Humans Are Dusty Hybrid Space Orcs

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@PMSeymour Ай бұрын

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@eleronpfoutz7823 Ай бұрын

Now I want The Alien AND The Angel both commenting on God's creations.

@Wolf355_1 Ай бұрын

The Alien finally figuring out why Humans turned out the way they did.

@billyrob612 Ай бұрын

Yes

@d4-v1d22 Ай бұрын

You mean Nerva and Owen, or Nerva and Bartelby?

@Wanderingsage7 Ай бұрын

'Angel Bartleby, why? Just why?' 'story of my life Commander. Story of my life.'

@THINKMACHINE Ай бұрын

A: YOU!! IT WAS YOU WHO CREATED THOSE TERRIBLE SINS AGAINST REASON!! G: Heheh, yeah I still got it.

@thedorkknight9684 Ай бұрын

A: Human? H: Yeah buddy? A: What are you consuming? H: Mac and cheese? A: Cheese.... Wait, isn't that made of this "Dairy"? H: ..... Yeah? A: I THOUGHT YOU COULD NOT PROCESS THIS H: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE BE DAMNED I WANT MAC AND CHEESE A: *HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED THIS LONG?!*

@joda7697 Ай бұрын

spite

@thedorkknight9684 Ай бұрын

@@joda7697 literally XD, I WILL SUFFER FOR THE GLORY OF CHEESE

@gingermcgingin4106 Ай бұрын

Most hard cheeses can actually be eaten without any difficulty by lactose intolerant people, since most of the lactose would've been used up in the cheesemaking process

@absentcoder4552 Ай бұрын

“IT’S NOT LIVING WITHOUT OVERCOMING STRIFE, NERVA!”

@thedorkknight9684 Ай бұрын

@@gingermcgingin4106 .... This is valuable information. Thank you for this Intel my friend.

@gramfero Ай бұрын

"I've seen The Vaporeon Meme" oh no... they're aware of Pokémon oh no... they're aware of _4chan_

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Ай бұрын

At this point, they don't even need to be aware of 4chan for the vaporeon meme. It's everywhere.

@Xeromm Ай бұрын

No wonder they don't want to talk to us.

@DragonKnightJin Ай бұрын

@@Xeromm I'm amazed they haven't vaporized Earth to save the galaxy from our fuckery.

@Riasiru Ай бұрын

@@DragonKnightJin And force Humanity to disperse across the universe? Nah, they wanna keep us in our own personal horny jail.

@DragonKnightJin Ай бұрын

@@Riasiru How're we gonna disperse if they blow us to kingdom come before we get space travel figured out properly?

@paragamer85 Ай бұрын

That pause around “militaristically creative” 🤣

@NeroLordofChaos 26 күн бұрын

I mean... mankind's entire technology base is sticks and rocks and boiling shit. sword? sharp metal stick spear? stick with pointy rock on it gun? stick that boils powder to launch a rock Nuke? we figured out how to make the spicy rocks do the sun thing.

@agwzealot225 24 күн бұрын

@@NeroLordofChaos "...spicy rocks do the sun thing." 🤣

@mrseriousv1 24 күн бұрын

@@NeroLordofChaos in that context all life is just rocks that refuses to entropy.

@cvoltz5295 Ай бұрын

Human : *pulling out a picture of them and their sibling playing in snow* Alien : I-I know you humans are crazy… but why would your parents not stop you from getting out during a nuclear winter ? Human : Nuclear winter ? Nah that was a regular winter ! Alien : What do you mean regular period of cold ? Human : Don’t you have winters ? Alien : No we don’t have natural period of cold ! Human : Well… we do ?! Alien : Is it because of the tectonic activity of your planet ? Human : Huh ? Alien : Sorry that was stupid, it would mean that difference in temperature occurs in a thousands of year timescale. Human : Oh ! You mean ice ages ! Alien : Ice ages ? Human : Yeah we have those, but winter is a yearly phenomenon. Alien : T-that makes more sense… wait no it doesn’t ! Why would you have a period of cold on a yearly basis ? Human : Because our planet has some axial tilt. And we also have period of heat that we name summer. Alien : What ? Why ? No… How did your planet get some axial tilt ? Human : Another planet crashed on Earth. Alien : AND IT DID NOT WIPE ALL LIFE ON YOUR PLANET ? Human : N-no… There wasn’t any life on earth at this stage. Alien : That’s… good… I though that your planet’s life had survived a mass extinction for a moment… Human : … Alien : … Human : … Alien : It didn’t ! Human : It did… Alien : WHA- Human : Five of them.

