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Had a 'no time to explain' moment once when I was a truck driver. It was in '05 and I was stuck waiting on a load in the gulf coast of Mississippi when a little thing called Hurricane Katrina happened. I was stuck in the depot hunkered down waiting to ride out the storm. about 6 hours before landfall one of the depot manages grab me and two of drivers and just said we had to grab 3 trailers on our yard and just start heading north. Turns out we were sitting on three trailers of prescription medicine that they were waiting on some paperwork for. I ended up eventually handing off my trailer to a depot in Memphis, but the shippers were very happy to see me having expected to never see that load because the depot got trashed when Katrina made landfall.

The last story is the definition of encountering an out-of-this-dimension character

I want you to know that "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" made me burst out laughing

wow story three was tonal whiplash, here I am smiling while watching the funny flying car on screen and had just got done hearing a story about paintballing egg throwers and now all of a sudden im hearing about crowds of people getting mowed down. not complaining but it did make my doofy little grin falter real quick.

That first story had hard-core "and everyone clapped" vibes

My best no time to explain story was when my best friend went over to me at lunch with a bloody nose and told me "no time to explain, how do you get revenge on people you can't directly hit." I say sure and next thing I know I'm at the playground with the ground covered in soap bombs which are wet paper towels and me and my best friend on the swings with a group of girls heading our way. My friend smiles and instantly I realize that they were the targets. They were all wearing sandals. They were upset when they step into the mines and told their significant others to give chase. But we had chosen our ground well. For we thought that the girls would not be fazed by the soap bombs and had chosen to be in the middle of several anthills. So when a trio of boys chased us we kicked the anthills and climbed up a tree. Our pursuers were slapping themselves silly. And as the final indignity, I launched specially created biological weapons which were tissues with snot from me who had bronchitis. My friend was well avenged as the attackers were all mysteriously sick for the next week.

Story 11 is a classic case of wrong target

I'm surprised that surfer dude survived

"Pheasant Tangent" should be a regular feature on this channel

Okay Story 15 nearly made my choke on my food. Was NOT expecting a 9/11 story in here no matter how brief it was

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Not quite the same, but I got to say "[college roommate name], turn on the news, quick!" when I found out that Osama bin Laden had been killed, and Obama was going to announce it on TV. Like in the movies, we got to the news channel JUST as the news broke. I've been on the receiving end of a few "no time to explain, just come with me" calls from friends. None of them are particularly interesting. I was backup muscle to one of my friends when he was about to get in a fight with his girlfriend's ex. (Found out later on that my friend was in the wrong, but if you know nothing else, the bro code [unwritten rules of male behavior] says you back up your bro.) Thankfully, that didn't turn into a fight or it might have escalated quick like Anchorman. Other than that... none of those calls were for anything remotely interesting.

And here I am where every "no time to explain" story involves a crappy situation.

His dog is absolutely awesome not even gonna lie.

Story #19 is illegal and was potentially deadly for someone. Never fire a gun into the air. It's against gun safety rules and the basic principles of gravity. "What goes up, must come down."

Story 8 This man is too powerfull

Hanging out with friends getting stoned in an old abandoned factory in the North of England. We had been there for about an hour when I started seeing what looked like a head pop around a corner about 15ft away it was dark and I put it down to being high and the creepy factory making me see things but I kept my eye on it . About half hour later I see the glint of somthing metallic and a group of about 5 people ducking behind the bushes just next to the corner I saw the movement I jumped up shouted fucking run and bolted for the fence my 3 closest friends ran with me but 2 looked like I was being dumb and stood up and started waking slowly shouting after us to calm down . We had just met these 2 the night before and I felt a little off about them as I jump the fence I look back and see them talking to the group they look friendly with them . Find out a few days later they all knew each other and it was most likely an ambush for my friend who was fooling around with one of the lads girlfriends that night if I wasn't looking around I might have ended up stabbed or beat up 7 against 4 stones teenager's would have been a shit show

I was sprinting into the Walmart with a medkit from my car and the scrutiny Guard told me to slow down, and I was screamed back “direct the ambulance to the registers when it arrives”. Not sure how but while I was shopping a lady cut her femoral artery and I had to grab my kit from my trunk and do first aid

For some reason, all my stories in the comments on this channel involve the same girl. This is my third story of what was clearly my most interesting friend in high school (though not nearly as outrageous as the other two): We were seniors and got drunk at a party in NYC, she was basically blacked out. A group of friends helped her back to her place. They got a cab and helped her get in and all got in with her. There was not enough room for all of us, so I let them go and got in the next cab. I didn't know her address (and cell phones were rare at that time), so for the first and only time, I got to say "follow that car!" The driver did it without question.

