The Bit with the Ducks (James Veitch is a terrible roommate)

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James Veitch

James Veitch

3 жыл бұрын

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@wstavis3135
@wstavis3135 2 жыл бұрын
"Some of you spotted that loophole far quicker than she did" It cracks me up the way he pauses for that.
@jcpahman77
@jcpahman77 2 жыл бұрын
Or "you've already enjoyed that far more than she did"
@timbunker4061
@timbunker4061 2 жыл бұрын
It quacks me up!
@DragonSilverlight
@DragonSilverlight Жыл бұрын
He’s definitely quackers
@macsucktwice
@macsucktwice Жыл бұрын
Honestly my favorite part of the whole bit
@reneemallot4377
@reneemallot4377 Жыл бұрын
You mean it quacks you up, right?
@genesiswalker573
@genesiswalker573 3 жыл бұрын
Love the title. He knows it's iconic. He doesn't need to tell you anything more than "it's the duck bit".
@FantasticFabio
@FantasticFabio 3 жыл бұрын
Must've watched this 10 times at least, already. Still clicked. :D
@NutellaRLZ
@NutellaRLZ 3 жыл бұрын
Saw it and was like "oh yeah!"
@willmunoz1638
@willmunoz1638 3 жыл бұрын
The duck bit?? YES THE DUCK IN THE BIT!!! ahh, those ducks
@PotatoPothado
@PotatoPothado 3 жыл бұрын
*ONE* ... :)
@CookieTheSmolFox
@CookieTheSmolFox 3 жыл бұрын
Well his merch shop is weneedtotalkabouttheducks.com he really does know it's iconic.
@madperson876
@madperson876 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that his friend didn't even notice the loophole in what she said when she said "No more tiny ducks" and when she said that he could have one duck. As soon as I saw that she said one duck, I was just sat there like "Oh my god, he's gonna buy a giant inflatable duck that'll fill the bathroom..."
@kiarona.
@kiarona. 2 жыл бұрын
I originally thought he was going to buy a real duck that would shit all over the bathroom or something 🤣
@madperson876
@madperson876 2 жыл бұрын
@@kiarona. I'd say that even he wouldn't go to that extreme, but come to think of it, I wouldn't put it past him!
@ZpeedTube
@ZpeedTube 10 ай бұрын
Next step would have been: "No more plastic ducks!" 😁 🦆
@alakazamlover4908
@alakazamlover4908 10 ай бұрын
*Buys a rubber duck*@@ZpeedTube
@stevethepocket
@stevethepocket 10 ай бұрын
I figured it must be either that, or (since he'd already done the bigger-ducks joke) he would just get rid of all of them, causing her to go mad wondering where the hell he'd hidden the one remaining duck and turn the place upside-down looking for it.
@JorneDeSmedt
@JorneDeSmedt 3 жыл бұрын
I was honestly expecting a real life duck at the end.
@ellaenchanted2399
@ellaenchanted2399 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@jeanackle
@jeanackle 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't, but I like your imagination! :-D
@starwarsdude2225
@starwarsdude2225 3 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@19_meg_91
@19_meg_91 3 жыл бұрын
Same. Missed opportunity hahaha.
@merrywylder9623
@merrywylder9623 3 жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas
@kailcraftersf3507
@kailcraftersf3507 3 жыл бұрын
Now that's comedy, I don't care how many times I've seen it, gotta love the ducks 🐥🐥
@ducksinmyhead6320
@ducksinmyhead6320 3 жыл бұрын
I also like ducks mostly because there's like 30 of them in my head
@ecamiran4004
@ecamiran4004 3 жыл бұрын
When the video first aired, I went on Amazon to find the wholesale ducks. It became a thing between me and my sister with moving the ducks around our apartment. She's a teacher now and still keeps ducks around the classroom because it had such an impact on her. I wonder, however, how mt current housemates would react seeing as they don't know about the ducksm
@NoArtisticLimitation
@NoArtisticLimitation 3 жыл бұрын
(Firstly - I was gonna say that too. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen it, it’s still comedy gold) I bought ducks thanks to that video too. Every six months or so, when it comes up in my recommended, I watch, then re-find the ducks... I’m sure you can guess what’s about to happen next. Brb, gotta position some ducks. :)
@Phoenix-jf7kt
@Phoenix-jf7kt 3 жыл бұрын
I probably seen it more than enough but hey in a few weeks I'll watch it again 😄
@ducksinmyhead6320
@ducksinmyhead6320 3 жыл бұрын
@Emily Kuessner NOOOOO not the ducks jk
@superautobus
@superautobus 3 жыл бұрын
He genuinely didnt finish a single sentence, brilliant.
