Trump Begs for Immunity from Supreme Court, MyPillow Mike’s Crazy Life Stories & Hostel La Vista!
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3 ай бұрынMarch Madness is ramping up, Trump asked the Supreme Court to grant him “absolute immunity” in the case related to the events of January 6th, he scored five primary wins last night but not as bigly as he was hoping for, a Trumper named Derek Myers who is running for a congressional seat mistakenly sent out a concession email hours before the polls closed, Mike Lindell is not running low on crazy life stories, the United States is not among the 20 happiest countries according to the World Happiness Report, and we head out to Hollywood Blvd for a round of Hostel La Vista!
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@alaskawatchers8045 3 ай бұрын
🎶I owe! I owe!🎶 🎶 It's off to court I go!🎶 🎶 I'll appeal the case and lose again!🎶 🎶I owe! I owe! I owe! I owe!🎶 Trump
@helensmith9943 3 ай бұрын
😀😀😀😀😀
@Soohook 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@curtzobeck7994 3 ай бұрын
Coming to a billboard near you "Isn't it past your jail time" next to a picture of Don the Con.
@kallen868 3 ай бұрын
It's already happened. There's one in Florida.
@curtzobeck7994 3 ай бұрын
@@kallen868 I hope there are hundreds of them around the country. In fact, hopefully many within a few miles of Maralado.... 😂 Kimmel is enjoying living rent free in Donnie's tiny head.
@android12921 3 ай бұрын
@@curtzobeck7994must be too swampy even if rent free
@TerryM-dk3kr 3 ай бұрын
Love that "Don the Con"
@stirlingfletcher7040 3 ай бұрын
@@kallen868Apparently there are 100s all over the Eastern Seaboard. From ME to FL 😂
@brewsnoop 3 ай бұрын
Another great monologue by Jimmy and his writers.
@sugarcookiecube 3 ай бұрын
💙💙💙Jimmy’s writers are on vacation…traitor trump is providing all the material Jimmy needs for his incredible ratings!!!🤣🤣🤣
@puppetmaster3371 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy I love when you drive the orange pumpkin crazy. Keep it up.
@freedomfighter313 2 ай бұрын
"Other people can do bad things FOR U."??? Jimmy......Don't give the orange one IDEAS...!!!!🍊🍊🤷🤷🤨🤨🤣🤣🤣
@Tim_Weaver 3 ай бұрын
"I'll take Elextracution" ⚡ I approve this message 👍
@christinemalone 3 ай бұрын
He could make a fortune by having a raffle for who gets to flip the switch
@kimclarke5018 3 ай бұрын
“The Great White supremacist”. Yup that pretty much sums him up completely.
@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын
" Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" Yeah, it doesn't surprise me that Biden thinks that way
@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын
"Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" It all adds up now
@J.M.-nb4gw 3 ай бұрын
Yep pretty much 😊
@TheKrispyfort 3 ай бұрын
Orange is the New White
@Mark_Brooks 3 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 Hmmm, that delicious bigotry....
@isurvive8251 3 ай бұрын
Yr comment on the Supreme Court is SPOT ON !!! There should b NO reason for them to hear This ABSURD argument !!!
@gilbertstewart8575 3 ай бұрын
True but unfortunately tRump has four best buddies on that farce of a court.
@StarChasershere 3 ай бұрын
tRUMP- "Isn't it past your jail time?!" Is the BEST Orange line ever! A top seller. The likes of which we have never seen before.
@SayAhh 3 ай бұрын
1:47 "electstrocution" Wow, the best words!
@HylianFox3 3 ай бұрын
ELESHTROKYOOSHUN
@dozzer009 3 ай бұрын
@@HylianFox3 😂😂😂
@peterharris38 3 ай бұрын
Yes I'm surprised Jimmy didn't pick that up 😮😮
@markstevenson6635 3 ай бұрын
Electio-cution. Death by election.
@samuelvimes5770 3 ай бұрын
from the best teleprompters !!!! "for the furniture .... and future of our children"
@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy was on fire last night.👏👍
@ke9988 3 ай бұрын
SCOTUS has no business taking this case.
