House Votes To Impeach And McConnell Provides Cover For GOP Senators To Break With The President

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3 жыл бұрын

For Americans eager to hold the president accountable for inciting a violent mob to attack Congress, Wednesday brought key glimmers of hope as the House of Representatives voted in favor of impeachment and a comment by Majority Leader Mitch McConnell appeared to give cover for Republican Senators to do the same when the trial begins in that chamber. #Colbert #Impeachment #Monologue
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@richardvinsen2385 3 жыл бұрын

In our 243 years as a nation, we’ve had a total of 4 presidential impeachment’s. Trump has two of them.

@lordmerp1498 3 жыл бұрын

Five: Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, And two for President Trump

@shannongilliam1295 3 жыл бұрын

@@lordmerp1498 4, Nixon wasn't impeached, the vote never happened, he resigned instead because he was advised he would also be convicted.

@Grabys97 3 жыл бұрын

Republicans - "WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THE VIOLENCE" Charlottesville - "................"

@linden5165 3 жыл бұрын

Telling supporters to beat people at his rallies in 2015. Throwing stones at a toddler when he was 6. T***p's always been for violence.

@cc1k435 3 жыл бұрын

"Good people on both sides." Well, kumbaya, then. The Capitol was sure teeming with them last Wednesday.

@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын

Say it sister/brother

@dhynacash4114 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rustyknife1 go ahead and write your name and where you’re from, y’all love to tell us. FBI is wanting to know ❤️

@Rustyknife1 3 жыл бұрын

@Roger Smith how does someone enjoy a depression cause thats whats coming beijing biden doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground

@semperdiscipulus 3 жыл бұрын

That was a really good McConnell impression.

@musicalexisvid 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen's jokes are always on point, but his delivery is everything. 🖤

@Droxal 3 жыл бұрын

Now he needs to be convicted. They need to set a precedent that insurrections cannot be tolerated.

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

@ANTIFA IS ABSOLUTE IN THIS ONE while I agree with your message, the emoji deluge kinda weakens it. I can just sense the MAGAts and Redhats typing furiously on their keyboards now.

@raynuh138 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! We must make an example that this type of hatefulness will not be tolerated by any president- Republican or Democrat!

@aboomination897 3 жыл бұрын

A LOT of complicit people need to be convicted. This needs a Nuremberg (without the executions). "The wrongs which we seek to condemn and punish have been so calculated, so malignant, and so devastating, that civilization cannot tolerate their being ignored, because it cannot survive their being repeated." Without it, the US cannot come clean.

@leoniestorbakken4577 3 жыл бұрын

What a baby !! It’s like he’s a toddler

@5amiann 3 жыл бұрын

Can you believe you even have to say that? History will not be kind.

@voldlifilm 3 жыл бұрын

I remember when the tagline of "anyone can be president" was seen as naively optimistic, not as the terrifying warning it turned out to be.

@amouramarie 3 жыл бұрын

In any other industry, putting someone with zero experience in the very top position would be seen as dangerous and stupid. No one would consider it. Tr*mp himself would never put someone with zero training as the CEO of his empire. But it's okay for the most influential position on the PLANET? No. It should be amended to "anyone can be president - once you get the goddamn public service experience first so you know wtf you're supposed to do when you get there."

@seththomas9105 3 жыл бұрын

@@amouramarie Let it sink in. People voted for a failed businessman, philanderer and game show host. Seriously. SMFH.

@rowanlees9779 3 жыл бұрын

OMG! Yes: nailed it! Land of lost innocence...even as evil was growing...

@thelaughingrouge 3 жыл бұрын

Because anyone CAN be something doesn't mean that anyone *SHOULD* be that thing.

@Will-vk9th 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@cchurchill503 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen is approaching the correct amount of outrage that all our representatives SHOULD BE SHOWING.

@willfulliam 3 жыл бұрын

That impression of Mitch was solid gold.

@BradBeardnTampa 3 жыл бұрын

I felt dirty after watching all the spineless Republicans defend his actions. It's truly pathetic!

@heatherc2939 3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Spencer she is introducing articles of impeachment on Joe Biden. I expect Greene and Boebert to be expelled from congress any time. Q'anon is antithetical to lawmaking. Zero judgement skills, inability to differentiate between truth and conspiracy.

@christopher2206 3 жыл бұрын

🖕🏿

@heatherc2939 3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Spencer yes, Lauren Boebert. 🤮

@VividFilmProductions 3 жыл бұрын

Trump did nothing but say "hey come show supprt" like all politicians do. never mind the last year of leftist violence and abuse of power right?

@VividFilmProductions 3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Spencer oh good someone who knows what's going on. The new world order is real whether you care to belive in it or not. it will come down hard for people like you.

@kierkegaardrulez 3 жыл бұрын

“If America saw what America is doing in America, America would invade America to liberate America from the tyranny of America.” -Mohamad Safa

@markberryhill2715 3 жыл бұрын

My kinda man. Lol.

