Chris Lewis The grade never described his preference 100% of the time.

Joshua Hammond Jesus dude that’s the second time I’ve seen this comment by you can you take your own advice?

Christopher Northcutt hahaha

I mean, it's true...

Phrasing.... BOOM!!!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought that

Christopher Northcutt actually, I think that's supposed to be taken seriously

I can't stop laughing at your comment

AH HA vagina joke ^_^

Literally AND figuratively.

Well thank you good Sir for making me laughing hard

So she fucked the fish dude 😩

i Saw it with my mom

Charlotte Casey has to watch the bathtub scene with my mom and sister

Tell us more

me too it was so weird

Charlotte 😂 that’s funny

stfu with these dead jokes

I did that too, weird

Same bro same, that’s super weird

NO THIS STUPID MEME CAN NOT COME BACK LET. IT. DIE.

I know... such a relatable film

MovieNerd_EP That’s how I feel about Shyamalan. I don’t care if he made The Happening, Lady in the Water, Last Airbender And After Earth. He’s one of my favorites.

Pinnochio

Me too i thought of Bioshock too

I never thought of it like that. When's a new game gonna come back.

Thank you I thought I was the only one

I didn't like the film, but this comment is honestly the best I've read. Totally see what u mean. Still can't say that I liked the film, though :/

This is exactly what it was going for, and honestly, its lame as fuck. I mean, lets be honest now, if Clint Eastwood did this movie there would be enormous backlash because of his representation of ''the maginalized''. Those characters are SO out of place, my god, why do I have to see her neighbour trying to sell a painting? Why do I have to see him get rejected in the diner? What has that got to do with the monster and the mute, the beauty and the beast? That being a mute, a monster or gay is similar? Geez, I hope i misunderstood this and its genius and I didnt get it.

panocasabe well the whole movie, it was trying to show that the fish man wasn’t a monster at all. Phenotype doesn’t determine character.

It's very risky to get into that. Phenotype? It's still a creature, one of a kind, its not human even if it has a certain character. I mean, forget the creature, corellating a mute with gay or black, its insane. Being mute is a malfunction, a disease its not like people are against mutes. Gay people are rejected morally by society, opressed and let's not get into blacks, which have been marginalized even worse. Again, if this movie would've been made by a white director it would be taken off the cinema. Also, the love story between the mute and the creature is extremely banal. She gets him eggs and they fall in love just because... because she's a mute and he is a mute? Oh lord

SPOILER BELOW**** I agree with this! I also felt like when her scar turns into gills at the end, it was saying that she was a "fish out of water" she was considered an outcast on land, but it's because she belonged somewhere else (the ocean). No one is ever really useless. Even those born with disabilities are meant for a greater purpose. I love this movie, and I love that it was able to depict such a deep message without being political!

SpongeBob!

OCEAN MAN, A VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE IS A REAL TRIP

Kaila Bohler hahha i see you

Nothing new

My thoughts exactly.

The true art of speech.

You must not be a good listener

whoa! good one man!

I grew up with this overused joke.

@@jordanbaird3808 oooooooooooooooo

I assume it was because it was one of those action-over-story type of movies.

That’s because he’s stupid and doesn’t recognise the brilliance of it because his brain is programmed to follow an algorithm and excessively gush over certain things he’s a “fanboy” over like Superheroes, Star Wars, Nolan, Spielberg and Scorsese.

Uncertainty Guaranteed Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land...

Ocean man...

See, I was thinking more "bring forth the mollusk cast unto me, let's be forever and forever be free..." //cascading flutes//

OCEAN MAN!!! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!... please :)

I'm making that ending as soon as it comes out on DVD

Absolutely ,he was great.

What about Willem Dafoe, John Malkovich, Hugo Weaving, Javier Bardem, Jason isaacs, Dennis Hopper, Kevin Spacey???

@@Locadel2003 I love Willem Dafoe!

