An update to my "Johnny Lawrence Insulting People For 6 Minutes Straight" video with added Season 3 insults... Hope you enjoy!
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@fbxpanda3 жыл бұрын
Johnny literally cured Miguel’s asthma and made him walk again, he’s one of the best doctors in the world
@v_arkhqm3 жыл бұрын
Doctors and dentists hate him
@v_arkhqm3 жыл бұрын
(He fixed Miguel’s teeth when he had braces)
@jhovieveenomed4233 жыл бұрын
Not be a pussy for motivation hahahah
@johnlombardi34553 жыл бұрын
🤣
@MrsFrisky9183 жыл бұрын
Strait up fax
@caleblee4753 жыл бұрын
“Gender what is this a prank call” one of the best lines in the show
@xnet_cascade62573 жыл бұрын
Political Correctness does not exist in this dojo does it!
@caleblee4753 жыл бұрын
@@xnet_cascade6257 No Sensei
@stevevigilante99443 жыл бұрын
@@caleblee475 good
@xGhostNappa3 жыл бұрын
Or when he tells hawk to get off the spectrum asap
@Speedy-COC3 жыл бұрын
Might have been moon right?
@stinkerbellsm0m3 жыл бұрын
" Are you losers?!" "No Sensei!!!" "Are you nerds?!" "No Sensei!!!" "Are you sure?!" "No Sensei!!!" 🤦
@angelmacias78183 жыл бұрын
The most disappointing thing ever happened in Johnny’s life
@josephperrier11993 жыл бұрын
That was gold.
@Mina-ok5qm3 жыл бұрын
That was too funny
@katiematkowski74782 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 ❤️
@Sh4d0wR3v3n4nt2 жыл бұрын
the student after taking 10 seconds to reconnect to there surroundings: god fucking damnit
@MinimiMax3 жыл бұрын
What really drew me in when I started watching this show is how Johnny had good intentions but was just unable to get out of that bully mentality. My favorite moment from the first season was how he called online bullies pussies, not because they were bullies but because they didn't do it to the target's face.
@brandonadrien34763 жыл бұрын
Or how he smacked a kid's books out his hands at Miguel's school out of habit
@CombatSportsNerd2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonadrien3476 One of my favorite gag scenes from him
@brandonadrien34762 жыл бұрын
@@CombatSportsNerd That and when he told Miguel to get rid of asthma, peanut allergies and other made up bs
@AeternusNox.2 жыл бұрын
Johnny is the human example of a pit bull, and what happens when a pit bull is forced to fight it's whole life.
@johnnysalami272 жыл бұрын
Not sure if it’s bully mentality but rather that kids today are soft and if you think being called a pussy is being a bully you are indeed soft yourself but great analysis
@mdouet3 жыл бұрын
Johnny: "What's that thing on your face?" Student: "Sensei, I have COVID..." *rips off mask* Johnny: "NOT ANYMORE!"
@zenstatus90303 жыл бұрын
Lamo
@badttwpenphis13273 жыл бұрын
“QUIET”
@TheBrokenOwl3 жыл бұрын
Seeing how he cured Miguel's asthma with a kick, I think if he just kicks everyone in the chest, we'd be alright
@theinvestigativemillennial93813 жыл бұрын
Sensi I have a busted leg. *Rips off cast* Johnny: not anymore
@joonasvellend13093 жыл бұрын
You can leave your bullshit covid at home
@Blahbevava3 жыл бұрын
Johnny's crudity and political incorrectness is one of the most satisfying things about this show.
@cannedtuna61142 жыл бұрын
We need more pinapples like him
@cannedtuna61142 жыл бұрын
I meant people*
@ChillWaters2 жыл бұрын
@@cannedtuna6114 pineapples
@SamC_1822 жыл бұрын
Too bad they made it more woke in the new season
@gigachadantisoy81782 жыл бұрын
You mean his political correctness
@25pinstripes3 жыл бұрын
I think Amanda LaRusso secretly loves that Johnny gets under Daniel's skin
@jakebradford42723 жыл бұрын
she wants that size of body touching her skin😂
@rayalleniverson3263 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that LaRusso sounds like (lar us-so.)
@dogestranding50473 жыл бұрын
I wanna see more of them getting along to annoy Daniel lmao
@skylarnicole80773 жыл бұрын
im a daniel stan 100% but i hate amanda. i would love to see her be with johnny and daniel get alli.
@robbase52353 жыл бұрын
Daniel is the safe choice for Amanda. She runs that house.
