My two favs are Bratz: Girlz Really Rock, and Bratz: Go To Paris

Is that the only Bratz movie without a zed in the end?

literally the best bratz movie because of how fucking insane it is. the only movie with actual life or death stakes.

@@Bxcars maybe its bratz: go to pariz

THAT ONE USED TO SCARE ME SM AS A KID BECAUSE THEY GOT LIKE OLD AND STUFF

just like the REAL dolls!!!

he joked about it being a commentary but like it actually was. it shows that they can be friends across their differences but there are also scenes he didn’t include in the video where annalise realizes how bad things were for her citizens and how she was so sheltered and didn’t realize and she vows to make things better and basically gains class consciousness

See this is why girls are so much more advanced emotionally. Like we just grow up making these connections so young and men are like omg I’m so emotionally intelligent and woke blah blah blah when they make this connection at 30. I love being a woman and being emotionally intelligent and being able to share these thoughts and theories with other women

​@@Nicolelacraia1I don't understand what makes you think men are only able to make these emotional connections at 30

@@lemonywater2979 You wont get it.

​@@Nicolelacraia1yikes. What a sexist take.

you mean super babiez, right?

im sorry bratz WHAT

i was so obsessed with this movie as a kid

My daughter watched Super Babiez so many times I know the script by heart. 😂

LMAO THIS LITERALLY GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

@yo Depp ofc

DAMN NOT ALL THESE BOTS 😭✋️

Who's Kurtis /j

Kurtis underestimated the price of an L.A. office

Ugh these bots omg

I LOVE BARBIE LORE 😻😻

tgats so cool

love when franchises tackle movie lore like this

I love when people formally adress comments to Kurtis under his own fucking video heheeee

@@kateinthegrass is this sarcasm because i genuinely cant tell but its making me laugh so hard lmfao

I feel like barbies were more like adult but dressed less adult and bratz acted like kids/teens but dressed like super adult lol (there is alot more makeup and like adult styles vs. The random princess dresses and shit) lolol

Barbie's going to win and you know it

yeah wasnt the live action bratz fucking terrible lmao @@bisexualblueberry

@@asrielknight I actually haven't seen it haha I just saw barbie and I can't see any way for it to lose

this was what i was thinking about the whole video lol

Barbie solos

I remmber when that movie came out i litterly have a CD of that movie

@@stell4423 same I've had the DVD for that one and the princess and the pauper forever. Still god tier doll movies

YES!!!

I remember there was a "bloopers" at the end of one of the barbie movies where it shows that they're all actors and it was really cute and funny lol It was called like magic of pegasus or something like that? There were pegasus in it and ice skating and a polar bear, at least from what I remember

Omg! I love it! I’ve never seen that one, but it was theory I had as a kid

I had the same thought lol

Up✨

then he must also do Ever After High. that was lowkey the SHIT for me when i was younger 😩✨

@@urbestielily OMG, YES✨✨✨

Monster high vs ever after high

Pauper is short for poor person. Poor-per(son) became 'poorper' which became 'pauper' due to inadequate education and incorrect spellings by poor people in the Middle Ages.

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Isn't "paupertas" a latin word that means poverty? I think that's where pauper derives from.

@@ladymaranosg7149 oh, cool!! I love linguistics facts. 😁 Thanks for sharing!

Lmao that seamstress was her mom

@catpainter3165 was she? The way Erika talks about her parents is like they're gone. I assumed the other seamstress was just another poor woman.

She was her mother 🤣

@etherealrain3383 Okay I looked it up and she definitely wasn't. She's another seamstress named Bertie that just also works for Madame Carp.

@@victoriamarie2929 this blows my mind. Ive gone my whole life thinking that shes her mom

@be safe thx

Finally it’s here B A L L S

Honestly same 💅✨✨

SAME

thought of it multiple times at work today

perfect title

sameee

I almost spit out my drink at "hi 🏍"

I almost spit out my drink at "tutor I hardly know her"

Same😭😭😭

many barbie movies did but if i remember correctly it only came with the dvds and you had to like select them so it wasn't after the credits (not sure though). the magic of pegasus and diamond castle had awesome bloopers too. i also may be wrong about this but i feel like maybe they started the trend cause all other animated movies with bloopers i can think of are more recent?

FRRR

@@leaf111 no, Pixar was having bloopers before the barbie movies

@@4to5MouseHive i thought of pixar, monsters inc came to mind but for some reason i thought it was released in 2005 lmao you're right

yea

Omg Bussy lives in KurtisTown!

