What movie should Disney make next?

There are plenty of pre-woke movies, games, TV shows, etc., to keep us entertained until this new dark age passes.

The scary part is that this is actually what is happening in Disney.

This is not a comedy skit. This is actually how the people at Disney come up with ideas for movies.

Writer: This wokeness failed in the box office. I'm not sure we should do this. Executive: You know what I do when I'm not sure? I double down.

“Two Dads, but I thought it was an all female remake”. 😂😂😂 brilliant

Getting this pitch meeting skit together must have been super easy, barely an inconvenience

I loved how everyone totally rejects the one sane, reasonable guy in the whole room. Its super realistic

The only thing that is unbelievable is that Hank would have been fired for “creative differences” and the two female writers would have MeTood him and called him abusive. 😂

Real missed opportunity not calling him Lightning McDragqueen

They don't have any new ideas, they just take classic stories and make them woke. If a new idea came to Disney, it would die of loneliness.

It's scary how accurate your parodies are.

This is great! You covered everything. We don’t watch Disney anymore.

"What if...we leave the writing of children's movies to people who have cats, but don't have children and hate being in their presence?" "Brilliant!"

This is so exactly how I envision these meetings going nowadays. AI written scripts couldn't be any worse than the last several years of Disney content.

“ No original ideas.” You guys nailed it!

2:16 "Hakuna frittata"... I laughed so hard I blew snot all over my monitor!

I know people say this about every skit, but this NEEDS to be a series!

That "throw Simba off the rock... Pro choice.. Scar is the good guy" was spot on. I think that analogy will help open some 👀 eyes.

“Boy, you won’t hear that in a new movie or show in 2023” -me every time I watch anything more than 10 years old

Wait, this is a satire? I thought it was just a recording of a real Disney writers meeting.

I can't imagine how horrible attending those meetings in real life would be.

I don't think its legal for them to have hidden cameras in the Disney writer room. As a person who grew up in LA, I have zero doubt this happens.

They need more of these brainstorming videos. I truly believe this is what happens with the one seasonable guy that gets it but the rest of the group completely ignores all of his or her contributions.

What I want to know is; how did the Babylon Bee sneak their way into a Disney Writer's Room?! Their journalistic skills are beyond compare!

What they need are three wheels to spin for the hero- one for orientation, one for skin color (all except white) and one for what they identify as (two spirit penguin, etc). Then two for the villain, one with every slot that says white, and the other that it all says "cis gender man" or "cis gender woman". They pick a movie, spin the wheels, call it intersectional wheel of fortunes.

I love the part, "Yes! Now we're cooking with zero carbon alternatives”, so as not to offend. Well done!

Hank's attempt to be the voice of reason AND the movie poster at the end.

Is that the gal from Portlandia?

The sad thing is the Babylon Bee satire is likely the real thing at Disney. The thing about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome is the definition of insanity. So Disney is insane by definition.

In 2007 Disney and Pixar released a movie in which the Villain owns a company that he didn't help create, and all he does is rehash the existing recipe's from his predecessor. Its like they were telling their own future.

I enjoyed this actual behind-the-scenes documentary.

Disney doesn't use original ideas for a reason. They don't want to kill them. They just want to do that to the stories we already know and love.

I love how that "original idea" was a 100% original and not dipping into any other established fandom 😂

You have highlighted the reason I will never take my grandkids to *any* Disney theme park or movie. I don't want my grandkids to be poisoned by the absurd "woke" agenda of Disney. I want them to grow up to be well adjusted people, not twisted, bitter or broken adults.

UHM bee, you guys are missing the part where Pinocchio goes to class and learns CRT!!

We feel your pain Hank.

The “pride” rock got me. 😂

You need to release this sketch as an animation.

disney right now: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!

Honestly you guys are better than James O’Keefe at getting hidden cameras into places.

I saw strange world in the $5 discount bin at Walmart-a testament to how badly they miss judged by making that movie.

Missed a perfect opportunity to title the Lizzo re-re-remake "The Lion Woman King" 😂

The worst thing: This skit is actually true. (maybe, most likely, almost certain, pretty much guaranteed) 😉

This was GREAT! Last year I re-watched several of the Disney classics- Pinocchio, Snow White, Cinderella, Bambi and Lady and the Tramp. These films are perfect in every way. Even 50+ years later, the original Little Mermaid and Beauty and the Beast were on par with those classics. I cannot put into words why they were all so good, but when compared to modern Disney and this need to cater to "modern audiences", there is frankly NO comparison. And I am here to say that "representation" does not matter the way the masses suggest it does. As a little gay kid growing up in the 80s, I never saw "someone like me" represented in a Disney film, or most films for that matter. But that didn't mean I couldn't identify with characters, themes or struggles. It didn't mean that I didn't enjoy re-enacting certain Disney films with my best friend (who was a girl of course!) Despite the lack of "representation", I never felt like I was being shunned or frozen out. But today, the vast majority of leftists will literally boycott movies or other forms of entertainment if they don't see their specific demographic represented in a specific way. That is just insane to me. As an adult, I have since seen tons of movies/TV shows with a variety of LGBT themes/characters and so on. And I really don't identify with any of that, either! I used to get so annoyed in my 20s when people constantly assumed I watched/enjoyed Will and Grace. I never liked the show because I never identified with the characters, and always hated how stereotypical it was. I get that it was a huge success and had some merit- but that didn't mean it was meaningful for me just because I was supposedly "represented". I feel the same way about other LGBT themed films/TV. I find most of then to be pandering and presumptuous. I also hated having to explain to certain friends why I didn't want to watch RuPaul's Drag Race. The little I have seen of that show is like nails on a chalk board to me. And people think there is something wrong with me, or that I have some kind of inner hatred of myself because I am not entertained by it. And this is why modern films are suffering the way they are. It's all about catering to a specific demographic in a specific way and shunning everything else. It's never about universal themes/story, imagination or thoughtfulness.

