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1:01 - Arrgubly

I would actually watch Battle Angle unbridled praise Or rage, I don't fucking care I love Alita

Hello there

@@jakubgrzybek6181 General Kenobi

Dunno, the only parts of Anthem I saw where on KZfaq. Maybe it's just an anime?

Well that's like just your opinion man. Which you should have stated because all big brained smart people like Joseph Anderson have taught me that's what you're suppose to do.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion man

@Tinman - Very debatable.

S U B J E C T I V E

also make sure to add long pauses and extend certain syllables to sound more thoughtful and intelligent

...to sell that emotional resonance.

life is subjectively pain, but objectively, it is

also site books that you, may or may not have, read

I was actually typing that comment and then I saw yours. Well played.

does anyone know the game that is shown when that is said?

@@SudoNem01 that was funny as hell In my opinion

I'm deep and this is 14

We do indeed live in a society.

Ah yes, it is big brain time.

Well ultimately this is the same logic applied by state actors for millenia...

@Pferd Schild woah there, what's with the language? Calling someone a pleb

avinotion Ikr right ? Omg... 😱😒

Pathetic racialissicant! CEASE POTSHATE!

@Pferd Schild Pferd Schild Pleb he says. Caesar framed all his wars as defensive; even when he just straight up slaughtered a whole tribe into extinction. The crusades were a supposed "defense" against the growing muslim power. The literal FIRST recorded act of war (destruction of Susa) was one that is framed as defensive. It was never straight up aggression; right? Humanity is juuust defending; vibing. And then annihilating the losers. Haha; wow; defensive af my man. Aaall in the name of peace. This practice has totally not been used for millenia; huh? "Pleb"; said the clueless moron. Ugh.

This comment is wrong objectively but thats just my opinion

@@kaws6231 You are subjectivity right objectively.

@@lukeskywalkerthe2nd773 Thanks for your objective opinion good sir

@JustEnder finally a voice of reason

It's refreshing to see such objective objectivity.

framing this

Me

I feel like I should watch all the way through before finishing EFAP for this same reason

​@@SgtKOnyxI'm working on it, but they're pumping it out faster than I can consoom.

@@hammabomber5416 I superchatted in 198 I think and I've never even seen if they've responded lol

Pretty much.

pronounce that stuff said in this video and you know how it feels to speak english and not feeling confident in it as foreigner.

This is probably what English sounds like to someone who only knows some of the grammar and basic sentence structure; maybe 1-2 years of the language.

Yes. Also no.

This is a sub class of English; "Sexy English!" . And I love it. LOL

Arrrgably true

A common misconception, that quote was actually uttered by none other than the greatly esteemed Bagbo Billbins.

Wasn't that Dildo Daggins instead?

I couldn't get over Billmand Bagface

Pretty sure it was Brodo Baggins... the third.

This .. Is ... A ... Problem.

No body is asking how ... your sides are. Until now.

I'm objectively racist.

@@melgibsonafter5beers626 We know Mel...

This isn't nearly political enough, next GDELB he should be working at Kotaku

Only thing I'll ever look at in polygon is Brian David Gilbert's vids when he does something totally impractical and funny

I would even go as far as to say that it was not only stunning, but, in addition to the verbal communication being used, it, as the name implies, is also, just like many other new works, incredibly, but not too incredibly, because a different writer would have written it differently, brave. Or to put it in another way: It was " ". Some of you may realised that I just pulled a sneaky move, because " " was indeed a quote by the supreme galactical intelect: Bigidus Bagadus.

Wonder if he's looking for an alternative career as a politician, on this basis he'd be hugely successful.

@@robincollins8215 Actually this is just things people have said. MauLer collects stupid statements people have said over the past year or so that he later uses in a video like this. If you notice he once said something about "narrative tripling". I believe Joseph Anderson, hbomberguy, downward thrust, captain princegaming or someone like that used in a videogame review. I do not remember which but I believe MauLer covered it on a EFAP. The word narrative tripling does not exist, but I believe the reviewer was trying to brag and sound important because he had a degree in English or something.