@NoArtisticLimitation
@NoArtisticLimitation 3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even have to. That’s how you know he has talent.
@IsiahTomas
@IsiahTomas 3 жыл бұрын
God, I missed looking for this every time I'd watch one of his videos. Thank you.
@kirin1230
@kirin1230 3 жыл бұрын
It's truly impressive. He's a great comedian.
@harveyprice8999
@harveyprice8999 3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t say the word duck until the message saying ,”we need to talk about the ducks.”
@SimoraCheeks1
@SimoraCheeks1 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 Nice catch!
@mandylatimer1607
@mandylatimer1607 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he smiles at the "Quackers!" at the end. He's so proud of himself
@wyattmason8838
@wyattmason8838 Жыл бұрын
my favorite part for sure
@Kronosdoesshit
@Kronosdoesshit Жыл бұрын
That part will always be legendary to me
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 3 жыл бұрын
PEOPLE THAT OWE ME MONEY (FOR DRUGS) (THAT I SOLD THEM) Too subtle.
@cloudyrae04
@cloudyrae04 2 жыл бұрын
I dont understand why that was funny? can you explain?
@taro9921
@taro9921 2 жыл бұрын
@@cloudyrae04 it is funny because he is prentendinf that he is a drug dealer, but he isn’t. so it is funny
@cloudyrae04
@cloudyrae04 2 жыл бұрын
@@taro9921 i know. i was joking. the original comment said it was too subtle so I made a joke pretending not to get it.
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 2 жыл бұрын
@@cloudyrae04 Could you explain what "joking" means?
@cloudyrae04
@cloudyrae04 2 жыл бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 being silly 😜
@nai_29
@nai_29 3 жыл бұрын
Now this is a good example of chaotic Good
@brinashiloff3439
@brinashiloff3439 3 жыл бұрын
No just chaotic
@hebl47
@hebl47 3 жыл бұрын
@@brinashiloff3439 Agreed. This is so chaotic, it breaks the good/neutral/evil classification.
@kiarona.
@kiarona. 3 жыл бұрын
@@brinashiloff3439 I was just about to comment the exact same thing!
@SplotchTheCatThing
@SplotchTheCatThing 3 жыл бұрын
Naw, I still think he's chaotic evil. He just dresses it up nicely :)
@badlydrawnturtle8484
@badlydrawnturtle8484 3 жыл бұрын
@@SplotchTheCatThing I'd say this is an excellent example of chaotic neutral.
@allykat2.015
@allykat2.015 4 ай бұрын
This fits Lucifer so well.
@ashesnowesong4129
@ashesnowesong4129 3 ай бұрын
Let's be real, Lucifer did this shit and it's why he's not with Lilith anymore.
@NotNaudiz
@NotNaudiz 3 ай бұрын
I love this comment out of context. And in context, but especially out of context.
@EliseArainai
@EliseArainai 3 ай бұрын
Btw, someone actually made a Hazbin Hotel animatic based on this bit, and it’s great! ^^
@fandomsfan1
@fandomsfan1 2 ай бұрын
Exactly. I have a playlist titled "Lucifer Morningstar" and this is the ONLY video in it.
@lonniebird4266
@lonniebird4266 2 ай бұрын
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@fearsomejinn2807
@fearsomejinn2807 3 жыл бұрын
everyone in the audience went out afterwards and bought as many tiny ducks as they could afford
@rpb8256
@rpb8256 3 жыл бұрын
Big ones to XD
@thedepression950
@thedepression950 3 жыл бұрын
The duck cult is getting bigger 😈
@Manj_J
@Manj_J 3 жыл бұрын
I want to buy as many tiny and big ducks as I can after watching this XD
@arjenmetsu6543
@arjenmetsu6543 3 жыл бұрын
How did he know
@rsrt6910
@rsrt6910 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest... I did.
@Geck0GC
@Geck0GC 3 жыл бұрын
The "a bit" in all lowercase is hilarious to me because he intended it to be lowercase and that's funny to me for some reason.
@rainy1835
@rainy1835 3 жыл бұрын
i think its funnier cause in text that sounds like hes saying it very quietly in my head for some reason.
@Geck0GC
@Geck0GC 3 жыл бұрын
@@rainy1835 I guess that might be the reason
@chri-k
@chri-k 3 жыл бұрын
But is is a “bit”.
@_IVXX
@_IVXX 3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious cuz it implies that this was far more casual than they was
@raswartz
@raswartz 2 жыл бұрын
@@chri-k good catch
@heatherspill5817
@heatherspill5817 3 жыл бұрын
Someone hid loads of tiny ducks around my college. It became a school wide game to find them and rehide them. Some of the teachers started to collect then in their offices, but other teachers would just return them to the students so the game continued!
