This video checks all of the boxes: - Fan having a weird dream about Jerma - Jerma laughing at car accidents - Jerma making weird noises instead of talking like a normal human being

I still can’t get over the fact that this man duel wields chapsticks

I worked in child care for 4 years and I can confirm what Jerma says about how kids talk to each other is accurate.

Things the aliens understand: - Crossing the unfathomable gulfs of space between stars in vessels that can keep them alive amidst the cold vacuum either for centuries at a time or while travelling near to or faster than the speed of light - Some kind of advanced telescopes or radio signal detection to know that there is life to visit on Earth - Weapons that can level human civilization - Teleportation Things that frighten and confuse the aliens: - Putting inputs into a device to control things - Photography - Video - Refridgeration - Calendars - People using different words for the same concept - Sounds coming out of living things - Shitting - Plants - Rocks

My favorite part of the stream is how chat freaked out more over Jerma double fisting chapstick than his unhinged rant

“Just the act of *shitting* can be so *world changing* and *world ending* “ Jerma: the idealist, philosopher and most of all, a pragmatic man.

Can't get over the fact that jerma thinks a species could Master Interstellar space travel but not understand keeping track of time

jermas little talk-squeal when somebody mentions how fucked it would be to explain horror to an alien is fucking amazing, hes so relieved that somebody else is on the same wavelength as him

Jerma manages to constantly hit that sweet spot between "you sound insane" and "I understand and agree with what you're saying" when he rants

I love how Jerma's idea of an alien is just a demented old person

32:26 I adore the idea of humanity finding alien life and immediately being "oh no... they suck..."

I'll never understand why he thinks aliens are cavemen

"see this non-newtonian fluid?" *holds up a solid*

Ah yes, time for my weekly dose of pure unchained insanity

I played thrillville as a kid. Still felt like an acid trip to this day.

It's interesting that you say the ability to make steel is magic. Apparently some early blacksmiths would put animal bones in their molten iron because they thought it was magic and made the metal stronger, when in reality they were making the metal stronger because adding carbon to iron essentially makes a crude form of steel.

On another planet, lifeform-985 explains to their fellow lifeforms that their basic technologies, such as the flingleshlop, would be considered magic to ailens. "They just wouldn't understand you can just sproink your gingle even though it's so common. Like you ask an ailen to sing and you just glibble and they freak tf out. Their head literally explodes."

Jerma freaking out and screaming about aliens is the first time where I've truly considered whether or not he was on some kind of psychedelic.

I haven't been able to watch a jerma stream in years I was finally able to catch one and was excited to show my Japanese roommate my favorite American streamer when I clicked it he was shouting about bees and aliens and magic

"and then somebody just f--kin' drops a nuke on Planet Fructose" is an underrated part of his unhinged alien rant

Jerma rants are some of the most unique, breathtaking and to be frank, the most absolutely terrifying things to listen to.

I love how jerma held a rock, and called it magic powers.

Such a fever dream of a stream I watched this during the day and it still felt like none of this was real

Jerma talking about what kind of boxer he would be makes me want to see him in the next creator clash

"I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding Water, fire, air and dirt Fucking magnets, how do they work?" -Jerma985, probably

Having an absolutely incalculable amount of thrills won't bring Claus or Hinawa back

he is going to DEVOUR the chapstick

29:22 INSANE STREAMER sees A ROCK for the FIRST TIME, claims it gives him MAGIC POWERS

he is enamored by the beauty of humanity

INSANE streamer BARELY resists the urge to DEVOUR his chapstick IMMEDIATELY after being let out of the psych ward

I love jermas take that if aliens came to our planet THEY would be the ones freaking out about OUR technology

Welcome to a new episode of escaped crazy psycho tries to act like a normal human by playing niche games.

Sometimes I feel like Jerma is an alien.

Jerma with chapsticks: do you see this! Weird. Jerma when he has a rock: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS!? That’s all I understood from this

this stream really set the bar high for the rest of the year.

god I forgot about the "aliens who traveled across the universe don't understand basic science" rant

As a young pre-teen, I sang the theme song of this game out loud in a Pizza Hut once, and the opening of this video immediately made me remember that day again. Only now I'm an adult and I can realize how cringy that actually was. Thanks for the memories, Jeremy.

4:12 That silence. He just found out he can't break all bones on earth. What a psycho

I get what he's going for (perspective is key), but his way of expressing himself is...unique.

I'm glad the "everybody outta the way this is my place I wanna play" made it into the supercut

I haven’t thought about spy kids in years and seeing the intro made all of the memories rush back. Thanks Jerma!

Is this "Chat" in the room with us now?

21:00 this part always sends my sides into orbit and I don't know why.

That bit at the end about aliens is an S teir Jerma rant.

