TikTok's Only DIRTY Minds Will Understand

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

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@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy the video!! LIKE if you do ❤️☺️ side note: The Vegan teacher is quaking at todays sponsor 😂
@Realpxlarized
@Realpxlarized 2 жыл бұрын
I loved it
@StupidTOHFan
@StupidTOHFan 2 жыл бұрын
Alr! And hii! Im here before this comment 25 seconds ago blows up
@kashishtaneja8318
@kashishtaneja8318 2 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter we loved it 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
@NxteFr
@NxteFr 2 жыл бұрын
I love you krissss ❤️❤️❤️
@POrtegaJr4
@POrtegaJr4 2 жыл бұрын
That’s perfect! I would love to eat a nice juicy burger with an egg and bacon on it right in front of her! 😈
@shroomie_editz8227
@shroomie_editz8227 2 жыл бұрын
"THIS IS A FAMILY..FRIENDLY CHANNEL..SIR" Also Kris: **Makes video for dirty minded people**
@lxvleylily69_
@lxvleylily69_ Жыл бұрын
Ikr lol 😂
@yx_junglestar_xy
@yx_junglestar_xy Жыл бұрын
lol i was just about to say the same thing
@Godson570
@Godson570 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jenngaze4847
@jenngaze4847 Жыл бұрын
yes
@Weird_chicken_nugget23
@Weird_chicken_nugget23 Жыл бұрын
i was saying kiwi 😶
@bluebewwycl0udz
@bluebewwycl0udz 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: angels can come back to earth and disguise themselves as humans, take kris for an example: always complimenting us, uploads making us happy. Thanks kris you’re great
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the nicest thing ever 😂❤️
@SatumangoTheGreat
@SatumangoTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that. Aren't angels supposed to have pure thoughts and all that? She kind of guessed wrong a lot of times there...
@callularashieka2248
@callularashieka2248 2 жыл бұрын
@@SatumangoTheGreat and cussed
@elysianblu
@elysianblu 2 жыл бұрын
@@SatumangoTheGreat overanalyzing 💀🤣
@SatumangoTheGreat
@SatumangoTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
@@elysianblu lol probably, yes :-)
@Thi-Nguyen
@Thi-Nguyen Жыл бұрын
At the age of 50, I was able to think of both answers to the dirty mind guy’s riddles. Does that mean I am an innocent, that I have a dirty mind or does it just mean I have a dirty mind that I’m REALLY good at hiding? 🤣🤣🤣
@zygorrette992
@zygorrette992 6 ай бұрын
I'm 14 and I struggled a lot to get my mind off the gutter.
@Ezra_they-he
@Ezra_they-he 5 ай бұрын
* casually turns dirty mind on and off at will *
@JasonRayShute
@JasonRayShute 5 ай бұрын
Interesting question but you already know the answer 😊
@Go0fGo0f
@Go0fGo0f 4 ай бұрын
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue, and im 13.
@JordynsDeadDen
@JordynsDeadDen 4 ай бұрын
@@zygorrette992 I have the same issue and I’m 10
@sassysandra245
@sassysandra245 Жыл бұрын
THE RESULTS ARE IN 🎉 ITS OFFICIAL!! Kris is the most attractive, kind, funny women on KZfaq & deserves her own KZfaq plaque that says that! Not only are the men drooling but the women are too! She is the entire package& we all can’t get ENOUGH!!! Thank you Kris! I’m addicted to you& your vids, shorts, tic toks you name it your in it I love it 🥰 thank you!! You brighten my day EVERY DAY!! The Best EVER!! ❤
@GoodGamingChair928
@GoodGamingChair928 11 ай бұрын
skill issue
@samharpo1421
@samharpo1421 10 ай бұрын
Agreed!!!!!!!❤!!!❤!!
