Yeah he was entirely accurate on my part. My dad brought it home, we actually liked it though, we used it for a couple of months, but it got to expensive and now it collects dust.

Dads bringing home stuff. Thats the fun part of the day.

@Koholos Co2 from welding tanks has a little bit of oil in it not exactly ideal for drinks

yea

My dad did a similar thing with a liquor tap, he put some whiskey in it, we tested it out with a few sips and I think he gave it away.

More like using it out of sprite. Heh.

@Bobo He's windows 98, he isn't very good

@Windows 98 neither are your insults

@Windows 98 You may of been important for computers in your heyday, but the future is now, old man

Good on him

Lmaoo

You would not survive his wit.

in a classy way- yes

lol

what is this? the beer and board games channel now?

😀

You could start your own Pound shop!

Or you could call it Spirte, since you misspelled Sprite.

Jehn Lennin's sanctum / yobelkcip Well shit, I didn't notice that.

Or Spite....

no the pigeon......

I was about to comment about the goose

that goose triggers my ptsd

Lay Egg is True!

Lamplight Beautiful Melody

I like to imagine him as arms and a face stuck to a wall in the middle of a hallway which just so happens to have a couch sitting on the other side.

Hes like casandra from dr who with arms

Yeah, post this on the one video where he actually kind of show his face.

+Nick Tripod Avdol.jpg

I would love to see the movie with him as just a pair of arms

I work in a argos and I can confirm they are still selling, people still trade in there old empty c02 for new ones

It'd a total ripoff over $100 for the machine and like $80 for each canister. Then $20 for the syrup. @@Will-22

The canisters only cost £20 over here. We must have a CO2 reservoir somewhere that makes it cheaper.

I wonder if they are importing the CO2 canisters/supply from Europe if that's the case and the markup is from import tariffs. I'll have to look next time I see them. @@louiseogden1296

@@MrWolfSnack I just bought a new machine heavily discounted. €50 for machine (including a bottle & canister, €12 for a canister (60L) and €4 for Pepsi Max, 7 Up & Ice Tea a piece. I stocked up for about 300L in total after I sampled it first. At this discount it's definitely worth it. Pepsi has gone up a LOT since COVID - by 50% easily. I now pay €2.2 for a bottle of 1.5L or €1.5 per liter. Same for 7 Up. €12 for 60L means €0.3 for 1.5L. The syrup is €4 for 9 liters (but I find that it tastes just as good with a little less syrup so I should be able to get to 10-11) so let's say 50 cents per liter of 75 cents for 1.5L. Basically, I pay €1.05 for something that tastes VERY close to real Pepsi Max with these benefits: - less plastic waste & no lugging heavy packs of soda from stores - I can add fizz if it goes flat (half my bottles go flat when there's only a third or less left so I have to poor it out) - I can make as much as I need - if someone wants a glass or two, I fill the bottle only halfway. - I don't need a ton of space in my fridge - I keep a few chilled bottles of water & can add what I want when needed. When NOT discounted it's about 30-50% more expensive which is still cheaper than the store but but not by that much. I've bought enough to last me 6 months (the syrup doesn't use up a lot of space after all) and after that I'll have earned back the cost of everything really. Saving € a liter times 300 ...

ooh that sounds lovely, I want to try this at some point

***** It is amazing, this is the recipe I use: www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/11288/pink-lemonade

+Sirdiggar Thank you!

it's 17p at tesco

17p? that's nothing here in the USA Costco pays YOU to take them haha

Did you this time?

+Cherrycola 2000 FUCK I didn't. I'm a disappointment

The Ass King I pry for u bby

+Cherrycola 2000 thnx babe

The Ass King I love you bobo

Plot twist: they do

**fabric softener in**

the taste is more or less the same i can attest

@@brookhavyn2731 lol

thank you

I wanna soda Kool-Aid.

Ima try this recipe!

@@lostboi210 How was it?

just remember to never drink it in the worst dc universe (the teen titans go one). because everything in that universe is part of some kind of bizarre conspiracy of some kind.

Have Pepsi Max syrup myself, just waiting until I have a spare moment after Christmas to try it out.

Motaki Gonavakin True

Marco Mods Is he a farmer too?

ANON Hacks ah yes

Would that make him farmer john, they don't plump till you choke them down?

+ViperStarFilms wow are u a black guy?????? amazing!!!!!!! GUYS THERE IS A BLACK GUY OVER HERE, GIVE HIM YOUR SUPPORT!

The best things

Only the greatest things ever.

3am here :^)

kane legacy Funemployed

Awesomeman204 using it well.

Zachary Wolf no one uses gallons in the uk

fixed it

+TheOblivionisdoom we do, just not very often

Kiloliters?

A few thousand...thousand liters? Water filtration plant swept away in a tidal wave of off brand soda...

