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Jerrod Carmichael - I Will Definitely Cheat On My Wife
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6 жыл бұрын#JerrodCarmichael on Canada being too nice, when cheating is okay, and why he'll probably make a Tinder profile.
Jerrod Carmichael stand up performance from the Just for Laughs Festival in 2014.
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@iwantwinnersproduxtions 5 жыл бұрын
He has a delivery where he doesn’t care if the audience laughs because it’s funny to him either way 🤣
@saltyseadog4719 5 жыл бұрын
I love it
@rimakhuleelai4499 5 жыл бұрын
So true lmfao
@IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 жыл бұрын
That's confidence
@benjistevens 5 жыл бұрын
True
@zanzibar6508 4 жыл бұрын
@@saltyseadog4719 same here
@greenAbbot 2 жыл бұрын
I’m here from the future to tell you you’re not going to cheat on your wife, Jerrod.
@WonLotto100M 2 жыл бұрын
And that his performance on SNL after the Will Smith slap would propel his career to unfathomable heights!
@ashleydavis2970 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I was looking for this comment.
@Tharvey83 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@sedi2066 2 жыл бұрын
💀
@JessyVSmith 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@kwakekamdivasi591 6 жыл бұрын
'he is a decent human being with a few flaws...' I died!
@Jason_Van_Stone 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no!! You died?!?!????
@araweelospirit4180 5 жыл бұрын
Kwakeka Mdivasi the fact that he came out as a downlow brother makes this a very sad joke
@laurencameron3150 5 жыл бұрын
Araweelo Spirit Really!? So someone found out that he’s gay!? Wow! He’s still funny so 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
@araweelospirit4180 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren Cameron erm actually he didn’t say he was gay. He said he has hooked up with guys and is bi. Maybe look at the issues with STD and downlo brothers. Fine for someone to be gay or bisexual but the moment they do with without being open and honest is the reason we have STD numbers going crazy
@raemin-laanmcneil8449 3 жыл бұрын
@@araweelospirit4180 Ummm......men that hooks up with men is still gay. Okay, he's "bi" but what real woman who KNOWS a man is messing with other men would deal with him??? Not a real woman. I should know because I made that mistake but I didn't know. Thank God I walked away with my son instead of a death sentence. Now I know if I meet a man to be aware. Because if I KNEW I wouldn't of EVER hooked up with my childs father. Now I gotta one day sit my son down on some real shit. He's not there for my son, and neither is his family. He's too busy sucking on men and a glass pipe.
@thedoer2953 6 жыл бұрын
He delivers his comedy without being loud. I like him
@LeroyThompson462 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@onlyrog5 4 жыл бұрын
Helps for old man ears
@jordandavis3867 4 жыл бұрын
Like Kevin Hart..who thinks talking loud and sounding like a child is going to make him funny.
@Writer341 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan Davis thank you for saying that. Kevin Hart is not funny. He was forced on us from 2009-present. He is not funny
@jordandavis3867 4 жыл бұрын
@@Writer341 since Dave Chapellle and Christ Tucker and these guys came back. Kevin Hart can't get a seat at the table. People began to remember what funny really looks like and realised Kevin ain't it.
@fadethechannel 6 жыл бұрын
You would swear this dude has been doing comedy for 20+ years with his timing, pacing, delivery, setups, inflections, etc...this dude is a natural..
@Rozzado 5 жыл бұрын
So true, that calm demeanor definitely does that.
@liammcfadyen7227 5 жыл бұрын
He's the Jeff Goldblum of comedy.
@SandStormXII 5 жыл бұрын
Ye love his style
@frilanstranslator 5 жыл бұрын
I found It boring. The jokes and the pace.
@BryantJ31 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's heavily influenced by Jerry Seinfeld
@YRTEverything 6 жыл бұрын
He has a Lecturer speech-flow and tone.
@bobbiusshadow6985 6 жыл бұрын
first time seeing his comedy, and yeah, I had the same "feeling" about it
@boboat86 6 жыл бұрын
It false tho...he is not deep enough for it so his poise is overemphasized
@andreasoto7491 5 жыл бұрын
He has said that he used to watch a lot of speeches.
@jamescarter3196 5 жыл бұрын
@@boboat86 "his poise is overemphasized"? No, you're trying way too hard to find something to criticize, and all you can come up with is trying to spin it so his excellent timing and clear diction aren't 'qualities' but are instead "false". Guess what: it's a practiced comedy performance you're watching, not a conversation you're having with an individual. Standup comedy is inherently 'false'.
