International Cookery In Colour

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The Infinite Review

The Infinite Review

4 жыл бұрын

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With apologies to the international community.

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@shadowllstrike
@shadowllstrike 4 жыл бұрын
Was so disgusted by some of those dishes that i almost spat out my o'flanagan's sausage supper.
@-undecided-1663
@-undecided-1663 4 жыл бұрын
None of them stand up to a nice jugged hare
@BADASSMANDO
@BADASSMANDO 4 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Patten's International War Crimes in Color
@barocruor5297
@barocruor5297 4 жыл бұрын
Marguerite Patten's Breaching The International Geneva Conventions. This cookbook is an atrocity.
@BADASSMANDO
@BADASSMANDO 4 жыл бұрын
@@barocruor5297 General Patten stared out over the battlefield. The enemy laid mortified in rolling clouds of mustard gas, their skin seared by the pungent weapon. _"Onward,"_ she whispered. _"For England."_
@silverstorm1000
@silverstorm1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@BADASSMANDO General Patton oversaw the interrogation of the prisoners of war. Gently, she slid a plate of jellied prawns and mustard towards the prisoner. "It's meal time. Go on, eat up." The prisoner only let out a small whimper as one of the guards pushed a spoonful of the mixture toward his mouth His screams were heard throughout the base filling everyone in range with a sense of dread and terror.
@FishHeadswg
@FishHeadswg 4 жыл бұрын
We generally shoot the grapefruit first to smoke it, but otherwise an American classic.
@Tinkererer
@Tinkererer 4 жыл бұрын
The deep hollow noises that the camera catches when Sean eats something in first person is what I imagine Marguerite Patten's soul to be like.
@iknowme
@iknowme 4 жыл бұрын
"The sophistication of the Western world" *Jugged Hare*
@croisaor2308
@croisaor2308 4 жыл бұрын
12 people in Belize died to jug that hare.
@thechosenundead
@thechosenundead 4 жыл бұрын
Japan's cooking is so alien. They eat things like rice or noodles. Why not just use gelatin instead?
@silverstorm1000
@silverstorm1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenundead "Japan's cooking is fucking weird. Tonkatsu? Gross. Ramen? Disgusting. Now, eat some frankfurter apple salad garnished with uncooked onions. Now that's fine dining"
@bigwebsite727
@bigwebsite727 4 жыл бұрын
"The exotic feeling of the east, and the sophistication of the western world"
@silverstorm1000
@silverstorm1000 4 жыл бұрын
Hah, I've seen Jeremy Kyle. 'Sophistication'
@paperbaganimator
@paperbaganimator 4 жыл бұрын
I like the sound of inside my skull.
@CardboardBlueMage
@CardboardBlueMage 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you made the frankfurter and sausage salad, Sean. Get back in the kitchen and cook the poor man something sensible. Like a beef galantine.
@recoil88
@recoil88 4 жыл бұрын
Sean strikes me as someone who would know advanced interrogation techniques.
@dyveira
@dyveira 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like he would say "Oh, you don't know what we want to know. That's fine. That's alright. Nobody can know everything I suppose. But say if you did know, what would you say?" They'd just be so polite an interrogation isn't needed. Maybe just an apology for feeding you grapefruit cocktails.
@teethcoat4274
@teethcoat4274 2 жыл бұрын
Sean strikes me, frequently. He does not hear my pleas, he does not pity my crumpled body, he does not heed my begging, and he does not accept my bargaining. He just continues to beat and beat, never harder, never gentler, only more, until I have gone numb and no longer cry for his mercy because I cannot stand the pain, but because I know that his persistent blows are burrowing down, beyond the shallows of pain and into my system; he is damaging me. There never seems to be a clear tell for when he will stop, but he does stop eventually. Every time, though… it just seems to go on for longer and longer. He ground my clavicle to dust last time; I don’t know what he will do next.