I LIKE IT LA DEE DA DEE DUM DUM

PokeBallZSack That was absolutely glorious. I applaud you.

The GROOSE is loose.

I'm looking at Lando on the left there! ;)

Somewhere Big Clive had an idea.

It's probably for the water heater.

The white switch looks unimpressed. And mutated.

It's to turn the stove off

Maybe

NotSoLogical Yes you can, I do mine this way.

+NotSoLogical or just buy carbonated water and use that for the mix?

Ya boy fetus ISISlam

No, it will make the universe explode.

Came to make a similar joke

yeah. i imagine it's so the sodastream nozzle doesn't clog up from all the sugar. I watched in terror as he added the flavoring into the bottle.

I think it's because the fizziness reacts more violently to the syrupy water than the plain water. But the nozzle getting clogged would be another reason.

@@theblackwidower Nah. It is so sugar does not get into the nozzle since that first of all can clog it up and much worse acts as a breeding ground for bacteria so unless you clean it very well all the time you will spray condensed bacteria into your water in no time. Video is just some more or less funny attempt at shitting on a product without understanding it in the slightest so yeah

@@Sadreath and this is more or less a a condescending suite comment.

@@Sadreath my man out here simpin for sodastream

How come all these random dudes are Ashens' "nephews"? Is Dan his nephew too? What aren't you telling us, Uncle Stu?

Lol

Fred Norris I have 12 aunts and 7 uncles, if his family is anything like mine he could very well have a ton of nephews.

Are all different nationalities too? Not racist, just asking.

+Fred Norris Ryan *is* actually his nephew, though. There was a moment near the middle of the video were Ashen's commented on his sister's choice in diet coke and Ryan replied with "Hey! That's my mum!"

I don't think ashens is his uncle

Well, Stuart made that comment about his sister buying cheap fizzy drinks and Ryan said: "Hey, that's my mum you're talking about," so I assumed Ryan is his nephew. Also, Stuart referred to him as 'my nephew Ryan' on another video.

Oh

Who is Ryan?

laurenisahippogriff The other person in this video.

Peter File xD

Who's a paedophile?

Sam Peter

@@sammmyboy99 No Moss, his name is Peter File.

memememe “His name is Paedophile?”

[breth]

I just got this, I have no faith in humanity anymore

I need help getting this joke.

+Tjnesryan he means Cum in a bottle

+The Realm Of The Epic Gnomes o

My parents had one when they were young.

Me too.

Reintroduced in the early 2000s, my mum has to original 70s ones so with glass bottles that don't expire after three years.

A Piece Of Bread ive done it as a dare, it tastes like diabetes

Ian V. Raybeck She*

They are not related

@@georgiajohnson682 they are lol

@@georgiajohnson682 Ryan is Stuart’s sister’s son. They literally reference it in this video.

That’s not Ryan though, that’s cousin Dan

+Bier “Bierbart12” Bart yeah, its also been branded as new over here in the us quite recently. (or Im just really sheltered)

Same here in Canada...

Same here in 'Murica.

+Bier „Bierbart12“ Bart I know right!

+Bier ”Bierbart12” Bart Can confirm, there was a massive campaign for these here in Finland just a few years ago. I thought that these things were actually a new innovation made just a year or so before landing in Finland.

The word Corona literally has several meanings that aren’t a virus.

Really, YT? The 2 replies this got are too scary for me to read? wth...

The year is now 2021. The world is still suffering. Never fail to heed the warnings of Ashens...

@@burnzy2639 The year is now 2022. Nothings changed.

I was going to comment this as well

That is also what happened to me. Except that water spewed everywhere. I haven't seen the machine since.

oh my god same here

That happened in my house when we got those homemade funnel cakes.

*raises hand* Same here.

I know that for some liquids, if you just fill it half way it won't explode and leave a rather nasty mess. Did you fill it to the top?

To the top.

You are only suppose to carbonate the water, you add the mix afterward. Guy in video did it wrong as well. Hard to read 3 steps of instructions even if you're a popular youtuber I suppose.

...... Why ... would you want to make fizzy milk ?

Because it's more exciting than flat milk.

I use it to carbonate water it's great

Are you joking?

i used to to carbonate milk .. and pineapple juice amongst others

@@Soooperspeed mmmm soda milk.

I was hoping I was gonna find someone like you

I was reading this comment when Stuart said that

It's entirely possible that Ryan is Stuart's nephew.

Alius Gigabyte me too wth

TNTlover9 I believe he is.

gmansplit He is. He's also cousin Dan in Barshens, chef control in the best thing about Christmas video and the child in one of his old q and a videos

***** as well as i think it does? i said "I wonder" not, "im 16900% positive"

***** ok, but why? if its flat shouldn't it just work like any other liquid?

Kaptain Kappa It's NOT supposed to have the flavour in the drink while being carbonated. They did it wrong. It will be quite messy if you use flat softdrink.

