Fehlgeburt= Miss cariage Totgeburt = Stillborn Missgeburt = Retarded or disabled new born

Yeah, a freak

Arschgeburt (ass birth) is a nice variation on this.

@@Benjamin-xv9le I would totally go with this, while the first insult hits too hard and mean, especially if the person really has birth defects. Then u rightfully get cancelled by everyone for using it. Assbirth isnt related to birth defects and therefore ok.

​@@Benjamin-xv9le Wieso Arschgeburt, wenn man nicht aus dem Arsch, sondern aus der Scheide geboren wird?

Well, i never in my life heard the word "Jeansbügler"... are swabians a exception if it comes to insults? 🤣

Das würde nur ein Backpfeifengesicht sagen komm nach Bayern

Comming from The Netherlands here 👋 Your insults aren't great. You ain't taking the crown of us "stelletje kanker lijjers".

@@NeverMind439 At the insult "Jeansbugler" i tought it was another name for "Arsch Ritter" (Gay man) I often work and reside in germany and did notice that every region in Germany has often its distinct insults. f.e. in the Region Aachen they use "Ziegengesicht" (Goatface) to insult women who act really dumb. "Arschloch" (asshole) and "Scheisse" (Shit) seams to be universal across Germany. Also the runaway swear train is a thing in Germany. 1 scheisse, 2 SCHEISSSSSSEEEEE, 3 VERDAMDTE SCHEISSE 4 The runaway swear train is getting momentum iand more and more different swearwords are coupled togheter 🤣

@@NeverMind439 I'm Bavarian living in Swabia. But I didn't hear that word as well. And I'm 67! 💖🙂

Me neither 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

@@Thor3661 Me neither, but it's easy to figure out, what it means.

Yeah, it's totally new to me too

That thing. I didn't knew it either, but if someone would said that to me, i would know that that's an insult.

It's a great one though bc you could rightfully accuse an estimated two thirds of the german people with that XD

Truely the best of them all.

Sockenhochzieher ^^

Saunauntensitzer someone who only copes with the lowest bench in the sauna

Turnbeutelvergesser! Someone who forgets to bring his Sportstuff.

@@naseimwind1I'm totally saving that 👌🏽

In Elementary School in Germany the boys had to pee sitting down, so they were Sitzpinkler too. Schattenparker is really good, who likes a hot car. People parking their cars in the sun are the Sonnenparker. 😂

I hurt the insult a lot in my youth. It is for a lyer, betrayer f.e.

in formulations such as “inner Schweinehund”: a person's inherent drive that pushes that person not to behave correctly (e.g. not to do sports).

​@@schnelma605i.e. laziness

Just because a word is not used by GenZ does not meen it is not used by anybody. Older people and especially Bavarians use it all the time.

My grandma always used it to insult my grandpa, or talk bad about him when he wasn't around 😅

Erbsenzähler = pea counter (you may call me a Korinthenkacker now) 🤣

@@NeaFrea 😂😂

Oder "Du bist wohl einmal zu oft vom Wickeltisch gefallen" (You dropped down from the changing table once too often) :D If you want to stay a little more polite there is "Mach mal Fenster auf Kipp" (literally "Put your window to tilted mode", means "I think you could need some fresh air")

I also like "Du wurdest wohl mit dem Klammerbeutel gepudert"... deepL translates it with: "You've probably been powdered with a bag of staples" ... but it describes a silly person, who lacks in smartness because he/she got powdered in their early childhood/as a baby with clothes pins instead of real baby powder.

I know "Bist du als Kind auf den Kopf gefallen?" ("Did you fall on your head as a child?") or "Du wurdest als Baby dreimal hochgeworfen und zweimal aufgefangen" ("As a baby, you were thrown in the air thrice and caught twice")

Closely related to 'deine Eltern haben dich wohl öfter hochgeworfen als aufgefangen' (your parents apparently threw you in the air more often than they caught you)

Literally yes, but if you translate "Du Missgeburt" into English, for example, you get "You freak". But if you translate "Du Fehlgeburt" into English, it becomes "You miscarriage". Totgeburt is translated in English as stillbirth.