@SupersuMC Ай бұрын

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Ай бұрын

IIRC, we're currently in the sixth mass extinction. Also whilst axial tilt is small part of it, the bigger part is that the earth's orbit around the sun is slightly elliptical. Also, our sun goes through hot and cold periods, so that also contributes to ice ages.

@carbonmonteroy Ай бұрын

Six because we humans are an extinction event

@toolatetothestory Ай бұрын

Which five??

@LauraSti Ай бұрын

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 The elliptical orbit doesn't cause seasons at all. Summer on one side of the earth is winter on the other side, which wouldn't be the case if it were the elliptical orbit that caused it. In fact it has very little to do with elliptical orbit and EVERYTHING to do with the tilt, because it has everything to do with the surface area to light ratio of any particular point on the earth. If you shine a lamp on a ball, there's a big bright spot but there are spots on the edges where the light is dimmer; we usually think of this quirk of geometry as just affecting the day/night cycle, but it also affects the seasons. See, you have about the same energy output from the sun over any particular part of space. The more tilted away from the sun the land is, the more surface area that same amount of energy has to spread out over before impacting the ground. That means the same energy is spread out over more of the earth, which means less energy per square foot/meter, which means it's colder and the light is a bit dimmer and all the things we associate with winter or with far northern/southern climates. The axial tilt of the earth actually just evens things out enough that the equator and the polar regions are somewhat livable; if it wasn't there, Canada and Russia would be massive ice sheets and the equator would be nothing but a desert. The axial tilt brings the northern and southern areas away from the icy edges and into the brighter, more energy-rich zone for a while, while also wobbling the equator around so it doesn't sit still and become a burning band of death. The earth's elliptical orbit affects a few things, but the cycle of seasons isn't because of orbital geometry. It's because of global geometry, and I think that's pretty cool.

@AbadonXXX Ай бұрын

“Human, I have done research on blorbos and stumbled on rule 34. Please…get some help.” -nerva probqbly

@nicktallfox5266 Ай бұрын

Geniuenly fun fact! Dust isn't skin cells! Not exclusively. This idea most likely came from a misinterpretation of a graph in a scientific paper. Most dust particles of the smallest variety are skin cells, but larger particles are mostly from fabrics, either cotton, wool or synthetic, and very fine sand/dirt.

@lucasriddle3431 Ай бұрын

OKAY THANK YOU, I was looking for this comment.

@awanderer3047 21 күн бұрын

So what you're saying is that dust is made up of mostly skin cells until enough gather to grab cloth fibers, meaning dust is mostly man-made? (Mostly joking, thought this was funny)

@Munchkin.Of.Pern09 Ай бұрын

Playfighting is ubiquitous to pretty much the entire mammalian clade. Of course our children simulate warfare for entertainment. We’ve been doing it since before we were even humans.

@coreytaylor5386 25 күн бұрын

reminds me of the "you never know you evolved on a death world until you leave it" quote

@Taijirai Ай бұрын

"I don't think that'd be a wise decision on my part, human" Good answer, lots of foresight

@lilaculots 25 күн бұрын

alien saw the horrors when they tried to research what happens if humans like blorbo "too much"

@Puddingskin01 25 күн бұрын

That one alien saved the universe.

@Merilirem 18 күн бұрын

@@Puddingskin01 and whatever counts as an anus.

@anonymousanonymous5507 14 күн бұрын

Bold of all of you to assume that someone isn’t just going to steal the technology.

@user-if8sw6vp6m 11 күн бұрын

@@anonymousanonymous5507 bold of you to assume that some horny scientist wouldn't create it after hearing about it existence

@captainhuntank7963 Ай бұрын

Alien: *looking at a railgun* human what is this device Human: oh its a gun we made that shoots giant metal beams at extremely high velocity by using magnets to spin it so fast it breaks things Alien: huh i didnt know your species developed countermeasures against the giant space worms Human: the giant what now?

@seantaggart7382 Ай бұрын

Me: ...sooo Well then SOMEONE MAKE THEM STRONGER! I DONT CARE IF IT BREAKS DO IT! Alien: YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED IT YET!?