@ricequin
@ricequin Ай бұрын
Years on and I’m still living in hope of seeing Irish men reviewing their national dish of O’Flanagan’s Sausage Supper. I’ll even up my Patreon pledge to make it happen if the ingredients are expensive.
@nikolaykopernik8407
@nikolaykopernik8407 4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, these vids just feel so comfy and wholesome. Sometimes it even feels like im not alone and I finally found some friends. This channel is surely helping me fight my inner pain and loneliness. Thank you, mates
@silverstorm1000
@silverstorm1000 4 жыл бұрын
♥ Don't give up, you'll find some mates eventually ♥ But yeah I get that feel too.
@waynemarsh1330
@waynemarsh1330 Ай бұрын
These are my comfort videos
@crudnsludge
@crudnsludge 4 жыл бұрын
Owen's hair looking very Irish in this particular episode.
@mrf4ncyp4nts
@mrf4ncyp4nts 4 жыл бұрын
was never really into lovecraft horror until i realized the color that's from space was actually International Cookery and i've since been chilled to my core
@Wolf_Larsen
@Wolf_Larsen 4 жыл бұрын
*the Color out of Space
@mrf4ncyp4nts
@mrf4ncyp4nts 4 жыл бұрын
yeah thats what i said the color from space
@mrf4ncyp4nts
@mrf4ncyp4nts 4 жыл бұрын
except it's covered in gelatin
@AndorianBlues
@AndorianBlues 4 жыл бұрын
If we’re being pedants it’s actually “The Colour Out of Space”, with a u, because in addition to being a racist bastard Lovecraft was also an unrepetant anglophile who used British spellings despite living in the US his entire life
@AndorianBlues
@AndorianBlues 4 жыл бұрын
@gibbdude truly a teachable moment for us all
@michaelcavanaugh971
@michaelcavanaugh971 4 жыл бұрын
as an american i can attest that i eat grapefruit cocktails almost everyday.
@ripred42
@ripred42 2 жыл бұрын
The Wikipedia page for her states “Her advice and books were instrumental in improving the quality of British cookery in the post-war years” dear god I can’t imagine what British cuisine was like before if this was an improvement.
@yeahnah6468
@yeahnah6468 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Sean was genuinely sorry for slipping up and calling it jelly instead of jam.
@Senthain
@Senthain 4 жыл бұрын
He's polite if nothing else.
@Kiwi_In_Japan
@Kiwi_In_Japan 4 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and I thought "Here it is, here is Owen's Magnum Opus"
@yeahnah6468
@yeahnah6468 4 жыл бұрын
"ya want some Salami Mould?" "..no."
@iainmackenzie9503
@iainmackenzie9503 4 жыл бұрын
My brain didn't realise "jam omelette" meant what it said. I thought it was a jam pancake until he started cooking.
@Narokkurai
@Narokkurai 4 жыл бұрын
As an American, I'm so glad you're here to enlighten me on the casual disrespect that England shows towards the Irish at seemingly every opportunity. I'd also like to inform you that there's a restaurant near me called Alfie's, which appears to style itself like some sort of English pub. They've got a full suit of plate mail armor in the foyer--as every good pub should--and charmingly separate their bathrooms between "Lords" and "Ladies". Their menu contains such charming items as the Sir Alfie's Burger, "Fit for a king", it is always served soggy and lukewarm on a bed of flavorless potato chips. They also have the classic Irish Baked Potato, which is just... a baked potato. But you know it's Irish because... potatoes. The cream of the crop though, the apex of English Cuisine, and genuinely the best item on the menu, has to be the Stuffed Avocado. What's it stuffed with? Tuna salad, of course. Substitute chicken salad for a dollar extra. True, authentic English cooking. I hypothesize the entire restaurant is a money laundering scheme for a local drug lord.
