*"Next time ask your boyfriend to warn you before he shoots."* Jesus christ lmaooo

I like how he can be so vulgar yet so professional at the same time-

"tell your damn boyfriend to warn you before he shoots" Something tells me that that is the leading cause for the need of an eye washing.

My mom’s a doctor who’s explained it all to me But when Steve tells me, I remember all the Tips from the ER 🤣

as a kid i got glow stick chemicals in my eye. I didn’t tell anyone and just rubbed my *eyelid* with a towel. that eye often makes a clicking noise and will constantly have issues, yay edit: the eye went half cloudy, hopefully nothing is wrong

I feel like he did this because someone came in because of it and he is now emphasizing it😂😂

"Rip out the fucking eyeball" got me though

"Bodily fluids from your boyfriend." THAT KILLED ME. I'M DECEASED.

Bodely fluids from your boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bodily fluids from your boyfriend lol ok its official you're my kind of Doctor. 😅

I laughed so incredibly hard. The bodily fluids from your boyfriend is accurate 😅 It really does burn..

Love the “happy” ending & how he “rubbed” that joke out! 😂😅😂

When my mom was doing ER rotation in med school she said that there she saw the worst thing she’s seen, even after working 20+ years in high-risk labor and delivery. A little boy had been hanging around his dad and grandpa while they were doing some construction and got instant concrete powder in his eyes. The moisture from his eyes was activating it and they had to put those lenses on his eyes to try and flush it out. She said his screams were the worst she’s ever heard.

Me: *honestly just kind zoning out* Him: "Bodily fluids from your boyfriend-" Me: W h a t? 😃

He just- he's so *calm* while saying this. I can't 😂

*He shoots, He scores*

He keeps mentioning their boyfriends. I'm thinking he's experienced this at least twice 🤔 Edit: removed "ladies"

The Morgan Lens is a contact lens with Morgan Freeman’s voice talking to you nonstop until you take it out

Being called mf by anyone else is an insult but from this guy, it feels like a forehead kiss🥺

I love the way he says "mfer" it cracks me up

“Tips from the E.R” I love that

"Warn your boyfriend before he shoots" I'm dying

He has no chill omg😭😭

I love his agressive informative way to teaching us asjsjshsjjs

Okay.. Just imagine going to the ER and the doctor tells you to be still all of a sudden this guy comes to your mind and you can't stop laughing

Growing up my mums a nurse and I always panic when I get something in my eyes and she would bend me to the sink and I would panic even more thinking she boutta drown me just to remove whatever’s in my eye... eventually I got used to it that I do it myself whenever something got into my eye...

The cyclops thing killed me😂

Yoooo this doctor is WILD 😂

“Bodily fluids from your boyfriend” Me: Wha- OH.

I was playing with eyeliner, and I guess it got into my eye and I kid you not MY ENTIRE EYE turned BLACK looked like something from a freaking horror movie but I washed it out in a panic-😃

He did it ladies and gentlemen, he only swore twice *Give him a round of applause*

Your ER must be fun. I usually get animal bite victims on Tuesdays.

“Tell your damn boyfriend to warn you next time before he shoots”

Him:did ya ever get any thing in your eye that hurts so bad that you wanted to rip of your eye and become a cyclops? Me:* says nothing * Him: Me too friend, me too.

I always find him funny lmao

Stevioe keeo the content comin' . New nurse here.. keep sending out that real school advice and training you dont get in school. We love you man!!@@

It’s your delivery. It’s priceless. Has me laughing every time. You’re great.

My friend had that happen to him. He accidently sprayed sunscreen in his eye

i wish doctor and nurses could talk as stright forward as this guy haha

Omfg, the ending got me. Too fuckin’ funny!!

"Before he 'shoots' ". Ah, greatest thing I heard all day

This is the funniest one so far 😂😂😂😂

*Morgan Lends* Everyone named Morgan: 😊

I wasn’t ready for the end 😂

Some men take "dont shoot till you see the white in her eyes" quite literally...and , That's how you get pinkeye

Me: *Stabs someone* Someone: *Sprays blood* Me: "Warn me next time will ya?" Someone: "S- S. Ssorry." Edit (Some people really dont know what a joke is lmao)

This is why I can't stop watching you LMAO

LOOOOOL the start was brilliant 😂😂

bodely fluids from your boyfriend... hold up-

Imagine having this guy as your bioligy teacher, amazing!