@LoneVanMan 3 жыл бұрын

THAT'S what I'm saying...!!! Love watching all his domino's fall.

@staceybair5407 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👊✌💞

@bencebotye3904 3 жыл бұрын

Well in Eastern Block countries already payed the price for that kind of Democracy which coming from tanks. Our leader still using that term pejoratively.

@kierkegaardrulez 3 жыл бұрын

@@bencebotye3904 which leader would that be? Democracy isn’t always better than a dictatorship, but it usually is. At least for the people living in it...

@uthmanbaksh3530 3 жыл бұрын

In what reality is it patriotic to wave a confederate flag while invading the Capitol?

@immigrantboyjn 3 жыл бұрын

Surely telling the proud boys to "stand back and stand by" during the presidential debate, a direct instruction to a hate group should be used in evidence by the Senate.

@Julie.SandhuMD 3 жыл бұрын

"Patriotism means to stand by the country, not the president" - Teddy Roosevelt

@kumarsanufansite2949 3 жыл бұрын

Who is country

@ex-democrat7438 3 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the Democrats in Congress, who are ignoring the fact that Biden STOLE the election.

@johnmccoy1887 3 жыл бұрын

Show me a politician who gets rich in office and I will show you a crook Harry truman Pislosey, schumner

@evoluxman9935 3 жыл бұрын

@@ex-democrat7438 losing 60 lawsuits because you couldn't prove a single case of fraud is still not enough?

@marcvu4379 3 жыл бұрын

@@kumarsanufansite2949 , United State of America 🇺🇸. May not mean much to you but it mean a lot to others.

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

This idea that we have to let Trump be Trump has caused irreparable damage.

@charlesstebbins7207 3 жыл бұрын

Giving into terrorism only leads to more terrorism. Make no mistake about it, those people are terrorists.

@gfox9295 3 жыл бұрын

The American people FOR TOO LONG have been the bedraggled parent standing by in a store while their kid throws a never-ending tantrum that all the other customers AND the staff are being very bothered by but politely not saying anything. It's time to end the tantrum or GTFO the store, folks.

@lenschwedt9646 3 жыл бұрын

Remind me of the guy in Charge of Germany in the 30/40 and the "apeasement"strategy of Britain and france.

@gfox9295 3 жыл бұрын

@@lenschwedt9646 you mean like Hindenburg (guy in charge before Adolf) and Neville Chamberlain (British PM most responsible for British appeasement)? I'd say a French example but I don't know one off the top of my head.

@mauder.1978 3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, "WE DON'T have to let Trump be Trump". That proves just how sad the state of affairs is in our public schools to begin with, if people believe that; the incredible lack of knowledge about our government and how it works, but also what we can and should do to improve it. American's forget just how young our country is compared to the rest of the world, that the constitution can and should be changed in accordance with the times. If we can take any life lessons from 2020, we all need to revisit the constitution (federal and our individual state constitutions), they're outdated and need to be updated to reflect the current populace. Equality, equity, voting, eliminating the electoral college and gerrymandering, marriage equality, etc.; every amendment needs to be revised to reflect life post industrial revolution, the digital revolution, a global economy, and going forward.

@CannotBBlank 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man! Was that Mcconnell impression spot on or what?! I got chills.

@Seventheen 3 жыл бұрын

That McConnell impression was on point 💯

@misabelle3218 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting impeached more times than you've been elected...

@susanma4899 3 жыл бұрын

LOL, good one.

@johnbiggins4864 3 жыл бұрын

"No donuts" ?

@Ckbtony1983 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆 you made me just about pass out from laughing so hard

@madnessinc.2698 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine doing worse then anything Trump has been "accused" of like on live tv telling the people that he would with hold a billion unless they fired the investigator of his son as it turns out .you dont have to imagine here you go . kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i75xYJCVz5iRc40.html

@ellieb.e.868 3 жыл бұрын

He was already impeached more than elected last year 😂

@jenuine182 3 жыл бұрын

Fresh off the hospital shift, sitting down with a glass of wine. Sweet baby Jesus I've been waiting for this serenity since 2pm.

@AyeCarumba221 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting since 2016.

@polarodriguez3605 3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION HAVE THREE GLASSES 💕💕💕

@Avarren 3 жыл бұрын

Put your feet up, lady. Savor that wine.

@kaberle7 3 жыл бұрын

I've been waiting for it since Nov 3, 2016

@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын

Where can l send you a case? Thank you....bet you don’t hear that much anymore. How is the fake pandemic working for you? Hugs from Canada🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😷🇨🇦

@TBrewer64 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife!"

@niekmul5636 3 жыл бұрын

The image of these troops on the floor in the Capitol is really heartbreaking.

@weridify 3 жыл бұрын

All because the country cant get along with.. .. ITSELF

@zerxilk8169 3 жыл бұрын

at least it is climate control unnlike the hell holes they normaly get sent to.

