Jim Norton - My First Bris - This Is Not Happening

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5 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton describes his experience attending a bris for the first time and wonders about the history of the practice. (Contains strong language.)
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@Goonsquad1149 5 жыл бұрын

Love that moment at 2:36. Always appreciated how all humans can recognize a genuine laugh, and instantly connect with that person.

@scotsman6712 3 жыл бұрын

that was the funniest part of all!

@soulwaves20000 3 жыл бұрын

He had such a genuine smile he’s great

@korkunctheterrible4302 2 жыл бұрын

:')

@mustachedad8393 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like rogans laugh

@dorisbarkler8570 5 жыл бұрын

2:36 That dear woman was so not done laughing and it made him super happy. And it was a big laugh like I've run out of air but I still need to laugh.

@steveschmidt3961 3 жыл бұрын

lol yea and when he heard that it seems like he got a little bit of energy lol super hyped haha

@brve_he4rt29 3 жыл бұрын

Love when they hear a particular laugh and notice it.. thanks for this

@nam6128 3 жыл бұрын

Her laugh made me smile so much. Its so wholesome when someone has a good laugh

@salad6 3 жыл бұрын

Haha and that little nod he gives

@ryanagee5540 3 жыл бұрын

The ladies genuine off time laugh was priceless !

@ShivaRainchild 5 жыл бұрын

"maybe he just got caught and was a quick thinker" man, I love his way of thinking xD

@BananaRama1312 5 жыл бұрын

Revolutionary

@duaneborgaes7449 3 жыл бұрын

😂👌 and all this time they've been following (in his) footsteps

@crussteasock4047 3 жыл бұрын

He's a quick thinker

@John-xe5kr Жыл бұрын

bro is educating, defending his POV, and he manages to make everyone laugh while doing it. very good content indeed Mr. Norton!

@PlayNiceFolks Жыл бұрын

Like five comments in, yours is the first that isn't totally...regarded. And, it's coherent and well put together.

@PauloHernandezXD 2 ай бұрын

Jimmy is a naturally articulate comedian, him & Patrice O' Neal could legitimately talk what make's good comedy, lol :3

@elbob17 Ай бұрын

that's been his calling card for the last 20 years. He's a smart dude.

@drutru 5 жыл бұрын

My! What I would do For a Patrice ONeal This is not Happening!!

@ithoughtyoumightlikethis500 5 жыл бұрын

That would have been a good one.

@jntj3007 5 жыл бұрын

Really!

@Bonzulac 5 жыл бұрын

Random capitalization. How's that working out for you?

@clumsiii 5 жыл бұрын

Patrice!

@scottsimo3170 5 жыл бұрын

Vodou. I miss Him

@NateDoggit 2 жыл бұрын

Hands down Jim Norton is one of the top comedians in the series. The structure of each joke , coupled with well timed punchlines is golden. This was a classic.

@thejarkub9559 5 жыл бұрын

I feel bad, these dudes probably spend a lot of time on the intros that I skip 98% of the time

@johnk6123 5 жыл бұрын

You got this internet thing figured out!

@zzdesolatezz 4 жыл бұрын

Cute joke, I sure wonder where I've seen it before. Sounds familiar. 🤔

@ianjones9961 4 жыл бұрын

It's not the produced part of the intro I hate, it's them taking the middle or the end of the joke out of context and shoving it onto the front as a clip. Only way to be sure you get the full story in its proper context is to skip all of it.

@josephgarner9767 3 жыл бұрын

When ari hosted it they were cool n different then after they affirmative actioned the new host they just aren't funny anymore

@goodnamestaken 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t feel bad it’s just unnnecssaey bs so Ari can take his cut

@cityhawk 5 жыл бұрын

Was I the only one thinking about that scene in Seinfeld when Kramer took the child at the Bris to stop the circumcision?

