I live in Florida and can attest that the heat and 100% humidity of summer aren't doing anything to stop this virus either.

Texas isn't getting help from the heat either

@@cattracks9100 The studies have said that moist heat kills the virus, but I think you have to shove it up your nose at like 50C , about 120 F every day. As if anyone is going to do that. Isolation is the only way. Here in Australia my state is down to 5 cases, no new cases for 10 days, and the last person left hospital yesterday. We are still in semi-quarantine, and our quarantine was not just within a state, but between sections of the state. You could only travel for work or grocery transport. It's been hard as we're a tourism state, like Florida, but worth it. I don't know how you guys do it over there knowing everyone is a walking plague. I truly wish you all good luck and wellness. Stay safe.

Stay safe

I’ve been noticing that. Trump is def no doctor is he? 🤷🏻‍♀️😆🤣

What about the Democrat Left wing ANTIFA THUGS who sponsored the Riots /Looting /Burning - No one bitched about Corona then ! NYC Mayor promotes Protests throughout the City !

Herman Moore well, maybe if we there wasn’t systematic oppression of people of color and people weren’t being killed at the hands of the police, we wouldn’t have to have protests in the first place. Btw, even protestors wear masks. The president and his sycophants weren’t. And maybe if Trump had decided to not downplay the virus and deny its existence, we wouldn’t have to worry about a deadly pandemic killing more Americans than a WORLD WAR. Maybe if Republicans started doing something rather than complaining about the left, we would be in a much better place right now.

John Bolton and Mitt Romney are the good guys now..............18 year old me would slap me for making such a suggestion, but it's true.

@@exquisitecorpse4917 John Bolton is still a much worse person than Donald Trump. He's in no way a voice of reason. He's the guy who's disappointed that Trump hasn't killed more people

Nah. Bolton is pissed off cause he couldn't start more wars and kill more people. Trump is the worst but let's not take Bolton's side cause he wrote a book and shat on Trump. Bolton has got the blood of so many innocent lives on his hands. This POS knew how to sell a book and get it publicized on the news and TV just like all the other ex admins that got fired in this unstable WH did

@@gavnare20 How did you get that I was "taking Bolton's side" from that comment?

a conduit to truth only to enhance his bank balance

Anthony Kelly he was writing the book then. Clearly profits in book sales are worth more than the integrity of the Republic.

Remember when the Senate blocked bolton from testifying?

@@GodWeenSatan Shhh! What if they find out.... forget it, no one cares.

He didn't testify because he knew that cowards in Senate will acquit Trump anyways

It wouldn't have mattered, the GOP was not going convict him no matter how damming the evidence.

Canadian here, what’s that in reference to?

BlueArmy33 yes that’s exactly what he was referring to.... so sad 😞

Kieran Kennedy Also, the Saudi’s hacked into Jeff Bezos’ phone to expose he had a mistress and leak it to The Enquirer, which is owned by a friend of Trump. Bezos owns the Washington Post and ‘Dumpster Donnie’ (I like that one) obviously isn’t a fan of their coverage of him.

Kieran Kennedy Canadians don't follow current events/news or what?

Kieran Kennedy...Another Canadian here. It’s in reference to a sarcastic punchline Colbert delivers at 10:30. It was just a joke with a point.

There isn't a first wave. Hear me and don't be conned by the Greatest Medical Scam in History. Investigate..COVID CAN NOT BE ISOLATED OR IDENTIFIED IN A LAB. YOU REALLY ARE FOOLS TO TRUST NEWS AND GOVERNMENTS WITHOUT INVESTIGATING??? ..BAA BAAAA. DON'T BE A SHEEPLE

More science and reading comprehension in the new system of you please

Society builds schools or builds prisons.... we went heavy on the prisons route unfortunately

Get Betsy DeVos out of D.C. and our schools might survive.

@@kathleenhillock9366 fact, all this nonsense Trump keeps repeating about "school choice" is DeVos pushing charter schools up our butts.