@WhisperingWempe
@WhisperingWempe 9 ай бұрын
Yes true true She keeps me going as well
@ek0dev
@ek0dev Жыл бұрын
That one guy that starts with the "Sir, SIR!" is now my new favorite tiktokker
@foxyfox888
@foxyfox888 Жыл бұрын
Lol same
@preciouskadonzvo2303
@preciouskadonzvo2303 Жыл бұрын
yes sir
@theonenamedruze
@theonenamedruze Жыл бұрын
SAME LOL
@Leavemealoneheh
@Leavemealoneheh Жыл бұрын
YESSSSS
@lorrainesaltmarsh2836
@lorrainesaltmarsh2836 Жыл бұрын
I had to pause this video just to look him up. I'm going to be watching him from now on.
@girlmeetsworld7752
@girlmeetsworld7752 9 ай бұрын
P.O.V: You're glad you didn't find Kris earlier because now you have a whole backlog of her videos to watch when you feel down🥺😍
@orlandabatista8248
@orlandabatista8248 10 ай бұрын
I love the fact that Kris spends all this time editing videos and saying nice things about us, and shout out to Jay who has to deal with Kris's chaotic actions
@max_garcia
@max_garcia 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re my ex you idiot” Everyone: OHHHHHHH They had us in the first half, not gonna lie 😂
@ash_happy1872
@ash_happy1872 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt understand the whole vid lol
@aubreyisbubbly23
@aubreyisbubbly23 2 жыл бұрын
I kinda understand it the whole time
@TheRockStarJunkie
@TheRockStarJunkie Жыл бұрын
When my mom was visiting us in California, we were driving past a field with a bunch of cows in it. My sister said" look at all the bulls and cows.” my dad asked her "how can you tell if it's a bull or not?" My sister said "well bulls have horns and cows don't.” my dad then responded "some cows have horns." I then said "yeah but mom doesn't have horns soooooooh sheesh." It was like a reflex. I didn't even know what I was saying until it was out of my mouth. My mom said to my dad "can we pull over and throw her out the window?" My dad kept driving. And that is the story of how my mom almost murdered me 😀
@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy
@imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Жыл бұрын
Omg😂
@sasha_005
@sasha_005 Жыл бұрын
congratulations you survived 🤣🤣
@Animelover-oj9oo
@Animelover-oj9oo Жыл бұрын
Lmao😂
@pimiahiggins7403
@pimiahiggins7403 Жыл бұрын
fun fact a cow is the species heifer and bull r the genders
@ashlees.fantasies
@ashlees.fantasies Жыл бұрын
Sorry, I don't understand. Should I learn what this means or keep what innocence I have left?
@BuzzyBeeGaming4
@BuzzyBeeGaming4 Жыл бұрын
Idk if I am the only one who is still here because of Kris’s compliments in the beginning of her videos but the beginning of this year because of bullying I almost took my life and kris’s compliments and personality saved me, Kris if you are reading this comment thank you so much for what you did for me and probably others I love your content and I love you in general💛 I hope you have an amazing day today.
@Miaweller2013
@Miaweller2013 2 ай бұрын
Same. Not lying. Small things hit hard.
@jwarren4
@jwarren4 Жыл бұрын
7:43 That's my cousin!
@krrewsader
@krrewsader 2 ай бұрын
Nice 👍
@jaimebonham9520
@jaimebonham9520 2 жыл бұрын
10:45 she literally said “That’s a CREAM that’s a crime.” like she got dirty minded af right there then had to fix her mistake
@kiritoshi0
@kiritoshi0 2 жыл бұрын
2:58 Me: A bowling ball. ....does this make me dirty minded?
@Nugget335
@Nugget335 2 ай бұрын
Same
@AhNee
@AhNee Жыл бұрын
Coconuts are not soft inside, and it took me a while to figure out what they were doing with the chanterelle (the orange funnel mushroom, not the witches' butter, the globby orange mushroom).