I saw this movie only once. I thought it was like beauty and the beast but in water. Change a few aspects and there u go. Beauty and the FISH

This is hentai

@@mannyparranda8891 no remove aliean fish and put dolphin but as we are experimenting in space to get alien on earth Soon we will threesome of male female and alien and this movie is tutorial for that 😅

@@irshadsayyad9017sing with me! Tail as cold as slime, blue as it can be. Never even friends, then give it an egg unexpectedly. Hahaha

Bruce Snow yes, and I will slightly disorganise any papers he has on his desk. Imagine the minutes it will take for him to sort it out.

El John damn, that's cruel, even for me.

"Hi, Chris. I'm Batman."

Bruce Snow oh hai, Chris!

and I'm gonna put a piece of chewing gum under his chair. A USED one. Think I'm playing? Try me

When asked what getting stuckmannized meant, Chris said to ask his wife. You *do not* wanna get stuckmannized.

Me too

gay.

Weird..

Thank you

I was about to cry at the end, glad it wasn't just me :')

Shit I didn’t hear about that. He was fired?? I thought he left on his own accord. Someone really needs to clean house over at WB. Half wit execs.

@@ThisHandleIsInteresting I honestly forgot this comment existed. Was right about dumbass Warner Execs tho. Still doesn't look like that movie is happening anytime soon lol

SPGamer no...

Del Toro never confirmed it

SPGamer its the creature from the black lagoon

Brendan Manuel you say that like it’s crazy but it’s an intelligent human/fish creature that looks and acts very similarly to Abe, they’re both played by the same actor, also eggs

SPGamer no

Water Hazard and The florida project

Water Hazard he probably haven't seen them yet because isn't release in his city yet

YES PLS DARKEST HOUR! Best Gary Oldman Performance for me

Hopefully he'll have the chance to see Call Me By Your Name soon.

Water Hazard also Florida Project!!!

taken username Because not every movie grade he gives is based off preference, man!! Although, to be fair, I used to think the same thing. I kinda still do. I do understand where he’s coming from, though.

Imo that's a sign he genuinely enjoyed the movie and not just doing a review for it because he's got to earn a living. You know when you really love something you'll struggle to describe exactly how it makes you feel. At least that's what I thought.

No it makes fairy tales for idiots...

86Corvus You sound like a dumbass

@@86Corvus yeah idiots like you maybe 😂 Del Toro made fairy tales for adults. For idiots it's just you

Golgi Apparatus Thor was good because of the incredible director

Golgi Apparatus If you leave out Justice League and The Last Jedi.

AlwaysLookCool 729 I’m gonna have to disagree. Ragnorok is a good movie and even if you don’t like it, you have to admit that it’s better than justice league

Lady Bird.

JL sucked

YETI yeah, thats what the movie is about

YETI The picture cover is more than obvious?

(...)but it’s pretty clear that old Captain Marsh must have brought home some odd specimens when he had all three of his ships in commission back in the twenties and thirties. There certainly is a strange kind of streak in the Innsmouth folks today-I don’t know how to explain it, but it sort of makes you crawl. You’ll notice a little in Sargent if you take his bus. Some of ’em have queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, stary eyes that never seem to shut, and their skin ain’t quite right. Rough and scabby, and the sides of their necks are all shrivelled or creased up. Get bald, too, very young. The older fellows look the worst-fact is, I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a very old chap of that kind.(...) Yes, he was quite a racist. But he did write amazingly! Anyway, this is why my favorite from him is Dreams in the Witch's House and The Colour that fell from the Sky. No racism in those.

Wow so this is a Chtulhu movie in disguise

Or a Dagon movie. Same universe. I could do a Dagon movie. The original Dagon movie is AWFUL

Same

Same here. Tears kept rolling off my face

Welcome to one of the countless plotholes in this movie lol

LMAO

Obviously he asked for the salt once he tried the boiled eggs.

