The Nutcracker in 3D - First Viewing
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5 жыл бұрынIs this one of the new worst movies Doug and Rob have seen? See their first reaction to this shockingly awful musical, The Nutcracker in 3D.
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The Nutcracker in 3D (released on DVD as The Nutcracker: The Untold Story) is a 2009 British-Hungarian 3D Christmas musical fantasy film adapted from the ballet The Nutcracker, directed by Andrei Konchalovsky. It stars Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane, and John Turturro with Charles Rowe and Shirley Henderson as the Nutcracker.
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@ChannelAwesome 5 жыл бұрын
Behind the scenes coming Saturday! Make sure to check out the review here - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pbWfmtuSxprMn40.html
@deshawnedwards6412 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Doug do the The Night Before.
@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын
Calm on guys , just let people enjoy the 2000's grinch film
@jordancarpenter6816 5 жыл бұрын
Just how I felt when I first watched this monstrosity
@aaronhossain4492 5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Seuss actually drew porn before he drew children's books, so he may have actually wanted more of his characters in a woman's cleavage.
@supersatan6578 5 жыл бұрын
PLEASE WATCH LEO THE LION ITS ON NETFLIX
@MyFairOne 5 жыл бұрын
"I would like to say Tchaikovsky would be rolling in his grave if you told him about this, but most likely he would just go *'What's a movie?'* " - favorite line in the video 😂
@MondoC 8 ай бұрын
It’s a really funny joke, but it doesn’t really work considering the nutcracker was made after motion pictures was invented.
@SoulCore413 5 ай бұрын
@@MondoC What a twist.
@DAK4Blizzard 5 жыл бұрын
Rob sums it up nicely at 13:36 -- "You know how we always joke about Schindler's List, the musical? Well, turns out somebody made it."
@NEOIVAN100 5 жыл бұрын
@Ash Kitt sadly this one is not funny
@spectra5407 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah no that's dumb but I've got one for you! Shindler's list HD Remix
@privatewalnut6091 3 жыл бұрын
Schindler’s list electric boogaloo
@Dim4323 3 жыл бұрын
@@spectra5407 jontron joke
@spectra5407 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dim4323 well done for getting it
@viansalozano328 5 жыл бұрын
"Protect me, Chaplin. The movie's scary. :'("
@Grim_Sister 4 жыл бұрын
Chaplin: “I’m still adorable.”
@benjackson7872 4 жыл бұрын
You'll need Santa Christ to protect you from this one.
@villiansweek2907 4 жыл бұрын
Viansa Lozano I’m making that a meme
@michaelnelson1127 4 жыл бұрын
He actually would be a good protector. The villains are rats, after all.
@danielsrandomchannel1472 3 жыл бұрын
GrimSister “And I’m Chaplin”
@PowerMetalHead2 5 жыл бұрын
9:46 Doug: WTF AM I WATCHING!? (absolute terror) Rob: WTF AM I WATCHING!? (absolute joy)
@MetalSonicReject 5 жыл бұрын
Comedy and tragedy. 🎭
@juliacortez5516 5 жыл бұрын
Lol😂😭
@superdude7254 5 жыл бұрын
The reason why rob is smiling is because when you see something shocking as that there's nothing else to do but smile
@villiansweek2907 5 жыл бұрын
PowerMetalHead2 everyone here is the same
@benjackson7872 5 жыл бұрын
Rob’s a sadist!😱😂
@MissOddstar 2 жыл бұрын
I actually saw this gem in the theater in San Francisco in 2010. There were five people in a huge 3D cinema, including me. Three people walked out . The two of us who were left looked at each other from across the theater and hunkered down to weather the rest of it. We definitely won medals of valor that day.
@mr.weirdness5970 Жыл бұрын
I like the implication that the other person was just a random stranger all the way across the cinema and the both you just had a mutually decided to suffer together.
@camilogarciaylasaari1857 9 ай бұрын
I thank you for your service
@valiang8867 7 ай бұрын
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?" "Yup." "Bring it on."
@markusbelden4569 6 ай бұрын
You are a brave humanbeing for watching this😨😨😨
@repapeti98 5 жыл бұрын
As a Hungarian, I deny that we had anything to do with the making of this movie.
@HaohmaruHL 5 жыл бұрын
maybe they got confused, after all there are many words that sound familiar in both russian and hungarian
@lbstocks55 5 жыл бұрын
As a brit, i deny that we had anthing to do with this
@sophydaily582 5 жыл бұрын
Americans ain’t taking this hellmess either
@Enchie 5 жыл бұрын
Whitch should we blame then? The Germans or the Jews?
