We can all empathize. Great examples. Every atheist has heard these arguments and quietly faceplamed, Picard style.

I still go through my OLD videos fearing that I'll see a spelling mistake!

If the only reason for someone not to go on a killing spree is the fear of hell, then that person has no morals. Someone who has morals just doesn't want to do that in the first place.

When I was a kid, my pastor told me that non-believers were incomplete people who needed God to be a complete person. My mom tells me that non-believers are "cold" and "empty". I wonder how she'd describe me if she knew I was an atheist.

I'm pretty sure I saw this exact scene play out on Fox News. Over and over and over and...

Plot twist The guy on the street just believes in a different god

What's funny, is no Christian knows where God came from, and they still use that argument XD

"Imagine not knowing everything there is to know about the origin of the universe!" Amazing video.

Basically the entire religious rights views on atheist's in a nutshell keep up the good work.

Next special investigation: Is God going to change his mind about gay people the way he did about black people? We ask local mormons for answers.

Fox news AU ?

So there is a lady that studies ants in South America somewhere and these colonies are huge. 4 or 5 million ants and thousands of species. We know nearly nothing about most of them. She has been tracking them to see what they do etc and made a stunning discovery. Within this colony about 5-10%of the ants are thieves. It's their job to go raid other colonies and steal food, that's all those ones do. apparently they smell just enough like the targeted colony and their own to be able to sneak in. usually anyways. however, they behave in a very interesting way, if they have stolen food they are likely to freeze if around other ants. they movethe a sneaky way like they know stealing is bad. Sometimes they get caught, and if they do they simply drop the food. ask the other ants fight to keep food they got "honestly". When caught stealing, they give up, drop the loot and don't struggle as they are carried away from the colony by soldier ants. They are then released, unharmed and go home. The next day they go to work as usual. She called the behavior sneaky, and they act guilty. The soldiers showed mercy, and had seen the same soldiers kill if faced with resistance or aggression. They are making moral decisions , give up I'll let you live. fight me and you die. It's not known how many kinds of ants do this sort of thing, this was only one colony that she observed. there were no signs of religion or prayer seen. hmmmmm... www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/thieving-ants-act-guilty-after-their-heists

OH! You fooled me haha..I thought these two really were Ray Comfort and Kent Hovind there for 5 minutes and 4 seconds...

Yeah. Well...I'm way happier as an atheist.

Hi NonStanpCollector. Please sorry in advance for my English, it's my fourth language. You are great and true artist, and most importantly-one of the kind. I love your work. Please please please make one new video

You're a remarkable human being. Thank you so much for doing what you do, and working so hard to do it so well.

Theism: This is immoral because the Bible/Quran says so. Atheism: This is immoral because it's hurting the well-being of others. One of them welcomes you to question their reasoning and are willing to broaden their views and expand them if you present valid arguments, whereas the other calls you a blasphemer if you dare question it their appeal to an invisible, unproven authority. You guess which one is which.

Fox News?

THANK YOU!! You just made me feel like I'm not overly-pedantic about that point! I've been feeling like a twit to be so apparently nit-picky, but now I see I'm not the only one that had that idea. Cheers, that really makes me feel better!

Brilliant. All the things are Christian friends assume about us atheists. Brilliant!

I don’t care if I’m 11 years late- I’m glad I found you!

I have been binge watching your videos today. I think my favorite aspect of all of them is the jovial logic being communicated, even when pointing out the heinous circumstances of humanity being brought to life. It's odd how a spoonful of sugar really helps the medicine go down.

Hilarious...and a little sad for its accuracy.

"NO NO NO! WE'D NEVER SAY THAT (on television)!" I laughed myself into a coma.

Thanks man. I feel way better about it now that I changed it and re-uploaded. Thanks for the confirmation.

Is it a coincidence that the reporters are named "Kent" and "Ray"?

Satire n sarcasm level : GOD.

I enjoy these atheistic videos. I'm a deist, but the way I see it, the practical implications of atheism and deism are the same. We both seek reason and the rejection of religion. So to my atheist brethren I say greetings.

