It's really gross that people date at all. Dating = breeding = suffering followed by death. Zero people = zero problems = stop breeding The thing most celebrated as the thing that makes us human...having a family...is literally the root cause of every bad thing lol... It takes a real scum bag to date - and an even bigger one to breed.

@Jacob Ben Afia Those who are born will suffer and die. Those who were never born - will never be bothered by anything. Facts are facts

@Jacob Ben Afia It's known as the truth... Putting a lable on the truth and calling it a "position" makes it sound like an opinion... That's dishonest. I refer to myself as a human - not an "antinatalist" I am just a human - one of the few who speak truth. My only position is honesty.

@Jacob Ben Afia I never knew that was a thing. I'm single and childfree because it just seemed easier. Although hope to fall in love again.

... Go and volunteer at a nursing home and spend the last 48 hours of someones life with them. Do it a few times - not just once - so that you get a better idea of the variety of tortures that await us. Keep in mind that dying at an old folks home is the BEST case scenario lol... As they are dying - don't walk away. Do not avert your eyes from THEIR eyes. Keep a fixed gaze and recognize what you are seeing is your own future and your own fate.... Then visualize the faces of YOUR OWN CHILDREN on the faces of these dying strangers...then at last...remind yourself that they will feel this pain....this fear....this agony - because you chose for them to. Dying is not as peaceful as most humans are brainwashed into believing... Go and see it for yourself. And don't leave the room to "get some air" ....don't be a coward...stay and watch it closely. Look onto their eyes deeply and FEEL what they feel as closely as possible... - Then recognize that WE are the harbingers of doom... ...

I'm 34, and this hit me like a Mack truck!

@bangmeister2012 try not to over analyze or overthink it. get the laugh then get out. also, you can most of the time tell what type of set the comedian is having with the first couple of jokes, so when it starts going to that rabbit hole just click out.

Lmao I'm glad, or else you'd be a psychopath

I think thats the point though....also there isnt 1 good comdedian that is happy lol promise you.

Merkin 101 joe Rogan?

Dan Potato keywords “good comedian”

I actually do feel it.

Yes I Am LOL. As a former animal shelter director... oh my goodness!

He's talking to us like we can't speak English.

Dog: Yea man I think I can do better.

@Pernell13489 former director? What you do? They gave you the boot bc you can’t be trusted either?

I thought he was gonna say they would rather put the dog down then letting him adopt it.

Oh ma god he does!!

haha I think he looks las if he could easily pass for Matthew McConaughey's slightly older, less famous, and after seeing his bit slightly less funny estranged brother. I didn't find his set to be more sobering than funny

Maybe a caricature, the real Caesar had a very wide head.

Like he said himself, he's not hot, he's handsome

@@pearz420 and greek and shorter and darker

Rant Therapist ehhhh I feel like it’s just his role. Most comedians play off what people might assume

he is getting re-married soon, he just got engaged.

@@nmpete3365 exactly. It's his shtick

He's married with a baby now.

I will find him and hug him after his next divorce. Think positive.@@blackbetty476

it really isnt. Dogs are life.

Its actually really great. plenty of ME time.

same...I dont really get why people would be upset by it.

Crap I'm about to be 33 and haven't dated in like 4 years out of laziness and apathy.

@@boot2themoon wait until after you're 35. You really will not give a crap then. My late 30's was an eye opener and I felt so free and lifted. Men shouldn't have to worry about finding a "partner"...let women do that. Sadly, these days men have been indoctrinated into this fantasy too, instead of living their lifes.

...finish a sentence. There, I did it for you ;)

Yes, a quiet dark akwardness. Keys to a successful career in comedy and acting.

Unless you are a rich man. At 40 y/o I have an easier time dating 20 y/o women than when I was 20. Dating is so easy if you’re rich, like shooting fish in a barrel.

Damn that’s too real

@@David-fw4ly 😂 you’re capping

@@swimfan752 Thank you. I'm glad you took my reality for such a long shot you thought I was lying. You must be young, how old are you? Do you not believe that rich older men can attract young prettier women? Just level yourself up and you'd be surprised at how much easier it is when you are high value.

@@David-fw4ly yeah but it’s not real, staying in your age range optimizes ur chances of finding real love. 20 year old women are just looking for money, fun, and attention. But kudos to you! Just keep rotating them as they age out 🤣 - a 26 yr old woman

Hahahahaha लवलि

@@nikhilsharma-xy7kr gay

@@nikhilsharma-xy7kr You can give it to my mother; She will politely refuse the Asian bullshit.

