Why Did I Write That Down? | Reading My Old Terrible Jokes

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Thank you so much for helping me reach half a million subscribers! Insane. To celebrate this achievement, I've decided to react to some old terrible jokes that my brain not only came up with, but decided they were worthy of documenting. I may not be turning these ideas into sketches, or books, or stand-up bits, but at least I'm finally using them for something.
Let me know if you like this new set-up. My goal for the next couple months is to branch out as much as possible and try different things every week to keep my content fresh, and to hopefully grow as a creator. My next video is going to be pretty different than anything I've posted on this channel, so stay tuned for that.
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Пікірлер: 11 000

@Spicypuff 6 жыл бұрын

Glad to know im not the only idiot.

@mrskitkats 6 жыл бұрын

Spicy Puffin glad to know I’m not the only other idiot

@emistrash54 6 жыл бұрын

I'm**

@Noblepeanut 6 жыл бұрын

It’s so touching finding other idiots in this world. *single tear runs down my cheek*

@cejaythegreatandawesome 6 жыл бұрын

Your*

@gwent5106 6 жыл бұрын

Shoe polish*

@rileyure8937 3 жыл бұрын

"Butterfly for dinner again?? I hate my wife." Is the funniest phrase of all time

@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 жыл бұрын

Riley Ure better than Danny giving you 3 dead toads as roses

@theartofphilomathy 3 жыл бұрын

"😒"

@NeckYourself 3 жыл бұрын

@@whatsallthebrouhaha “boomer” what year is this bro

@artyb27 3 жыл бұрын

@@NeckYourself have you been living under a rock this year?

@NeckYourself 3 жыл бұрын

@@artyb27 What makes you think it’s still acceptable to use boomer as an insult? You people need to let shit die.

@gabbyholloman9398 4 жыл бұрын

“I’ve fought in every war” “my scoliosis has arthritis” Underappreciated quotes

@rachel7682 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ve seen the way you looking at your grandmother and you better back the **** off kid” - Drew Gooden acting as Grandpa 2018

@atomsmasher703 3 жыл бұрын

That shit was 10/10.

@cerysxox 3 жыл бұрын

pfft my scoliosis has spears

@sourgrapesandparmesaninact2566 3 жыл бұрын

My scoliosis... *exists*

@cheesebeing5679 2 жыл бұрын

Learning that drew gooden smoked weed at some point in his life has exactly the same feeling as hearing John mulaney talk about doing cocaine

@jessarisetty5448 Жыл бұрын

They both have “guy who was kept in a room by scientists to see if they could create the most bland seeming human” vibes

@eggnogalcoholic Жыл бұрын

Same actually, glad to know I’m not the only one ☝️

@TheQueenOfSheba Жыл бұрын

Yes lmao. He reminds me of a straight Jim Parsons so it threw me off lmao

@justsoul815 Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he was just joking lol

@yoongiverse. Жыл бұрын

@@justsoul815 he was completely serious

@NerdyRulerz 2 жыл бұрын

"The way my brain works is that it doesn't" As someone with ADHD I related to that shit hard

@riverkhan1128 Жыл бұрын

my entire exsistence is forgeting that not everyone has ADHD and then being like "haha, right? and everyone feels this way" only to remember not everyone feels that way

@maddy3852 Жыл бұрын

@@riverkhan1128 same! Then when nobody relates to what I said I"m like wow you ppl are weird... Even though I'm the one with ADHD lol

@ot9twicee117 Жыл бұрын

@@riverkhan1128 frrr ☠️☠️

@pearlhwva Жыл бұрын

not sure if i have adhd or not but i also found that relatable lmao

@minipotatoghandi8780 Жыл бұрын

My uncle and I literally have conversations about this lmfao

@starboiseb 4 жыл бұрын

the “texting during a conversation” is definitely just him pretending to text instead of talk but he didn’t have anybody to text so he typed “texting during a conversation” in his notes

@cassteaelle7460 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that is hilarious and makes a lot of sense

@jodilackie2097 3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@rat-in-the-void 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@ausernameiguess7058 3 жыл бұрын

I've done that

@sallyr8384 3 жыл бұрын

I once pretended to type on my phone when it wasn't even on because I was terrified to go to the bank lmao

@gray1648 5 жыл бұрын

"My scoliosis has arthritis, shut up"

@maisie2224 4 жыл бұрын

1.3k likes 1 comment (mine) suspicious

@kelcianatemplemire6477 4 жыл бұрын

I love when he says that.

@kargleyjr0426 4 жыл бұрын

i literally read this comment as he said it

@kgouge8541 4 жыл бұрын

@@kargleyjr0426 same

@SquiddyHiggenbottom 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, "What about country music?" and "Voice activated gun" sound like promising beginnings to SNL sketches

@mewsic3063 Жыл бұрын

Drew saying "i got really high" while looking like the kind of guy that plays d&d and reads books 24/7 gave me whiplash

@meyague Жыл бұрын

you can't get high if you read books?