@jeffthebloodthirsty9388
@jeffthebloodthirsty9388 2 жыл бұрын
That looks.... AMAZING
@camerondon3712
@camerondon3712 2 жыл бұрын
I want to do this in my college now. I'm sure my class, and maybe others, would agree to help.
@spritemon98
@spritemon98 2 жыл бұрын
Oh that's so cool and fun!!😁
@faolan2174
@faolan2174 Жыл бұрын
That's amazing!! XD if I was still in college I would totally do this.
@Tutelina
@Tutelina Жыл бұрын
my workplace has been doing this. Someone asked if it was a contest, but no we just think its funny.
@TesserId
@TesserId 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the duck cult is a masterpiece.
@Blockbuster-qx4xp
@Blockbuster-qx4xp 2 ай бұрын
🦆
@DNory
@DNory 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine making something that's so iconic that you can upload it as "the duck bit" and everybody knows what it is
@kzloyd75
@kzloyd75 3 жыл бұрын
I swear James has THE best timing of any comedian ever. The way he seamlessly connects his sentences with his visuals is absolutely perfect.
@Phyrre56
@Phyrre56 Жыл бұрын
He's figured out some magic formula of standing in front of a screen and letting the screen do most of the talking while he reacts to it. He has a few bits like this and they're all gold. It's like he's combined stand up comedy with scrolling through memes.
@xx_kay-animationz_xx
@xx_kay-animationz_xx 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you keep finding loop holes is amazing. Hundreds of ducks “No more tiny ducks” Three bigger ducks “No more ducks” “Can I have one more?” “One” ONE GIANT DUCK THAT TOOK UP THE WHOLE BATHROOM
@benjackson8731
@benjackson8731 Жыл бұрын
I mean conservation of mass is a thing
@emurphy42
@emurphy42 Жыл бұрын
And he didn't even start using fish yet
@Zenologia4673
@Zenologia4673 Жыл бұрын
“No more inflatable ducks!” *gets a real duck*
@HungerGamesFan88
@HungerGamesFan88 Ай бұрын
she had to know by that point the kind of guy he is, kind of on her tbh. lmao
@daneen2fabulous
@daneen2fabulous 3 жыл бұрын
My bf has an insane collection of tiny bathroom ducks and you just gave me a bunch of ideas LOL
@geoffsecombe
@geoffsecombe 3 жыл бұрын
Before launching any duck-based offensive operations you might want to check what originally inspired the duck collection. There's every chance it was this very clip. If it was, you are quite likely to find yourself up against a Master of the Duck Arts who has done an insane amount of preparation hoping for just such an opportunity. Proceed with caution.
@a_potat
@a_potat 3 жыл бұрын
Please let us know what happens next😂😂
@gimygaming8655
@gimygaming8655 3 жыл бұрын
@@geoffsecombe 😂
@thedepression950
@thedepression950 3 жыл бұрын
So after 2 months. What happened?
@user-mq3yz1ij2o
@user-mq3yz1ij2o 3 жыл бұрын
Hello , plz share ur story
@CSW_YT
@CSW_YT 3 жыл бұрын
James: You have my word... Everyone: Ok, what did you do this time?
@Tattooedgaymer
@Tattooedgaymer 3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I've seen this, I still bust out laughing
@savannahl4226
@savannahl4226 3 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
@orthusgames9888
@orthusgames9888 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this about 20 times now and I love it every time
@danny8284
@danny8284 2 жыл бұрын
burst*
@strawbz_saintz
@strawbz_saintz 2 жыл бұрын
i also bust out laughing
@bluesoulsession
@bluesoulsession 2 жыл бұрын
Just watched it again after a very long time…it comes back fresh and it’s still hysterically funny.
@jhnssch6744
@jhnssch6744 3 жыл бұрын
The initial upload got banned for being too duckcist for the censors in charge.
@chrisj4288
@chrisj4288 3 жыл бұрын
@Josiah Galicia did it? I don't think the originals are banned, james is just uploading all his stuff that's on other channels, onto his actual channel
@hiteshbhatt6445
@hiteshbhatt6445 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisj4288 yeah conan's channel had this video Btw, conan is great too
@CookieTheSmolFox
@CookieTheSmolFox 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisj4288 not banned, just deleted.
@littlemissbump100
@littlemissbump100 3 жыл бұрын
....