@onedaynoreason2572
@onedaynoreason2572 4 жыл бұрын
No actually this sounds pretty authentic
@Southlakesown
@Southlakesown 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao at Owen pensively watching small soldiers
@lachiripiolca
@lachiripiolca 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the most alien food in the world has the most common ingredients in it
@thesunsmellsloud3219
@thesunsmellsloud3219 4 жыл бұрын
This is, without contest, the best series on youtube
@omgcandy16Kimicari0
@omgcandy16Kimicari0 4 жыл бұрын
The sheer gall of the author to say Japanese cooking is alien when half of the entries in the European pages are nonsense like Jello Crabs on Mayonnaise.
@MirageMiM
@MirageMiM 4 жыл бұрын
Yes I had a fit of laughter picturing her attempting to encase sushi in gelatin
@croisaor2308
@croisaor2308 4 жыл бұрын
gibbdude The only thing alien about this whole thing is the Marguerite’s food pallet.
@ignotumperignotius630
@ignotumperignotius630 4 жыл бұрын
to be fair, it was before the 1960's 'modernised' cooking
@m3grim
@m3grim 4 жыл бұрын
2:48 please thoroughly consider the six lane pile-up of flavours that would result from eating hot dogs and sour apples
@m3grim
@m3grim 4 жыл бұрын
I have since watched further into the episode and I am horrified
@hitlermugabetashtwin
@hitlermugabetashtwin 4 жыл бұрын
God, I'm English and I love the hunting horn sound every time we're mentioned on this channel! I'd like to have it in my day to day life; every time I make a mistake, or make a faux pa, and especially the odd occasion where I shit my pants.
@5amariu5
@5amariu5 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind every future video being on one of Marguerite Patten's 170 books.
@HorneyHuntsmann
@HorneyHuntsmann 4 жыл бұрын
i love how you always seem to be having so much fun making these.
@SteeScribbles
@SteeScribbles 4 жыл бұрын
why'd ya shoot yer beans sean?
@irpwellyn
@irpwellyn 4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you missed out on having dessert sprinkles on buttered white bread, a dish world famous in Australia and New Zealand Jellied and served with mint chutney, of course
@inkajoo
@inkajoo 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ this Marguerite person must have been a direct competitor to Julia. Just the sheer humility and respect to other cultures, and the wealth of culinary knowledge. Imagine what she could do with a bag of nachos some american cheese and a microwave.
@mraegis5574
@mraegis5574 4 жыл бұрын
The long-awaited sequel is finally here
@squiggg
@squiggg 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how you leave hints for your next videos
@nicholasgray5108
@nicholasgray5108 4 жыл бұрын
That lounge gives me the fear. Literally at the front door. Way too self-conscious for that. Great video!
@subconscioussabotage
@subconscioussabotage 4 жыл бұрын
Love when Sean is on. He's so cute bro
@Kreidoodle
@Kreidoodle 4 жыл бұрын
Came for the review, stayed for Small Soldiers
@porpoisepork
@porpoisepork 4 жыл бұрын
As an American I can confirm that we eat that grapefruit shit all the time.
@Ceilingfanamn
@Ceilingfanamn 4 жыл бұрын
My new favorite cooking channel.
@Lumber_jocks
@Lumber_jocks 4 жыл бұрын
From the previous cookery in colour, I should’ve known better.... and I should not have eaten while watching this
@israelzurbuchen8133
@israelzurbuchen8133 4 жыл бұрын
The flow from video to video in this series is fuckin perfect
@ThumpingThromnambular
@ThumpingThromnambular 2 жыл бұрын
"can you put 'Small Soldiers' down for a second?'
@Amekins
@Amekins 3 жыл бұрын
This was my first deep dive into your fantastically odd brain. I was both horrified and oddly excited...
@juangalobiset925
@juangalobiset925 4 жыл бұрын
ohh in the outter world we love the Irish potatoes too!! Such a history behind them... so sweet.
@silverstorm1000
@silverstorm1000 4 жыл бұрын
Can you please make more of these? I want to see more of these abominations from the 50s.
@TomatoHouses
@TomatoHouses 4 жыл бұрын
My friend used to constantly screen look in the Small Soldiers PS1 game because he couldn't handle being awful at it.
