More yeast=More alcohol Bog math

Puff's empty terrarium sits on the boys mantle as a trophy to his failure.

It's actually incredible how every batch of mead he makes looks worse than the last.

Good thing he kept Puff's tank. I was worried he wouldn't have anywhere to come home to.

I did a little prison time 8 years ago. We had a handful of fellas on my unit that would make hooch. With only prison food/canteen food. And the stuff they made looked INFINITELY more appetizing than BogMead. They didnt have fancy airlocks, or painters tape, or turbo yeast. I was an addict, doing crime to continue using. Have 8 years clean this August. I never tasted or drank the prison hooch, i was working on my sobriety. But some of them boys would get tore up off the stuff. Could smell it on them from across the yard dam near. Now that i think about it... Cobes would be in heaven if he went to prison. No responsibilities, disgusting food that you mix together, disgusting home made booze, and everybody hates on sickos.

Damn. That “KZfaq Room” is almost the size of his first apartment. Clint is a generous pet owner.

He can't even break through that bottom layer of solid sugar! 😂😂😂

"I hate Cobes more than I love Sharon" - Ozzy

Completely engrossed by his bog water. Staring at it like a palantir of Sauron

Teeth are gonna crumble like chalk after a glass of that rot.

Brown goo to rot my black teeth

Professor Snape looking real rough ever since he got kicked out of Hogwarts for being a sicko.

Licks the spoon and sticks it right back into the cupboard... absolutely disgusting. Not even a water rinse. He just throws that sticky bad boy right back into the cupboard to fester for another usage. It's mind bogliming, toobz.

How the fuck does he even fail at STIRRING?!?!

Cobra would make a good medicine man in ancient China

Jesus Christ i want him to stir that so the bottom actually mixes properly. Its pissing me off.

50 years from now this will be known as the “patient zero” video.

He talks like he's an authority on the subject, but he knows exactly jack shit. I'm not gonna lie... It frustrates the hell out of me, lol.

Gourd is getting huge.

Look at the grease on his forehead just glisten in the artificial light, how majestic

I think he should do a "full English breakfast" mead

Just LOOK at the state of the boy. I’m actually shocked at how bad he’s looking….even by his standards. I think his praised high metabolism has finally shit the bed folks.

In Boganese: "It smells like straight alcohol" In any other language: "It smells like rotting carcass"

Better not be brewing jenkem again boy

Bro is cooked

Cobra and i have a different definition of almost fully dissolved.

Botulism coming in nicely toobz

Its actually infuriating at how unmixed that shit is. Theres a layer of sugar at the bottom that id bet is still dry in the middle

That jar looks like a septic tank

Also, I just noticed he has Puffs tank in the background. He'll be coming out of hibernation any day now

This man Rules my sad , pathetic life . 😢

Why does the Mong still have that vivarium, Is he intending to murder another reptile.

Diabetes juice coming in nicely tuubz

“Gonna give it some fresh yeast to neutra-fye it” TWU

IF you must mix candy with alcohol, do it in clear spirits. I bet this sugar sludge is just disgusting.

Crazy that you can’t buy new lids anymore…

*Justice for Puffers* 🦎

Did Clint literally build a featureless saferoom to protect the anonymity of his location LOL he looks like he's in a medical trailer at a natural disaster site

His arm looks like a leg with lymphedema

We all knew about his bog shuffle, but the trailer floors and big empty area really amplify how bad it really is. He's just sort of scooting around.

That gut he has going.

The early cobra gets the mead

It could almost have kinda sorta worked if he'd sortre the skittles by colour and only used one. And also not made fifty other homebrew mistakes. But I digress.

His 80% Viking / Scottish ancestors are proud of the skittles mead.

It's crazy seeing someone mentally deteriorate in real time at such an extreme rate. We've seen the boy's condition go downhill fast over the last year. He can barely form a coherent sentence anymore, let alone go 10 seconds without slurring or stuttering. You can even see his fine motor skills deteriorating. All the years of hard duster and drug use are catching up to him hardcore. From personal experience with family and friends, I'd be surprised if Cobra makes it to his 40s at this point.

More regarded than a caveman. Babylonians were making beer 4,000 years ago.

To hear Mongo the brainless tell it every concoction he's ever made is gourmet. M'gord is truly something special.

"Here's the thing of it" brilliant

Drinks a mouthful of yeast. "Yep that's alcohol."

I think throwing all the Skittles in was a mistake. I would have picked one color or something. It's like he forgot what everyone who ever painted knows. All the colors turn brownish when you mix them.

Clint has been letting Joshie ferment for far too long.

Compare how slow he talks to maybe 1-2 years ago and the decline of this fool is something that should be studied so that it’s never repeated on this planet

This is what gave Wilfred Brimley diabeetus

his brain is so big it presses his eyes out

For all cobros with more than 1 functioning braincell.. you can brew a 1gallon batch of bog sludge with 1/4 of a yeast packet. The yeast doesn’t increase the alcohol content or “add nutrienthsss”. You can replace the plastic lid on your brew jug for less than the cost of a yeast packet that you unnecessarily dump into an already fermenting jar of bog sludge. Stay cool and don’t hit the duster, toobz.

It gets under my skin that he NEVER stirs the fucking bottom of the goddamn jar.

