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Great video, there is nothing like a perfect marriage or relationship, I learnt that in everything there is always a solution, 5 years ago I and my wife divorced because we were having some difficulties in our marriage but we are back together, it was a really bad phase but we got through it.

I probably would have superglued his gas tank caps/inner latches shut in story 7. For story 8, should've charged the guy 4-10x what it would normally cost.

Story #16. That one hits too close to home. I had a seizure and fell in the bathtub, got a concussion and smashed up my elbow, my elbow ended up locking in place (the physiotherapist says it’s called muscle guarding) and now I have to go to physiotherapy to fix my arm.

10:30 thank Christ. This is why I do my best to be aware whilst on the bus. I may have sensory issues, but I’m paranoid about people in need being missed cause people are just absorbed in their lives. It’s something I try to be wary about, cause… well, duh.

8:40 I half expected to hear, "and he got injured."

For #6, depending on the area or that particular person’s background, they could’ve been been a bit paranoid about the situation being a set-up. Some people I know had stories of trying to help someone who looked like they were in need of it only for it to turn out to be a scam or set-up for a robbery of some sort. It’s honestly sad ‘cause I’m sure most of us want to be good for the sake of being good but there’s just bad actors out there that really take advantage of kindness sometimes which makes people more cautious and reluctant to lend a hand.

It was my 10th birthday party. Me and my friends were in the playground at night, which was beside a cafeteria where our parents were. We were all on top of the slide when this kid younger than us (6-7 I think) starts *peeing* on the ground. Mind you, there were trees around, and like I said, a *cafeteria.* And yes. It had a toilet. But nope. He decided to pee right infront of us, below the slide. Then, the kid's mother comes and we tell her was her son was doing, and she just told us "leave my son alone." Like- girl??? We didn't even touch your son. We didn't want to. Why? Because he was *peeing* on the f*cking playground. Now that I think about it, the kid might had some kind of a disorder or mental illness, but he was fairly young so I can't be sure. But based on his mother he probably never learned any manners.

TLDR: Had a lady yell at me because she had to wait 5 minutes to be seated because we had just had a rush at a diner where I work which meant tons of people were waiting to pay for their food. I recently starting working at a diner as a host. We get busy sometimes. One time, we had just had the end of a rush which meant a lot of people were paying. The way it works is the host seats the guests at a table and we have a system and once the guests are done, they pay. This lady came in and a guy came up to pay so I rang him out. Then more people came up to pay. The way I was trained was to never leave behind paying customers at the register so I kept ringing people out and then the lady screamed at me saying she had been waiting forever for a seat and I was ringing people out instead of seating her. She was waiting for maybe 5 minutes. When she yelled at me, the head waitress (idk we don't really have a term for it but we basically have waitresses who are above us) dealt with her.

When one of these totally crazy people says I'm never coming back here, the reaction shouldn't be what can I do to win them back, but rather, well, they're banned from the house forever

when i found out that bae dint know about the gamecube

My son and I delivered a Christmas basket to a house and as I walked down her sidewalk I slipped on the ice. I hit my head, broke my glasses and later found out I had a concussion. My son helped me into the car and drove me to the hospital and as we drove away my son commented that the woman we had brought the basket to had just stood and watched as he struggled to get me up and into the car. He said she was scowling. I was lucky my 16 year old son had a driver’s license.

Never ever mess with another person's mailbox. Mailboxes are considered federal property, and federal law (Title 18, United States Code, Section 1705), makes it a crime to vandalize them (or to injure, deface or destroy any mail deposited in them). Violators can be fined up to $250,000, or imprisoned for up to three years, for each act of vandalism.

Worked at a hotel where the fire alarm went off. While I'm trying to get everyone out the door, I got at least 3 calls telling me to "turn off the noise" because they were trying to nap. One was mad I didn't "notify" them about what was happening. People are stupid.