English and German are both West Germanic languages (and have both a lot of Latin/Greek - due to their impact as academic terminology). And if one is aware about that and how language of the same family in general work then one should at first translate things directly which means 'Miss-Geburt' should at first be translated to 'Mis-Birth'. Both words, 'Mis/s' and 'Geburt/Birth' are cognates of each other. The were once the SAME. And if one is aware about that then one get over time also a feeling for that in both languages you have sometimes constructions based on 'mis/s' (in English also for instance 'Mis-Fortune', 'Mis-Take' (yay, unaware people even miss this split or in English and German 'Miss-Verstaendnis/Mis-Understanding'). One can see in both languages that things are common, similar or changed - sometimes the same changes happened within the same language - for instance that over time other words were more used. More used does not mean an older usage (often exactly the same in both languages) is not legit. And BECAUSE more aware Germans (like me) know that, I also guessed correctly that due to the same constructions and history a word like 'Miss-Birth' might still exist in English and this is exactly the case, why in for instance the Oxford Dictionary knows it - Mis-Birth AND even the closer to German 'Miss-Burth' - known since 1600. It makes sense to use also more modern (in reality just based on habits) translations but if one keeps aware about how close both languages are then both know always MUCH MORE than if you have just the average Joe who believes there are two foreign languages and one should stereotypical translate 'without awareness'. And people who are aware about such things are also automatically able to recognize in each other languages much more patterns while people without such awareness even dont recognize things within the own language (for exactly the same mistake). Most English speakers for instance are not aware about that 'Husband' has actually a meaning one still can read out 'Hus' (just like in other Germanic languages: Hus, Haus, House) + 'Band' (related also to 'Bond' or the German 'band' like in 'Bandage' (which means exactly the same as 'Bondage' but Germans for the same reasons are not aware about that. Unaware people oversee permanently the reality in front of the nose).

I'm partial to "Tablettenlutscher"

And "Turnbeutelverlierer". To tell you that I know this piece of comedy by Michael Mittermeier...;-)

Kackduscher = Very fat, very unpopular person

I did that all the time. Only viable way to get out of school sports.

@@copperhead100 school sports was the best, i was never really good at it but after chemistry, physics, history and politic it was the best time in school.

Wenn man es ins Englische übersetzt, heißt es freak.

A classic insult from my primary school days.

That's the short version, the full one is: Toilettentieftaucher mit Arschbeleuchtung (toilet deepdiver with ass lighting

The third biggest tea drinking nation in the world. After England and TUrkey.

@@HappyBeezerStudios Sorry, no, we the East Frisian are the world champion. It's official.

Those are the best. "Dir kann man ja im Laufen die Schuhe besohlen." just hits harder than "Lahmarsch" XD

Some "Deine Mudda" insults are pretty cool. Case in point, "Deine Mutter ist so fett, dass die IAU sich geweigert hat, sie zum Zwergplaneten herabzustufen".

"Beckenrandschwimmer" = Poolside swimmers 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 "Du bist blöd wie ein Meter Feldweg" = You're as stupid as a meter of dirt road 😂😂😂 "Wenn du mit anpackst ist das, als würden zwei Leute loslassen" = When you join in, it’s like two people letting go 😂 "Du denkst auch nur von 12 bis Mittag" = You only think from 12 to noon 😂 "Lahmarsch" = Lame ass "Dir kann man ja im Laufen die Schuhe besohlen". = One can resole your shoes while you run. 😂

"Du denkst nicht weiter als von der Tapete bis zur Wand!"

My favourite: "Du hast als Kind wohl zu nah an der Wand geschaukelt"

Here's an even better one, Germans never called the Marines "Teufelshunde," it was invented by US propaganda. Even the Marine division of history acknowledges this fact. If you think about it, it explains why they always got the grammar wrong, and why they didn't choose a word that actually existed, Hoellenhund.

We do use "dog" as a crude term of respect in German, too, but it usually needs to be combined with an adjective. Most of the times it expresses both being annoyed by that persons behavior and respecting them for being good at it, e.g. when you say someone is "ein gerissener Hund" (a sly dog) or when you call a drill seargent (or a trainer, teacher or boss who behaves like a drill sergeant, but still manages to teach people a lot). "harter Hund" (hard dog).

​@@chrisrudolf9839yeah, but those are usually used for people you personally don't like. So while the adjective shows your admiration, the 'dog' part still shows your personal negative opinion about it. It's for those kind of situations where you can't help but praise for something, even if you otherwise might hate the person. For people that you actually like, it's usually not used, unless maybe as a joke. Though I don't know if newer generations are still aware about this nuance, or just use it as a normal compliment due to english influence 😅

@@headhunter1945 "Höllenhund", of course, has a 1-on-1 English cognate - "hellhound". Not necessarily an insult, though.

@@arthur_p_dent Well, yes, and that's another reason you know it originated from english speakers themselves, not Germans. There's no documented use of "Höllenhund" in the history of German, ever, until the marines claimed the Germans started calling them "hellhounds" translated quite literally into German, with wrong grammar to boot.

They also have more rain.

This one, is the worst one from my primary school times, I still remember: Blut-pissende Tempelhure. Around 1992-1993, when I was 9-10 years old. I guess that weren't an invention of my former classmates, it rather looked like an copy from what their older siblings mentioned using an insult.

Breznsoiza

Not yet, but I'm convinced it will be.

So you like to be a bad person?

