Professionals: "I need to be paid for my services." Choosing Beggars: "Why are you being so GREEDY?!"

*spends $5,000 on gifts* “Come on man, help out someone in need!”

Guy saying he's gonna give a $500 tip when he just offered to barely pay for the services? That ladies and gentlemen is what we call a red flag

Of course we can’t trust each other. This is why, we have a contract.

"Exposure" I'm really hating that word.

The one that was in South Africa... He offered a tip of 500 RANDS, not dollars. The South African rand is worth about 7 cents in American money. Yep. He offered them a $35 tip.

“Exposure” doesn’t put food on the table.

Whenever someone says“but my *insert friend or relative* can do it cheaper” after asking you, you instantly can dismiss them as a beggar. If your relative/friend is so good, why don’t you ask him before me?

"It's just stapling wood" "My dad can do that" "I really want one" Then do it yourself ffs

“All artists need exposure” yes but tHEY CAN’T LIVE OFF IT

"I want to be able to warn others about you!" Warn them...that they expect to be paid for their work and won't tolerate verbally abusive choosing beggars?

There are three sentences that make me groan in pain by now "I'm a single mother" "My kid deserves it" and "You've got one, you don't need the old one"

"come on, I'm a single parent/have kids. Why you won't give it for free" Ah yes, it's fault of the painter/worker for you having spawns.

You can’t leave a review on a product you didn’t even purchase 😂

"Wow way to run a business" Moments later: 'Please let me have this free. Don't be so greedy to think about your net loss!!'

“all artists need exposure” yeah you can pay for the art and then expose it

Take a shot every time a CB says “i’m a single mother”

Hi. I'm sorry, I didn't think about what I said yesterday." *Translation* : "I realized, just now, that slagging off a family friend who babysat for us, who I was harassing for free crap, was a terrible idea as my wife will be pissed and we're down a babysitter."

Watching "choosingbeggars" videos, we always see the same pattern: The victim playing dumb and always explaining themselves to the entitled jerk. Don't give explanations to jerks. You don't owe them that.

CB: Whatever my dad can make it in 1 day OP: Then ask your dad to do it CB: *Wait, no, that's not how you're supposed to play the game*

"Paint me with your materials for free" "I can't" "You greedy" Edit:Yes I under [STAND] that you are all watching Jojo's

"wow" -Choosingbeggars

CB "cant you cut me a deal I'm a single mom" Tattoo Artist " I dont give a f@ck if you run an orphanage tbh" Hahaha TA is my hero

The guy who wants the village is the CEO of “HELLLLO?, WOW”

I love Rslashes choosing beggar voice.

*Person giving out free samples* CB: How much are they? Person: oh they are free CB: *gasp* THAT'S EXPENSIVE! HOW DARE YOU

When at 10:26 i read "German" I just sunk into the floor. We certainly have the most embarassing Karen-type of stereotype one can imagine

"I have a low tolerance for rude people" two minutes earlier he accepted a choosing beggar offer... yeah right

"I'm a married dad, I'm not a choosing beggar or expect it for free."

That one with the wood and the shelf sounded like a thirteen year old. No joke.

This is like when someone kept asking me to draw them art for free and acted devastated when I said I dont do free art

"I feel I have offended you..." Idk why but I found this line hilarious with that voice and situation lol

The chirstmas village post: I love how at the very beginning he says this is how you run your business then says you are actually charging. Hahaha my dude is one serious twit.

That last guy should have started deleting a picture for every day they don't pay

8:00 acts like a 12 year that just found out swear words

CB: you're sleeping? Rude! Op: It's 2am Cb: Make me this for free. Op: I can't, I need materials Cb: B*** Op:lol bai

Bro they should have babysit them for free AND give him the painting for free what was he thinking?!

Honestly the first choosing beggar is so ludicrous I’m having a hard time believing it’s real.

It always makes my blood boil when CB says 'wow' after being rude and get what they had coming.

This is one of the better posts. I really appreciate these because it not only shows me that I'm not the only one dealing with absurd people, but that it could always be worse.

As an artist I can say this shit happens all the time

(With the painting thing) A similar thing happened to me. I’m a beginner in painting and I charge like 5 or 6 dollars, not that much right? Well apparently not to my cousin. She came to me once and this is what happened (Cc choosing cousin) Cc: Hey, could you do a painting of my mom? I need a Christmas present for her but I can’t buy anything. Me: sure, if you can give me about 5 dollar- Cc: Why can’t you do it for free?? I’m your cousin after all Me: I’m sorry but I’m not waisting my time on something that I’ll get no payment for Cc: But whyyy Me: Because I have my own things to do Cc: FINE your paintings are sh*t anyway! And then I painted a picture of her mom and *I* gave it to her with *MY* signature. I also told her about Cc since my aunt had 0 tolerance for her children being brats. And I’m kind of petty.

"Wow, how are you so rude" - *CB after cursing at OP several times*

The first woman should gift her friend the screenshots so she could see how her husband treats her best friend.

I love the lady who questions why they're charging after originally saying "wow way to run a business". Yes that's how a business works.

Love how the christmas village guy went for a second round of scorn. LOL

"Buying in Gucci Store" Beggars:can I pay 1$

Artist exposure = gallery spots. Not some crap-pastes’ living room where no one will see it.

8:07 is amazing. For a moment I thought someone was at my door.