That rant was basically "what if aliens had no technology and had no concept of other beings and how stupid they are" how would then even get in contact with us if they didnt even have basic electronics? I wish i could see what went on in his demented mind

I love how he thinks high fructose corn syrup is the most alien sounding food ingredient name ever

Deranged lunatic plays roller coaster game for kids, instead falls deeper into a well of insanity by arguing that aliens will be shocked at the sight of chapstick

Jerma imitates an alien: *TECHNOLOGICALLY ILLITERATE GRANDFATHER* Nailed it.

I love "real" Jerma. It's hilarious what he's saying but also kind of true. I could enjoy more of duel wield chapstick dex build Jerma.

I love the fact that he says this philosophical stuff and then names the alien planet fructose

I just want to mention that jerma has said he did a stream after taking edibles. I think it was this one

The whole alien meltdown really started with frozen food

I genuinely was terrified when Serial Killer man called out my name.

i fucking SCREAMED when i saw he was playing this. legit one of my favorite games growing up

"Honey come over here, this crazy streamer is killing people again"

10:28 makes me want to see Jerma in the next Creator Clash

jesus 24:11 made me disassociate it’s been YEARS since I saw this weird chihuahua beat-em-up at a friends house, I never remembered the name of the game but this part always stuck out, and now I have to live with the fact that the person who helped me refind it is the SUS GUY himself

Jerma does actually make sense here, the world we live in is insane

I'm pretty sure literally everything he said during that boxing meltdown is illegal and would make people wait in the parking lot outside the building to just beat him up.

Skiso Jerma is my favorite jerma Arc.

HOLY SHIT, I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME WHEN I WAS TINY. I WAS HOPING HE WOULD DO BANDITO CHINCHILLA

Jeremy, please calm down with the chapstick. Nobody needs that much chapstick.

jerma's "we can hold a physical copy of a 'memory'" and the "explain stuff to aliens" are the exact thoughts someone on "CBD" would have

soundtrack slaps harder than most local radio stations

26:12 went there like 8 times just to relive the memory

i love jerma and his story telling. no matter how unhinged it may be or how many chap sticks he has.

Holy shit! This is the game! I've been thinking about this game for a long while now and could never remember the name! I remember this game being very good... But that's what everyone says to games they played as a kid.

This part got pretty wholesome 24:56

DERANGED streamer goes through two tubes of NON NEWTONIAN LIQUID while ranting about ALIENS

24:11 The beginning of one of Jerma’s best moments this year.

All jokes aside, I 100% stand with jerma on the magic shit

I find it so funny how he thinks aliens would be these primitive cavemen even though they figured out intergalactic transportation

I was like "kids aren't like that" and then immediately started remembering moments from my childhood where I said random stuff I knew Also I would 100% support Jerma's boxing career if he started one Also Jerma's take about technology being magic is mindblowing This is now basically a thread for cool stuff I liked from this video

That giant bolded red text FRIENDS is jarring. Seems to be insinuating some scary shit about Sammy.

Jerma, congrats on becoming the earth ambassador to the federation of planets! Now please teach our alien brethren about vore

One of my first ever PC experiences was playing the thrillville beta disk that I got for free when I bought a pack of pokemon cards.. I remember how I actually thought the game looked amazing too. Simpler times..

"how much cbd have you had?" (contemplates) "zero!"

The inner machinations of this mans brain are an enigma

Wow we've actually gotten an edit of a stream that happened this year. The editors must've had a good day in Jerma's editor slave mine

Perhaps Jerma is actually an alien that escaped his home world and still is impressed with our technology

we literally do have magic right now it’s fucking insane

ive spent so many hours on this game back in the day

Reminder the alien rant was from someone asking about ice cream

Funniest part of this stream was that he mistook a pound for a euro

I remember playing this game as a kid, I loved the haunted house ride

Definitely one of the rants of the year, glad it all started because someone said they like to eat ice cream.

What a way to start the year.

Robert and Monty

Thank God now I have a reason to cancel all my Friday night plans

I did not expect this video to turn into an existential rant about aliens

Omg Thrillville is so nostalgic for me. I remember playing it on my PSP all the time when I was 11-14

Jerma and Thrillville have been such a core part of my youth that the blend of them is sublime.

I unironically think he made some good points during the alien rant. If you REEEEEEEEEEEAAAALLLY think about it, it is kinda weird how bees pollinate and plants grow out of the ground, etc. We just tend to view it as "normal" and not think anything of it.

Are we the aliens to aliens?

1:50 Wow Thrillville predicted the No Time game

is he fucking ok

This game was my entire childhood!

a new jerma video, i can't wait

He's both right, and insane.

I love how Jerma's Aliens tell us water isn't water but they also don't know what rocks and knives are