@lbstocks55 5 жыл бұрын
@@Enchie blame the french
@PhantomFandoms 5 жыл бұрын
10:11 Doug: (taking notes) Rob: WHOA WHOA WHOA Doug: (looks up and down again) Doug: (double takes) Doug: (internal scream)
@Dim4323 4 жыл бұрын
Kid: do that again Me: NO ABSAOULTY NOT
@artloveranimation 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@rogue7723 3 жыл бұрын
In that moment and during the Sticks decapitation scene, Doug and Rob physically represented the two types of people watching those dark kid's movies like _Return To Oz_ or _Beetlejuice_ or _Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island._ The person in a morbid blend of enjoyment, glee and humor and the person who's both terrified and shocked this was ever approved to be seen by kids.
@mallardduckjrh8048 3 жыл бұрын
This my favorite part of the video
@xgray2012 5 жыл бұрын
*A Faamily picture....FROM HELL!!!!*
@CeltycSparrow 5 жыл бұрын
I don't even think Devil Boner, Evilina or Satan himself would watch this movie. It would go RIGHT up there with Cat in the Hat, Son of the Mask and 50 Shades of Grey. I have not even SEEN this movie and it looks like shit.
@Strawhatprime 5 жыл бұрын
CeltycSparrow this is even worse than Freddy got fingered, and kangaroo jack.
@FizzleFX 5 жыл бұрын
Remember that kid in Jack and Jill? "What are you wearing dad, in hell!?" That's who should say that.
@SuperLenny1975 5 жыл бұрын
Brought to you from a "nutcracker holdings"
@AlexAceves1994 5 жыл бұрын
A PSYCHO PICTURE
@Finnur88 5 жыл бұрын
Albert Einstein celebrating Christmas... Don't people realize he was Jewish?
@fredarok579 5 жыл бұрын
I know, right.
@BLZ231 5 жыл бұрын
Finnur Thorlacius Eiríksson clearly the biggest problem with this movie.
@harrietamidala1691 5 жыл бұрын
That really ticked me off about this movie and that's the least of this movie's problems.
@avosmash2121 5 жыл бұрын
add to the fact its not even during his lifetime, the actual Nutcracker story!
@b3rz3rk3r9 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he more Atheistic? But I do get your point.
@kassandrax2322 5 жыл бұрын
The Nutcracker officialy *cracked* Doug and Rob. I'll leave now.
@joyunicycle 5 жыл бұрын
It was too nuts for them to handle
@mas8705 5 жыл бұрын
You sure it wasn’t Freddy got Fingered that cracked them?
@MegaTimmytommy 5 жыл бұрын
If you ask me, they cracked a long time ago.
@Doctor_Drama_Mama 4 жыл бұрын
It's driving them nuts
@Top_Hat_Man 4 жыл бұрын
They Cracked Nuts...
@Jackie-McCann 5 жыл бұрын
“We have just escaped NIMH...” 🤣
@AlexAceves1994 5 жыл бұрын
That Secret of NIMH reference though.
@georgehiscott700 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@JaevhonDouglas 4 жыл бұрын
1:42-1:47
@Darth234Ravenous 5 жыл бұрын
10:13 you got to love Doug's face slowly morphing into absolute horror.
@xanzibar5374 11 ай бұрын
And Rob enjoying the horror
@Lakitu1134 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else feel like Doug's "Top Worst Movies Nostalgia Critic Reviewed" should be updated every now and then?
@BLZ231 5 жыл бұрын
Ash Kitt maybe, maybe not. While they’ve seen a lot of bad films over the years, they still say Garbage Pail Kids was the worst.
@yellowpig1026 5 жыл бұрын
@@BLZ231 yeah but by now I think the rest of the list needs to get shifted around
@benjackson7872 5 жыл бұрын
I’m with you on that
@sirplayalot6477 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, even though we all know what will still remain as #1.
@liamtheman2099 2 жыл бұрын
Just put Nutcracker in 3D as #2
@elcapybara22 5 жыл бұрын
Nutcracker the Untold Story? More like Nutcracker the Untold Horror
@angrytheclown801 5 жыл бұрын
When Freddy and Jason's victims had more fun than the jews you might have Nutcracker the Untold Story.