@Swalker20659 3 ай бұрын
I’m confused. If he is rich why does he need money? If he didn’t do anything wrong on January 6th why does he need immunity?
@GordonHowdyDoody 3 ай бұрын
He wants to cover all bases. talking points and victim ❤😢
@lindabruce4899 3 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@tedtamada 3 ай бұрын
And if he’s so innocent why does he keep trying to delay his trials?
@jcoopes5604 3 ай бұрын
Delay, deny, deflect! It’s all a facade also!
@peterlongprong7521 3 ай бұрын
I don't know either - it seems like ever since 2016 - the Earth has shifted into an alternate dimension.
@walterfristoe4643 3 ай бұрын
If you're happy and you know it vote for Joe! 🤣
@mariegarside8830 3 ай бұрын
😊 happy 😊
@SC-su6cn 3 ай бұрын
JUSTICE MATTERS!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@nanettesnowden6513 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy, can you please bring back "This week in Covid History" so ppl can remember how much "better" we all were 4 years ago!!! 🤞🤞🤞
@deborahmillette 3 ай бұрын
I lost 5 family members to COVID19 in 2020 including a sibling.
@kylermiles495 3 ай бұрын
Ain't that the truth?! We definitely don't need tRump in the White House ever again in our American history! He's just too much (of nothing)!
@elkhair7 3 ай бұрын
Electoral college and pardons need to go away.
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
Amen!
@karenmbbaxter 3 ай бұрын
Someone else said The My pillow guy should make a My straight jacket.
@zzzT. 3 ай бұрын
😂
@kanditraxel 3 ай бұрын
Oh, what a great idea! They could be red, and they could print "MAGA" on them, and then every dangerous lunatic in the GOP could wear them with pride!!!! I'd personally buy one for MTG!
@helensmith9943 3 ай бұрын
Good one!😀
@angelestorres6334 3 ай бұрын
the My Orange Jumpsuit guy 🤣🤣🤣
@numbskulldiecastracing 3 ай бұрын
Well done Jimmy Kimmel.
@JF-cn3cz 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy is such a great late show comedian and news informant. I've loved watching him throughout the years and he's only gotten better
@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 ай бұрын
I agree last night Jimmy was on fire.👏
@teresakullstrom3748 3 ай бұрын
As a Finn I’d like to say: Kiitos Jimmy. 🥳
@Naomi.Nora.Saclet 3 ай бұрын
Torille😉
@rayomies 3 ай бұрын
Already here at Tori waiting for you...hurry up 😉@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet
@lemonielala3080 3 ай бұрын
@@Naomi.Nora.Saclet noniiin, etsinkin tätä kommenttia 😂😂😂😂🇫🇮
@teknoaija1762 3 ай бұрын
Laittelin jo peeärrää suomelle kommentissani.Suomi on maailman ykkönen.
@tylerhackner9731 3 ай бұрын
He thinks he has the right to be a criminal
@sandyleewhite 3 ай бұрын
And so does everyone who supports him!!!
@TheKrispyfort 3 ай бұрын
Not in Australia. Which is why they have no Trump Casino, allegedly (in Fact Boi we trust) Supposedly the australian police put the brakes on trump opening a casina due to obvious ties to organised crime - apparently Probably why he doesn't holiday in australia
@USAscotlanddangernwocoup 3 ай бұрын
Nwo controls, it is new world order, i was there that is how i know.
@nounverbnoun 3 ай бұрын
As a wealthy American he does. Based on his lived experience, he has every reason to believe this.
@yellowbox9912 3 ай бұрын
The Habius Trumpus, in it’s natural inviroment, the court room
@scotts5308 3 ай бұрын
Old sparky and Trump, a match made in heaven.
@kevyak 3 ай бұрын
With dry sponge 😂
@thebalomaibrothers8624 3 ай бұрын
Yes’ plastic shredder
@sherrypatovirta2325 3 ай бұрын
Let's go FINLAND , HI TO MY FAMILY IN HELSINKI OOOPS forgot to say...HEY JIMMY love from Canada and Finland
@misst1078 3 ай бұрын
I love Jimmy. He holds no punches.
