Woke Shark Tank: How Crowdfunding Works

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Today we take a look into how woke crowdfunding companies work. How do they approve campaigns? Find out!
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@TheBabylonBee 9 ай бұрын

What other projects should the judges approve?

@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 9 ай бұрын

Sex change buses

@NRDavis-wl8vn 9 ай бұрын

Sex Change research of Sea Horses. How come the "Male" has to carry all the babies? Isn't that a Wombman's role? 🤔✌️🥰

@joshuaclampitt5298 9 ай бұрын

A guy who identifies as a fairy-boy should definitely get approved by these judges!

@EngineeringTheBrick 9 ай бұрын

I would love to see a debate between a biological woman who is grunge, big, bold, and beautiful at any size vs. a transgender male who is putting the work in to present as a beautiful woman. "I am Beautiful no matter what" vs "I put in the work"..."Societal pressure is overwhelming" vs "You could at least bathe"..."I affirm my natural beauty" vs "It takes me 2 hours to get dressed"

@ozsteamer2755 9 ай бұрын

_What other projects should the judges approve?_ *Self-immolation* Except that guy with the glasses. He sounded like he was a little slow but he could be brought along nicely. *_Neurodiversity is a thing, y'know_*

@kylemacdougall8355 9 ай бұрын

The funniest part of this sketch was when they implied that affirmative action for conservatives was a thing! 😅

@NinjaFlibble 9 ай бұрын

Babylon Bee was bound to find something fake eventually 😆

@halburd1 9 ай бұрын

i stopped watching as it was not funny at all. was too realistic

@WinWin-oo4uk 9 ай бұрын

@@NinjaFlibble How do you think George W. Bush got into college ❓

@travels1863 9 ай бұрын

Same as alot of kids do today. Ya got the money , ya go. Now, let's talk about that birth certificate!!! @@WinWin-oo4uk

@Joe-rz3fd 9 ай бұрын

I would say the funniest part is when they implied that a restaurant called Sizzler exists

@DannerBanks 9 ай бұрын

LOL "Affirmative action - I had to hire one conservative" oh man, if only it worked that way ...

@johnmartin8538 9 ай бұрын

Yeah. Try being that guy that was hired. I pray and drink alot.

@Reevin 9 ай бұрын

FR. Even the "conservatives" on main steam news networks are just conservative in name so they can pretend to represent both sides.

@ageneralguy6440 9 ай бұрын

What does it mean?

@ssp4795 9 ай бұрын

I was the "one conservative" at a place i worked, and boy did they all hate me, i was shut out of every conversation and ppl ignored everything i wrote/said in Zooms, and I found out from a source i'd been labelled "problematic". I did have to master the frozen face whenever any of them were speaking their nonsense. So i've moved on to run my own business...

@arand4125 9 ай бұрын

@@ssp4795l was a woke democrat in California and awakened in 2018. So it's like being in a crazy house, getting cured and still staying in said crazy house. Yes I'm moving. And no, l will never vote like that again

@anon_y_mousse 9 ай бұрын

It's sad that the least realistic part of this sketch is the part where they say they have to hire one conservative for affirmative action.

@anniep855 9 ай бұрын

“Isn’t punching cops bad?” His sincerity is real.

@guillermoelnino 9 ай бұрын

To be fair, I have no sympathy for the enforcers of 2020's tyranny.

@Sethermiester 9 ай бұрын

Depends on the cop

@bertram-raven 9 ай бұрын

@@guillermoelnino You mean the Capital Police. They are not actual police.

@guillermoelnino 9 ай бұрын

@@bertram-raven No I mean every one of those ticket writers that kept y ou locked in y ou r home up until the point the Putin boogie man dominated the 24 hour news cycle.

@joshuarosenwald6490 9 ай бұрын

Depends on the perpetrator!!! If they red then!!! If they blue then it's ok!!!

@donpietruk1517 9 ай бұрын

Hank's and Frank's instant recognition of their inner conservative was the most wholesome thing in this sketch. 😂😂

@DomaninNicola 9 ай бұрын

"I'm a biological woman" Rejected 😂

@Likexner 9 ай бұрын

By using the term "biological" woman, one implies that there are other kinds of woman than biological, thereby ceding ground to the commies. Lets just refer to women as women.

