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@emilierekdal51182 жыл бұрын
“Buddy! You are alive!😭” “Ugh. Yeah. I guess so.😒” As yes, the most touching character revival scene in history.
@vixoraqe2 жыл бұрын
"UGuH, I guess I'm alive."😑😔😔😒😒😒
@sannyan8482 жыл бұрын
Ngl I choked during that part
@gabrielesilinic2 жыл бұрын
Yaaas
@Frostfern942 жыл бұрын
A mood
@jonquilgemstone2 жыл бұрын
Yep, he's definitely a teenager 😆
@lotussystem75862 жыл бұрын
This sounds like they got a group of drunk people to make a parody of this classic movie
@emilierekdal51182 жыл бұрын
Haha I was just about to comment on how Pinocchio sounds drunk throughout the whole movie lmao. xD
@user-kr3vx5lx3t2 жыл бұрын
SO TRUE LOL
@skrublordnord692 жыл бұрын
@@emilierekdal5118 tbh I thought it was tommy wisaeu or however you spell it lol I was like daaamn he got better at English it seems lol. Boy was I wrong lol
@youshallnotpass39372 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Classic book?
@ameilioracryptos52982 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@changyang14982 жыл бұрын
Gepeto is just a supportive protective parent. He knows his son is fruity and he wants to protect him from homophobes.
@codyo29212 жыл бұрын
Yes me I’m homophobic
@Yourlocalsoapeater2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@manwhoismissingtwotoenails47772 жыл бұрын
The homophobic cat still found him 😔
@codyo29212 жыл бұрын
@@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777 I have your two toe nails
@MagisterialVoyager2 жыл бұрын
I- 💀
@dungeonmasters42 жыл бұрын
As a writer this really gives me confidence in my writing skills 🤡
@melodi_bunniez Жыл бұрын
As a fellow writer, I agree
@Shreena.glitter8734 Жыл бұрын
Oh my as a student who is interested in writing stories, will really really make it easier lol
@JLS53 Жыл бұрын
Concerning Pinoccio, you wrote, "As a writer this really gives me confidence in my writing skills." Yes! Go forth in great confidence, my child. You cannoteth doeth worseth.
@TiredEyePilot2 жыл бұрын
This movie is basically the worlds most expensive shit post and I love it
@camygael2 жыл бұрын
Bee movie
@TiredEyePilot2 жыл бұрын
@Camygael true lol
@AvaWdoesvids2 жыл бұрын
@@camygael nah bee movie is much better than this lol
@cdjk282 жыл бұрын
@@camygael At least the Bee Movie wasn't a complete acid trip, it had a story
@billcipher86452 жыл бұрын
@@cdjk28 wdym it has a relantionship between a woman and a BEE fighting to stop producing honey (which increases bee population irl and benefits them) while the bees being mostly males (they wouldn't survive that long lol) and working in a company in their hive that encourages them to overwork to death how is it not an acid trip?
@LAPDsucks2 жыл бұрын
i LOST IT when the cat immediately fucking shot pinnochio like what the hell even was that scene😭
@nweako37632 жыл бұрын
FR I SHAT TEARS 😭😭
@ainsleyharriot60602 жыл бұрын
he was killed for being wooden lmao
@ImNextInLine2 жыл бұрын
“Mama ma wooden boy”
@hungrycharmy38762 жыл бұрын
Fr tho I died 💀💀💀
@alwinvillero95052 жыл бұрын
@@ImNextInLine *2nd amendment demonstration*
@biffbroham2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing in this for me is the weird “SkadeeSkadeeSkadee!!” while he’s booking it to the window. Like wtf even is that sound and what is it even trying to convey
@armychan7565Ай бұрын
there should just be an entire montage of Polly Shore making random sounds in this movie. There's a lot. Especially that horrendous sound he make on his horse.
@sakurafalls24682 жыл бұрын
Bella: "I don't even like you!" Pinocchio: "No, Bella, please! Help me! My daddy will kill me if he finds out I don't like you either. 😭"
@bellaknightR597 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@shriyapalsule479010 ай бұрын
Lol
@s-agk2 жыл бұрын
IM LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND IM LITERALLY UNCONTROLLABLY LAUGHING WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM CALL GEPPETO DADDY 😭😭
@allighast97142 жыл бұрын
They did it for the fanfics
@ainsleyharriot60602 жыл бұрын
they made him an entire fruit buffet
@whydidtheballooneatthefox2822 жыл бұрын
Daddy is just meaning dad the guy is basically a child nothing bad behind it u guys are strange.