@NDenizen
@NDenizen 4 жыл бұрын
It's all paintings. All of it.
@PainThreshold1
@PainThreshold1 4 жыл бұрын
Quite a good feel to wake up to a new infinite review Cheers
@afz902k
@afz902k 4 жыл бұрын
Very heart warming, didn't even know Owen was gay
@RD-uf6gw
@RD-uf6gw 4 жыл бұрын
Watching these makes me wince, have to pause regularly.
@BobberWCC
@BobberWCC 4 жыл бұрын
the most blessed and cursed series on youtube
@AshkanKiani
@AshkanKiani 4 жыл бұрын
French omelette and maple syrup with or without sausage/bacon is one of my favorite breakfasts. It makes sense that the jam and omelette might be good. I recommend trying proper canadian maple syrup with it. I use much less than that amount of jam though. It's just about a hint of sweetness with the eggs. It's basically the same taste profile as a dessert crepe, but with less flour.
@androidmp4
@androidmp4 4 жыл бұрын
I think we all know who wins in the argument for American or Imperial Baps
@Kishy
@Kishy 4 жыл бұрын
WE NEED MORE OF THIS
@Taffer-King
@Taffer-King 4 жыл бұрын
I like how irish coffee is just coffee with booze.
@Taartin
@Taartin 4 жыл бұрын
I really like the description:D
@callumbanks2298
@callumbanks2298 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this experience
@thekillers1stfan
@thekillers1stfan 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Owen could literally review anything he wants and decided to do another cook book that is exactly the same as the first. It's almost like he secretly likes the food. hmmmm
@Tantacrul
@Tantacrul 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, fellow Brits! Nice video.
@lumiere245
@lumiere245 4 жыл бұрын
the sound of sean eating was vile but it might also be whats known as "ASMR" by some
@deathsheadknight2137
@deathsheadknight2137 4 жыл бұрын
The Try-Force. it's like forcemeat. but weirder!
@silenius19
@silenius19 4 жыл бұрын
I'm looking forward to Stalin and a sausage supper. Beautiful.
@GiggleBlizzard
@GiggleBlizzard 4 жыл бұрын
Use the shell... Oh my god you're a Genius!
@AlInGaP_Diode
@AlInGaP_Diode 4 жыл бұрын
should get MatthewMatosis to come in and give Marguerite's books the critique they deserve
@randumbyootoobyooser
@randumbyootoobyooser 4 жыл бұрын
Would love a two hour video yeah
@MorePecans
@MorePecans 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't need to see these atrocities in 2k HD
@incorrectbeans
@incorrectbeans 4 жыл бұрын
Wait it's christmas again, already? Great to hear from you guys, hope a mouthful of Stalin was able to flush down the exqusite recipes.
@RileyZilla1001
@RileyZilla1001 2 жыл бұрын
Stuck in the cooking lodge.
@btarczy5067
@btarczy5067 4 жыл бұрын
Was that cook book written by Cooking with Hoarders?
@FliggityFlargen
@FliggityFlargen 4 жыл бұрын
When's the cooking show
@Klytusz
@Klytusz 4 жыл бұрын
The evil is unleashed
@kygboalpoh6607
@kygboalpoh6607 4 жыл бұрын
Where can I find the Enya Orinoco flow remix???
@brodftw
@brodftw 3 жыл бұрын
Sounded like it was by Die Antwoord
@ignotumperignotius630
@ignotumperignotius630 4 жыл бұрын
great. Now I'm going to have nightmares about seeing the world from Shaun's point of view.
@Kanneh
@Kanneh 3 жыл бұрын
What flag is that on the page for the Meat Stuffed Peppers and Meat Patties in a collar??
@shamanite
@shamanite 4 жыл бұрын
This Jam Omelet is a travesty and an insult to my entire culture. Even the name is a parody of my language.
@Deathkyun
@Deathkyun 4 жыл бұрын
I would put that jam omelette in between two slices of toast.