@kylaburke7310
@kylaburke7310 6 ай бұрын
omg what was it please i need to know
@inlovewithawesomestrangers
@inlovewithawesomestrangers Жыл бұрын
Who else loved that Kris used the word "plethora," in that sponsor shout out? Aaaand, she used it right!!! So awesome!! Love ya, Kris!😘😘😘
@ti9erlilly
@ti9erlilly 2 жыл бұрын
I got most of those riddles, but they took me a minute. 😂 Your reactions are gold, Kris. They saved me from feeling quite so uncomfy. I needed these laughs today. My 9yo just tested positive for Covid, and my 6yo is going nuts wanting to get out of the house... 😭 Thank you for making my day better with some uncomfy laughter! 😁😂
@vxncent818
@vxncent818 2 жыл бұрын
i hope they feel better
@ti9erlilly
@ti9erlilly 2 жыл бұрын
@@vxncent818 thank you!
@SpaceAnomaly09
@SpaceAnomaly09 2 жыл бұрын
I only got two of the riddles, the coconut and toothbrush. I hope your kids are alright.
@maria-raymcnabb8804
@maria-raymcnabb8804 2 жыл бұрын
hope you get better send my good wishes :)
@maryannhughes6336
@maryannhughes6336 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus good luck
@brittbratt1103
@brittbratt1103 2 жыл бұрын
My day has been rough with severe anxiety. It may not seem like much, but watching your videos changes my whole day for the better. Thank you Kris!❤
@margareth6136
@margareth6136 2 жыл бұрын
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@Goodnessgracie
@Goodnessgracie 2 жыл бұрын
Me to
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 жыл бұрын
Best wishes for calmer days for you. Hope you can figure out additional remedies. Watching Kris helps with a lot of things!
@brittbratt1103
@brittbratt1103 2 жыл бұрын
@@kholdanstaalstorm6881 I have tons of coping mechanisms and natural remedies and meds. I just find that some days they don't help as much.
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 2 жыл бұрын
@@brittbratt1103 Good you have found several types of remedies, I'm sad they don't help you so good sometimes. You seem on top of your issue, the beast is just too powerful some days. I'd help if I could, but I'm probably only able to give you my best wishes.
@TheProblem-fr8dg
@TheProblem-fr8dg 15 күн бұрын
"Get me that fruit" "Get me that fish" That man is literally the internet in a nutshell 😭😭
@brody-mu5mc
@brody-mu5mc 7 ай бұрын
I can confirm that it is in a Target if you slow down the footage and positive the right time you can see a singular target symbol on the cart you can also tell by the fact that the shelves don't have a weird sticky substance and he is grabbing something that he is not actually purchasing
@_real_retro
@_real_retro 2 жыл бұрын
Kris makes me smile every time she posts! I haven’t been feeling to great for the past couple days, but when I see Kris post it brightened my day. Thank you so much Kris! You are awesome!
@mebeingme9280
@mebeingme9280 2 жыл бұрын
@@margareth6136 okay, erm, please get off this poor persons comment- my god, you're literally commenting on a KZfaq video (yes maybe not ment exactly for kids) but still, just get lost
@_real_retro
@_real_retro 2 жыл бұрын
@@mebeingme9280 Yeah, it’s just a bot
@mebeingme9280
@mebeingme9280 2 жыл бұрын
@@_real_retro I know, bit still, it's fricking annoying
@Charliecraig2003
@Charliecraig2003 2 жыл бұрын
@@mebeingme9280 they are other bots in the comments telling you to go to mujin.lol yeah don’t go there at all.
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
LOVE YOUUU❤️
@abbirozman9053
@abbirozman9053 2 жыл бұрын
that dude really cat calling... 10:18
@insertclevernamehere6607
@insertclevernamehere6607 3 ай бұрын
1:15 WALMART??? WHAT????