This was a research facility yet no one was studying him and the main guy only tortured him with a cattle prod. Why was there no camera in creature holding pen? I guess all you need to do is stick a towel under the bathroom door and instant swimming pool This movie was dumb

The Mother Flickers I agree except about the Hobbit. The Hobbit should never have been made unless it could live up to the standards of Tolkien or at least keep going on the level of the first movies. Del Toro tends to be a little too independent minded to do that. I would have liked to see a right minded director take the challenge with Del Toro consulting on visuals.

I think Guillermo Del Toro can make a great BIOSHOCK movie.

Kaz Kobb him or Gore Verbinski.

Halo is kinda really messed up now...judging by the trailers

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tiger22 *mark* not chris

OmCD Wrong

OmCD = Lame Comment

He is one of my favorites too, i connect with his point of view quite often.

OmCD idk if you watched this review tbh.. It sounds like u didnt put attention to this one specially.

Maybe his subscribers don't want that much detail and depth for a 5 minute movie review? Maybe he wants the viewers to explore the movie's theme by themselves? Or maybe the mass majority of movie viewers are shallow which explains why artistic movies have a very small audience base.

Cronos, The Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, Hellboy 2. The best of Guillermo del Toro. These are great movies to watch if one wants to understand his filmography.

Me too, first 20 minutes I thought this is a bit generic and cheesy but half way in I was hooked. By the end I was moved. Didn't think a love story between a woman and a fishman would grip me as much as The Phantom Thread or 3 billboards ! Sort of a mix of Amelie and Splash.

What people don’t understand is that it’s the SAME concept as Beauty & Beast except it’s not some syrupy tale where the beast becomes a dashing stud at the end. It’s instead reversed where Elisa becomes like the creature and is able to live with him under the sea. It’s basically a modern Beauty & the Beast that touches upon present day social issues. It’s a fine film, especially in its production value.

Punisher sucks. Review complete

Jason Pendleton reasons?

Those scales mmmmmm

Bhris H Reptilian basically

She enjoyed the fish stick?

It had to have been quick! After all humans can;'t last more than 5 minutes underwater unless they wear diving suits...which would kinda kill the mood!

Let's be real here - humans will bang anything sentient

Adolfo Pena they're just salty that their fan theories were wrong

They're worthless nerds.

Agreed, I'm Star Wars fan since 90's and I liked the new movies. But I'm so disappointed to others fans all they do is complaining, they are like spoiled kids!

Adolfo Pena Last Jedi was brilliant, your comment is a little random for this video, but I agree

John Garrison Rip Logan Rip Baby Driver Rip Star Wars Rip Stronger Rip Disaster Artist Rip 2017

Pitching Wedge yah i got an A-, i feel incomplete :/

Damn Right

Yes, how dare he gives a movie he likes an A-!

This is ridiculous. All these great movies, and all he can give is A-?!?! Why can’t you just give a solid A like it deserves?!?!

Why does Sally go sit with the creature so fast with an egg after she just saw him rip off two fingers from that man ffs.

007nadineL coz that man ruthlessly beat and electrocuted him, whilst she was cautious, kind and offered food which it had an interest in.

1IrishChap Look at who controls Hollywood and the Oscars. Now look at their political leanings. Quite a bit of SJWs and Marxists running around the place.

I loved the series, except for the ending. They spent all that time developing and connecting the characters, just to leave them all behind at the end, and follow one particular character.

brian0918 I didn't like the ending either not for the same reason though. It didn't even make sense from a logical standpoint

They had the ending that way to allow another season and to explain the other part of the paradox. I agree though that it did come off as the weakest part in the whole series, reminds me of the infamous ep7 Stranger things; it's like it didn't need to be there and makes the show overall a little weaker. Dark should have just ended after 1 season as a limited series, oh well I am curious what will happen next and I suppose that is something in itself.

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oh yeah, sure...like Chris is REALLY gonna answer you personally

Sebastian Ekart Del toro said it isn't despite being the same actor, he said he based it off the Monster from the Lagoon which I can see how. So technically No this isn't Abe nor is this a prequel... according to everybody

No, it's not it's the Creature from the Black Lagoon Abe from Hellboy was already alive in the 1960s he's around 100 yrs old.