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

Hearing that Republicans lawmakers inside the Capitol helped plan the attack on it was quite honestly unexpected. They have no low.

@5amiann 3 жыл бұрын

Someone died. They're in huge trouble.

@donaldanthony2018 3 жыл бұрын

Antifa was part of the attack. That is something the Democrats are not showing. The Democrats caused the Riots and destroyed America. No more Rights and Liberties for Law abiding Citizens.

@robinwest-4949 3 жыл бұрын

@@donaldanthony2018 This is the problem with constantly attacking the truth. Your really start to believe anything anyone says even when there is 0 evidence. T***m could tell you Donald Duck coordinated the attack and you'd believe it.

@tsavonglah52922 3 жыл бұрын

@@donaldanthony2018 Bruh

@nekonatauzanto1758 3 жыл бұрын

See - them Republicans is leaders! And are country needs strong leaders to get us out of this mess!

@lesleygore5106 3 жыл бұрын

The army sleeping on the floor of the Capital is nothing to be bloody proud of!!!😢

@8arrows 3 жыл бұрын

In war. Generals make the troops sleep on the eve of battle. And before they drift off they have to consume lots of water. So when it’s rise and shine. They jump up to piss. Not lay around for extra few minutes. Early reports they said 20,000. Now it 15,000. To throw of attackers. They will think there is only 15,000. So when they collide with the front. The other 5,000 are hiding back.to ambush them from behind. Boxing everyone in the middle by surprise..

@honorsilverthorne7227 3 жыл бұрын

That's the National Guard 🇺🇲😊

@gildedbear5355 3 жыл бұрын

@@honorsilverthorne7227 ... The /Army/ National Guard (as opposed to the air national guard)

@RobertEskuri 3 жыл бұрын

You civilians don't realize that we're used to this stuff. Sleeping in the dirt or a hole isn't that bad. Not being able to take a shower for a month does however test your resolve 😜

@Roatha96 3 жыл бұрын

you learn to sleep where ever you can when ever you can because you never know when the next time you'll be able to is the bigger issue, not how comfortable you may or may not be.

@CHARRIS1890 3 жыл бұрын

Spine Folding. Thank you for helping us to cope with the nonsense.

@lazyperfectionist1 3 жыл бұрын

Tom McClintock: "That's what the President did. That is _all_ he did." 🤦 Oh, good god.

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

Pssh, seven days too many. When people get desperate, that's when they're at their most dangerous.

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

Samara killed hundreds of people in seven days in The Ring. Let that sink in.

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

@@emblemedfate4270 $1,800 in stimulus money per adult since the pandemic started.

@marina_nanana 3 жыл бұрын

@@thisistheaccountname That's barely one month of rent on a one bedroom apartment in some cities

@erikt454 3 жыл бұрын

@@emblemedfate4270 ...Yet the loser state of Kentucly re elected Moscow Mitch for the hundredth time. The cult can't get enough of this.

@horray9361 3 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptddhNZe05y6lZ8.html :)

@stevec6427 3 жыл бұрын

He will be the first president who when someone mentions his impeachment, you'll have to ask which impeachment

@konstantinopoulos33 3 жыл бұрын

If we’re lucky this one will be more relevant than the other

@stevec6427 3 жыл бұрын

Last time he was saved by the Republican party. This time I think they'll throw him under the bus to try to distance themselves from this whole mess.

@xheralt 3 жыл бұрын

He won't mention it at all, he'll just brush it of as a partisan witch hunt designed to cynically score political points for the "usurper". Ignoring the fact that he's the usurper.

@Areanyusernamesleft 3 жыл бұрын

He also now accounts for literally *half* of the total times of all US Presidents have been impeached.

@Jason918114 3 жыл бұрын

"... hopefully we'll greet ourselves as liberators" Nice one.

@lizadoesray 3 жыл бұрын

“Leaning towards courage”! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Trump laughed at a reporter getting injured by police and then he tries to say he doesn't endorse violence, like there's recorded evidence of otherwise.

@carltaylor4942 3 жыл бұрын

There's recorded evidence of him asking for people to be beaten up at his rallies!

@horray9361 3 жыл бұрын

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@hickivanhoe3855 3 жыл бұрын

I can't thumbs up your comment.

@alphatrion6362 3 жыл бұрын

Bwhahahhaa theres evidence of Trump doing all kinds of crap. As well as other people in power with wealth. It’s B.S. but its true...

@thisistheaccountname 3 жыл бұрын

@@alphatrion6362 and yet his supporters are like: We're Christian. We're perfect.

@iloveschmuzzies 3 жыл бұрын

It's so refreshing to see his name censored. One less thing for his name to be on. Thank you.

@sunrain4820 4 ай бұрын

Make America Great Again! Now.

@Hockeyfan9884 3 жыл бұрын

Each and every day I watch Stephen Colbert and his show, I always accept that inner and sometimes burst out , hold on to the tummy laff , Always. Thank you Stephen Colbert.

