Reminds me of Conan and Bill Hader talking about Snapped 😅

"You took a vow! Do it yourself!" Lol

Ha ha! 😂 yeah, obviously they DIDN'T so it drives me nuts when they open like that. It's like if you end up offing your spouse, there was never a time your relationship was even close to "healthy" much less perfect and should never have gotten past the initial dating stage. Blech! 🤢

There's no such thing as "perfect marriage". Marriage is a hopelessly flawed legal contract. Friendship is healthy; marriage isn't.

I played this to my wife and she laughed now when every time we have a disagreement it end with me saying “ they had the perfect marriage “ and it breaks the tension

Hahahaha omgosh...yes

That was hilarious 😂😂😂

Yes we should monitor you

There are a lot of miserable housewives out there with too much time on their hands. 📺🔪😱

And they are always surprised at the end can't believe what happened!

I am _HOOKED_ on Dateline.

But there was that pesky matter of the $10 billion life insurance policy...

Yep, blah blah blah blah blah, and she loved taking walks in the park....

I have thought the same thing, no one is just a witch, not many people really liked her, she wasn't very nice .....

She's not just any kind of beautiful either. She's a "bombshell."

@@philochristos Ha!

Also, he has a deep mellow voice, & doesn't talk very fast.

Nice word salad

@@breadoflifefaiupu8992 I don't know the technical terms for what Keith Morrison is doing (with said cadence, emphasis, etc.); I'm a layman. If you work with voices or with sound, you might have more a more refined understanding than I do of any relevant terms.

Very few comics are clean. It's harder to do clean comedy. You can watch him with your kids, which is cool. Brian Regan is also good, and no f bombs.

He is so entertainingly fun to watch, Dateline Story, the way he tells it, hilarious!!!!!!!!

He's so classy! I ended up accidentally watching an Amy Schumer ( pig lady ) vid right after Gaffigan and was disgusted. It was all "my genitals smell sooooo bad" and "My genitals sweat soooooo much" and "I'm a woman and deserve respect!" lol

Yes, like my fav Brian Regan.

Funniest clean comic out there.

CONGRATS ON 100!!!🎉🎈🏆

He's a pig

Right. But by the second commercial break, they were both having affairs, there was at least 1 life insurance policy, and perhaps even a split personality type.

@@CedricsMom true!..It was always the pattern!lol..

Why all caps ???

They had it all. They were living in a trailer in the bottom of a trash dump and had only tried to divorce twice. They only lost one car And he was about to find work again. They were the perfect couple

And they aleays tell us that they "had a great house". Makes me glad I have an average house.

“But Mr. Gaffigan was hiding a dark secret, even his wife and kids didn’t know about. You see his name isn’t really Jim at all.. and you’re about to find out, that whole Sweet ‘n Funny thing was All a big act.

@@clinicaltranscription1190 🤣🤣🤣

Add Brian Reagan

Have you seen the KZfaq channel: Dry Bar Comedy? They are all funny and no cursing!

Yes!!!!

Who cares if he “curses” ? Go back to your cave.

CLEAN COMEDIANS BORE ME.....The only time I don't curse is when I'm asleep....and I curse the moment I wake up....

@E R That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Curse words are like any other words. They can be funny or not funny. It all depends on the context, timing, etc. Jim Gaffigan's favorite comedian was Richard Pryor. Pryor cussed more than a sailor on every set.

Lol

Keith Morrison is Matthew Perry's stepfather. Remember this fact, remember it always.

@@773SleepyHollow So Keith is married to Morgan Fairchild😛, nice.

Hader nailed it perfectly. I've watched it at least 50 times. 😆

ooooOOOOHHHHHHHoooooooo...

That's hilarious! His "Hot Pockets!" bit will probably be an earworm for the rest of the day. 😂

wait, you paid $30 to see an unknown? wow.

@@steveswangler6373 I knew about him. And the 30 was for the front row. He was not a total unknown. But again, this was a theater and not a club.

Must be cool to have seen him blow up

I played a Theater. . I was Beaten and Arrested.. Law Suit too. They hated my Clothes... Kidding ...

Why not get Phillip Seymour Hoffman?

@@markbeames7852 💀

@@sothisispermanence1898 how do you know?

@@markbeames7852 just a hunch?

Actually Jim Gaffigain starred in a movie called "In Cold Blood" which is biopic about Truman Capote, a weirdo writer who was obsessed with some murderers.

Cellular Towers can triangulate your calls to locate your whereabouts while Life Insurance discussions with your spouse all of a sudden comes about when budgeting your finances so those maybe precursors. 😆

Along of course with their 'I'm so smart' attitude. Which cops notice right away, along with the smell of guilt.

Don't forget internet history.

Raquel SH Yes!! Never a good idea to google “antifreeze toxicity.”

The girlfriend on the side is also a hint to move away to another town as soon as possible.

Oh so you're not supposed to put actual spice in the ice cream to put them off? Shiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hilarious 😂

A great idea😄

They didn't believe you just felt sorry for you they knew you needed the ice more.😺😆

We would have something on the counter, like cookies or whatever, and the kids would see them and get excited... I would say, "Don't eat those! They taste like soap. Seriously, those are going in the trash, they're terrible." and when the kids went to sleep, we would eat them.