@arianna45132 жыл бұрын
william zabka's back must hurt from carrying this entire show
@rasheemthebestfirstone32742 жыл бұрын
Shii definitely he’s the heart of the show
@joscar0622 жыл бұрын
Too bad Thomas Ian Griffith had to take over the show
@earthboundmother205 Жыл бұрын
My back hurts from laughing. This is god mode genius
@danielsnekkerhaug141 Жыл бұрын
"SILENCE, my back is fine, don't be a pussy". Would Johnny react to that statement. But yeah it's true regarding William Zabka
@TKDBoy1889 Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't say he's carrying it because a lot of the characters have been doing great stuff, but he's definitely the most memorable.
@kloebl103 жыл бұрын
"Doctor said I might be on the spectrum" J: "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" 😂🤣
@SpivWiggins3 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Read this comment as it was said... nice timing. QUIET!
@josefcoloon69633 жыл бұрын
And he did get off it
@amjh4lah8093 жыл бұрын
🤣😭
@annagalante7176 Жыл бұрын
😅
@omarshakaib23543 жыл бұрын
Miguel’s asma just went away after he became badass😂
@Romayf113 жыл бұрын
straight up 😂😂😂
@lieutenantmonke36743 жыл бұрын
Also the leg paralysis lmaooo
@paytonputteet44463 жыл бұрын
@@lieutenantmonke3674 leg paralysis isn’t always permanent tho sometimes it can be overcome
@praetorian39593 жыл бұрын
Psssssst, i know a secret, it’s not real....!
@yangliu94523 жыл бұрын
True
@luciamerendino55803 жыл бұрын
"I hate the Patriots too" LMFAO 😂
@martavioustisby49423 жыл бұрын
Most hated football team ever
@ozymandias17593 жыл бұрын
Every real football fan hates those puss...
@ninetailedfox5791213 жыл бұрын
@@martavioustisby4942 Dallas Cowboys: "Are we a joke to you?"
@martavioustisby49423 жыл бұрын
@@ninetailedfox579121 same with the Dallas Cowboy only reason because there fans are so Annoying
@wearevenom64352 жыл бұрын
That’s a line that I kinda wanna use
@tonyiscool6983 жыл бұрын
100% my favorite character
@dlracer23 жыл бұрын
Johnny is completely incorruptible despite all of his many faults. He’s been through the worst of everything. Season 4 Kreese and Silver are going to maim him to the point it breaks his spirit, and Daniel will be the one to bring him back from the brink
@goofyahhgaming35943 жыл бұрын
Soo badass
@goofyahhgaming35943 жыл бұрын
@@dlracer2 possibly, that’s a good theory
@quecifer99603 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@zyvlynbayne68213 жыл бұрын
Miguel's grandma is my favorite. But Johnny is easliy top 3.
@alphaducki_3 жыл бұрын
“Um eagles don’t have fangs-“ *throws t shirt at him* That made me laugh
@josefcoloon69633 жыл бұрын
And the shirt doesn’t even fit him lol
@oasisgaming68623 жыл бұрын
@@josefcoloon6963 wdym he just needs to do some sit-ups
@jorekpl16673 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he knew it was to small for him
@vetarlittorf18072 жыл бұрын
I honestly hate the name Eagle Fang. He should've called it Eagle Claw.
@u.v.s.55832 жыл бұрын
@@vetarlittorf1807 Throw somebody a t-shirt at this guy already!
@kloebl103 жыл бұрын
J: "there's only one animal that can kill a snake" Kid: "a mongoose?" J: "no, a real animal" 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
@hunterconklin50733 жыл бұрын
how dare you call bert a kid😔😔‼️🤝‼️
@dracomalfoy18083 жыл бұрын
BERT
@Sasuke-hi5bq3 жыл бұрын
i didnt get it
@makoygaara3 жыл бұрын
@@Sasuke-hi5bq I think Johnny was referring to a BMX bicycle brand name Mongoose.
@clevelandbci95622 жыл бұрын
@@Sasuke-hi5bq A mongoose can 100% kill even the most venomous snakes.
@huzaifasiddiqui16243 жыл бұрын
Johnny not understanding technology is a mood and it’s hilariously 🤣🤣🤣
@amxranthine27663 жыл бұрын
Yes, cuz its for NeRdS 😂😂😂
@mahad8132 жыл бұрын
Because he's not a nerd🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@joscar0622 жыл бұрын
“This is a pawn shop, not the geek squad”
@yucoldplay3922 жыл бұрын
Just like a caveman XD
@Black_Knight_-BK-2 жыл бұрын
"How do I tell my student that I'm banging his mom"
@spartanhuntergaming3 жыл бұрын
I love how Daniel and Johnny slowly become friends
@kerriethompson20733 жыл бұрын
I think Amanda is secretly happy about that too. Lol
@spartanhuntergaming3 жыл бұрын
@@kerriethompson2073 I think if Kresse weren't Johnny's sensei and it were someone like Mr Miyagi for instance him and Daniel probably would've been best friends
@justkilam17503 жыл бұрын
@@spartanhuntergaming fax
@Ben-il3oc3 жыл бұрын
I was happy after all that teasing they finally join forces
@ninetailedfox5791213 жыл бұрын
@@spartanhuntergaming If Kreese wasn't Johnny's sensei then none of this would have ever happened.