@@peapopeayou play genshin impact 💀

@@CallMeDockett used to like 3 years ago

I read this. Saw the video. Now I too am this.

Oh my gosh! Your username is my username, too.

Then that means you are pathetic

@@torachan23 shut up

dude, getting older is exactly like that in a lot of ways. like, especially if you're not successful in your career, either. You see yourself headed to what your younger self thought was essentially the worst possible way to end up. But you find a great sense of humor in it and it turns out, it's really not that bad. That you for coming to my TED talk? idk

Yes indeed, that says a lot about my hermit like existence. 😃

It’s always such a nice surprise to find genuinely caring and honest people. Fortunately, there are quite a few of them out there.

@@samcha9448 they are outnumbered by narcissists claiming their souls.

A lot of good, intelligent people aren’t exactly extroverts by nature regardless and some of the most intelligent due to the way they have to live their lives literally practically don’t date.

Also though with age comes more life experience, which often means more baggage. People start to get worn out

Too much day drinking

This was just as funny as the set tbh

I think he's actually significantly better looking than Seth. But I get the point of your joke.

at least he's funny now

How did Seth Meyers even get a show. That guy is the opposite of funny.

Exactly! That's the biggest factor. You can work with and get through the rest of life's challenges just a little easier with a kind spouse. But an a*hole makes everything more difficult.

Where is the kind and generous humans warehouse please?

Great advice. Key word here is "innately". Everyone can be kind, and everyone can be an asshole.

Find someone who you can truly be yourself with. Someone you can be absolutely honest with and have unrivaled integrity. Hiding who you truly are leads to failure.

I have a much better piece of advice: Only marry someone phenomenally wealthy.

Fredo McConaughey

be a lot cooler if he did

Lol ok!

Sterotypicaly random 😂

Lmao literally just thought of the same key and peele skit

@Jeff B Lol I thought about that sketch too

and then the dark haired men when he mentioned "the jews"?!

I was listening to the clip the second time and right at the time he got that part I read your comment. Felt like it was my destiny as if I was at the right place at the right time.

kggregorie More famous than Hannibal Buress.

@@Koudey you right. Loved Hannibal initially but his comedy since he blew up has just seemed lazy. I saw Andy Haynes perform with Rory Scovel like 8-9 years ago and I thought they'd both be huge by now.

Not the place buddy

If you build it! They will come!

It's been a month, have you found "the one" on tinder?

Yeah this ain't it chief

I think I speak for all these swinging richards on this! Tinder is for quick hookups bro! Nothing serious! You may hit a 3.5! But with the right dim lights... she becomes a 5! Jus saying keep your standards low and the ladies will come! #porkfest!

Yeah same here.

Human Being i miss it so much

Yes, I've been divorced for almost 20 years and I have a diminished labido. It doesn't get any better than that! And now, for some reason, I have lots of money. 😃

True. I like hanging out with me

#peaceistheonlyhappiness

Do you cut your own hair?

@@787brx8 I do..

lol

Based on your profile picture, no.

@@malcolmmueller734 you're an asshole😂😂😂

I’m about to turn 36. High five bro.

@@OctoganicAngel you and Joe should change other's relationship status.

I can tell you it's all down hill from there. I've been it a week so far so I'm pretty experienced.

@@JoeCnNd Thanks for the heads up. I was gonna have a birthday party but maybe I'll just skip it and take up alcoholism right now.

@@OctoganicAngel I have beer. You can join me if you can accept that i sit around in my underwear all day. Dont change me and i wont change you.

Felicia Kelley comes quickly standing. No f😍🌽🍒🍑s given. Hj's&bj's. Keep running db.

Fk me, I always thought it would get easier for guys in their late 30s.

@@Paul-pd9uw I don't know why everyone always breaks a decade like 30s into. 30s are 30s no matter age you're in. 35 is an arbitrary landmark people like to use as some indicator of change. It's not.

Same I'm 21, at some point you start to accept it, like "yes, this is my life now"

@@miscellaneousmedia3753 yea I'm not meeting any chicks sitting on my couch all day. But it's what I do and I like to do it. And I like to be alone. I creep chicks out 😂

Sagnik Mukherjee Just told myself this last night.