Have you been taken downtown yet?

@@markbeames7852 😁😂

😆

If people would just actively raise their kids to not be narcissists....

Look at the in-laws, not the outlaws.

Of course you did

Me too

they dropped acid...so..we've been using sodium pentathol unnecessarily as a truth serum all this time, huh?

How u knw the person in the crowd is a murderer?

@@emmanuel.n8458 Are you serious🤨🤨🤨

@@batissta44 AT LEAST... Operative words!

@@emmanuel.n8458 I would bet that there's at least one person in that crowd who either thinks about killing their spouse or is actually planning on killing their spouse.

Susie was still in a full-body cast from falling (hmmm) beneath a train several months before, but she desperately needed fresh air. Maybe it would help with uncontrolled seizures (hmmm) that began when the family piano crashed through the window and fell on her head.

This hits differently now 😳

@Ixa TV yeah I can see that. Goodman does look more like Homer but now a little old for it.

haha! perfect!

He probably can play Chief Wiggum

Nope. Way too smart to play Homer.

they musnt ever do that. would be ridiculous.

I remember hearing Kathie Lee Gifford, saying that on Regis and Kathie Lee.

It's older than that. Jack Benny used it about his wife and my mom had remembered a famous movie star using it as well. Can't remember who but since she told me in late 70s and I got the impression the interview was at least 10 or 20 years before that maybe it was along the lines of Liv Ullmann, Jessica Tandy, Joanne Woodward or someone else from an earlier era.

Hahaha wow

That's why you usually hear "old" and "hermit" used together.

Yes!!

🤣🤣🤣 I'm bringing my plushies, though. And a lifetime supply of peanut butter cups.

Same with my wife. We stopped saying " wanna watch Dateline tonight?" and now we say "Wanna watch Murder tonight?"

Good luck....

😂

Please listen again to the video. The laughter sounds like pre-recordings. If you've ever been to a live comedy show, everyone doesn't laugh on queue nor stop on queue.🤔

His jokes were on point. Totally killed it.

A most excellent pun!

Projection, she's plotting.

Hmm sounds like the line of questioning from my old man! :) Take care!

You might be a woman identifying as a man ... if your watching murder shows. Statistically woman account for the majority of thier viewers.

@@dormantmenace Possibly but oddly enough not the majority of murderers! Take care!

That's too funny. Actor Mark Consuelos said he was once disturbed that his wife was watching "Snapped" so intently. He said when he saw her hours later, she was still watching, "and now she's taking notes." 🤣

You just gave him another alibi.

Must be a fake YT account. Part of some grander plan.

Crime-Drama Voiceover Narration: "Among those most shocked by Gaffigan's horrific murder spree was long-time fan Jean Harper..." Off-Screen Reporter: "You once said, to Jim, "I know you'll never murder her," meaning his wife..." Jean Harper: (nodding) Off-Screen Reporter: "Knowing now that Jim Gaffigan is one of the most prolific serial killers in history, do you...regret saying that?" Jean Harper: "Maybe they all died from laughter?" Off-Screen Reporter: "Even if someone died laughing...and that's a big if...laughter doesn't get people chopped up and disposed of a piece at a time in cities that coincide with a Comedy Tour entitled 'Dead Body Disposal by Jim Gaffigan.'" Jean Harper: "With the exception of the word "never," I stand by my statement." Off-Screen Reporter: "Wait, wait, wait, Jean... you stand by it?" Jean Harper: " Aside from the mistake of the word 'never,' my statement was 100 percent correct." 😉😅

This is brilliant! I'm a big fan!

How is making murder jokes pg rated? It doesn't make sense to me that people think murder is a less disturbing subject than sex.

@@TheSportsCore you don't seem to care about Allen Iverson's record setting body count during his famous killing spree at the Beechwood Shopping Mall back in 2004. GTFO of here with your pious hypocrisy.

@@joeshmoe9233 Your comment doesn't make any sense, it starts with false information and ends with a senseless connection to what I said. Try harder next time you want to troll someone.

@@TheSportsCore Still trying to pretend it didn't happen? It's no wonder your wife left you. Between these denials and all the hookers, it's amazing she stayed as long as she did.

@@joeshmoe9233 Nice try, but you are getting even worse at your trolling attempts, maybe you should just retire now.

Sometimes on cul-de-sacs (as if cul-de-sacs are sacrosanct).

OK Karen

@@breadoflifefaiupu8992 Not quite, man-baby, whiney Kevin.

Maybe one of those guys copied from the other, just change wording enough so not so blatant.

Yeah, kind of similar. But finding the big laugh inside a dark topic is definitely more of Norm's wheelhouse.

You sicken me

It's a hot pocket with micro hot pockets inside of mini hot pockets inside the hot pocket. Your plumber will love you.

hoooooot pocket!

Oh I forgot to ask Jim what he thought of the Hot Pocket recall.

This is great comedy. That's why I hate comedians who complain about cancel culture when the reality is they're not clever about how to deliver material. Comedy is a hard art form, figure out how to get the laugh on seemingly offensive material.

It seems to get the viewer's attention.

Projecting much?

Nah.....he’s a good dude

Emphasis on "if."

“He was better at murder than comedy”

@@soccermommyNPC "But that's when the laughter stopped."