@boboat86 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamescarter3196 I'm not trying hard at all his timing is not good its a way to waste time....he has alot of awkward silences and his joke dont hit heavy enough for them.....on not hating or trying anything everytime I see him I feel the same way...hes not hilarious
@guru_basketball_kiero 6 жыл бұрын
The Tiger Woods part gets me all the time! "They GAVE him another car"
@poopnugget7225 5 жыл бұрын
He was talking about the kid in class who would kill everybody but he literally sounds just like him
@papersoldier7 5 жыл бұрын
Great minds think alike...serial killers don't see people just targets
@tumisomarebane2536 4 жыл бұрын
Lolest
@gkus7008 4 жыл бұрын
Nah
@adamtschmidt4303 4 жыл бұрын
i THOUGHT THAT WAS PART OF THE JOKE!
@spacemonkey9000 4 жыл бұрын
Talk about what you know.
@sdprz7893 6 жыл бұрын
You don’t laugh at his jokes you laugh at how uncomfortable he makes the audience Legend in the making
@luckbuckbeatz007 5 жыл бұрын
SDPRZ absolutely
@papalannister6730 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, I laughed at the jokes...
@ma2443 5 жыл бұрын
if only that concept could be applied to me during school smh
@laterskater_indiegame5369 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that uncomfortable. Great jokes.
@floydedwards3511 4 жыл бұрын
His delivery is definitely legendary.
@thomasmullaney3472 5 жыл бұрын
God, this man is practically a sociology professor.
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Mullaney Chris Rock was doing that in the 90s. Observational comedy is still my favorite.
@brucelston 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Were you expecting him to talk like Prezodunt
@MAGGIE-lq8st 2 жыл бұрын
Jerrod used to attend my church home (Union chapel baptist church in NC) , along with his parents who still attend. His mom has always been so kind and warm with her words and hugs ❤️ Always rooting for me and supporting me. Definitely know where he gets his charm from. Much love jerrod👍🏽❤️ we are all so so proud of you! ❤️
@avenuerage5859 6 жыл бұрын
Well written thoughts is his comedy. It's like he's telling the shit in his Diary
@djmaxabel 5 жыл бұрын
Lool
@annaj5095 2 жыл бұрын
After watching his new special, this joke hits different. 🤣🤣🤣 I love him and prayers for your continued healing!!!!
@Tia-Marie 5 жыл бұрын
"I wanna do it [adultery] with class like a Kennedy" ..."I don't think you should cheat on your wife unless you've earned it" XD
@Wynter_Heat 4 жыл бұрын
👏🏾 bring integrity back into adultery.
@gianmisso4965 2 жыл бұрын
I will always love Jerrod. He definitely has to edit this joke now. “I will definitely cheat on my wife….Because I’m gay.”
@sibusiso2841 2 жыл бұрын
"I understand why someone would cheat on their wife"
@growsinhouseherbiculturali1100 Жыл бұрын
Maybe that was what he really meant?
@toobasaurus23 5 жыл бұрын
He should narrate Audio books. He has a silky smooth voice.
@nachoabellafalgueras8137 3 жыл бұрын
He should voice skits in a Grammy winning rap album
@alansjf33 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. I just realize just how exhausting this pretending to be straight must have been. It even forced him to pretend to be straight in his comedy. I guess as a straight man , I never had to think about that before. For us , it was a good set , but for him , it was a reminder of his constantly having to pretend he wasn’t gay. Interesting . Good joke though. Timing is always masterful.
@jsogman 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this insight ! It's hard to imagine. 💔 most of your life has to be edited and prepared for others and you have to keep your "story strait" I mean, im also strait and can't say how it might begin to feel but that would be hard enough, to put on a persona, but one that gets to the core of who you are and who you love . That's insane and goes to show how hard it feels to come out in alot of society, to have to suffer through all that for years ... just wow..
@juantheard. 5 жыл бұрын
His voice and slow inflections make me think ‘Black Jeff Goldblum’
@tiptip5491 5 жыл бұрын
That's it! I couldn't put my finger on it. Thanks
@saltyseadog4719 5 жыл бұрын
Lol kinda
@jj00757 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@LeroyThompson462 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Be1smaht 4 жыл бұрын
No hes not the black version of a white guy. Hes himself
@cp_digital 6 жыл бұрын
The joke about adultery was made into an episode on "the Carmichael show". Jerrod has a great comedy mind.