@commieprohibition5429 9 ай бұрын

The fact that this is not just a funny sketch but a satire of the actual state of woke politics is mind-blowing.

@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 9 ай бұрын

So realistic it's uncomfortable

@tonyug113 9 ай бұрын

the fact that in california they would jst consider this normal is more scarey -- how can the bee satire someting beyond satire

@commieprohibition5429 9 ай бұрын

@@tonyug113 When reality becomes scarier than fiction you know you got a problem. Liberalism is a disease.

@jdminn4 9 ай бұрын

Satire...documentary...potato...potato

@arand4125 9 ай бұрын

It's amazing that woke killed chivalry, race relations, justice, the dollar store, comedy, art and satire. So many of these sketches turned out to be real

@alex_guardado 9 ай бұрын

You guys keep "peacefully" killing it with these sketches! Funny stuff, guys!! Next..

@rancon265 9 ай бұрын

Not even smile funny.

@Jesus_is_THE_king_of_kings 9 ай бұрын

@@rancon265 cry your eyes out no one cares

@rasungod0 9 ай бұрын

Mostly peaceful anyway.

@jtlearn1 9 ай бұрын

The biological woman's disappointment was hilarious!

@Likexner 9 ай бұрын

By using the term "biological" woman, one implies that there are other kinds of woman than bioílogical, thereby ceding ground to the commies. Lets just refer to women as women.

@jeremyusreevu237 9 ай бұрын

2:34 I love how Hank is trying so hard to not break character here.

@400KrispyKremes 9 ай бұрын

When the Jan 6 guy pointed I laughed so hard I almost lost my lunch. lol

@user-qj6fk9px8l 7 ай бұрын

This is 2 months AFTER your post, THE REAL ACTOR (Siaka Massaquoi) who has been on stage with Trump during this year (became a black conservative celebrity off of the success of the 'Californians Move To Texas' videos he was in) WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED BY FBI AS "TRUMP CO-CONSPIRATOR" IN NOV-DEC 2023.

@mattanderson6336 9 ай бұрын

I always thought crowdfunding was when you pay people to show up at an event so it looks like there are a lot of people there. 😂😂😂

@bobdalton2062 9 ай бұрын

Yeah like at a Biden campaign event! 😂

@Threedog1963 9 ай бұрын

@@bobdalton2062 ...or the "million" man march.

@rebeccahherdener2068 9 ай бұрын

@@bobdalton2062😂

@jrgilby 9 ай бұрын

I call those RentAMobs. When I was at university, it was always the same people protesting, and chaining themselves to school buildings, reguardless of the outrage.

@mattanderson6336 9 ай бұрын

@@jrgilby Universities today are more concerned with training professional protesters than they are with education.

@austinrobertsonvoice 9 ай бұрын

Emma yelling was my favorite part…until the LoZ fanfic at the end. It’s a Bee sketch AND Travis’ Game Korner in the same video!

@juliam248 9 ай бұрын

That's not fair, now I miss Sizzler and there are none in our area. The fact that there are no mediocre all you can eat buffets left here are a real tragedy for this country... Guess I'm gonna have to go cry into my homemade dinner now.

@Shuxy 9 ай бұрын

Last part was absolutely amazing 😂, but honestly, everything else was just real life, not even a parody

@richardmahn7589 9 ай бұрын

I actually understood every bit of his story as I'm a fan of all those things.

@841577 9 ай бұрын

I wonder if these types of sketches have helped open any blinded woke eyes. Probably not. The insanity runs deep with Wokies.

@mixs0269 9 ай бұрын

they insane

@RationalEgoism 7 ай бұрын

Once again, the Bee's prediction came true. The last guy, Siaka Massaquoi, was recently arrested for being at the capitol on Jan 6.

@jhssuthrnmama 6 ай бұрын

Horrifying art becoming reality.

@lancerevell5979 9 ай бұрын

Sadly, this IS the way things are going in our nation now. And the World laughs at us, while taking our foreign aid money. 😢

@MichaelQ-iv7pt 9 ай бұрын

This so much. World constantly berates us but continues to rely on everything we do.