TELL EM BUSSY

The two people I watch on KZfaq in the same place 👀👉👈

Lmao you are the last person I expected to see here but I really don't know why now that you are, it makes complete sense

The real problem is him calling paupers "poppers". Kurtis!!!! It's "pawper" 🤣

Shes so talented

yes

you know this makes me think about Hatsune Miku, it's the exact same thing with her. Miku and all of the other vocaloids are marketed as real people, as if she's a singer and she even have an official Twitter account where she shitpost. She even does live concert as an hologram. It's like she's an actual celebrity but she's not she's just a synthetic voice program. Even when people think of the songs that Hatsune Miku sings they don't think of them as being the artist's song, they think of it as being a Miku's song. Almost like Miku is an artist that makes and interpret her own songs as opposed to being a voice program that people uses to make songs. It's kinda crazy that we almost think of them as celebrity when they're not even real people

She’s very busy

@@regentofnothing Miku and Barbie should star in a buddy action film.

lefting! leftaroo! (something that to this day is part of my vocabulary...)

I want his reaction to bibble

@@labellelace going left

@@labellelace dude I was both horrified and fascinated by that movie

@@labellelace me too! Haha it’s a running joke in my family

Every single human is beefing with Kelly

Kelly has given me PTSD and ever since I first witnessed the horrific forehead that is Kelly I have been going to war trauma therapy. That’s how bad Kelly is

Kelly more like smelly

kelly more like smelly

No

8 year old me was SHOCKED when the fashion fairytale movie revealed she was an actress

Wait wait wait I thought Mermaid Tale was Merlia???

Im pretty sure the mermaid ones were also her acting because in a fashion fairytale she had a poster of the movie up in her trailer

I believe barbie as the actress movies were all the ones with her sisters, fashion fairytale, a fairy secret and barbie diaries

The old films in the early 2000s (from what I could remember!) began with Barbie telling Kelly or some other character a story. I distinctively remember this happening in the Christmas Carol, Rapunzel and Diamond Castle.

Nahhh boo York was my childhood😢😢

there are also fairies that just exist in real life also like their just there

damn these bots are like germs

@@imhappy7632 after every kurtis video, I spend a good 5-10 minutes just reporting bots

@@imhappy7632 yeah don't be fooled, magic still exists even though the magic fantasy movies aren't real

SO META

Kurtis is actually signaling us to start the video over again and the warning is to make sure we have time to do it.

Yeah these warnings just makes me sad. 😭😭

ur not wrong

tHIS! I’d watch Kurtis talk about Barbie, Bratz, and Monster High films all day tbh. Because it’s so funny to get his perspective as someone who was/isn’t a doll collector. l collect dolls so I know too much 😂😂

All day every day

FORREALLLLL

how can i refuse is a banger and i will die on this hill

Yes this speaks to me so, so much

Ok no shit I'd never seen that movie as a kid and I still haven't but I heard that song once in another video and just listened to it for hours after like "wow"

LITERALLY omfg the Impact that song had on me as a 5 year old,, i'm 21 & i still have it memorized

i already know for the barbie one its gonna be Barbie Diaries lmao or the newer ones like Barbie Video games

@@ladyluck01 it NEEDS to be The Barbie Diaries

BRO HONESTLY YEAH

@@ladyluck01 barbie diaries isn't the worst lol

@@ladyluck01 tbh i would watch barbie diaries 600 times if it meant i could purge the memory of barbie princess power from my brain. that was truly awful

We are waiting Kurtis.. c,mon… 7:35

STILL WAITING

The bratz sleepover movie!

Sasha’s story used to scare me so bad

@@myatee4134 Omg same! And I always watched it at night for some reason 💀😅

Omg I loved that movie as a kid

😂😂

Mhm

TRU lmao

TRUE

Speak for yourself

Rock Angels is a subpar movie, he should have done the God-tier Passion for Fashion Diamondz or Bratz Go To Paris 💯

I think they stole the money from their rival

the next one better be called barbie vs. bratz 3D

You have my signature he needs to do Barbie Mariposa! We had a vhs tape of it so it is engraved into my brain. Looking back it kinda sucked but I loved it

@@Ava_Moatz Barbie Mariposa is amazing. The Skeezites are everything. I have the DVDs

signed

him comparing the actual dolls...