@shawnconway6009 5 жыл бұрын
I think part of the problem is that it's not attempting to be provocative or offensive, it just is. Like it's not attempting to challenge or shock you, it just does without being at all aware of what it's doing. It uses imagery with no awareness of what that imagery means or what it's conveying. There are plenty of bad movies that attempt to shock and you go 'that was tasteless' but this is a situation where there was no intended taste; they put things together with no clear direction or grasp of how it would be viewed or understood and the result is just sickening in that 'how could anyone be this inept' sort of way. If something like Freddy Got Fingered is one side of the scale with someone intending to make something awful, this has to be the opposite, where it's absolutely dreadful without having any awareness that it will be so.
@MyFairOne 5 жыл бұрын
exactly!
@mdalsted 4 жыл бұрын
"How could anyone be this inept?" Especially anyone with enough money to make a film?
@awesomefox555 8 ай бұрын
You kinda answered your own question there
@savvymatthews6363 5 жыл бұрын
"how many people made this movie?" Enough to know better.
@haruthebunny1109 5 жыл бұрын
8:19 "Mary Poppins about ready to come down 'This family needs help... ehh on second thought'" 8:31 "Let me explain something *slaps*"
@ztslovebird 5 жыл бұрын
You should watch the Barbie Nutcracker next year. The animation has not aged well at all, but the story is solid & Tim Curry kills it as the Mouse King.
@devinsweeting4978 5 жыл бұрын
Must be better than this piece of shit.
@Harpyr1031 5 жыл бұрын
The Nutcracker Prince would also be a good one to review as well. The animation and voice acting isn’t too bad. The story is ok, I suppose. Plus a young Kiefer Sutherland is in it.
@TheRealLeewon 5 жыл бұрын
I suppose NC will review the new Disney nutcracker... maybe next year?
@MetalSonicReject 5 жыл бұрын
Or the Nuttiest Nutcracker.
@morgangobin9985 5 жыл бұрын
ztslovebird There’s a mouse king in that version? Seriously, what is with the Nutcracker and rodents?!
@NDHFilms 4 жыл бұрын
“The Nutcracker in 3D” is one of those rare holiday movies that may send children screaming under their seats. - Roger Ebert
@HyperTrent 5 жыл бұрын
The nutcracker looks like one of those singing puppets in Shrek
@cantpopdismolly 5 жыл бұрын
🎶 DULOC IS THE PERFECT PLAAAACEEEE 🎶
@nerdsquid9951 5 жыл бұрын
Molly Medel 🎶please keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your FACE!🎶
@marquis911 5 жыл бұрын
Duloc is a Creepy Place!
@AlexAceves1994 5 жыл бұрын
Or Pinocchio
@pundertalefan4391 4 жыл бұрын
God those things are horrifying. And canadian. XD
@LavenousForever 5 жыл бұрын
I only like the Nutcracker ballet. It’s just so beautiful and i feel like dialogue just ruins the narrative. But i also love ballet so i don’t expect everyone else to love it
@NoobGamer-hn5rs 2 жыл бұрын
same... always loved the ballet ^_^
@FunFilmFare 2 жыл бұрын
Would love to see Nutcracker as a silent film
@sagetatakis8258 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the costumes
@salmanedy 2 жыл бұрын
It legitimately felt like the Stephen Gaghan-syndrome. Guy who frequently made gritty thrillers suddenly forced into making a family friendly movie to admittedly similar effect. Gaghan directed the Robert Downey Jr Doolittle movie, by the way.
@jking446 Жыл бұрын
As someone who isn't very familiar with ballet, I have seen the Nutcracker ballet and absolutely loved it, most interpretations I have seen after watching the ballet leave me pretty underwhelmed.
@silverbrumbyfan 5 жыл бұрын
Yep its official Barbie and Nutcracker is still the best nutcracker film
@cfol4437 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah because that film actually had ballet in it and at least tried to tell a fairy tale.
@xgray2012 5 жыл бұрын
@@cfol4437 Agreed.
@linaware8635 5 жыл бұрын
Even as an adult whenever someone mentions the nutcracker my mind immediately goes to the Barbie version
@p.z.arnott2329 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a grown adult and when someone asks me to name a Nutcracker adaptation, the Barbie version is the first one to comes to mind
@PrettyGirl8496 5 жыл бұрын
That was my shit!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@nicole.5346 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated Rob joke: “You’re tearing me apart, Nutcracker!”😂
@felixnolasco2683 5 жыл бұрын
This is what Satan watches for Christmas
@junco88 5 жыл бұрын
Ironic that he would even celebrate Christmas 😅
@davidgantenbein9362 5 жыл бұрын
Endlessocean8 We singles don’t get away from Valentine’s Day, so it’s only ok that nasty S has to celebrate Christmas. He anyway only gives Damien some socks, the cheap B he is.