@cyberjunkie28802 жыл бұрын
@@whydidtheballooneatthefox282 daddy doesnt mean father anymore it means master, sir, dom , owner
@whydidtheballooneatthefox2822 жыл бұрын
@@cyberjunkie2880 well people are sick
@victoriaescobedo54582 жыл бұрын
I like how a magical growing nose isn't logical in their world, and yet a puppet coming to life follow by a horse who could talk and two bipedal furries is
@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub92 жыл бұрын
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE 😶😶❌❌
@barbararab63902 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@MrBerserkinTime2 жыл бұрын
@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 gæ
@cloberlobster22762 жыл бұрын
well this can simply all be explained. - living puppets aren't wrong because they are probably sex robots. - talking animals are slaves. - and furries are the lower class (as they should be 😌)
@RowdyClouds2 жыл бұрын
This doesn’t happen every day for you? It must be a sad illogical world your live in.
@ghostpepper30992 жыл бұрын
3:01 "IMMA BOY AND IMMA ALIIIIVE!"🤣🤣🤣
@veramaria107 Жыл бұрын
XDDD
@peridotOSCАй бұрын
IM A BOY AND IM ALIIIIIIIIVEEE!! AAHH 😩💅
@LostieMJ2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who bursted laughing with the 3:39 scene? "Anyone suspicious in your home?" Zoom the weirdst extras ever in any animation movie
@Leo-oz4qf2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who loved the constable lmaoo
@ihswap Жыл бұрын
The scene has a purpose because you can see Pinocchio in the back. But at first it was funny cause i thought it just randomly showed them lol they're like basically the same model only one has a tiny skinny mustache.
@theduckie701 Жыл бұрын
I know someone who looks like that.
@justsomenoob1882 Жыл бұрын
They look like dream 💀
@richardpaull65262 жыл бұрын
9:09 - 9:19 I love how Pinocchio sounds mildly annoyed at being brought back alive, as if it's some small inconvenience LMAO!
@donatellohamato7482 жыл бұрын
He wanted an out of this movie, but destiny said: Nope, you're going to suffer with us.
@yh0o2 жыл бұрын
i dont think lionsgate showed pauly shore the scene or give any directions when he was voicing that line. or just any of his lines rlly. a lotta them sound outta place
@electric_creeper2 жыл бұрын
"you're alive!" "oh yeah, I guess"
@CrazyDuckie942 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, yeah... I guess so"
@jasminkrieger84642 жыл бұрын
Kuzco
@viggocrise2 жыл бұрын
The faces and audio don’t sync, and the acting of pretty much everyone is troll 2 teir. Everyone’s distracted by gay Pinocchio but but no ones talking about how this movie brakes like the most basic rules of animation, film making, and sound mixing.
@adrianav36502 жыл бұрын
well the movie was originally made in Russia, so the faces are most likely synced to the original Russian audio
@maninanikittycat42382 жыл бұрын
And the voice acting for Pinocchio is the worse voice acting I’ve ever seen
@pillbugm89142 жыл бұрын
c'mon this is way worse than trolls 2. Not a fan of the trolls franchise but this movie is pathetic
@Cr102y2 жыл бұрын
@@pillbugm8914 Not Trolls 2,Troll 2.
@119Agent2 жыл бұрын
@@pillbugm8914 you need to watch Troll 2. As soon as possible.
@erindebaun83152 жыл бұрын
5:32 “MAMA MIA! A WOODEN BOY! AHHHGH!” *pulling that trigger without hesitation*
@AvaWdoesvids2 жыл бұрын
2:48 feels like a fever dream. Well the whole movie does but especially this- like why did he laugh and then ‘oH bOy iM AlIvE”
@ameilioracryptos5298 Жыл бұрын
Tf
@ameilioracryptos5298 Жыл бұрын
True
@ameilioracryptos5298 Жыл бұрын
The acting was so bad
@NRWagstaff52132 жыл бұрын
Shrek pinocchio is the real pinocchio, thongs and all.