@cocoyeabroom2505 6 жыл бұрын
all his jokes a made into an episode on the show
@tupd 6 жыл бұрын
You must be one of the three people who watch that show.
@ascend3654 6 жыл бұрын
a young dave chappelle for sure
@tupd 6 жыл бұрын
w1sdom99 you must hate chapelle to say that
@ascend3654 6 жыл бұрын
LD51 - lol youre a little sensitive i see. ill get out of the way so you can continue to hate.
@OBENSquad_21 5 жыл бұрын
This is not comedy this is an experience, dude literally just talks to you 😂😂
@5822huron 4 жыл бұрын
I would want my $ back
@SapkaliAkif 5 жыл бұрын
This is the silent dude in the theatre arts class and I love it
@chugrooster2 2 жыл бұрын
The whole 'cheating on my wife' bit takes on a new dimension now we know.... good for you buddy. Gay and proud x
@jeanlobrot 2 жыл бұрын
His pre-come out standup has taken on a whole new light
@jg5232 6 жыл бұрын
I saw him live 5 years or so ago when he opened for Daniel tosh in Detroit, and he was better than tosh
@saltyseadog4719 5 жыл бұрын
Damm son fr?
@dakritic 3 жыл бұрын
No surprise
@mexiguero646 3 жыл бұрын
Well tosh sucks so....
@swagzilla3000 5 жыл бұрын
I dont always laugh at jerrod Carmichael but im always extremely captivated, like i hang on to every word and really think about what hes saying
@OfficialDrizzyTayy 4 жыл бұрын
His tone is soft, he’s not yelling, he doesn’t over sell or make his jokes extra! His delivery is excellent
@brucelston 4 жыл бұрын
Opposite of joe rogan.
@lisaconnelly5443 4 жыл бұрын
“That didn’t deserve the applause.” When you have to check the audience
@mastershake2073 5 жыл бұрын
He has extremely interesting and respectable chemistry with the audience, an audience of that size too
@brandenlopez7407 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he went to college to be a comedian
@M0chaJ0J0 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂
@jayl4487 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏
@imar3248 2 жыл бұрын
PHD in comedy
@mistaneo 9 ай бұрын
Yes he really does
@PureNRG2 2 жыл бұрын
Just discovering this guy now because of his appearance on SNL. He’s very subtly a pure comedic genius.
@WonLotto100M 2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@snowman4427 2 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t funny at all
@miguel111093 6 жыл бұрын
There is some hard truth here
@b3at2 6 жыл бұрын
miguel111093 jokes are never the Truth... Relax
@davidearle7209 6 жыл бұрын
JRLM you should watch a george carlin stand up and come back and tell me what you learned lol. The best jokes are just the truth with a punchline.
@b3at2 6 жыл бұрын
E.J. Craig never take jokes as gospel. Never use jokes as confirmation of your own mental state... Even though thats what humans inheritly do.. always looking for confirmation and a leader.. the relief that comes with the thought "I feel the same way".
@miguel111093 6 жыл бұрын
JRLM I know not all jokes are based on reality but some are truths simply masked in humor. I didn't say I would do what he said but it does happen.
@b3at2 6 жыл бұрын
miguel111093 never take another mans humor as gospel... Unless you prescribed to his cult... following...i.e worship. Like trump followers.
@Myunsolicitedthoughts 5 жыл бұрын
10 years past the life expectancy in my old neighborhood🤣🤣🤣🤣 shit was shockingly sad and hilarious
@liallmiller8275 4 жыл бұрын
Damn this dude does his comedy effortlessly, great sense of humor
@aquawaterstone8100 5 жыл бұрын
Love this man...superb timing and intelligent humor.😍👏🏾
@mikefarrar3403 2 жыл бұрын
He almost slipped and said grinder
@Coolrunnings007 2 жыл бұрын
Bro he would definitely cheat on his wife 😂😂 and we know why cause he likes them dudes.
@thescoobymike Жыл бұрын
and now we know why
@PaulVRo 6 жыл бұрын
why is his voice so mezmerizing?!?!
@Amburmist 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree!! I could listen to him for hours! Its so smooth and velvety and just deep enough. He enunciates so clearly, the pace and tone are just right and he doesn't throw in a bunch of slang or unnecessary vulgarity. This is the first I've ever heard of him. Ima have to look up more of his videos, see if he's consistent comedywise. But I agree, his voice is amazing! 🗣♥️
@xInsanityx100 2 жыл бұрын
This hits different. Congrats on feeling like yourself now, Jerrod!