@kensygibbons6108
@kensygibbons6108 2 ай бұрын
It’s how I actually own the “all my friends are dead” book 😂😂😂 fav book fr
@theylovelyd
@theylovelyd 2 жыл бұрын
2:53 is me at 3am finally getting the joke that my friend told me 10 hours ago
@koushalpant
@koushalpant 2 жыл бұрын
We need more creators like Kris in this world who compliment you, thank you and make your day better whenever you engage with their content. And I REALLY need a friend like her
@tearohaborell6464
@tearohaborell6464 2 жыл бұрын
I agree
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
@annekevanderend9323
@annekevanderend9323 2 жыл бұрын
Don't we all
@koushalpant
@koushalpant 2 жыл бұрын
@@annekevanderend9323 Yes we do
@tearohaborell6464
@tearohaborell6464 2 жыл бұрын
@@annekevanderend9323 yeah 😬
@tejakeech9205
@tejakeech9205 11 ай бұрын
Hi, krissss just wanted to say, thanks for always making us smile with your fun and bubbly (and crazy) personality. You make me smile every time I watch your amazing videos. Thanks for being you 😝
@yourlocalartistttt
@yourlocalartistttt 26 күн бұрын
"You can wrap your mouth around me at least once a day" AND THE WOMAN WAS TOO STUNNED TO SPEAK
@spencer3922
@spencer3922 2 жыл бұрын
1:02 that fish is dead and is being taken over by a parasitic eel 🤩
@ashlynn1652
@ashlynn1652 2 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. The only question I immediately knew was the oyster one, only because I worked briefly in a seafood restaurant.
@lailajaden8778
@lailajaden8778 2 жыл бұрын
I got the sea food and the cucumber one
@shadrakethestud
@shadrakethestud 2 жыл бұрын
Haha I got bowling ball 🎳 right. Not the others. Love u Kris.xx.
@lunalovegood1244
@lunalovegood1244 2 жыл бұрын
I knew all the rest that was the only one I didn’t know lol we’d be a good team 🤝
@Prayforblessings1031
@Prayforblessings1031 2 жыл бұрын
I got the toothbrush one
@Space_Nurde
@Space_Nurde 7 ай бұрын
can we all just take a moment to appreciate how hard this woman works to entertain us. also i actually really enjoy the compliments you give us all kris. i hardly ever get any and they make my day tysm💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
@AidanHawkins-wz4wn
@AidanHawkins-wz4wn 4 ай бұрын
I got the toothbrush riddle right I was so happy! Thank you for being so awesome Kris.
@adrianmontelongo9707
@adrianmontelongo9707 2 жыл бұрын
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts of anything, she make us smile. Make my day and cheering us. Love you all. 😄 😂 😍💖
@NOTACTIVE0999
@NOTACTIVE0999 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewhiteboystarterpack9358 what do you mean by “fake”?- it’s a genuine message/comment, I do not understand what is fake about it?
@JazH464
@JazH464 2 жыл бұрын
@@NOTACTIVE0999 because comments like this are usually made by bots
@NOTACTIVE0999
@NOTACTIVE0999 2 жыл бұрын
@@JazH464 that makes sense, thank you. I was genuinely confused.
@zyairlebron6766
@zyairlebron6766 2 жыл бұрын
yes this is very true also i got the coconut part right
@karmazxdz3543
@karmazxdz3543 2 жыл бұрын
Smile in a dirty way😈
@jakeronimo6115
@jakeronimo6115 2 жыл бұрын
Vegan teacher: "If it's not vegan you should not even show it's not vegan!" Kris: *Advertises butchering animals* Me: SOLID
@DangerNoodle815
@DangerNoodle815 2 жыл бұрын
humane animal butchering too, am on board
@LuisFernandoMataPsC
@LuisFernandoMataPsC 2 жыл бұрын
Vegan teacher just got a stroke. Kris is a f-ing legend
@jaylincox6410
@jaylincox6410 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@shadrakethestud
@shadrakethestud 2 жыл бұрын
Sold take my money I want I want. Plz send to the uk 🇬🇧. Lol. Xx. Love u Kris.