Aldair Reynoso I was mostly joking, but thanks for the information anyways.

Sebastian Ekart you're question sounded genuine, lol sorry but you're welcome anyways

While true, Abe was a human man who got turned into a fish man. Also(and this is important), Del Toro des not own Hellboy, he did not invent any of the characters. All of those characters come from the Hellboy comic by Mike Mignola.

Dont trust his thumbnails anymore, they can trick you , he did that quite a lot last year lol

Aww I love contrarian know it alls that spout out that everything people enjoyed was awful without any further explanation whatsoever x) Reason Shape of Water won is because if look past the weird "girl is infatuated with a creature story", you get a story about personality, how to feel fulfilled in life, and the lengths people go to to achieve that goal they set for themselves. The directing was superb, with a very clean and masterful grasp on atmosphere and how to invest us in the world of the film. Also love how you chose to reply to my comment which doesn't speak to the quality of the movies in and of themselves, but just of the visual aspect, which, despite whatever you might think on them, is undeniably very distinguishable and very, very well done. Say whatever the fuck you want about Star Wars 8's plot, it was visually the most interesting film in the franchise, the shot composition had some actual thought behind it, and the directing really shows through the billion dollar production, which is no easy feat. So yeah. You might disagree with the story, but Star Wars: The Last Jedi is the best directed Star Wars film yet. Don't @ me.

Don't @ me means don't reply, dickweed. I don't care about your opinion. Especially when it's backed up by the depth of argument found in my local kiddie pool :P Have fun hating some movies people enjoy and being for some reason mad enough to write 2 dozen lines about it. Imma go watch some movies I like. Recommend you do the same ^^'

If someone callin you dickweed over the internet is a personal attack for you then I very honestly think you should stay off the internet for a bit x) Notice how I'm not tackling the argument, though. Because I don't want to. I've heard people make these baseless claims about Star Wars a hundred times before, often much, much more eloquently and thoroughly then "The story's shit and my friends agree!" I'll cut the snarky asshole bit for a second, and just say: 1) Notice when someone's taking the piss and doesn't really value your opinion. Will save you a lot of time not wasting your breath. 2) If you want to have a "conversation", don't immediately cut off the person's main point of praise for the damn film. Notice how you got offended when I didn't respect your opinion? You basically went BRUH WHO GIVE A FCK ABOUT DIRECTION AND SHIT. I do. Who looks to their friends after a movie and says "The directing was nice." I do. Chris here on youtube does. THE ACADEMY. Who give Oscars? They care. That's the point! A lot of people care about how films are made and the different aspects of what they might like. I hate the movie Super's story, but I think it's absurdly well directed. Because there IS a way to try to enjoy something, even on a secondary level once you open your tiny narrow mind. Don't think 'err derr i dont like it that's stupid', just think "Why was this made like this? What is the director fuckin trying to say?" Why is Rey force sensitive? Because we've SEEN characters grow into the force already! MULTIPLE TIMES! "Errr why is Rey an expert with the force" you fuckin idiot, how is Luke, a kid who NEVER PILOTED a SINGLE SHIP, now suddenly an expert who outmaneuvers TRAINED pilots, and is like the only pilot of the rebel fleet to make it out alive when there are far more talented dudes in there? Can you get into an F22 and drop a bomb on something the size of, let's be generous here, a football field? No. So shut the hell up about Rey. Some characters are just fucking good at things. But if you looked beyond the hilariously trigger-inducing blue milk cow on Luke's planet, and saw the message of the film, you'd realize that doesn't mean you're not destined for greatness, even if you're not instantly a master at stuff. Open your damn mind, and learn what the goddamn return key on a keyboard is. Sure, I wrote a long text but at least I put some spaces in there out of common courtesy for the person who might read it. Try it! Oh, and grammar and spelling are like genitals, everyone's got em, but if you know how to use em well, the world will be better for it! The teacher who will be grading you next book report or whatever they read at your high school (if I'm not overestimating here) will be very grateful :) Cheers

The Man With No Name Trilogy

Max Messmer there’s no way he’d give the good the bad and the ugly anything but an A+. It’s the perfect spaghetti western.