@mewsic3063 Жыл бұрын

@@meyague who said that

@kim_tork52 11 ай бұрын

Nah he definitely gives me stoner vibes lol

@derpina586 8 ай бұрын

What was your comment about if not that@@mewsic3063

@ouijaclown 7 ай бұрын

@@luxuryenbyyeah i was about to say, i know very few people who play DnD and don’t smoke haha

@Pizza653 4 жыл бұрын

"Weed is supposed to relax you, but it just turns me into". same

@aidendaufelt8166 4 жыл бұрын

@winter_wolf3284 4 жыл бұрын

@alastorbutwithagun 4 жыл бұрын

@god3500 4 жыл бұрын

@birb_Mairead06 4 жыл бұрын

@DannySaurusRex 5 жыл бұрын

I wasn't surprised to see that most of these notes were made between the hours of 12-4 am.

@moormonkey 4 жыл бұрын

Pikachu Archives would like, but the counter is at 420

@thatsEforEveryone 4 жыл бұрын

That's like the hours to feel drunk without drinking anything 😂😂😂

@elafimilo8199 Жыл бұрын

Definitely the time when bad jokes seem like wonderful jokes

@Man-ej6uv Жыл бұрын

best hours for all that lol

@anaqours 2 жыл бұрын

i've rewatched this video so many times over the years and "butterfly for dinner again" never fails to make me lose my mind it's so funny for absolutely NO REASON

@spurcalluth6300 Жыл бұрын

The funniest part is the "again". Like, this is a common occurrence.

@koiifsh Жыл бұрын

i think it's the delivery

@spurcalluth6300 Жыл бұрын

@@koiifsh, it's not delivery, it's di giorno

@chattymime 6 ай бұрын

bro right

@chattymime 6 ай бұрын

@@spurcalluth6300wow

@lavender2263 2 жыл бұрын

it's been nearly 4 years and the "why, MC A?" joke is still fucking amazing

@DottyyAnimalJam Жыл бұрын

can u explain the joke to a dumbass please

@thatcartoonistcat4344 Жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke :(

@jessarisetty5448 Жыл бұрын

@@thatcartoonistcat4344 I think the joke is that, because of the setup, everyone expects a play on YMCA, but no one expects the “No, they don’t let me go there anymore” response.

@yajurojha8200 Жыл бұрын

thanks

@GoodKidmAAdLizard Жыл бұрын

No, they don’t let me go there anymore.

@lucy592 5 жыл бұрын

I really do love how the only one Drew laughed at was curious Jorge.

@Rince 5 жыл бұрын

Lucy I laughed

@spicytunaman3172 5 жыл бұрын

Rince I loved that too I guess but not really but it’s okay be someone will :)

@miyahmccraney1327 5 жыл бұрын

I cried at why mc a Comedy gold

@coco.0487 5 жыл бұрын

WHY DID I READ IT AS "JOR-HEY"

@haileybalzan794 5 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BEST ONE

@emmam1282 3 жыл бұрын

“My scoliosis has arthritis” Best line I’ve ever heard

@sugarcombfilms3467 2 жыл бұрын

I actually have both conditions and I'm only 20

@upgoyxtirzruz 2 жыл бұрын

@@sugarcombfilms3467 well that's unfortunate

@Will-db4qo 2 жыл бұрын

@@sugarcombfilms3467 good luck ig

@Cardinalt 2 жыл бұрын

@@sugarcombfilms3467 ah rip. I thought I had bad luck with being condemned to just scoliosis.

@coatimundi69 2 жыл бұрын

bars

@tyler439 Жыл бұрын

crazy seeing him so happy about 500k while he’s currently got 3.8M

@damienearl8302 Жыл бұрын

Same! Like, I heard that, and my response was "Huh, I wonder how much he grew since the- oh *god* !"

@bye427 Жыл бұрын

Hehe now 3.9 milll

@waesucks Жыл бұрын

3.9m now teehee

@Rosa-gu5sw Жыл бұрын

@rose you mean 4M

@littlewolfgirl8707 Жыл бұрын

3.93M now

@bonezarebroken 9 ай бұрын

The way he just said "Pedophile Phil." so casually, and then moved with no comment was beautiful.

@elizabethgrey6040 4 жыл бұрын

Damn Drew “I got really high” I thought you were a family friendly married virgin...

@ilikeartsandfarts8452 4 жыл бұрын

Virgins for lives despite the wives

@janeeyre1990 4 жыл бұрын

No it's cool he means high on Christ

@iknowdawae9513 4 жыл бұрын

I was about to call the church, phew!

@ye721 4 жыл бұрын

@@janeeyre1990 let the voice of love take you higher

@nehanudawatte5173 4 жыл бұрын

He's like John Mulaney except... no, no he's just like John Mulaney

@coainc 4 жыл бұрын

’curious jorge’ is, in fact, comedy gold

@PierceMyGuy 4 жыл бұрын

you’re right curious Jorge is freaking hilarious

@w0nu 4 жыл бұрын

What if he was actually just typing curious George and was too high

@SeraJaneable 4 жыл бұрын

I came back here a year later just for the Curious Jorge joke

@ellasirna 4 жыл бұрын

nicola wilkman that actually made me lol

@vay5540 4 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed

@CalLadyQED 2 жыл бұрын

These are the serious ones: 7:21 Feeling like an adult 12:26 Making friends as an adult 13:34 Thinking vs doing

@mayhemilyy Жыл бұрын

his note on feeling like an adult is so goddamn relatable... he captured a very complex feeling so concisely. blew me away

@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW Жыл бұрын

The delivery of “Curious Jorge” and the shitting DJ one made me laugh. That and the butterfly for dinner joke.