@stephanieclark6154 2 жыл бұрын
Rothanial
@mdavis3262 4 жыл бұрын
He tells his standup like a professor lecturing a class
@jamerson808 4 жыл бұрын
His eye contact with the audience speaks volume to his confidence
@tehyierd2377 2 жыл бұрын
This has new meaning, given his recent disclosure. He is definitely going to cheat on his wife.
@darrylthompson7509 5 жыл бұрын
Him: *I'll cheat on my wife with class like a Kennedy* Others: *I'll cheat on my wife with class like a Clinton*
@tizodd6 2 жыл бұрын
I guess now we know he'd cheat on her with a dude lol 🤣😂
@cjmacklin1861 5 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, the black Jeff Goldblum
@ronblack2700 4 жыл бұрын
I like this dude. It’s like we are at a lecture with some comedy added? Very smooth.
@keyokei 5 жыл бұрын
he has the vocal inflections of donald glover and i love that
@Jeanene602 5 жыл бұрын
His calm delivery and delay reminds me of Jeff Goldblum
@ainashtleubayeva2678 3 жыл бұрын
I like this slow and calm type of comedians
@quinceyb921 2 жыл бұрын
the clues were right in front of us. We know for sure he'd cheat on his wife 😂
@oc4515 4 жыл бұрын
I love his voice and delivery. Good shit
@dirksiedler1397 2 жыл бұрын
After coming out as gay, I definitely believe him that he’s cheating on his wife
@miladragon 5 жыл бұрын
No one gonna mention he's swiping the wrong way?
@bilialeilan9038 5 жыл бұрын
Who cares
@missundies 5 жыл бұрын
Trying to be funny?
@condoningchaos4789 4 жыл бұрын
Came just for this, someone had to say it
@ebonyhines2154 2 жыл бұрын
Jerrod is hilarious, his delivery tickles me lol
@ElleBoogie_ 5 жыл бұрын
Not for nothing, Jerrod seems like the type of guy that will cheat and no one believes it bc he doesn't seem like 'the type.' Then, he talks about it in a matter-of-fact kind of way, that makes you want to slap him across the face. 😂
@missundies 5 жыл бұрын
@zaituni bakari What? lol.
@flipk6486 4 жыл бұрын
He likes men actually
@inmytelfar9724 5 жыл бұрын
8 seconds in and I’m like this is Darius from Atlanta.
@GreasyMooseKnuckle69 5 жыл бұрын
“As if it made a difference”
@forrestvision1905 6 жыл бұрын
"...and a Buick." is just funny man." - Patrice O'neal
@anantprakashsingh8777 6 жыл бұрын
Forrest Vision "man, I'm a comedy genius" patrice o'neal
@FinneySP 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand how this is good. He just confidantly delivers sub par jokes.
@JuicyMcnamus 5 жыл бұрын
You just explained how it's good
@FinneySP 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no your one of them deconstruction junkies. Please research irony poisoning and realize that there is a point you deconstruct the substance and sincerity out of things.
@JuicyMcnamus 5 жыл бұрын
@@FinneySP fine since you want to feign ignorance.. when a comic is confident you laugh at the jokes even if they are just ok.. but when a comic has decent delivery his hilarious jokes can fall flat this is because stage presence and controlling the room is a big part of stand up there are plenty of everyday funny people who cant just go do comedy because of this. If it helps go to amateur night at your local comedy club it's much easier to spot with no name comedians
@FinneySP 5 жыл бұрын
JuicyMcnamus that’s for basic lowest common denominator laughters who just end up in their local scenes. I don’t laugh at that stuff and it saddens me a lot of people fall for that lower level parlor trick. Real Comedians and comics don’t respect that stuff, man. His show was good but his stand up prominenced was rushed.
@shezmeister2771 5 жыл бұрын
I love his voice.
@paullebon323 2 жыл бұрын
What wife?
@redunkulous9901 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, he's going to cheat on his wife alright...
@redunkulous9901 2 жыл бұрын
Because he gay
@olajimohmj 2 жыл бұрын
This aged well........
@janiceg8120 2 жыл бұрын
In hindsight we know why he would cheat on his hypothetical “wife”
@AAmoroso 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best disguise Jeff Goldblum has ever worn.
@adh.doomer3331 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window..