@Leonaza7 3 ай бұрын
Why would you need immunity if you have done nothing wrong?
@israelcm7246 3 ай бұрын
Criminals and guilty people need immunity, and Trump is one all day long.
@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын
Because there is mass corruption
@tuyenle8107 3 ай бұрын
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Shea2432 3 ай бұрын
@Leonaza7, Hey you're the girl who was killing, & coming through with those awesome comments tonight on Brian Tyler Cohen. Your comments are the best!! I LOVE them!! You speak the HONEST TRUTH!! Thank You!! 🗣 💯 💙💙
@Shea2432 3 ай бұрын
@@tuyenle8107, Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 🤣🤣
@visariosorino8034 3 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️👍
@Nikabrown2020 3 ай бұрын
Love ya, Jimmy, keep up the trumpet playing, that’s your very finest bit. From England, with thanks 🙏😁🐕🦺🐕🌻
@miguelbarradas9858 3 ай бұрын
I never seen nothing like this, if it whose me or another normal citizen, we would be in prison on day one, nobody’s is above the law
@swdetroitsfinest4628 3 ай бұрын
How do you figure Biden ain't in jail for his crimes so I guess the dems are above the law🤷
@davesky538 3 ай бұрын
Kimmel please don't quit! We love you because you make comedy from truth! Thank you! America needs you more than ever in these challenging years ahead.
@thenlightn1 3 ай бұрын
He does such a great job every night. So does Colbert and Seth Meyers. For them Trump is the grift that keeps on giving.
@iansa53 3 ай бұрын
Really!!❤️
@brandonparrish5787 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MrReymoclif714 3 ай бұрын
Myers for Ohio? Who are these guys?
@lprofessor9948 2 ай бұрын
Excellent. Yes we need Jimmy to make us laugh.. or we would all be insane with the nonsense from trump
@jochenretter 3 ай бұрын
No shark will ever bite him, these ceratures have dignity.
@LethalSaliva 3 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@andrenoneofyourbusiness3881 3 ай бұрын
It's insane that the president can overrule the verdict handed down to a convict by a jury of their peers. This is the most ridiculous rule of American law.
@ronk9830 3 ай бұрын
Disrespectful to jury members at its highest level.
@markcherry4294 3 ай бұрын
america was mostly run by gangs of thugs and criminals thus the president the head of the gang has to have the pardon in order to achieve thier goals and it is all perfectly leagle INsanity does not have to make sense !!
@terrygoyan3022 3 ай бұрын
Most presidents use pardons to right people that have been wronged by the justice system. Trump of course used it to release criminals that have committed crimes for his benefit! He is a cancer on our society.
@JohnWerner-te5zy 3 ай бұрын
Pardon?
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 ай бұрын
Trump is such a whiny little baby. How can anyone think he's a tough guy?
@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын
Qassem Soleimani disagrees
@8arrows 3 ай бұрын
He wears make up. Need I say more?
@Something-there-there 3 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93 by that reasoning then Obama is tougher than Trump...
@thepolarphantasm2319 3 ай бұрын
Trump isn't just weak, he's the weakest person alive
@rcpilot179 3 ай бұрын
Other whiny babies love him 💕
@SpaceForceCommander 3 ай бұрын
“Finland, Finland, Finland, the country where I want to be” - Monty Python was on to it decades ago.
@MaxTravels45 3 ай бұрын
No one is stopping you. Bye bye! Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!
@lukatts 3 ай бұрын
Ha ha they didn't want to be in Finland really.
@paulaturpeinen6612 3 ай бұрын
Welcome ❤
@TheJohn93226 3 ай бұрын
Awesome show and I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes! 😂😂💪💙
@tonip879 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy said congratulations in Finnish (Onnittelut), and i salute him
@riikkaalanen3429 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for congratulating us Finns - and in Finnish, too! Wow. 😆😆😆❤️
@sheilaboston7051 3 ай бұрын
Many are often jealous of Nordic countries, mostly, it seems, because the people are looked after. A lot of Americans don't seem to understand that if they pay more tax, then more things can be 'free'. I'm pretty happy too, my country came in at #10 🙃
@janefreeman995 3 ай бұрын
We end up paying more in premiums and fees than they do in taxes and have far less to show for it. I feel that these countries gave been through so much that when the world wars were over their governing matured to take care of one another.
