I'm most upset that the sequel wasn't about those two gay knights and their secret love affair from the first movie

Goats voice changed cause she ruined her vocal cords faking her death in the first one. :(

The fact they automatically assumed you’re American because you’re speaking English 💀

super proud of goat's transition 🏳️‍⚧️

Kurtis trying to flirt with a whole company to avoid getting a copyright claim is the best thing

"Tall guy is tall..." *But does he wear size thirteen Nikes*

THE BART EDIT OF GOAT IS ACTUALLY THE FUNIEST THING IVE SEEN

i genuinely quote the line “hahaha, he cant see! he has cataracts” to myself daily. i dont know why that line is so funny

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SAD GOAT EDIT SHZHSJGXSJGX

AAA studios: “ItS nAtUrAl” Katie’s back: “am I a joke to you?”

It's kinda mindblowing, as a czech person, seeing a foreigner analyze this movie, because I never even noticed the numerous puns and cultural references, until I heardthe translated version. Par example, the word "kozy" aka "goats" are also a slang for boobs, so boobs are literally in the title. The three guys are the main characters of a popular fairytale "Velký, Široký a Bystrozraký" and the movie kind of pokes fun at them, the "northern popsticle" is a reference to the popsticle Polárka, which is also the word we use for the northern star Polaris. And there's so much more hidden in there that gets lost in translation. I'm not saying this as a defence of the movie, it's not good by any means and I remember having nightmares bc of it as a kid, it's just a wild realisation that some of the things like czech fairytales which are normal to me could be overlooked by a foreigner because they didn't grow up in the same enviroment. Great video, laughed a lot!

The pain in his voice, the smirk, the masked anger ‘I’m Canadian’

WHYS NO ONE TALKING BAOUT HOW GOOD THE SAD LOFI GOAT EDIT WAS.

"it's nAtUraL" they say while portraying women as more boobs than body

I love how Matthew went from being stinky to being groovy

I just realized the voices probably changed for singing purposes lmao

AAA studio really said “I thought you were American”

Oh no Looks like Kurtis got slapped by legal.

Sentences I never thought I’d hear : “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese” “Are all stars popsicles?” “The evil cheese devil shows up and kidnaps Susie” “You can’t make cheese in jail.”

Goat had to have at least one kid to even produce milk, and to keep good milk flowing you should breed them at least every 2 years. So Susie is 100% goats kid.

why would AAA studios sue Kurtis? he clearly has a mullet

the way the studio responded really pissed me off there isnt even a valid point

Goat's interaction in the bar sounds like a start of a joke "So a goat walks into a bar and says 'I'll pay the bill for anyone that knows the way to hell'..."

Goat is the only character that goes through any kind of development between the two movies. Congrats to Goat for transitioning between the events of movie one and two.

“makin it stinky” still can’t get over that line 😭

Also, can we talk about how Kurtis looks like a really cool ’80s uncle

it’s funny that the creator brought up American movies like Kurtis didn’t poke fun at those too 😭

pretty sure the scaring kids by telling them they‘ll suffer in hell part is actually how raising kids worked until like the 1970’s or so

"he can't see, he has c a t a r a c t s" has the same energy as "I can't sit anywhere, I have hemorrhoids"

disappointed they didn’t say “first” when they somehow found your unlisted video and commented on it before it was public.

I just realized that both Jemmy and Katie have blue eyes which is a trait that Johnny shares. Susie has green eyes though, a trait seemingly only shared by Goat.... No wonder Katie and Jemmy didn't seem too upset when they thought Susie was dead. Their embarrassing crime against nature was about to be at an end.

My misophonia was highly triggered by the "Buddy's Tongue Rubbers" bit. The tongue sounds were on point and disturbing. Great job!

i’m sorry, but i can’t get over when AAA said, “someone put someone in their mouth, they fight together is completely okay”

This dude be like "at least it isn't violent like American movies" when his movie has characters being actually visibly executed by hanging. Bruh

They need to make a third movie about the daughter finding out goat is her real mom. family drama on the scale of hamlet ensues

23:06 dude that Sad goat edit put the movie in a Whole new perspective.

I want a shirt that says “Lucifer is very particular about his cheese”

Are we really gonna glide over, “Then her arm falls off, which is pretty disarming to see.”