@dustybeijing 5 жыл бұрын

Nope. When he asked if people knew what a bris is, I was thinking, _Who hasn't seen Seinfeld??_

@ironman45ish 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like this entire bit was taken from Seinfeld, even when he talks about how certain dicks have no personality is almost word for word what Elaine says in that episode. BTW its season 5 episode 5 "The Bris"

@seanbean4682 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton has avoided Seinfeld and other comedians so much it's actually a pretty common occurrence. On his radio show his co host and producer often point out how unaware this sweet boy is.

@codyglover9317 3 жыл бұрын

No pun intended but the mohel was a real prick

@404CameraNotFound 5 жыл бұрын

it takes 13 right clicks to skip the intro completely

@biguprochester 5 жыл бұрын

Double taps for us sophisticated folks.

@calviincalifornia4048 5 жыл бұрын

press L instead. J or L jump the video and K starts stops. T makes it bigger and F fullscreen. M mute

@Mannydamon 5 жыл бұрын

caCalifornia tell us more shortcuts. That was cool

@nuguns3766 5 жыл бұрын

we miss you ari

@chanceconway5082 5 жыл бұрын

wait does nobody use the arrow keys?

@pizzamon795 5 жыл бұрын

He looks like hes wearing a yarmulke(yamika) under his scalp.

@blunchables9977 5 жыл бұрын

I cracked tf up

@ThorSon23 5 жыл бұрын

Bruh.... 😂

@youngdaron2643 5 жыл бұрын

@David Ortiz Ok David Ortiz.

@pizzamon795 5 жыл бұрын

@David Ortiz I changed it

@oigomieggo24 5 жыл бұрын

Stealth 100

@PorkQPinemwale1 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 this was so FUCKING good. 2:36 I swear I died, no-one was expecting that but it was so darn cute.

@eansba88- 5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you time stamped it. Jim is funny, but that laugh was gold.

@jbasti227 5 жыл бұрын

That was such a great laugh lol

@gh0stm0nst3r6 5 жыл бұрын

Right?! Delayed, then straight up betrayed by her chortle.

@somkeshav4143 5 жыл бұрын

@@r4ng3k03r1 the more delay, the more enjoyment of the joke I guess

@LetsGoGetThem 5 жыл бұрын

@@r4ng3k03r1 This lol, people dont get the ball busting.

@kewltony 5 жыл бұрын

this guy was great in the movie split

@ay6389 5 жыл бұрын

Fuck Yeah he was!!!!

@voodooprince459 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao that's not him

@Deenique16 5 жыл бұрын

@@voodooprince459 sarcasm

@BRoman35 5 жыл бұрын

@@voodooprince459 woooosshhh

@sage1261 5 жыл бұрын

Thats funny

@anthonywhite2271 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton one of the most underrated comedians out there. He is always great

@jamescush1 5 жыл бұрын

So true

@BillCarter2k19 5 жыл бұрын

Harvey, Hughley, Cedric, Mac were the Original Kings of Comedy... Norton, Rogan, Burr, Segura, Kreischer, CK are the new Kings.

@StonedCabbage 5 жыл бұрын

Idk man, really don't find him funny at all

@6Diego1Diego9 5 жыл бұрын

kttattara

@Flipindabird23 5 жыл бұрын

Cough.. Stanhope.

@MrWhitewolven 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton has a great style. Classic but strong. Tells a good story with a bunch of punchlines.

@chrizchanang 5 жыл бұрын

“It’s like trying to make a palace guard laugh” lol

@corlfranco9371 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@phise1 5 жыл бұрын

This is very long await for me! Love that little worm Jim.

@sonofbatman5233 5 жыл бұрын

ComicBook Chaos #27 Earthworm Jim? Lol

@onpsxmember 5 жыл бұрын

Jim "The Naked Turtle" Norton.

@naughtyue7284 5 жыл бұрын

fuck yeah aquabats! . well older aquabats cat with two heads era . skank out oi. said some random 41 year old weird comment guy on youtube. i still get down

@heli0s2003 4 жыл бұрын

Snail without a shell

@garritycook319 4 жыл бұрын

This just made me feel so much better about being uncircumcised, I'm constantly in shame about it but in a weird way this made me feel better about myself.