Yeah - nah, ain't nobody got time to wait, we need both!! Because under-educated police are uneducated authorities with lethal weapons. Both issues separate, but at the same time: Rx for America's hobbling "third leg" of a President... Like the realities he needed to hear from US Supreme Court, but didn't like or approve of.

That sounds about right

Exactly!!!

You know trump is like satan if you get in trouble he don't know you anymore

I could just imagine it going like "He is an actor, one of the most dramatic from the standpoint of acting"

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Erik Cnating that’s what trump sais. So this can’t be true.

Nope

@Erik Cnating They're equally despicable just in different ways. It's just that Trump wears his nature on his sleeve. Remember he said he could shot an American in broad daylight and people will still support him? Yeah that's kind if guy we're dealing with. Absolutely not surprised that he is morally and intellectually bankrupt, a man corrupted to his bones.

Erik Cnating yeah well two years ago Michael Cohen was dubbed a liar yet everything he said about trump has been spot on accurate... Bolton might be despicable but I wouldn’t discount what he has to say

Our "leader wit da great a-brain" stopped being able to surprise me with his abomination of character, intelligence and temper tantrums that destroy peoples lives, before he even found out where he was supposed to sit in OUR Whitehouse. The people who I used to give more credit too, and defend (somewhat) when they were called morons, unintelligent, inbred etc who follow him however, still manage to surprise me. I thought at least some of them knew better, or had more principles than to follow someone they know wouldn't urinate down their throats if their hearts were on fire, once he's done using them, just because he tells them what they want to hear and validates that one repugnant trait they still can't divest themselves from, their bigoted and fear ridden racism.

Or dies.

IKR you’d think they’d let us skip to the ending

10 times over

If Republicans could ever develop competence, yeah than maybe

He’ll never be arrested and won’t serve any prison time. The wheels of justice turn too slowly and Trump’s brain is melting too fast. I only hope he remains semi-coherent long enough to fully feel the weight of everything he’s built crumbling to dust around him. He needs to lose everything.

I was about to say the same thing. The first wave in the US haven't even ended yet, how can Pence talk about a second wave.

Hayes Dabney too soon. That one hurt

Jigga Henry wqthC

No punches pulled here. Wow, good stuff.

I bet he said it cuz it's in the book. F-ing disgusting.

@David Sturrock 🇺🇸GO AWAY KKK🇺🇸

@David Sturrock Ваш канал с нулевым контентом «🇷🇺сделан в России🇷🇺» на всем протяжении. Приветствую вас на фабрике троллей.

Then You. got it too

There’s a great photo of Steve Buscemi standing next to a protestor who wrote that on his picket sign.

@Far Out Man "It really tied the room together"

what?

Patient: I want antibiotics for covid 19. Doctor: They don't work against covid 19. They're antibiotics. Patient: They should work for covid 19. They're antibiotics. Doctor: Covid 19 is a virus... Patient: A virus is a type of bacteria. Doctor: *Facepalm*

PhageBook isn't helping either...

Sure they were listening. Then they wrote the test on it, then they forgot it to cram the next portion of facts to remember just until five minutes past the next test ...

Covid 19(smoking a cigarette) TRUE!

Many more drownings with the 1st wave before you can call it a second. I think the 2nd will be much stronger.

Ella Mone I swear I will drown myself if BOTH parties can’t get off their pity pots and actually do shit for the people. And it’s not just Trump he’s done more good than destruction.

P Muller I’m sorry but democrats are causing all of this destruction. They want control and you’re giving it to them. It’s not just you you’re voting for it’s all of us. November is not a matter of who’s a better person. It’s do you value your life because at this point Trump is our only shot at not destroying the country.

Republicans, tyrants, dictators all agree with that

Too bad you don't know the difference and are incapable of doing the research to determine that its all commie propaganda and b.s! buncha tahds sucking it up lies like its ice cream. Get a life! Hopefully in somone elses country!