@pipetluvsjaws 3 ай бұрын
Why hasn't anyone told Trump to call JG Wentworth 877 cash now 🎶🎵🎶
@stevehensley5096 3 ай бұрын
Because that's for people that have annuities and structured settlements and other payment streams.
@wetrucken1689 3 ай бұрын
Hahahahahaaha 😂❤
@QDWhite 3 ай бұрын
🎶I defrauded New York and I need cash now 🎶
@angelestorres6334 3 ай бұрын
Do YOU or a fellow loved-one have more than 80 pending indictments ? We can help !! 📞
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
JGW isnt that stupid!
@MikeyFig 3 ай бұрын
That Myers guy NEVER blinked while repeating his memorized speach
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
Ohio was invaded by "The Body Snatchers" a generation ago.
@cindyjones8284 3 ай бұрын
Keeps saying this has never happened to a president before. Thank God we haven’t put pure thugs, liars, rapists, frauds… in office before. He’s not being singled out. No one is just interfering with the election or any of his rights. He’s gotten away with so much it needs to stop!!!
@Hil830 3 ай бұрын
I’m in England and when my teacher said “Donald Trump” we all bursted out laughing 😂 cuz if u didn’t know Trump=fart so we are like “Donald Fart”😂
@adeltawfeek4847 3 ай бұрын
Even the shark will say " pls select electrocution" 😂
@angelestorres6334 3 ай бұрын
I'm fairly sure tRump's washed-off orange spray-on tan would act as a repelant
@lindaandsteffi 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Shea2432 3 ай бұрын
Lindell, & Trump both need to seek help!! But, I doubt anyone could even help them.
@aa-tx7th 3 ай бұрын
no cause they dont deserve it
@davidgoosen1633 3 ай бұрын
They're not Young, help is on its way for both of those
@DissectGibberish 3 ай бұрын
Trump needs JAIL TIME, so that he can figure out that even his actions have consequences.
@pjmiller8632 3 ай бұрын
Maybe in prison. They can't afford to pay for help. 😂
@Shea2432 3 ай бұрын
@@DissectGibberish, Trust me, I agree. He needs to be held accountable for once. Trump 2024 FOREVER in PRISON!! 💯
@jamesowensii2562 3 ай бұрын
Slovenia is beautiful. I was happy during my visit in 2003, amid our little operation... Shock and Awe. 😂
@herbertholzbauer7628 3 ай бұрын
Kimmel writers out did themselves with this bit. You did not, NOT shock the world, however, simply because we KNOW HOW AWESOME YOUR CALLBACKS ARE!! Like sharks, you never stop circling. 😂 You killed it, it was a "bloodbath." THANKS!❤
@paulopheim4224 3 ай бұрын
Once again Lindell broke my BS-o-Meter
@jfu5222 3 ай бұрын
Did you try turning it off then on again?
@paulopheim4224 3 ай бұрын
@@jfu5222 lol, circuit gets blown
@jodyfulford8215 3 ай бұрын
Just a product of TDS...poor Mikey 😢
@brianchase9251 3 ай бұрын
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
@wfvqrvta 3 ай бұрын
agree, i'm a republican , im a independent now..
@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын
Digging a hole? The supporters are the most loyal in GOP history. That's called improvement
@artgreig7069 3 ай бұрын
Same, used to be a GOP, back in 2000,
@GordonHowdyDoody 3 ай бұрын
I like three party system. One always lame duck. At present it would isolate the isolationist. As for house and Congress a laugh when in need of reality check . ❤"Time Warp". Sweet!❤ 😊 I Love You Just The Way You Are 😮 " I Hate Myself For Loving You " (Joan Jett )
@ejkk9513 3 ай бұрын
@Conservadouche93 See that's the problem. Being loyal doesn't win elections. He barely won in 2016, and his cult has lost every competitive race since. So... I ask, is it an improvement? Loyalty means nothing when you suck at winning elections. Remember when Reagan won two landslide elections? That's never happening again.