@@Cloud_Seeker "Narrative tripling" could be a needlessly confusing way of saying "the rule of three." I hope that's what it is, and not some made up or hopelessly obscure jargon.

@@handsomebrick "I hope that's what it is, and not some made up or hopelessly obscure jargon." - The fact you have to hope it is "the rule of 3" and not some obscure jargon proves the point. If google can't give an answer other then "Rule of 3" then it is most likely made up or someone have way WAY to much time to try and sound important.

MauLer is merely a student mimicking the skills of the masters.

LMAO

Quentin Revows made a guest appearance too

So was this a parody of HBomberGuy's videos?

@@Alpha1200 This is made up of ridiculous and nonsensical quotes and phrases from review videos he writes down while they are going through these videos on EFAP. People just use "big words" in these reviews and pretend they are knowledgeable that way ... while never ever providing a definition for them. Other people listening to them are then simply agreeing without questioning ... just like people agreed what a fine new set of clothes the Emperor was wearing ... while being naked. Basically MauLer is the child who says "but the Emperor has no clothes on" ... and this is why everyone from the movie-/game-review crowd hates him. Even the delivery - the "excessively WRONG pauses in the sentences" - is part of the ridicule, because some video essayists actually do that ... while reading from a script (so they could easily fix it by redoing it). MauLer makes a big point about DEFINITIONS of terms being very very important ... which they are or else we are talking past each other while saying the same thing. The classic example is subjectivity vs. objectivity ... This is why MauLer is NEEDED in these days of "redefining terms" in our everyday life, when you suddenly can be racist towards the irish for telling a joke, even though "irish" isnt actually a race.

@@Muck006 Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation.

LONG MAN BAD

I hope it is a humorous, tongue in cheek negative opinion piece about video game production in 2019... If it is something else, I missed in completely... Oh, and it is also a negative opinion piece about KZfaq opinion websites.

K aws There's nothing to keep track of it's all subjectively nonsensical mess-transparency

@@_Cato_ But meaning was implied...

There is not enough ranch dressing to cover this word salad. ;)

This is post-post-modernist.

This is the poserist age.

This is humanity's collective consciousness having a fucking stroke is what it is.

Pandaman lol

Now this is pod-racing!

That's not true...That's impossible !

Wit is dead if it has nothing worth saying.

👌 same

Shame he’s not regularly uploading on main Chanel

@@blazefa. Indeed. I tried getting into EFAP during the drought but eh... the parts where they invite the... strange people who disagree with them, I guess you’d call them? I appreciate what they were trying to do but it was just kind of offputting. Listening to the one with Jack Saint alone stressed me out immensely for some reason.

@@LowDeeHum yeh, I am watching listening to lots of efap in the background while playing games if u do that it’s pretty chill, I’m a Star Wars fan so I like watching all the Star Wars related efaps, they probably have some more specific to your interests.

@Commander Kyro and just write.

This disproves objective analysis

I fucking love subjectivity

I read your comment 5 secs before that part of the video lol

Tonald actually talks like that lmao

But what is siphon Clogging?

In my opinion, this is, objectively, the most problematic post ever, made by the toxic, white male, trolls, and that's a bad thing.

Always strange to find some youtuber I follow since my atheism days in a somewhat unrelated sphere of youtube.

@@HEARTHLINGjoel that"s just you;r opinion

EleftheriaCube “Since your atheism days” ? You’re not an atheist anymore ? Or did you mean “beginning as an atheist” ?

Woagh! Logiket is in blind subservience ofeth theth objective subjectivity. Never has anthem plot twisted mucgh zo.

@The Bandog see you in 3 years

The video was 500 times better when I didn't know that it was just a bunch of references.

But what about the blocking blockage?

Rag's

And guarded by a dragon named Anita.