The tragical thing is: the three most effective things to do are between dirt cheap and free: - social distancing where possible - washing your hands at least 20 seconds with soap - mask (sewing neadle, thread, old t-shirt, rubber bands / shoe laces / hair elastic ...) I know full well that masks are slightly uncomfortable to wear, but I have no respect for people who can't be bothered to do that in the face of 490 k deaths world-wide.

not his style unfortunately

Why not just call them "Belgian Fries" (while accurate about where they were invented), if America is so offended by the word "French"? Oh, but then a certain kind of kissing will have to be renamed too. And a certain kind of toast that you cook in a frying pan will have to be renamed. What else has "French" in it? Wait -- the English language has words that were originally French? Better change them too. No more sergeants, lieutenants, captains, and generals. And then there are French words in our cars (can't call them automobiles, after all). No more sedans or coupes. (Yes, I'm being deliberately sarcastic.)

@@philipclayberg4928 Can't go to restaurants either.

Good times back in the early 2000s

@@philipclayberg4928 POODLES! Have to be "French American" cuz they themselves weren't born in France.

@@philipclayberg4928They wanted to rename french fries because France refused to swallow America's Iraq war lies and join the attack on Iraq. Now guess what: Belgium refused that too... 😁😁😁

Da Almighty Booty-O’s altho not a fan of bolton ...i do think he knew he’d be crucified re THE BOOK ..lets err on the side of personal suicide ...and say he’s done a sort of heroic thing....this could be his redeeming quality ....the book will reach a much larger audience than say a television interview..and what bolton revealed gives us a more in depth look at the scope of trump’s inadequacy..and lack of intelligence..🇨🇦🇨🇦

@randsterama What difference did that make, when all he did with the extra dirt was put it in his book to make himself money?

He was exempted from history class so he could get extra umbrella-folding classes. And we all know how well that one turned out.

The geography, proximity to russia and national character of the Finnish people is such that they are content to be ignored by large powers. They've seen the alternatives. To share some insight, there is an old Swedish joke that's told with love: How do you spot an extroverted Finn? He's the one looking at someone else's shoes.

Russia paid more attention to Finland than it currently pays to our president. Because only one of them actually has a backbone. And it isn't the failed steak salesman.

How will you know Finland history if you failed all your exams at school

Then to so smoothly follow it up with "see you on Tuesday", maaan...

But I think Bolton will only do it under the condition that he only gets softball questions about his own role in this. I mean, he has to know that otherwise he would be roasted by Stephen. So I guess while Stephen will ask some tough questions about Trump, he unfortunately will have to go easy on Bolton himself.

@@mori1bund Doubting that. Stephen has sometimes been overly aggressive towards some Republican guests, where he was really just attacking them not putting on pressure hoping they slip up, as he has done with a lot of others. At least from what I've seen, he doesn't seem to do "fake" interviews like that, but I guess it's possible that sometimes he has to give in for various reasons

​@@JachAnen - "Stephen has sometimes been overly aggressive towards some Republican guests" Never nearly as aggressive as he could (or should) be, but I guess when you're a criminal and get asked a real and relevant question that forces you onto the defensive it can feel like aggressive pressure.

Say what? I'm there. Or at least here, on youtube. Get em, Colbert!

@@KingBobXVI No, it was more like he would ask questions and put words in the guest's mouth. It ends up as a pointless interview. Sure, a lot of these people deserve someone really scolding them for what they've been a part of, but I'd personally prefer Stephen went for getting actual information out of them, as we all know very little of what- or how things went down, possibly getting a little aggressive in order to get them to be aggressive and maybe tell the truth, but he wasn't being that strategic about it so I don't think that what his intent. The scary part about him doing it, is that it reminded me of the the way these Fox hosts talk, and I imagine they would interview a Democrat like that, as the objective would be destruction rather than information, despite it being an interview. To be fair, I've seen him interview a bunch and be civil, so maybe we won't see that again

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Now that’s funny

The sparce crowd reflected the historically low voter turnout inspired by the repulsiveness of both candidates in 2016.