All these are good but that ‘Trade Center’ one crushed me. I, lIke many watched it all play out on the news that morning.A time of shock and utter despair.

That beer must’ve fallen off the back of a truck.

The ‘He got steak for dinner” made my fall onto the floor from laughing. My humour is broken.

I was talking with a friend one night outside of my college's student center, maybe 20 or so feet from the door. It was dark, cloudy, and a bit windy. After a while, I stopped talking mid-sentence and looked upwards because I had heard a strange noise from overhead. I thought it was the wind at first, but something about it sounded different. It took me a second, but when I realized what it was, I ran for the student center door, and a few seconds later looked back to see that my friend, still out in the street, was drenched by a sudden downpour. The sound I had heard was the sound of sudden, very heavy rain hitting the tops of the nearby trees, and I had managed to make it to the door before it reached the ground where we were standing. There literally was no time to explain, I just ran for it. My friend told me later, from his perspective, that it looked like I had just randomly zoned out for no reason and went running, and he had no idea why until the rain hit, almost like I had had some kind of psychic vision of what was about to happen. He brought that up a lot after the fact.

5:06 man went full Morty XD

bro the last had me rowling

Story #13 feels like it could be become a drama miniseries or something

I was on the receiving end of the no time to explain so in 2019 the hospital called us tell us to pack some stuff and get into the hospital now so we did with no actual explanation of why which it could’ve a real quick explanation so we got in and they put my x-rays up on the screen because I had x-rays a couple days before and I had a brain tumor. I don’t know why they couldn’t have just said that over the phone but yeah, that’s my no time to explain story.

My kid was sick, so I took his temperature right before I was going to go to sleep. 106.4. I ripped the blankets off my wife told her to wake up and get in the f****** car and we took off. Didn't tell her what was happening until we got to the hospital. Needed to concentrate on driving, doing 90 on city streets in an SUV isn't easy lol. He's fine now, it was his first brush with the flu, despite the fact we all got our vaccines together.

16:08 I might be willing to body slam a kid for someone, but I'd be afraid of breaking the glasses.

THE DOG IN STORY 16 IS BEST BOY 😭 WE DONT DESERVE DOGS

"He lived." gave me goosebumps. Bless him.

The drunk impression of breaking the toilet was gold!

13:00 There's absolutely no reason you should wait 4 days for your luggage to turn up. After 2 days, if they can't assure you they'll have it to you withing hours, go shopping. Spend a reasonable amount on replacement clothes, and the airline WILL reimburse you. And by that, I mean, don't buy top end if there are acceptable alternatives, and they may balk if you buy more than a couple days' worth.

That phone number one probably has more success rate than actually asking like a normal person ngl

10:43 holy shit that one gave me chills. Absolutely inspiring, Boss of the year.

How dare you not link the video in story 5?

....that last guy and his room mate bought forty cases of stolen beer...

THIS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY A JOJO REFERENCE

ah the space core. i loved those games. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

As a big brother, I would totally body slam someone who stole my little sister's glasses.

That dog from 16 Is a straight up LEGEND.

"put on the smallest boxers you know and follow me" I...

Bit late on this, but I was sent out to the truck to grab groceries with my cousin in the middle of the night. We were just about to walk back to the house when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. There were 2 full grown adults running at us so without hesitation, I threw my cousin into the truck and locked all 4 doors very quickly. For the next few minutes, we are hiding in the truck and I swear there was someone in the back of the truck staring right at me. They were there until my younger cousin noticed and got an adult. Still a horrifying night.