@Nomadik Ай бұрын

Humans would absolutely start hunting giant space worms for sport.

@WitchingHourXIII 27 күн бұрын

@@Nomadiksome certainly would

@sensha5470 26 күн бұрын

@@Nomadiki would volunteer

@roseoliveira6709 26 күн бұрын

@@Nomadik assuming that we don't try to pull a dune and ride it first.

@elphietoy Ай бұрын

Alien: what is that? Human: oh,that's my pet cat Alien: why is it staring at me? Human: .... Alien: ....WHY IS IT STARING AT ME? (The cat circles the Alien in confusion) Alien: WHY IS IT DOING THAT?? Human: I think it likes you! Alien: WHAT? what do I do? Pet it? Human: eh,I'd rather you don't,they don't like pe- (The cat likes the pets from the Alien) Alien: maybe it does like me! Human: what- Alien: it does like m-(*the cat bites the Alien's hand*)OWW- (*angry Alien noises*) IT BETRAYED ME!! Human: pfft- Alien: are you laughing at my PAIN?!

@toolatetothestory Ай бұрын

Cats don't act like that, slander :(

@stanisawankowski8243 Ай бұрын

@@toolatetothestorythey do. My Gf's cat does that all the time. First they want cuddles, then while cuddling they suddenly say "nay, my mighty visage is bored of affection" and start biting and clawing.

@toolatetothestory Ай бұрын

@@stanisawankowski8243 Do you know to not do basic things like pet against their fur lining, or squeeze them too tight, or just not bother them in general? Cats aren't schizophrenic, they don't bite unless they feel uncomfortable or threatened. Learn to treat your cat better.

@redacted2814 Ай бұрын

@@toolatetothestory "over-petting" is also a thing, where if you pet a cat for too long, it gets overstimulated and will typically lash out.

@toolatetothestory Ай бұрын

@@redacted2814 Exactly. It's not the cats fault that humans don't know how to handle them.

@Lyoishi Ай бұрын

There are science fiction series that focus on great distance space battles! Their lower popularity does seem more obvious now, though.

@RadicalKattastrophe Ай бұрын

Mostly because they lean into the "Hard" science of it. Still Sci-Fi, but more grounded than most.

@makeandbreakgames1791 24 күн бұрын

the expanse did a pretty good job at making them look cool

@lalad0 21 күн бұрын

Any name?

@absentcoder4552 Ай бұрын

“Human? One of your crew has been introducing herself by referring to herself as a “Capricorn”. Is that a subspecies of human I should know about?” “Oh, no, she’s just introducing herself by her zodiac sign. See, back in an ancient civilization-“ “I’m going to stop you right there, human. This human is practicing something terribly outdated and likely a byproduct of ancient misunderstanding.” “… people basically used the month they were born to determine their futures.” “… were these predictions accurate?” “They’re vague and subject to confirmation bias.” “Then why does she still use it?” “If I knew the answer, I’d tell you.” “And why give the month such a strange name?” “Not the month so much as that, the periods were denoted by constellations, patterns of stars we found in the sky that looked like things, which we named.” “And this “Capricorn” creature is?” “A goat with a fish’s rear end.” “WHAT HUMAN HALLUCINATED-?”

@WarhawkTalon Ай бұрын

You realize PM, you've just promised something that I think everyone desperatly wants to see. Go Tumblrites! Go and create this beautiful crossover!

@Ishtarru Ай бұрын

I know how this industry works. He's only dead until a sufficient number of people demand he comes back.

@ALTDeLaNovaGLMV Ай бұрын

You mean Every villian revival? (Sorry-)

@SeaFireK Ай бұрын

@@ALTDeLaNovaGLMV Maybe more like the OG Sherlock? Conan Doyle HATED Sherlock, but the public protested so much after Doyle killed Sherlock that he eventually brought him back.

@Fayanora Ай бұрын

"Species" as a classification is a lot more wibbly wobbly than most people think it is. Especially with closely related species. If we were to define animal species solely as animals that could interbreed with one another and make viable offspring, then dogs, wolves, coyotes, dingoes, and possibly a few others would all be considered one species.

@dr.blockcraft6633 Ай бұрын

I mean, Dogs are A type Of wolf. Like, dogs Are canis Lupus, the Eurasian wolf Is also Canis lupus. Dogs are A wolf Sub-species.