@Jim Massa Your fear has substance.

@Chris P. Bacon ..........

Me too!!!!

Don't get it twisted, it's still fuck W too.

I’m right there with you and now I’d take Bush over president Dump any day.

Still a war criminal.

Seth Meyers did on his show, it was great.

The poor man can't talk for long - it would mean detaching his lips from Bunker Boy's rectum for a time

🤣🤣😂🤣

Keith Mc Dumb as a DoorKnob

Repeat, everything Pence knows about science he learned fom the bible. If viruses are not mentioned in the bible, they can't possibly exists or God whould have told him-personally.

Orrrrrrr large amounts of people havent been tested and just now are because tests were originally scarce I.e. why it was hard to go to doctor without a doctor just web MD your ass through a screen

Colbert a treasure? I think not. You have a poor comprehension of worth...not to mention bad taste. #AbolishCHAZ #WhiteLivesMatterToo #Trump2020

@@conalcochranh3274 Abolish CHAZ? So people will be stripped of their Constitutional right to protest peacefully without being at risk of being brutalized by the police? That is just pathetic. But then again, Democracy never fits your agenda now does it?

@@fa1con730 No use arguing with it: it's just another no-content troll. 🤖

What's funny about shit?

@@mrprosale Technically excrement is NOT funny, an unsightly mess, yes, but not actually funny...unless one has mental problems or is badly in need of further education. Turd=CHAZ and that which spawned it...a turd. #Trump2020

Yeah, ditto for Florida. Our numbers are higher now than they were before quarantine. Yet DeSantis puckers up to Trump's butt every chance he gets. 💋

Agree. It's depressing and frustrating as hell.

Well, there's more standing room at Lafayette Park DC now, to protest... (Bring the minute rice, because hotdogs take too long on the flashbangs)

lol Should be Biden's slogan for sure. Did you hear his speech?

So love Stephen for going to one of my fav movies for a relavent and topical quote! All hail the Master!!!

It seems to me they more often told him, "Shut the f--- up, Donnie!" That works, too.

We all know the biggest debate question reserved for Trump is: "How many Press Secretaries would you go through this term?"

Just base, along with you are out of your freaking mind donnie.

Ok sheep TRUMP2020

If you're a regular viewer of Stephen Colbert, you know not to eat or drink anything while he's making jokes. It's a recipe for trouble. 😉

"trump is unfit for office"was top secret in America.now everybody knows,we are doomed.bolton will be charged as a traitor.....

EXACTLY!

Wrong. It can also. mean. : Because it s Classified it s a Crime to Release it to the World. no matter how that impacts Trump: it may Compromise National Security........Like the DNC

@@maxsage3362 both can be true. Your statement didn't disprove his

Reminds me of a Soviet-era joke in Russian: KGB AGENT: "Come with me! You are under arrest!" CITIZEN: "For what? All I did was have a little too much vodka last night and call our Comrade General Secretary an idiot." AGENT: "We are not arresting you for that. In the USSR we of course enjoy complete freedom of expression." CITIZEN: "Then why am I going to the Lublyanka (prison)?" AGENT: "For revealing a state secret."

Drumpf couldn't even find the US in a map with an X marking the nation. He'd use a Sharpie, circle the whole map and say, "well, it's there...somewhere". On the second try...he'd probably circle Russia.

🤣🤣🤣

I thought the Finns cursed because they where still out in the forrests raking AKA "Rake America Great Again". kzfaq.info/get/bejne/idh9icyamK-RfJs.html

ahahaha ur so funny and smart!

Someone should have told them a long time ago that they were part of Russia - it would have saved their Army the trouble of kicking Russia's ass. Admittedly, the USSR FINALLY managed to defeat them, but not until after the Finns had done what we Americans might call, "opening up a big can of 'whup-ass' on them".

Maybe that's why dump* picked him.

You beat me to it. ; )

The Lorax cared about the environment.