@pharaohbubbles1547 5 жыл бұрын
Pffft even Satan wouldnt watch this. Yet hed let his daughter watch Son of the Mask 🤔
@ZoanBlade90 4 жыл бұрын
Don't bring Lucifer into this.
@marquis911 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidgantenbein9362 It was a Christmas gift from Hitler.
@inkmeal 5 жыл бұрын
The Nutcracker in the Striped Pajamas. Jesus this is bleak.
@who_cares2247 3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@sketchygetchey8299 3 жыл бұрын
I saw Come and See not too long ago....it made me want to punch a bunch of Nazis. Then I rewatched this.....it made me want to punch the creators.
@sarcasticdude2320 5 ай бұрын
"Very one sided"
@misseli1 5 жыл бұрын
The only version of the Nutcracker I like so far is "Barbie in the Nutcracker." It's actually very endearing and it has a more coherent plot than most adaptations.
@zakfett92 5 жыл бұрын
See "The Nutcracker Prince".
@somestuff7876 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe my nostalgia makes it better than I remember or maybe it's actually good. But I grew up with this version so to me it the best kzfaq.info/get/bejne/j5-faK5_nODVfIk.html
@WolfmanSonic 5 жыл бұрын
ellie try the Tom and jerry one is better then this movie
@pineapplefrostyfruits9225 5 жыл бұрын
Also Tim Curry as the Mouse King was amazing.
@Lollyta1298 5 жыл бұрын
There is also a Russian cartoon version from the 70s, it's also nice to watch^^
@HBHaga 5 жыл бұрын
This sequel to Over the Hedge is weird.
@benjackson7872 5 жыл бұрын
I can say that again...😐
@BugsyFoga 5 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : Shirley Henderson , the actor who played Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter voiced the Nutcracker in this film 😁
@ZaxorVonSkyler 5 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they get the actual kid to play the nutcracker?
@katieharley2695 5 жыл бұрын
But a boy played the human nutcracker tho
@likeicare9083 5 жыл бұрын
Boy that was fact fun
@chase21592 5 жыл бұрын
Zaxor Von Skyler ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@jareththegoblinking3191 5 жыл бұрын
I KNEW THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR
@christianburgdorfer2750 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly. The Barbie Nutcracker is my favorite. It has Tim Curry as the Mouse King.
@somerandolad 3 жыл бұрын
Anything Tim Curry touches is gold!
@adventure4509 5 жыл бұрын
9:45 the second time in a year that Doug's chin dropped
@junco88 5 жыл бұрын
Adventure Then you know it's beyond unbelievable
@Jetstar-97 5 жыл бұрын
When was the other time?
@Autumnlight91 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jetstar-97 Freddy got Fingered
@Jetstar-97 5 жыл бұрын
@@Autumnlight91 ah, ok. Thnx
@Top_Hat_Man 4 жыл бұрын
I Didn't See His Jaw Or Chin Fall...
@MrAcerulez 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't this movie set in the 1920's? And she dreamed of Nazis? She predicted the Nazis!
@asher8754 5 жыл бұрын
The part had existed since the 1910’s and came to prominence in the 1920’s before taking power
@IreneShardaForever 5 жыл бұрын
What's worse is that WW2 is coming, and she's living in Austria, AND her uncle is a famous JEWISH scientist.
@moviemaniac9034 5 жыл бұрын
@@IreneShardaForever Einstein moved to the US in the late 1930's.
@ThreadBomb 4 жыл бұрын
There were Nazis in the 1920s.
