Guilliman after the battle of Macragge: "Okay so, now what the hell is going o... IS THAT A FUCKING CHURCH?!"

Ultramarines: "HE IS RISEN, THE GOD-EMPEROR'S IMMORTAL SHADOW PROTECTS US" Guilliman: *"T H E W H A T E M P E R O R????"*

Greyfax : *I order you to stop in the name of inquisition* Cawl : 'twerking_yellow_crewmate.gif'

"Have you turned off Guilliman's life support yet?" -The Emperor, TTS Device series

Not wanting to kill each other is the height of romance in the 40K universe

Rawbooty GettingItMan: "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"

"It's just a respectful conversation!" Bricky I've seen fandoms ship characters that have never talked, talking is the equivalent of taking clothes off to these people.

"All sister shall go to batte barefoot." - Doge Vandire.

"And the Black Templar guy was like... 'No...' ". Sons of Dorn after all.

Shoutout to that Khorne Berzerker who threw himself at Guilliman while everyone else just stood there dumbfounded.

"Shipping is an essential aspect of Logistics." -Roboute Guilliman

Guilliman: "thank you for saving my life" 40k fans : "GET A ROOM ALREADY FOR EMPEROR'S SAKE"

Yvrain and guilliman: *talk briefly to each other* The 40k fandom: from the mist a shape a ship is taking form!

Yvraine: Guiliman, it is 4 pm. Time for your “death revival”~. (Somewhere out in the galaxy) Macha: Gabriel, what’s wrong? Gabriel Angelos, chapter master of the Blood Ravens: I sense the birth of a fellow kindred spirit. One whose fate is now also intertwined with that of an eldar. Macha: that’s nice, now come back to my craftworld. My parents aren’t home and I want to give you some more “dire warnings”. Gabriel Angelos: yes dear….

Bricky needs to tell him about the time a bunch of eldar snuck onto terra and almost shit themselves when they sensed the emperors psychic presence on the golden throne. One female eldar said she had laughed in the face of Slannesh but the power of the emperor terrified her.

Guilliman is training his body to exist outside of his armor for longer and longer periods of time, and we all know why.

Average Eldar who never saw a Primarch in action and only heard stories: "This will give a boost to our meatshield Imperium." Eldrad: "We are all going to die."

cawl is 40K insanity mixed with dark age of technology techno-optimism and it makes him absolutely hilarious

I just love it whenever Bricky is at a loss of words to describe how powerful/skilled someone is he JUST narrows it down to: " Oh him? He FUCCS"

Guilliman, a day after being revived: What in the name of Maccrage happened here ?!?! A week afterwards: don’t tell me this is a cathedral ... After starting to dig the rabbit hole of horrors in front of him : * UltraDepression intensifies *

I'd like to point out, Guilliman has done all these incredible feats of strength, endurance, leadership, and loyalty and he was designed to be the guy who does the taxes of the Imperium. He has gone beyond his nature, literally what he was _made_ to do, that is all.

Omg i should have said “DOGE FOR THE DOGE THRONE” because that sculpt is... chef’s kiss. Seriously

“This is a force field generator. Not a ‘Holy Symbol’ not a ‘Protection by the Emperor’, only a force field generator. Now please. Let’s just get on with this.” -Robert Gulletman

“We’re the ultra ultramarines! That’s something Guilliman would come up with” Yeaaah we need to talk about space wolf naming conventions sometime

When Guilliman awakens, All i can think of is this line from Tron: Uprising: "Good news. I'm healed." (draws a weapon) "Bad News. I'm healed." (attacks)

all I see now with the revival of Girlyman is the scene from the Jimmy Neutron movie where the parents and kids are re-united. Sheen is an Ultramarine going "ULTRA-DAD!" and Dad is Guilliman going "ULTRA-SON!"

Guilliman is just a really fancy dreadnought with extra steps

So few things: 1.rowboat Girlyman can now take the armor off(not sure how long but for periods at least). 2. GW HAD A ART PIECE FOR THANKSGIVING OF THE TWO OF THEM AT THE HEAD OF A THANKSGIVING TABLE TOGETHER. THEY FUELED THE FIRE.

