4:52 Fun fact! In Japan there's a dish in which chicken and egg are put on a bowl of rice. We call it 'Oyakodon' and it literally means 'Parent and child rice bowl'.

Lexi is too innocent too understand the hole in the peanut butter

This reminds me of the time when my family was going to a Halloween party. We pull up to the drive thru of a Wendy's and we're all in costumes. My dad is wearing a cop uniform. He orders some food and when we get to the first window to pay, the employee inside says, "Thank you for your service sir," and hands my dad a book of free frosty coupons. My dad just says, "Thank you," taking the coupon book and not knowing what else to do. Needless to say, we enjoyed free frostys for a while after that.

3:04 It's all fun and games until she spawns in the backseat.

24:58 It erases your save. So it's basically a rendition of the "press alt+f4" joke.

If I found out my kids teacher gave out those tickets for bathroom use, that would have been one of the few cases where I would complain about a teacher. Kids can get UTI's from holding it for too long. What a controlling pos.

24:53 That """""""""""hack"""""""""" will reset your game when you do L + R + START + SELECT so that CERTAINLY IS r/foundsatan right there😈😈😈😈😈

on the professor taking a book and reading the ending one, i would continuously bring books I had already read and tell *him* the endings as a response.

14:26 That's actually honey after it's crystallized. Fun fact: Honey is one food item that has an ETERNAL shelf life, scientists actually found a 6,000 year-old jar of honey in an Egyptian pharaoh's tomb and it was STILL EDIBLE.

"Im still waiting for the warrior cats live action series" CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUSRD AND WAS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED

The daughter saying “I’ll visit you” just shows how much of a evil mastermind she is gonna turn out to be

bathroom ticket sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen and a teacher losing their job

I did the doll in the hall to my kids with these two creepy looking native american dolls from like the 50's. They were horrendously old and raggedy but I would just walk by and turn one of them to look at a kid's door and the next day turn it back. The first chance they got they gave them away while my back was turned lmao.

6:53 I have a doll named Stabatha that my family jokes keeps the ghosts at bay. Once October starts, I’m moving her to random locations around the house and acting completely clueless. Thanks for the idea, Satans of Reddit!

1:09:39 “your school, your place of safety.…” *Americans laughing*: safety!?

4:28 I HATE those kinds of comments😭 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU COMMENTED!!😭

I love how lexi just goes “no” with the dog search

10:09 If I'm understanding this correctly, what they did is basically mind-controlled the bard with a spell; they then forced the bard to cast Counter-Spell to nullify the Revivify spell that was supposed to resurrect a dead character. All in all, I imagine it's a remarkably horrific thing to experience. (And it possibly gave the bard some PTSD/wrongful guilt.)

1:26:05 The best part about that meme is that the character pictured would totally pull something like that.

12:04 Man just hit me with a wave of nostalgia with "Outer Wilds."

18:12 For those that don't get this one, in simple terms: This problem can be broken into two parts. (x^3 cos x/2) and 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). The integral here is from 2 to -2, or a to -a. the x^3 here marks this as an odd function, and an odd function over an integral of a to -a evaluates to zero. That leaves 1/2*sqrt(4-x^2). Put this into a graph and you will find that this is half a circle of radius 2, which is 2pi/2, so the password here is pi The evil is you don't know how long the password is, and pi is an infinite number

As a huge fan of the Warrior cats series, Robin my respect for you has shot up tremendously. That was great, thank you for that laugh.

I've got one. It was back in kindergarten. It was during recess. What I had done, was I picked up a rock and took it to one of my friends. I then proceeded to convince them that it was chocolate. They ended up biting it.

I’m so glad this video was posted. The way Emily deals with scary stuff is hilarious.

5:29 Their FBI agent was having a particularly chaotic moment that day.

2:53 that's not just Satan that's a perv in the making

0:18 You always have the urge to pee but whenever you go to the bathroom it goes away

31:21 I had a teacher in freshman year at my old school that told us we could only use the bathroom in her classroom ONCE A WEEK, her reasoning was "my class is right after lunch" and at this school when its lunch they close all the bathrooms expect for two (male and female) which is PACKED.