@kkkender
@kkkender 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisj4288 wait, you mean there're more James channels? Or you mean videos of James on other people's channels? Because if it is former, I clearly haven't been using youtube right all this time
@calasurien
@calasurien 3 жыл бұрын
James is just Loki messing with his adopted mother
@mailos1772
@mailos1772 3 жыл бұрын
Adoptive*
@akio_kuro
@akio_kuro 3 ай бұрын
😂
@Snowfang00andco
@Snowfang00andco Ай бұрын
I like to think that this is what happens when Freya and Loki share an apartment (his flatmate’s name is Freya 😂)
@ratkingsaz
@ratkingsaz 2 жыл бұрын
For a person who's pfp is a giant rubber duck, I have watched this several times and continue to love it every time
@Envy_May
@Envy_May Жыл бұрын
it sure is
@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS
@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS 10 ай бұрын
oh boy we are siblings
@want-diversecontent3887
@want-diversecontent3887 6 ай бұрын
Re-read this comment
@EzyPup
@EzyPup 6 ай бұрын
It’s not a duck anymore :(
@minutelearn179
@minutelearn179 2 ай бұрын
Good Omens!!!!
@gregiep
@gregiep 2 жыл бұрын
What I love about his comedy style is that he is able to so perfectly not finish sentences in a way that we all know exactly what he means, but it still comes off as if he’s nervous/unsure/hesitant. It’s a tough line to walk, and he NAILS it!
@CranesWing
@CranesWing 2 жыл бұрын
When my family found this bit a few years ago, we found it absolutely hilarious, so much so that we snuck a few hundred tiny rubber ducks into my brother's wedding. He and his wife thought it was great, we put them around his wedding cake and all around the reception tables. They bought a house, and when we went into the guest bathroom, it was decked out in duckies. This has served to be an awesome bit in our lives, thanks James Veitch!
@glowworm2
@glowworm2 3 жыл бұрын
This entire thing kills me, but I absolutely lose it every time the giant ducks show up. Then the "Can I have one duck in the bathroom?" part, you know exactly what's going to happen at this part but it's the perfect punchline to this fantastic setup.
@VixeyTeh
@VixeyTeh Жыл бұрын
Yep, you WANT it to happen!!! Then it does! And it is glorious!!!
@MiscellaneousMaZ
@MiscellaneousMaZ 4 ай бұрын
Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel...
@soulless_jake540
@soulless_jake540 2 ай бұрын
You read me like a book
@fandomsfan1
@fandomsfan1 2 ай бұрын
Yes! I have a playlist titled "Lucifer Morningstar" and this is the only video in it.
@MiscellaneousMaZ
@MiscellaneousMaZ 2 ай бұрын
@@fandomsfan1 that’s awesome🤣
@aylaleicht5511
@aylaleicht5511 Ай бұрын
Omg 😂
@neonshadow5005
@neonshadow5005 3 жыл бұрын
I love the end .. "can I have just one duck for the bathroom?" "ONE" " :) " And you know what's coming .. you're not sure how it's possible but .. James, this is one of the funniest things ever.
@phastinemoon
@phastinemoon 7 ай бұрын
The pause, though. Dramatic tension, building, and then, the payoff.
@sapphirexwind
@sapphirexwind 3 жыл бұрын
This is like what my friend did to her neighbor with gnomes in her garden... She moved them little by little everyday closer and closer to her front steps .
@unknownunknown37
@unknownunknown37 3 жыл бұрын
Hey James, I wanted to let you know that I and my family are fans of yours. I showed mom your imprisoned cat video last night, complete with the cameo add at the end. We then went to cameo and the price for your services didn't look too bad to her. What you would really enjoy, I think, is my mom really loved this skit here with the ducks. So when we saw your "Merchandise for Christmas" video, we were very interested in the shirts. Well, by the time we got to ordering the shirts you were out and we were sad. Well, then you came out with them again and, without my mom finding out you had em again, I ordered her one and gave it to her for mother's day. She was so happy and excited to receive that shirt. In fact, that mothers day is in her top two of favorite mothers days she's had. She also has a ton of ducks now that sit in the bathroom. Hers are all colors and designs though. She still buys ducks when she finds new ones she doesn't have yet. Thank you for doing what you do. You've been a blessing to us.
@bubzilla6137
@bubzilla6137 3 жыл бұрын
What a wholesome story! I love this! 🤗🤗🤗
@Nat_the_Chicken
@Nat_the_Chicken 3 жыл бұрын
"She still buys ducks when she finds new ones she doesn't have yet" This could turn into a problem
@Vagajammer
@Vagajammer 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nat_the_Chicken "Mum...we need to talk about the ducks."
@jamesveitch
@jamesveitch 2 жыл бұрын
ngl this story made my morning a bit better. :) thank you so much for writing this.
@unknownunknown37
@unknownunknown37 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesveitch You're welcome James. I'm glad to be an encouragement and to give back to you some. Btw, she just bought about 6 more ducks a few weeks ago.