But what is the blocking blockage?

that's not Koopa running around

@@Sigismund697 koopa running around is great too but this one is high effort

@@Eichro Thats implying that the koopa put no effort into running

That is dumb.. - me

Salt is pepper but darker

Sweet is sour but with more calories

Despite the fact you missed the entire point of the video somehow, that statement has a kernel of truth to it if you know virtually anything about the Cold War. Please read history (!)

What egotistical jerk off originally said this?! 😂

@@MCCrleone354 Joseph Anderson

@@fuckgoogle2554 Thanks. That makes so much sense. Which vid from Joseph?

@@MCCrleone354 The Danganronpa stream in which he gets mad because of his interpretation of something, can't remember what exactly. Chat tells him that's he's stubbornly wrong and he replies with this.

It was just as much a meme for a while over there as it would be anywhere else. Chat held it over him for a time. I still find it funny.

Malcon Mahoney this is I but knowing mauler regardless it’s quite entertaining on its own 😂

Yeah I stumbled on this creator and he hurts my brain. What the actual fuck is going on plz explain

@Ryder 8 He's deliberately mocking Video Essayists on KZfaq who make long, meandering videos on subjects without actually saying anything of substance and yet acting better than everyone else because they know what a thesaurus is. But the funny part is that a *lot* of the quotes in this video are things people have actually said.

@@Longshanks1690 thx

@@Longshanks1690 I thought it was entirely composed of those quotes?

Lucky it's stable, so it won't turn into blackhole...

_Jared is the key to all of this..._

@@LieutenantSilver Mauler may have gone too far in a few places.

@@onyxosprey -- At least _I clapped when I saw it._ As dumb as the pretentious cretins with useless degrees he's criticizing may be, let us not forget, in the spirit of April Fool's Day, that the Mere Exposure Effect still works on all of us. So in a way, MauLer made this for us but... he also got us good. _I would write a Response Theory on it but I'm all out of milk._

@@LieutenantSilver I watched it and I wasn't bored!

@Retro monkey And my Grandson was King of England and France. Your point?

Don't time-shame the chronophobe!

Objectively, this video gave me a 2020 erection, in my opinion.

@@Longshanks1690 Big deal, his descendant lost that title after your kingdom can't even handle a fight with a peasant girl.

@Edrane Granne The same peasant girl burnt at an English stake?

Not really, though?

In other news grass is green.

@@ft1992 Can't tell under all that snow, but it's probably a shade of yellow and brown currently.

There is no rancid dumpster fire that such a description more greatly epitomizes than Extra Credits. The man behind that shit is overwhelmingly insufferable and you can practically feel his ideological egotism and pseudo-intellectualism ooze through the fucking screen.

Yeah man. Downward thurst has copied hbomber guy way too much... Or is it the other way around?

It’s not just game journalism so much as it’s pop culture journalism

The real April fools were the journalists that we made along the way

@@RaifSeverence its all of journalism, this shit is everywhere

@@herscher1297 FAKE NEWS BAD

@@TheXell basicly

Explain this video to me.

@@GeraltofRivia22 So, basically, I fucking hate trump. That is all.

@@Johonicha yep, nuff said

This video wasn't made for you, you can't relate, you're a 40 year old white guy

@@CMCAdvanced this comment concludes the narrative tripling

You're not fooling me, Todd Howard!

How stupid are you, this isn't Rag's' video look at the channel. It's Word of Wolf, get your furries straight

@@Deadsnake989 Actually it is the keeper of furries, the Bless'ed Pipeman

Excuse me i believe you mean Rag's's's'ses?

@@lordofpills actually it's Rag

@@Deadsnake989 its a meme... I can see you dont folow EFAP bro, I recomend it

But that doesn’t mean that MauLer should be President

" Also Bilbo is gay." J.K. Bagnigs

Didn't you know Gandlaf had a gay black brother who was Sauron's best firmed and that is why Sauron hates Gandarf?

Dude right? Theres a reference every 5 seconds!