@kamleigh8102 4 жыл бұрын

Abe Cedeefgee now I’m wondering if all the chill guys in the world are uncircumcised 🤔

@lechsiz1642 4 жыл бұрын

shame? for keeping all of your parts/skin? all of your sensation/nerve-endings?

@lechsiz1642 3 жыл бұрын

@ibigrooster11 I've heard them say that, but it is about an unerect Johnson, I think.

@APAL880 3 жыл бұрын

@Michael that's a real nice thing to say.

@HansDester 3 жыл бұрын

Why would you feel weird? I think that you feel weird that you're uncut, is weird. Any guy or girl that says anything about is weird and dumb.

@steezuschrist2408 5 жыл бұрын

Well I guess I'm not getting my kids circumcised 🤣🤣

@southerncoyote 4 жыл бұрын

Steezus Christ FGM is criticized worldwide. MGM is just accepted for really no reason. Religion plays a role in both, so what’s the big idea.

@jeffersonharris 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy killed this set. There were so many small quips the audience missed. A1

@jonslg240 5 жыл бұрын

Even then it still wasn't that funny, sadly..garnered a few smirks but that's it

@jeffersonharris 5 жыл бұрын

@@jonslg240 Not his best, but yea

@jamesmccormick875 Жыл бұрын

I saw Jim live and he was hilarious. I got to meet him and we talked for a while. He’s a super nice guy.

@kurlykayla9013 5 жыл бұрын

This just convinced me to be against circumcision

@synthWizkid 4 жыл бұрын

Kurly Kayla #🐘pride

@zzdesolatezz 4 жыл бұрын

It's for health reasons (so they say) which I kind of understand. "UTI's are frequent and can endanger the child blah blah" but my main reason for doing it, is that it is suspected that the foreskin makes a dick even more sensitive, which in turn causes a lot more minute men. Honestly I've never seen my foreskin, but still I miss it. It was a part of me and now it's gone. 😥 sure I would potentially be a "two pump chump" if I still had it, but still...

@StriplingJr 4 жыл бұрын

🙌🏾🙌🏾

@gkkato9249 4 жыл бұрын

@@zzdesolatezz Actually it's the opposite you last longer

@zzdesolatezz 4 жыл бұрын

@@gkkato9249 I last FOREVER without it, to the point in which we end up hurting lol. So I guess it just depends on the person.

@ohhjuststfu4773 4 жыл бұрын

i remember reading something on the news about a moil giving babies herpes

@Cubroncs03 4 жыл бұрын

See there are all sorts of benefits!!

@wolfwoodx15 4 жыл бұрын

*Reading* something *on* the news?

@metalfacemartinez 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it happened in Brooklyn. First the local government wanted to regulate moils. Then the orthodox community got super upset about the government trying to "dictate how they practice their religion'. Then the government downgraded the original idea to simply passing out pamphlets that explains the possible dangers of the bris. This again resulted in outrage. They really don't care as much about the possibility of their babies getting herpes!

@unkelTP 3 жыл бұрын

It's a common thing

@lyndajaeger4477 4 жыл бұрын

I was going to circumcise my son but watched a video in the hospital on the procedure and after care, and said "oh hell no". Still no regrets 13 years later.

@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 4 жыл бұрын

Good mom.

@davidb2221 4 жыл бұрын

I bet his significant other will

@utarian7 2 жыл бұрын

I should thank mom for not mutilating my genitals considering how prevalent it is.

@Dizz2K7 5 жыл бұрын

The dude who said "whoa" when he found out how the blood was cleaned. Goodness. That hurt me.

@lechsiz1642 4 жыл бұрын

the entire process and concept should hurt all of us. it should be outlawed

@russBwright 3 жыл бұрын

This is all news to me as well. People don’t always know everything that you do, sir.