Leaf Shade that doesn't answer my question, why is it messy? it wasn't messy for them and according to you they did it "wrong" so what makes flat soda different from flat soda stream soda?

Kaptain Kappa They waited off camera. And with actual soft drink, basically it fizzes it up and shakes it up at the same time, resulting in a mess. In my experience that is the case, it will erupt and leak out of the machine. As for the exact reasoning why it behaves more volatile? I am not sure.

To be honest it depends on where you live. For example, I live in Finland, where you can drink tap water, so only the syrup and the co2 will cost you. Half a liter of regular soda costs about 2 euros here, which is around $2.75. Making half a liter of Sodastream soda costs you about 0.40 euros, which is just $0.55, so it is way cheaper.

Rapsutin it still boggles me that there are first world countries, in this era, where fucking water has to be bought from a store.

maksuree It doesn't have to be, it's just that most of them think that tap water has horrid germs or something. I've drunken it all my life and i seem to be fine. Though depending on how you look at it, that makes bottled water even more pathetic...

we dont pay for co2 and soda stream works well and you dont use oficial flavorings

DrakeSays Gaming Bottled water is just bottled tap water from your local water system and a 500% markup. (Maybe some filtration and a few minerals but they spend almost nothing on that.)

Little did ashens know that far in the future, literally every person on the planet will remember the "corona man"

that stupid twat, that ate a bat.

I was thinking that, came straight to the comments after he said it.

literally

What do you mean? I'm from the past and I don't understand.

^yes

That is a lot of CO2 gas.

YAAASSSS >*

The Kitchen Aid version doesn't "buzz" or fart... it whistles.

Listen to this man ^

I agree completely, sadly the sodastream one tastes nothing of creme

Benjamin Edwards It tastes like someone poured vanilla extract into water

Yeah locally theres three Soda breweries that make cream and all of them are different (color taste) but White birch beer and cream have to be my favorites

Duncan Van Ooyen Huh. Care to explain why most cream soda I've had has a nice flavor the first sip, then it gradually declines to "meh"? Not sure if it's a common thing about cream soda or I'm drinking a bootlegged brand. :P

TheArnoldification Good cream soda is rich and sweet, and it can be a bit too strong drank quickly. As someone who drinks and eats things very quickly all at once, I sip cream soda very slowly. A couple brands that I favor are Stewarts and Boyland. I generally find the brown, caramel colored ones to be best, and some clear ones are decent. Stay away from that pink shit though.

I do, as well. I want to see more of it.

he steals the show

I thought he said it had to live in a special lead lined box

Yes tis true.

Nope, different things. Dock is any one of the plants in the genus Rumex; burdock is genus Arctium. This is why I have no friends.

He originally showed it in his Easter special video 2013.

cutemimi25 Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Thestankfish AKA Doge Sure thing, but Cosmo Wattis might've not noticed.

weeseet thats wat she said ;)

weeseet Here you go. Sorry, it's in Norwegian :P kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j8uqrbF41cyVmIE.html

***** Meh

weeseet they've already tried it on youtube ;)

weeseet how about yogurt

Ryan AKA Cousin Dan same man.

Andrew Whitney that was the joke you silly sausage

Matthew Kempf I think you mean coinciDANce

I heard that after this he got involved in crime as a getaway driver for a heist for a legendary arcade game

Ha!

Joe Homer I've seen it a couple of times lol

Thanks op guy from 3 years ago for reminding me of babylon 5 it's been a long time since I last seen that programme and I am gonna go watch it from the beginning again right now.

Get fizzed on ,By sodastream

Whoa, you're so funny dude!

So, it's his fault.

Ikr

Fuck off you're boring

@@BodywiseMustard ?

Corona man making the surprise comeback

I could you are so smart I am going to do that

I haven't any kids, but I just brought one home for myself, and I'd definitely inflict it on my kids if I had one... I got three bottles of the flavor mixes (root beer, Dr. Pete, and orange), but haven't touched them yet: I've been having too much fun carbonating everything else that comes to mind - Kool-Ade lemonade carbonated isn't half bad! I'll try recarbonating the flat bottle of tonic I opened months ago and forgot about later. Can't wait to try some home-made root beer, cream soda, and sarsaparilla with all-natural ingredients, I'm trying to think of a way of doing home-made ginger-ale, and I'm curious about carbonated coffee, tea, and wine (home-made champagne?) This thing's a hoot!

He knows...

I think he's said before in the comments (back before youtube fucked the comment system) that it doesn't actually matter what order you do it in, it just says that because if you do the fizz first then you don't have to clean the syrup off the nozzle.

@@_lucyfree 9 years later (sorry). Apparently it's because the CO cannot cling as well to flavored mixtures compared to regular water.

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Everyone now

oop-

Why is this phrased like a fun fact post lol

Benny Boi You mean Cousin Dan? lol