@safwankhan5043 жыл бұрын
“Picked up an illegal” 💀
@AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm3 жыл бұрын
My dad is not a citizen and even he laughed
@purpose61132 жыл бұрын
@@AnthonyMartinez_-gf6mm I'm a Mexican living in Mexico, and thought that's one of the funniest ones
@joscar0622 жыл бұрын
@@purpose6113 I’m an American citizen living in Mexico, and even I approve of this 👍
@Ajthelizard11002 жыл бұрын
This whole comment is gathering people together I’m so proud
@ChristopherCapersJones Жыл бұрын
"I didn't call her a bitch, I said she was bitching at me." "You're firing me because of that bitch?!" Best and funniest contradiction of all time.
@Deadeye50748 ай бұрын
Yep that made me laugh soo much 😂😂
@C0LL0SSUS3 жыл бұрын
Johnny is the heart and soul of this show. I hope they don't start taking away his screen time next season as I felt they kinda spread things out a lot this past season.
@ratamahatta53063 жыл бұрын
Yeah, especially the teenage romance drama bullshit, like who cares daniel's daughter ends up with who, people watch this for Johnny
@turg48743 жыл бұрын
@@ratamahatta5306 so true. We need more Johnny and more fight scenes
@tommyproductionz21593 жыл бұрын
True, I loved season 3 but the only thing I disliked was that Johnny didn’t get enough screen time as the past 2 seasons
@ULTIMATEGAMEDUDE3 жыл бұрын
I like the LaRusso daughter love side-stories. They're just as interesting as Johnny's story. They've managed to create these new characters who've got their own stories to tell alongside Johnny.
@srujan003 жыл бұрын
@@ratamahatta5306 They're trying to blend new/upcoming stars with old. The guy that plays Miguel has been in other shows. If memory serves, Peyton List has been with Disney forever. Remember, the people that watch for Johnny/Daniel were young when the original movies were new.
@johnnysalami272 жыл бұрын
Rehab: “Very brave of you for checking in” Johnny: “I’m not checking in, I’m not a quitter”
@TheJoeyboots3 жыл бұрын
Gotta hand it to the writers. Cobra Kai is a unique twist to the Karate Kid franchise. Very entertaining.
@vitodoria78943 жыл бұрын
I agree. It isn't a bad retro rehash like some other programs. Everything fits a purpose or doesn't sound too dated. It highlights the best aspects of the 1980s and the Karate Kid trilogy.
@ryanangelastro5043 жыл бұрын
@@vitodoria7894 hell yeah it is.
@417Owsy3 жыл бұрын
@@vitodoria7894 its a bit like an alternate universe, 2010 technology exist but society is in the 80's
@1hitdelete2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I have never seen a bad comment yet. Very excited for season 4
@Tinman7102 жыл бұрын
It's actually good! Not easy to find good modern shows these days
@zacharywells68673 жыл бұрын
Johnny is the realest person ever
@Sindruzzzz3 жыл бұрын
For real. No bullshit
@jgreico112 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah he is
@alixbullock80412 жыл бұрын
Johnny Lawrence is the best sensei
@steafsobrazy2 жыл бұрын
I love how Johnny isn't even a bully, he's just Johnny.
@Kevin-cy2dr2 жыл бұрын
Johnny is the opposite of a bully ,cause he lifts people up instead of putting them down.
@kostastube20103 ай бұрын
Larusso was the real bully!
@aidanshah22523 жыл бұрын
Favourite line from him is “ Did you just flinch virgin?” 😂
@soakedbearrd3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that had me rolling, then he said aww shit we got a bunch of flinchers. Lol
@joycedunnell64113 жыл бұрын
@@soakedbearrd YES SENSEI! That was not a question! 😂
@user-is1mu8fo9j2 жыл бұрын
Ms. Robinson....unflinch this group 😈
@victorchico77683 жыл бұрын
I like how Miguel’s asthma disappeared after Johnny told Miguel he won’t let that weak shit in his dojo
@derekzbetter3 жыл бұрын
could've been a paceblo effect?