@ninar96642 жыл бұрын
Fax
@tsubaki73702 жыл бұрын
XD
@shisah55442 жыл бұрын
Tbf this Pinocchio sounds like he wears thongs too
@Yourlocalsoapeater2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@M1ntP0ppy2 жыл бұрын
I think it's just this Pinocchio's future self no
@resilientfool71912 жыл бұрын
This movie is a comedy gold. It feels like a parody just to piss the audience or something😂😂😂😂
@paulolsen21972 жыл бұрын
I took away this comment’s 123 likes
@nidas4082 жыл бұрын
@@paulolsen2197 I took your fridge
@razorandsharp2 жыл бұрын
I just want to listen to Pinocchios voice. Cracks me up. And the skedeee skedee thing
@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub92 жыл бұрын
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
@aSpectreAppears2 жыл бұрын
I'd only be pissed if I brought the DVD.
@lizgeorge58642 жыл бұрын
my favorite part is the deep voice of “see you later my dear gepetto” to “bye daddeeeee!!!!’”
@claudiacaturegli2542 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, I'm dying laughing. Poor Collodi is surely writhing in his grave. Lmao.
@aurea.2 жыл бұрын
At least you're finding some enjoyment in this disaster of a movie!
@setsu-chonАй бұрын
Collodi, who was already rolling in his grave after a Soviet guy took his work, changed the plot and claimed as his own:
@arcshuttle2 жыл бұрын
Yo, they seriously tried to do the whole "being human is about what's on the inside" morale, but then pulled the rug from under our feet and said "Screw it, let's just copy Tangled's revival thing, that'll connect somehow!"
@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub92 жыл бұрын
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
@MelTheMeep2 жыл бұрын
Ok, I won't, I'm sure no one else will either
@lukemckenzie01212 жыл бұрын
WHYYY DID HE HAVE TO CALL HIM DADDY 😭
@ainsleyharriot60602 жыл бұрын
he was already fruity, might as well go full throttle
@aldranzam34562 жыл бұрын
skidew skidew skidew
@siren75612 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU DAD-EI 😩
@guyfrietee61592 жыл бұрын
“Bye daddi, bye bye!”
@ineedsomemilk73652 жыл бұрын
Idk bro, is calling your dad daddy not normal? Even I thought it wasn't weird cuz I call my dad daddy...
@A_JinglyRabbit2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite lines: “SKIDEWSKIDEWSKIDEWSKIDEW-“ “BYE DADEEE!” And “It’s just meEe”
@codiserville593 Жыл бұрын
The it's just me could become a new meme
@Leblenlens2 жыл бұрын
8:52 can't believe there's literally hello neighbor in this movie
@spiderymantis4226 Жыл бұрын
Hello neighbor 3 confirmed??? Hello Neighbor 3: A Fairly Odd Tale
@RaincloudUA_Warriors_Cats4 ай бұрын
wait WHAT-
@brandonspain123452 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing one review that summed the movie up too well I couldn't say it better myself: "Horrible & Phenomenally Unimaginative"
@idk-ir7cn2 жыл бұрын
it's funny how Taco Bell made a better anime then a full fledge movie
@amirose44342 жыл бұрын
There's a Taco Bell aNIME????!!!!
@idk-ir7cn2 жыл бұрын
@@amirose4434 yeah look it up on KZfaq. It's used to promote their nacho fries
@yeetthetacoo40682 жыл бұрын
But if everything else is considered imaginative then maybe this is the most imaginative movie of the century because they took old, classic Pinnochio and made him ✨fruity✨ along with adding things to it that could ruin someone's life 🙂
@Soupagirl2 жыл бұрын
@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 oh shut up
@tikki21572 жыл бұрын
"Pinnochio u r alive!" " *sighs* I guess so" he sounds so disappointed 🤣😂
@chupacadabra51612 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, I guess so..." 🙄😒
@bonkchoy68812 жыл бұрын
Aahaahhaahhahaahha
@kookiezandmilk29752 жыл бұрын
“Maybe Leonardo…No, that won’t do. He’d grow up to be a selfish actor.” They really came for Leo by adding that line 💀
@Voodoomaria2 жыл бұрын
Okay so three versions of Pinocchio were due to come out this year INCLUDING a live action Disney reboot [and those have done Soooo well in the past ~Rolls my eyes~] so Lionsgate films searched for and found a cheap version shot in Russia, bought it for pennies, then knocked out the fastest, cheapest and WORST voice acting imaginable in a desperate rush to beat the other films to the market. Never seen that done before [cough that sounds remarkably like "Dungeons and Dragons"]. Lame knock-offs are commonplace. Asylum films has turned it into a full-on parody industry, but this is just going way too far.