Same 25 and divorced. Been with several girls sence even dated one for a year... You will find it buddy.

28 yo over here

- Banana - lmao same 😪

I'm 27 too and this guy randomly appears

The algorithm must include comments I've written now. I should stop commenting.

Even if you find yourself being 30 and still single. I highly recommend you continue to date women in the sweet spot. 23-27. Dating in your 20’s is already a nightmare, but It’s a walk in the park to compared to Dating in your 30’s.

Seems pretty rough out there, maybe KZfaq it’s trying to prepare you for the imminent o.o Go out and date now Banana 🍌!

It really did

Audience was fine. I don’t laugh out loud much even when something is hilarious, so they were cool to me. Agreed that it got better. There’s other clips.

Audience member gets heart attack laughing Comments section: What a whack audience, nobody died

@@PolarisAb You really overthink these short clips.

PIZZA shooters shoot

I hope you find the right person good luck on your journey.

Yeah we could all be him he didn't leave the address of the shelter that didn't give him the dog.

M. Lewis I only have six left...

KZfaq AMS he's advice will change your life

Lol

Yes

😅

Facts. Mans funny too.👍😂

Its the bald spot

Yay!!!

Thank you for doing the leg work!

Stacy Steele Wisconsin...

*laughs in Mexican*

The only time I ever drank with some Australians I ended up getting into a fight with one of them and went to work 3 hours later. The party ended at 3 am and I went to work at six. Never again

australians have nothing on norwegians. i drank with norwegians once and i swear i had a whole week hangover.

Where do I find these people? At this point, I will do do what I must to be accepted as one of them. 😐

Single 4 life crew rise up

rockn roll They're afraid of ending up like this guy. But I've been unhappily married. It's definitely worse

That would suck. My first marriage was like that. Twelve years sober.

Not any day... Most days yes, not any day though... Its hard

Yea I'd rather be single .

get married and do it fast.

@@vik8860 and when he gets divorced in a couple of years he can wonder why getting married for the sake of being married didn't work out for him. It will be a real puzzler.

I speak for all the women ready to find a husband when I say ignore vik 88.

@@amberl.8245 much love if youre a positive sister. Its just very necessary to use discernment when dealing with folks. You still have to be open to good people tho

That was what I was getting at... With the post

his name is in the title! are people blind, or just illiterate?

@@zombiemachinery4868 I bet you're Australian.

@@AnotherComputer LOL! Nope.

Just press the button

John Nazario Andy Haynes is his name

HIS NAME IS IN THE TITLE

@@nepadron that was too much work for John

Underrated comment

Women can see who is successful or not

Marcin Trelkovski Founding father 🤣

Lmao that's stereotypical af but so true LOL

Ahahahahhaha

😂🤣😜

As the camera flashes to a laughing lesian

I think you've created a mental prison, you need to release the shackles.

Where do you live? Do you try to date?

It's time to get back out there man. It's never too late.

supernice_auto In Fort Lauderdale, FL. No, I haven’t tried. I wouldn’t be much fun and I want to, want to. But I just don’t. Maybe it will all pass eventually and I will feel the like I could be a good partner to someone. I’ve just fallen into this comfort zone where I don’t have to worry about being judged, or misunderstood. I just feel so alone all the time. It’s a difficult situation to figure out.

J T thanks man. I know. I will get better and regain my life again.

Glad someone said it. When you're awesome, being single feels literally like always being around an awesome person.

Sounds sad. Like when you say your mom loves you

@Mr. No Reply You're both right and you're both wrong, as I allays say.

@@Duryism Perhaps they're delusions of grandeur, but to be honest, they get you through some hard times.

@Mr. No Reply "nah bro you're just a sad, lonley loser" says the person calling others names on the internet

Lmao

I'm confused. What do you mean by "like"?

@@schmiggidy haha yeah, isn't it the exact same thing?

@@FlamingZelda3 Last time I reflected on it, I realized my dogs have been far more loyal and faithful to me than any other women in my life, sans those I lovingly call "Daughter" and "Mom".

Yes, you WILL get rejected by the homeless dog.

Ray Schultz that’s a deep cut right there

Damn, that’s cold 🥶

The nice old man?

Your comment was the cherry on top after watching that set.

Ray Schultz lol

Dallas buyers club McConaughey.

Ben Mann get on that!

Yea

Affirmative

Rhayr Harry no

No blood, no hurt, no good.

Totally