@zyvlynbayne68213 жыл бұрын
My head canon is that Miguel's asthma was anxiety-induced. As he gained confidence in himself, it became less and less of a problem.
@scottsterling47133 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if it’s scientific fact but I can you from experience that as you exercise, asthma attacks are less frequent. You’re training your body for the constant change in environmental levels, for example, when the weather changes from cold to hot constantly I would need my inhaler but because I started jogging and swimming, I’ve hardly ever needed my inhaler since.
@vetarlittorf18072 жыл бұрын
@@zyvlynbayne6821 I find it more likely that he was simply misdiagnosed.
@megaavonaco99542 жыл бұрын
@@vetarlittorf1807 yeah, same thing with hawk. Cuz I don’t think you can get rid of autism with karate. I think it’s an issue of anxiety that these kids are having that which makes them misdiagnosed with that stuff.
@PozerAdultRacingTeam3 жыл бұрын
The world needs more Johnny.
@vraptor663 жыл бұрын
really we need more johnny
@miguelpasamano64453 жыл бұрын
SenSei Johnny Lawrence's Cobra Kai KaraTe is literally a hybrid combination of SenSei NoruYoshi's Miyagi-Do KaraTe and SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe! SenSei Daniel LaRusso's Miyagi-Do KaraTe is literally a repackaging of SenSeis Kim Sung Yung's, John Kreese's, and Terry Silver's Cobra Kai KaraTe!
@you30013 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@417Owsy3 жыл бұрын
@@miguelpasamano6445 no idea what the fuck this means but cool
@mahad8133 жыл бұрын
Facts💯
@gras1hoppa4203 жыл бұрын
Johnny Rules.. Hes easily the best part of the show..
@benpotaka58933 жыл бұрын
The story I hope doesn't deviate too far away from him, he has carried the Series so far, Billy Zabka has turned in some brilliant acting
@benpotaka58933 жыл бұрын
Funny fact him and Martin Kove are anti- bullying campaigners and have been for years
@QoQabai6583 жыл бұрын
And Hawk also.
@theJaRRoOnE223 жыл бұрын
@@QoQabai658 Yupp. Johnny & hawk are the whole show
@ryanangelastro5043 жыл бұрын
@@benpotaka5893 when did he start campaigning?
@jamncos3 жыл бұрын
Johnny is everything right with society, we need more of him
@deangullberry51482 жыл бұрын
This comment should go viral
@UncleIJT2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@stivosimz2 жыл бұрын
So fuckin true
@jgreico112 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@bigboss41782 жыл бұрын
this video's entire comment section is so based
@dvdgway3 жыл бұрын
Can we all just admit that Johnny has god-like powers? He fixed Miguel's asthma and then fixed his crippled legs 😂
@lethumthiyane52453 жыл бұрын
Idk why he isn’t a doctor
@poo-tinthedwarfbunkerb1tch5353 жыл бұрын
Miguel prolly only had a mild asthma which can almost be eradicated with exercise.
@CarnageTheory2 жыл бұрын
It was actually the power of rock that fixed Miguel's legs. Lmao
@evilmasterjo77632 жыл бұрын
He also cured hawks autism
@uknow59612 жыл бұрын
Naw he got them miyagi powers
@MurderSheWrote-3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what older Johnny would tell a younger Johnny Lawrence
@jimmyj78163 жыл бұрын
"Watch out for that Illegal kick"
@albertogarcia3053 жыл бұрын
"You're a badass"
@Erkbrothers803 жыл бұрын
“Don’t be a pussy and sweep the leg.”
@cid28523 жыл бұрын
Remember how Old Biff insulted Young Biff in Back to the Future? *old Biff slaps young Biff on the back of the head* "Man, I can't believe I was ever this stupid" it'd be stuff like that.
@benl.45773 жыл бұрын
"stop being such an asshole"
@clevelandbci95623 жыл бұрын
5:59 had me dying😂😂😂😂😂"Sorry kid, old habit."