@janusatthegate6201 3 ай бұрын
Pardons on demand sound VERY illegal.
@conormadigan7829 3 ай бұрын
Weird. Seems to be a strong correlation between best educated and happiest countries.
@Opus313 3 ай бұрын
With Donnie unable to find a legal way to put up his bond, it's guaranteed he's trying to find a criminal way...
@deniseandrews113 3 ай бұрын
Russia, are you listening??👀
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 3 ай бұрын
I'm surprised Putin hasn't already given it to him.
@thegames-bd6mh 3 ай бұрын
He only posted his last one for the E Jean Carrol settlement after he met with Viktor Orban. This one is 5x that amount
@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 3 ай бұрын
they are still likely trying to figure out how to get it to him. Likely through a third party "donation" @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@NewMessage 3 ай бұрын
...and how he puts up the money will end up bringing a slew of new charges, completely surprising Donnie, who had 'nothing but innocent intentions, and is just more proof of a witch hunt'... I guarantee it.
@Columbiastargazer 3 ай бұрын
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@anthonylucero6650 3 ай бұрын
TDS
@tuyenle8107 3 ай бұрын
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@smiller2044 3 ай бұрын
@Columbiastargazer *soooo true*
@bicivelo 3 ай бұрын
Damn. Well stated.
@darlinearmendrez213 3 ай бұрын
Thanks Jimmy you take some of the stress away for awhile. So glad you make Trump mad. He might make it to electric shair.
@marieann5463 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel has the best late night show on TV. He's the best. 😅
@trinidadinternational 3 ай бұрын
That "Hostel la Vista" game was terrific! I used to stay in hostels and met many fun travelers like Veronica and Jorge.
@edge918 3 ай бұрын
he actually did advise the American people to drink bleach. Many ended up in the emergency room 4 years ago. It was terrible 😞
@olivasaz 3 ай бұрын
It was a good start! Hopefully if there is another pandemic he will encourage them to try again!
@katl6426 3 ай бұрын
Mind you, you've got to wonder about the intelligence of someone who'd actually try it! I mean, we all grew up knowing not to drink bleach
@thingamabob3902 3 ай бұрын
@@katl6426 a normal person would not have taken the cool aid from Jim Jones as well, but as cults go .....
@larryc6735 3 ай бұрын
Garbage Show spreads hate
@gilbertjacobs3705 3 ай бұрын
@@katl6426 yet there was a youth "tidepod" challenge a few years ago
@stefanhall3219 3 ай бұрын
The Finns are amazing people! My Finnish neighbor used to cut my grass when it got too tall unasked! He was just doing me a favor. He was very,very quiet and just an exemplarary human being!
@judeirwin2222 3 ай бұрын
Exemplary.
@davekostka7151 3 ай бұрын
I am Eastern European and part Swedish/ I will visit there and eat well. We all need to be better. Getting rid of trump will help that.
@tonip879 3 ай бұрын
Your comment really touched me, cuz i'm Finnish and i often cut the grass of the old lady next door. Thank you🥲
@stefanhall3219 3 ай бұрын
@tonip879 Yeah! Every time I would come home and find him doing this,then I would plead with him not to! He would just nod his head, but it didn't change things. The grass would grow and every week he would beat me to it. I would also catch him fixing little things around the house that I had ignored. All the time he was super reserved. He hardly ever spoke. In the end I was ashamed of myself. I discussed the situation with another friend of mine and he explained to me that this was normal Finnish behavior and nothing was unusual about it. However it was so different from Americans!
@Finnec123 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelmega7786Get rid of your guns and 'stand your ground' first!
@jimmyispromo 3 ай бұрын
Jorge and Veronica should just share the room haha
@humanhelvete 3 ай бұрын
This is officially my favorite Jimmy monologue! 💙
@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy was on fire 👏👍.
@ferkdizzle 3 ай бұрын
Lock him up!