40:30 Agree to disagree: I read two books with character deaths just as described, and I was literally weeping during the funeral scene.

0:42 robin likes warrior cats?

The last thing I do before I leave a hotel room, is set the alarm for 3:30AM.

At vintage stock i always switch the dvd for 28 days, and 28 days later and wait until i see someone buy it knowing ive just ruined a day.

The Screensaver prank suddenly reminded me of a work story my dad once told me a long time ago. He's always worked IT, albeit from different companies, one of these previous companies he had a coworker who for some reason absolutely hated Pikachu. Naturally my dad (behind the co-workers back) created an installed a program on the guy's work computer which would produce a Pikachu pop-up every 2-5 seconds. What he didn't expect the next day was that this coworker had a multiple day business trip. Long enough for my dad to forget about the program's existence, at least until he heard a wail from the guy who proceeded to burst into his work area yelling about the Pikachu. Apparently, the Pikachu program which had been left running the whole time had overloaded the screen to where the screen was completely covered with the pikachu pop-ups, but not only that but more will pop in and fill the gaps for any popup he removed. Making his computer completely unusable with the one thing he absolutely hated.

10:21 i can imagine how awkward the police calls are like "hello 911 someone is walking their dog by my house"

I'm gonna gift someone a blanket that's folded into a square but as soon as they try and find the edge they will realize I gave them a circular blanket with no edges

30:46 as someone with gastrointestinal issues that can sometimes be severe... banning bathroom breaks is actually something that can break ADA guidelines, IEPs and 504 plans... I hope that teacher was written up ( at the very least)

All the EmKay narrators love Warrior Cats and I am so here for it.

29:14 For anyone who doesn’t know, in Pokémon Diamond and Pearl (I think Platinum too) there was an in game trade with an box named Mindy. She wanted you to trade her a Medicham for her Haunter. If you didn’t know, some Pokémon evolve by trade. So, if you traded her your Medicham, you’d (supposedly) get a Haunter that would evolve into Gengar. However, her Haunter was holding something called an everstone. An everstone is an item in the Pokémon games that when held, will prevent your Pokémon from evolving. So, instead of getting a Gengar from the trade, you’d end up getting a Haunter that can’t evolve. Edit: Spelling

If you sleep beside somone and wanna get revenge do this (usually only works for people who sleep next to the wall and does not work for people who only have 2 pillows for your heads) : make sure you have all the pillows, put them next to you and hog them while you sleep. If you want you can add booby traps that doesn’t allow them to take a pillow

For the second one: SO THATS WHY WHEN I EAT I ALWAYS ENDED UP WITH HAIRS IN MY MOUTH!!!

57:30 props to the editor who started bleeping robin with the piano notes of MCR's Black Parade.

Even if I found an unopened, fully sealed package of food sitting on the edge of the toilet, I would still throw it away. That's just- no. 😭

1:43 "I just finished reading Infinite. Gotta finish Jest tomorrow"

"Satan what are you doing on the D&D subreddit?" is wild

1:11 the man got a point, but i guess it depends on how many hours is left of the flight. Having a decomposing corpse on the flight for hours isn't gonna be fun

9:56 he basically forced one of the party members to stop another party member from reviving one of the other party members to ensure a permanent death for that one player and a complete waste of two 3rd level spell slots for the party. Idk what they did to hurt the DM but my god they got boned on that turn.

1:13:13 The fear of long words is actually called Hippototomonstrosesquippedaliaphobia Idk why, but I made myself memorize it like 7 years ago, you can look it up if you don't believe me /lh

Nice one with the Welcome to the Black Parade reference. Figured it out on the first note. It's been a couple of years since I heard the song.

11:44 That's Dark holy crap she probably had a mental break down after the phone call

36:15 Kinda like how the fear of longs words is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia…

12:13 they do make these little mini carts you can put underneath car tires and actually lift them off the ground to move a car around, we used them all the time in the shop to move cars that couldn’t move on their own, absolute life savers

0:42 the best comeback for that is “ it already has”

Kinda want to hear that recording of Robin reading SCP-1250.... Also, doing a crime with a dog is counted as doing one armed. Like robbing a bank with a dog is considered armed robbery.