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Ай бұрын

Yeah, subspecies is probably the closest. It's why most other early humans are all called Homo Sapiens (Insert third part here) and we refer to them via the third part. For example, modern humans are Homo Sapiens Sapiens

@Munchkin.Of.Pern09 Ай бұрын

@@dr.blockcraft6633 So technically, dogs are considered their own species, Canis familiaris. They originated from a specific subpopulation of Canis lupus, a kind of speciation that, when occurring without human intervention, is called peripatric speciation. When artificial selection is involved we just call it domestication. But the last common ancestor of modern dogs and modern grey wolves was still a grey wolf.

@HeraldOfOpera Ай бұрын

And then there's "ring species" where two species can reproduce with a third but not with each other. It's nearly as much of a mess as reptiles.

@tylermonroe4987 Ай бұрын

'Species' as a classification is a bit more rigid than you think it is. A species is defined not only by by the production of /viable/ offspring, in that they survive to adulthood, but the production of /fertile/ offspring, in that they can have children of their own. Horses and donkeys are different species, but they pruduce mules when they breed, the /reason/ they are different species is they mules cannot produce children due to having an odd number of chromosomes making them incompatiable with basically everything. Genetic mutation in mules that gives them an extra chromosome /does/ allow them to reproduce, but its basically 1 in a million, leading to the phrase 'when a mule foals' al a 'when pigs fly' as it is meant to be impossible

@Lime_Sherbert Ай бұрын

hell yeah space orcs

@rubyamateurtactician4354 Ай бұрын

I dread the possibility of a cross over between space orcs and god creating things...

@lanji21 Ай бұрын

Dread or glee in absolute munchkin level delight?

@rubyamateurtactician4354 Ай бұрын

@@lanji21 quite possibly both...

@lanji21 Ай бұрын

@@rubyamateurtactician4354 It's the same for me, it's the same for me....

@oligb1469 Ай бұрын

A: Oh hello huma-Oh my SPACE JESUS!? H: Yo whats wrong? A: Your head gills they've been reduced!? Can you breath?! HUMAN CAN YOU BREATH!? H: Head appendages? Oh you mean my hair? yeah I got it cut it was tickling my ears. A: You cut your respiratory system because your audio receptors were tickled? H: What? No hair is like these small tube things we don't breath through them... Wait is this why you don't like dogs? A: How would you like it if a giant lung started running at you!?

@seantaggart7382 Ай бұрын

Me: ...damn You see humanity and my people are special Our forms are this way because a bipedal creature is the best suited for anything Its a jack of all trades but master of none It allows our brains to be strong

@wolfcat1973 Ай бұрын

My leopard gecko screamed at me while I was watching this... Not sure if that means he's afraid this is giving me ideas or not.

@cbgaming7209 Ай бұрын

About collecting coins A: human why do you have a jar of your cent pieces? Aren’t they worth close to nothing? H: probably, but these are really old! So they gained a kind of worth to people who like them A: so they equal a greater amount because of time? H: to some, you could still treat it as the kind of coin it is when buying A: then why collect them? H: why not?

@jagirl966 Ай бұрын

That last one.......WE NEED THAT!!!! Have the Alien ask God what and how all of this works, then have God just be like "I like to mess with the humans".

@reesewhittington6778 Ай бұрын

The alien holds *Record scratch* at lasgun point forcing him to create a little guy to help with humanity's... Shall we say, commitment to detrimental bits.

@Chaosrunepownage Ай бұрын

A: Human, why are you snowing? H: Oh sorry, that's dandruff. I'll be sure to get some new shampoo. A: Dandruff? H: Yeah, the fungus that lives on my skin got a little overgrown and makes my skin shed more. No big deal. A: You have fungus that can overgrow and it's NOT an issue?! Aren't fungi very dangerous? H: Oh yeah, it's a common issue, and only about 200 of the 14,000 species we've described are infectious. Most of the danger comes from if you eat the wrong one.

@kirbyridingyoshi28 12 күн бұрын

WAIT DANDRUFF IS A FUNGUS

@bigfella23729 10 күн бұрын

pretty sure its just dead skin, i had loads of dandruff when my skin was dry and flaky from medication

@Chaosrunepownage 9 күн бұрын

@@bigfella23729 It's dead skin that sloughs off in response to the fungal overgrowth. I probably oversimplified it in my comment, sorry!