@NewMessage 3 ай бұрын
The whole world knowing what a broke deadbeat Donnie really is has got to be the most devastating outcome Donnie could have suffered. Believe me, he hates being known for what he really is way more than he would have hated actual jail time. And the icing on the cake? He did it all to himself.
@JasonHammond93 3 ай бұрын
He broke cuz they cheat
@6UAXINIM9 3 ай бұрын
@@JasonHammond93suuuuuuure they do, buddy, suuuuuuure they do...
@GordonHowdyDoody 3 ай бұрын
Perfect delivery , send to House and Congress .😂 🤔 " True Colors " "Cyndi Lauper" 😮 He Walked On Water. ( Randy Travis)
@J.M.-nb4gw 3 ай бұрын
Well said and spot on 👍
@FreeAmericanCats 3 ай бұрын
Dump Trump: Reason over Treason! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@crobinso2010 3 ай бұрын
Tip from a friendly Canadian: You can't have "government accountability" if your head of state can't be held accountable.
@shondriagreen1141 3 ай бұрын
I specifically remember Dump calling for others to be locked up, even Joe Biden 😵💫
@williamtaylor6490 3 ай бұрын
And Joe the President said you 1st mister Pumpkin
@Gardens_of_Vanha_Talo_Soumi 3 ай бұрын
Greetings from Finland! Onnittelut Suomi! 😄
@user-ie2fd8nt1o 3 ай бұрын
Just keep taking the forest floors
@bilo6832 3 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for the intern that had to watch hours of Mike pillow to find clips of him saying “shock the world”.
@flowertrue 3 ай бұрын
hope they got a bonus or something or at least a day off to go drink!
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
Laughs! That intern is now located in an "Red Zone Insane ASYLUM ".
@CJScrol 3 ай бұрын
“Happiness” is a state of mind.
@maggletooth 3 ай бұрын
jimmy has ALL THE BEST PEOPLE watching and writing for him! great night!
@ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide 3 ай бұрын
Good to know...We should electricute? His words, his request!!
@MISTERLeSkid 3 ай бұрын
I hate to be picky but Jimmy was incorrect when he told Jorge that "lakers" are not ships! On the great lakes, "lakers" are a type and size of cargo ship that can navigate the various locks and canals to move freight from the midwest all the way down the St Lawrence seaway.
@billiam7765 3 ай бұрын
You the best Jimmy, thank you!❤❤❤
@mhe8545 3 ай бұрын
Finland is a wonderful place. Great people. Beautiful country.
@user-ig8tx3bv4k 3 ай бұрын
He has to be held accountable !
@swdetroitsfinest4628 3 ай бұрын
Then Biden should be held accountable correct?
@user-eh4jv6xw4l 3 ай бұрын
A president should not ever have that kind of power, period. It is sickening.
@isabellawong8744 3 ай бұрын
Malania is having emergency meeting with her lawyer
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 3 ай бұрын
Melania has already left. It was her doyble next to trump.
@noldo3837 3 ай бұрын
I wonder if Trump is looking into the papers if he can still return the mail-order bride and get all money back.
@samuelvimes5770 3 ай бұрын
for an emergency book deal
@angelestorres6334 3 ай бұрын
Melania's divorce lawyer is on speed-dial 😂😂😂
@angelestorres6334 3 ай бұрын
@@noldo3837 Slovenia says NO REFUNDS 😅
@user-tu8vd5wd5c 3 ай бұрын
I love Jimmy glowing hearts as he always shines ✨️ ❤💯🙏👏😂
@talivato 3 ай бұрын
"elextricution" lol
@freetimebandit 3 ай бұрын
ELECSTRICUTION...LOL that's a new word!!!
@user-kj4rb2he2h 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel was born for this!!!!!!.
@ejjunkins9740 3 ай бұрын
Except 45 was charging $2 million per pardon
@a-a-ron6822 3 ай бұрын
I thought it was 5 mill? Kodiak black had to give 5 for his
@8arrows 3 ай бұрын
And Rudy was the middle man.
@MFTgal 3 ай бұрын
Jared Kushner processed the pardons. Trump signed. Follow the $$$$$
@peacheswilliams4539 3 ай бұрын
That's WHY he didn't PARDON those Jan 6th rioters before he left office..they didn't have 2 million per pardon to give.....