We all laugh at this satirical comedy but in reality I believe this is what the room actually does.

GINA CARANO DID NOTHING WRONG

"Wheelchairs are in wheelchairs," and "And all the lions can eat bugs." Love it!

I feel like Cinderello was a missed opportunity.

It crossed my mind a while back that all the influences kids have to "rebel against their parents" seem to usually come from ppl who are at least as old or older than their own parents. It might not be obvious (because those ppl can hire young actors etc) but the ideas etc. all come from some old dudes and dudettes. Could be a basis for a sketch of some sort too.

How about Disney do a cartoon version of the UK Coronation where Charles gives his promise to honour the people of his country and to not be a hypocritical sanctimonious corrupt puppet of the World Economic Forum? They could call it 'The Lying King'.

BB is a Godsend

This had better feature Ryan George as a guest star.

BB needs to have a weekly show with like 10 different skits from things like this that are currently going on. I know they exaggerate some things but usually a few months later whatever skit they do ends up actually happening. So they are just warning us for what's coming! 😂

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that they managed to fit all that crazy shit into 1 movie cover.

My only question is how they managed to sneak a camera into the Disney meeting because this seems way too realistic to be a sketch. 😂

I watched a leaked Marvel executive meeting and this is actually very close to how they come up with ideas.

Disney knows how to make movies nobody wants to see. 🤡🤣

Disney needs to do a live action remake of "Song of the South"

The bald guy is brilliant as a Brit, terrific as a Texan, and heinous as a hair-having human.

"Pardon my Knott's Berry Farm language" 😆 Love the SoCal reference haha

Ive got the best idea for a Disney movie. Take Duck Tales, turn all of them black. And that's it. Thats the movie. Gimme an Oscar

They need to remake Bambi. Already pretty progressive and anti-mankind. Fits the zeitgeist...they could really hit hard that the hunters are all white, cis, and male. And there will be one intersectional human who gets it and instead begins to defend the animals.

I can see this totally happening at Disney.

Simba gets thrown off pride rock as a pro-choice message.

I think this is my favorite clip so far from y'all. So frighteningly sad and hysterical at the same time, because you know their meetings have gone something akin to this, without the satire.

We need a Ryan George cameo in these videos. It would be 'barely an inconvenience".

I genuinely want Disney to do this. It would be the most amazing feat of corporate seppuku in human history.

What’s sad is that I am not sure this is really satire and not actually what happens at Disney

We're all Hanks now

I love that they keep referring to The Lion King remake as a live action remake even though there is nothing live action in it, it's just another animated movie lol

I just ordered my Babylon Bee tshirt. Its my swimsuit cover up.

I like how you guys barely have to write a script. Just combine a few headlines together, put a little bit of BBee sauce and boom. This stuff writes itself

Inserting things that don't belong in movies into movies is TIGHT!

Kind of expected the Bee to be true to the meme and throw Hank out of the window.

I love this! I was wondering when you would make a Disney one. Spot on Babylon bee! This is actually how they are! They’re not sure how they connect with the audience so they do woke stuff, and it flops. And then when it does they are still not sure how. The audience wants just a normal movie that doesn’t have any weird gay and political message. Very true! Love your videos as always! Keep the good work up, and keep spreading the truth!

1:20 "Now we're cooking with zero carbon fuel alternatives" lol

2:50 I was expecting to hear "You're fired!!"

I would hire Hank, he’s the only one that will make the company money.

Wouldn’t a trans Cinderella be called Cinderfella?

I'm guessing 90% of the story pitches are - Queen Latiffa as Santa, Herbie the Pedo bug, Dragon's Gayer, Tron3 - Non Binary Edition with Elliot Page , Advventures in Babysitting with Jeffrey Jones, Sploosh with Woody Allen, Honey, I Splunked the Kids - Kevin Spacey, Cinderella played by Caitlyn Jenner, Oh God, You Devil - Bill Cosby, Jen Ortega as Hercules, Ann Frank - played by a plucky Lizzo.

Y'all I work in animation at Warner Bros and this had me rolling. For real this is how these types of meetings go.

I love the way this turned out

Please don't give them any ideas. At this point, I'm pretty sure this will be a thing Disney tries in the near future.

The most unrealistic part is someone like Hank ever being hired by Disney.

"So you have a movie for me?" 😁

how did they manage to get a camera in the actual writers room?!

So you’re telling me… Mufasa’s big secret is that he’s bi… when Simba’s already gonna have two dads. :|

@0:58 ‘Cinderella as a man’? ‘Cinderfella’ (1960) Jerry Lewis movie. Do people really think this is all new & original? 😂

As usual always on point, thanks Babylon Bee for another hilarious video.

Another prophetic/realistic take on modern culture by the amazing team at TBB. Keep up the good work and God bless all of you!

" ... cooking with alternative non-carbon fuels" was brilliant!

"Pardon my Knotts Berry Farm Language". That's why I love you, Babylon Bee.

Now THIS I believe. No doubt this is a Disney pitch meeting.

I rewatched this video with a cup of coffee in hand, so I can spit it out laughing this time.

"thow Simba off pride rock. Its a pro-choice meal"😮😂.= no film as main character dies. Thanks Bee for marking us laugh at craziness.

A documentary about Disney...this is probably how their meetings are for real 😅

I imagine lightning McQueen would be a DRAG racer... I thought that one up aaaalll by myself. 🤣

Guys, stop giving ideas to those clowns! :)

Scary thing about Babylon Bee jokes is that pretty soon all the ideas from this skit will become actual Disney movies.