@alexanderhamilton1026 3 жыл бұрын

'I plead Beethoven's Fifth' is unironically hilarious to me.

@ariahalladay9086 3 жыл бұрын

I love your user name a little too much

@SketchUT 3 жыл бұрын

I will now be responding to people I don’t wanna talk to with this

@marsxoxo1110 3 жыл бұрын

OMG A FELLOW HAMILFAN I NOW WORSHIP YOU

@goldennamedcooper 3 жыл бұрын

@thatoneinternetguy9258 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a tumblr joke

@reallynewusername 4 жыл бұрын

Why did I laugh so hard at "butterfly for dinner again??? I hate my wife :("

@localdreamer13 4 жыл бұрын

For the good of the universe, I shall not like this comment

@lillydowty7455 4 жыл бұрын

This is literally how every boomer comedian speaks

@BoeJurrow 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at curious jorge

@jambononi 4 жыл бұрын

Frog first world problems, am I right?

@devy8473 4 жыл бұрын

That was kinda cute tho haha

@cassics8285 2 жыл бұрын

I have an old note titled “ideas” and filled with things like this: “ The fairy Godfather (Cinderella x The Godfather)” “ “I lived, I laughed, I loved” - Julius Caesar” “Goat fig or go home -punchline of dumb joke about charcuterie that I haven’t written yet” *drives while eating spaghetti out of plastic shopping bag* All with no further explanation. Thank you Drew for helping me rediscover my terrible old notes

@cheesebiscuit8376 Жыл бұрын

I would pay millionsof dollars for cinderella x the godfather

@Syrange13 Жыл бұрын

@@cheesebiscuit8376 I think that's just Shrek 2

@cheesebiscuit8376 Жыл бұрын

@@Syrange13 oooh yeah that makes sense

@LSRandomHandle Жыл бұрын

Random question Cassics but what’s your favourite combination of cheese and jam?

@bleachyidioms Жыл бұрын

these made me laugh really hard, thank you for sharing

@cargo_vroom9729 Жыл бұрын

I have to say "Unconventional Wisdom Teeth" made me laugh a lot. I love phrases that unexpectedly shift direction.

@zyaicob Жыл бұрын

Yes that linguistic whiplash is lovely

@weewooweewooweewoo 3 жыл бұрын

I have a note in my phone that is titled, “Bucket list?” And the only thing on it is “roam in a cornfield and eat raw corn” I have my priorities straight

@blankslate7491 3 жыл бұрын

I wish my life could be as in order as yours

@yeet-8603 3 жыл бұрын

I have paid to do that, it’s a magical experience

@vampirebicth 3 жыл бұрын

last year i use to work at a haunted corn maze from like 6pm - midnight so no one got to eat dinner and we would get hungry so we would just snack on the corn while vaping and watching tik toks whenever there was a lull in customers

@youareworthit5322 3 жыл бұрын

Raw sweet corn is freaking delicious though! I used to help my grandparents shuck the sweet corn that they grew and sold but I would eat so many cobs that I would be sick afterwards.

@_4tr4mp0line 3 жыл бұрын

i gonna add that to my bucket list

@natalie-3737 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed harder at “curious Jorge” then I’m proud to admit

@MissDraiha 4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@laurenvcouto 4 жыл бұрын

Nat i ugly laughed

@katiek2615 4 жыл бұрын

Me too, and I don't even know why

@heidurakeiiiiii5804 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed and my mom heard me and said « whats so funny? Are you talking with ur friends?» and im like no mom its drew

@slategirl5046 3 жыл бұрын

my dad used to call curious george curious jorge

@hnichole 2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of how my dream was to be a novelist from the time I was like seven, so throughout my entire childhood, any time I got an idea for anything - a character's name, a plot point, a line that I heard somebody say - I wrote it down on any scrap piece of paper I could find. And now, to this day, I have a huge box just full of random story ideas and poorly written passages that I thought were incredible at that time, but looking back are examples of the most terrible writing I have ever seen.

@daydream5120 Жыл бұрын

I look back at my old writing and think it’s the cringiest thing ever

@voidgamer7122 Жыл бұрын

can we get some examples?

@CricetoFunni 11 ай бұрын

Please take a picture of every single one and post it as like an imgur album or something, I need to see this.

@itsasecret5540 6 ай бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who did this

@40watt53 2 ай бұрын

Please you have to give us an example.