I love that he brought that broken jar from his old place. Like he actually put a broken jar in a box and moved it instead of getting a new one.

Considering his physical state has been on a decline recently I feel like if he drinks this might actually go to the hospital

Diabetic poison mead is lookin good toobz. I wonder with all the preservatives and shellac if anything happened at all.

My buddy makes wine and mead as a hobby and gives it out as gifts to people. I sent him a bunch of Cobes “mead” videos and he just screams at his laptop while watching them.

Cobes is acting really out of it, and no joke seriously this Trailer home looks like grannies.

For the record: one of those yeast packets is rated for 5 gallons. He is already using the 48 hour turbo yeast (which is literally explosively violent) and he is adding MORE? I used to be a degenerate drunken bastard and I brewed my own cider. A simple five minute YT video would instruct him how to do this properly. For most people, experience and trial-and-error would also correct their method over time, but not for our boy here. He is likely drinking completely unfermented (the preservatives in all the bullshit he adds stops fermentation, also explains why he adds so much yeast), bacteria-infested, vile, putrid slop that I would not wish upon my worst enemy. Even when following proper brewing procedure, it is possibly to get an infected batch and let me tell you, that stuff will stink to the point where you will have to open all the windows and bring out the fans. The stench that must emanate from this vile, unearthly concoction must be worthy of having a fellowship of legendary heroes to slay it, yet our boy will gladly consume it rather than just admit he needs to work on his brewing technique. Owning the trolls and such...

Spends 60 bucks on ingredients to make 1/2 gallon of disgusting prison hooch and won’t spring for a 2.00 replacement lid for his fermenting jar. He’d rather use up a 5.00 roll of tape.

“People are craving these updates”😂

im not sure if i think being him would be scary or not. he gets into thought loops so easily its like he only has like 10 individual cohesive thoughts per day. almost sounds blissful.

Lol 😂 i knew all that mixture would not ferment! 😂😂😂 cant wait till he drinks it eventually! 💯💥

I love how he stirred it for a minute and didn’t even mix anything that was settled in the bottom.

The all white, fluorescent lighted box he lives in now really does give an insane asylum sort of vibe to it.

Josh's dank skittles mead recipe Ingredients: 2 cups sugar 2 pounds skittles 8 oz honey 1 gallon toilet water 2 packets 1118 yeast 1.5L bottle bottom shelf vodka Directions: Pour honey, sugar, and skittles into a glass jar with a broken lid. Fill with water and add yeast packets. Stir the mixture, being sure not to get any of the sugar wet. Close lid and seal with painters tape. Let rest for 14 days. Serving: Fill a pint glass halfway with mead. Top off with vodka. Drink and enjoy. ABV per serving 20%

i remember my great grandfather telling the story of his viking ancestors making skittles mead

Still a nice bed of sugar compote at the bottom that hasn’t dissolved yet 😂

"Skittles are practically almost dissolved." *shows Skittles very much clearly intact*

literally cannot leave potential alcohol alone

he interuppted his sentences like 3 times in this video his brain is defo gone

Yes, he kept Puff's tank cause he thinks Puffers is coming home.

At this point you might as well be drinking paint thinner

Mr peanut's mead looks like raw sewage

Is that Puff's tank in the back? Any moment now Puff is gonna come through that door!

It looks like the lost prop that Damon Wayans' used as a toilet in his bum sketches on In Livin' Color back in the 90s!

He’s like gasping for air as he speaks 😂

I guarantee you when he decides it's time to drink it he'll dump a little out, replace the dumped out liquid with everclear, and claim it as a success lmao

Guys chill, he is just fermenting his cobra venom

What a lordly mead for such a fine king.

These are such huge nasty messes… Edit: It’s just food coloring mead. The flavor for the skittle is on the inside protected by a rich candy shell. Plus every color together is brown. Just pick one…

Does he even drink all that horrid shit? He's constantly making huge jars of it but never see him taking more than a few sip on camera

The color looks like blood, not gonna lie. I wonder if that's some kind of omen

Cobes never mixes the yeast in water before adding it.

Citric acid is the third ingredient in skittles and that can slow down and even prevent fermentation

See, cobes is such a good KZfaqr. He's out here trying his best to get botulism and give his fans the content we want to see.

Why make this ridiculous botulism tonic when you could just buy some actual alcohol. The $ spent on Skittles and other crap is way more than a bottle of vodka or whiskey

Cobra looking like my 60 year old alcoholic uncle

Damn he gave that poor spoon a bacterial infection with a single lick

"Next month" 2 Days. Got it.

“Puff please come home “

The way he looked at the jar back and forth like an addict seeing their fix but cant get it quite yet

Diarrhea juice is coming in nicely. Also, lol, at him, having puffs cage set up.

I've not watched this yet but I am going to guess that it has a touch of sweetness.

Dude, the bottom of that shit hasn't been stirred YET! It drove me crazy the first video but a SECOND time?? God damn, I don't see how he has made it this far in life I really don't.

He's perfected the practice at this point. color 👌 mushiness 👌 bacterias 👌 I would say this one is damn near perfection.

3:07 I KNEW he couldn't resist waiting. He never can. He says next month he'll try it? It'll be June 1st when he tries it.