The fact there’s a dot between you and tube makes that entire sentence discreditable 😭

He says this so much in his vids and it’s so funny and kind of sweet as though we didn’t all choose to click on and watch this nd are probably really enjoying it haha

Repent to Jesus Christ “Righteousness guards the person of integrity, but wickedness overthrows the sinner.” ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭13:6‬ ‭NIV‬‬ F

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Barbie live action would clearly win in my opinion

yes yes yes!! and in fashion fairytale shes shown acting on the set of princess and the pea ! part of the plot of that movie revolves around her work as an actress (public opinion abt her iirc) i fully accept this theory as cannon

It’s Barbie *AS* whatever the movie is in the title scene, that’s a big hint

Yeah like even on the barbie website she would go check out bts on my new movie

ok

Oh that’s interesting, so basically they just work at a studio together? They could make a meta movie with that idea.

Premussy made me choke so thanks for that

Premussy 😭 such horrid combination of letters 🔤

I'm never going to recover from "Premussy"

best comment ever

not the premussy 😭

Yes!! They weren’t comparing their life situations but rather their identities. I also don’t think it’s completely fair to be too harsh on Annalise, sure she has amazing luxuries and privilege beyond belief but she’s completely powerless in her position as a princess. She has little actual authority in her political role and essentially none over her life. She even acknowledges this in the song ‘Free’ with “you’d think that I’m so lucky that I have so many things, I’m realizing that every present comes with strings”, sure the gifts are lovely but at the end of the day they’re (most likely) disingenuous tactics for political advancements; the more you give someone and treat them well the more obligated they feel to return the favor. This isn’t to say that her life is a hard as Erica’s because it’s not but to say she can’t complain or express her distress because of who she is doesn’t feel right. I would also like to defend the ending of the movie as well as critique it. I think how Erica’s story ends is great, the creators didn’t undo her ‘not ending up with the guy’ setup because in their conversation she doesn’t just straight up reject him and pick singing instead, she basically says she wants to pursue her dreams asap since she finally has the ability to and doing that while married isn’t an option in her mind. Dereck understands this and says he’ll wait for her once she’s fulfilled this dream, and she does, she goes to sing for a decent amount of time if I’m not mistaken but eventually misses him, and again now that she finally has the ability to follow her just follow her heart and do what she wants, she does back. The only thing I don’t like about Erica’s ending is the concept that you see in a LOT of media is that you have to sacrifice independence/freedom for love and vice versa, it makes love to be a responsibility which it shouldn’t be. For Annalise’s ending, I know her main thing was to be with Julian but it would’ve been nice to see them lean into her passion for science and show she gets to do something related to that. I know it’d be a bit difficult seeing as even today women aren’t fully welcome into STEM spaces, but at the end of the day it’s a movie for young girls so I think they could sacrifice some historical accuracy for the sake of giving girls a STEM role model. I mean how cool would it be when to learn that she gets to be a princess AND a scientist, young me would’ve gone feral for something like that.

I agree with what your saying. But I think you guys are going a little too deep on this one. Y’all are writing 5 paragraph essays on his idea of the song.

@@chloenfurnstahl that's literally what grown up barbie stans are like. that's what makes it so enjoyable. there's video essays the length of the film itself discussing the allegory of being gay and disabled in barbie fairytopia.

Yeah Kurtis is... Idk but his reading of the Princess and the Pauper seems to misrepresent the story because he keeps comparing it to the real world when its clearly not meant for that comparison

@@jits8767 it’s kind of silly though isn’t it? These films really don’t lend themselves to that kind of deep reading lol they can be enjoyable clearly but there just isn’t that depth there. People will get so, so over defensive over someone lightly making fun of a movie they liked as a kid it’s crazy. Even when he said multiple times how much he liked it and how well done he thought it was! People can do what they like for fun and if that’s overanalysing barbie films then sure. But not everyone has that same determination to read deeply into what is basically just a well done kids’ film. And if you ARE gonna read into it deeply, well then… as someone from a country that does still have a monarchy, and I wish it didn’t, I also don’t love the message of ‘royals have it hard too kids! They’re just like us really!’ People make the exact same arguments about royals living under all these constraints to defend them and the ungodly amount of money and land they hoard, over here. And it sucks! So you can’t have it both ways, can’t say oh these movies are deeper than you think actually! And also reject criticism of them you don’t like, made on that same premise.

@THIS why did I click this?

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the bcu (barbie cinematic universe)

it's interesting to point out that Barbie's twitter used to tweet like she's the one tweeting, like a real person. So there was a point where she broke up with Ken. therefore, for a long time, Barbie's partners in movies weren't Ken at all (since some people think it's Ken playing other characters).