I’m so glad that Goat was able to complete his transition :)

I’m rewatching this video for probably the fifth time and I only just noticed that at 10:12 they animated Katy’s huge bazongas pushing the apple basket by the window as she blows out the candles and I think that is such an unnecessary but hilarious detail

Dang Kurtis, don’t get slapped by legal

Kurtis: Gets a copyright strike over a bad bad movie Kurtis: Here is the sequel I hope the studio doesn't strike this :)

Meanwhile, Dingo Pictures, the company responsible for movies like Wabuu, The Lion and the King, Dinosaur Adventure, etc. discovered Phelous' reviews and commentary on their stuff, and sent him plushies of some of the characters lmao. Attitude is everything, and Dingo gets points from me for that.

When I was a kid, I was so happy to see that there was an entire freaking animated movie actually made in our country. The reason I was so happy about that was not the movie itself, but the desire for Czech Republic to be seen by the world for what I/we see it as. We were long under the reign of USSR and their regime, and basically stagnated all that time when other nearby countries that were unaffected by that were flourishing. Nowadays we are barely seen as something more than merely a remnant of that era, despite the fact that we have incredibly smart and ambitious people both nowadays and in our history, rich culture, etc. We see ourselves, our culture and our quality of life as on par with other European countries, such as France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, you name it. And yet, we all still collectively feel that we aren't perceived that way by the outside world, and we do attribute that to the long-gone communist regime. It's a bit ironic, considering that that regime ended here over 30 years ago at this point, and that we've been "western" not only prior to that regime and prior to WW2, but also that we've been western again ever since that regime ended. So for me, an animated children's movie coming from our country was one of the signs that maybe not only we're finally catching up in what we've missed out on during the communist reign, but also that we have a chance to finally be seen differently by the outside world. Unfortunately clearly the movie did pretty much the exact opposite, lol. Some jokes are really quite obscene, and unfortunately all the references to our old children's stories and urban legends of Prague just don't translate well for a watcher who doesn't know these things. Yeah. If you want a good piece of Czech content, check out the Mafia game trilogy. All of those games are Czech-made, including the story of the first two (and the definitive edition). The story is incredible and there is no weird crazy stuff like this. Promise.

I hate these types of companies that can't take criticism, will not improve, and will try to copywrite strike that one person who's criticism is different. This is stupid.

Kurtis flirting with AAA studios to avoid a copyright strike killed toxic masculinity

12:56 no cause, your eyes get cut out of your skull, you die immediately, that’s what goat story taught me

17:49 I only just noticed my like 7th time watching this that these lines were a sick rhyme

Man i just realized Susie's eyes are green, but Katie and Jimmy's eyes are blue and goat's eyes are green. Oh my god Jimmy wtf

Buddy's tongue rubbers was a crucial part of the spread of the virus.

I just wanted to mention that the three guys (Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed) are a popular kids tale in Czech Republic. The most popular version is that they help save a princess with a poor guy. It’s really weird in my opinion as a Czech girl but it also was one of my favorite tales when I was a kid. So it’s not a joke that they are named after what they look (or maybe it is who knows it’s way too old to know) it’s just a kids tale

24:51 “we are anonymous where gonna rob your gam gam” - Kurtis 2020

When I go to hell, I'ma ask Lucifer what cheese he's particular about.

Everybody knows that Goat, Katy, and Jemmy are in a polyamorous relationship

my parents made me watch this as a little czech kid and i ended up locked in a psych ward.

the line "and since goat is a raging alcoholic, the first place they go to is a bar to get more information on how to go to hell" is phenomenal out of context.

Kurtis either always dresses like a cool uncle or that cousin everyone is excited to see at family get togethers, no in between.

My therapist: Buddy’s Tongue Rubbers isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.

11:38 - 11-58 has to be my favorite moment of the entire video, it’s just soooo funny thinking about the fact that he’s doing a bit based of a movie that’s suppose to be for kids

6:48 i just had to say this song came into my head randomly. it's been literal years since i watched this video and yet i just caught myself humming this. i actually didn't properly know the lyrics of what i was singing and it was driving me insane. thank you kurtis for temporarily putting me in immense stress. great song

Why’s no one talking about that goat edit? fire.

i love how kurtis has to add "except that one time" because we're all such assholes we won't let him live it down

Thank you Kurtis for uploading. I know its been years since you had, but this helped me a lot. When I was sobbing after realizing only two people actually care for me and my friends tell me my anger and depression is just a phase. Again, thank you so much and you're doing great.