Be sophisticated: Sitzfleischstreichinstrument! ^^

Jaa, Lappen ist schön. Ich mag auch "Du Lauch" total gerne. :)

Brötchen-über-der-Spüle-Aufschneider (which I’ve never used unironically, though)

Und natürlich der Sitzpinkler

Beckenrandschwimmer ^^

But isnt it smart to rather park your car into the shadow?

​@@CakePrincessCelestiaBadehaubenduscher

Coincidentally an ax in jacket pocket. 😄😄😄

Back then when security checks didn't exist lol

Was Ton Steine Scherben inspired by Bau Steine Erden?

70s 😮 I never saw it, I'm a 90s.

@@Wildcard71 That's most likely, and some of the band members said it was the case. However, the lead singer Rio Reiser told a different story. According to him, the band's name came from a quote from a German archaeologist about the discovery of Troja that went something like this: "Alles was ich sah waren Ton, Steine, Scherben“ (all I saw was clay, stone, shards). I can't remember the exact wording of the quote or the name of the archaeologist, but you can google that if you're interested 😄 I'm too tired for that right now. Personally I believe the name was inspired bei Bau Steine Erden.

Well, US Americans eat their bretzel with mustard, what Germans don't do.

​@@mindscraper1978really?? 😳

" Manner sind Schweine ! " Feministin.

never heard of the Zusammenhang of schweinehund und bullterrier......there is a breed called Rattenterrier, Rat Terrier.....dogs trained to catch and kill rats...humans are fikkend animal cruelty, evil and superfluous

A miscarriage is not the equivalent to a german missgeburt. A miscarriage is eine Fehlgeburt.

Lg aus Graz

I feel like it became even more effective nowadays that people don't know the show that much.

Eselständer is mine, from the Tourette episode

The today rarer used ,Kerl' can also be positve or negative, depending on context.

Yeah. If somebody is called a dog it can mean that they are cunning. You would say that when someone has done something dodgy but also clever.

The insult you mention applies to Austrians usually used by Bavarians.

I think "Sauhund" is actually more common than "Schweinehund" used as an insult.

The most creative one probably is this little treasure: [YT] /watch?v=WM9O75JyYeg "Sach mal, hast du eigentlich Haare inne Nase?" "Wieso?" "Weil ich hab welche am Arsch. Die können wir ja zusammenknoten!"

@@CakePrincessCelestia oh yes, that was a very young herbert grönemeyer.

... Fallschirmspringen oder Basejumping

Me too. But I wish I hadn't. (Kopf-Kino! Is there an English word for it? Maybe "head-cinema"? 😁) 💖🙂

@@888AshLi Good question. I'm not sure if there is a good english equivalent for the word "Kopfkino" which describes the imagination of someone in their mind after triggered by specific words and not only disgusting words, this works for stimulatic words too, when someone imagines amorous stuff in their mind after reading or hearing those kind of words.

@@Hey.Joe. Guess after reading your comment English speaking people are able to understand the word "Kopfkino". Thank you! 😆💖🙂

@@888AshLi You are welcome! 😃

@@Hey.Joe. (Love this expression!) 💖🙂

i prefer "Buttergolem"! its even multilingual ^^

@@luzifersohn5010 Buttergolem sounds more like gay slang than an insult

What about "Knödelfriedhof" - cemetary of dumplings?

Speiseaufzug (Food Lift)

gehsteigbomber in österreich

Never say that to Obelix :)

How far in the past? On the castle church in Quedlinburg there is a door handle that is shaped like an animal that looks like a cross between a dog and a pig. It represents the so-called "Schweinehund"... so you literally have to "overcome the Schweinehund " to go to church when you push down that doorknob. The building dates back to the 10th century... so the phrase is very old and shows that back then people saw it as a swear word... and had a sense of humor.

I have never heard that before.

😂 was ist das? Sounds funny ...but isn't.

In which region is that used?

Yes, that sounded very unnaturally. More like a well German trained American in my opinion. Perhaps stays way too long in the States? 🤔

@@Winona493 He actually has a British accent.

Fotze was really common among kids when I was in 5th to 10th grade. That would be roundabout 20 years ago. I think the only places I heard that recently was in gamerrage against fictional characters. And then probably only if "Hure" sounds overused.

Back in my days it was really common to say Fotze

er soll mal steckdose zeigen

That was an axe

@@SafezoneExpert still the Table survived😅

It is possible to shiver but only because i am angry about the water not beeing cold enough!

Mittelspurschleicher :)

@@CakePrincessCelestia very nice. Will remember that the next time on the Autobahn

Und ganz traditionell: Halbdackel

Evolutionsbremse is a normal insult, no one who is 70 is even saying this :D And Schweinehund is totally normal as well, but it is not used as an insult most of the time more for the inner demons.

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ich glaube das passiert wenn man eigentlich gerade Englisch spricht aber zwischendurch ein Wort auf deutsch vorkommt 🤔