@davadh2 жыл бұрын
This looks like a very impressive college student project but not enough for a studio sponsored feature...
@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub92 жыл бұрын
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
@somanygoodfandoms2 жыл бұрын
I've seen better college student projects as well, so-
@davadh2 жыл бұрын
@@somanygoodfandoms well, there's still range in impressive, some go to become assistance animators and others lead animators
@somanygoodfandoms2 жыл бұрын
@@davadh Fair enough
@hattedshadow28722 жыл бұрын
“Lions gate didn’t pay me to crap on this movie” did anyone else see his nose grow when he said that?
@bloomingmagnolias40582 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub92 жыл бұрын
WOWW YOU DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE
@Carysbear2 жыл бұрын
@@kindlyhelpmereachto100ksub9 WOW why don’t u stop putting this on every comment
@GammaFox62 жыл бұрын
Genuinely the most believable voice acting from Pinocchio this whole movie was when he said “ugh, yeah I guess so.” Like…are you kidding?
@heccinashes57072 жыл бұрын
"Lions gate didn't pay me to crap on this movie." That's exactly what someone who's been paid to crap all over this movie would say 🧐
@mafertron61382 жыл бұрын
5:19 this looks like a highschool play, where no one wanted to participate, and they barely remember their lines
@siren75612 жыл бұрын
..I'm-.. bella-
@lame_fanboy83352 жыл бұрын
MY 😐 NAME 😐 IS 😐 PINOCCHIO 😐
@tripleltrouble5682 жыл бұрын
MAMA MIA 😨 A WOODEN BOY 😱 ARRGGHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥
@thatdogfromgarfield2 жыл бұрын
*mOaN* PEENOKIOOOOOO 😭 WOT HAVE YOU Dh-🥵ONE? U KEELED H-hIEM! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
@thatdogfromgarfield2 жыл бұрын
@@tripleltrouble568 WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTING 🔫 AT FURBRAAAAAIINZZZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!? 🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️🏋️♀️
@2PRO_4U_2NO2 жыл бұрын
2:37 Funny since in the trailer he says he would grow up to be a turtle that eats pizza
@sigma--boss70982 жыл бұрын
Probably a good thing they changed it. The original line felt soooo forced
@ultgamercw67592 жыл бұрын
@@sigma--boss7098 So does the final line.
@kand.41382 жыл бұрын
He actually says both, including an artist
@lydiart35292 жыл бұрын
He says “he may become a selfish actor (DiCaprio), or an artist (Da Vinci), or a turtle who only like pizza”. Not entirely sure what this film has against Leonardo DiCaprio. Or why this line was included anyway. Or any of the lines.
@thekoi1712 жыл бұрын
Geppetto: *takes head and hits it with hammer 3 times * Also Geppetto: "damn that was the most exhausting thing I've ever done"
@peach_tea02 жыл бұрын
This seems like one of those movies you would find in the bargain bin at Walmart or a dollar store but it's actually produced by a significant film studio and I continously can't belive that
@ABtheButterfly2 жыл бұрын
I love how when Pinocchio came back to life and became a real boy he sounded annoyed like they just woke him up from a nap
@Styxios2 жыл бұрын
2:31 I think it’s funny how the ninja turtle joke was dropped because it made absolutely zero sense
@jakedebruin22462 жыл бұрын
It’s still in there, though he says he’ll be an actor, than he says he’ll be an artist, than a turtle who only cares about pizza.
@one8467 Жыл бұрын
8:25 best piece of advice ever
@vampireaieon62572 жыл бұрын
7:20 A wooden boy gets rejected by a girl, funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen ..
@_thebearden_2 жыл бұрын
Fairy: "If someone wants to be human, all they have to do is be human." I don't think that's how the system works...
@nunyabiznes332 жыл бұрын
It's 2022, you can be anything you want to be!
@syahidkacak2 жыл бұрын
Just identify yourself as human
@Nakia117982 жыл бұрын
Your dog suddenly poofing into a human would be terrifying.
@spiderfrog57642 жыл бұрын
@@nunyabiznes33 because 14 year olds said so
@justadragonnamemarcus17512 жыл бұрын
This is 2020 gen ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE EVEN MARRYING A COOKIE
@Hello-mi4ol2 жыл бұрын
Bruh this line got me laughing so hard: “I was having a very nice nap and Pinocchio rudely awakened me with this god-awful noise.”