@TerraXenia13
@TerraXenia13 2 ай бұрын
Sir. James, You are now gaining fame amongst the Hazbin Hotel Fans for this bit. thank you for your unwitting contribution. Sincerely, A fellow enjoyer of chaos.
@5h470wk1t3
@5h470wk1t3 3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely would love to hear from Freya herself about how she felt living with him lol
@kurofox2485
@kurofox2485 2 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@Dragonlover553
@Dragonlover553 Жыл бұрын
I’d love go see a live reaction to the skit.
@strixcz
@strixcz Жыл бұрын
For all we know she might not even be a real person and this might just be a brilliantly written comedy sketch. Still, I love it whether it actually happened or (more likely) not :D
@Joshuaposada
@Joshuaposada 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a classic incarnate
@cassidyho939
@cassidyho939 4 ай бұрын
Why Lilith Left Lucifer xD
@TieflingKumasi
@TieflingKumasi 3 жыл бұрын
“I got more” That always gets me more than it should
@browncoatkevin
@browncoatkevin 3 жыл бұрын
And thus, my cousin and her family descended upon my aunt's house with a box of one thousand tiny ducks from China. Said aunt was away on a cruise, and the cousin was house-sitting.
@fluffypuff766
@fluffypuff766 3 жыл бұрын
If someday James decide to give out autographs, I would pay to have it on a tiny duck
@emcat52
@emcat52 3 жыл бұрын
2:40 This part is pretty accurate to the movie considering that both ducks could totally fit on the raft.
@TheGodlyPineapple
@TheGodlyPineapple 2 жыл бұрын
This really annoys me since people don’t consider buoyancy
@emcat52
@emcat52 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGodlyPineapple There is a Mythbusters episode proving that they both could have fit. Season 10 episode 14
@TheGodlyPineapple
@TheGodlyPineapple 2 жыл бұрын
@@emcat52 well everyone knows they would’ve fit, but there wouldn’t be enough buoyancy to keep them completely out of the water
@emcat52
@emcat52 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGodlyPineapple They also proved that the door was buoyant enough to hold them both I believe. I’ll have to rewatch the episode when it becomes available to me again
@TheGodlyPineapple
@TheGodlyPineapple 2 жыл бұрын
@@emcat52 they proved that is was buoyant enough with life jackets under it, which they wouldn’t have really thought of
@carolinecheney
@carolinecheney 3 ай бұрын
I'm ded! Just came from a Hazbin Hotel animatic using this audio!
@remini255
@remini255 4 ай бұрын
Lucifer: 👍
@roboticdreamer
@roboticdreamer 10 ай бұрын
What makes this even funnier is that this is the he's not trolling a scam artist or obnoxious person (at least, from what we saw) like his other trolling videos. He just decided to mess with his roomate for no reason.
@tealnairn
@tealnairn 3 жыл бұрын
I DID IT. I LEGIT DID THIS AT MY SCHOOL WITH DUCKS
@hannahz3377
@hannahz3377 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@ManDancingMoji
@ManDancingMoji 3 жыл бұрын
please explain this in detail because i am VERY VERY intrigued
@music2012pink
@music2012pink 3 жыл бұрын
You must tell us more (and any evidence you could link) you can't leave us hanging like that
@kirin1230
@kirin1230 3 жыл бұрын
Please elaborate immediately
@spectreseed6029
@spectreseed6029 3 жыл бұрын
Evidence. We NEED evidence. Please tell me you got it on tape.
@aquaticaquamarine4181
@aquaticaquamarine4181 4 ай бұрын
Can someone do a hazbin Hotel Lucifer animated fit for this
@crazycat_4013
@crazycat_4013 4 ай бұрын
I would if it wasn't 6 mins long T-T
@NoArtisticLimitation
@NoArtisticLimitation 3 жыл бұрын
Fellow duck buyers, share your tales of merriment (and sometimes woe) this video has caused! I’ll start: So, after watching this video, the first thing I did was go out and buy like a half a dozen yellow, and half a dozen colored... and then put them around the house. It was so effective, when my sister went to america, she returned with a rubber duck for me... ... Mum, meanwhile, banished them to my room. So I’ve set aside a shelf specifically for ducks. Just did some spring cleaning, and managed to clean out some extra shelves... The newest shipment should be in soon. :)
@camerondon3712
@camerondon3712 2 жыл бұрын
I want to do this now. Just order a bunch of ducks, and place one in each room with an ever increasing amount per room over time. I'm sure my brother would love it.
