Here's a fact: Cuban crocs are the best crocs. They're comrades

The “sims” game is BitLife. It’s strange. A 6 year old can die from texting and driving. 🚶‍♂️

This is why i like Jack. cause instead of just saying "no!" in disgust, he sometimes adds to the joke.

Fun fact: the highest honor of gaming is being called a hacker after beating a kid hard

Don't mess with crocs. Once they get their motorcycle engine going and start galloping, you better run for the hills

Day 1: Robin should do bone hurting juice

actually one guy once got killed in a Counter-Strike knife fight, then he spent 7 months tracking who killed him and when he found the guy, he stabbed him, luckily the guy survived

When ever jack says that “he’s the snack that smiles back” I can only imagine a talking Goldfish that sounds like him

The highest honor in video games is beating a kid so hard that they accuse you of being a cheater, calm down and add you as a friend, plays with you and learns from you, and then has grown so much from your skill that he beats you. I see them as my children and I miss the BO2 boys 😥

Are we not gonna talk about “Ohana means CATCH THESE HANDS”

The snack that smiles back

"don't sexualize kitchen appliances"

I envy how good Jack is at impressions/accents

Jack at

All of the emkay narrators have calming enough voices for me to fall asleep to.

Humans: Crunch dead leaves because the sound is satisfying

That game where his son died of coca in is called bitlife, I died in kindergarten after a fellow student randomly threw a grenade at me in class, it's just an American life simulator at this rate

"we have a fucking army"

Bible: Jesus can turn water into Wine

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