@dumpsterracoon9920 2 жыл бұрын

Recently I found a note that just said “The way to man’s heart is through his arteries :)” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

@40watt53 2 ай бұрын

yeah

@agnes3078 4 жыл бұрын

Curious Jorge, just plain and simple as a fact without any context is the funniest I’ve ever heard lmao

@userisdeadandarchived2995 4 жыл бұрын

1k likes no reply. Thats a record im gonna destroy

@t6amygdala 4 жыл бұрын

@@userisdeadandarchived2995 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@t6amygdala 4 жыл бұрын

i was laughing super hard for a straight 20 seconds i keep scrolling back up and laughing just as hard

@mardoweb3550 4 жыл бұрын

Thank god it’s not just me

@userisdeadandarchived2995 4 жыл бұрын

@@t6amygdala hahaha

@user-oq2eh1fo2s 3 жыл бұрын

The “why, MC A” one would’ve been a complete hit on vine. I cackled when I heard that joke 😂

@kirbwarriork3371 3 жыл бұрын

If the beginning part was a bit more concise, it would be perfect.

@amouryong 3 жыл бұрын

When he said that it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I'm an idiot

@kevincoleman2092 3 жыл бұрын

the funny thing is there already was a rapper called MCA so that whole set up was unnecessary lol

@lyon9580 3 жыл бұрын

@@amouryong I still don't get it.

@roobee1234 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this didn't age well be checked into rehab

@MajorDeath-df9gm 2 жыл бұрын

20 year old Drew: a message to poop - you are what I eat 25 year old Drew: please poop in my mouth, Danny

@reaganrene5140 2 жыл бұрын

I know it’s been 3 years but please make a part 2, we all know you still have more lunacy in those notes that needs to be made public

@stewnstash 5 жыл бұрын

I went through my notes and found: "Fun Dip, but it's salt."

@mrk_twn_lbow 4 жыл бұрын

Anti-christ.

@ellan1664 4 жыл бұрын

stewart43kelsey reminds me of when I was at a restaurant and my brother dumped the entire salt shaker out onto his fries and chicken wings

@Asterluna 4 жыл бұрын

UnFun Dip

@stewnstash 4 жыл бұрын

@@ellan1664 oh NO

@julianfuller6148 4 жыл бұрын

The for me is coke

@Kenneth_Makes_Content 4 жыл бұрын

Found a note on my phone that just said “cheese but at 80 degrees” then I made a foot note that just said “hot”

@TheLibertyRyan 3 жыл бұрын

COMEDY GOLD

@grandlordSpencer 3 жыл бұрын

*chants* cheese but at 80 degrees, cheese but at 80 degrees

@matt309 3 жыл бұрын

@@grandlordSpencer chant 80 degree cheese ot sounds better

@lunadoodles8810 3 жыл бұрын

"ᵉⁱᵍʰᵗʸ ᵈᵉᵍʳᵉᵉˢ ʰᵒᵗ" made me laugh so much i don't know why

@sock7077 3 жыл бұрын

hot........... cheese bURN

@officialblimp Жыл бұрын

I like how our notes can be full of the most nonsensical things, and then in the middle there’s an extremely profound thought, followed by more nonsense

@nerdyfellow7740 2 жыл бұрын

So this was in my notes: “Come on down to Lowe’s this Friday to pick up some totally normal cotton / polyester blend pants. With these pants you’ll be the most normal son of a bitch in the bingo club.” No, I don’t know why.

@coolkid4457 4 жыл бұрын

I have this one note that was written about 1.5 years ago: “Keep the fire ants out of THE FORESTS”

@slplssgr 4 жыл бұрын

PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF THE FORESTS

@Notmyname1593 4 жыл бұрын

Do you happen to live in Australia?

@sarahlouise9433 4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD KAHSKHAKBDODGOA

@spookybread1868 4 жыл бұрын

Keeps ants out of everywhere, those stupid motherfuckers.

@Cat-zq6iy 4 жыл бұрын

😭

@batznotbratz8895 4 жыл бұрын

I’m still contemplating what the context of “pedophile Phil” is and I’m getting more and more concerned

@topsoil8690 4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this so bad but I can't disturb the 69

@saoirsewood8890 4 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@wistful4684 4 жыл бұрын

Alli Swatsenbarg you can like it now

@topsoil8690 4 жыл бұрын

@@wistful4684 thanks lol

@peenixtrite 4 жыл бұрын

now its 169.. fuck.

@jfrfilms6697 Жыл бұрын

Some of these jokes are honestly an interesting insight into how Drew’s style of humor developed

@40watt53 2 ай бұрын

or how it didnt 😭

@getsouped Жыл бұрын

i have an ongoing note for specific thoughts like this. notable parts: - cemeteries on demand! - stop making your brother bear witness to things he knows nothing about - *minecraft door opening sound* whats wrong, son - theres a horse loose in a high school - toilet that just has a wedge seat - ghoul ghoul ghost ghoul aaah - long jumps backwards up the stairway to heaven - reeses peanut butter cups breeding grounds - you felt spaghetti crawling down your back - party rockers of the jury,

@raz9388 Жыл бұрын

PARTY ROCKWRS OF THE JURY JS GIVING ME A HESRTATTACL THATS HAS NO ROGHT TO BE THAT FUNNY

@getsouped Жыл бұрын

@@raz9388 party rockers in the jury tonight, may i direct your attention to exhibit b

@phantomboba 10 ай бұрын

These sound like the types of thoughts my tired brain comes up with at 2 AM

@40watt53 2 ай бұрын

youve got potential

@megalyssa 6 жыл бұрын

“I fought in EVERY war.”