I got a good one that happened to me was walking home with my sister. She was about 6 I was 10 three guys I didn't get along with in school came up behind us and I knew what was about to happen I yelled at my sister to hold on to my belt as hard as she could turned around and punched the first guy behind us and then took off running to my house dragging my sister along the way

"I don't think you understand, I destroyed a toilet"

Story #8 is a Certified Meet-Cute moment 😄

My husband had that kind of moment when he saw my college was in lockdown from a threat during the time we were dating. He ran out of his work in a panic, past the manager, and out the door without remembering to sign out. He almost broke the back doors off their hinges in his rush. The manager saw the news story break and described it as “Superman going to save his Lois Lane.” He didn’t think it was an issue and commended my husband upon his return. He guarded my door for hours with my roommate and her friends holed up inside with us until the police cleared the area.

Dude all the STEM women on campus should have ran with the "Women engineers are witches" and established a student group called "The Coven"

I was on a video call to my friend, this was one day just before covid when the Bushfires were really bad here in Australia, he was describing how close the fires were to him, then showed me a video, you could see the smoke it was as thick as anything, then all of a sudden the fire appeared from the other side of the hill, I said "YOU NEED TO GO NOW!!!!!!" He scrambled, grabbed his family put them in the car and was about to go, but thankfully the wind changed direction and sent the fire away from his town. I didn't know this until he called and told me what happened......but so scary to see how close it was to my friend's house.

Dude! The pheasant stories reminded me of one told to me by my roommate's mom (RM)! So, my roommates' family raises chickens, and, for a while, they had a Rhode Island Red rooster. For those who don't know, the Rhode Island Red has a reputation for being ill tempered at the best of times. But according to RM, this bastard was mean even by chicken standards. Every time someone went out to feed the chickens, they'd get attacked by it. One day, it attacks RM and scratches her up good, and my roommates' brother (RB) decides that he's had it with this mutha-frackin rooster in this mutha-frackin coop, garbs his crossbow and shish-kabobs the feathery fiend with three bolts, decapitating it with a throwing axe just to be sure. To this day, RM says that the death of that demon bird was the best Mother's Day gift RB had ever given her.

"You don't understand, I destroyed a Toylett, Let'z goh" *FUCKING **_GOLDEN_*

This guy completely buy me into sub from that single CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Tldr: kid bolts out of classroom after fake guy was pointed at the sub.

My cat got out through a hole in the window screen and I screamed at my brother “raven’s outside, get her” and he RAN so quickly that she was inside almost instantly

Story 13 is epic!

Story 22; if someone can't see how wolves hunting them is dangerous, that's how you know their an idiot.

The beer story is awesome. I hate beer but I know beer people and that’s a deal of a lifetime.

My dad never put his hands on me or my sister. One day, he grabbed us by the arms-jerked us so hard my feet never touched the floor as he pulled us toward the door. He had heard the tornado coming & was trying to get us to our shelter. Huge trees were down everywhere. Carnage. We were fine.

I was holding the ladder for my father while he worked on the corner of our house. The ladder had an attachment that essentially gave it "feet" that would rest on the house. One of these slipped off the corner of the house so the ladder was unsecured on that side. My dad didn't notice and in a tone of voice that I do NOT normally use with him, I said: "Get down, getthefuckdownrightnow!" Now made aware of the situation, he instead heaves his weight on top of the ladder the opposite direction which puts the foot back on the side of the house. I thought he was insane.

Story 10 sounds like an everyday occurrence in a sitcom.

I love this one, all the stories are so interesting.

that last one made my night! i was smiling so hard

Story 8: that is the single most greatest move I have ever heard.

the two dancing in their smallest boxer shorts has got to be the best visual I've read in long time. what's the link?

We got back to back pheasant stories bruh

My mom has this moment all the time as a teacher lol.

8:03 Oh my dad. That Lucifer's club. Lux

The protagonists in Story 13 are amazing.

Be the kind of trustworthy person who makes people follow you now matter how crazy the “No time to explain! Come with me now!” scenario. You might save lives.

Once my nan was driving me to school. I saw my friend, I told her to pull over, she did, I opened the door and said to my friend; “get in.” And so he did. We got to school. I feel happy for helping my friend who had to walk to school. On the other hand he did kind of beat my ribs in a lot but still

Story #15 is so ... eerie. Great boss. I hope he also lived.

5:06 Dude, that sounds like Izuku Midoriya's english voice from My Hero Academia.