@AmyHoldaway27
@AmyHoldaway27 2 жыл бұрын
I’m vegetarian and still loved that 🤣🤣
@zachhoggard8504
@zachhoggard8504 Жыл бұрын
I'm so grateful to you I was going through a hard time and your video always made me happy thank you chris
@stevenbiffoni9883
@stevenbiffoni9883 10 ай бұрын
The videos you and Jay put together are great, add to that your amazing narration, as far as I am concerned its the GREATEST!!!
@ExarchGaming
@ExarchGaming Жыл бұрын
Watching Kris straight up Blush at some of these is killing me. You just know her editor is going to be like "Yup, that one didn't get monitized"
@stylishlyheartless979
@stylishlyheartless979 2 жыл бұрын
I love how good the guy with the riddles was at wording the riddles in a way that makes it harder for those of us who have dirty minds
@spreadloveandkindness6477
@spreadloveandkindness6477 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I got all of them wrong except this one 12:17
@broadwaybrat1986
@broadwaybrat1986 2 жыл бұрын
Got Coconut, Cucumber, Dentist and Toothbrush right. Felt like a genius XD
@emilywanberg9169
@emilywanberg9169 2 жыл бұрын
Lol same me the hole time just laugh form kris's face its priceless
@thegreatmysterylady3221
@thegreatmysterylady3221 2 жыл бұрын
I answered all the riddles correctly but will admit that the first thing that came to mind was something dirty 😂😂😂
@amandanichols8873
@amandanichols8873 Жыл бұрын
@@spreadloveandkindness6477 Literally got NONE of them right...I didn't even get one right.
@rubyandminnie
@rubyandminnie 11 ай бұрын
Ilym Kris, I smile every time you upload a new video. Knowing that their are other weird people like me in the world makes me very happy. Your compliments always make my day. Thank you for being so goddam fabulous!!!
@NotsoCyan
@NotsoCyan Жыл бұрын
I am so obsessed with your channel (not to be weird, you just entertain me) that my entire recommended list is KallmeKris videos.
@peachtea5285
@peachtea5285 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think Kris realizes how many laughs she brings into my life ! She takes away my anxiety and depression ! Thank you Kris for making my day brighter ❤️
@kand11.k4rii2
@kand11.k4rii2 2 жыл бұрын
same do u take meds for depression?
@aubreyisbubbly23
@aubreyisbubbly23 2 жыл бұрын
Same I take meds for my depression
@emilywanberg9169
@emilywanberg9169 2 жыл бұрын
I agree I am going through a rough time and as soon as I stared watching this a felt way better keep up the good work kris
@cerealgod144
@cerealgod144 2 жыл бұрын
cringe on god
@randomlily2253
@randomlily2253 2 жыл бұрын
YAS QUEEN SAME
@lilacyberry9115
@lilacyberry9115 2 жыл бұрын
7:21 IT'S A COCONUT!
@user-ryunjaines
@user-ryunjaines 3 ай бұрын
Yes I said it!!
@em1ly.D
@em1ly.D 9 ай бұрын
The fact that I was crying and Kris could make me smile with in less than 5 minuts. Love you kris.
@UnicornzRreal92
@UnicornzRreal92 Жыл бұрын
I've done it in a Walmart bathroom🤷‍♀️ But it was so embarrassing 🤣
@WhatEvenThat
@WhatEvenThat 2 жыл бұрын
10:23 Literal Cat Call
@strawberrycowtwins3611
@strawberrycowtwins3611 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she gives us a complement every time
@Vix2066
@Vix2066 2 жыл бұрын
We all do lol
@piperjaycie
@piperjaycie 2 жыл бұрын
I like your user name!!
@Ray-spec4
@Ray-spec4 3 ай бұрын
She is the best. And always makes me smile and I hope she keeps smiling thank you so much for being the person I need love you
@Imtootiredtodealwithppl
@Imtootiredtodealwithppl Жыл бұрын
Ive been super anxious recently thank you Kris for the funniest and most enjoyable videos!