As far as cutting books in half to make them more portable I actually did this for a very specific reason. When I hiked the Appalachian Trail ebook readers weren’t really very popular yet and I wanted to read at night so I cut large books into thirds and took the first third with me and had a friend mail me a bunch of supply boxes on different dates as I walked the trail. When I got a new part of the book I sent the part I had back home. It was to keep weight and space down.

39:50, DO NOT DO THIS, FREEING THEIR TOUNGE IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL TO CROWS AND IS A MYTH, THEY WILL SPEAK IF THEY HERE IT ENOUGH TO MIMIC. Also, just use ravens, ravens are larger, scarier looking, and mimic more.

Mine:stockpile enough pennies to buy a car and then purchase the car with the pennies so they have to count individually and miss some and say”oh shoot i forgot some” and they have to restart

6:39 That is NOT gonna stop some of the HOA run neighborhoods out there, they're probably gonna be like: "Quite frankly, ma'am, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!"

10:05 Bard tries to revive a dead party member. OP used Dominate Person to force the same Bard to cast Counter Spell on his own revivify keeping their party member or whoever dead burning two spell slots at once. Evil.

My class always took it a step further when it came to Kahoot. Everyone would shout a different color without looking at the question, so you still had to decide which was the correct answer, but with extra doubt in your mind

When I was around 15, I had my friend over for New Year's and we had a fun y idea. He had a 2 Litre bottle of Sprite, and an annoying cousin (who is no longer annoying nowadays, we're practically unsepeerable brothers today). Neither of us liked him at the time so we drank half the bottle and filled it back to full with piss. We wanted it to be half and half so that he couldn't tell right away that it was tainted. He drank a good few gulps before realizing something was off and we absolutely lost our minds laughing. My friend and I got grounded for a month but it was totally worth it, we still bring it up at times..

18:32 a comedian called Jack Whitehall already found a way around that. When they announce that a gate is open, you stand up and say "ah, that's my one"

This is my favorite subreddit read by some of my favorite narrators/KZfaqrs :)

Black licorice is the greatest candy on the planet. Nothing is better than being that one person in the dead of winter wearing shorts, a t shirt and flip flops while eating black licorice by the pound outside the grocery store.

1:05:41 JACK WENT FROM “😊😊😁😁😆😆😄😄” to «deep» ШНА-

Another note for the unfinished goal is that it works way better if AFTER the character's death, the other characters reach the point where -had the dead character been with them- they would have been able to solve their unfinished goal. (Example: Character who always wanted to collect this magical sword of their culture. Have them die abruptly with the other rules... Then the next story beat is the other characters finding the sword... He was so close... but he died right before he could do it.)

4:05 "What a d***" Dude, the guy did it in retaliation of his brother being a d*** to him about him refusing to sell that tiny sliver of land to his brother.

2:24 j o e s w a n s o n

That bathroom ticket idea I surprisingly common. I had a teacher who only let students use the bathroom 3 times through a 9 week period… 9 WEEKS

Lexi is my favourite narrator she is just so funny and innocent : D

6:07 the guy kept moving it around the lot apparently

0:06 As a Perth resident, I myself was laughing at that for minutes.

On the singing one: my mom would have me sing Silent Night every year at Christmas time (between Thanksgiving and Christmas). I hated it every time since I hate being put on the spot in front of a crowd. She’s done this since I was 16 and I’m now 28. I can only imagine the rage and embarrassment feels over that moment

I remember getting into a heated debate at a comic book store about cutting the Bone anthology in half to transport it. Also I tried the radio under the siblings bed trick and my parents caught me IMMEDIATELY.

9:57 For those who don't play dnd, here's the simple spell/ability effect translations: Dominate Person: Gain complete control over a character's actions. Revivify: A spell used to revitalize a dead character back to life. Counter Spell: Prevents a spell from being cast. Full translation: The DM took control of one of the player's characters (the bard) and forced that character to deny a revive. Considering that such a revival would undoubtedly cost many resources and probably be a last resort, there may not be a chance to try this revive again.