@ginadelsasso288 3 ай бұрын
Facts
@TonyGriffin-zd7sv 3 ай бұрын
Thank goodness you brought this up! Truly, investing has changed my perspective on how one can succeed in life; working multiple jobs isn't the optimal way to attain financial freedom and unfortunately, we discover this later in life. Currently earn as much as 10 grand weekly and this has improved my financial life. Great piece!
@DongaiTmorten 3 ай бұрын
Wow, congratulations on your impressive investment success! Your discipline and focus on delayed gratification is truly inspiring. I'm curious, what are some of the key factors that you consider when making investment decisions? Do you have any tips for those of us who are just starting to dip our toes into the world of investing? Thanks for sharing your story!
@TonyGriffin-zd7sv 3 ай бұрын
She's OLIVIA SULLIVAN FINANCIALS
@hanzo-dr7wi 3 ай бұрын
she's a known advisor. I actually did look her up curiously and went through her credentials on her webbsite... Top-notch! I wrote her an email, hopefully she's accepting new intakes.
@SmithCollins-xd9ho 3 ай бұрын
She's definitely going to help you. All you have to do is look up her full name and reach out to her on her webbsite...
@user-mu2hr1by3g 3 ай бұрын
She's definitely going to help you. All you have to do is look up her full name and reach out to her on her webbsite...
@mjg239 21 күн бұрын
Thank you for keeping Hostel La Vista alive! Been watching it for 10 years. Love it, keep it going!
@handzproductionz6361 3 ай бұрын
YO !!! He said if you think MELANIA hates him NOW wait til HE'S Broke !!! 😂😂😂😂
@swdetroitsfinest4628 3 ай бұрын
And if you believe trump is broke your just as delusional as the rest of the dems
@JanellMeng-tm7xo 3 ай бұрын
😂
@zeldasmith6154 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy is so good. It's a relief after being out in the normal world with people who talk loud, say stupid things, smoke cigarettes, and wear MAGA hats. One guy's hat hadn't been laundered since he bought it and he had dirty fingernails. He will not be invited to Mar-a-Lago to dine with his hero.
@samuelvimes5770 3 ай бұрын
depends on how much he is willing to pay for that dinner
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
Laughs! Walking Dead "Cultists" Lol.
@rock-n-rollfoodie 3 ай бұрын
Okay Jimmy … I love your show. It is the best. Your laugh and quick-witted intelligence is like none other. Stay cool! Vote blue 💙 people the alternative is scary AF.
@snoobins4623 3 ай бұрын
Correction: Akshually that's a seismograph, Richter scale is the measure of magnitude
@byronkennedy7203 3 ай бұрын
Trump's shark/electricutian speech is even weirder than Herschel Walker's vampire/werewolf speech.
@Acadia26 3 ай бұрын
One of the things the world is shocked about is that a person like Lindell still has an audience to speak to.
@donnawalker1138 3 ай бұрын
I don’t watch Lindell or Tucks or Hannity. It’s so ridiculous!
@donnawalker1138 3 ай бұрын
I don’t watch Oz either.
@lindaowens933 3 ай бұрын
Jimmy i love it that you are getting under drumbys skin and livi g rent free in his head
@debblanch5977 3 ай бұрын
I'm Australian. When i was a kid I badly wanted to be an American because of Disney, Kennedy, Hollywood ... Now i wake up everyday thanking whoever that i am Australian and live near the bottom of the world. It's good to have so much distance between us and the madness.
@giovanniperretta-lopes874 3 ай бұрын
pure gold jimmy
@tillwesenberg1178 3 ай бұрын
Greetings from Germany. We may not be as "happy" as you, but we're definitely not as stupid! 😄
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
You guys let your "Facist" experiment go to far. That wont happen here. At least Germany learned and forever is on the lookout for any signs of "Facism" again /Salute
@MrBENTON78 3 ай бұрын
I saw how the Fascists are rising up in Germany too. Some blond woman supporting the fascists. We all have to put a stop to the Dictator wannabes. Most of us in America won't be happy until Trump is in Prison.
