Why women live longer than men (2)

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everett

Жыл бұрын

me personally, I feel like I could make the jump

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@victorcruz5021 Жыл бұрын

"I didn't hear him screaming" He was trynna superman it the whole way down

@Anonymouslikemydad Жыл бұрын

Bro thought he was Batman tryna land safely

@bayarea_pyro4159 Жыл бұрын

@@Anonymouslikemydad the superhero landing

@AymanRedx Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@taureanwooley Жыл бұрын

I heard "I can hear him screaming" ... I must have wanted him to :/

@brycekliever6177 Жыл бұрын

It's " I don't hear him screaming" not didn't how do yall mishear thst ita clear as day

@SebAnders Жыл бұрын

Sometimes a true friend must raise a kind backhand to a friend before they do something terminally dumb

@themanicman8458 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bombomos Жыл бұрын

This

@pedrohernandez287 Жыл бұрын

Yup!!!

@aoishi4781 Жыл бұрын

Other times, if it's not that dumb, you do that shit with them so they're not alone😂

@noahtheking6769 Жыл бұрын

My friend group motivates me where all idiots 😭

@benchmarknerd 8 ай бұрын

Given that we hear him jump at 0:45 and hit the ground at 0:52, even if we assume he was able to hit his peak height a whole second after he leaves the ground, he still fell nearly 180 meters, or about 575 feet. Bro had the confidence to jump from OVER 50 STORIES UP. Honestly massive respect

@dogfangss 7 ай бұрын

They did the math.

@lostplug 7 ай бұрын

@@dogfangssPhysics not math

@Shawn-yo4oc 4 ай бұрын

@@lostplugphysics is math.

@alostduckling5024 4 ай бұрын

MATH IS MATH

@lostplug 4 ай бұрын

@@Shawn-yo4oc 🥲😞

@superbuu122 8 ай бұрын

" I dont need a running start" Oh he serious serious

@laurencegreen5629 3 ай бұрын

That's OK he was the clone

@joshp1464 Жыл бұрын

“Whatever happens, we tried to stop him, alright?”

@egwimblessed9977 Жыл бұрын

Aswrz

@franciscoalbertoperezpicha9082 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Yeah man I sure we did 😂😂

@doubled1094 Жыл бұрын

Our alibi

@septimusheap925 Жыл бұрын

I don't even know what happened (Obviously I do I'm just pretending that I don't)

@decrow2497 Жыл бұрын

Yap 🤣true

@birthdayboy5347 Жыл бұрын

Bro he fell for 3 days

@EvcNoble Жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@Down-in-TheDumps Жыл бұрын

*Business days*

@bluntslt8023 Жыл бұрын

No he didn't it was 5 seconds

@dawidgajewski6878 Жыл бұрын

@@bluntslt8023 whoooosh

@bikramgon846 Жыл бұрын

@@bluntslt8023 no no I'm pretty sure it was 6.9420 seconds

@lionelassey6762 7 ай бұрын

"I didn't hear him screaming" Dude accepted his death 😂

@munchsinister9055 2 ай бұрын

Never get screaming while falling makes it more scarier

@raneey3667 Ай бұрын

Dude committed suicide, why scream when you want it to end?

@Volcarion 14 күн бұрын

"I don't hear him screaming" As in, he is dead on impact.

@razwangazi 4 ай бұрын

That **SPLAT** with that shook and the sit DOWN i am dying

@chaghetti Жыл бұрын

Make sure y’all record these types of conversations so you can prove, yes, he was just that dumb. No, we did not push him.

@O4C209 Жыл бұрын

Facts. Every time my friends decide to do a jump, I say, "hold on, I'm recording this".

@vladislavohremenco3472 Жыл бұрын

Yes officer, his mom did drop him on his head on a couple occasions.

@lulolie Жыл бұрын

Dude still encouraged him to jump.....

@Prince27918 Жыл бұрын

@@lulolie they said not too😂

@jehriasean6379 Жыл бұрын

Dude told him he could do it.

@theheroingreen 9 ай бұрын

The silence during his fall was absolutely deafening

@RPRUPS 7 ай бұрын

Yeah😂😂

@occboc844 3 ай бұрын

Love the "Who's ready for Tomorrow" playing on the background

@Eli_Guy 3 ай бұрын

Ngl, this would be some common Night City gonk activity lmao

@nollie632 3 ай бұрын

Fr😞

@SekaiRA 2 ай бұрын

@@Eli_Guyhah, nice

@soggy_bagel2195 2 ай бұрын

I noticed that too

@rainbowmullet 2 ай бұрын

Alright, choomba. Don't let the corpos know we're here for biz, yknow'. Arasaka would get on our asses if we're spotted here. So shush, choom.