Hell yeah

I'd give A Fistful of Dollars a B and For A Few Dollars More and The Good the Bad and the Ugly an A+

Your 5 likes sums up this comment nicely.

Joker Resurrected Don't think it was Abe but I do think it was Abe's parents, reason being is that Abe understands sign language but can also speak, which is something that the Merman cannot do.

Ameliè Moen what did you like about the shape of because to me it felt like it was fish porn

Trace Alyea Fish porn? Dude they didn’t even show them having sex.

I thought Westboro didn't allow its crazies on the internet...

Jokes on you, im went full snackbar while praising Amaterasu

Since its foreign language, it'll be awhile before he finds it.

link biff It's not foreign language.

kbg12ila Really? Must be that underground.

i was thiking the same!, the king kong movie did it better

You sir have the best review I've seen yet!

Matthew BR Sims He did this review long before the oscar nominations came in.

Matthew BR Sims abig like for you

+Matthew BR Sims Never forget about the black wahman in a government facility.

Ikr, and a lot of people have no problem with it!?

there is a problem with it guys....a woman who is too horny , couldn't find a man , ends up finding a sea creature with human looking attributes so she fucks him and satisfies her lust ....that's what the movie basically is .

The sexual aspect of the plot really was heavy handed , I mean the film literally starts with her in a bathtub..um... lets say caressing her void

Drastic Gamers TV true but have u noticed that most female commenters find the Fishman sexually arousing? It's weird/scary but it is what it is lol.

Saw it already it was a great movie.

CaveNinjas sorry I don't see movies because of award ceremonies

CaveNinjas Oscars can suck mi balls

CaveNinjas I am ashamed of Hollywood more than ever. First beastiality, then Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein. All of Hollywood is nothing more than a breeding ground for rape and disgusting horrible madness. I will never watch the Oscars ever again.

Hell yea

@Franku Doge Everyone has their opinion.

bro I know I'm three years late but I just watched this, and he turned her into a fish at the end, I laughed for an hour. I came to KZfaq to see if anyone else was as bothered as me. Not A++, stop. Well shot though.

@@KR-ys1io not an A++. An A+++, it's a modern classic.

@@kassiogomes8498 no

How does that change anything?

Your still saying a women falling in love with a goat man is romantic, but a woman falling in love with a fish man is creepy. That’s still odd.

Beauty and the Beast didn't have sex.

True but both films convey a loving relationship between humans and animals in a fairy tale context. So I don’t see why it’s creepy at all. There’s almost no difference.

AlwaysLookCool 729 that is also true. But both films have a very similar concept. A woman falling in love with something that’s not human. I personally don’t see why one is more creepy than the other. But it seems like no one agrees with me so what’s the point?

big mike That's what I first thought when I saw the trailer back in August.

Creature from the Black Lagoon meets E.T.

Other people can take a lesson from them. They do their job- review the movies- and they don;t let personal opinions about other things slip in! They're one of the few critics I feel comfortable watching.

stuckman puts jahns to shame. its not even close.

@Lee, Jahns has said himself that he's not trying to an an in depth movie critiic. He's like a casual movie goer.

It's a stupid movie and you're stupid for liking it

This is ridiculous. All these great movies, and all he can give is A-?!?! Why can’t you just give a solid A like it deserves?!?!

Billonator117 I was thinking how similar to HellBoy Creature. Same director.

MrHuckabst yup, I'm surprised no ones been bringing that up

Ah FlickPick reference

Jacob Sigler ya big fan

Lul

So much nudity and sex, I honestly didn’t see that coming.

Deaucilion same, I was shocked especially when right off they showed her tossing off in the loo