Story 16 hits a little too close to home, man- I remember when I broke my wrist I went screaming and crying to my mom about it because- duh- I was in pain and my arm was swelling like crazy. Her door was closed, and she refused to open it as I cried. I laid on my bed in the fetal position for hours until my dad got home and I told him. His response was to take me straight to get it taken care of at a doctor's office. Similar thing happened to my brother, where my mom even convinced my dad to wait to take him to get his wrist checked out. What do you know? His wrist was broken. At first I wrote off the behavior as just trying to avoid spending tons of money, which was in short supply throughout my childhood- but that wasn't the reason for not taking us. The number one reason was because it was an inconvenience to her to have to take us to the doctor's office. That and she thought that broken bones would toughen us up. Took around 6 years for CPS to intervene :D

About 11-12 years ago, I was at band practice rehearsing our marching sets in the front parking lot of our school. This was normal and understood by everyone that you couldn’t enter that parking lot between 4 and 7 in the evening, as we would be marching facing the opposite direction from the entrance while watching the drum major. Suddenly our director yelled “TRUCK” at us all to break formation and take cover just before a pickup swerved and sped through our formation, almost hitting 7 clarinet players directly. Turned out it was the coach for the opposing team in Jr Varsity football, and he was not concerned with running over high school students because he was late to his game. My director stopped him and yelled at him with a few colorful words defending us and how he would not allow some f*ck wad to run over his kids. He didn’t remember to turn off the mic so we heard the whole thing, and the coach replied “you need to tell your brats to turn around and watch for cars!” The man got fired and charged for reckless endangerment and child endangerment. We cheered. The director had to close off the parking lot by moving cement blocks in front of the entrance because so many people were driving in at high rates of speed and almost hitting us that year. One even drove around them onto the grass just to plow through us at 30 miles an hour. It was a cheerleader who was actually doing it to try to hit a specific student, and she was promptly arrested on the spot.

My autism. That's what's wrong with me.

Only conclusion from story 13 is that mom wanted kid to be kinder paste.

8:35 I have tracked so many tornadoes on radar and various storm chaser feeds shelter during any tornado warning type(radar indicated, radar confirmed, pds, and tornado emergency), 80 mph warned thunderstorms, tornado possible thunderstorms, and sudden wind shifts in a storm where you cant see anything folks it is paramount And btw I have tracked the more deadlier stronger beasts like Rolling Fork, Matador, etc.

Damn! Story five happened to me too! But not a fancy new car and not an old man... But the same thing!

Op at 12:40 is an asshole. Reminds me of the parents who take up spaces in the urgent care/emergency room near me so their babies don't have to walk an extra 100 feet. And of the parents that block entire neighborhoods so their babies don't have to walk as far. Just cause you can legally park there doesn't mean you aren't an asshole for it.

Yeah, I live with my little brother

Story #16 - How did nobody _clock that monster in the face!?_ I'd have definitely grabbed and yanked her down so others could go help the child

So I met some people in a school club. They were all chill. Then I had, lets call him Mark, who was part of the same club. Mark kept sending me eyebrow, red flag raising threatening messages online. I reported Mark, his account eventually got deleted, then it happened again and again. I told my now ex who I was going to visit about visiting him. He told someone else, a former friend of his, about the visit. Let's call her Jannet. So anyway Mark suddenly starts up again talking about the visit. The only people who knew about it were him, me, Jannet, and a family member. Turns out Jannet was pretending to be Mark and sending threats online. After talking with some other people who were in that club, turns out she ether became, or was hiding that side of her and had pitted people against each other for her amusement.

What game is in the background?

I'm glad I wasn't in most of these situations because I probably would have responded violently. Like extremely violently. Is it a good way to live? No. But after working in a hospital my capacity to deal with stupidity is non-existent

12:23 that story absolutely infuriates me as were I live we have festivals on and people park in front of are houses and they get fined for it if they don’t have a sticker but they still do it this person who commented this sounds so entitled

Baby boomer hesitating but leaving a shopping cart in the FIRE LANE in front of a store, where any vehicle using the frontage path would hit it. I half-snatched it from his hands and said, "Your generation is so damn entitled these days!" and put it back in the corral on my way in. The world is not your fucking service staff once you turn fifty.

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My dad. I tried to have a fun one on one, dad and daughter time, and he brought my sibling, HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN DAMN WELL THAT WOULD HAVE ENDED BADLY!! He played victim after gaslighting me (even after I told him not to), and said that I WAS PLAYING VICTIM!!! I honestly debated blocking him, I want to tell him to f**k off after that, but not right now.

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Jesus loves you he died for you and he is here so turn to him he brings unimaginable peace and if you struggling he is here

why couldnt the guy use the side of the street? Yes, she should not have yelled, but you couldnt park to the side of her, it literally wouldve not made it harder. talking about story 1 btw