@greenredblue 3 жыл бұрын

It's a tragedy, again, that John McCain isn't here. All the enablers saying Trump did nothing wrong could look directly at the time McCain faced a mob of his own supporters at his own rally and told them their rabid fervor was un-American and unacceptable.

@jeremyadlermusic 3 жыл бұрын

I remember not liking him very much when he ran against obama (i was 8 and only saw the race as good vs bad). Now all i can say is GOD WHY IS HE DEAD PLEASE BRING HIM BACK

@jakobtarrasericsson4295 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure he’s watching above to see the events unfold.

@Phelie315 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyadlermusic he was the kind of politician you want to see for the opposing party - a man of integrity even when I strongly disagree with his politics.

@pikewerfer 3 жыл бұрын

yes, that was such a heartbreaking moment. This man so loved his country and his democracy that he defended it no matter what. Even if it meant endorsing his own defeat. I never had more respect for a man than I had for John McCain at that moment.

@clothilde1623 3 жыл бұрын

Was that McCain’s concession speech where he chastised his supporters for booing Obama’s name? I actually cried when I saw that speech for the first time (it was being used to illustrate what a different man he was to Trump) and I’m not even American. It was a magnificent display of moral fibre and fortitude. I didn’t agree with McCain’s politics but my God did that man have balls of steel, and more integrity in a single eyelash than today’s sell-out Republicunt sycophants have in their entire collective body. It’s a mercy he doesn’t have to witness what his beloved party has become.

@IAmSuzyQ 3 жыл бұрын

Trump gave his supporters something no one else would; permission to be their worst selves. That's why they will never abandon him.

@sophiahatsell4440 3 жыл бұрын

Well said

@toddrussell6826 3 жыл бұрын

Great observation

@maxfastest 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I have been saying !!

@blueowlwill8754 3 жыл бұрын

Well stated Suzieq

@horray9361 3 жыл бұрын

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@scepticalsaint 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Stephen for acknowledging those Republicans who spoke out.

@brentsenior7830 3 жыл бұрын

When will the rest of those who spoke that day be charged. Every single person who spoke or organized the rally should all be jailed

@unknownbeats4490 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine going through all this bullshit, whilst living through one of the biggest epidemics known to man. Glad we got our shit sorted in New Zealand.

@annaklassen8421 3 жыл бұрын

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@nathanlewis42 3 жыл бұрын

If tRump had succeeded in his coup there would have been a lot of us headed your way.

@sympthylost 3 жыл бұрын

Nathan Lewis pretty sure nobody on earth wants Americans right now.

@victoriawilliams2786 3 жыл бұрын

You're lucky!

@timbeaton5045 3 жыл бұрын

Greetings to the citizens of 🇳🇿! Keep up the good work.

@RC-ku8pr 3 жыл бұрын

IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL HE AND HIS SON GO TO PRISON....

@seedmoreuser 3 жыл бұрын

And Rudy... Trial by combat was his words.

@donthatethemessenger777 3 жыл бұрын

I agree I can't wait for the Biden's to get their orange jumpsuits.

@jandrews6254 3 жыл бұрын

@@donthatethemessenger777 crawl back under your rock

@nocturnalrecluse1216 3 жыл бұрын

I concur completely.

@nocturnalrecluse1216 3 жыл бұрын

@@donthatethemessenger777 Go back to Russia.

@aircraftcarrierwo-class 3 жыл бұрын

"He has made me grateful to Liz Cheney! Can we impeach him for that?!" *_oof_*

@vincentseebeck3373 3 жыл бұрын

But doesn’t he know that “protesting patrioticly“ means guns blazing in America?

@EmyN 3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@mattjamison484 3 жыл бұрын

No, it doesn't. The fringe does not represent all of America.

@craighaines9214 3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps someone else has pointed this out already, but goodness me, Colbert's McConnell impersonation was pretty spot on.

@Feintgames 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I thought it was perfect. Freaked me out.

@fiona-lyons 3 жыл бұрын

Not to detract from Colbert but to do Mitch you just have to keep your chin on your chest, open your mouth a millimetre when you talk and channel your inner tortoise. If you can convey the blackness of his soul as well, you've nailed it.

@cosmic_pursuit 3 жыл бұрын

I know !! And with such few words. I practiced mine right after and it doesnt come close.

@Gymnopediea 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta see Seth Meyers do Moscow Mitch. It's like twins.

@ex-democrat7438 3 жыл бұрын

Colbert's real talent is making lame excuses for the many war crimes of the Obama / Biden Administration.

@WestOfEarth 3 жыл бұрын

I'm grateful we don't have to be subjected to his Tweet Tantrums.

@djhudgins8412 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone here realize that they're on strings being manipulated by both sides?

@Indomitable666 3 жыл бұрын

@@djhudgins8412 proof?