@kamilopechowski5029 3 жыл бұрын

@@lechsiz1642 nie tylko

@violet_skrs 5 жыл бұрын

Absolute gold. He needs to come back with more stories. His delivery and story telling was on point. This KZfaq series never disappoints in introducing great comedians to me

@RayRaeTV 5 жыл бұрын

I Wish Norton Did This When Ari Was Still Hosting..

@travisinthetrunk 5 жыл бұрын

I just wish Ari was still hosting.

@moongoosemcqueen 5 жыл бұрын

It was kind of petty of Comedy Central to kick him for going with Netflix for his special. I mean they paid him way more

@louism9790 5 жыл бұрын

Moongoose McQueen for sure that’s what happened?

@moongoosemcqueen 5 жыл бұрын

@@louism9790 unfortunately yes. He talk about it at a show

@williamferguson8543 5 жыл бұрын

I wish people would stop posting comments about Ari and move on with their lives. Roy Wood is fantastic. Ari was great too, but it’s been how long already?

@Splashkeem 5 жыл бұрын

“Mohelester” it all makes since now!

@THE_Daria_Morgendorffer 5 жыл бұрын

His reaction at 12:01 kills me 😂😂😂

@ambercontreras8067 4 жыл бұрын

I was searching the comments for someone else who was as moved by whatever noise that was 🤣

@codydahmes2751 3 жыл бұрын

Yes so great hahah mm

@AndrewJaws 3 жыл бұрын

That was so good lol

@enzolong9085 Жыл бұрын

So many punchlines... hilarious man 😂

@souplord3320 4 жыл бұрын

One time in the middle of Algebra II the teacher got a call from her daughter. She called only to tell the teacher about some guys standing in the middle of the road holding signs saying things like 'penises should not have scars' and other things about anti circumcision.

@enterthefarside 5 жыл бұрын

2:35 Priceless laugh and Jimmy's reaction :)

@NickWalkerWilliamson 5 жыл бұрын

Chip is impressed with Jim’s set at 7:21 😂😂😂

@tune6000 5 жыл бұрын

Who da fook is Chip

@partsunkown5681 5 жыл бұрын

@@tune6000 his alter ego.

@johnk6123 5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Paul was the one who excepted the invitation

@unshutoptic1 5 жыл бұрын

Jim's a great comic. To take a subject like this and make it funny, informative, thought-provoking, and creepy all at the same time. Bravo Jimbo!

@ZeroFucksLeft 5 жыл бұрын

He's got that coke sniff tho

@dr.thunder3994 4 жыл бұрын

Yes Jim Carrie bis great

@synthWizkid 4 жыл бұрын

Smokey Rockwell like circumcision Jim sucks. But he's a genius comic lol

@soulwaves20000 3 жыл бұрын

He’s a comedic genius

@dexterdwayne3773 Жыл бұрын

That is spot on Tip.

@joemendoza2292 3 жыл бұрын

2:35 perfect laugh placement

@mphomatiti 5 жыл бұрын

"WhY dOn'T I JuSt uSe tHe cLoTh?...." sniffs😂😂

@NoEdits704 5 жыл бұрын

I was waiting to hear Ant's laugh. Jimmy is the best.

@michaelpipkin9942 5 жыл бұрын

Or Patrice.. now I'm sad......

@ahare1982 5 жыл бұрын

Wow , he's been saying this since o & a. Man stays with his convictions. Good on you.

@andremaines 5 жыл бұрын

That whole scene he painted just sounded evil af

@river7874 5 жыл бұрын

It is evil as fuck. I remember the outbreak of herpes in babies in New York due to the "traditions" of the Mohels. It's disgusting.

@unshutoptic1 5 жыл бұрын

I hope this puts things in perspective for people who haven't really given the subject a second thought.

@charleserickson3499 5 жыл бұрын

Yes because circumcision is evil af

@Theomite 5 жыл бұрын

I've seen one worse. There's an obscure Kafka journal entry where he described one of these in *heavy* detail. We read it in creative writing class and even the girls crossed their legs.

@Sunshine_Daydream222 5 жыл бұрын

It's archaic and evil, no reason to do it these days, end circumcision!