@abby_dancer5684
@abby_dancer5684 2 жыл бұрын
We hid 100 ducks in my brother’s room…
@BrianOsler
@BrianOsler 2 жыл бұрын
I follow a streamer on Twitch who does PO Box openings every so often. Right now I’m on the second level and I think I may have already broke him. Oh, well, on to the massive one next. (Obviously I’ll link to this video with that final gift so he’ll finally have context.)
@missmagic707
@missmagic707 2 жыл бұрын
my friend showed me this video, we have sent each other random ducks in the post for years, so for their 30th, I rigged a box to explode when they opened it and they were showered with 30 tiny rubber ducks. It was glorious.
@clyne8835
@clyne8835 Жыл бұрын
I collect rubber ducks! Of all shapes and sizes. Not because of this skit. All of my ducks are unique with different designs and themes. Currently I have 17 of them that have been sourced from 6 different countries excluding my own :) my hope for this year was to expand my collection to 20, but considering it's August, and I'm unemployed, this probably won't happen. Oh well
@lifeforce7146
@lifeforce7146 3 жыл бұрын
I love your humour ! Doesn’t matter how many times I watch it !!
@lowellkennett6560
@lowellkennett6560 3 жыл бұрын
At some point you may find out it does matter how many times you watch it. You've been warned
@savannahl4226
@savannahl4226 3 жыл бұрын
OMG SAMEEE I have watched this video like ten times and it never gets old!
@emillian
@emillian 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel sad I just watch this again. No matter how many times I've watched it, it's still hilarious
@villagersupremacy5594
@villagersupremacy5594 3 жыл бұрын
Ok I’m currently at 4:11 and he said “ok no more tiny ducks” and I’m currently thinking “oh god he’s bringing in the big ducks”
@vasey7225
@vasey7225 3 жыл бұрын
I will never get over how short James looks in this bit.
@jamesveitch
@jamesveitch 3 жыл бұрын
Neither will i
@vasey7225
@vasey7225 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesveitch In all seriousness, how tall are you? Google is not giving me answers
@mrcakeday1439
@mrcakeday1439 3 жыл бұрын
@@vasey7225 you don’t ask that to someone who is not wearing their platform boots, Jay.
@kanyewest2729
@kanyewest2729 3 жыл бұрын
@@vasey7225 he looks 5'9
@Avarren
@Avarren Жыл бұрын
To be fair Conan O’Brien is 6’4”…
@Chris-em4hm
@Chris-em4hm 3 жыл бұрын
Wth I literally just watched a bunch of duck videos and now this! It's like I summoned the duck lord
@curiouskitten1665
@curiouskitten1665 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Nat_the_Chicken
@Nat_the_Chicken 3 жыл бұрын
You know that thing about folding a thousand paper cranes? If you use the duck pattern instead of the crane pattern, you end up with James Veitch in your house and he doesn't leave
@DragonsRuby
@DragonsRuby 3 жыл бұрын
*He is lord* *Duck is lord*
@jbg0801
@jbg0801 3 жыл бұрын
The bit with the ducks - incredible title! I love this video I've seen it a million times.
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 3 жыл бұрын
James on physics class be like: quarkers
@kempsymann
@kempsymann 2 жыл бұрын
James on religion be like: Quakers
@user-cd4bx6uq1y
@user-cd4bx6uq1y 2 жыл бұрын
Ayoo somebody saw my comment.
@TesserId
@TesserId 3 жыл бұрын
Never gets old.
@gemhunter498
@gemhunter498 3 жыл бұрын
Who in their right mind just disliked this 2 minutes after it was posted?
@Froggydoo251
@Froggydoo251 3 жыл бұрын
The roommates
@Charlie1875
@Charlie1875 3 жыл бұрын
@@Froggydoo251 or the mum
@mrkrunch4340
@mrkrunch4340 3 жыл бұрын
Geese Peace was never an option.
@Wavezzzz601
@Wavezzzz601 3 жыл бұрын
Flatmate Freya
@ungefeiert
@ungefeiert 3 жыл бұрын
Haters do be hatin' tho.
@LoveAhiru
@LoveAhiru 3 жыл бұрын
A reminder that you either loved or hated having James as a roommate during 2020 lockdown
@ChiakiNanami736
@ChiakiNanami736 3 жыл бұрын
During lockdown I would not be surprised if the flatmates start arranging the ducks, too 😜😼
@pandaqueen813
@pandaqueen813 Жыл бұрын
I'm worse than James.
@K.J.Ray421
@K.J.Ray421 2 жыл бұрын
When you've been laughing for 6 minutes straight, then look over to realize the dog is staring at you like you've gone completely insane. In my defense, he does that often though, I'm sure it means nothing.