@jimbobeire 3 жыл бұрын

Would be interesting to know whether he has been told that Mike Pompeo had to cancel a trip to Europe this week cos the NATO Foreign Ministers would not agree to schedule time to meet him, and the Foreign Minister of Luxembourg , Jean Asselborn, called Trump a criminal and political pyromaniac after watching what happened on Capitol Hill.

@williamconwell6105 3 жыл бұрын

@@Indomitable666 dont need proof for that tbh its a fact if one has power he/she will abuse it at some point

@joalexander8775 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely different having peace and quite after four years of internet screaming his nonsense at us as breaking news. And now it’s just nearly complete sweet silent 😩

@kitkat12326 3 жыл бұрын

He literally told them to go down and "fight like hell" He didn't say anything about "peacefully protest"

@frankcantone3823 3 жыл бұрын

He also didn't say he will be fighting alongside them. Perhaps his bone spurs were acting up.

@Julia-lk8jn 3 жыл бұрын

@@frankcantone3823 He _did_ say I'll be right there with you. But yep, sudden attack of bone spurs. Sure. By now we're well into "whatever the Great Leader says is true, yay!" territory.

@frankcantone3823 3 жыл бұрын

@@Julia-lk8jn You hit the nail on the head. Yup, he said I'll be right there with you, but forgot to add--until it's time to run home and watch you rubes on Fox News

@ladyv5655 3 жыл бұрын

The real Mel Brooks is likely furious about being mistaken for Mo Brooks.

@davidjurban 3 жыл бұрын

but still see the humor in it ... Mel Rocks !!

@ThomasPanto 3 жыл бұрын

Freedom of speech does not include liars yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater .

@mrbishi634 3 жыл бұрын

I keep thinking they same thing, then realizing that after what happened last week we need to update that expression and our norms. Inciting a mob to seditious violence is even worse than that.

@truepeacenik 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbishi634 media law often covers exactly this. Generally, inciting violence is not covered under the First Amendment.

@mrbishi634 3 жыл бұрын

@@truepeacenik That should be common sense, but I guess we'll have to see how it's enforced going forward. Also, I don't agree with the Republican "solution" but I think we should consistently extend the definition of "free speech" to online content management as well, and not leave it all up to the platform's business interests to decide who and when to ban. E.g. Trump should be banned because his incitement of insurrection is illegal, not just because he violated Twitter's TOS.

@xcw4934 3 жыл бұрын

My kids: Dad, can we remove the dictator in Syria? Me: We have a dictator at home.

@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын

Well, you wouldn't be lying.

@rossvaneldik3562 3 жыл бұрын

Your kids: "Dad, what's it like to live in China?" You: "Sweetie, just be patient. Home will be just like China, in about a week."

@ladyv5655 3 жыл бұрын

Butthurt MAGA tears are sweet to me.

@btat16 3 жыл бұрын

@@rossvaneldik3562 Seeing the police last summer, you’d think this was Hong Kong

@nolimit4117 3 жыл бұрын

"creeping everybody out in the strip club" Mitch Mcconnell 😂

@Kingleazard 3 жыл бұрын

As an European, i cannot imagine how your country, leading the world for so many years has fallen. I really hope it will get better with time. Courage for the people of USA, you've got harsh times coming and very hard decisions has to be taken to restore your democracy. Sorry if my english is not perfect, i do what i can.

@lafierechienne6921 3 жыл бұрын

The orange traitor wanted so bad to be part of history...he got it!

@scoobz4177 3 жыл бұрын

And the media just can’t stop reporting on it! Trump doesn’t even have to lift a finger for everyone to start talking about him lol 😂

@kathypiazza7228 3 жыл бұрын

Can’t be the best so be the worst.

@bencera6067 3 жыл бұрын

This is too good lol

@jiv32 3 жыл бұрын

He didn't want to stop at "most mismanaged pandemic on the planet with 350,000+ dead"

@Akathuty 3 жыл бұрын

Well infamous is easier to achieve than being famous 😄

@alexrowdyrodrigues9716 3 жыл бұрын

At this point Colbert isn't trying to be funny anymore, he's just pissed off

@annamara5252 3 жыл бұрын

@william henderson why u here, go make plans for this weekend won't you

@jon9947 3 жыл бұрын

The only people who should not be pissed off right now are the Russians and the Chinese, they got exactly what they have wanted for a very long time. A divided America they can point at and and say "this is why democracy does not work".

@djhudgins8412 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone here realize that they're on strings being manipulated by both sides?

@annamara5252 3 жыл бұрын

@william henderson good for you, go stupid

@annamara5252 3 жыл бұрын

@@djhudgins8412 fuck the strings we talking about open lies and aggressions

@pouncingmoggy 3 жыл бұрын

"I, reluctantly, am also Spartacus." xD

@seandonaghy2473 3 жыл бұрын

Lindsey Graham's most famous quote: "YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT."

@lynnlindsay4480 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how hard a marble floor is to sleep on? It's horrendous. I send them my love.

@creativedesignation7880 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr? The fact that its hard is bad enough, but imagine how cold it must be.