@GenericMimeToadter 3 күн бұрын

@@Chaosrunepownage no you put it very clearly, BUT A FUNGUS CAUSES DANDRUFF?

@Chaosrunepownage 3 күн бұрын

@@GenericMimeToadter Yep! Just like how 99% of humanity has Demodex mites on their faces! There's a whole jungle of microbes living on skin, and the vast majority of the time they sit there and do nothing bad.

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Ай бұрын

God (The abrahamic one methinks) and the alien (Probs a Corti) is a crossover I NEED to see more of.

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Ай бұрын

A Corti you say? Me thinks I found a fellow Jenkinsverse enjoyer.

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Ай бұрын

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 I may have perhaps stumbled upon it recently. I enjoy it, but daaaaamn Rantarian wrote a lot. He really does live up to his name. Shame there isn't much in the way of more Shoo in the essential reading order though.

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Ай бұрын

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV There's more towards the current

@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Ай бұрын

@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 That's good, but it'll be a while before I get there. I just made it to the point of divergence between the story about Adrian Bloody Saunders and the required reading list, so I've taken a short (couple months) break. There is only so many near death/characters Adrian cares about death situations one can read in a week or two before going totally cross eyed.

@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb Ай бұрын

British spotted ☝️

@tacticalassaultanteater9678 Ай бұрын

TIL about crabs in a bucket. This afternoon's recreational KZfaq binging has already paid off.

@Eramiserasmus Ай бұрын

The sheer amount of chaos we are when observed externally.

@RichDXtreme247 Ай бұрын

We need the Alien interacting with the Angel to ask questions regarding how God operates on creating life in the most hilarious ways possible and they can equally be frustrated together. LMAO

@phntmthf5505 Ай бұрын

2:44 “Breaking news! Human-animal hybrids appear all over the world, scientists are baffled!”

@jcj268 Ай бұрын

Sweet Tooth becomes real

@GipsyDangerfan 17 күн бұрын

@@jcj268You talking about the clown, or the dragon?

@jcj268 17 күн бұрын

@@GipsyDangerfan the hybrids

@davidarchambault9229 Ай бұрын

I believe that there's some contention regarding dust as dead skin cells. Which makes sense, considering that places that have had no living occupants for centuries still get dust buildup

@Duskbound Ай бұрын

Well, dust is not entirely made of dead skin cells, but that and other organic materials can be a component of dust in certain environments.

@svennoren9047 Ай бұрын

@@Duskbound Which means that a Roomba is a _man eating robot!_

@theclodofclods Ай бұрын

Space orcs space orcs space orcs

@SurgeXs Ай бұрын

Human explaining various animals to aliens. I need it.

@InvaderCom Ай бұрын

"Combat beyond visual range is uninteresting" I raise you A) Knights of Sidonia, where a plot element of several engagements is keeping the enemy in one place long enough for the ordinance to arrive, or getting out of there before the building sized kinetic round pastes everything in sight, or B) the expanse, which does fall for that trapping in many occasions, but also has several good instances of the tension you can derive from an engagement outside of visual range.

@jordanhunter3375 Ай бұрын

Crabs in a bucket?

@liamjones2131 Ай бұрын

Also wanting to know.

@doctorhealsgood5456 Ай бұрын

something about crabs that try to escape a crab bucket getting pulled down by the other crabs

@LPFan1305 Ай бұрын

Crabs, when put in a bucket, will drag each other back down when one is about to escape. "The crab thing" just means some people prefer to keep others around them as miserable as they are rather than allowing them to succeed

@MizunoKetsuban Ай бұрын

"If I can't have it, neither can you", in other words

@absentcoder4552 Ай бұрын

Yeah, seeing it read back to me made me realize it was a stupid thing to include.

@WatcherObsi Ай бұрын

=Object falls over from seemingly no reasoning= Human: Rude. How dare you. Alien: Human why did you... scold the object? It cannot understand you, you know. Human: Oh, whoops... Yeah, no worries, I know. It's just a... thing I do. A thing a lot of humans do, at that. Alien: ...should I ask why? Human: it's nothing bad! We just like to joke a little and instead of berating ourselves, we jokingly berate the object. It makes it feel less like our fault and we can have a bit of a laugh while we pick it up and put it back. Alien: ...huh. That is... an unusual tactic. =later that same day...= Alien: =nudges desk and bumps object off by accident=...Excuse you. Human: Pff... Alien: ...I think I understand you humans just a little more.