Normal human being: "Hello" CB: "Give me ur kidney!!!!!!!!!! " "Hello" "Hello" "Ur a bad person for not wanting to have life threatening surgery to give me ur kidney even tho we don't know each other" 😂🤣

OMG... I'm an independent artist so I've had so many of those messages. Usually on Facebook. The Laptop story reminded me of something. I have some Fantastic friends who hand down their electronic equipment whenever they upgrade. Really sweet people but they get some Serious choosing beggars. People getting upset and whining because they're not Actually getting given the latest tech, demanding they upgrade sooner, or literal begging. They Get Nothing. But my laptop died recently and I cannot afford to replace it. 3 of them offered me their old ones And tech support. Greatest People Ever. Unless you're a choosing beggar. ;)

"Way to run a business!" Goes to "wait you want money?"

Whenever I see a stupid begging post I always reply sarcastically now, I’m not “nice” or patient to these people anymore. Gotta speak a language they can understand

I really hope the artist was fwding all those to his wife

I can't feel sorry for the wedding photographer who KNEW he was being fed BS from a cheap groom who even dropped "gentlemen's agreement" crap but STILL took the job. When you are TOLD you are going to be screwed over but go for it anyway, you really have no one to blame but yourself.

"I feel that I've offended you" absolutely KILLED me

Duh, of course a MacBook is worth $0. How dare those scalpers sell them for $500!

You just gotta love how the rSlash guy says "hello" in such a choosingbeggarish way. It sounds great xD

The way your voice gets more and more exasperated when you're reading OP's side of the story is so realistic and funny

Saw that story about the South African photographer on a different video and I’ll say here what I said over there: R500 (currency is Rand) isn’t great for a luxury service like wedding photography. Especially if you’re planning on cheaping out on your bill. You can’t even get 4mb/s internet for a month with that money lol. It’s about $34 when converted. Those people were just being jerks.

The ultimate battle A Boomer versus Mega Karen Dang this is fr my most liked comment🤓🤓 I can’t thank y’all enough 🤧🤧Thanks my boys

Drinking Game: take a shot every time that guy asking for a Christmas Village says 'wow'.

That photographer story is the reason why I would and will never shoot weddings. That shit is ridiculous.

I feel like it’s fine to haggle or ask something but if people are pushy or rude after being rejected that’s when I start judging them.

Hey no one could be more choosing *giornos theme starts playing* CB:oh so you approach me

Take a shot every time that one guy said “wow”

The first CB “your being punished by the universe I don’t want that bad energy near my kids” the universe (uno reverse) CB can you please baby sit PO “no”

The first situation: CB: *spends $5k on 4 kids for Christmas ($1.25k per child)* The average spent on my Christmas presents: *300-450 (I did get a $1k phone for Christmas last year so that was pretty epic :D)*

I always get so excited when r/ reads stories from South Africa. (Bc I'm from there)

Where's the puppy bloopers. I'm suing you

In the first story if he has 4 kids and a wife and he is spending 5,000$ that means 1,000$ per person, what is he getting his kids that’s so expensive?!?

"I feel I have offended you" xD I laughed too loud

Beggar: how much? Me: £1 Beggar: I will pay £0! Me: I guess you will pay 99p

Story with the photographer: In Austria we call this ppl "german refugee kids", no matter how old they actually are.

store: oxygen in here is free- Cb: THATS TO MUCH YOUR SO GREEDY.

Rslash: I only have one word to say to them Also Rslash: *says two words*

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Person: give stuff away for free CB: "How much is it?" Person: "its free" CB: "WAIT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO PAY ME????? I SHOULD GET AT LEAST 100 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE IS NEEDED TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO HERE!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO GREEDY AND I NEED THAT MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wow way to run a business" "Wait you're CHARGING for these?" Uh yeah.... that's why it's a business.

Hey F you for not building me a mini village *guy stops answering Karen:HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO I mean what did u expect

"hello?" "hello?" "dude wtf" -The man how said to the seller to fy Funny history, sad in real life.

10:47 Just to clarify R is Rand our currency, the US$ ranges from about R15 to R19

8:40 “Can’t you cut me a deal? I’m a *SINGLE MOM* “ *TRIGGED*

I always like to rewatch these just because I love how Rslash says "Hello", "Is this still available?", and "Huh?"

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Remember being polite is repeatedly swearing at someone and constantly insulting them.

I would have thretened to *BURN* the photos and when the the money arrives i will say, "well i'll think about giving them to you" What is wrong with people

I will never understand the logic of "Wow! That's expensive. I saw like 5 others for way cheaper" as a means to get something for a lower price... I know. I can hear you saying _"Choosing Beggars logic. Why even bother trying to figure it out?"_ And of course, you're absolutely right. But consider me someone who likes a challenge. In this case, it's also called "being an idiot". Lol It's just hard to believe these people exist and think that would actually work somehow!

Jeez. I haven't seen such an uproar about canvas since the Fallout 76 fiasco.

If I was the photographer I would not refund their deposit money saying that it was non-refundable.

CB: You are so rude! Also CB: *Proceeds to swear at OP about 80 times*

When OP said "is over 100GB and this is South Africa, it would take 2 years" Man I felt that, I'm venezuelan and our down speed is like 60kb/s

Dude, can’t you pin my comment? I’m a single mom.

Messages at 2 am Way to run a buissnins for reacting late, wait this costs money??

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I'd have two words to say to him: Deleted, Blocked.

I've been watching so many of your vids because there great.Keep up the good work

The photography story has my blood boiling. This is exactly why I don't shoot weddings anymore.

I would have had no sympathy for that wedding guy? "You want a better price? Ok! Well since you violated the contract and had my people doimg stuff they weren't supposed to do, I'm charging you "biggest package" price. That is the BETTER package that you recieved. Also they stayed an hour over which is also BETTER since you got more pictures ."

Dude oh my gosh💀😂😂 when he did the “thud thud thud!” Open up!” At 8:07 I literally jumped and thought someone was banging on my front door!😂😂 I’m upstairs cleaning!😂