@debbieallen1815 3 жыл бұрын

Showers? Bathrooms? Omg!!! All because of one piece of turd.

@anticharlatan5823 3 жыл бұрын

For Mitch McConnell, Trump has always been a means to an end, to be able to seat as many lifetime conservative judges as possible, after denying Obama the opportunity during six years. Since Trump's antics in Georgia cost him his position and Senate majority, he is done with Trump.

@olgacharalambous2810 3 жыл бұрын

dont agree with you. mconnel is just as much a con man as his master. ppl cant be so gullible to believe that he suddenly DEVELOPED a conscience after having refused to invoke the 25th along with pence. he is just buying time for his master to arrange more coups now and in the following years to come. ALL dumps enablers should suffer the legal and professional consequences of their actions

@mariposa9506 3 жыл бұрын

@@olgacharalambous2810 how are you disagreeing with op? They didnt say mitch had any kind of conscience.

@karenbergstrom7545 3 жыл бұрын

Steven's McConnell imitation was excellent!

@nathaliedufour3891 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Stephen , how would we have coped without you ❣

@MrMJmusicLover 3 жыл бұрын

You know your job is bad when you're getting fired, WHILE YOU'RE GETTING FIRED! 😂

@saena971 3 жыл бұрын

I really appreciate the way you never say his name. It's both a relief to us and pure torture to him if he knows. Well played! Also, I love it when we can hear someone laugh in the background. It feels more intimate and real than a studio audience, even if the laughs aren't as constant or big.

@SunshyneA 3 жыл бұрын

We were counting on you Brenda! 😂😂

@djhudgins8412 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone here realize that they're on strings being manipulated by both sides?

@donbianconi8446 3 жыл бұрын

@@djhudgins8412 once you realize, the strings are cut

@cobiwilliams9552 3 жыл бұрын

9:18 Stephen's impression of Mitch McConnell was pretty accurate.

@theone8789 3 жыл бұрын

That woman that laughs in the background, makes this video all that much better.

@kangaroofoot 3 жыл бұрын

“If you wore a suit that was 45% fringe you’d be arrested for public indecency, but at least we’d be able to see through your pants to KNOW you don’t have any balls.” 🤣🤣🤣

@savvivixen8490 3 жыл бұрын

I was THROWN 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@Tricia_K 3 жыл бұрын

👌😂😂

@annikchery5187 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@doubleehokie 3 жыл бұрын

"You're fired" has come full circle.

@nncdrmr 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for venting my anger. I am in quarantined with no one to talk to, so I get to play this anger over and over! Thank you Stephen

@hank1519 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant and straight from the heart. Thank you, Stephen.

@tt-dc1hl 3 жыл бұрын

“Hello Mr President” ...Steve you nailed that McConnell impression 😂😂

@djhudgins8412 3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone here realize that they're on strings being manipulated by both sides?

@bboop25 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously 😒

@709mash 3 жыл бұрын

It had the right amount of tortoise.

@0Yazz 3 жыл бұрын

I came to say this! I repeated that part like 100 times just amazed how he sounds JUST like him

@thegingerbreadman5149 3 жыл бұрын

That bit killed me, 🤣

@Leonaza7 3 жыл бұрын

“No true supporter of mine could ever endorse political violence” WTF is he smoking?

@slingo1432 3 жыл бұрын

Cheeto dust. Thats why he's orange

@arenc5619 3 жыл бұрын

Meth mixed with viagra and Bone Spurs.

@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын

All the things. He’s literally smoking all the things.

@gamepapa1211 3 жыл бұрын

You know his daughter-wife wrote that for him.

@kittyhazes5741 3 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t want to be a conspirator in the murder of that police officer. He scared

@samuelbdunn 3 жыл бұрын

"Hopefully we great ourselves as liberators" might be the greatest punchline I have ever heard. Bravo.

@postulusml 3 жыл бұрын

You are so real. Our world is going to garbage. Keep going.

@atticusmulkey9378 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else notice that the more angry Stephen gets the more he starts to act like John Stewart?

@maapat1431 3 жыл бұрын

That's his dad 😁

@braveherogreenleaf6256 3 жыл бұрын

Can't blame him, Jon gets shit done.

@rizkyanandita8227 3 жыл бұрын

Jon Stewart is the uncle who always angry. Colbert is the dad who always loving and happy, I'm scared when he is angry. Especially after seeing how sad our cool uncle Jon Batiste recently.

@SerDunk 3 жыл бұрын

@@maapat1431 i swear i though "like father like son" before i read that lol

@sonorasgirl 3 жыл бұрын

@@rizkyanandita8227 I’m so happy to know I’m not the only one who thinks of Stephen as my liberal dad lol. I think of Jon B. as Mr. Rogers II - Mr. Rogers Boogaloo. He’s even got the sweet cardigans!