@happyhippoeaters4261 Ай бұрын

The usual intern isn't dead, they are just out, trying to cope

@l3ftward Ай бұрын

THE CROSSOVER WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED

@basiltheflowerboy143 Ай бұрын

the vaporeon thing made me spit out my drink :( thanks i guess

@42meep13 Ай бұрын

it is an honor to have my silly idea appear in the video

@anominon Ай бұрын

Dust isn't just skin, it's also fiber particles from clothes and other fabrics, pollen, airborne dirt particles from the ground, etc.

@goddessdeedeebubblesofimag7789 Ай бұрын

"Let me never introduce you to video games" Introduce them to Among Us I desire chaos

@lunarshadow5584 Ай бұрын

Honestly, a smart choice for the Alien to not tell the Human about the process. Humanity would make EVERY fantasy creature into a reality otherwise. Maybe even creatively make specieis that shouldn't have existed but did because of our persistence. (One manhua managed to show a species of human hybrid that merged with shadow beasts, making them into a human that travels through shadows)

@GipsyDangerfan 17 күн бұрын

Elf-human Librarian from Warhammer.

@russelltietjen4407 Ай бұрын

The first one feels like a more civil version of two Star Wars fans arguing about why the bombs fall in space

@azzyasbourne9107 Ай бұрын

Artificial gravity. 'Nuff said.

@zorafails9200 Ай бұрын

Just want to point out that I’m pretty sure nethanderals were just as large if not larger than us

@AnInsideJoke Ай бұрын

Yup. They were just stocky-looking humans with slightly large noses. If you dressed one up in modern clothes you wouldn't be able to pick them out of a crowd.

@Kartoffelkamm Ай бұрын

Alright PM, I recognize you may just have been joking, but my fanfic writer brain, autism, and medication are not fucking around. That last one is wearing off, and like a dying animal, is giving one last desperate push. Alien: "Hired? The humans explained this means I have been assigned a new profession. What are my responsibilities?" God: "Well, you mostly sit around, and I bounce ideas off of you. Also you help me make new animals to put on Earth." Alien: "I see. Yes, I believe this is a suitable position for me. Alright then, what is your current idea?" God: "Well, I'm pretty much done at this point." Alien: "Huh. Hey, what is that over there?" God: "Oh, that? Some plans for a creature the humans came up with in their games. A slime." Alien: "It appears to resemble one of the gelatinous filter-feeders from my home world. They are incredible pets." God: "Ooh, I like you. Angels, look at this guy, and learn from him." Alien: "I really did not mean to encroach." God: "Eh, it's fine. Now, tell me about those slimes." Alien: "Well, they're close to Earth's siphonophores in structure, being made up of dozens of smaller organisms that all work together as one unit." God: "I see." Angel: "Please, don't give him tips." Alien: "Sorry, boss' orders. Anyway, they filter impurities from the air in order to gain sustenance." God: "Ooh, interesting." Alien: "Agreed." Angel: "This is... surprisingly normal. Where's the catch?" Alien: "There is no _catch_ with them. They are simply docile creatures that filter pollutants from the atmosphere, produce offspring, and dissolve into a non-hazardous sludge upon death, which can be used as fertilizer." God: "Ok, done."

@caliberthecow3727 14 күн бұрын

god (heh) i wish

@nikoliniminizoaki2542 Ай бұрын

wait until the alien finds out that "pouring one for the homies" is basically a rebranded libation, which was the practice of pouring drinks for the gods, various spirits, or to the dead.