@klee9629
@klee9629 2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact that she always compliment us?, it always make me smile.😊
@yamee4567
@yamee4567 2 жыл бұрын
same
@Stephanie11189
@Stephanie11189 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ryoka1240
@ryoka1240 2 жыл бұрын
HOPE
@leahborden8422
@leahborden8422 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s all appreciate Kris for always making us laugh
@shiny_hunter689
@shiny_hunter689 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry for the bots and I think there having a stroke
@neonhood7678
@neonhood7678 2 жыл бұрын
She makes my week Everytime I watcha video
@margareth6136
@margareth6136 2 жыл бұрын
🅰🅳🆄🅻🆃 🅾🅽🅻🆈 🅴🅳🅸🆃🅸🅾🅽, 🅳🅾🅽'🆃 🅼🅸🆂🆂 🆃🅾🅳🅰🆈'🆂 🅻🅸🆅🅴 🆂🅴🆇 🅱🆁🅾🅰🅳🅲🅰🆂🆃 HOUSEOF-LUST.XYZ 💌 cutegirls Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "mundruk" Yoongi: "Butter" Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
@aileengarcia6916
@aileengarcia6916 2 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mNOFmNOoxLSpc3s.html..
@official_rose7046
@official_rose7046 2 жыл бұрын
i have never tapped on a video so fast❤️
@Devinbaker-ue9mo
@Devinbaker-ue9mo 5 ай бұрын
"I feel filthy" don't worry, i'm with ya there kris!
@kelleycone6652
@kelleycone6652 Жыл бұрын
problem is with the questions from that one guy is that i never was thinking of the dirty things i was geussing random things that made sence and then he whould say the most random thing in the world
@sandiflinchum6925
@sandiflinchum6925 2 жыл бұрын
I love you. I'm a 50 yr old disabled woman who is always in much pain. When I try to relax I pull up your channel. You make me laugh and I forget about reality for a while. The pain is still there but for just a little while I can focus on something besides it. You are amazing and I'm blessed to have found you. Thank you so much
@ammuniammal9533
@ammuniammal9533 2 жыл бұрын
Feel better
@SugarKttn
@SugarKttn 2 жыл бұрын
Protect this woman at all costs
@amandanichols8873
@amandanichols8873 Жыл бұрын
I hope you feel better🤗
@ZahRAWRbandos
@ZahRAWRbandos Жыл бұрын
Awh you are a precious soul
@seesoux3070
@seesoux3070 Жыл бұрын
Solidarity with you, sister. I'm only 22v but I have chronic pain as a result of fibromyalgia and some other health conditions. I'm so sorry you're hurting, wishing you pain free days ahead. And if not pain free, at least manageable 🥺💖💖
@sweetxnothing13
@sweetxnothing13 2 жыл бұрын
7:36 yeah coconut thats what all we thought about at the first time 😅
@CharliGill09
@CharliGill09 2 жыл бұрын
Ik what they mean but what’s the word?
@SvuDoggos
@SvuDoggos 11 ай бұрын
the riddle one i straight up fell on the floor dying
@user-dm1sf5cx2m
@user-dm1sf5cx2m 10 ай бұрын
You are the best thing that EVER happened to KZfaq and I can not express how much your videos mean to me❤
@dakshdeore5326
@dakshdeore5326 2 жыл бұрын
11:43 ok that was perfect
@dodo19923
@dodo19923 2 жыл бұрын
5:00 feel a bit attacked there ngl.
@Grapeandblue
@Grapeandblue Жыл бұрын
Thank you you are really helping me in a hard time in my life ❤
@ShaunOlsen
@ShaunOlsen 8 ай бұрын
Thank ya for always makin me smile! And all of y'all you enjoy these videos, I love all y'all!