I'm more interested to know which side of the war collected stamps, and which one didn't. Knowing that will give me a clear insight into the moral character of people who do and don't collect stamps, and I can then use that knowledge to win every single argument with stamp collectors. Also, which side of the war had the more moustaches? Which side had longer hair? That would tell us a lot. Which side spoke mainly English? Hmmm!! The axis were mainly non-English speakers! That proves... umm...

Whenever Christians ask me the question that if I'm an Atheist then where do I get my morals or do I have morals in the first place? I always tell them that I have conscience and also as a human being who goes through pain I don't want to inflict harm on others because I know what suffering feels like and I really just want to do my best to become a decent human being. I don't know what exactly I said wrong but they always disprove my answers.

You've created the highest quality satire. Thank you and bravo!

Omg Stampy, this has to be my favorite so far. Keep it going man.

'The bush burning, pestilence inflicting iron age god of Palestine'... genius

"Yes Ray, with people like him loose in society, it´s no wonder we´ve lost practically all of our freedoms" NICE 1

This is a gem, as is every NonStampCollector video

Every single time I watch one of these videos, in between my laughter, and appreciative recognition of things I've long been saying to myself (and occasionally sympathetic others), I find myself thinking, "Okay, THIS one is his best one yet. They're ALL great, but even so, having now seen this one, I'm forced to admit that IT is truly the best one yet!" And then I watch the next one, and I have that same reaction! But right now, honestly, truly, I swear, I think that this one just may be my favorite one yet! ( At least, until I watch the next one . . .) 😁

how can anybody be nice to other human beings if not out of fear from everlasting suffering in hell

these videos are funny, but make me sad because there are so many people just like these 2.

I'm gunna start sending this to people

Funny how none of the comments mention the fact that the guy probably wasn’t an athiest

"Survival of the fittest and abort the rest"... I am losing my shit right now...

11 years, and this rhetoric is literally still spouted out regularly, and are considered valid points. Christians. Do better.

Very funny! Perhaps my new favorite video of yours. You just get better and better Stampy. Please keep them coming.

I love that you use the names kent, craig, and ray in your vids.

This is freaking brilliant! Thank you so much for your work.

Another great episode of the Comfort Zone with Mark Spence and Ray Comfort! Atheist Alert! #raycomfort #markspence #thecomfortzone #livingwaters #bible #jesus #atheist #god #agnostic #heaven #Islam #muslim

The best single group of videos on KZfaq for non-believers.. Sums up so much so well.. Amazing.

It has been said before, but it bears repeating, "If you require the threat of unfathomable horrific eternal torture after death in order to not be a piece of shit while you are alive, then you are at heart, a piece of shit."

They don't even know if the dude's an atheist. Lol

Lmao, the part involving Darwin was hilarious.

Who knew a cartoon could so accurately capture reality? You have outdone yourself again!

Been a fan for a long time ... This might be your best video yet. At least it hit home with me because I deal with these kind of people every day. WELL DONE!

Chillingly accurate.

Haha, the commercial i got was a bible study.

Truly hilarious! Thank you Nonstampcollector for the great content and putting some humor in such a difficult problem .

This brings all the memories of all my debates online with theists rushing back. It's funny stuff, but it is sobering to think of how widespread the mentality we see parodied here really is. People are so convinced that they need religion, the have even convinced themselves that it is the only thing holding their lives together. As if everything will fall down if they just stop believeing.

lmao... yeah, people have a hard time believing that I, an ex-Christian, stopped believing in "God" all on my own through research, maturity and an open mind. They think I must have gotten mad at God and that's what it's all about.

Careful guys some Christians might not realise the sarcasm

Actually not. The characters have surnames, but I couldn't find a way to work them in, as it would have given the game away in Special Investigation 1. Their names are Kent Aneurism and Ray Bollocks. You're the first to know. And if I never find a way to work it into subsequent episodes, iif there are any, you may be the last to know too!

Dang, I think you hit every point to be made. I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Well done!

The World Mission Society Church of God does this very thing! They take a few sentences sometimes just several words and come up with insane conclusions about that person and his/her beliefs. Then they make KZfaq videos, blogs, or talk about it amongst themselves not giving the victim a chance to defend his/herself or to correct their ridiculous claims. Psycho cult..