@KoteoNokan 6 жыл бұрын

Meg Alyssa my scoliosis has arthritis. Shut up

@mr.coconut2310 6 жыл бұрын

"I've seen the way you're looking at your grandmother"

@macy131 6 жыл бұрын

You better back the fuck up

@sethesteem 6 жыл бұрын

eskiet

@leonachamie6025 6 жыл бұрын

the Peloponnesian war was rough.

@breademojiwheatemoji4003 3 жыл бұрын

i have a lot of strange things in my notes but my personal favorites are “congratulati” and “Ed Sheepan” both with no additional text

@ipaintontheskies 3 жыл бұрын

Ed sheepan is the funniest thing ive heard 😂😂😂

@libby9047 3 жыл бұрын

congratulati !

@okaayushi 3 жыл бұрын

i literally cant stopping like... Ed SHEEPAN??!! lolololol

@LunarEleven 3 жыл бұрын

Too bad the Ed Sheepan comment didn't have a cool drawing to illustrate the joke. Could have really bumped it up a notch.

@ptolyclarke1400 3 жыл бұрын

Hey sharol, congratulati on your new baby!

@misswilwarin8829 Жыл бұрын

I would 100% watch a show where the host asks people about their taste in music and then butts in to say "What about country music?"

@therosieghost5180 2 жыл бұрын

Every time I read my notes app it’s also very insane, like this gem: “carrot with vitamin C deficiency forced to cannibalism”.

@micahbeckner2274 4 жыл бұрын

This entire video is like a half joke so instead of: “I have a step ladder, I never knew my real ladder.” Its just “I have a step ladder.”

@ellyouayenare2095 4 жыл бұрын

When I went to my local Walmart, I saw a cashier.

@micahbeckner2274 4 жыл бұрын

@@ellyouayenare2095 my therapist says i have a preoccupation

@fairy5668 4 жыл бұрын

@@ellyouayenare2095 I WANNA HEAR THE END OF THAT

@fairy5668 4 жыл бұрын

@@micahbeckner2274 and tHAT

@ellyouayenare2095 4 жыл бұрын

Where there's a will,

@sage6970 4 жыл бұрын

the fact that drew even knows that drugs exist, much less that he uses them, is so funny to me

@Leshxwn 4 жыл бұрын

Where did he say it

@angelobarros3499 4 жыл бұрын

@@Leshxwn “I got high” -Drew Gooden, this video

@Leshxwn 4 жыл бұрын

@@angelobarros3499 lmao 😂

@jodalinasparty9718 4 жыл бұрын

I dunno; he looks like all the stoners I know Haha so I wasnt surprised!

@lincolnexists5918 4 жыл бұрын

He’s not the innocent little man child we thought he was

@amberchaba1148 2 жыл бұрын

Damn 7:20 kinda relate. I feel like since the people that i talk to mostly are more successful than me, that im childish in comparison. I dont drive or live on my own like my friends a little younger or older than me. Im 23. I could also be happier with myself.

@erend3643 2 жыл бұрын

"See the way my brain works is that it doesn't" was actually my senior quote :^)

@konkeydonk 3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that Amanda apparently sleeps with her glasses on

@denaereimann2990 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the popcorn under her pillow...

@amyhleigh 3 жыл бұрын

I do it 💀

@josie3221 3 жыл бұрын

You can NEVER be too prepared

@rabio02 3 жыл бұрын

Gotta see those dreams in 4k

@noonstyles3973 2 жыл бұрын

@@rabio02 😭

@ashlynwalker5437 4 жыл бұрын

Knowing that drew gets high makes me really uncomfortable cause I always forget he’s not a 12 year old boy

@BlueChillstep 4 жыл бұрын

@@kotawillowdiary lol it's just weed

@popsicko6493 4 жыл бұрын

@@kotawillowdiary it really isn't that big of a deal. It's not like he's just admitted to smoking crack.

@skdncbdjsjxbdb 4 жыл бұрын

@@popsicko6493 well for a 12 year old it would be a big deal.. that was the joke

@seanm9306 4 жыл бұрын

And he has a wife

@warricklow4218 4 жыл бұрын

it makes me uncomfortable too lol, especially since its really not common in my country.

@lizard_supreme 2 жыл бұрын

world’s most rewatchable youtuber

@subsoar5734 Жыл бұрын

i like how he’d read something really sad, vulnerable and relatable before continuing to deadpan deliver shitty jones

@thejunkie2024 5 жыл бұрын

Drew writes bad jokes so he can make fun of these bad jokes and still makes money out of these bad jokes This man is obviously a genius

@thatsEforEveryone 4 жыл бұрын

They called him a madman.....