@@walkernicholasbarr8703 nope. i can prove you wrong if you want to. he was a Us-UN ambassador for Bush before he joined Trump. He left the US-UN job cause the democrats got control of the senate and then obama came. dont simply talk without facts,

He is just a criminal at this point. It feels so wrong to call him "President" Trump. Calling him with that title is a disgrace and an insult to all the other Persidents.

Imagine what was in it that had to be removed the first time the WH edited it!

@@B_Bodziak exactly!! What they allowed to be published is already this bad.. I can't imagine how terrible this man really is.

And yet Trump administration wanted to stop testing. Pretty spineless with a shakey knees

U mean its all lies

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I've heard small hands and an orange face are also symptoms.

Despicable and deplorable...yes, I also think of Colbert that way. To his credit, though; he's slightly less, (in all sorts of ways), than John Bolton. #AbolishCHAZ #WhiteLivesMatterToo #Trump2020

@@conalcochranh3274 🇺🇸GO AWAY KKK🇺🇸

As a longtime Republican, I agree! *People that have been demanding pandemic response since before the mid-terms now face decades of financial struggle. No plan is Trump's plan: every time. If he didn't demand other people write it, he'd have no desire in signing it. People that knew the facts, spoke up, got shut down, got mocked and lied about, and the snowflake Trumptardians played on. If Trump did not focus on breaking America for his own brand of Terra-Forming, his vehicle wouldn't have been shut it all down, hold everyone hostage to his demands, lie to the people through the media to call it all fake news, and Godfather about with national matters and international affairs! He has been priming Americans to ape-shit-lose-it in these "controlled" bursts of anger just to fuck-about with the election and stomp everyone that demands better of him! An armchair warlord never intends negotiating business or peace.*= Can farts spread coronavirus? Why yes, yes Trump can! Just look at his latest attempts in creating recurve! It's just truly inspiring a complete re-cap of this nowhere Administration taking us anywhere but somewhere with every day of Trump in office who has the game changing plan of making game day a mystery while playing hardball to keep the game the same just to taunt at our miseries with his sumiser-ies and op-eds without proper -ed that have to be walked back farther then the negative market numbers for crude that languish rudely loud obnoxiously defunct junk that bellows industrial fires to a halt just for more air time for himself... Just an amazing backwards approach to everything to serve as a warning that the asshole is in the lead. But yes that fart Donald J. Trump Sr. can cause more catastrophes beyond any intelligent life (and that's why!) For he has long backpedaled to brining himself precedent of real knowledge because it is work that cuts into his me-time, and policy Tweets, and agenda of tearing down the world to build the job market while selling America it's own money! "Make America Great Again" -By voting Democrat. Obviously! Sincerely, A long time Republican

@@conalcochranh3274 arguing about P C is arguing against black lives mattering... Your cheap attempt at having something to say makes for a more visible condoning silence to the National Issue. (But, I understand. Your being a Trump Snowflake, makes you follow his example of "Me First")

Well, yeah, he is a religious nut. That's the very subtext of Christianity: man was kicked out of the Garden of Eden for eating from the tree of knowledge. Just be a dumbass and don't ask any questions, and you can go to Heaven.

ok, if this is Penses best response to CORVID better to let Trump be and keep letting the SC and the Lincoln Project keep trying to stop him from screwing things up. Pense may be worse

Pence has his head so far up tRumps ass that unless the orange clown prince contracts covid...Pence never will

ȘldD a side u wise o 0 s

😅😅😅

Yes, and I was just finally starting to make small (masked) excursions. Back to grocery and prescription deliveries.

For Pence, it's still the beginning of the year. 115,000 dead, and he's learned *nothing*.

@@jpdemer5 That jackass probably thinks it's some kind of Divine purge of infidels.

You are all sheep

The irony of the most gullible group of the population calling other people "sheep" gets me everytime.🤣 If we're sheep, then at least we're all graduating from Harvard Ewe-niversity.