@Hunter-kw4ll 5 жыл бұрын

We gotta get another Netflix special from this guy

@shoople 4 жыл бұрын

I've been marathoning these when I draw because they're fun stories and keep my mind occupied. 8:16 was the first thing, through all of them, that has made me actually laugh and now I have a pen scratch on my piece😭😭

@shoople 4 жыл бұрын

AND THE ON THE SPECTRUM JOKE GOT ME AGAIN. I will have to check out his other stuff 😂

@sageschroeder 2 жыл бұрын

That sucks >.

@ladelletomson6069 4 жыл бұрын

I love Jim Norton. I seen his special on the degenerates, it's the best one on the whole series! Love you Jim!!

@Juhaliza 3 жыл бұрын

It really is, he doesn't shy away from making the crowd uncomfortable and then making them laugh.

@TheFreakiestShow27 5 жыл бұрын

More of Jim Norton please ! Enjoy his sketches so much

@SneakyShark 5 жыл бұрын

Spent so long watching Jim's podcasts that I almost forget what a genuinely good comedian he is..

@mike11h27 4 жыл бұрын

“No it’s okay it’s a rescue!”

@Serrucho619 5 жыл бұрын

Sam looks like that monster from pans laberynth with the eyes in its hands!

@Russ12Buss 5 жыл бұрын

Norton ,you are a LEGEND!!! HILARIOUS

@JoeMaxFpv 4 жыл бұрын

Rubbing on the back of someone’s knuckles. Lmao. That had me in tears.

@Drenched89 5 жыл бұрын

It’s like making a palace guard laugh 😂

@dumisalengwati3068 5 жыл бұрын

Wow there was a lot going on in this segment, but I really love how he threaded his observations on genitalia, religion and body image into one rollercoaster set 🙃👏🏾😁

@TheJessicahammerly 5 жыл бұрын

Hearing a baby cry from that really is the worst sound to ever hear it’s truely haunting

@smitty7326 5 жыл бұрын

2:30 what a great laugh

@ladymaiden2308 5 жыл бұрын

2:36🤣

@MrAppie9090 5 жыл бұрын

Lil' Jimmy! I was hoping he would do one!

@anneominous7172 5 ай бұрын

1:43 "And I went 'ssuure, ssuuure...'"

@timmmychanga 4 жыл бұрын

This makes me laugh so loud I love it!

@joetontillo 5 жыл бұрын

big fan of jim’s and this was a great set, HOWEVER, this show specifically is about stories. this was basically just a stand up set

@krazyzyko 5 жыл бұрын

Joe Tontillo l noticed he just went fully to do a set. But the story didn't have an ending. It was really disturbing though. So l understand why he opted to go for sex jokes at the end.

@someguy2135 2 жыл бұрын

The story kicked it off. The Bris that he went to.

@EthericDesktops 5 жыл бұрын

haven't really paid attention to Jim for a few long years, yeah he's funny! Good Show too.

@laurenr.4858 5 жыл бұрын

So many quotable lines ! Love himmmm

@tulipsontheorgan 5 жыл бұрын

awesome! more Jim Norton!!!

@ohyeahyeah7029 5 жыл бұрын

I usually skip the intro but that was the first time ive seen that one and when the old man at the end went "cheerios" i lost my shit

@gainstage4497 5 жыл бұрын

Your heels will lift!

@AnthonyBialy 5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Jimmy's jokes weren't cut off because they made me laugh

@HIGHPLAINSDRIFTER01 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton is the man!!

@squidincsquid 5 жыл бұрын

About time you got Jimmy on.

@ayyywerelisteninghere1022 5 жыл бұрын

That was a masterful performance.

@bl1429 2 жыл бұрын

Me being raised Christian; I went to the Brit Milah of a friend's son. I knew what was going to happen (and me being well endowed), I stood near the back of the room, trying not to imagine what was going on up front. Was waiting for the kid to start screaming, but he was quiet as a mouse. I wished the Moil had put some wine on my lips......