@Axolautism Ай бұрын

I mean Space doesn't work at all the way sci-fi space fights happen, sci-fi spaceship fights work as if they happened in an atmosphere. It just works that way in sci-fi because it's more fun. Realistic spacecraft fights would probably be hucking long distance missile javelins and/or doomsday lasers at each other

@demi-femme4821 Ай бұрын

A: "Human, what is this 'God' I heard others speak of?" H: "So...man this is hard. Uhh, so did you guys ever develop any non-scientific beliefs about the world?" A: "...Clarify." H: "Like, when there are things you can't explain, like why things exist, or why things happen the way they do, so you develop a belief in something beyond the natural?" A: "Ah, the superstitions. Yes, we held superstitious beliefs in our history." H: "A god is a being that you can't prove the existence of but can't disprove the existence of, either. They have their own agenda and supernatural abilities which explain why things are the way they are." A: "Wait, 'a God'? The humans I heard referred to the God as a singular." H: "Well...not every human has the same beliefs when it comes to that stuff." A: A: "You have slaughtered each other over these differences, haven't you?" H: "Well, I wouldn't say 'have slaughtered'..." A: "You humans are so violent."

@seantaggart7382 Ай бұрын

0:20 me: BECAUSE CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT IS COOL! also dogfighting is cool!

@BYERE Ай бұрын

The alien not indulging the human in hybridization technology is probably for the best. The furries would take over INSANELY quickly...

@NotAMemeticHazard Ай бұрын

So glad this is finally back, hope you continue this. We definitely need more of that crossover at the end

@solaris9426 Ай бұрын

I mean, the first thing I thought of when I heard about the technology to make two incompatible species compatible for mating was Catdog.

@Taijirai Ай бұрын

Did we ever get more confirmation on Catdog's origin beyond just the theme song?

@solaris9426 Ай бұрын

@@Taijirai I'm not sure if we did or not.

@oddishdoesthings8934 Ай бұрын

Lets go! I love humans are space orcs!!

@haycoat9389 Ай бұрын

Yay new space orcs!

@SageofStars Ай бұрын

These sounds like short form HFY stories the way he tells them.

@Sparksol Ай бұрын

They are. I don't know if it's a rebranding thing or what, but not very many genuine space orc ones show up any more.

@pygmalion0451 Ай бұрын

I love the idea of aliens being so advanced that regular, practically basic concepts are to them like Roman dodecahedrons are to us

@djt08031996 Ай бұрын

"I've seen the Vaporeon meme"

@youraveragerobloxkid 19 күн бұрын

My explanation for the sci fi close range dogfighting thing is that stealth technology has gotten so advanced, they literally don't appear on radar, thus needing to dogfight like ye olden days

@Keenath Ай бұрын

"Pouring one out for the homies" is a literally ancient tradition that the Romans called libation, but that dates back to at least ancient Sumeria, and might be much older. It's a tradition many thousands of years old. The meaning and intent has changed slightly depending on time and place, but ultimately it always means pretty much the same thing: If you were here (alive), I would have offered you a drink, but since you're now under the earth, I pour out a drink on the ground for you.

@davidparkes7741 Ай бұрын

Yes please, do that. Lol, this was hilarious.

@Karak-_- Ай бұрын

This is why there isn't much art of Tau winning. If they and the enemy are in the distance to be in a same picture, they are not winning.

@HolyoftheVoid Ай бұрын

Am I the only one learning that "crabs in a bucket" thing today?

@Riasiru Ай бұрын

No one tell the alien that there is an entire industry around liking Blorbos too much.

@Jonny.B.evel123 Ай бұрын

1st part of video huh well.....they weren't wrong.....both of them i mean also seymour plz remember to give your space waifu oc head pats 4 me oky dokie

@Volcano22207 12 күн бұрын

I do like the idea that humanity isn’t doing it “wrong” we just managed to somehow do something completely different and have it work somehow

@GigaLem Ай бұрын

God and the Alien, an ambitious cross over

@jamiek8123 Ай бұрын

I would like to make it known that most of dust is just dirt from outside that got in, and it is not mostly dead skin, yes there is dead skin in it, but its mostly dirt. like in artic bases things really don't get dusty because there's no dirt to get in, just ice. tho we all do need to dust more often

@MisterCake Ай бұрын

Alien: human, could you enlighten me on a bothersome question Human: what's up? Alien: how come you have yet to reach further parts of the solar system you habit within? Human: well you see, we have yet to invent the technology to personally travel such distances to save time & resources Alien: Surely your kind is doing everything they can to reach these goals, yes? Human: some of us are Alien: Some?! Alien: Your species is close to depleting your celestial body of resources Alien: where have these resources gone to, if not for inventing planet traversal !? Human: ... Alien: ... Alien: _Sigh_ .. it is for militaristic efforts, isn't it

@Sparksol Ай бұрын

Human: Only partially. The other part involves late-stage capitalism. Alien:

@c0r3theta Ай бұрын

Ahahaha, that little crossover at the end. The person writing that knew you where going to stubble upon it

@slateoffate9812 Ай бұрын

That'd be really fun though

@lancer434 Ай бұрын

Cross over episode

@aer0a Ай бұрын

4:14 Dust only goes up to 50% skin cells. There are a lot of other things in it

@randomman4628 Ай бұрын

Last time I was this early gas prices were reasonable!