As a Christian, this is incredibly funny and true about a lot of Christianity today. There is a lot of hypocrisy in the church. I just wanna say I don’t hold the same thoughts about atheists as them. I try my best to be intellectually honest and there are many Christians that do that as well. Christians like this shouldn’t define what Christianity it.

Man I am so glad you're making regular videos again, NSC. You are fucking awesome.

I think this is perhaps my new favourite NSC video! Favouriting and sharing this one for sure.

Cringing rn. Can't believe I once believed all this dumb shit. these two characters are slight exaggerrations of myself 2-3 years back. it's like taking a look at two mirrors lapsed by quite a bit. Flashback

"As an atheist, his religion is evolution" 😆

"Imagine not knowing everything that is to be known about the origin of the universe!" LOL that was so full of win.

I don't know who you guys care or how long you've been doing this. but your stuff is brilliant!! Keep it coming!

Ask a Christian where god came from

I thought I was on NonStampCollector's channel, why am I just seeing a clip from Fox News?

It is great that you are back making videos again. Excellent job.

Ahaha, the putting the hand over the camera part was one of the greatest feats technical feats I've seen you achieve yet. great video

yep christians, sometimes you sound like this, and for the nut jobs fundies, you always sound like when the subject is the you religion. always.

FOX News Australia!

awesome. I've been over on a certain other Ray's website today and this pretty much spot on what he is saying over there.

This is seriously the best thing I've seen in months.

JESUS I friggin' love these videos :D Fantastic work again, NSC

Regardless of the reupload, my Pixar analogy still fits. You keep topping yourself, even though you seem to have reached the peak each time. :)

Off course. I think my brain was in cruise mode. Thanks friend. I think this animation flatters Comfort and Hovind.

1:44, "Yahweh, the bush-burning, pestilence inflicting god of Iron Age Palestine". I love the string of adjectives NonStamp always uses to describe god.

I think these are by a great margin the best videos of this variety. I am not fond of the most common incarnation that has a combatative approach. In partial defense of evangelical zealots a bit too much upon ones own back pattification. Partial because cherry pick sampling. This has such great levity. Outside of subject matter it really has a terrific quality of pace, timing, punctuation in the dialog. I could probably chuckle an any news satire with banter that good.

To date... this is my favorite nonstampcollector video

Brilliant - thanks for putting this together and keep up the great work.

A conversation between two mature people on youtube who can be humble and rational? I forgot that existed.

@Frankiponken I said the origin. Not the present universe. "Magic man done it" seems to be the easy answer, but it raises more questions than answers such as "an eternal creator?" and "infinite regress?"

Damn, about 8s interview and he drew conclusions longer than my thesis😂

"Just because all the evidence supports them.", the way his faced looked when he said that, absolutely hilarious. Why do their lips only move when they are looking to the side and no straight forward? lol

Are there ever going to be more of your outstanding videos? Or do you have another channel with more of this kind of content? Your satire, sarcasm and sense of irony are so deeply enmeshed that I pick up something new each time I watch them again. The fact that most of what you've produced is directly from the scriptures is excellently clever & unassailable. Thank you! and I am hoping for more from you, some day, maybe?

I love nonstampcollector's sense of humor. I also really liked "Atheists SECRETLY believe in yahweh", because it's something I've heard many times. Why do theists think everyone has to have a supernatural belief? That if we don't believe in gods we must believe in satan, or else they try to twist atheism into a belief system.

Looking forward to more special investigations by Kent, so objective .....

I swear i love KZfaq comments more than anything

I think it's cute the way nonstampcollector pronounces the word "atheist".

Where are you when we need you, nonstampcollector?

Some Christian was trying to convert on my campus. I talked to him. He told me he found god after her went to jail. I told him I used to be a Catholic. He told me something must have happened to me to lose my faith. I just read the bible.

zomg, this is GOLD. keep it up NSC. great work, as usual

im sure some off the thumps up´s are from christians that doesnt understand ironie

Did you read the description box? I wrote it for dickheaded comments such as this.

Your videos are so spot on. And often hilarious. You, sir, rock!

Too real to translate as sarcasm.

simply one of the greatest you tube videos there is