When you're in a repeating the same 5 arguments as "evidence" competition and you realize your opponent is a flat earther video creator

XD

@@Spectrik This goes for pretty much all conspiracy looneys

@@Spectrik When you're in a repeating the same five (one) story as "evidence" and you realize your opponent is a creationist video creator

ez win

Absolutely.

I’d pay to see that vid (if it was reasonable money wise lol)

Hell yea

The waffle house has found its new host

I support that

And 60 feet is not even accurate. Recent studies show that it was 30(or 35 can't remember) maximum

"somewhere between 3 to 9 inches" -my dating bio

​@@user-lx1is9cu6wthat are debunked.

I mean one of their recent encounters was finding 15 thousand year old teeth, which is stretching both the term recent, and the term encounter pretty far too lol.

Even better the story predated the book by almost 60 years, with the book about 60 years old. ✌🏼🤣👍🏼

Not to mention that that story said they saw a shark that was 115 meters long. Nearly 6 times the size of a megalodon

The story is more than a hundred years old, it's from the tail end of fucking WWI.

Yep just down videos on KZfaq

ikr

THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC

I love that idea lol. Experts say the primate was anywhere between two and eight feet long, was it the hum? Who's to say?

"Top ten super 100% true reasons Humans are real... Number 1. We believe this to be photographic evidence of the mythical human, some experts believe it to be somewhere between 20 to 50 fins tall..."

I heard that camels sometimes swim across the ocean, according to the yt channel Casual Geographic. Sharks probably don't know what a camel is and if a shark saw it and went to tell his friends, no one would believe him. (Casual Geographic also mentioned this)

exatly. stonefish have dissuaded me from ever walking in rocky water. genuinely the scariest thing in the ocean imo.

Stonefish are the most evil fish in the ocean. They are the fish that came from Hell. Stonefish? Yeah, no I think you mean Satanfish. The most evil fish in the sea.

I read that they camouflage to be ambush predators, so then why do they need a venom THAT deadly?! It's not like a ton of predators would be interested in eating a ROCK!

@@thomasmurrell9832 exactly. their venom is applied on a pressure basis, making it pretty much useless as a defense against other fish, so it's only useful as a defense against land animals like humans, which is so nonsensical that it feels like they evolved out of spite

@@CHRB-nn6qp may i introduce you to the armored Reef shoes. Dont wanna cut your feet on sharp rocks anyway. Allways get a good pair of protective footwear designed for the reef. And you can walk around as much as you want. Added benefit you want cause as much damage if you step on something

But was it a megalodon he'll no

@@billwark1352 he is being sarcastic.

That wasn't even a Greenland shark. I believe that was a Cow Shark. They're shaped similarly but they can get to be around 26 feet long on the upper end.

@@dylancross1039 I tracked down the original video, it was taken near Japan, near the Mariana trench. That's technically a Pacific Sleeper shark. Very similar, Greenland sharks are actually a species of Sleeper shark, so if you don't know where the video came from, it's easy to misidentify it. Especially since Greenland sharks have been spotted (and identified) as far south as the Caribbean on one occasion.

I don't think ppl can imagine 17-18 ft. I measured out 17 feet and I was baffled at how big a shark that big would be in front of you. So they might just think it's bigger than it is because they have never had it measured out for them.

it's a crabzilla trap

@@mawrak this explains everything, I see everything much more clearly. You are a wise one 😔

I’d sooner believe there’s a living dodo than a living Meg

Could you tell me the name?

@@tigersharktobi1007 I dont remember the name but i saw a video of the guy who has the monkeriot youtube channal react to him

Are you implying the institution is not placed on the back of a megalodon?

Here I am thinking the solid black shark would be called a "great black" and the black with white underside would be called "great gray" or something.

It *would* be really cool but the likelihood of it surviving to adulthood is I’m not a scientist but I’m gonna say low.

It might also have been a barn owl. Those things get around.

@@cheezemonkeyeater lmao true

@@cheezemonkeyeatercould also be a moose

@@elito7023 A moose once bit my sister!

@@elito7023 i hate that this is a possibility in some areas

True

Tyrannosaurus rex is a land animal, and megalodon have an amazing and memorable name unlike livyatan. Also megalodon is an apex predator so thats all the reason why megalodon is so popular

Good luck solider

Lol

Zoophile lol

Say day 1, 2 3 4 5 etc so he knows how long you’ve been doing it

@@Pigeon_Moment appreciated

Yeah, and dolphins get all the credit for being the "good guys", despite the many atrocities they commit.

@@fransthefox9682 Oh and let’s not forget how elephants have been known to throw rocks at people, rampage villages, and basically killing 500 people a year; and yet we still see them as cute and innocent.

@@Diloparker And for some reason, chimps are still considered as "harmless cute vegans" by many people.

@@fransthefox9682 And their scientific name is Pan Troglodyte. Pan is the name of a Greek god of the wild, shepherds, and flocks; and troglodyte refers to a mythical race of cave dwellers. Guess the number one place chimpanzees don’t live.

Same here

Yeah. I mean the pliasaur nicknamed Predator X is far cooler.

There would be undeniable, solid evidence of that instead of grainy and doctored footage, most likely from several different people recording it as well, than this shit if they were alive today. However, they are not and I swear a lot of this "evidence" is just meme fodder at this point.

If that's true, that's more confirming that Megalodon is extinct, by that, we should see even more Megalodon sightings than there are

Imagine a blue eyed leucistic (snow white in colour) great white shark or even any other fish in the wild though. Even more surreal. Whiter than albino too, some albino animals look yellow like snakes for example. I'd like to see both some day.

@@theilluminati682 albino animals have no pigment. Leucism is lack of pigment in some parts of the body. You can't be more white than albino. Albino snakes also aren't yellow. If a snake is "albino" but has yellow, it isn't really albino. Just amelanistic. If it was albino, it wouldn't have any xanthin either

@@yeasstt Ok, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. With leucism you loose multiple types of pigment and with albinism you loose only melanin. You could have done the most simple thing ever and googled 'albino snake'. All the pictures with blue or black eyes that come up are not albinos, google does that a lot. Notice how they still have a pattern? That's because there are other pigments left. And they are, of course, yellow. Now google 'leucistic snake' and they are all snow white with no pattern.

You'll love this then: There is a melanistic squirrel that has a nest on my neighbor's property. It loves to tease the neighbor's dogs by sitting on a branch and eat pinecones while the dogs bark up at it.

Top ten SHOCKING hallucigenia sightings!!!😱😱😱

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