@briellebell8480
@briellebell8480 2 жыл бұрын
2:36 your facial expressions are just to funny!🤣🤣😂
@truecwgirl1
@truecwgirl1 2 жыл бұрын
10:50 u can see it go ⬆️
@Ace_87
@Ace_87 Жыл бұрын
U nasty lol
@Nora_bestie
@Nora_bestie Жыл бұрын
Kris is struggling so hard not to be inappropriate 😂😂
@LunaMoon-rz8op
@LunaMoon-rz8op Жыл бұрын
Kris:I wouldn't do "it" in a Wal-Mart bathroom Me: I did "it" in a middle school bathroom in the 8th grade when I was in my 13 month relationship
@sadra9252
@sadra9252 2 жыл бұрын
Vegan teacher is definitely going to have a heart attack when she sees todays sponsor😂🤣 Jokes aside... I truly enjoy watching your videos no matter what they're about. Love u 💛🔥
@mingming243
@mingming243 2 жыл бұрын
3:16 Kris, it’s a bowling ball-
@alexeimcpherson
@alexeimcpherson 5 ай бұрын
I failed every question the guy asked, I tried straw with the 6 inches question and found out I failed at life...but there are more symptoms in my life that show I have failed a HELL of alot more than just the mind being dirtied up
@SkyloveGlen
@SkyloveGlen 7 ай бұрын
TY Kris for making my day❤keep up the great work❤❤
@ashleighallen7818
@ashleighallen7818 2 жыл бұрын
We should all appreciate that every time Kris posts anything she makes us all smile❤ thanks Kriss you really make my day
@cp2317
@cp2317 2 жыл бұрын
YOU should appreciate life , bot
@chat_noir897
@chat_noir897 2 жыл бұрын
I love How she dosen't force people to Subscribe,she doesent clickbait anything,she just tells you "this is What im doing, Enjoy" Luv You Kris❤️❤️❤️❤️
@lylaallman6491
@lylaallman6491 6 ай бұрын
I got 3 1/2 of the riddles, the outlet, the candle, te toothbrush, and I was very close to the oyster
@emailtosumesh
@emailtosumesh 4 күн бұрын
4:16 ✨Oh my god✨ Famous words from David rose. 4:26 ✨Rodikadodikadodikadou✨
@aesthetic_twins_5713
@aesthetic_twins_5713 2 жыл бұрын
1:56 its the cucumber!
@LieuTenDark
@LieuTenDark 2 жыл бұрын
"Bowling ball. Get your minds out of the gutter" Get your bowling ball out of the gutter too y'all
@user-me9jl5ce5w
@user-me9jl5ce5w 9 ай бұрын
Kris once said: *THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL SIR*
@theokman399
@theokman399 2 жыл бұрын
1:30, it's Walmart so skinny dipping in the toilets of the Walmart bathroom is probably normal there
@zombbiiiiieeeee
@zombbiiiiieeeee 2 жыл бұрын
8:37 IM DYING 😂😂😂😂
@theirishmushroom9296
@theirishmushroom9296 Жыл бұрын
Did a dog really step on you
@zombbiiiiieeeee
@zombbiiiiieeeee Жыл бұрын
@@theirishmushroom9296 yes 😔
@Avigorus
@Avigorus 11 ай бұрын
The first riddle had me thinking "encumbrance" but then again the word comes up in video games and such lol Several of those riddles I'm getting wrong, but only just, like rope instead of seat belt, bar soap instead of candle, that kind of thing lol Sushi instead of oyster was another, got several right tho, just didn't keep track lol
@kimchicat1434
@kimchicat1434 11 ай бұрын
her just stuggling with the coconut riddle
@coolcat-ey5sj
@coolcat-ey5sj 2 жыл бұрын
8:16 ThAt BrOtHA GoNe
@bi_bruh1610
@bi_bruh1610 2 жыл бұрын
2:10 i said vacuum
@leeknheluvvr
@leeknheluvvr Жыл бұрын
Same
@TheOriginalPreciseGamer
@TheOriginalPreciseGamer Жыл бұрын
but that's cuum
@KaraTheCandyAddictStuidios
@KaraTheCandyAddictStuidios Жыл бұрын
I said Cummins, like the truck
@mreggs3731
@mreggs3731 3 ай бұрын
me: "is the answer bad food?" the answer: "an oyster" me: "yup, bad food"
@Coldheart322
@Coldheart322 Жыл бұрын
I was doing so well with those questions! First 3, blitzed. Not dirty at all. After that... nothing. I also thought cat rather than coconut, dentist was just what?!? And that seatbelt one was just wrong.