@bill4665 Жыл бұрын
I love how he looks so disappointed too- 😭😂
@googguy7773 Жыл бұрын
@@bill4665 fr🤣 johnny is the best
@melonmanwill2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not checking in. I'm no quitter" is such an underrated line lol
@geekyprogrammer48313 жыл бұрын
3:42 very philosophical of Johnny 🤣🤣
@ladyreverie70272 жыл бұрын
I love how this show depicts Johnny. In a world where people can be cancelled for not using the right language, to show a character who is politically incorrect and ignorant but still tries his best and has a good heart, and is the most loveable character on the show - it's good for the world. There are a lot of Johnnys out there in the world. And they are still able to be good people and grow without completely changing their personality. And they have things that they know better and can teach better than someone like Daniel, who is also fantastic but is more what society today holds up as the epitome of "wholesome masculinity". But Daniel (or Mr Miyagi) isn't the only way to be a good man. Johnny has another way. I think society too often looks at people like Johnny and assumes they are "toxic". But this show depicts someone who is ACTUALLY toxic and abusive (Kreese) and then contrasts it with someone who means well but had a hard life and made mistakes and learned from them (Johnny) as well as someone who is a lot more by the book on how to be a good person (Daniel, who is successful at work, has a happy marriage and a healthy relationship with his daughter). Progressives unfortunately often see people like Johnny as the enemy, but he's not the enemy. People like Kreese (and Tory) are the enemy. That's real "toxic masculinity and toxic femininity". I'm glad the show spent so much time developing Johnny. I love Daniel too but Johnny is such a loveable character, he's my favourite.
@bowie-rocks5432 жыл бұрын
You are my favorite comment, well said friend. It is so important, you are very right and I agree
@theVictor-isVonDoom2 жыл бұрын
I agree but not Tory she's on her way but she can still pull a Hawk she's just down on her luck and taking it out on others like how Hawk did all she needs is someone in her corner that's not toxic and if Sam would back the fk off or better yet try to understand her she could come back or maybe Mrs.LaRusso could help her
@Kiddo_X2 жыл бұрын
This comment was worth reading.
@NavyGunnersMateMan Жыл бұрын
Cause there is no such thing as toxic masculinity or femininity. Those don't exist
@NoOneGetzOutAlive Жыл бұрын
People get canceled for lying about election fraud and going full f****** Nazi and spreading hate speech and violent rhetoric, they aren't champions of free speech. Johnny is what Archie Bunker was, it was satire about a crotch the old man stuck in the past, it wasn't about oh he gets to say whatever he wants and everyone's okay with it. It had a message. So did star trek. So did comic books. Comic books had political messages from day one and you cry all day about it.
@djsalteenuts2 жыл бұрын
"You're a life coach? You might as well be setting your money on fire" - Johnny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ordinarylittlebastard32483 жыл бұрын
Are you losers?! NO,SENSEI! Are you nerds?! NO,SENSEI! Are you sure?! NO,SENSEI! Johnny's reaction is the best🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@u.v.s.55832 жыл бұрын
NNNNOOOO, SENSEIIIIII!!!!!!
@stevevarcoe12843 жыл бұрын
Johnny is by far and away my favourite character, he makes this show
@teomartinoski68643 жыл бұрын
“Relax Danielle”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@julupuki18712 жыл бұрын
Johnny got balls to say what everybody's afraid of to say present day
@kermit12112 жыл бұрын
Alot of idiots online do this too.
@danield.82332 жыл бұрын
@@kermit1211 they hide behind a computer
@cosmicdoggo92962 жыл бұрын
@@kermit1211 because it easy to be ass hole online most of them dont have guts to talk like that to some one s face
@rasheemthebestfirstone32742 жыл бұрын
Facts
@TheBangBangMan692 жыл бұрын
@@danield.8233 what a bunch of spineless losers
@nati26373 жыл бұрын
Idc what anyone says, one of my fav scenes is when Johnny says “relax DaNiElLe” @ 1:03
@Poezick883 жыл бұрын
Lol
@martavioustisby49423 жыл бұрын
Friends and maybe
@avagasca48632 жыл бұрын
I know Johnny calls him Danielle 😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@joscar0622 жыл бұрын
@@avagasca4863 And silver calls him Danny boy
@clevelandbci95623 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Johnny had taken up substitute teaching.....
@epiccraftmine49762 жыл бұрын
Johnny: QUIET!
@Gamer-xi1xi2 жыл бұрын
I am the 69th like
@NinetyLegos2 жыл бұрын
I think he'd be fired after 2 days
@StuckonStupid843 жыл бұрын
Bullshit I know when you're faking. Best line in season 3.
@donskiver2 жыл бұрын
What I love about Johnny is that deep down, he wants to do the right thing and he cares about the kids. He's learned a lot of tough lessons the hard way and doesn't want the kids to go through what he went through.
@pitster3 жыл бұрын
Literally the coolest person on tv in the last few years.
@Memorex9963 жыл бұрын
"There's only one animal that can kill a snake" "A mongoose?" "A real animal Bert" "...."
@u.v.s.55832 жыл бұрын
It has fangs. It has wings. It is badass.