@eddysgaming9868 9 ай бұрын

Congratulations, another killer sketch, Bee!

@TheNewsInASL 9 ай бұрын

Here goes the Babylon Bee again, with its factual reenactments of actual stories. 3:00 - They should have asked how big the fire was at the "mostly peaceful protest."

@quinnfletcher3906 9 ай бұрын

And if there were people inside when he burned.

@Threedog1963 9 ай бұрын

I thought you were going to have another person come up and say he punched a cop, get approved, and follow it up with, "It was on J6". You covered it when you brought the Black guy wrongly incarcerated though.

@calebanderson9538 9 ай бұрын

Yet another amazing video from the Babylon bee. Keep it up y’all!!

@gigim.9742 9 ай бұрын

A Zelda fanfic where you give Tingle the Anikin Skywalker treatment? I'm ALL for that!

@sageoldmann5157 9 ай бұрын

The sizzler promo 😂

@DgardsGaming 4 ай бұрын

So Sizzlers Still Exist in America? cause they shut down here

@HelloKitty-jz5gm 9 ай бұрын

“Good day! I said good day!”!! 😂😂😂 Can we get more of my favorite couple in Texas? Please??

@TheDragon160 9 ай бұрын

I love when they both yelled at Hank. That made me laugh alot

@josestirtabudi6247 9 ай бұрын

My brother and I were just complaining that you hadn't posted recently enough for our highnesses .. . . Thank you for responding 😆

@deanaltman6841 9 ай бұрын

“IT WAS FUNNIER FOR THE SKETCH”!!! Haha. Awesome.

@DSLightning21 9 ай бұрын

You had me at ""Go Fund Yourself", Ha! Ha! 😅

@margaretnezhadpour4054 9 ай бұрын

I loved the no “take backs” on the J6 candidate. 😄

@bertram-raven 9 ай бұрын

She does "crazy eyes" so well.

@fearthehoneybadger 9 ай бұрын

Aren't woke sharks a contradiction in terms?

@jay_kay709 9 ай бұрын

Bogoisie internet commies for self indulgent capitalism..... but for the message

@proximoAZ 9 ай бұрын

No, just look at Mark Cubans politics for one.

@NormSimpson-iw5jr 9 ай бұрын

No not ar all. They are spending YOU'RE Money😂

@lukekent9687 9 ай бұрын

Doesn't work run off contradictions?

@pradhyudh 9 ай бұрын

Mark fights the big pharma, I love that guy

@rahn45 9 ай бұрын

"Hi, you see my boyfriend was stabbed into the next life; and I would make to start a fund for myself." "Approved!" "Wait... shouldn't you be starting a fund for the boyfriend's family?" "You see I'm going to defend the person who did the stabbing." "Ohhh... double approved!"

@notthefbi7932 9 ай бұрын

Mostly peaceful always justifies violence After that Sizzler's commercial I'm going to take a three day road trip just for it's wonderful menu options 😁

@cameronnebe 8 ай бұрын

I love all the nods and 4th wall breaks. Like emma talling about sizzler, and her eyes got really big like she was doing all she could to act like she cared. And the "go fund yourself" being a play on go fund me but sounding more like "go f--- yourself". So subtle on both counts!

@igodreamer7096 9 ай бұрын

Come on, that Legend of Zelda fanfic has some potential! HAAHHAHAHAHAH

@realtab8500 9 ай бұрын

Amazing how satire has become reality.

@bigderfla 9 ай бұрын

I think even Gene Wilder would've approved of the "I SAID, 'GOOD DAY'" reference! (For the youngsters, this is an iconic line spoken by Wilder in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

@donpietruk1517 9 ай бұрын

It's also used as a drop line from Fez in That 70's Show.

@socalsal627 9 ай бұрын

I loved her crazy eyes behind the Sizzler title - for some reason that got me 🤣And the 'I said Good Day' (was that an obscure reference to Tootsie? If so, I approve!)

@ulkesh78 9 ай бұрын

Wait, is that Anna Kasperian in the middle yelling at the conservatives?