You make life easier friend 🥰

Out of topic but the cyclops emoji is so silly :3

This series makes the qoute "We know a thing or 2 because we've seen a thing or 2." So much better

I love how passive aggressive he is I can’t 😭

Cyclops part killes me 🤣🤣😂😂😂

This man is full of humor big brain he is the ultimate human being

idk guys, he seemed pretty salty and reminiscent at the end-

I wasn’t ready for him to say ‘before he shoots’ 😂😂

Me too friend, me too. -Steveioe

This man is funny and describes everyone’s pain relatably

This man couldn't be any funnier... im dying rn (Edit) no pun intended

I have been binging his short Vids for two hours now.... No regrets 😌

My eye hurts so fucking bad right now but I can't stop laughing lmao

I love watching these with my toddler!

My right eye lens got scratched from a wood chip hitting it. I was too close to a chainsaw. Man, did that suck. They sprayed my eye with a special solution at the ER and I got to play Pirate for a day. Shiver me timbers! 🏴‍☠️ 🦜

This guy🤣🤣🤣 I can’t he just gives you the straight reality of stuff🤣

Something tells me this little fella knows first hand..

I love these videos so much because I am wanting to be a doctor when I can get the application

Why does he give off claptrap vibes from the Borderlands series???😂😂

I love the way you put things! It’s probably the best way to communicate with some patients!🤣

This is the best doctor ever

I felt a phantom eyelash watching this

Lolol this is almost exactly what our science teacher told us about the eye rinse station “it looks like it hurts, but trust me it’ll hurt less than that perfume you got in your eye” that’s usually what she got kids coming in for lolol

I’m amazed at the fact this man LITERALLY made a cyclops emoji

Best doc ever😂

I had to have that done as a kid. My little cousin was playing with my mom's key ring which had a pepper spray on it. He spayed me good too. That was the most painful thing ever!

i teared up when he said, "just hold on, it gets better" 🤧

You just reminded me of the first time I got artificial nails. No I didn't get nail glue in my eyes. I have never been able to grow my nails, so I decided to get some fake nails. And while they weren't dragon lady nails, they were significantly long. That night, when I went to work, the ER was short staffed so I was floated from Ortho, the floor I normally work, to the ER. That night we had 2 people come in complaining of a foreign body in their eye & guess who had to prepare their eye so that the ER physician could examine them. I don't know who was more scared at that moment. Me with about an inch or so of fingernail on each finger, that I'm still trying to figure out how to function with, or the patients having someone with such looong nails manipulating their eyelids in order to apply drops & dye to the afflicted eye. Somehow I managed to get the drops & dye into both patient's eye without gouging them out in the process. And I don't think that either patient was any the wiser about the situation at hand (no pun intended). It turned out to be much easier to accomplish with those long artificial nails that then it was to figure out how to tuck in the sheets while changing the linens on an occupied hospital bed. That in & of it's self was a real adventure in frustration! PS: Morgan Lens??? You youngsters have got it far too easy now days with all these new fangled gadgets!

I just love the emoji that he turned into a cyclops. I wish that was a real emoji now.

You always make my days

Nobody is going to talk about how painful/uncomfortable that sounds 😬

I work with solvents a lot, and get stuff like MEK in my eyes. MEK burns like alcohol and is awfully painful, but the best thing to do is open your eyes. Reason being is MEK dries incredibly fast to air so it’ll actually evaporate off your eyes. You’ll have dry ass eyes after but no more burning.

He's so enthusiastic when It comes to cutting someone or talking about a hospital

HE IS SO FUNNY BRO💀💀

Once where I was young we where shooting fireworks on New Years and I had trouble doing mine and after it shot some sparks got in my eye..I’m fine now but it was pretty scary

Ahh never gets old “Tips from the ER”

This is why he is the best doctor

Love this guy

Once I was like I think 7 and I found my moms perfume and I didn't notice it was pointing at me and I sprayed it twince in my eyes thinking that's what perfume does like 3 seconds later I started screaming and my aunt put *cucumbers* on my eyes.

This resonates with me deeply on many levels

Literally the contact lenses things you were talking about is exactly how I described what I got at the ER to people

He so calm with what he say lol I love it

"Or bodily fluids from you boyfriend" bruh i- 🤣🤣🤣

One time a few years ago, i was trying to glue my fence back together, for some reason 👁👄👁, and i got superglue in my eye... Yea that hurt.. Don’t do that please- 😀👍

Man started cursing😂

🤣🤣🤣 dude I cant even with you

I remember like 4 years ago I was at a store and got red pepper juice in my eyes and holy crap, that shit hurt like hell! But all I did was rub it, eventually leaving it alone, and then to be told I should have been listening to my mom. There’s nothing wrong with my eye but now I’m lowkey scared to even look at pepper. 🌶 🧍‍♀️

I one time got nail polish in my eye- I can explain it in one emoji 🔥

Just watching this video made me tear up

I’ve never gone to the er but I just looove watching this guy