@petertoth34772 жыл бұрын
Johnny: *shows T-shirt* Penis Breath: "Eagles don't have fan-..." Johnny: *kindly asks Penis Breath to shut the fuck up by throwing said T-shirt in his face*
@derrickow80153 жыл бұрын
The 🐐. Johnny just needs his own spinoff show 😂😂
@jakebradford42723 жыл бұрын
lol what do you think you are watching now dum 🍑
@supbrahimhammer.4213 жыл бұрын
This is a spin-off show
@benpotaka58933 жыл бұрын
Both him and Kreese, I always loved the villains, but Johnny is quickly becoming a likeable good guy
@Noname-ut1ye3 жыл бұрын
Johnny is literally Chad straight outta the meme.
@mrj40823 жыл бұрын
this is his show
@Viuh2 жыл бұрын
-I have asthma -Not anymore! And the asthma actually disappeared xD
@sirmatatyahu12613 жыл бұрын
Sorry kid old habit...lmao
@amatherly816083 жыл бұрын
Dude I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CostaTol3 жыл бұрын
I actually did the same thing 😅 hard to break old habits 😅
@stephengiles83263 жыл бұрын
Johnny single handedly cured Miguel’s asthma!
@u.v.s.55832 жыл бұрын
And paralysis too.
@erinjohnson11242 жыл бұрын
This show developing Johnny’s character is some of the most brilliant writing I’ve seen for a long time. William Zabka is just incredible. Thank you for this mashup!
@metallimama58502 жыл бұрын
7:10 How Miguel keeps a straight face I have no idea. My favorite Johnny moment of all time. Zabka nails it.
@elrincondelaguitarra30508 ай бұрын
I've been in karate tournaments, and most likely you will get kicked in your face for pulling that woke crap.
@Spleen296007 ай бұрын
Oh that's for sure !@@elrincondelaguitarra3050
@markbertrand45242 жыл бұрын
Johnny: “You sold me this computer and it died!” Clerk: “Did you plug it in?” Johnny: “You said it was wireless!” 🤣🤣🤣 Johnny taking on technology is even better than his feud with Daniel
@coolrockstar323 жыл бұрын
"Patriarchy" "I hate the Patriots too" Bruh 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@martavioustisby49423 жыл бұрын
Most hated football team
@xnet_cascade62573 жыл бұрын
Johnny after buying a new TV: “Hey, what channel is KZfaq on?”
@golongcoreylong40992 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment on here 🤣🤣🤣
@dma1693 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part when Johnny tried to shake off Sid for the money for Miguel's surgery and he told him that he would tell the world about an incident with one of Sid's employers and told him: You wouldnt want those hashbrowns metoo with your name
@jordandangelo1803 жыл бұрын
That hash brown line I thought was one of the funniest lines in the show. That and when Aisha said the rights to AC/DC’s “ Back in Black “ would cost too much and he said, “ Don’t worry, I already own the cassette, it’s in the car.”
@jorgearellano71713 жыл бұрын
@@jordandangelo180 it was thunderstruck not back in black
@joscar0622 жыл бұрын
@@jorgearellano7171 You have to admit it was badass when he told Miguel not to look at some girls while Johnny picked him up in the Challenger
@lydesantana7405 ай бұрын
“and put one of those hashbrowns in the end, THEN SEND IT TO THE INTERNET!”
@rodolfopaul44313 жыл бұрын
Student: Sensei Lawrence, i just tested positive for Covid and... Johnny: Quiet!!! Student is cured
@Lonovavir2 жыл бұрын
S5 spoiler, calling it now.
@kerriethompson20733 жыл бұрын
Gender what?! 😆😆😆🤣😂
@xsailor853 жыл бұрын
Is this a prank call?!
@BadassBobY3 жыл бұрын
@@xsailor85 quiet
@its.angel07953 жыл бұрын
It’s funny but I kinda don’t get it 😭 is it “gender neutral” ?!
@kerriethompson20733 жыл бұрын
@@its.angel0795 i think they're sTing gender fluid.
@TheFatBoss_73 жыл бұрын
@@its.angel0795 I’m pretty sure the dude on the other end said trans-gender
@jimmehbob65763 жыл бұрын
Miguel had asthma, Johnny told him to stop having asthma, and Miguel didn't have a problem with asthma after that. Miguel was also crippled and Johnny helped him stand again. Johnny is a magic man and you can't change my mind about it.
@bowieblondie3 жыл бұрын
"I hate the Patriots too." My hero.