5:04 Loving the voiceover 😂😂

So there was people that survived the world trade center in 2001 holy crap

ok that chrome car landing was cool

Story 1, right on. 👍🏻

in my first day in highschool was a normal day but this guy i have never seen walks up to me and says i need your help now no time to explain and he was serious. I ran with him to the end of the school and i see two of he's friends (ones a girl the others a guy) passed out he said grab the girl so i did and we carried them all the way to the main office and waited for there parents the girl in this story still likes me to this day.

I remember last year when it was just like the final school concert, I looked at my friend(who played Guitar at the time and I play violin), we used to play wake me up by avicii, I didn't need to tell him and we didn't play that song in like a year, his friend who played bass joined us(we didn't have reharsals for this song nor we talked about it before, I just looked at him and we started playing) best time I played that song on a violin or an electric one

7:42 OH DEAR GOD LOL🤣🤣😂😂

The girl running from the Pheasant clearly saw the Reddit post on r/FuckYouInParticular about that man who was killed by a rooster. He was in remission from cancer and visiting the grave of his dead dog.

that 1 all you needed to hear "my dad worked the world trade center" and you knew it would hit hard instantly

I absolutely love his voice

That phone number story is the best thing I've ever heard

Teenaged me (I'm a girl) decided to bring my boyfriend to my house after school so we could smoke my brother's pot and make out, since nobody else was due home for two hours. In the middle of all of this, with my room and the rest of the house smelling like pot, I hear a car door slam. "Oh, shit, someone's home!" We jump out the window onto the roof, where my dad's police cruiser is parked in the drive. Boyfriend: why are the COPS here?! Me: that's my dad. BF: why didn't you tell me your dad was a cop?! Me: Shut up! We gotta go, right now! So, we sneak over to the part of the roof where we can hop down onto the garage roof, hang off the edge, and drop to the ground. My dad is now calling my name, and my brother's name, since he doesn't know who's been in the house. I whisper-scream "RUN!" We take off into the woods, and wind up at another friend's house. Of course, dad calls her. She says, "Yes, officer, she got off the bus at my house.... okay. Hanging up, she said he's coming to get me. BF doesn't know what to do, so he jumps out of HER window and disappears into the woods. He winds up hitch-hiking back home while I lie through my teeth to my dad about "God, what is that smell??" and no, I haven't seen my brother... in the end, bro got in trouble with dad, and my BF broke up with me for scaring him. It's really funny looking back on it now.

10:03 "Who ARE you?!" The correct answer: "Apparently, we're the main characters today."

Okay, I do have a story. Once texted my dad to call me and ask how my day was. My reason? He was out of town and wanted to directly tell him that my manager gave me a good evaluation and got a small raise.

Story 13 feels more like accidental badass but I ain't complaining.

Back when my brother was living in my apartment, I once barged into his room in the middle of the night, grabbed his arm, and said "We need to get outta here!" The next thing i remember is waking up the next morning and getting breakfast like normal, then casually asking him, "Did I have a night terror last night?" He looked at me with a mix of frustration and exhaustion and just said, "Yes. Yes you did."

that man and the basketball team captain must have been best friends after

Story 13 was just epic

I hate beer, but even I would go for that kind of deal as the last story!

Story 8: Well, if you can't make a good impression, you can always leave a LASTING one. Congratulations. XD

scar tissue that I wish you saw, sarcastic mister know it all.

Pahaha, those pheasants!! Just... They are something. Mine wasn't a 'RUN NOW' moment, but one apparently made a nest or something near our driveway, and I was about 7, over 20 years ago. I'm a dwarf at 30, nevermind how small I was at 7, and pheasants can be child-sized if not bigger. Or maybe it's the feathers. Either way, those clawed toes were longer than my arm at the time so obviously you don't want them going after a child. I had a few weeks of avoiding this thing/being bodyguarded to get inside from the bus/to the bus before and after school. ----- Oooof, I'm glad they chased that guy who stole the car with the kids in. I hope the kids and their mother are OK. And after that I would've told the dog to go after the sausage clearly being offered to the girls. I hope they're OK too.

Story #13 was awesome

Good for you story 8!

Surprise snowboard trip Dad sounds pretty cool to me.

That one with the assault and car chase!

1999 playing basketball with my sister in our yard. The air raid sirens start, Americans are coming to bomb us, we look at each other and run for the shelter. Pretty much no explanation needed.