@pole87402 жыл бұрын
this movie feels ironic, like all the animations looks mediocre but when he got shot, that shit was amazing
@n.e.r.d.2213 Жыл бұрын
We did not ask
@Rin-st8jk2 жыл бұрын
05:39 the ending screen would be "perfect" here
@Wellthentheculpritisgonta.2 жыл бұрын
The way Pinocchio said I IM ALIVE sounded like he was drunk
@benitomercia76432 жыл бұрын
I just tried watching it and all the voice actors are different. I've been trying to figure this out for like an hour. Pauley Shore isn't voicing pinochhio. For some reason it's some British VA and all the other voices are different when I compare the clips to the trailer. Can someone please help me with this? I might have been watching the Russian dubbed version. Is there even a Russian dubbed version?! WHY AM I NOT HEARING TWINKNOCCHIO?! I SWEAR I'M LOOSING MY FUCKING MIND SOMEONE HELP ME PLS 😭
@espasold62752 жыл бұрын
There are two dubs, a UK version (Which is the one you watched) and a US version. The US version is from Lionsgate and that's the one with the yassified Pinocchio lol
@benitomercia76432 жыл бұрын
@@espasold6275 OMG THANK YOU. That makes so much more sense now
@weronikan87032 жыл бұрын
Well this movie IS from Russia so the Russian dub as well as the weitd lip sync should make sense
@10superpower2 жыл бұрын
@@benitomercia7643 There's also another US dub with Jon Heder as Pinocchio.
@denisereekers22472 жыл бұрын
Where can i watch the version with pauley shore 😭
@SpagettiSpeltWrong2 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio: Is straight. Everyone: *"absolutely not."*
@thankyouverymochi2 жыл бұрын
bro who tf say "skiddy skiddy skiddy!" while running 🤣 1:03
@kingofthelivingdead420692 жыл бұрын
2:55 from what I’ve seen, this is the smoothest animation out of this movie
@artualpseu36912 жыл бұрын
FOR SURE
@justadragonnamemarcus17512 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHEET
@viviasaritadamico70482 жыл бұрын
their whole budget went for that scene XD
@angeII2 жыл бұрын
lmao you’re actually right
@oliverandadamgaming93592 жыл бұрын
I’m I boy and I’m alive! Leaves
@sallupo82222 жыл бұрын
This movie looks like is was made in a different language and then dubbed over. This is horrible hahah
@2PRO_4U_2NO2 жыл бұрын
It was. The movie was made in Russian originally
@Miipmiip2 жыл бұрын
@@2PRO_4U_2NO that explains so much to me
@nostalgicrobot2 жыл бұрын
@@2PRO_4U_2NO we don't want to be associated with this
@rmn0702 жыл бұрын
@@nostalgicrobot No, definitely not!
@user-ok5jh4nh1t2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Russian, I'm torn between apologizing for this movie's existence and saying "you're welcome" for all the memes it created.
@throwinshade77682 жыл бұрын
The cat just straight up shot Pinocchio without warning, what a gangsta
@SpookyGhostpeppers2 жыл бұрын
A part of me was hoping the trailer made the movie look way worse than it actually was, but this review just confirmed it wasnt the case. I still havent seen the full film yet but I already have my expectations set.
@Ice_Animates2 жыл бұрын
7:04 “It’S jUsT mE” -Pinocchio 2022
@NotLonelySheep2 жыл бұрын
4:32 "Thank you daddy." I feel like they knew what they were doing.
@VajaVajush2 жыл бұрын
if this was a movie from like 2009 i wouldnt say a thing but this just hurts to look at, not mentioning the sound design
@sillyface69502 жыл бұрын
I guess talking animals a normal. The cat, the fox, the horse. But a wooden puppet? That's weird. And a perfect excuse for the gun crazed cat to shoot something.
@2PRO_4U_2NO2 жыл бұрын
FAATHER WHEN CAN I LEAVE TO BE OWN MY OWWNNNN, I'VE GOT THE WHOOLLE WOOORRRRLLLDD TO SEEEE!!!!!