I am not going to defend either of the movies (the second one is better tho), but most of the story lines actually come from Czech legends and fairy tales. In the first movie, mister Hanish is actually a very well known legend. And the Faust's house too and so mister Hanish's story and Matthew's story follow these legends. For this one, the three guys, Tall, Broad and Sharp-eyed are actually from a fairy tale where they are helping a prince save a princess who is held hostage by some wizard or something. The thing about them is that Tall can strech, Broad can drink a whole pond (its important in the original story I swear) and Sharp-eyed.....sees....far. He can see very far and very little details. And with their help the prince saves the princess. woooo

In Czech Republic, we had an icecream called North star

goat saying "sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth" has the same energy as steve buscemi saying "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?"

I am going to buy a goddamn box-set of every film produced by AAA Productions because everything they make is GOLD

"you have three days to get your parents back" *holds up two fingers* 💀💀💀

The busty neighbor: “You only have three ✌🏼 days to save your parents!”

I'm not a genetics genius but one of the children has green eyes, neither Jemmie or Katy have green eyes but Goat does.. take that as you will 😬😬

To be honest, that song Matthew was playing at the bar was more swag than anything the devil could give him.

i think it’s so silly how they’re called ‘AAA studios’ like they were so mad about something and had to get it out by naming their studio 😭

Kurtis, no offense, but I never want to see you rub your tongue again.

cool but where's "10 hours of goat lofi to sleep/ make cheese to."

27:17 I think Brandon Rogers made a whole comedy sketch about this

15:30 *chefs kiss*

"Lucifer is very particular about his cheese" will be on my gravestone

Petition for Kurtis to be a voice actor in the third movie...

The arabic version of part 1 is just part 2 reuploaded. I know that I've never ever seen nudity in an Arabic animation (yet), so I think they never really managed to get Arabic dubbers who were willing to dub a movie with nudity. Pretty cool.

Who else wants to bet the animation studio watches this video over and over again with an angry expression on their faces?

Hey Kurtis, Czech person here, just letting you know that the three guys “tall, broad and sharp-eyed” are based on an old czech tale. I don’t remember it very well and I guess that if I read it today it wouldn’t make much sense either but yeah, the writers didn’t make that up

Kurtis: "there is a big musical number" The musical number: "marching straight into hell 💃💃🎵🎵"

11:08 Lucifer grew up in Wisconsin

The trinity has been complete. Danny, Drew, and Kurtis have all posted on the same day.

When AAA studio wrote “if someone put someone in their mouth”, they just poorly translated a Czech saying which means “to talk shit about someone”. It is just a phrase we say. Those who are from Czech republic also think it’s a really weird movie. I love the content Kurtis. Have a nice day, stay safe.:)

this movie reminds me so much of an old story: "The Story of Harap-Alb". In that story, the main charachter meets a few guys: the tall man, who could strech a lot, the thirsty man, who could drink a lot of water, the hungry man, who was always hungry, and another guy who was blind but could also see at long distances. These two stories are so similar 😭😭

I'm sure someone has already pointed this out to Kurtis but just in case...does he know that he's listed as the voice of the goat on the first movie's IMDb page?

did i just watch 30 minutes of a man talk about a foreign goat...? yes

Kurtis needs to make “huh?” merch.

25:46 jumpscare

I will explain why there was a popsicle in the sky. that popsicle is called "Pólarka" in the Czech Republic, and we have the same name for the North Star. The popsicle and the North Star have the same name in the Czech Republic

it’s america’s fault that this canadian man didn’t like us animating a little boy’s bing-bing instead of giving him pants and making explicit sexual references and showing one of the main characters being hung while also referencing beastiality, making deals with the devil, extreme punishments, and making racist jokes in our free kid’s movie like i get it america sucks but leave kurt boy alone :(

When you made the h*ndjob joke I literally didn't doubt it for a moment until you said you were kidding

The way u keep bringing up “making it stinky” is hilarious😂😂

11:54 you made a joke about my local cheese, you are officially my favorite KZfaqr

what if eye color is supposed to indicate that goat IS suzy’s mom? jemmy, katy, and johnny all have blue eyes. goat and suzy have green 😳

Kurt, love that you’re flirting with the company so they won’t claim you.

At 17:00 It is a poorly translated joke. In Czechia there is a popsicle caled ,,polárka" that is also a frase for a star

Trans jokes aside, the idea that the english dubbers just either forgot Goat's gender or didn't bother to check the first movie to see she was female is hilarious.

With covid, the Indoor boyfriend is the one who ended up getting more attention