@@Baby-ob1yf wait actually? That's so funny lol, I respect the company's dedication the the bit

@@Sophie_Pea yeahhh they even had a poll about whether or not Barbie should get back together with Ken

Quentin Tarantino could never

RIGHT? it came out of nowhere and now here i am crying laughing 😆

fr we gotta start a petition to have him make it an actual song id listen to it on repeat 🙏

I need full Pinocchio style rap for this movie

Ngl he was pretty hot with that accent and outfit. Jeez his shirt explains how I’m feeling rn😫

12:48 🙏🏻

i'd give my right lung specifically

@@Taynk_real u give your right and i'll give my left

@@mewsic3063 sounds like a plan

I'll give my entire left toe to get Kurtis to react to Monster High, that was my childhood

monster high vs ever after high

Also Barbie: A Fairy Secret (sort of a spiritual successor to a Fashion Fairytale)

i didn't expect to become this heavily invested in barbie lore. i really want to watch this movie now.

and ones with her sisters are like "real" barbie

@🦋Timileyin Destinee🦋 it’s one of my favorites

@@Itzaric you should!! the best ones are from 2001-2011

Thats what i would like to think they were doing, making the most amazing music while lacking on animation. That's funny to picture.

@@watermelongirl142 I mean, I found out I know the words to...too many of the songs when I replayed the Rock Anglez pc game for my channel. I remember those but can't remember my own doctor appointments so, I think that says they did a good job lmfao

@@Kasia3127 yes I agree that the songs are fire and amazing and probably some of the best songs I've ever heard

i used to watch both barbie movies and barbie life in the dreamhouse so my theory was that raquelle (who always calls chelsea "kelly" wrote the barbie movies

@@purgatoryproductions310 omg I love that

As someone who only played with the dolls this is horrifying news

Or she changed her name lol

kelly was an annoying woe is me oser, chelseas a little more head strong and i love her for it

if alternate dimension is a thing then maybe it is

that’s adorable

Cameron * not Dylan

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"you found it!"

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iconic

I love that

Also they got Wendy Malick in the Bratz movie??? I have The Owl House brain rot, but she's definitely in other things too

WHAT

Amazon

ME TOO! I’m pretty sure the buttons were on their stomachs so I hit them accidentally as much as purposefully

I’d be in bed and they’d start singing while they’re in a box on top of my wardrobe 😭

Mine broke bc I used it for too much LMAO

ME TOO I WAS GONNA COMMENT!! They were the coolest things!!!!

@@lucy-qu8fo that’s terrifying 😂

Bro I think you are onto something how the hell didn’t I think about it

@@thematiasmadness7010 it’s not even a theory, Barbie Fashion Fairytale literally shows Barbie acting in a movie, then when in her trailer there’s a poster for Barbie in a Mermaid Tale, and later she talks about the filming of Barbie in the 3 Musketeers so at least all the movies pre Fashion Fairytale can be assumed to be Barbie “acting” in those films, I’m not certain if that keeps going in later movies tho

@@caspian4087 I was a kid, a very stupid kid and also I didn’t watch that one

Yesss when I was a kid I would play with my Barbie’s and make up different stories where all the dolls were the “actors”. I would keep track of the different stories I made and then I’d have award shows for the dolls after a few days. All inspired by this idea from the movies

@@thematiasmadness7010 that’s why all the titles are actually “Barbie as….”

If he’s gonna do that he has to watch the first Fairytopia. I remember I watched Mermaidia as a kid and never realized there was a previous movie. Always thought the recap at the beginning was just the part of the story they didn’t bother to tell😂

Fairytopia vs bratz diamondz next

I read that as bible

Deep voice Bibble☠️☠️☠️

Bruh I only had mermadia so I always wanted to watch fairytopia since it showed the previews for it

So Good is ... so good... lol

Yes!!! I literally had that CD lmao

@@tancred12 shining’ here in front of youuuuu!

They came in the packages with the rock angelz bratz

i had this album and i want to mention that it also includes a spanish version of So Good that goes hard

we should cause the song slaps

@@brodi4564 travesty that this song was not talked about tbh

@@tweegerm It's literally the most memorable song for me.

If I saw a woman serenade her cat instant marriage

My dream woman and my dream cat

The song about him not needing to meow was always one of my favorites.

It’s pretty weird, but it’s not too unrealistic. Cats mimic their owners and other animals a lot and some cats learn to bark like dogs. Though it doesn’t usually sound like an actual dog.

Isn’t that cat now considered a trans icon??