@arielhill5711 3 жыл бұрын

who woulda thought the dude from Celebrity Apprentice would make a bad president

@squirreland 3 жыл бұрын

I think the 63 million who voted against him in 2016 knew. 😔

@pgtkdngdi1418 3 жыл бұрын

@Ariel Hill 🐴🙉

@igorschmidlapp6987 3 жыл бұрын

Now... the sequel: "Don and the Giant Conviction"...

@epluribusu9430 3 жыл бұрын

Always remember. 2017-2020 never again! Never forget. Always remember who did it, who was in charge. Never again!!

@teresas8173 3 жыл бұрын

As short as it was “ hello Mr. President”, Stephens McConnell impersonation is spot-on.

@MrDemonicDan 3 жыл бұрын

It was perfect, I've come back to watch that bit a couple of times now

@freddiejimenez1478 3 жыл бұрын

“Nobody knows impeachment like I do, I’m the best” - Donald J Trump

@superyachtchef 3 жыл бұрын

MAGA - Now stands for “ my ass got arrested.”

@Julia-lk8jn 3 жыл бұрын

I was going for "Make America's GOP Gross Again", but yes, your's fits better.

@superyachtchef 3 жыл бұрын

@@Julia-lk8jn just use gross that's really cool 🎖

@MSATLGURL 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best one ever!

@angel_cat 3 жыл бұрын

I hope this becomes true. LOL.

@stlouisluv 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@traceythompson1092 3 жыл бұрын

45 did predict "American Carnage" during his Inauguration.....Promises made, promises kept.

@bellabana 3 жыл бұрын

For those of us watching around the world it’s staggering that so many Republicans still support Trump. WTH America???

@plzzz 3 жыл бұрын

It's the decline in the US's educational system. During most crisis, all the issue become more apparent.

@deprofundis3293 3 жыл бұрын

Ugh, I wish I could tell you. It's just as confusing to most of us as well... >

@pawala7 3 жыл бұрын

@@plzzz Mostly it's the decline of the U. part of USA. Either side will tolerate a LOT so long as it's a detriment to the other side. Apparently it's enough for most Republicans to tolerate blatant sedition. That not what "United" means.

@asatowne5234 3 жыл бұрын

Well Bellabana......... we did a lot of drugs and played with a lot of nuclear toys... and then there's the incest... plus all the power lines and probably a hole in the ozone layer... lots of asbestos and lead paint... little dash of religious brainwashing... and there you have it, a perfectly baked Fucked Up Cake.

@tdsims1963 3 жыл бұрын

@@pawala7 Good comment.

@clearfield2009 3 жыл бұрын

He repeatedly told the crowd that they had to be strong, they had to fight, they could not be weak. He used the word "fight" 21 times in his speech (trump)

@jansonshine9082 3 жыл бұрын

Mind control. Still don't understand how that works so well for 38% of our adult population. Very large cult. Scary!

@hamiltonmays4256 3 жыл бұрын

@@jansonshine9082 Persons who have reached the legal age of majority, i.e., who are no longer considered minors, are not necessarily adults.

@zippidisx2749 3 жыл бұрын

no one has ever used fight ever in that context for support and for people to protect in what they believe in. yes he literally meant attack people and the other 1 million politicians before him all meant it from the more common figurative standpoint.

@johng.sprague4524 3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean to suggest that you think otherwise happy, contented and well healed GOP voters heard Trump's speech and, for no other reason, change plans, made travel arrangements and attended the DC protest that turned into a riot? That's just crazy talk. There's a whole list of events that have lead to this going back to the Obama administrations ratcheting up of racial tensions and escalating through the last 5 years. The Dems have been poking a stick at the GOP for years and years and then act surprised at the fruits of their efforts?

@johng.sprague4524 3 жыл бұрын

@villa clarise It's an outrageous idea, isn't it?

@joeromano522 3 жыл бұрын

I don't want him to receive any benefits from the taxpayers. Health insurance, money, nothing

@pattys5908 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen Colbert, I am so grateful for you, and your voice of the reason (the voice that I used to take for granted). I revere your new, more unfettered self, as well as your polished showman self. You are a human extraordinaire, and you are one of a group of people that I am privileged to share the planet with! Thank You for your tireless efforts to educate and entertain!

@DeadlyDanDaMan 3 жыл бұрын

11:20 That's a literal admission that the entire intent of that rally was to intimidate members of Congress with the threat of violence. That is a CRIME.

@yvonnia123 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Dan❤️! I have been screaming that at my TV the whole time lol. Trying to use scare tactics was already wrong. I don't think that was emphasized enough during the proceeding.🤷

@Case16710 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that we’ve had to impeach him twice is a stain on the record of all the republicans who let him off the first time.

@georgeb.wolffsohn30 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

@Tyr-not-mars 3 жыл бұрын

Love your show Mr Coal-burt..!!...you go scuttle that no good president of yours..!!