@Tekkerue
@Tekkerue 3 жыл бұрын
James, we need to talk about you being the next doctor on Doctor Who. 😁
@minutelearn179
@minutelearn179 2 ай бұрын
Yes
@aste3032
@aste3032 3 жыл бұрын
This bit started an intern joke with my siblings and now 3 years later i own 84 rubberducks, it's amazing! Edit: Holy smokes that's a lot of likes, thanks guys ^^
@kaspercederlund4393
@kaspercederlund4393 3 жыл бұрын
Do the ducks from your different siblings have wars
@aste3032
@aste3032 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaspercederlund4393 actually no, they have now joined forces and are planning to take over the bathroom!
@NotApplicable2874
@NotApplicable2874 3 жыл бұрын
Your now-Siblings had to intern for the role before they got hired on as full-time Siblings?
@aste3032
@aste3032 3 жыл бұрын
@@NotApplicable2874 ofc! there was an audition week, lots of blood, sweat and rubberducks before i finally made my decision. Then they became interns and after a month I decided to give them the full-time gig ^^
@hectorskmetija3015
@hectorskmetija3015 3 жыл бұрын
This is the only downside of living alone. No one I can do this too BUT I still have 6 ducks 🦆
@sfoster.23
@sfoster.23 3 жыл бұрын
“I staged Nuremburg in the bath”
@bamagirl098
@bamagirl098 2 жыл бұрын
THE DUCKS IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! THATS WHERE I LOST IT
@remini255
@remini255 4 ай бұрын
This guy got sent to hell not cause he did anything wrong but cause Lucifer wanted to hang with him
@Rxsky-xh7vd
@Rxsky-xh7vd 4 ай бұрын
SO REALLL
@ARKGAMING
@ARKGAMING 3 жыл бұрын
This thing is the best video I've ever watched. It's the 10th time I'm watching it, the re-upload is exactly the excuse I needed.
@glennisdamenace
@glennisdamenace Жыл бұрын
I love how he didn't really get a crowd reaction with the ducks as ghosts for Halloween, so he just paused an extra long time with ducks with TP on them because it's hilarious.
@invervluck2899
@invervluck2899 Жыл бұрын
A couple of my friends and I got inspired by this video, so we bought over 1000 tiny pink ducks, which we hid all over our high school. It was great ;)
@johnchessant3012
@johnchessant3012 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked this knowing exactly what it is, and am glad to have rewatched it.
@benjaminjohnson-martin1248
@benjaminjohnson-martin1248 Жыл бұрын
"I staged Nuremberg in the bath."
@sethmoran8321
@sethmoran8321 2 жыл бұрын
When I'm depressed, I just watch this video again. It's still amusing no matter how many times I watch it. James Veitch - one of the greatest comedians of all time.
@hobbitjj
@hobbitjj 3 жыл бұрын
This man is brilliant. Love the humor, and would love him as a roommate. James you are funny af.
@FeliceJaganshi
@FeliceJaganshi 3 ай бұрын
The real reason Lilith left. I love Lucifer so much!
@Emilpoika
@Emilpoika 2 жыл бұрын
Music overview: @2:30 - Titanic ducks: @3:09 - Marching ducks: "O Fortuna" (Orff's Carmina Burana) @4:21 - Three big ducks: "Va, pensiero" (Chorus of the Hebrew Slaves - Giuseppe Verdi: Nabucco) (Thanks to Adam Liske) @5:19 - Biggest duck: "Zadok the Priest" (Händel's Coronation Anthem No. 1) Together we can fin out!
@adamliske
@adamliske Жыл бұрын
Three big ducks: Va, pensiero (Chorus of the Hebrew Slaves) - Giuseppe Verdi: Nabucco -
@Emilpoika
@Emilpoika Жыл бұрын
@@adamliske Thank you! I've updated the list ☻
@Helpoca
@Helpoca Жыл бұрын
@@adamliske love you! Looking for it for months!
@freddiespreckley6324
@freddiespreckley6324 6 ай бұрын
5:19 - Surely you mean Zaduck the Priest?
@minutelearn179
@minutelearn179 2 ай бұрын
@@freddiespreckley6324 Exactly what I thought!!!
@alyx6427
@alyx6427 6 ай бұрын
holy crap how did she not spot that loophole 😭
@AdMiKa
@AdMiKa Ай бұрын
“…so that’s what rubber ducks are for. Interesting.” - Arthur Weasley
@pridecat
@pridecat 4 ай бұрын
god i watched and forgot about this video years ago but immediately after watching hazbin hotel i realized how coded this is for lucifer & lilith. the real reason they divorced. you can’t tell me it’s not canon idc.
@j22mattones
@j22mattones 3 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of my all-time favorite bits of all comedians I've ever seen.