Ultramarines: "Hello, great father! You have been returned to the land of the living! Praise the Emperor and his great divine powers!" Roboute Guilliman: (takes a deep breath) (Lets out a scream of existential horror)

"Goth Eldar GF" Space Book doesn't say this bad, but my heavy flamer has a few choice words.

“ Avenging Bean Counter is Back!” I’M Dead 🤣

I just want another loyal Primarch to return just to have that one scene where Guiliman just bitches about all the shit he's had to slog through to his very confused brother

Ah yes. The re-aliving of Rubbing-Boat Gorilla-Ma'am.

DK “a kind of sort of newb” Also dk: doesn’t know about the inquisition

"I'm surprised there isn't more lesbian jokes about them" Boy howdy, there may not be many jokes, but there is some super smutty fanfictions about it

[Guilliman Awakens] *everyone goes silent* *Chaos Marines Gulp in fear* [DOOM MUSIC "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" Starts Playing]

Gulliman wake up and be like: "awwww shit, here we go again."

i want to see corax return so he and gulliman can be depressed teenagers together

Guilliman and Yvraine: *have a slightly diplomatic conversation* The fandom: *"I smell ship"*

"Tigurius is the strongest space marine psyker" Mephiston: Hold my chalice of blood.

When Shy threatens to show bricky and DK something and they feel *FEAR* Proof that Shy is the Slaanesh of their group

This is basically "What if Otto Van Bismarck was revived during the end of WW1"

Guilliman and Yvraine: have a respectful conversation Everybody: oh they FOKKIN

Alt. Title: That Time when Guilliman Got Rudely Woken Up and Found Himself Awake in a Nightmare. Seriously, he's now living in Pre-Monarchia Lorgar's Dreamland, no wonder he wished Horus had succeeded with his Heresy instead. He's the man Imperium sorely needed, long before Cadia's fall even though it really didn't deserve him. But despite that, now that he's awake he'll lead the Imperium nonetheless. Why? Because he had to. Because he can take it. Because he's Roboute Guiliman. The Avenging Son. Lord Commander of the Imperium. The Last Hope for a torn Imperium.

Actually, GW had fanart for Thanksgiving where Roboute and Yvraine were the parents. That might have fueled the ship.

Yvraine gets that robootay

I’m reading Dark Imperium right now and my favorite line from the book so far “if the Emperor came down off his thrown and said I am not a god they would burn him as a heretic”

The reason I ship Guilliman/Yvraine is that they’re two of the only people in 40k who have common sense, and they’re both leaders without peers to talk to about how messed up their lives are. I think they could keep each other sane in this crazy world, and besides, Bobby G deserves some kind of happiness.

"As long as I draw breath, no xenos witch will lay hands on him!" You poor man, a xenos laid waaaay more than hands on ya boi already....

So many fucking Chaos Marines. Imagine trying to survive as a Tempestus Scion or Skitarii.

Calgar Is gonna need therapy... One could say.... ULTRA THERAPY?!!!

Also just imagining that Guillimans rage had a physical manifestation in the warp, probably created a new demon from his rage alone.

"That's it? It was just a respectful conversation." Bigger ships have been built with less material.

To be fair, I think of why Papa Smurf and Yvraine are shipped so hard is because there WAS a human/eldar hybrid in the ultramarines back in the early days of 40k, and them having a kid would make a nice circle of that.

Robute: >dies< Calgar: "..." Khorne: >violently snaps all his focus to that one spot in space-time< _"Holy FUCK i'm gonna be out of a job."_

Guilliman seems so distraught about the state of the Imperium that I’m surprised he didn’t become a Lamenter.

I want an Imperial fists video with the TTS Rogal Dorn voice actor

Actually in the Plague Wars book it's revealed Guilliman can take off the Armor of Fate for extended periods of time now. He basically kept taking it of for as long as he could before being close to death so his body gradually was able to function without it. So big tiddy goth eldar is still on the menu boys.