@@brib6046 i think it’s because of the song as well (which is my fave song in the movie tbh)

YOUR BOW WOWS THE CATS MEOW ITS HOW I KNOW YOU'RE YOUUUUU

I was really hoping he’d do another

Were the cats humans in ball suits? If so i may jump off a bridge

@@henrysphone6364 probably not because in order for mo cap to work you have to have an actor that is approximately the same size of the character you're animating.

@@henrysphone6364 no they were cats in ball suits

The choreography for Barbie and the 12 Dancing Princesses is SO immpressive

motion capture and animation are diff things tho i think ur thinking of using actors/dancers as references 🤔

TBH I think she looks more like the principal from “Radio Rebel”.

Yesss and something I didn’t notice until I was older was that you also see a lot of recurring actors in the background, I love it sm

The way I saw it was that since it was barbie telling her sister stories, so they'd be the " real people" and the story she would tell is sort of self-insert fiction. Those stories/characters did not happen in Barbie's real world, that's why there isn't consistent logic. I don't know why they stopped using that format.

@@rosebird7414 that's because they re-used old models... they literally half had the same face

@@Ian8Abbie yes exactly, it was a creative way to reuse models for all their movies, by having these all be movies in which Barbie is a famous actor, so it would make sense that we would have other recognizable actors in there too lol

stay tuned for my barbie cinematic universe dissertation i’m hoping on publishing by summer ‘23 bc u absolutely can write a whole paper on the BCU, i’m only 120 pages in after 6 months of working on it & i’m only 1/3 way thru 🙃

Bibble is great! They still have me rolling when Bibble has a tooth that is getting loose

My lord and savior

@@Live_Laugh_Loathe All hail Bibble

@@Live_Laugh_Loathe bibble is the baddest bitch period

@@aaaaykaaay1281 amen 🙏

@yo Depp yee

this movie was my childhood. best villain song too

Oh my god. Noahs ark, should’ve had a cat like you! Your bow wow the cats meow thats how I know you’re youuuu

I'm just upset he didn't include the song "How can I refuse?" lol

you’re no status quo calico 💟

Huh. What specific trivia.

I thought you were bullshitting but I looked it up 😭😭 what the fuckkk

Yooooooooooooo that’s awesome!!!

similarly, the magazine boss from Bratz is the same VA as Eda Clawthorne from The Owl House!

I think Misa Misa's english VA is in a lot of Barbie movies too.

I think it should be W.I.T.C.H. vs Winx, these two camps were fighting for dominance in my primary school fr

And they both would win

@@Matt_the_pirate SAME i loved w.i.t.c.h more, it had so much more angst lmao that show and code lyoko lived in my head rent free

@@azul4916 naw only winx

@@Matt_the_pirate Wait... Are you saying those two weren't made by the same company? They had nearly similar art styles though?

i still have the ones my sister and i got, they’re great

I just got them and Erika has slightly older batteries so she’s off key compared to Anneliese it’s amazing

my rich friend had them as a kid and i used to do this every time i went over. thank you for reminding me of them

That's awesome!

I literally still have them because how could you get rid of something that cool!

couple goals

i hope i’m like y’all when i’m married

I’m jealous

LMAOOO

i hope my relationship is like this one day

I never watched it despite being the prime target demo BUT just from Kurtis' snippets, some of the songs aren't half bad! I also don't care for the broadway thing and a jukebox musical seems more fitting for Bratz anyway (and fit the early 2000s vibe). just by listening to a few tracks, I feel like their songs were good for kids who's parents wouldn't let them listen to "grown up" pop/R&B but *would* get them a Bratz soundtrack bc it seemed like Kidz Bop to them lol also, just listened to "So Good" for the first time and ngl it genuinely slaps

The song «so good» from The Rock Angelz album was on repeat DAILY on my pm3 player as a kid, holy shit that was such a good song back then I’m pretty sure that’s the song that awakened my emo kid faze

The cd was so good!!

The Bratz Rock Angelz soundtrack slaps. Nobody’s Girl is a personal favorite

Yeah I’m really annoyed that he dissed the music in the Bratz movie because Lauren Evans is the GOAT and she has amazing range. “This is how we do” isn’t really generic, it’s one of my favorite songs.

There is not tie breaker BRATZ stans are just the right ones.

@@agentatles624 didn't know we'd be having us a brawl in Kurtistown today boys..... But when duty calls

@@agentatles624 tweevils are too iconic

@@daisymemes2168 Let me introduce to you, RRRRRRRRRRaquelle

Same