@bibbobbeep 3 ай бұрын

This is low-key so dark, the reaction just made it even more realistic

@joelex7966 Жыл бұрын

You will never hear a woman say to a group of her friends "watch this shit".

@ZlyJaszczomp Жыл бұрын

Legend says they exist

@RyubearSaysGao Жыл бұрын

Oh, teenage girls get up to some- Questionable stuff. It just does not involve 'I can jump that far' situations. Shoplifting lipgloss, pranking their friends by pretending to be someone else online. Not to mention sleepover shenanigans. I had a lot of female friends, as a teenager. They are better at hiding these things.

@joelex7966 Жыл бұрын

@@ZlyJaszczomp I am sure there are a few out there and they usually go on to win Darwin awards.

@joelex7966 Жыл бұрын

@@RyubearSaysGao more so now than they used to.

@TheCoffeeCrow Жыл бұрын

No, no I say that daily. We just have the self restraint when we know we don't want to suffer specific consequences. .... Now if you don't care about the consequences-

@curly_bill Жыл бұрын

“You would need a running start but there’s a railing” Love that he implies he could make that jump even with a running start 💀

@joshrandall3632 Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part. He gave him a way out. "Yeah, you're right, I could make it, but the railing."

@vang-toulee8351 Жыл бұрын

With enough height maybe it's possible. I assume your knees and legs would hurt like shit tho.

@calebanderson5546 Жыл бұрын

@@vang-toulee8351I think minimal possibility from the roof to the landing but that would still require speed, a good jump, and not messing up the timing of the jump.

@SMJSelena Жыл бұрын

I watch shorts of this parkour guy, Bob Reese, and feel like he could maybe do it 🤔

@Lodoelama Жыл бұрын

He could definitely make that

@deadlyspaghetti943 2 ай бұрын

Bro the “YOU GOT THIS ~no he doesn’t~” had me dying

@thecinemagician 8 ай бұрын

Sometimes, if you really love someone..... you gotta hold them down until they don't feel like jumping anymore

@legendariflame5304 7 ай бұрын

I want a hug. I thought about this too.

@captainobvious7877 Жыл бұрын

"I don't hear him screaming." Duh... cuz he clearly made it. 😏😏

@komlat253 Жыл бұрын

Lol yea u right 😊

@carmentasha2789 Жыл бұрын

Yea, made it into that spirit realm 😮 🫣 😇 It's the sudden stop that gets everyone 💀

@shadowgaming-uf5yi Жыл бұрын

Yh made it

@simplyskrypt3914 Жыл бұрын

I feel like there wouldve been more screaming if he did make it ngl

@MammaKush88 Жыл бұрын

Made it all the way to Valhalla

@luccas.4273 8 ай бұрын

"I don't hear him screaming" That's because he's allright😂

@mushimbwakafuta4083 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@zillerkami1482 6 ай бұрын

He'll be ight

@rayjayx786 4 ай бұрын

Then he mustve landed on his left side

@zillerkami1482 4 ай бұрын

Jus give em a ice bag that'll fix it

@whitneywilliams317 3 ай бұрын

He's alright..............in heaven.

@di3aliv342 3 ай бұрын

"Superman has the ability to fly philip" "😮I don't hear him screaming" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead af

@Simkets 7 ай бұрын

The reaction when your friend does something totally stupid and you're just left in shock and despair is so freaking real in here 🤣🤣😭😭

@alexwilliams2419 9 ай бұрын

“I didn’t hear him screaming” Bro I want that type of confidence when even though you’re about to kiss concrete, you still think you’re making it

@yifangyuan3719 9 ай бұрын

yeah…. that’s what happend

@mrwombo9840 9 ай бұрын

“I don’t hear him screaming” How are so many people messing that up.

@alexwilliams2419 9 ай бұрын

@@mrwombo9840 idk maybe i was in public or whatever. Tho it's good that you heard it correctly bro, i mean the sheer impact that your comment has by showing me how fucking bad i am at hearing any sound, bro your the guy, trust me your that guy

@30pranaypawar17 9 ай бұрын

@@alexwilliams2419he fell and break the sound barrier, thats why you heard no sound untill a sonic splash in end.

@stranger342 9 ай бұрын

@@mrwombo9840 past tense. He died how tf would he screaming? They saying he didnt scream at all while falling bruh

@ihnikun Жыл бұрын

Bro the sound got me lmfao

@sunray686 Жыл бұрын

It got him too

@benjaminmartis857 Жыл бұрын

For real. The entire time I was with it and it was cool but the last sound. 💀💀💀😂😂😂

@lazygamer923 Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmartis857😆 Guess what... NO ONE FUCKING ASKED!!!!!