@DildoBangings 5 жыл бұрын

Jim is amazing as always

@aftersexhighfives 5 жыл бұрын

I wish I had watched this before having my son.

@4Everlast 5 жыл бұрын

It never crossed you're mind it's fucked up? xD All religions are IF anything anti-god.

@synthWizkid 4 жыл бұрын

#🐘pride

@goldilox369 4 жыл бұрын

@B Mov look, Americans are just starting to wake up to a lot of bullshit. It's on a 15 year curve...15 years from now, they'll just be starting to see that adrenochrome addicted, baby-eating, fancy people run the politics, military, government & Hollywood. But, they won't have a way to stop it ... It's all by design. Shhhh! 🤷‍♀️😱😜🙏☮️🐍🇺🇲😴

@NhemF 5 жыл бұрын

This is a crazy practice

@AndySnapsaLot 5 жыл бұрын

Comedy, the only good thing to come out of ANY religion.

@nabeelsamad242 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best, Norton

@michaelhazelton1776 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best one. It wins. Series over

@G0DofRock 5 жыл бұрын

"I told Roy to mention it in the intro but he fucked it up..." Woah. lol

@WesleyG8857 4 жыл бұрын

I did not know how funny Jim Norton is!

@freddyjflores 5 жыл бұрын

JN is one of the few people that can turn an episode of This Is Not Happening into a short special

@joemurray2523 5 жыл бұрын

"maybe he got caught and was a quick thinker" 😂😂

@ZzZ0ne 5 жыл бұрын

Thank Jim's mom and dad for fukin and conceiving him!

@thesoundvault508 3 жыл бұрын

This is like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries

@buddy77587 5 жыл бұрын

Love you Jim!

@eric4052 5 жыл бұрын

I need another comedy special Jim! Your funny as hell.

@rookyofficial 5 жыл бұрын

Wow funniest I’ve ever seen Norton!! Always been great on O&A & Sirius but never enjoyed his standup until now

@kirbyd 5 жыл бұрын

just saw him in sf and he murdered.

@simon01ize 5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@1feloniouspunk 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing one! A full journey. LOL

@erinblackirish 5 жыл бұрын

Not Mickey Rourke from Barfly! Classic😂😂😂

@ejwillison2001 2 жыл бұрын

"is this thing on the spectrum?" oh my GOD I just about died🤣 my therapists believe Im on the spectrum, and let me tell you 99% of my reactions to everything are practiced or acted out on the spot 💀

@kinuorthel8096 5 жыл бұрын

So great!

@vandergruff 5 жыл бұрын

Jim Norton - always funny AF.

@P.Jlive2024 5 жыл бұрын

Holy Shit Jimmy you just blew my mind. I had no idea. Poor kids 🕇😲

@pj1995____ 5 жыл бұрын

I love Jim, he's honestly in my top 5 best comedians

@davidbarton1806 2 жыл бұрын

Norm is the goat

@JMKats89 3 жыл бұрын

This whole thing is like that Seinfeld episode. It's the exact same and in order 😂

@neilrichardson2725 5 жыл бұрын

look how diverse the opening credits sequence is. good for you comedy central you really satisfied my needs.

@yionlo 5 жыл бұрын

5:44~7:12 ROFL XD

@dylanporter8105 5 жыл бұрын

Who knew Chester bennington was so good at comedy

@SHACOBES123 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ummmidunno8308 5 жыл бұрын

Too soon... And quite still disgusting and disrespectful!

@SHACOBES123 5 жыл бұрын

@@ummmidunno8308 lmao it's a KZfaq comments section. Everything is disgusting and disrespectful

@ummmidunno8308 5 жыл бұрын

@@SHACOBES123 yeah I know that.. but that was way way way WAY below the belt! And WAY TOO SOON!

@SHACOBES123 5 жыл бұрын

Well Chester Bennington took the cowards way out. He took all the negative bullshit he was feeling and just pawned it off on the ones that truly cared about him. To me that is the most shallow, selfish thing he could've done, and for that I have no respect for him.