@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 ай бұрын
😀😉
@markcherry4294 3 ай бұрын
Not so fast my German friend I seem to remember a time when your country followed a leader off a cliff Like a bunch of lemmings can you guess his name ?? can you?
@sadiestoltzfus9798 3 ай бұрын
@@markcherry4294 Don't blame a whole nationality of people for one bad egg that wasn't even German. No name happened to be from Austria.
@sofiabello273 3 ай бұрын
DT just goes up to podium like “what should I talk about today?”
@dianep6791 3 ай бұрын
It rambles incoherently and calls them speeches. When It curses, the Maga crowd goes wild.😢😢😢
@sofiabello273 3 ай бұрын
@@dianep6791 😂😂😂
@user-yr8wh2nv5s 3 ай бұрын
I love Jimmy.
@r.1599 3 ай бұрын
Iceland is a happier place than the US, and it's currently dealing with destructive volcanic eruptions.
@thepolarphantasm2319 3 ай бұрын
You know why they're happy? Trump's an ocean away from them and there's no way he remembers which one is Greenland and which is Iceland
@kriskabin 3 ай бұрын
Iceland values & respects women, too. * When women are happy, everyone's happy!
@davidlundquist1979 3 ай бұрын
To be fair, we have active volcanoes too. Though that's mainly just in Hawaii, which probably IS one of the happiest states, now that the whole human sacrifice thing is behind them...
@fsimguru 3 ай бұрын
Just got back from Iceland yesterday. Never slept so peacefully in my life.
@thepolarphantasm2319 3 ай бұрын
@@davidlundquist1979 Iceland has Bjork. North America has Dollar Store Bjork (aka Grimes) Iceland wins, easily 😂
@lashendawest7509 3 ай бұрын
We love your show jimmy kimmel
@valshowers346 3 ай бұрын
Thank you Jimmy!
@sharonwilson1059 3 ай бұрын
If you’re on top of a battery you’re going down to the bottom, that makes no sense to say you’re on a battery why would you be on a battery?
@ThatDamnTaurus 3 ай бұрын
That's just funny.I hope we get all the madness out. So we don't have none left for November.
@Erin.56 3 ай бұрын
Get all the madness out in March so we don’t have to deal with it in November. Yes great line
@terminallyelleofficial 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant as always 👌
@veronicastewart1112 3 ай бұрын
I'll be shocked if Mike ever comes up with one shred of REAL evidence.
@WestOfEarth 3 ай бұрын
Notice how that Ohio candidate for representative didn't blink once. Not once. What a psychopath
@tnt01 3 ай бұрын
I know right. Creepy.
@ceciledelaney5174 3 ай бұрын
Noticed that!! Weird!
@michaeldpa1333 3 ай бұрын
I always though Western PA was backwards. Ohio takes the cake. Evangelical "Stupid"!
@thiloreichelt4199 3 ай бұрын
Are you sure he is even human? His voice sounded like an endless loop. played at twice the speed.
@danielgregory3295 3 ай бұрын
And there was no "congressman-elect"...(it was a primary!)
@steveanquetil501 3 ай бұрын
A former president, won't be getting any sleep tonight! $464M due Monday.
@ninabenavides4854 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@davidmacphee3549 3 ай бұрын
"The check is in the mail"
@Zalzany 3 ай бұрын
@@davidmacphee3549 Yeah I don't think Putin is gonna follow threw with it neither is China, they just told him so he would stop groveling to them... Sure Putin will be like "oh yeah you never lifted the sanctions on my country my bad that was one you jobs remember?"
@DissectGibberish 3 ай бұрын
@@davidmacphee3549 NOBODY will believe Trump if he says that, he's lied far too many times.
@angelestorres6334 3 ай бұрын
tRump : "Maybe I can write them an I.O.U. (the biglyest in history) ? , Ooh ! … smart."
@taratownsend6408 3 ай бұрын
I wouldn't trust that Myers person to take the rubbish out.
@user-zo2vw2oe9y 3 ай бұрын
Nice treat for the students, Jimmy. I love watching Hostel la vista. Can you doit again?
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