There were so many funny game names I could hardly keep up. Also loved the game name editing "mistake" where they stayed on screen for much longer than their respective rapid-fire clip

I agree. Mauler vs. Mooler debate when?

I did not understand a single fucking word literally arrrgubly but it must be true because Its'' short and has big word in it GDELB 2020

I swear, that Mooler guy has an unhealthy obsession with John Adams and Rhinos. #EyesonPaulGiamatti

We don’t talk about that Mooler guy here.......

Sounds like something a wierd grape would say

Isn't that a "backup feature" quote?

and mostly wrong titles :D... Objectively...

As satire. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kratos “BOI” !!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😭👌👌👌👌😭😭😂😂 I-... _I-_ ... 😂😂... “I get that reference” ! 😂😂🤣😂

Just wish he had proper grammar and edited his thumbnail and title properly. He seriously wrote we did'nt die we we're. Like wtf lol its we didn't and were doesnt have an apostrophe unless you're using it to say we are. But in this case were isn't being used to say we are so no apostrophe needed. Also his thumbnail says did it failed its did it fail. He needs to double check his stuff before posting it looking like a middle schooler wrote it.

Very thoughtful indeed best dad Kratos.

@@hatchell18 This is probably my favorite comment. You absolutely nailed the Poe's Law line.

this isn't an april fools idiot. You're just one of those gamers, that just doesn't understand gaming. Go away and drink your cow milk (real man drink rhino milk).

@@Superschokokeks Wroung! Real men drink spider ghost milk

@@TetsuRiken no I'm never wrong because in my opinion ghost spider milk doesn't scare me and here's the thing I fucking hate pinnacle. Please be nice and don't be a part of the toxic brood. Otherwise you are a Nazi. Can't wait for you to explain Marxism.

@Johnny Medieval no one is free that is why john adums was assinated by H bomer guy because he thought it was objectively better then Dank Souls 2 which is wroung because there is no objectivity in art

@@Superschokokeks you are objectlivly subjectivly wroung about your faith baised sin counter there

Like Trump, every time he gets to make noise with his mouth. xF

Hlerp sounds like a name your stoner buddy came up with to name your creation character upon completion.... R.I.P back in the day stoner buddy, Baldur's Gate Geezul DiXinYa would not have been possible if not for you.

I can see and have no i'z

He collected all the dumbest, most incomprehensible quotes from all the videos covered on EFAP thus far and made this: a piping hot stew of word salads.

He used segregational symantic system management

In your opinion

he watched a lot of Cleanprincegaming video's for reference

Right? It took a couple of minutes before I could just let go and allow my smiling irony to drive. Haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. Still happy even after reading through the comment section.

I can only imagine how many brain cells he intentionally murdered for our enjoyment.

@The Bandog well played sir, well played.

"Girls Can Shoot Things Too - Current Year" was my favorite.

The game titles might be my favorite part.

Where the fuck am I? Got me pretty good

Mine was Toothead for Hollow Knight, i love that game but actually never noticed how it looks like a tooth, so my sides went orbital.

I've watched every episode of efap and I didn't understand some of the references.

That's purely pontificating through a biased and magnified lens.

@@asimplewizard In your opinion

@@1.1.3.8 ha, your malicious rebuttle contradicts itself.

@@asimplewizard You're just angry because it subverted your expectations.

@@eras1066 if one walks blind, then one can avoid as many expectations as..... possible

This video is just overflowing with references and they're all being delivered so quickly I have to stop the video every 5 seconds to laugh so I don't miss any incoming references!

@@rotisserieprotocol3582 this fuckin EFAP thing man

How stupid are you, this isn't Rag's' video look at the channel. It's Word of Wolf, get your furries straight. Edit: This is a really strange error. I posted this reply to a different comment, but it was submitted to this one. Now I just look like I'm being a dick instead of shitposting. Are YT technicians playing April fools jokes on people?

I miss Banjo, too.

Arrrgably

*Xavier Renegade Angel Still good though. Just wanted to correct for anyone who might have been confused.