Through G-man's indomitable will, he is able to will himself away from depending on the Armor of Fate for physical life support a while later, probably so that he can satisfy his new found craving for Eldar booty.

I really like Guilliman's return. In an imperium that has strayed so far away from the emperor's vision, it's very good to have someone who was THERE when it first began, who was there when the Emperor of Mankind still lived, and has the authority to unfuck some things. Primaris and the ultramarines may be a bit iffy, but Guilliman is pretty neat.

“Tigurius is the strongest space marine psyker.” Mephiston, Anchor of the Black Rage would like to know your location

Bricky losing it over the Guilliman/Yvraine meme has retroactively justified its existence.

42:38 'Brother I am pinned here' I see you Shy and that was fucking hilarious

List of Things The Inquisition Couldn't Do: No 1. *TELLING GUILLIMAN TO STOP CLAPPING BIG TIDDY ELDAR CHEEKS*

I’d like to think there’s an alternate timeline where Greyfax was able to reach Cawl and orders him to cease his heresy. I imagine Cawl extending a mechadendrite to her, which prints a ticket, and a screen folds out that says, “ARCHMAGOS CAWL IS CURRENTLY BUSY. PLEASE TAKE A TICKET AND WAIT FOR YOUR NUMBER TO BE CALLED. NOW SERVING: 1” Then Greyfax looks at the ticket, and the number is 99999996.

For the Avenging bean counter a respectful conversation IS flirting

Warhammer 40K with so many terrible ways to die is it any surprise that Resurrection would also be terrible.

That “as long as it serves your needs” at the end ABSOLUTELY validates the ship.

I hope TTS will give a proper respect to fight in Gulliman's chamber

I want to see an Alfabusa skit of Cawl actually just furiously shitposting as part of his day to day activities.

every time I hear anyone mention trayzn I just hear orikan saying "BEAN JUICE!"

We need more from this person that made the model. everyone help this guy to make the greatest trio happy or cringe. More meme models

I wonder if he shouldn't be called Reboot after his ressurection...

Dk: "I'm a newb to 40k and don't know a whole lot" Also Dk: "Fuck the Ultramarines, they suck and I hope they die" Like, I know its a meme but still...

Yo, Obsessive_Converter also did that insane Daemon Perturabo kit-bash.

the reason i ship girlyman with goth eldar chick yvranie is because they are based off of their byzantine counterparts. gulliman is justinian the first, yvranie is based off of jusinian's wife Thededora, Belisarius Cawl is based of the Roman General Belisarius which is kinda a big hint by GW of who our mad techpriests is based of off. The three would go on to rebuild civilization after the fall of the Roman empire, much like how the primarch plans to rebuild the Imperium of man. So yeah I ship Gulliman and his hot big titty goth wiafu. That and she has maintained her loyalty to Gulliman later on she had the chance of keeping some heretically powerful artifact thing a secret something that Eldrad was hoping to do but she out right refused to betray Gulliman. #GirlymanXGothEldar

"Ultramar, Ultramar, oooo we're Ultramarines and we're ultra cool and we're ugh, I hate Ultramar" - Lorgar right before turning Calth into a warp storm

ah so kitten didn't unplug guilliman's life support then

Don't forget how long Gman has been in stasis. 10,000 years is longer than most of our recorded history on earth, this is like if an ancient Pharoah revived in the British museum during the German invasion to tear down Hitlers forces.

The part Bricky missed, he actually commented on. Gilliman spent "days" ....talking to each of them, putting on masks that would make them comfortable. That included the Eldari. What was mentioned there by his Waifu isn't recorded for some reason. And the "don't go!" "But I must!" is the end to pretty much 40% of all cheezy romance novels in existence. Its not much of a stretch.

Guilliman after learning about the imperiums current state: “The depression I feel So transparent that I’m pretty sure it had become a new Chaos God by now.” Nearby Ogryn: “Aaah, what’s a chaos god?”