@CircusFoxxo Жыл бұрын

That's actually more like what a jumper sounds like when they hit

@Southsideju Жыл бұрын

The flinch and sitting down was 100% accurate too 😂

@Stark0024 7 ай бұрын

This is why aliens don't visit us🗿

@callidus5586 2 ай бұрын

"You think you can make a stand jump from there?" You don't even have to act that.😅😂

@F4UC3 Жыл бұрын

"Superman has the ability to fly, Philip"! I don't know why, but that had me rolling!

@emmanuelakalusi3690 Жыл бұрын

“Im just gonna Super-Man it” *you’re missing a crucial detail*

@y.g.fcnote4293 Жыл бұрын

Had me rolling to 😭he sounded so disappointed

@sebbacca4804 Жыл бұрын

This video is sponsored by hallucinogenic drugs

@peytonwalsh5219 Жыл бұрын

That was my favourite line bro

@HeWhoProclaims Жыл бұрын

Literally has me dead when I said it.

@trendytrenessh462 Жыл бұрын

"superman has the ability to fly" was a much better answer than "superman isn't real"

@TheGameianDark Жыл бұрын

Nah! He's very much real... I just saw him flying around a few minutes before!!!!!! 🤔 Or was it a bird? 🤔 Or was it a plane? Nah! That's definitely Superman! 🦸‍♂️

@stephanielu7694 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@lemonperson560 3 ай бұрын

I never thought I would see these 2 together😂

@Evan_Mobley_is_the_GOAT 2 ай бұрын

Fr i was in disbelief

@kittkattcrearions 4 ай бұрын

That crunch as he hit the bottom😂😂

@jonosono Жыл бұрын

Knew this shit was going to go left as soon as I heard that Cyberpunk music. Those two better get outta Night City, 'cause they are next!

@stonegod95 Жыл бұрын

He should've just put a pile of garbage bags on the ground for a safe landing

@sampackman69 Жыл бұрын

Just be thankful Everett didn't add the other song at the end Because Phillip didn't "want to stay at your house"

@biggiracc Жыл бұрын

@@stonegod95 Average Kyle Crane enjoyer

@stonegod95 Жыл бұрын

@@biggiracc 😆

@KhoaLe-uc2ny Жыл бұрын

Cyberpunk AND dying light in the same thread? Damn I love this community.

@daigozidashi4376 8 ай бұрын

Honestly, that reaction felt so real, the disbelief of watching him jump the railing, turning away, and then hearing the crash and dropping to the floor breathless and stunned...

@maclex7046 7 ай бұрын

For you to know is real you must have experienced it. Are you alrigth, mate?

@knightingirl 7 ай бұрын

@maclex7046 The OP is right. That acting was top-notch. The way they turned away after he jumped, and their reaction to the sound was 👌🏽. You don't need to experience that to know.

@Sabersafe 7 ай бұрын

@@knightingirl Yeah, there's that feeling of guilt after convincing your friend that it's okay to do a stupid dangerous thing. That's why you turn around as if you don't want to witness how they get hurt or die. You just can't.

@unique9719 7 ай бұрын

The commentssssss y'alll plssss 😭😭😂😂

@FinesseKidd_22 7 ай бұрын

right? why was this lowkey dark asf💀

@barisveesitlik9310 8 ай бұрын

The waiting moment is the best. Even I got nervous while waiting hahaha

@mythicmind 7 ай бұрын

The sudden bang impact got me deceased 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭

@MrCantfindanynames 9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣... It's always that one friend. "You got this!" "You can do anything you put your mind to bro!" NOOOOOOOOO! 🤦🏿‍♂️

@Unknown-UpTown-Resident 8 ай бұрын

Lol fr, they the worst type

@darcylea2993 7 ай бұрын

😂 I'm that friend. Cause it's true!.. You can literally do anything you put your mind to. The end result is irrelevant. At least you lived your best life!

@breadcastle6867 7 ай бұрын

@@darcylea2993with friends like you, who needs enemies

@Daveighna 7 ай бұрын

@@breadcastle6867😂 I need friends like that. I usually choose achievable goals, but I don't have the courage and self-confidence to move, so I often have to struggle with my demons, support from such friends would help a lot 😅

@breadcastle6867 7 ай бұрын

@@Daveighna Well, as long as they are "sensible" goals. I hope you meet good people who'll cheer you on towards achieving those goals.

@deadbattery3224 Жыл бұрын

“No balls.”