@nunyadambusiness6902 9 ай бұрын

Pretty damn close... 😂😂😂

@knuckledraggingneanderthal720 9 ай бұрын

If she had a huge honkin' hook nose and a cigarette, she'd be a dead ringer of Anna K.

@DgardsGaming 4 ай бұрын

I mean she can play her in movie for sure

@cjbarroso 9 ай бұрын

guys, your sketches get better by the day, congratulations for an excellent job

@jrgilby 9 ай бұрын

I don't know what is more dangerous looking, Dead-Eyed Soulless Emma or Fury-Ridden Rage Emma.

@Ziggy_Moonglow 9 ай бұрын

Dead-eyed, soulless Emma 'killed a man just to watch him die" so she's got my vote.

@emmascearce3495 9 ай бұрын

@@Ziggy_Moonglow I can laugh too. Want to see? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

@mncrump 9 ай бұрын

Fantastic sketch. Favorited especially for that Zelda bit at the end.

@riftshredder5438 9 ай бұрын

If you have to hire a conservative then hire someone who self identifies as a conservative, that's what CNN and MSNBC does

@penismightier9278 9 ай бұрын

But we can't afford Romney or Paul Ryan.

@riftshredder5438 9 ай бұрын

@@penismightier9278 I'll bet Liz Cheney is available

@pigeonpoo1823 9 ай бұрын

What's the difference between 'identifies' and 'self identifies'?

@riftshredder5438 9 ай бұрын

@@pigeonpoo1823 identifies means it's possibly true, self identifies means it's only true to them

@pigeonpoo1823 9 ай бұрын

@@riftshredder5438 Hahahahaha

@SpaceWizardus47 9 ай бұрын

Com’on Hank

@Bad_Llama 9 ай бұрын

Lol, Go Fund Yourself! That's awesome. Y'all are always funny.

@marlonreynoso26 9 ай бұрын

I SAID “I SAID ‘GOOD DAY!’”

@rextucker3184 9 ай бұрын

Hank is like Buddha, he is serene. Carry on, tranquil brother.

@Sofadage 9 ай бұрын

i dont see the difference between this and the real world

@deplorablesecuritydevices 9 ай бұрын

I worked in Seattle during Trumps presidency... this is spot on. There were grown adults weeping in resturaunts the night he was elected.

@carloshenriquezimmer7543 4 ай бұрын

Grown up, yes, adults... maybe-ish?

@ProfDragonite 9 ай бұрын

I miss the days when crowdfunding meant game developers trying to hype us up.

@TheTraveler980 9 ай бұрын

You know, Tingle may be a great representation of Woke; self-deluded identity, and misguided morals on what matters (and doesn't matter).

@lodestar3984 9 ай бұрын

Except he actually did get arrested for his behavior😂

@TheTraveler980 9 ай бұрын

@@lodestar3984 Really? Never saw that before. Where?

@lodestar3984 9 ай бұрын

@@TheTraveler980 it’s in Wind Waker, where you can rescue him from being in prison. It’s on Windfall Island

@SDeww 9 ай бұрын

2:33 Hank has a hard time holdign his laughter, he hides behind the papers LOL

@jeffzimmer2433 9 ай бұрын

I think we should approve his Legend of Star Wars: A Link Far Far Away fanfic.

@TumultuousTitan 9 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity to not cancel him for saying no take backs. Clearly he's not an ally.

@fobinc 9 ай бұрын

I've never craved Sizzlers so bad in my life, how dare you guys!?

@donpietruk1517 9 ай бұрын

I'm legit doing a search to see if there are any near me.

@InteloPL 9 ай бұрын

First time so early to your sketch and I don't regret it. Great mostly peaceful aporoach on reality

@JohnMatthew1 9 ай бұрын

Nice twist with the J6 guy, well done.

@1paulmohill 9 ай бұрын

Awesome as always 😂

@Ocelot93 9 ай бұрын

I lost it at Tingle LMAO

@H..M.. 9 ай бұрын

Wow, it’s like working for any company in Boston.

@HamnimationStudios 9 ай бұрын

Could y’all publish that fanfic?😂Great as usual.