30:14 at my highschool we got 5 restroom excuses per semester, but if you want more you can take demerits 😭

The fear of long words gets worse when you realise the full word is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

1:55 This is actually a Gundam toy, not a Transformers toy. Also, this is a scarily common thing inside of the Transformers fandom. If anyone was wondering, I've seen at least five of these. I once had to bear witness to a post where someone sawed their Rodimus Prime in half, deep fried it, then put it into the freezer. Transformers fans are absolutely diabolical.

Whenever I read this subreddit I realize just how fucked-up I am because I keep on thinking of ways to make these lethal

1:11:10 “What’s the worst thing you could wear a funeral?” The corpse 🥰

Speaking of gifts, I once got my brother a 64 pack of mini pringles, but I wrapped each one in a different box, so it took him a few hours to finally get through unboxing them.

21:08 the volume and power buttons use the same technology as a regular remote, so, yes, this works

at 6:13 it was in a restricted staff parking area so they could not get in no matter how much they begged the security

24:47 ...Are you guys drinking carbonated lemonade? ...My stupid glossy shoelaces are forever coming undone... Was this curse aimed at me!?

that SCP-1250 bit was amazing and so evil had to look it up to figure out the joke since it's been a while since I've seen stuff on it, and I laughed so hard the moment I read the first two paragraphs robin you have my respect for how evilly great that is

One of my classmates found out that magnets affect our school Chromebooks and cause them to lock. So he hid it in his closed fist and slid his hand casually across a desk with a line of people using their Chromebooks so they would all turn off in a row and they would spend like 20 minutes trying to figure out why they turned off/if they were glitching.

8:06 A work around is writting the color on the note card. Like write "Taken!" and under it write "Pink Cup" That way even if someone shifts the cups it tells you that it correlates to the color of cup on the card. Or even just write it on the cups.

6:36 good thing I don't have a HOA owned home

42:07 He says in the post, the marriage is taking place in New Canaan, CT... Very much near the woods. The poster probably is recruiting someone who lives near him, so he's referring to the Lower East Side in his original post, but he mentions that the actual wedding he wants to ruin will be taking place in CT. Connecticut, in case you missed that as well.

30:18 It is illegal to disallow the use of the bathroom (in America, at least). If you have to use it a fourth time, just go.

That thing that happened at 1:17:45 happened to me in one of my early college classes. I reported it to the Dean, and this along with all the bad assessments he got (because he refused to assign anything other than presentations and readings, gave 15 minute lectures most days, didn't actually give a syllabus or many materials, and was over all a crap person) got him fired. Don't be afraid to be the straw that breaks the camels back if someone is doing such a horrible job. Also, Canvas has automatic due dates and deductions, so the professor might just be covering for a mistake he made.

The frozen poop discs would be awesome for dog owners that think that it's okay to leave their dog in the car unattended with the window open just a bit. Just gave me a great idea lol

46:09 The absolutely hilarious thing about this one is that something like this actually DID happen, but in reverse. A channel called Jubilee made a video titled "Who Is The Real Straight Person?", where a bunch of strangers are trying to find out who the actual straight person is.

The girlfriend airport story is very much real, the car was there for 3 years

WHEN I HEARD ROBIN SAY HE WAS WAITING FOR WARRIOR CATS LIVE ADAPTATION I LITERALLY SCREAMED THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITE BOOKS AND ARE SO UNDERRATED

0:09 I still do that cause I’m paranoid about it but have come up with the most terrifyingly gruesome thing do hurt a bad person with Feel free to ask 😇 if you dare👹…

30:17 At my school this was a school wide thing, but instead of every month, it was every semester, which was 9 weeks. It never got removed during the time I was there.

1:13:20 it's hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

17:28 This has nothing to do with smoking, it's just that the skin is very crunchy and has all the seasoning/sauce. AKA, it's the best part.

On the dnd joke, from what I can tell, they made the bard that was casting revivify, cast counterspell through the dominate person spell, essentially forcing the pc that was reviving them to counterspell the revive

I had experienced kind of PC prank, where you take screenshot of desktop, hide all desktop icons and then put that screenshot as background.