@beck3k 3 жыл бұрын

4:11 I was watching it live and had no idea how he expected anyone to take him seriously with a mask like that

@HarrysHotDog 3 жыл бұрын

when I wrote “Gaetz” in a comment a minute ago, my phone literally changed it to “farts” and ne’er hath a spellcheck been so accurate and appropriate. Boom roasted

@Bovice4 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 BOOM ROASTED!

@j.stonehouse5004 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын

Hate to be the only naysayer but farts have a positive purpose. Gaetz has none.

@HarrysHotDog 3 жыл бұрын

@@krejados1 as gross as they both are, you are right...

@CyberBeep_kenshi 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kynaliarose5950 3 жыл бұрын

I live for the little giggle in the background when he makes a good joke and the following 😏 from Colbert. Y’all are adorable

@sunrain4820 4 ай бұрын

Stay woke or stay LOCKED.

@poolside123canadian7 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he really WILL lose his severance package if and when he’s convicted.😜

@supremelyeducated3273 3 жыл бұрын

"Nobody knows impeachment better than me." - Donald Trump

@horray9361 3 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ptddhNZe05y6lZ8.html :)

@jon9947 3 жыл бұрын

I kinda think that anyone who votes against impeachment and anyone who votes against convection of the president should be barred from ever serving in the federal government. I know that is impossible to do, but it should be done. It is one thing to have different opinions, even pre orange man I was never the GOPs biggest fan, but I could at least understand they had different opinions than me. What happened at the capitol might not have lasted as long as the civil war, but make no mistake if we do not squash this now with as much force as necessary it will very likely get much worse before it gets better. Everyone who has taken any part in propping up the president needs to be held accountable. We need to treat these people as traitors.

@impunitythebagpuss 3 жыл бұрын

I know all the best crimes...and I commit them bigly and often!

@brianjohnson5272 3 жыл бұрын

Well he wanted to go down in history?!

@fubao99975 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏👏

@Greyareas27 3 жыл бұрын

The *MitchTrumplican party* must be held accountable!

@beenheretoolong 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen's intro to this video is the preamble to our despair. He captured the horror of those pictures coming out of the Capitol.

@VoltisArt 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Stephen and crew. As screwed up as things have been, this presentation made me pretty happy.

@emandem3088 3 жыл бұрын

It appears that members of congress gave “tours” of the Capitol on the day before the riot to people dressed in maga attire. One report from a senator said she believed some of the people to have white supremacist logos on their clothing. Now appears to be reconnaissance for the next days terrorist attack. The senators that witnessed the large groups touring the facility had reported the events to the sergeant at arms on January 5th. Which is probably why he resigned after the siege since he knew he screwed up having done nothing to prepare for the higher risk of terrorist attack. The tours were odd because there have been no tours of the Capitol allowed since the start of covid unless under the supervision of a senator. So there’s yer sign 🤔

@AliceErishech 3 жыл бұрын

There's also at least a couple instances of people during the insurrection giving clear instructions to others on where to go, including directions to unmarked offices that they couldn't have possibly known about without having some kind of inside knowledge.

@RayzaRose 3 жыл бұрын

And one congresswoman said that the panic buttons had been ripped out of her office

@scottbecker4367 3 жыл бұрын

Now, that congresswoman is an absolute idiot, and I have no idea how she got elected. However, to continue to promote the truth over random tweets, that image was taken back in 2019 at the Colorado Capitol building. Not defending the company she keeps or her rhetoric, but I feel I should be fair in pointing out misinformation.

@BarbaraMatteau 3 жыл бұрын

@@scottbecker4367 You obviously know nothing about this representative as she eloquent and professional. The people who are idiots: Nunes, Gaetz, Jordan

@scottbecker4367 3 жыл бұрын

@@BarbaraMatteau no they're just also idiots. She is a total nutcase.

@rayherbst6655 3 жыл бұрын

“If you wore a suit with 45% fringe, you’d be arrested for public indecency but at least we’d be able to see through your pants to know you don’t have any balls!” Could not have said it better, Stephen!!!

@sunrain4820 4 ай бұрын

It’s only 1.

@lovemakestheworldgoround6726 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how Stephen Colbert keeps his cool!! Amazing control while seething with rage, just like all of us seeing this absolute dishonesty and craven behaviour of the very representatives elected to SERVE the people! Great going Mr Colbert 😁👌🏼🎉👍👏

@username_undefined 3 жыл бұрын

I love how T****’s name is redacted everywhere in this clip 😂

@stefanopellegrino6929 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve noticed it and not being from America I was wondering why, is it to avoid any defamation accusation?

@live4today390 3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. It’s the next best thing to a presidential annulment.

@stefanopellegrino6929 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, everything he’s saying is true but if legally something turns out to be false could he get in trouble?

@asatowne5234 3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanopellegrino6929 I... forget what Trump did to prompt it, I believe he pretended to forget something... to which Colbert said "Well until he remembers I'm going to forget his name too."

@occamschainsaw6455 3 жыл бұрын

Stephen decided some time ago to never say the orange Tumor's name again. As part of that decision, the name is removed even in writing.