@Top_Hat_Man 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine In WW2, And They're Like: Mary: Hello, Husband, Why Are There So Many Planes In The Sky? NC: Well, I'm Male, So I Have To Join The Army... *1945.* Soldier: NC... Is Dead. Mary: NOOOOOO!!!! *2019.* Mary: ...And Then I Never Saw Him Again. Grandson: That's Terrible, Grandma. Mary: I Miss NC So Much. Grandson: But Nostalgia Critic Isn't Dead. Mary: I Said NC, As In "Nutcracker" Or His Real Name. Grandson: "Nutcracker" *Laugh* Mary: IT'S NOT SOMEONE WHO CRACKS HUMAN NUTS! Grandson: But He Ate My Coconut Guns... Mary: No, He's Dead, He Was Good. Ghost NC: I'm The Nutcracker Now, I Crack Nuts With My Teeth, And Eat Them, Now Give Me Your Nuts! Mary: But I Don't Ha... Ghost NC: -I THOUGHT YOU WERE MALE!!! *The Gay Nutcracker: Cracking Your Nuts, Coming Soon.* *2025.* Man: This Is The Scariest Movie, I Ever Saw, This Horror Movie Has NC Eating Coconuts From Humans... Santa: But He Ate My Present... Ghost NC: HELLO, MALE, GOT ANY NUTS SO I CAN CRACK? Man: *Screams.* *To Be Continued.* *Scary Nutcracker Music.*
@Bubbsmaster 5 жыл бұрын
Can we get a revised top 11 worse movies?
@neffyboy 5 жыл бұрын
With this at number one and Freddie Got Fingered at number two.
@micahadamson4309 5 жыл бұрын
@@neffyboy Oh boy, looks like someone hasn't seen his review of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie.
@aidanredding8058 3 жыл бұрын
Here you go 11. Son of the Mask 10. Fant4stic 9. Jem and the Holograms 8. Bio-dome 7. The Room 6. Battlefield Earth 5. The Cat in the Hat 4. This 3. Freddy Got Fingered 2. Foodfight 1. Garbage Pail Kids
@demetrigiotis6541 5 жыл бұрын
Legends say that this was meant to be the start to Universals dark universe
@jcplays236 5 жыл бұрын
Demetri Giotis it would have bombed even more if this was the start lmao
@thetommytrontommyrose6497 5 жыл бұрын
Even Tom Cruise's Mummy is a better film than this
@g.s.651 5 жыл бұрын
“Doctor Seuss would’ve wanted it that way!” Uh. I know you’re joking, but y’all do know that Seuss originally illustrated porn, right? xD He was into BBW and face sitting and he drew dozens of porn sketches in his classic style. Fun fact!
@mdalsted 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, they need to see at least one of Ted Geisel's pre-children's story works. O__o
@saphirawinters7028 5 жыл бұрын
You're suffering sustains me Doug. 😂😂😂😂 No but seriously your review on it was hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
@jaythosonmp439 5 жыл бұрын
Ah first viewing i missed you
@Falcon-hw4vw 5 жыл бұрын
10:11 Rob: WHOA! Doug: Huh......*doubletake* Wait, WHAT?
@chelsiirvine8970 5 жыл бұрын
Awwww Chaplin is protecting you doug. What a great kitty. 😊😍😍😍😍😍😺
@josephchambers2000 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise the nutcracker was a missing part of five nights at freddy's till I watched this. thanks for that.
@chinuarichardson8350 5 жыл бұрын
12:35 "a monkey's paw, I'm gonna make some wishes" That took me out 😂😂😂😂
@ThatDudeWithBoobs 5 жыл бұрын
Chaplin! Protect Papa Walker!
@rayanderson5797 5 жыл бұрын
What?
@hazbinotakusimp2182 5 жыл бұрын
@@rayanderson5797 4:15
@rayanderson5797 5 жыл бұрын
@@hazbinotakusimp2182 Sorry, that doesn't make sense since i changed my name, but this account used to display my actual name, 'Walker'.
@aidanredding8058 3 жыл бұрын
Doug's not Papa Walker, Barney is
@stupidfrellingname 5 жыл бұрын
Even Chaplin's like: "This is weird. I'm out"
@HandmadeGoose97 5 жыл бұрын
Reading the Necronomicon would be more interesting then this movie
@idiotsloveboxes 5 жыл бұрын
There’s a Necronomicon movie! Sort of.....
@AnInsideJoke 5 жыл бұрын
I thought reading the Necronomicon was what RESULTED in this movie....
@HandmadeGoose97 5 жыл бұрын
@@AnInsideJoke the Necronomicon took a look at this movie and went, "nah that's too evil"
@HandmadeGoose97 5 жыл бұрын
@@mickyw377 no
@crypto1223 5 жыл бұрын
InsideJoke No. This is from reading Mien Kompf and the Satanist bible at the same time while taking LSD. A Necronomicon reading would’ve gave us a much better movie.