@bluemikuhow20922 жыл бұрын
*worldussy
@whereismynachoroll472 жыл бұрын
*worldussy
@CookiesAndPopcorns2 жыл бұрын
*worldussy
@hoolala18572 жыл бұрын
*worldussy
@herkkutatti43282 жыл бұрын
no
@cloudii62602 жыл бұрын
“I’m a boy and I’m ALIVEEEEEEEEE ah-” -Pinocchio 2022 also Pinocchio “SKEDISKEDISKEDISKEDI”
@pinksoft392 жыл бұрын
INMORTALIZED! YOU'RE THE CREATOR, YOU TRAITOR, HEY! THERE'S NO VACCINE TO CURE OUR DIRTY NEEDS, FOR NOW, YOU MUST BUILD OUR MACHINE YOU DIE TONIGHT! (Sorry, the "i'm alive" part reminded me to the song)
@aidennboy2665 Жыл бұрын
I FREAKING CANT🤣🤣
@writersblock10162 жыл бұрын
"I'm a boy and I'm aliiiive!" STOP IT 😭
@mrpumpkin38532 жыл бұрын
E
@chainjail48342 жыл бұрын
🔫
@AlexDayz2 жыл бұрын
Aside from Geppetto and (surprisingly) Pinocchio none of the voices fit their characters, especially the detective guy. At least he had the whole Worldussy
@stephanienader76042 жыл бұрын
I hate that the dude at 7:36 walks like he's holding in a giant Taco Bell turd.
@bellalalalalalalalalalallalaal2 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@jordannnk Жыл бұрын
STAPHHHH 💀💀💀💀
@PugNation19782 жыл бұрын
I won't get that out of my head "Thank you daddy" "SKA DI SKA DI SKA DI!" Edit: oh my god mom I'm FAMOUS!
@alyssacamacho18862 жыл бұрын
I choked on my pita chips at that part 😭😭😭😭💀😂
@IntegriTee2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 🤣
@Amulet.2 жыл бұрын
No way the voice actor wasn't drunk
@Decade3322 жыл бұрын
"RRAAACHA"
@hallowedchromee3102 жыл бұрын
@@Amulet. I have to believe he was held at gunpoint by the cat, forced to voice act as the gayest straight character in cinema history lmao
@b.f.24612 жыл бұрын
This is a Russian movie, so the detective randomly looking for suspicious people with no evidence makes sense.
@aurea.2 жыл бұрын
Good ol' militsiya days...
@ele_992 жыл бұрын
The “animation” during the first exchange with Bella gave me so many Zelda vibes
@PunchyDonk2 жыл бұрын
4:40 I make this sound when I’m taking a piss
@kyaraevergreen23442 жыл бұрын
*SKE DEE SKE DEE SKE DEE RRRRRHHHAAKA*
@peridotOSCАй бұрын
DEE SKÆDEE SKÆDEE SKÆDE- LAKKA
@kvnrox62 жыл бұрын
Please dress up as Pinocchio for Halloween 😂😂
@alicornfunog30812 жыл бұрын
Add powder + 💅 + feminine sound = _SASSY_
@CookiesAndPopcorns2 жыл бұрын
MATERIAL GWORL
@alwinvillero95052 жыл бұрын
daddy~~
@12DAMDO2 жыл бұрын
"trick or trEat💅" *receives candy* "yass queen, sLay"
@foliumviride25472 жыл бұрын
"trick or treat! 💅" *Gives Candy 🍭* "Thank you _daddy~!_ 👁️👄👁️"
@hannahbull2 жыл бұрын
8:17 close your eyes and listen 😏
@anaruthh852 жыл бұрын
Omg
@lilbean10322 жыл бұрын
5:16 And it spawns one of the most insane scenes in cinimea history.. -Wells Fargo add plays-
@Mattttttttttttttt2 жыл бұрын
I can’t get enough of this channel. Well done!
@MatthewAbles2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@Glass-Lemonade2 жыл бұрын
I still struggle to believe this is a real lionsgate film
@lurix67112 жыл бұрын
9:03 but why is it like Tangled
@eternalelune28582 жыл бұрын
The lack of humanity and depth in all of these characters scare me… imagine waking up in this world, the only truly sentient being… horrifying 😳
@allisqnxz..2 жыл бұрын
"hmm.... how about we change his voice?" "we can't" "oh c'mon, they wont notice" *"hey tom, just act gay as possible"* also that "bye daddy" 💀
@ToJestKane2 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be a „true story" and even the horse said, that the Pinocchio's nose doesn't really grow when he lies. Like, the name „Pinocchio" literally means „one who lies often" (and if we consider that Pinocchio's main character trait is his nose growing when he lies, I don't understand the purpose of this movie.. oh ye, money ig) SKE DE SKE DE
@kkr0ug2 жыл бұрын
It is the other way around: Pinocchio started to mean "liar" only after Collodi's book became popular.