@professionalboobinspector
@professionalboobinspector 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "you look cute too" Me, on the toilet: 😀🤡
@vocaflame
@vocaflame 2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the vegan teacher seeing this and convulsing 6:08
@Kat_Hi_97
@Kat_Hi_97 Ай бұрын
13:21 i remember reading that book in 1st grade and being scared.
@Nevernight07
@Nevernight07 25 күн бұрын
Finally, a sponsor I would actually consider checking out
@penciljkimnotapencil7684
@penciljkimnotapencil7684 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine this: The vegan teacher watched to 5:29.
@honeycovess
@honeycovess 2 жыл бұрын
Yes omg
@alexandrialarsen3101
@alexandrialarsen3101 2 жыл бұрын
Vegan teacher : you did not read the ingredients to be shore its vegan Everyone with more than 2 braincells: seriously vegan teacher
@londynn_z
@londynn_z 2 жыл бұрын
my grandma has been in the hospital & recently i’ve had a lot of anxiety and worrying. but watching your videos makes me so happy and forget about things for a little bit. I love you & your videos so much. keep up the great work! You are such an amazing person & we are so alike. we’re both cancers and our personalities are very similar. I love you kris!!
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
hope you and your grandma are ok love
@takne
@takne 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris you should try and banish the bots of your comment section
@londynn_z
@londynn_z 2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris thank you so much for the reply!
@steven03048
@steven03048 Жыл бұрын
3:08 Well, that one doesn't work everywhere on the wide world, but you it's guessable.
@Zombiedemon9
@Zombiedemon9 Жыл бұрын
I was dying the whole time at the end omg lilove it
@Uchiha...Itachi
@Uchiha...Itachi 2 жыл бұрын
10:35 Me:ok,no prob Her:why do I hear John Cena music?
@gameofspacegaming5477
@gameofspacegaming5477 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Uchiha...Itachi
@Uchiha...Itachi 2 жыл бұрын
@@gameofspacegaming5477 🙌
@your_official_internet_wee5274
@your_official_internet_wee5274 2 жыл бұрын
1:19 fun fact they are at target 🎯
@_1tsM3l1f3_
@_1tsM3l1f3_ 11 ай бұрын
I’m so smart, I got all them questions right except the oyster one✨✨
@thatonestardewnerd
@thatonestardewnerd Жыл бұрын
For the last question, the first thing I thought of was escargot. 😶
@lynncalypso1534
@lynncalypso1534 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 I was thinking circumference, bc sometimes math can be very difficult.
@SkittlezinNoodlez.9
@SkittlezinNoodlez.9 2 жыл бұрын
2:05 the answer was cucumber
@Dahliapanda
@Dahliapanda 2 ай бұрын
Bro I said a sock😭😭😭
@varyaartsandcraftsandmore5396
@varyaartsandcraftsandmore5396 9 ай бұрын
I love watching KallMeKris so much! She makes my day
@emilythomas1876
@emilythomas1876 9 ай бұрын
i’m so happy i only got four of the riddles wrong
@ash-iy2ku
@ash-iy2ku 2 жыл бұрын
11:19 it's fooked up 😂 omg I'm dying 🤣 holy moly you're videos are the best 😂
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