So for anyone wondering, the toy with the private parts button was from Trolls and when you press the button she makes gasping sounds , giggles, and basically questionable noises. This is actually from the Trolls merch line and was recalled because obvious reasons.

To be honest, these designs are still way better than anything I would ever come up with

"why are all the buttons different colours, for blind people?" - Jack, 2020

Last time I was this early, people were convinced Maths is equal to Witchery. They're not wrong you know.

"Wash your hands like you're giving a candy to a baby" Person: *reads it* hey kid want candy? Kid: yes! Person: okay wash your hands then get into my van

8:23 I remember reading about this. Basically the toy was designed so that it would 'speak' when a child sat the toy down but they didn't think about how it could encourage kids to touch people's private parts, or tell kids that someone touching them in that area is okay

6:22 What makes this worse is that the sign to the right is supposed to say "CONSISTENCY"

3:40 My mall has a better version of that: "Wash your hands like you just cut Habaneros and you have to take out your contacts"

“Don’t the food with bare hands” This has the same energy as “Please do not the cat”

(1:53) Rest in peace to whoever was just enjoying sitting there when the tree exploded right out of the ground.

“... look at the button! We gave it _fOrEskiN_ “

It's an old double sign post. Growing up in the Canadian east coast, there were a handful of those zig zaggy post around in town areas. There was one not far from my house that held a 'stop' and 'no left turns' sign.

The introvert in me likes the bench facing the trees. But the anxiety in me is wondering wtf people are doing behind my back

The stop sign looks like a cartoon character hit it when they are going too fast.

Ah yes, the cube pubes. It has a use, but not much of one. It means that woke things won't fall off the dash as easy.

About a month before the pandemic, I saw a sign near a popular restaurant advertising some course on computer science. The word 'computer' was not only misspelled, but repeated about five times, each one with a different letter out of place. There was some kid with a creepily long neck holding a very obviously photo shopped desktop on his lap, with an empty speech bubble beside him, with text next to (not inside) the bubble, saying "Wowe! Compotre siens so fun! I ENJOY MUCH MUCH!" or something to that effect. It was probably less exaggerated, but I hope you get the point.

This man brings a smile to my face

4:20 When someone comes up with a "great" idea but end up creating a piece of decorative mold/mutated sea cucumbers, and passes it off as special

Me: genie Will smith genie: *thats hot*

Why are they different Coulours?For Blind People?...... Bruh

When he said “fe”.... I felt that 😔

"Love your faces though I can't see them I imagine their beautiful" *no don't give me hope*

Barber: What you want fam? Me: CanI get the Nissan Cube shag carpet?

I’m glad this channel exists. Emkay makes me laugh all time. I cried just earlier so I need something to make me feel better. Thanks!

The fan art at the end was actually pretty sick. Mad respect for the artists out there keep up the good work 👍

1:50 Bench: exist tree: Finally, a nice place to ｓｉｔ edit: thanks for the likes

From the creator of the interrobang, the new punctuation mark you have always needed: the interrogation comma! Perfect for when you have a list of questions in the same sentence!

“Well we cant do that, well because we can’t do tha”

8:08 I saw another post about this Trolls doll. The purpose of the button placement is to make the toy talk when it sits down. But some of the featured sounds can be viewed as inappropriate (especially considering where the button is), and enough parents complained that I think the manufacturer has issued an apology.

Lawful good: *MOCKUP* Neutral good: parent/guardian confirmation attempt Chaotic good: wash your hands like your giving candy to a baby Lawful neutral: that globe True neutral: upside down 2nd step Chaotic neutral: deciding to delete more causes not good Lawful evil: that theatre Neutral evil: growing through a bench, as a tree Chaotic evil: the superheroes wear masks

12:40 It took some doing, but I worked it out! The text says: SOMSV OLSTA ATHET EENKU NSTWE RKTED ENKEN Which, if you fix the spacing, makes a Dutch phrase: "Soms volstaat het een kunstwerk te denken." This approximately translates to: "Sometimes it suffices to think a work of art." So basically, it still makes just as much sense even if you *can* read it. Wonderful!

2:49 If I remember correctly, One Punch Man was originally distributed online before being printed in physical manga, so that might be why they didn't account for the crease in the middle of the page.

I saw a “super hero’s wear masks” sign and no joke it had spider man but cut the area where his mouth is was open!

"why are all the buttons a different color? Is it for the blind people?" *Visible confusion*

10:20 if you dont read the W, S, K, M and A in the first column you get "find what you denim and let it kill you" wtf

12:18 This part sounds like professional voice acting. Like anime, or a movie.

No no, that one at 4:00 isn't terrible design, it goes with your trucknuts👍

8:08, jokes on you, I'm watching this all alone 😂😪

13:12 Oh wow, I really like the hand ! Good work man 👌

Thumbnail: Crappyde-sign!

Jacks laugh makes my day

i havent watched you in so long. when i clicked on this video and i heard the music i was in deep nostalgia, man, deep.