@npc68172 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio is just a cute-ish sounding embellishment of the name Pino (actual italian name), which Geppetto chose as Pinocchio was carved from a single piece of pine wood. Supposedly after the book got popular the name became slang for liar in tuscany and neighboring regions but I've lived in collodi for years and haven't heard it used a single time
@iki99582 жыл бұрын
"U dont think its suspicious that theres no one suspicious in ur home?" -some detective
@notlaurenmm2 жыл бұрын
0:20 I THOUGHT HE SAID I TOOK A BIG SHAT😂
@RetroDotTube26 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@EmilicoYamigos2 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio leaves his home, 5 mins after, gets shot, this is trully a very accurate Latino experience.
@JP_FRFR2 жыл бұрын
I think the most shocking thing in this movie isn't that they have completely changed the whole story and made it worse it's that he isn't gay
@chainjail48342 жыл бұрын
5:51 so true 😹
@ER_6862 жыл бұрын
9:36 TAKE A SEAT SHORTEEE
@noone-mo6gy4 ай бұрын
*CRASH*
@hiya882 жыл бұрын
2:55 this looks like something from the sims 4
@MrRansm2 жыл бұрын
It does too- 💀🤣
@NateIsNotOkay2 жыл бұрын
It does!
@peridotOSCАй бұрын
lol
@Zlata_____2 жыл бұрын
6:07 Just look at the Fox's hand
@pepperpassion86292 жыл бұрын
Oh shit went right threw
@niveapatrocinio49872 жыл бұрын
yikes
@fabionoronhazampieri763910 ай бұрын
Clipped throw his head
@dumass_699 Жыл бұрын
“Hey you should like this person!” “Ok!” This makes so much sense 😌
@Vamprrchan2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Pinocchio is 100 years old because most trees are 100 years old and Pinocchio is made out of trees, (wood) so he is old
@r.vincenta.96782 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the wooden parts are also dead tree material. This implies that Pinocchios are 100 yr old wooden zombies.
@gloomcookie17092 жыл бұрын
When Pauly Shore is the most normal thing in the movie, you know you've got an...interesting movie.
@yourfavoriteannie2 жыл бұрын
SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE SKIDEE 🐎🪟🏃🏼♂️
@markalexander3659 Жыл бұрын
The voice actor for Pinocchio deserves 100% of any money made from this movie.
@dxrkerrxses2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a boy and I'm aliveeee" "AUGHHH😩"
@RubenGuzman692 жыл бұрын
The horse is voiced by Napoleon Dynamite.
@t.j.johnsonthewriter2 жыл бұрын
“If you wanna be human (or anything else) then just be human” Ollie London: and I took that personally
@Wh1t3Bl4d32 жыл бұрын
9:21 At least it has better lip sync lol
@anaruthh85 Жыл бұрын
It’s cuz the original movie was in another language
@applejuice82712 жыл бұрын
"See you later my dear GEPETTOOO" I can't- lol im dying😂
@dotdotdotdotdotdotdottod2 жыл бұрын
a man named jePEDO carving a little boy to call him daddie.......this one of them scifi adaptations aint it
@sigitkus70292 жыл бұрын
whoa this is history.
@joyunicycle2 жыл бұрын
Just listening to the lines is making me scream: "Who wrote this script?! I want names!"
@Olliesuite2 жыл бұрын
9:13 LMAO WHA
@markalexander3659 Жыл бұрын
The gay voice for Pinocchio makes it low-key hilarious every time he calls Geppetto "Daddy" lol
@caraencruz Жыл бұрын
Is so sus I would 🧔⚡🇬🇷
@megatronchan12822 жыл бұрын
I really feel like they made this movie bad on purpose👁️👄👁️
@jasminkrieger84642 жыл бұрын
Still better than dingo pictures
@4eyedvgn2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they got stoney, ice king, and napoleon dynamite to do this movie
@fataleflare2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait until all of the Pinocchio movies from this year come out and then people can rank them with all of the existing Pinocchio films.