@alberteinstein36122 жыл бұрын
I need somebody like Johnny in my life His sheer amount of brutal honesty and hilarious ignorance is the comic relief that I’ve been missing all this time
@Noodlyk186 ай бұрын
My favorite line by far is him responding to Hawk saying he might be on the spectrum with "I don't know what that is but get off it pronto" made me spit my drink, Johnny is genuinely 100% of the reason why I kept watching this show, he's hilarious
@lydesantana7405 ай бұрын
lmfao mine is when he said “you mean it was worse than that? cause if thats the after photo that sucks man, you should sue”😭😭
@clevelandbci95623 жыл бұрын
Amanda absolutely wants some of Johnny to rub off on Daniel. Johnny may be 99% irresponsible, but Daniel is 100% BORING. Johnny's the reason Daniel's probably gotten more at home recently than all 20 years prior combined.
@rabbitscryptos77572 жыл бұрын
Personality wise he might be boring but his life, the way his character has lived it is anything but boring. With that being said, Johnny is easily my favorite character. Imagine if he had a mr miyaki teaching him instead of kreese.
@jonathonparks95182 жыл бұрын
I mean... if I got constantly jumped, beaten up, and almost killed multiple times by crazy people throughout my teenage years I'd want a boring life too. 😂
@reeceharris51132 жыл бұрын
'Nice shirt' 'Thanks' "Im joking it sucks'
@ricardoh873 жыл бұрын
5:31 Johnny flailing his briefcase inside his car made my day
@rouell56303 жыл бұрын
Jonny Lawrence is the only normal person in the show
@curlyyheadjosh76413 жыл бұрын
“a mongoose” “ a real animal bert”😂😂
@carterplaysmc27383 жыл бұрын
“I’m no quitter”
@DC055703 жыл бұрын
“...but I’m a ‘QUIETER!!!’”🤫🥋🤜🏻💥🤕
@matadeverdoemden2 жыл бұрын
I just love how they make fun of modern-day humor and culture. Unlike other shows, this one doesn't painfully pander to all that crap. They may still include it, but it's only to make fun of it, and that's why this is the only modern show that I can stomach.
@blocc3162 жыл бұрын
This needs 1.k likes
@tangytim6699 Жыл бұрын
yessir
@SabatSch95 Жыл бұрын
This show is literally the ONLY show I can think of that doesn't pander to extreme left wing politics & even has the balls to make fun of it. I'm not gonna lie, it's extremely satisfying to see.
@justalpha9138 Жыл бұрын
@@SabatSch95 Honestly though, they do such an amazing job showing off the flaws of both mentalities, and giving the viewers the lesson that balance is key for all of life. :)
@kerriethompson20733 жыл бұрын
Johnny Lawrence is my spirit animal! 💓💖❣
@T-roc573 жыл бұрын
He'd get mad at you for sayin that tho 🤣
@zim8073 жыл бұрын
@@T-roc57 fr he’d be like “QUIET!!”
@yunhwa_003 жыл бұрын
screw doctors johnny literally made miguel walk again and he cured his asthma (not my idea)
@jackramen27043 жыл бұрын
And took Eli off of the spectrum
@Southwestmo2 жыл бұрын
And helped Eli get some hoes
@namatamataba7842 жыл бұрын
Also prescribed some thing make hawk's lip problem disappear
@clevelandbci95622 жыл бұрын
@@Southwestmo Eli owes Johnny bigtime for Moon alone, especially if he ends up getting a 3some with Moon and her new girlfriend before 18.
@rasheemthebestfirstone32742 жыл бұрын
@@namatamataba784 yeah it’s called something else taking the attention
@playoffl36ron82 жыл бұрын
society has gotten so soft that 80s villains sound rational
@idktbh5791 Жыл бұрын
He doesn't sound rational... That's the joke 😂
@nxghtkool9450 Жыл бұрын
i cannot believe how many times johnny has said "p*ssy" in this show LMAO
@deyun_scar78182 жыл бұрын
I love when he yells , “QUIET!!” 😆
@toddjohnson51763 жыл бұрын
Karate kid is phenomenal. I think the entire cast deserve Oscars.they rocked it🔥👍👊
@lechampion93232 жыл бұрын
The rivalry between Daniel and Johnny is the best thing that happened to Netflix in a long time, as is Johnny and Miguel's father-son relationship
@minifig_studios2 жыл бұрын
Johnny at 6:02 knocks books out of kids hand “Sorry, old habit”
@antonlifer4449 Жыл бұрын
I love how he thinks if you own a computer you're a nerd. I love how he's stuck in that 80s mindset. He's probably the happiest person on earth not being a slave to technology.
@avagasca48632 жыл бұрын
At 1:23 Johnny says “ no nobody wants to see your bits “ I don’t why that made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@itsbmeGaming Жыл бұрын
What a great character. The fact he plays everything so straight and with such confidence makes it hilarious. I am happy Zabka is back in the spotlight again having fun. Seems like he's having a great time.