@Doctor_Straing_Strange 4 жыл бұрын

r/madlad

@manniv5415 4 жыл бұрын

danny*

@mleqa.7156 4 жыл бұрын

Manniv How dare you make me laugh

@circusninjavoodoowizard 4 жыл бұрын

I went to like it and it went from 4.9k to 5k I feel like I am all powerful

@lizbeth5716 5 жыл бұрын

Curious Jorge was actually brilliant

@serenityfreeman5906 4 жыл бұрын

Instead its Wondering Jorge

@ytmlo Жыл бұрын

Is anyone gonna talk about how Drew looks like the human embodiment of Greg Heffley in this thumbnail

@angelicaschuyler1011 Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing in my notes were my friend’s sleep deprived comments about how scary it would be to be sleeping next to a lamp. This conversation started because we put a hat on a lamp and called it Abraham Lampcoln and ended when it devolved into an argument about if the Sun is a lamp

@lindsymitchell8265 2 жыл бұрын

“Weed is supposed to relax you but instead turns me into” -as a stoner this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard -this should be a cards against humanity prompt

@Bionicbutter43 2 жыл бұрын

It turns me into a giggle bitch Also I make great food

@emmygilbert1813 2 жыл бұрын

yah it’s actually brilliant lmao

@thallakai 2 жыл бұрын

It's perfect cause indica's always make you lose focus.

@literallyafishhook 2 жыл бұрын

last time i got high i put fruity pebbles into some vanilla ice cream and i thought i was a world class chef so idk what that says about how i get when i'm high

@Bionicbutter43 2 жыл бұрын

@@literallyafishhook it implies that we're definitely getting high together now

@madazzahatter9257 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ve never had 500,000 of anything” Drew’s body cells: *am i a joke to you?*

@nuggetstreamer7573 3 жыл бұрын

drews brain cells:

@ancis1327 3 жыл бұрын

Drew's subscribers:

@gage6173 3 жыл бұрын

Drews:

@madazzahatter9257 3 жыл бұрын

mango socks you really think he has that much

@millyc.7925 3 жыл бұрын

Madazzahatter don’t do him like that, man

@connormccoy6178 2 жыл бұрын

Never in my life, until this very moment, did I realize just how much I want a shirt that says “pants” on it.

@leinaamatsuji-berry561 2 жыл бұрын

It’s 2022 and I still crack up at “Weed is supposed to relax you but it turns me into”

@ansleyiscooler 3 жыл бұрын

Drew: these are SO dumb!! Me who has laughed at every single one:👁👄👁

@allisonavery7273 3 жыл бұрын

Kinda same

@megkrish7568 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed at some of them cuz they either made no sense or were so bad that it's good

@ChocoKCreamyR 3 жыл бұрын

You laughed so hard your right eye went to the other side of the comment

@octosadventures1949 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChocoKCreamyR yea that’s a weird lookin face

@lavenderplant 3 жыл бұрын

a gog AND karl fan? cool

@bruh4891 5 жыл бұрын

that "why, MC A?" is one of the funniest things i've ever read

@caitlinroseblaney226 5 жыл бұрын

Faith Um... I didn’t get it... halp

@laycebug3260 5 жыл бұрын

Insomniac DaydreamzZz It’s a pun of the ‘YMCA’

@caitlinroseblaney226 5 жыл бұрын

Gregarious Gonzalez wow... yes it is. smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

@caitlinroseblaney226 5 жыл бұрын

Meg Loop Yep, I am. I said “wow” and “smh” because I didn’t get it

@jeonghansupremacist4354 5 жыл бұрын

I GIGGLED

@seanbradford6657 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorites that I wrote is “What if Lego was racist” and then I didn’t do anything else for 2 years

@frickusernames 6 ай бұрын

This is such a comfort video. I love so many parts of it. Curios Jorge is one of the funniest things I've ever heard honestly, it makes me wheeze every time

@karinai3730 4 жыл бұрын

drew flexing on all of us with the toilet paper stacked on his desk

@froppiss5165 4 жыл бұрын

Karina I seriously. he should be more careful about posting content that offends people in the future.

@sambrake7000 4 жыл бұрын

Do you realize that he wrote this 2 years ago

@nox71377 4 жыл бұрын

He knew

@elijah5374 4 жыл бұрын

Sam Brake, do you realize that’s part of the joke?

@PoorEdward 4 жыл бұрын

Pleas_Yeet_me_off a bridge at first i tho u were making a funny funny joke joke but then i saw ur gacha life...

@androgynous_artist 5 жыл бұрын

It look me five minutes to recover from Curious Jorge. 😂😂😂

@nekovechi 4 жыл бұрын

SAME 😭💀

@stijnhonigvoort3448 4 жыл бұрын

*BRUH* I KNOW THAT DEADASS GOT ME LIKE 💀💀 😂😂😂

@eggs8021 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god me too

@MrGoandrush 4 жыл бұрын

I did not understand this joke:( Can you explain to me?

