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Of the Awefull Battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles
獅子狗和伯利克狗間的惡鬥中
Together with some account
也有記錄下
Of the participation
也參與了的
Of the Pugs and the Poms
巴哥犬和博美犬
And the intervention of
以及出面介入的
The Great Rumpus Cat!
偉大的Rumpus貓
The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows
眾所周知那些獅子狗和伯利克狗
Are proud and implacable passionate foes
是驕傲又易於激動的死對頭
It is always the same, wherever one goes
無論在任何地方都是一樣
And the Pugs and the Poms, although most people say
至於巴哥犬和博美犬，雖然很多人都說
That they do not like fighting, yet once in a way
他們只是偶爾才喜歡打架的
They will now and again join in to the fray
但他們這時又一次加入了這場爭鬥
And they
他們
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪
Until you can hear them all over the Park
直到你在整個公園都能聽到他們
Now on the occasion of which I shall speak
在我說這話的時候
Almost nothing had happened for nearly a week
已經近一週都沒發生任何事
And that’s a long time for a Pol or a Peke
這對於伯利克狗和獅子狗來說可算很長時間了
The big Police Dog was away from his beat
那大個頭的警犬並不在他的轄區
I don’t know the reason, but most people think
我不知道其中的原因，但大多數人認為
He’d slipped into the Wellington Arms for a drink
他溜到Wellington Arms解饞去了
And no one at all
那時的街頭
was about on the street
完全空無一人
When a Peke and a Pollicle happened to meet
然後一隻北京狗碰巧撞見一隻伯利克狗
They did not advance
他們既沒有進攻
or exactly retreat
也沒有撤退
But they glared at each other
但他們怒目而視
And scraped their hind feet
並擦著後腿
And started to
並開始
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪
Until you could hear them all over the Park
直到你在整個公園都能聽到他們
And they
他們又
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪
Until you could hear them all over the Park
直到你在整個公園都能聽到他們
Now the Peke although people may say what they please
那些獅子狗，雖然人們可以隨便說他們愛說的
Is no British Dog, but a Heathen Chinese
可不是英國的狗，而是野蠻的中國狗
And so all the Pekes, when they heard the uproar
因此當其它獅子狗們聽見騷動時
Some came to the window, some came to the door
有些聚到窗戶，有些聚到大門
There were surely a dozen, more likely a score
那兒肯定有一打，甚至還多過二十
And together they started to grumble and wheeze
他們在那兒一起騷動及喘氣
In their huffery-suffery Heathen Chinese
用著粗魯無禮的中國話交流
But a terrible din is what Pollicles like
但混亂正投伯利克狗所好
For your Pollicle Dog is a dour Yorkshire tyke
就是你那頑固的約克郡種的伯利克狗
There are dogs out of every nation
每個國家都會有狗
The Irish, the Welsh, the Dane
愛爾蘭有，威爾斯有，丹麥有
The Russian, the Dutch, the Dalmatian
俄羅斯有，荷蘭有，達爾馬希亞有
And even from China and Spain
甚至中國和西班牙也有
The Poodle, the Pom, the Alsatian
從貴賓犬、博美犬、德國牧羊犬
And the mastiff who walks on a chain
到拴著狗鏈的獒犬
And to those that are frisky and frollical
現在正在胡亂嬉戲的那些聽好了
Let my meaning be perfectly plain
讓我再強調一次
That my name it is Little Tom Pollicle
我的名字是Little Tom Pollicle
And you’d better not do it again
而你最好別再這樣的做
And his braw Scottish cousins are snappers and biters
他那在蘇格蘭的表親是會咧嘴說話愛咬東西的傢伙
And every dog-jack of them notable fighters
每個抓他們的捕狗者都是超卓的戰士
And so they stepped out, with their pipers in order
當他們出來，跟著他的風笛手
Playing When the Blue Bonnets Came Over the Border
正演奏著《當藍帽飛過籬笆》
Then the pugs and the Poms held no longer aloof
然後那巴哥犬和博美犬不再悠然觀戰
But some form the balcony, some from the roof
有些從露台而來，有些自屋頂出現
Joined in to the din with a
加入那嘈雜的爭吵中
Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!
汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪 汪
Until you could hear them all over the Park
直到你在整個公園都能聽到他們
Until you could hear them all over the Park
直到你在整個公園都能聽到他們
No!
夠了！
When these bold heroes together assembled
現在當這些魯莽的英雄都聚集在一起
The traffic all stopped
交通停頓
and the underground trembled
地面震顫
And some of the neighbors were so much afraid
有些鄰居太過害怕
That they started to ring up the fire brigade
開始拿起電話向消防局報案
When suddenly, up from a small basement flat
就在這時，由一個地下的單位
Why who should stalk out
誰還會大步踏出
but the Great Rumpus Cat
除了偉大的Rumpus貓
His eyes were like fireballs
他的眼睛有如火球
fearfully blazing
可怕地燃燒著
He gave a great yawn
他打了個大哈欠
and his jaws were amazing
他的下巴也是如此驚人
And when he looked out
當他通過柵欄
through the bars of the area
察看附近時
You never saw anything fiercer
你不曾見任何東西比他更兇猛
(or hairer)
（或是更多毛）
And what with the glare of his eyes and his yawning
當見到他眼睛的閃光及他的呵欠時
The Pekes and the Pollicles quickly took warning
那些獅子狗和伯利克狗馬上警覺起來
He looked at the sky and he gave a great leap
他看看半空，猛然一躍
And they every last one of them scattered like sheep
他們中每個都如綿羊似的四散奔逃
And when the Police Dog returned to his beat
當那警犬回到轄區時
There wasn’t a single one left on the street
街上已經空空如也
ALL HAIL AND ALL BOW TO THE GREAT RUMPUS CAT
全體鞠躬致敬Rumpus貓