3:51 OMG THX SO MUCH JACK FOR FEATURING MY POST. LOVE YOUR CONTENT. KEEP IT UP

Thanks Jack you had me laughing that hard I had to pause the Vid several times thanks Mate I really needed cheering up today thanks again you legend

Just because I'm Canadian doesn't mean you can call me an igloo.

2:56 lmao we have that Had a couple of accidents already

5:38 me: sees "don't the food" My mind: from the creators of "please do not the cat"

8:04 we have that exact same remote at my workplace. The plastic around the "too cool" and "too warm" buttons is actually a cover that flaps open to reveal the other buttons.

5:01 some countries adopted 2 meters, (example: UK) while others used 1.5 meters (Example: Australia)

Ur upload shedule is legendary, 6hours and 2hours ago!

today on ReWatch : Jack ; too pure, can't even dis art when he's told to do it, only positive reinforcement, too pure.

Emkay:post video 5 days ago My notis: *4 minutes ago*

I don't know if I'm ready for this LeveL. idk what I just .....watched? listened to? experienced? what ever it was it was altering, scarring, it changed me, which is good I was due for a fresh

i once had a bus stop button placed so bad that I didn't see it and hit it repeatedly with my knee. The busdriver was screaming and I thought it had been the schoolkids in the back and I was annoyed. Boy did I feel bad when I saw that it was me 😣 I exchanged a weird look with the girl on the seat on the other side, I think she saw it in the same moment 😐 We just awkwardly turned back to looking out of our respective windows. 😂👌🏼

The Thumbnail Reminds Me Of How Terrifying That Jumpscare Game Is

Dear all Emkay narrators, you all are my idols, and you make my days better, I wish that you all have infinite luck. -Me, 2021.

1:51 looks like a really good place to sit. Chilling under a tree deluxe

Day 11 of giving jacque a new intro: Hello my name's jack, and welcome back, vyes i am wack but no im not on crack...

9:15, for them to actually put a urinal outside, I for some one can't help but wonder how many people pissing against the wall it must have taken for the owner of the (I assume bar) to put that up. I wouldn't be surprised it the camera above it is either fake, or a previous attempt to stop people pissing against the damn wall.

There are benches in my local park kinda like that tree view one except they rock/tilt so that they can face both ways

Imagine if Damian came back for one video out of nowhere Would be like Minecraft Steve in smash bros

Just on time, love your content,man! 😄❤️

I still love emkay!

The tree bench is just the best for me who doesnt like knee contact with strangers

1:25 he's technically wearing a mask yes worse case but still wearing a mask

5:56 I'm pretty sure the one in the bottom middle is a ninja turtle and that his forehead isn't the same part as the mask

I thought the crappy design about that dinosaur Nerf gun was the fact that the way the kid is holding it makes it look like the trigger is the dinosaurs "D".

I liked this video with my toungue just so that I followed both of your instructions

9:56 I like that furniture, actualy....

the last time i was this early Damien did the voice for this channel

2:56 We have that brand and I can confirm. Saying TP is less annoying to use isn't an understatement, I hate that mop bucket

1:11 i love this

“Why are all the buttons different colors, for blind people?” blind people technically can’t see colors so I guess not

after watching minecraft drama and netflix im now the gladest (if thats even a word) to watch this

Creeper: 1:02 Jardon: *A W M A N*

4:11 *lays head on dashboard* Me: *mmmmmmmmmmmmmm soffftt*

the BAC MONO is really cozy looking

Another 15 minutes I don't regret I lost.

10:20 "Shat you denim kandle" sounds like it belongs to r/Rareinsults

That one punch man one had me laughing hard lol

The crappy design with the map wasn't about the colors it was that the key all said "less than" however many beds.

1:37 Well I have sneezed in sleep. That scared the shit out of me, thar felt like my head exploded.

5:55 why is ninja turtle mask with the top of the head? Did they cut the head in half?

8:45 thank you now I don't have to ask a parent or guardian for permission

The thumbnail is like a captcha.

The catscat got me 😂😂😂

2:00 it looks like the bench was originally looking at the river but the bush just grew infront of the view and hasn’t been trimmed

That sign was playing snake vr and got too immersed

“What’s the concern spoon?” He’s just looking out for you :(

6:47 damn this is true, brasilians appearing in emkay! obrigado EmKay

The last time I was early, my sleep schedule was still normal

Y e s A new vid. I love these

12:40 This dose contain words in each box. Not only that according to google it is dutch for "Sometimes volsbaab have an art to think up work."

Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro

Emkay: Please don't lick the video The person who already licked the video: 😑😑😑

Has anyone else noticed that, in the animation they use to tell ppl to subscribe, the colors of the subscribe button represent unsubscribing?

when your early and don't know what to say *cheese*

Damn lad, you already posting stuff this early? I havent even yawned yet jesus

3:58 umm, I think I've seen this in an actual Nissan Cube.. someone actually purchased it.

11:56-12:00 i almost choked my coffee! 🤣🤣