Phil has gone a long way from selling houses

If you ignore the actual sketch and listen to the Nazi Officer he really does tell a pretty interesting story.. So the other day he's at the local market buying some bread when he notices Hitler and Eva (who is taller than you might think) doing the same thing. As he is rarely up close to Hitler, he also notices that, being near the weekend, the little hairs on either side of Hitler's mustache are starting to grow in. Someone definitely needs a fresh shave! So, the Officer greets Hitler with a standard salute and is stoked when Hitler returns with a down-low half salute, all cool-like. Then he realizes how funny it is that Hitler doesn't say "Heil Hitler" back like he's used to hearing from everyone else. Starting some small talk, the Officer tells Hitler that he's been quite busy, and is delighted to hear Hitler chuckle with the response, "you and me both". What a sense of humor! Finally, if that wasn't enough, the best part of the story reveals that as Hitler begins to leave, he remarks, "Well, there's no point in getting bread if you're not going to get..." Then he and the Nazi Officer both say "cheese" at the same time, look to each other and both yell "Jinx!" Just like a couple of normal guys! A pretty cool story and the Cadet was pretty rude to keep interrupting it.

As a german i gotta admit, this is exactly how i imagine my accent sounds when telling my friends about Hitler in english.

And that, kids, is how Key and Peele met.

I just realized, when Mueler says "insobordinate and churlish" it is the same thing the substitute teacher says when he keeps A-Aron out of the class.

"You know, I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feelings..." LMAO

Honestly the funniest bit is how he just randomly starts to have a craving for chocolate and just goes for it 😂😂😂

"I can never get used to those final death throes" Dodges like fucking Neo.

"I'm assuming you have a better Hitler story" These guys are amazing!

"insubordinate and churlish." awesome throwback to substitute teacher xD

Phil has taken his: "You ain't white, you ain't right." thing, a little bit too far.

0:40 - I love how he is fidgeting around with his gloves like that, l feel like 95 percent of WWII films have at least one scene where a Nazi officer is fiddling around with his gloves in a way that is very noticeable

"Do you speak during the cinema? The story has a build." Hahahaha

Ty Burrell is a fantastic actor

"Insubordinate and churlish" made me laugh more than anything Love the reference

Phil really took the “ if you ain’t white you ain’t right“ joke and ran with it

"insubordinate and churlish" -- where have I heard that before, A A Ron?

"I didn't meet Hitler to hurt your feeling"

This is an alternate reality of Phil Dunphy if he never got into cheerleading.

This is the most realistic stab dodging that I have ever seen :D

Great to see Phil Dunphy on a new career

"I didn't mean for Hitler to hurt your feelings" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm surprised how much effort was put into making everyone's weapons historically accurate lol.

I want a whole comedy movie about key and peele in WW2 😭

Bro I haven't laughed this hard watching key and peele 😭💀 I mean like it was a long time since I laughed like this

The chocolate bar will always kill me hahahaha

Phil's Halloween madness

This is such a kid-friendly ending😂

I love the white guy actor. He's always good at playing an arrogant jack*** in movies. He's the same dude who played the snobby rich guy in the dawn of the dead remake. You love to hate him.

That guy telling the story fits so well with Key&Peele

Goddam i don't know whos preparing the wigs in these sketches, but the result is really fucking top notch!!!

I saw this skit once before watching Modern Family. And now I have seen it again after watching Modern Family. It's a different feeling.

'It was the weekend and the little hairs had just started to grow on the sides of the moustache' Somehow the idea of Hitler not shaving regularly is f*cking hilarious.

He plays a great Han Mulluer. FANTASTIC!

Key & peele is seriously one of the best things that happened in my life

the ep where they do the house to house search is BRILLIANT !!

I thought he is realtor by day, magician by night.

Insubordinate & Churlish just like A-A-Ron

This is so brilliantly funny and relatable. If I got a pfennig every time I had to shoot someone for interrupting my Hitler stories, I'd be able to buy a new graphics card.

And that's how Key and Peele met, made a great friendship,,,

Hahaha this commander is so funny with The Duo😂

Back in my day, this was labeled “awesome Hitler story”

Love a bit of Key & Peele

The wink at the end 😂😂

I like to think they both lived happily ever after and escaped. History tells a different story

No one does an open house like Phil Dunphy

The best Key and Peele skit and it wasn’t even because of them 😂

4:14 best scene🤣🤣

"I lo0o0ove Hitler" "Who doesn't?" 😅😂🤣

“So I’m assuming you gott a better Hitler storrggy”😭😭

One of the best yet.

“Do you speak dugring zi cinema, the storrggy has a build but if you keep interrupting you kill zi momentum” 😂😂😂

Now Phil's "If you ain't white, you ain't right" T-shirt all makes sense

It gets much funnier when he started eating the chocolate 😂

Imma tell to my kids, this is tarantino movie.

The final wink was the best part! 😅

One of my favorites

Phil's team motto "If you ain't white, you ain't right" makes a lot of sense now 😂😂😂

Ty can nail action movies

“Proceed, of course”. 😂

Tyrell is just too good

We need to see more sketches where Key and Peele are not fighting each other.

The look and the wink at the end too much 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

Ending is priceless

Damn they're too funny 😂 🤣 😆

4:15 when you come back to the History channel after the ad break

"it's not a big deal Claire, i just train tigers for a living'

That was amazing. I wish it was a full length film haha

"insubordinate and churlish"😭😭

"Insubordinate. And churlish." Where have I heard that before? 🤣🤣

Churlish Hahaha. That wink in the end kills it.

Phil dunphy the legend 😂😂😂

"Insubordinate and churlish" is from that other Key and Peele skit about the substitute teacher yelling at kids for mispronouncing their names 😂

And that's how key and peele met

I love Ty Burrel mN

... at the Nuremberg Rally, it was very inspirational Norm Macdonald would be proud

I'm going to say it, the wigs for this sketch are on point.

Whole new meaning to "fake it until you make it"

That blink🤣🤣

Anyone else notice that the line "insubordinate, Churlish" is from the school skit with the teacher who spent 20 years in the city?

Insubordinate and churlish. 😂 love when they use their own inside jokes

Best part of the storiiickkkk!😆

"Insubordinate! And churlish!" Wasn't expecting any Substitute Teacher lines. They got me. I LOL'D 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is too funny 😂

“insubordinate and churlish” i expected mr. garvy to claim his line

I love the substitute teacher teference

these guys are the best

"you know down low very cool" that's so dark LMAOO

How can you beat that😂😂

It gets funnier the more you watch it😂 third time now

Stuff legends are made of

The dude who carried modern family

“Insubordinate and churlish”. A subtle hint from their Substitute teacher bit.😂

This is funny as heck. 😂😂😂

One of my best.

WHY AM I NOW NOTICING THAT THIS IS PHIL LOL

Awesome

This was really funny 🤣😂

That substitute teacher line tho😮😅😅😅

“Death throws” lol