She was fighting Lilith, (the eldar portion of this story happens at the same time as the imperials) The idea is that Ynnead once it consumes all the souls of the Eldar will be strong enough to kill Slannesh. Eldar gods form in the warp like the chaos gods do and for thousands of years the accumulated Eldar souls that weren’t taken by slannesh have been forming a new Godwin the depths of the warp. Eldrad saw this and tried to bring about the birth of ynnead early by using a planet that resonated with the warp and the crystallised bodies of multiple farseers but before the ritual could be complete the deathwatch interrupted the ritual stopping it however the ritual was partially successful as Ynnead stirred in the warp gaining a level of consciousness this released a massive wave of death energy that surged out across the galaxy. Yvraine died just as this energy hit the arena and Ynnead saw that she had lead a life as close to the pre fall eldar and thus revived her making her his emissary. When this happened the death energy sort of exploded and killed all the nulls that keep Khaines gate a breach into the warp in the webway closed allowing for demons to invade pandemonium ensues and yvraine escapes she sees that if chaos win this new war then the eldar are doomed anyway that’s why she agrees to revive Guilliman to lead humanity so the eldar can work without much interference from chaos as they would be so focused on killing Guilliman. The new plan was to gather the 5 crone swords ancient weapons of eldar legend, the legend states that Moria heg the old crone asked khaine to cut off her fingers so she could drink her own blood and thus gain greater wisdom. The finger bones where handed to Vaal who forged them into swords. The idea being if all the swords are brought together there power can replace the need for Ynnead to consume all the eldar souls There is a theory that the laughing god has been planning for Ynneads awakening and his final trick is to trick slannesh in aiding in the rebirth of the eldar. The theory being he will trick slannesh into giving Ynnead all the eldar souls she has consumed making him strong enough to kill her. There is another theory that both Ynnead and Isha (eldar goddess of life) are needed to revive the emperor

"The resurrection Of G-sus Christ."

The amount of times Ive watched this episode just to hear Bricky say, “None could match Guilleman, none could come even close,” is more than I would like to admit.

But in the world of 40k a respectful conversation between these charecters is all thats needed...get it guilleman!

Respectfull conversation between a Primarch and an Eldar?.... It's pretty much a love story in 40K standards.

I like the fact that Rubberducky Giddy-man looks like just a larger ultramarine with his helmet on

Its not quite right, Bricky. Guilliman got the emperors sword after he arrived on Terra to meet his father. Right after the terran crusade

Turns out Roboute CAN take the armor off and Yvraine was just messing with him.... Yes, that's canon. ARMOR OF FATE short story. Look it up. Thus adding to the ship fuel of her being a teasing goth gf.

I have been an ultramarine fan since my first (absolutely random) encounter with 40K through a Warhammer: DoW (the very first one) match with a friend in a PC-Club. Since, I’ve done a masters‘ degree in SCM (logistics XD) and am currently working in accounting. AND my girlfriend is a DIE-HARD Eldar fan. By the Emperor, I’m such a cliche XD

"I need not your permission, I have Administrator privelages." -Cawl

"Except for Games Workshop" I feel that in my wraithbones

I love these dude's constant characterization of Celestine as a lovable idiot. She's my favorite character because of these videos.

I’m 50 (a Venerable Dreadnought if you will) and have been playing this game since the Ultramarines Chief Librarian was half Eldar (true, look it up). Matt Ward did irreparable harm to the faction.

WITH COURAGE AND HONOUR

16:15 remember that list from 1d4 about all the stuff Trazin has in his vault? We need one of those for all the places Ivrainne has worked in her life

Yvrussy has Guilliman acting non-compliant

"The helmet stays on"

i believe GW didnt exactly help with the robute/yvraine shippers when they made the "thanksgiving" picture featuring the pair as the mom and dad of the scene...

About the “Guilliman can’t take his armor off” thing, ACTUALLY (XD) he WAS taking it off in the following books, he was seen without the armor, so it’s not that clear. Most of the fandom now thinks that maybe he couldn’t take it off like right after the resurrection, but recovered enough with time to be able to survive without it.