@lucimontanez39 4 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious... I would totally cheat on him as my husband with integrity 🤣🤣🤷
@lucarossi8442 4 жыл бұрын
Well at least you would still have your integrity...so it woukd be fine...I think😏
@schoppepetzer9267 5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Tinder needs a "maybe" :)
@thobisilelungie6292 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I like him so much 😂😂😂❤
@ossokage970 2 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony…
@Xara_K1 2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough Jerrod never seemed straight to me so when i watched this I remember thinking about how that poor woman would be with a DL man. Good for him for living his truth and all the best to him.
@abolishpolice5232 5 жыл бұрын
so basically his hot take on cheating is "it's not bad if ur rich"
@eddfelix8857 5 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle vibes ❤️✌️✌️
@thacrypt223 4 жыл бұрын
"(...)And then those faces don't reappear until 3 in the morning(...)"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marthal8862 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing he'll never have a wife huh? :)
@carlofine3037 2 жыл бұрын
Aged interestingly
@teddy9267 4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I love the sound clarity and crispy voice
@FlickSh0tt 5 жыл бұрын
The 3 in the morning part killed me 🤣🤣
@Judexxxxxjjjjj 2 жыл бұрын
He cheats because hes not into women
@socialmediaego 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@njabulozungu2527 2 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@lousyacrobat 5 жыл бұрын
such confidence from such a young comic
@annchovie8748 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of those bits that I think about at random all the time
@juberthubberly7776 5 жыл бұрын
"Aggressive, mindless whore sex" I SCREAMED🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
@waynepayne9875 2 жыл бұрын
He has that rare norm quality where you don't care if the audience laughs because you believe in your bit.
@xInsanityx100 2 жыл бұрын
All the homophobes coming in here to shame him but it’s just putting the man in the algorithm 💯
@Goshin89 2 жыл бұрын
They all go f themselves. My ninja is successful as shit.
@xInsanityx100 2 жыл бұрын
@M.A.P. Investments Research Look at “Newest first” comments
@xInsanityx100 2 жыл бұрын
@M.A.P. Investments Research You’re an idiot.
@fatimayamin971 4 жыл бұрын
Why is his voice so soothing
@melvonjohnson5711 3 ай бұрын
When I have insomnia, I just listen to Jerrod jokes and i could sleep better.
@RogerMance 6 жыл бұрын
Does he remind anybody else of a calmer, quieter Patrice Oneal?
@armando1is1great 6 жыл бұрын
Roger Mance truth bombs, real, divisive. I see it. Rip Patrice
@wse2175 6 жыл бұрын
Not as good though
@calebdavis381 6 жыл бұрын
not really. patrice goes after the crowd with his jokes and uses them as an example. carlmichael has a great delivery and a great art of storytelling and that why he can tune in his audience even if he is not funny . i dont think they are comparable
@d-rak6920 6 жыл бұрын
Closest thing to Patrice would be Corey Holcomb #5150
@steezy7460 6 жыл бұрын
Nawwwwwww Patrice is wayyyy more raunchy
@utubit22 6 жыл бұрын
falling asleep watching this. surprised at all the positive commentary. might have to give him another chance another time
@Jimmy_Watt 6 жыл бұрын
Sen Chi My thoughts exactly.
@jamesh.4375 5 жыл бұрын
Surprised by all the love for this guy too...he's just whatevs imho
@StevieB93 5 жыл бұрын
Sen Chi Jerrod sucks. His comedy sucks. I’ve watched some of his shows and I did not chuckle at all.
@ousmanediakhaby8339 3 жыл бұрын
The last joke got me 😂😂
@MoneyIsSilver 3 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comic out there right now.
@jaychildz 6 жыл бұрын
I just imagine him cheating on Maxine 🤷🏾♂️
@estefaniacabrera8720 5 жыл бұрын
It’s so refreshing to see a black comedian that writes jokes that have nothing to do with race! So many comedians use that as a crutch and it’s just lazy writing. Jerrod might be my favorite comedian currently
@blackagentsmith3562 4 жыл бұрын
When everyone accepts their is only one race, called the human race, I will agree with you
@eclipse98100 5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to him all dayyyy
@jessielewis4057 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, algo
@cool08player 6 жыл бұрын
Love his style 😂😂😂
@alyousuf 2 жыл бұрын
wife joke didnt age well
@tahseenthedream 3 жыл бұрын
“That didn’t deserve the applause “ 🤣😂
@TK-yh4hn 2 жыл бұрын
The tone of his voice truly adds to his humor. Also, he's absolutely correct 😜
@MATEYO00 2 жыл бұрын
This aged well
@jms1263 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think you’re gonna have a wife, Jerrod…
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