@NienozinElectronicPlackozin
@NienozinElectronicPlackozin 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite thing ever!!! I always show my new friends this because it's hilarious!!! ❤️❤️❤️
@Lovelylizb
@Lovelylizb Ай бұрын
Brilliant comedy!! Years later, I’m still cracking up 🤣
@shadowsteed15
@shadowsteed15 2 жыл бұрын
I think I would have adored watching the little ducks’ “adventures” every day. :D
@charliepope6856
@charliepope6856 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of time I’ve watched this and still haven’t stopped laughing
@turnergonzalez5009
@turnergonzalez5009 3 жыл бұрын
Some person: ONE duck This Guy: oh I see u just want ONE ok, one
@leobabymst
@leobabymst 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just so good. I can’t stop laughing. The buildup. The loopholes. Quackers! 💛
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
I dunno why, but I always love how he says "one two three four five- six bags of flour" at 0:35
@annarose2714
@annarose2714 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the inspiration to prank my newlywed friends with 50 tiny ducks in their getaway car. The bride's brother helped me place them, and it may take a while for them to find them all. 😂
@ZincOxideGinger
@ZincOxideGinger 3 жыл бұрын
Every time I see this in my feed I watch it. Over 50 times at least. Kinda addicted now. Just like a dealer, the first duck is free
@corig1939
@corig1939 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw this for the first time, i thought this response to the ONE duck was gonna be a REAL duck swimming in the bathtub
@PrinceLuigii
@PrinceLuigii Жыл бұрын
I"m going to be honest, last year because of this vid I covered my mom's house in little painted rubber ducks as a mother's day gift. I started with one out in the open that had a note attached to it "Hey, you found me, congrats, go find my family, there's 100 of us". She really loved the ducks. Thanks for the inspiration
@danielcole3508
@danielcole3508 2 жыл бұрын
"Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?" - Arthur Weasley
@littleowl22778
@littleowl22778 3 жыл бұрын
This always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I watch it.
@zeroshadow2468
@zeroshadow2468 2 жыл бұрын
This is just absolutely quackers!
@curlycurls429
@curlycurls429 2 жыл бұрын
“No more tiny ducks” yes I got that loop hole immediately 😂😂😂
@pokemonmaster9593
@pokemonmaster9593 3 жыл бұрын
Guessing the ducks asked KZfaq to remove it?
@eriknystrom9293
@eriknystrom9293 3 жыл бұрын
I guess it was Nuremberg who got him in big trouble after all. Not good.
@alcupone6462
@alcupone6462 3 жыл бұрын
Legendary masterpiece of a twisted mind! Thank you for reuploading this brilliant show.
@dreamfoxgirl
@dreamfoxgirl Жыл бұрын
I wish i knew the music that was playing starting from 3:11 because it fits so well with all the ducks lining up. This is a really good bit and i always love watching the duck part over and over again.
@MoonGhost54
@MoonGhost54 3 ай бұрын
Carmina Burana: O Fortuna. It might be a cover, but that’s the original song
@timor64
@timor64 9 ай бұрын
I think one of the cleverest parts of this is they way we are drawn in at 1:38 with "but I don't have any toileteries" because the visual image of the ducks is so dramatic that we suspend disbelief. Of course he has toileteries - even if it's only toothpaste, but our eyes over-rule us with the ducks. He never even says "ducks", he instead says "I just filled mine with as many as I could" and lets our mind do the rest. There was likely no Flatmate Freyer either. It's an absolutely brilliant piece of writing, construction and presentation. Genius work James thank you. I laugh so much whenever i watch it.
@porterchrism5119
@porterchrism5119 2 жыл бұрын
That "hooray" at 1:35 has me dead 😂
@wendy4324
@wendy4324 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this so many times, and it’s just as funny each time
@angela_flute52689
@angela_flute52689 Жыл бұрын
If he gets snow where he lives and has the same roommates, he needs "McLows The Original SnowBuddy Snowball Kit" in the duck shape. I also want one. The Facebook ad shows people making little ducky armies outside with it--lawns, cars, curbs, parking machines, etc.
@alessandroditerlizzi569
@alessandroditerlizzi569 Жыл бұрын
This sketch was done just for that single line "quackers" Admit it xD
@bicyclist2
@bicyclist2 Жыл бұрын
Some "artist" years ago, as a joke, put a giant duck the size of a big boat in a European city harbor. It got a lot of photos taken of it. Thanks.
@_names_
@_names_ 2 жыл бұрын
i love this. i was sent this bc my discord pfp was a duck. greatest thing ever
@roberthawkins2628
@roberthawkins2628 16 күн бұрын
Because of this video, I have a giant duck on my dining room table that I’ll be putting in my bosses office tomorrow.
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