@nolandavis1129 5 жыл бұрын
4:16 CAT!!!
@98953812 5 жыл бұрын
Why is Rob always the best part of the first viewings?? XD
@bourne2crimson397 5 жыл бұрын
I only started the video and I'm dreading the reaction to the Holocaust scene. That was irredeemably disgusting and insulting.
@mdalsted 4 жыл бұрын
Now that you've seen the whole video, what are your thoughts on Doug and Rob's reactions?
@PhantomShadow224 5 жыл бұрын
Also something I learned from film brain’s review: the nazis didn’t come into power until a few years after this movie’s setting, so the girl basically had a bizarre premonition. Matthew buck also talks about the DVD documentary on the making of this film, the amount of money poured into it, sponsored and funded by a Swedish bank, the cast was very unsure of production saying “it was definitely different” to put it lightly, it was a massive box office failure only making 16 million dollars compared to the amount of money it took to produce, also the inclusion of nazis is explained as part of the director’s tragic backstory which some reason was “A” okay to put in a film for kids. Someone approved of this?
@SetoShadowVT 5 жыл бұрын
Rob: We have escaped Nimh Me: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@rommix0 5 жыл бұрын
The Nutcracker in 3D is what happens when the rats kill Mrs Brisby and take too much LSD and become Nazis.
@bigfatcarp93 5 жыл бұрын
Dude Rob was just generally ON IT in this video. He was hilarious.
@AlexAceves1994 5 жыл бұрын
I bet Jenner will become the leader of the Nazi rats.
@animegx45 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I have to be honest. The Christmas Tree at least didn't make me think of WWII. And the satanic orphan smiles didn't make me shit myself in fear (as much) as the random rat faces.
@SpaceCase132 5 жыл бұрын
And at least _Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa_ was... well...umm... At least it didn’t have Nazis in it as the antagonists... so there’s that... kinda?
@benjackson7872 5 жыл бұрын
After viewing this review, those 2 movies are looking pretty good right now.
@angrytheclown801 4 жыл бұрын
Elf Bowling might have been a crime, but it was just a crime against labor laws. This, they have to make new laws against humanity for this.
@alanbernhardt6167 4 жыл бұрын
Space Case at least mark Hamilton voiced a character, and it had the perfect final scene.
@jackwimmer2249 3 жыл бұрын
@ Space Case That’s actually a pretty fair point - I mean about there being no Nazis in it at least.
@joshuadelorme-novakowski2114 5 жыл бұрын
This video has a cat in it. 10/10 would watch again
@DigiDestined13 2 жыл бұрын
That weird moment when pages from the 90s version of "The Witches" somehow get mixed into a "Nutcracker" script.
@jaceholloway1819 5 жыл бұрын
Your cat's name is Chaplin? That's freakin awesome!
@thefirstbourne149 5 жыл бұрын
10:10 Oh my g-Doug actually looked up to watch the horror...ahahahaha
@GlassesnMouthplates 5 жыл бұрын
Doug would have to cuddle with Chaplin for the next two hours straight to cleanse the trauma this movie gave to him.
@lukiicookie6569 5 жыл бұрын
9:34 I laughed at this part Im not kidding I need help
@mdalsted 4 жыл бұрын
What part are you laughing at? Because if it's the Walker brothers' reactions, I completely understand.
@dilloncrowe1018 2 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about these First Viewings is watching them slowly but surely go from "I haven't heard good things, but let's stay optimistic", to, "OH MY GOD, this movie is awful, I want to drown puppies, the only thing that can save me now is the sweet release of death". It's like a funny version of 'I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream'. Lol
@randalgraves6979 5 жыл бұрын
I bet the Macaulay Culkin version is looking better and better now. 😱😏
@ChristionGirl45 5 жыл бұрын
I got way to excited when Chaplin came on screen!
@chelsiirvine8970 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr same
@andrewkind2820 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like this movie is all unused footage from pink Floyd's the wall
@louisduarte8763 5 жыл бұрын
"HEY! Rat King! Leave thos toys alone!"
@andrewkind2820 5 жыл бұрын
Are there any toys in the theater tonight? Get em up against the wall
@marquis911 4 жыл бұрын
In all my years of judging, I have never seen before, A film so freaking tasteless And full of nightmare vore! BTW: He just did The Wall, and it is breathtaking.