@n1nj4sp4rt4n
@n1nj4sp4rt4n 3 жыл бұрын
do i have to go to georgia to get that wine
@GnawtyTheBeaver
@GnawtyTheBeaver 4 жыл бұрын
When are you going to review the Corona virus?
@narwhalsheckyeah
@narwhalsheckyeah 4 жыл бұрын
The Brit Watch siren returns
@JG-bl5nm
@JG-bl5nm 4 жыл бұрын
How tall Sean
@ugh_dad
@ugh_dad 3 жыл бұрын
Me in the US: Piquant Grapefruit Cocktail...they don't get the US at all Them: U, S, Ayyy! Yee-haaw! *pew pew pew, bang bang, punch, kick, explosions* Me: Ohhh they do get it, thanks for the representation, fellas!
@justsomerandoman
@justsomerandoman 4 жыл бұрын
19 / Necronom-nomicon in Colour
@rained649
@rained649 4 жыл бұрын
1:59 BEANS! THEY HAVE BEANS!
@arngrim9159
@arngrim9159 4 жыл бұрын
prune mousse
@staplecrab
@staplecrab 4 жыл бұрын
Does it get any better than Small Soldiers lads?
@Bewoda
@Bewoda 4 жыл бұрын
lovely
@spin6668
@spin6668 4 жыл бұрын
more foog pls
@jackkuchan8978
@jackkuchan8978 4 жыл бұрын
The Infinite Review / 20 / Small soldiers
@maxburton6296
@maxburton6296 4 жыл бұрын
We need a full version of Sean singing simple and clean
@thedicemustroll1339
@thedicemustroll1339 4 жыл бұрын
but did he like small soldiers?
@-undecided-1663
@-undecided-1663 4 жыл бұрын
6/10? So this is above average?!?
@kopaka647
@kopaka647 4 жыл бұрын
Oh hey! Another /ck/ episode!
@tombstone909
@tombstone909 Жыл бұрын
are those fucking prawns raw?
@DolanDuking
@DolanDuking 4 жыл бұрын
"American or Imperial Baps?" What's the difference? :^)
@AceHardy
@AceHardy 4 жыл бұрын
📝
@Keihzaru
@Keihzaru 4 жыл бұрын
What's the deal with the Gelatine on everything? Why put everything inside Gelatine? Is it a British thing? a 60s thing? Or is the woman who made that book just a psychopath?
@blahmarduk
@blahmarduk 4 жыл бұрын
Rhodesia?!
@Bobby_Fischer
@Bobby_Fischer 4 жыл бұрын
A land both fair and great.
@MANBYTHEWIRELESS
@MANBYTHEWIRELESS 4 жыл бұрын
Been trying to convince my partner to watch small soldiers with me because I haven't seen it since I was a small child and they refuse because they don't want to see me dissappointed. Will I be?
@MANBYTHEWIRELESS
@MANBYTHEWIRELESS 4 жыл бұрын
@K19 ha ha you told me
@Interference22
@Interference22 4 жыл бұрын
Good god Sean's jumper is amazingly hideous. It's like my eyes are dying.
@stazz316
@stazz316 2 жыл бұрын
whats 228 supposed to be? Nadziewane papryki is written in polish but ive never seen that fuckin flag in my life
@thechosenundead
@thechosenundead 4 жыл бұрын
0/10 not enough gelatin
@haxwhite2439
@haxwhite2439 4 жыл бұрын
ah of course, as an american, i'm always chowing down on grapefruit cocktails, so i scoffed when you couldn't appreciate the flavor of the prawn and yogurt. come on. now if you'll excuse me, i'll be sucking on switch cartridges to slake my addiction for bitrex
@luigimaster111
@luigimaster111 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn't authentic alAmerican cuisine at all, It's a law down here that all American food and drinks are served with tiny American flags and lit sparklers.
@Spyderist
@Spyderist 4 жыл бұрын
This is a disgusting representation of global cuisine
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