Should Obama Blow The Silver Horn The Founding Fathers Left In Case The Country Ever Needed Them?

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The Founding Fathers promised to return upon hearing the enchanted horn, but warned it should only be used in times of dire need. Is now the time?
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@Binkertonbonkerton 3 жыл бұрын

“Are America’s nerds too gay to show up to school with a gun?” Lmaooo

@YungM.D. 3 жыл бұрын

“Horn may also summon Abraham Lincoln”

@sk8rdman Жыл бұрын

I love the premise that since it can only be blown once every 100 years, nobody ever wants to blow it in case our children or grandchildren need it.

@brece5452 3 жыл бұрын

2014: Should we blow the horn? I think we should but it’s debatable.

@MattPieti 10 жыл бұрын

I know this is fake because those talking heads weren't interrupting each other every 5 seconds.

@mipha8795 4 жыл бұрын

This skit 6 years ago: A calm debate

@scarletjester7831 3 жыл бұрын

I like how the skit treats the founding fathers like godlike beings

@theangrypotato2.031 3 жыл бұрын

GUYS THEY WANTED TO TRAP THE FOUNDING FATHERS, THE HORNS TIN WERE SCREWED

@joetowers4804 4 жыл бұрын

2014: "we are more divided than ever"

@snausages43 10 жыл бұрын

"Only a president may blow for any other man would turn to ash."

@warandpoetry9542 3 жыл бұрын

"We're more divided than ever."

@lawrencetalbot8346 2 жыл бұрын

The best part is the rolling ticker at the bottom.

@clayhamric4428 4 жыл бұрын

SHOUT LEARNED: Summon an aetherial Thomas Jefferson from Sovngarde

@Mundaling 4 жыл бұрын

It is a good thing they didnt use it back then, now the really dire times finally arrived. It is time to blow the horn

@mrchamp9171 3 жыл бұрын

“I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree”. That’s when I realized this was fake

@johnmartinez7440 2 жыл бұрын

"The bottom line is this: Americans have the right to magically be saved by their founding fathers."

@xaniel3104 3 жыл бұрын

President blows the horn:

@jamestown8398 4 жыл бұрын

The horn was blown in 1815 to win the War of 1812, and that's why it couldn't be used during the Civil War.

@elizabethcabbage9817

"Miracle of God saves town from Act of God"

@christianm.k.3347

In Denmark we legitimately have something similar to this. In danish folklore there once was this hero of myth called Holger Danske/Ogier the Dane. A statue of him sits in the cellars beneath Kronborg castle, one of the historically most important military strategic positions in the country.