@Pentax33 3 жыл бұрын
That look Rob gives to the camera at 2:48 seems like Doug is holding him hostage forcing him to watch these movies xD
@MCHammerSmittyBacallJagerman 4 жыл бұрын
3:26 I die everytime when Doug bursts out in laughter 😂
@droddfellow3926 5 жыл бұрын
Shut that door!
@PerovNigma 2 жыл бұрын
8:07 I thought he was gonna go into the _Jurassic Park_ theme
@nucleardino8992 Жыл бұрын
Me too
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for watching this Shit for us
@xgray2012 5 жыл бұрын
So that we won't have to watch it.
@anonymousgoblin792 5 жыл бұрын
That’s what he does. Mad respect. Most of the time.
@15oClock 5 жыл бұрын
They watch this so we don't have to!
@beats0me 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed, now I know I can add this to my list of movies I pray I never watch
@StefWriter 5 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail says it all. lol
@neffyboy 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The thumbnail is priceless.
@Shadowkey392 5 жыл бұрын
6:25 you take that back! That movie is beloved and cherished by many! Even if it did scare me as a child!
@PerovNigma 5 жыл бұрын
3. Garbage Pail Kids 2. The Nutcracker in 3D 1. Freddy Got Fingered
@PerovNigma 5 жыл бұрын
@amerdding2021MA Good choices, though I enjoyed the overacting in _Battlefield Earth._
@Rogue.Rainbow 4 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't love that?
@majorfanboy2005 3 жыл бұрын
He still considers Garbage Pail Kids to be the worst film.
@alexhollon7526 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure freddy got fingered could be considered on the grounds that it technically succeeded. In a way, that fact alone honestly disqualifies it in my opinion. It's truly horrifically awful. But seeing how that was the point, it doesn't feel like it fits with other films that are made and fail technically, or don't even bother trying.
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
*_Oh well. I guess I will binge to watch The Nutshack rather than watching That Nutcracker 3D._*
@thegreygoblin5165 5 жыл бұрын
both are terrifying
@Hazard1007 5 жыл бұрын
Friendship PHILS FROM THE STONE JACKS FROM THE PIER
@Thoticus.Prime. 5 жыл бұрын
Friendship that is a VERY bold statement my friend.
@HandmadeGoose97 5 жыл бұрын
I say just choose to watch nothing with those two options
@spindalis79 5 жыл бұрын
Phil's from the Sco (San Francisco), Jack's from the P.I. (Philippine Islands).
@IamARobot7 4 жыл бұрын
7:29 actually nazis were very much into rag music. You have no idea how many music pubs existed at that time in Berlin...
@movieanatomy4341 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly love these more than the regular NC. These are hilarous
@noahroangoldwing 5 жыл бұрын
Jack Uyl me too
@KatieVanHelsing 5 жыл бұрын
My soul felt dirty watching two people watch this piece of filth. My God, this film is despicable.
@martintieber7756 5 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only adult that will have nightmares after seeing the deformed rat king's face...
@hckingking 3 жыл бұрын
12:24 doug snapped
@VadiaRotor 11 ай бұрын
this was made by a well-respected and critically acclaimed director, who also shot Runaway Train, Tango & Cash, Homer and Eddie. I don't know how he managed to do such a strange job here
@kiramaxwell502 5 жыл бұрын
Because of you two, hell is cooling off.
@bluelfsuma 5 жыл бұрын
All the heat is escaping from Hell to Earth.
@WolfmanSonic 5 жыл бұрын
Kira Maxwell well the 9 level of hell is complete ice to hold Lucifer the rest is on fire tho
@FizzleFX 5 жыл бұрын
14:23 *Roger and Ebert* ... "i will not give it the HONOR of being the WORST* ... < they said that exact same thing XD
@RJIS 4 жыл бұрын
The light moments are forgettable with bland acting, uninteresting characters, and boring scenes. The dark moments not only involve Nazis, but are R rated levels of horrific, and insult Christmas and the Holocaust
@ADragonAmongRoses 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what amused me more, Doug's pain throughout the whole review or Rob's smile during the head-tossing scene.
@Ellie_R. 5 жыл бұрын
One of the better version of the nutcracker was Barbie and the nutcracker, yes there was a Barbie and the nutcracker, and yes there’s other Barbie movies that girls around their early twenties remember.
@WildWolfheart23 5 жыл бұрын
Elyssa Hauser those Barbie movies were some of the best fairytale/ballet movies ever made.