@gabrielsfilms2086 25 күн бұрын

HELL YES!!! EVEN MORE HUMANS ARE SPACE ORCS!!!

@AnGerBomB 21 күн бұрын

1:06 "Remember, no Russion."

@Kelvoraax 28 күн бұрын

Perspective. Just switch perspectives between each ship. Imagine the dichotomy you could create by swapping between a bridge overcome with panic and chaos, and a bridge working at maximum efficiency, with everybody calmly performing to their best. Star Wars uses this a few times in the Original Trilogy, in fact! :D

@notoriousgoblin83 Ай бұрын

It back. Nice

@Azeriiall 20 күн бұрын

4:17 And suddenly its like i can feel every skin cell on my body

@cynthiablackthorn Ай бұрын

More of space orcs please!

@KreaterK Ай бұрын

The thing about these that I always think about is that I highly doubt the alien species wouldn't also have quirks of their own when it comes to illogical intuition or euphoric reactions to cartoon violence depending on their particular patchwork of biology depending on the environment they had evolved to inhabit.

@AscendtionArc Ай бұрын

Thanks for this.

@leyrua Ай бұрын

Reminds me of Schlock Mercenary, where the artist pointed out that in an actual battle involving gravitational forces of this magnitude being thrown around, both ships would be invisible to the naked eye, but that would be incredibly boring to read in a webcomic.

@DH-xw6jp 23 күн бұрын

Yes, we already have incredibly accurate sensors to see things beyond sight... But we also already have crafts capable of hiding from them. We have aircraft that is so stealthy it can only be shot at if you have line of sight... And if you can catch it.

@TheAttacker732 22 күн бұрын

"You should go home now."

@DH-xw6jp 22 күн бұрын

@@TheAttacker732 why is that bumblebee sized signature moving at 1,500 mph straight towards us? Oh... Oh, no.

@something3530 26 күн бұрын

About space broadsides it's also cool as fuck

@ladyofthemasque 24 күн бұрын

There's a military science fiction series out there where the main character lets an enemy fleet advance after giving them a warning that they'll die if they continue...and when they do, darts their ship out ahead of them by about one (1) full lightmonth (the distance light travels in one Earthly month)...and then obliterates them with a weapon that has an overshoot range of approximately four (4) lightmonths. (Theirs Not To Reason Why is the name of the series.)

@remuslebeau6570 Ай бұрын

I bet the other Aliens are laughing their asses off at this one ror not doing his research.

@Ofxzh Ай бұрын

0:36 Gaming had (rest in peace) an answer to this, which was (again, rest in peace) splitscreen.

@togekiss1995 Ай бұрын

Oh god! Space Orcs make Animals!

@Monody512 20 күн бұрын

What you call _shedding dead skin_ I call *ablative armor.*

@BijouBellaRixp1 20 күн бұрын

2:45 I WAS SWALLOWING FOOD

@RasheedaParker-qn9ec Ай бұрын

Awesome 🤩

@freya002YT Ай бұрын

Nice

@snakerattleroll6678 Ай бұрын

:049 We gotta show Alien that episode of Star Trek that's about the Enterprise vs a Romulan Ship that's commanded by the same actor as Spock's dad.

@Daelyah Ай бұрын

**raises hand** Sorry, Mr. Alien, sir, I'm one of the results of "loving blorbos too much." Hyperfixation and maladaptive daydreaming are still addicting and difficult to break out of, even after a couple decades... So I have collected an ever-growing pile of blorbos. ... I'm still unsure if the recent meds will kick in properly, for a couple more months. Things misfire in my brain, all too often...and so I have, in equal measure, fallen back too often onto self-manufactured "happy chemicals" via the blorbo pile... ...life in general has become its own WIP. I do not wish this fate on anyone.

@bluelfsuma Ай бұрын

Oh balls. Someone else like me.