@gsalzbrot99343 жыл бұрын
The best scene is when Jonny hits the book out of the arms of the little pupil 😂😂😂
@hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro1312 жыл бұрын
Sorry kid, force of habit.
@purpose6113 Жыл бұрын
@@hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131 bad habit*
@faisalmohammed51673 жыл бұрын
People in the 1980's: We hate Johnny Lawrence. People in 21st century: We love Johnny Lawrence.😎😎
@Lalrintluanga_hualngo6 ай бұрын
Thats me
@irwinos7193 жыл бұрын
“Are you one of those ‘challenged’ kids???” “Well... My doctor says I could be on the spectrum” “I dunno what that is, but get off it. Pronto.” never change, johnny 👌👌👌
@TripperOfEarth422 жыл бұрын
5:37 “looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass” 🤣
@lumr.87263 жыл бұрын
he is so funny in this show, seriously, i hope the writers don't mess up this character on season 4 and i also love the interactions he has with daniel when they don't wanna kill each other lol, i hope they can get along on season 4, like for real this time
@jakubBae3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite characters of any show in a really long time. They did a good job with Johnny.
@BaconWolf0883 жыл бұрын
“Great more immagrants”
@moosterchief665_32 жыл бұрын
“The only part of that that made any sense at all is three way.” This is probs the best line I’ve heard (other than any other line he’s said so far)
@1iwudipq1pe3 жыл бұрын
Yea im not a nerd
@luciferm96472 жыл бұрын
He is the heart and soul of the show. Every scene he is in is either hilarious or thoughtful, but always entertaining. Great acting.
@SueZQue832 жыл бұрын
Johnny is so unapologetic and I love it
@Stormray7 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t need rehab I’m not a quitter” Johnny is a legend how can you hate this man
@forcendnd8852 жыл бұрын
Johnny is an adult child. Seriously. Like a child he just says the first thing he thinks without thought or how it will affect another. And I love it. IRL I would prob wanna bash in his face for what he says. But him as a TV character.. he's the best
@royaleanniequit2 жыл бұрын
8:45 my favorite part when he said “ he coughed it up like a chicken bone *laughs* he cried”
@miladyame98223 жыл бұрын
Jonny: what's the problem Mr. Diaz Miguel: im sorry I have asthma *Jonny throws asthma thingy* Jonny: not anymore you don't Asthma : ait I'll leave
@SaltyPancakesWithCurry3 жыл бұрын
1:40 this man makes doctors go brrr
@lordjimbo23 жыл бұрын
*sets fire to a paralyzed boy* "Are you insane?!!" "Eh, depends on who you ask. C'MON, Diaz!!!"
@JoJoFan872 жыл бұрын
He literally sells the show, I root for him and his dojo everytime I watch.
@ace523872 жыл бұрын
I feel like the show meanders a lot whenever Johnny and Miguel aren’t the focus. The other story lines are pretty boring, but the Johnny/Miguel dynamic is both the funniest and most heartwarming part of the show.
@ladyreverie70272 жыл бұрын
My favourite arcs: Johnny developing a father-son relationship with Miguel Johnny slowly becoming friends with Daniel Johnny trying to help Robbie Johnny finding the strength to stand up to Kreese (his abuser) Johnny finding love again Johnny gaining self esteem and confidence again Johnny IS Cobra Kai. The show I mean. He's Eagle Fang right now, I know. 😛
@silverletter45512 жыл бұрын
@@ladyreverie7027 I haven't finished season four, but I think Robby is a lost cause.
@farhan44able3 жыл бұрын
The last three days were amazing. I have been binge watching this show for the last 72 hours( with gaps of course). As I watched this Karate Kid franchise with enthusiasm, I have to admit Johnny is an antihero kind of character. The guy makes his own choices and tries to help others. He's behaviour makes people annyoed and entertaining. He's one of the best attractions of the show. He's relation with Miguel is like a father-son type. Before him, Miguel was a whiny nerd underdog kid who was bullied every now and then. After Johnny Lawrence came, he shifted to an aggressive skilled All Valley Champion. His confidence boosted and he fought against all odds. Usually, after watching the Karate Kid movie, any guy would literally hate Johnny. However, beneath the arrogance and irratic behaviour, there lies a great deal of empathy and compassion. Miguel - All the kids are calling me names. Johnny - Thats what happens when you eat a whole box of Twinkies everyday. XDXDXD This cracked me up.
@johnny80302 жыл бұрын
i was expecting to hate this show, putting it on to fall asleep, what I didn't expect is how great Johnny Lawrence made the show