@madhurima7174 4 жыл бұрын

@@nekovechi 🤣

@liamprinsloo6245 Жыл бұрын

Curious Jorge is honestly the funniest thing

@juliamdp 6 ай бұрын

I don’t know if I’m just really stupid, but I actually really like most of those notes. I’ve watched this video A BUNCH of times already and every time I’m out here arguing with drew because he goes “this sucks” to something and I go “no, it doesn’t, that’s hilarious” and I laugh every time

@camillepier3344 3 жыл бұрын

don’t fret Drew, I have a note that says “centipede nial horan”

@oweng8895 3 жыл бұрын

centipede niall horan crawls in your ear, you tell him to stop but he is in there

@cthulhutheendless1587 3 жыл бұрын

Human centipede one direction is the disturbing image in my mind

@lilylol9504 3 жыл бұрын

That’s the equivalent to Harry with like 100 nipples instead of just 4

@monke980 3 жыл бұрын

@@cthulhutheendless1587 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

@finnlastname4397 3 жыл бұрын

god didnt want you to destroy the world and made you forget what the fuck you meant

@Barstooly 6 жыл бұрын

I love how the high brain will stress how important a joke is in the moment without adding enough detail to understand it later

@drewisgooden 6 жыл бұрын

very well said

@CassTeaElle 6 жыл бұрын

Barstooly I think the same could be said for dream journals

@burrito270 5 жыл бұрын

that's one thing that always happens with me, its because you feel like every idea is one of a kind and different when it's actually not that significant lol

@fruitycutie 5 жыл бұрын

Barstooly how interesting... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sry couldnt hold it

@potmki6601 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud at the idea of guns that are only working with shitty outdated voice recognition software. Making them just unbearable to use is such a funny idea in itself, but describtion of the workout mix issue is just hillarious

@babyydemon1201 2 жыл бұрын

As a song writer who uses journals and my phone notes equally to jot down song ideas, random lyrics, and whole songs.. the amount of unfinished one liner lyrics I’ve got in my notes is too relatable to this😂

@camryn333 4 жыл бұрын

dude that 'why MC A?" thing had me crying lol

@archontoulapaschali5930 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that one :/

@camryn333 4 жыл бұрын

Archontoula Paschali like Y M C A but why

@EndertheDragon0922 4 жыл бұрын

Dang it I looked at this right before that joke and spoiled it for myself.

@nosleep9816 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same lol

@Ckb. 3 жыл бұрын

bruh i felt dumb because it was so bad that it was funny

@juliebogen1797 3 жыл бұрын

"he'll tell it like it is--- but not at first!" actually made me laugh, which is pretty embarrassing

@monkiram 2 жыл бұрын

I actually thought that was hilarious. And it reminds me of Drew's current style of humour which I love

@kristopher4130 2 жыл бұрын

reminded me of stefon from the snl skits for some reason

@grapenuts111 8 ай бұрын

happy 10th birthday to "why, mc a?"

@realleon2328 Жыл бұрын

i am an aspiring novelist, entertainer of different feather, and i find it interesting the way he talks about his attempts at writing a novel. Some of the creative struggles he mentions here, they resonate, but the only so far as what isnt medium-specific. i.e. having to wait perhaps years while constructing a manuscript before receiving critical feedback is excellent because then I dont have to perform as The Artist

@user-sg6ww7ts6n Жыл бұрын

@realleon2328 Жыл бұрын

@@user-sg6ww7ts6n i was super stoned writing that LMAOO i get ur "k."

@themambawarrior2290 2 жыл бұрын

I admit, I saw the "why, mc a?" Joke coming but the "no, they don't let me in there anymore" got a laugh out of me.

@cowboytori 2 жыл бұрын

SAME

@goldenfurniture123 Жыл бұрын

SAME

@dezh6345 Жыл бұрын

I could see that joking working. After "no, they don't let me in there anymore", could've been good. They could've said _why_ mca? "Because I stole the letters from the building. See?" "Why _mca?_ "

@esobelisk3110 Жыл бұрын

same. honestly, I think the predictability of the pun is part of why that line works. because you’e not anticipating an extra layer to the joke.

@the6597 Жыл бұрын

Im glad Im not the only one (Also, nice Gallade profile picture!)

@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss 3 жыл бұрын

I have a note from 2015 that says: “Nicki minach SNEEZEED on Beet hoven so he make starships Cannon in D” No I don’t know what my 13 years old self meant by that

@Elm04 3 жыл бұрын

I think that was referencing this video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/pLiEdbBlut3Scqc.html

@okaayushi 3 жыл бұрын

OMG i cant stop laughing

@ivyravenclaw3573 3 жыл бұрын

Its the way you as a 13 year old spelled nicki minaj 😌😌

@strangerthings9384 3 жыл бұрын

@@Elm04 omg-

@music-by-storm 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that beethoven didn't even write canon in D makes this even better lol

@shemo_ghoul 2 жыл бұрын

This is so brave of you, I love it! And the fact that I can relate to how you felt and how you took notes inspires me

@penguinmcswaggn2936 2 жыл бұрын

On my phone I have a note that’s dated December 10th 2019 that simply says “Don’t marry a Gabby” and for the life of me I can’t figure out why I would ever write that. I’ve never known a Gabby. I can’t think of any famous Gabbys. I don’t dislike the name Gabby. But maybe my past self knew some crucial information I forgot, so I guess I’ll try my best not to marry a Gabby.

@calimarietv 3 жыл бұрын

“i plead Beethoven’s fifth!” is GENIUS and in the right situation will land you a netflix comedy special

@kiralonely1307 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing, omg.