@lodestar3984 9 ай бұрын

Fr. I’d read it😂

@goldilocks913 9 ай бұрын

Best sketch for a long time and that’s a high bar! And l agree with the last rejection 😂

@danielzimmerman466 9 ай бұрын

Man these never disappoint 😂

@kchuvala 9 ай бұрын

Love the Sizzler insert. Makes me teary-eyed nostalgic for the old podcast.

@Freddie7191 9 ай бұрын

At least nobody was pitching an MMO. That's more evil than burning down a cop while punching an Arby's.

@bigderfla 9 ай бұрын

This comment has all the meats! 👏😂

@Timeforachange1 6 ай бұрын

This was awesome! Thank you so much for the contents. Loving every bit of it sharing it as well.

@djdadbod 9 ай бұрын

Oh snap! It was an ad after all! Nicely done Bee, nicely done

@ItsMeTheDee 9 ай бұрын

I bet Hank would get funding approved for Hank's Kommie Game Korner

@undead9999 9 ай бұрын

"No takebacks!" 😂

@jakedunnegan 9 ай бұрын

ROFLMAO - them yelling, "REJECTED!!" was just too frickin funny.

@Design_no 9 ай бұрын

Just like Dragons Den in the UK.

@jtlearn1 9 ай бұрын

That sweet delicate female investor has a surprisingly powerful voice!

@greatamericandreamrealtyli6583 8 ай бұрын

This is one of your best skits yet!

@dangerbuoy 9 ай бұрын

Man this sketch is the best. Just like Sizzler and the appropriately priced lunch menu.

@kakashihatake313 9 ай бұрын

Everything after 3:40 is just the knuckles approves meme & I LOVE IT!!!

@hobodaddy1 7 ай бұрын

This skit is so spot on satire that it's scary true.

@johnrussell7385 8 ай бұрын

I apprecciate how much you really went in on that fan fiction lol i wasnt sure were it was going with faeire boi lol

@donaldmonroe8503 9 ай бұрын

Thanks, Sizzler!

@alexf8309 9 ай бұрын

Muat have been so fun ywlling "yeah hank!" At your friend

@zonked1200 2 күн бұрын

They have the screaming down perfectly.

@jobob9353 9 ай бұрын

This sketch was so good!

@drawnear228 9 ай бұрын

crazy that "affirmative action" actually included a conservative at all

@isaiahhill2104 7 ай бұрын

This should be a real series 😂😂😂😂! Seeing those liberal judges (especially the Anna Kasperian lookalike) freak out was beyond comically awesome 🤣😂🤣.

@jay_kay709 9 ай бұрын

God damn the Bee got it EASY today!

@wherami 9 ай бұрын

The ongoing sizzler joke kills me lol

@michaelporzio7384 9 ай бұрын

How did you get Ana Kasparian to do this sketch? She did a great job with the Sizzler commercial, impressive!

@TickedOffPriest 9 ай бұрын

Their acknowledgement that it is a sketch makes it even better.

@ByronMotley 7 ай бұрын

It's VERY ACCEPTABLE to laugh at utter stupidity...great job as usual Babylon Bee!

@supernat1978 9 ай бұрын

The Zelda skit at the end was over the top. Tingle...hah

@roadnottaken0 7 ай бұрын

Oh geez, Siaka's bit hits really close to home today...

@brantgentry1463 9 ай бұрын

Lol the advertisement for sizzler

@FrankGordonA 9 ай бұрын

The Fanfic made me laugh out loud!

@judyjamison9860 7 ай бұрын

The J6 surprise was the best part!

@chadjensenster 7 ай бұрын

Don't know if the Sizzler bit was a joke or not, but it is brilliant. Reminds me of the og Robocop

@beyondobscure 9 ай бұрын

Your actors are incredible.

@fortheloveofjoshtiggerbear5115 9 ай бұрын

Great Sketch. The Legend of Zelda fanfic was the crossover we never knew we didn't want

@GoodNews-px2im 9 ай бұрын

Geez, Hank 😂

@chandradharkoneti 9 ай бұрын

That panelist nailed the part of woke women. Barking like a rabid dog for no reason.