@amybarton5840 5 жыл бұрын
Elyssa Hauser I’ve never really played with barbies growing up but I 100% agree. The old Barbie movies were great
@jendoe9436 5 жыл бұрын
I still have Barbie and the Nutcracker on VHS and I still love watching it! Barbie and Swan is also really good (as far as I remember). One of my friends who judged me for pulling out my entire Barbie collection as a joke even shouted in joy and respect when she saw BoSL in my pile 😂
@Robalexe 5 жыл бұрын
The Tom and Jerry Nutcracker is even better.
@luthientinuviel3883 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I'm in my late teens I had a lot of bootlegged barbie movies, they were great.
@mgunter 5 жыл бұрын
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@98953812 4 жыл бұрын
Chaplin: I'm cat! 😃
@hckingking 10 ай бұрын
12:53 you dont hear that very often.
@TygerFox 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing makes you think of Christmas then by making people remember war genocides.
@Rogue.Rainbow 4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas yeah filthy animal, and a happy new year.
@AlinaAniretake 4 жыл бұрын
Russian traditions, what can I say)
@jesuschavez5875 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't the original Christmas have a mass slaughter of newborns?
@DefgirRZawa 9 ай бұрын
@@AlinaAniretake This movie isn't even russian, what are you talking about?
@AlinaAniretake 9 ай бұрын
@@DefgirRZawa Konchalovskiy is Russian, though. Which is why I concider this technically a Russian movie
@djwarrior5150 5 жыл бұрын
Years later, and John Toturo still needs to learn to say no to roles
@mdalsted 4 жыл бұрын
I guess he needs the money??? (shrug???)
@DarsiPadilla 2 жыл бұрын
That was John Turturro?
@davidstone281 8 ай бұрын
He must've needed the money. That's the only reason he had to have said "Yes" to the horseshit garbage dumpster fire of a movie. Much like John Malkovich with Transformers 3 and Lonah Hex. He must've had some gambling debts
@16JPE 5 жыл бұрын
She didn't feel so good 11:59
@elemental9538 4 жыл бұрын
7:35 that guy on the right agrees with the audience
@andrewevers2420 5 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the Rat King I thought it was an Evil Beatle.
@jelhaj7769 3 жыл бұрын
"Why do you have to take this to dark places?..." my favorite quote.
@lampcrow5453 5 жыл бұрын
Woah Doug's getting a dad bod
@joejohnson5242 5 жыл бұрын
Pickle Master I guess that’s what happens when you become the father of a beautiful baby...kitten
@JYJnKumi 5 жыл бұрын
It’s the Christmas depression The Nutcracker 3D has wrought.
@CurtyTails 5 жыл бұрын
I heard he is married and even has kids as well from what i heard
@PerovNigma 5 жыл бұрын
@@CurtyTails He's married, I don't think he's a father though.
@PikminandOatchi 5 жыл бұрын
@@CurtyTails No he doesn't have any human kids.
@demonminer8093 5 жыл бұрын
i love this first viewing so much. from the references to clearly superior movies to just how you take everything in, it never fails to make me smile.
@davididiart5934 5 жыл бұрын
"Let's play a magic trick!" Legit gasping for air here!
@shanta824 5 жыл бұрын
Why!? 12:10 that's scary😢😨🐀
@joeywomer 4 жыл бұрын
*Pauses at **12:15* A Family Picture!
@johnenigma8506 5 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else notice that you get more frightening imagery in kids movies than you do in most horror movies?
@DJGamingSmash 5 жыл бұрын
Heinous or anus? I argue, both.
@TheGrayMysterious 5 жыл бұрын
This movie is a heinous painis in the anus
@98953812 5 жыл бұрын
To quote AVGN; That's heinously anus!!
@hbm7350 Жыл бұрын
8:42 that was perfectly synchronized
@cupsonplushproductions5959 3 жыл бұрын
Pinocchio from Shrek looks alot better then the nutcracker
@lightningrodstudios2441 Жыл бұрын
12:58 Best part of the video 😂
@exist_much5625 5 жыл бұрын
I watched the actual Nutcracker on Netflix, and I started questioning why I even liked it in the first place. It's such a weird ballet. You stab multi-headed rat, see a lady with children under her skirt, and all of this happened because of your weird Godfather.
@mdalsted 4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's the music that draws people to it.
@carlgustafson5896 Жыл бұрын
9:36 I love the expression both of them had
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