@jobbytop Жыл бұрын

I don’t understand one bit

@kiralonely1307 Жыл бұрын

@@jobbytop "I plead the fifth!" is a common thing said in relation to the fifth amendment, referring to the right to remain silent. Police officers in America have to recite it during an arrest, and it's fairly well known cause of TV shows and the like. Beethoven's fifth is a symphony written by Ludwig Van Beethoven, a very very famous musical legend of the early 1800s. The joke is a pun, combining the two phrases into a malaphor, an error of two similar phrases of speech being combined to create a nonsensical phrase. Examples would be "it's not rocket surgery!" and "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." Basically it's a pun based on classical music history and the common knowledge of an American amendment thanks to television.

@internetperson6195 Жыл бұрын

@@kiralonely1307 I love you for this

@cam5556 Жыл бұрын

@@internetperson6195 you trying to make them Kira Not Lonely?

@lilyreed9052 5 жыл бұрын

“I see the way you look at your grandmother” I got whiplash from that

@stevem.o.1185 2 жыл бұрын

Since everyone's giving weird stuff from their old notes, I've got two particularly horrible ones:. "Old Yeller, but it's with a Yorkie". "The movie Tombstone, but it's Steampunk, and Doc Holiday says, 'I'll be your custom fleshlight'" instead of Huckleberry"

@theboondoggliest Жыл бұрын

one of the funniest things ive ever written was "Queen Elizabeth whisky bottle BONKLE" this was written on top of a loving note from my grandma i was high on edibles and remember laughing so hard at this that i hurt my throat

@aebez 3 жыл бұрын

i’m still laughing over “message to poop: you are what i eat”

@kristopher4130 2 жыл бұрын

so true ibuki

@kitkatrina1337 2 жыл бұрын

so true ibuki

@zanemcewen1343 2 жыл бұрын

so true Ibuki

@kotokoutsugi2993 2 жыл бұрын

Hello, fellow Danganronpa fan

@mimi.sues. 2 жыл бұрын

so true ibuki

@arancini1837 3 жыл бұрын

“excuse me, i am homeless, i am gay, i have aids, i’m new in town” - drew gooden probably

@bounderby99 3 жыл бұрын

Hey; that’s a proud Asian American woman and tall child you’re talking about!

@arancini1837 3 жыл бұрын

@@bounderby99 don't worry the tall child is getting some rest

@acekenny9339 3 жыл бұрын

@@arancini1837 he finally stopped burning the candle at both ends

@heathernamara 3 жыл бұрын

he has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair🙄

@mozzaicynth 3 жыл бұрын

I love these references too much

@Allie_Victoria 2 жыл бұрын

Drew, thanks for making this video. Seeing your “twenty year old drew thoughts” inspired me to start writing down my thoughts like this, and its helped my mental state a lot.

@albertlassiter8608 5 ай бұрын

7:20 was so sad. I am glad that you have grown to love and value yourself more. self-esteem can be so hard to build - and seeing notes like this can really help you see how far you've come

@notdeadyet5337 3 жыл бұрын

“pressing a benjamin button” is genuinely comedy gold.

@jamewson 3 жыл бұрын

Trol

@sades466 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it help

@wafer2511 3 жыл бұрын

@@sades466 well you see

@ihaverabies17 2 жыл бұрын

@@sades466 there was this movie about a guy who aged in reverse and the character was named benjamin button. So his joke was just a dumb play on his name

@lovelybeautygirlstella5976 Жыл бұрын

TRUEEEEE

@quarterqueen 5 жыл бұрын

curious jorge made me choke and literally almost swallow a whole piece of pizza

@Nathan4564566 4 жыл бұрын

Press X to doubt

@AV-wq2je 4 жыл бұрын

Y to Shame

@mysticdarkwing6560 4 жыл бұрын

|-/

@mieshasehgal4975 4 жыл бұрын

cool, but what about country music?

@daylinbridgewater547 4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile picture!

@kososka 9 ай бұрын

'Curious Jorge' is the funniest thing Drew has ever said

@cassielilah9192 Жыл бұрын

I just would like to say I've watched this video at least 15 times. Nearly every time I watch this video the YMCA joke and then the grandpa bit afterwards never fails to make me laugh. I know Drew doesn't think they're funny, but they can definitely always cheer me up.

@toughorangebloomplayz1272 5 жыл бұрын

I see the resemblance between drew and his grandfather

@shroomish4937 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah thay both look like danny...

@ratherande 4 жыл бұрын

Its subtle but I can definitely see it

@sunder530 4 жыл бұрын

I guess maybe if you squint

@katesszz 4 жыл бұрын

Really? I dont see it.

@Rin-dg4tz 4 жыл бұрын

Meh

@rubberduckyofsteel 5 жыл бұрын

11/10 would watch “but what about country music?”

@elis.9862 5 жыл бұрын

ok lol

@oof8279 5 жыл бұрын

That was actual a good idea, I would pay to watch that

@casey7817 5 жыл бұрын

Mr too

@Syrange13 Жыл бұрын

"unconventional wisdom teeth" and "candy that comes with instructions" are actual bangers

@earf-quake 8 ай бұрын

“if im not pooping im looping” is the funniest thing ive ever heard and i cannot stop saying it to my friends. everytime i see it or tell my friends if im not pooping im looping i start giggling