@Patrick-zr8tv Жыл бұрын

Not anymore

@Metronati Жыл бұрын

@@Patrick-zr8tv when they find his dead body they’ll see two little cracked pellets where his balls where

@Phantomx_Strider Жыл бұрын

@@Patrick-zr8tv no head either 💀💀

@-m.d.n-9019 Жыл бұрын

No life too

@riglowkun Жыл бұрын

"You won't"

@yuhjt 3 ай бұрын

" you can't do that with the railing right here"... proceeds to hold the railing on the other side😅

@Greg_tha_rushin 3 ай бұрын

Finally! I feel like no one else is talking about this or didn't notice it, lol

@dx6512 4 ай бұрын

"I didn't hear him screaming" Bro took the L silently

@raneahester5612 9 ай бұрын

“I didn’t hear him screaming” Just killed me xDDDd

@bakanim1888 8 ай бұрын

That's not the only thing it killed 😂

@RobbWes 8 ай бұрын

I guess he skipped the "A" in S.P.L.A.T

@RobbWes 8 ай бұрын

. | | \/ Squat. Pray. Leap. AHHHH. Touchdown.

@diqital_aviator 8 ай бұрын

Yeah killed him too 😂

@rykerhippen9983 7 ай бұрын

I DONT hear him screaming

@Rikenbo Жыл бұрын

Those 6½ seconds of silence before the SPLAT, plus their shocked and horrified reaction? 😱 PRICELESS!!! 🤣

@Ed_Entertainment_III 9 ай бұрын

The formula used to calculate distance using time fallen for and gravity is 1/2•g•t², using a stopwatch I found that he fell for about 7.5 seconds plugging this into the equation gives you 1/2•9.8•7.5², the output is the distance fallen in meters which is 275.625 meters or around 904 feet, on average every floor is 14 feet meaning that he fell around sixty four floors before becoming a fine red mist on the road

@bread9923 9 ай бұрын

@@Ed_Entertainment_IIImy brain

@Ed_Entertainment_III 9 ай бұрын

He would be going about 164mph or 264 kph when he hit the ground

@Ed_Entertainment_III 9 ай бұрын

Assuming he weighed the average for someone of his height, (around 156lbs or 70.76kg) the energy his body would impart when striking the ground would be around 191131.61 joules of force

@Ed_Entertainment_III 9 ай бұрын

@bread9923 that's like 119 punches by Mike Tyson ALL AT ONCE or 166,600 lbs of force

@shadowghost815 3 ай бұрын

He said, "You got it," trying to give him words of encouragement 😭😭😭

@yowelwilson9990 7 ай бұрын

The look on his face when he says “he doesn’t even believe you” made it funny and horrifying at the same time.

@Chef_nO-shiRt 9 ай бұрын

“You got it.” He was so sure of his abilities 🤣🤣🤣

@alvin3647 8 ай бұрын

Wonder if drugs played a part

@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 7 ай бұрын

Did he really jumped ?

@Spartan-Four-Twenty 7 ай бұрын

Im the 420th like.

@markajijelek5543 7 ай бұрын

@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626unfortunately yes 😢

@alexs5744 5 ай бұрын

I believe that is called the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

@freecandynvan2816 Жыл бұрын

“Right. . . You write the note and I’ll call the police. If we tell them what actually happened then we’ll be doing 25-life because no one will believe that’s what really happened.”

@galvarthefailure4774 Жыл бұрын

Officer He was from Florida

@justicetaylor8052 Ай бұрын

OH SHIT! IM JUST REALIZING YALL KNOW EACH OTHER! That’s dope!

@Adhd.energy 6 ай бұрын

Just so you know I’m taking notes. You’re editing this teaching me a lot :)

@smokedravioli3208 Жыл бұрын

Bro the crash actually made cry wtf, I was not expecting that LMAOOO😭

@Just_Call_Me_Pagton Жыл бұрын

That was a long ass fall

@Kyharra Жыл бұрын

It's not like it was sad lol

@ogbmt Жыл бұрын

@@Kyharra I think they meant cry laughing

@smokedravioli3208 Жыл бұрын

@@ogbmt that is what I meant thanks bb

@BigblackDavis Жыл бұрын

@@ogbmt oh cry laughing, I’ve been on Reddit for too long

@bigonesolutions1658 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t hear him screaming” was a great touch

@pumbukin_pumbuken809 2 ай бұрын

“He’ll tech it, he’ll tech it”. *crunch* “He didn’t tech.”

@kuronokarasu2307 7 ай бұрын

"I don't hear him screaming" that part got me

@kicktheball2703 8 ай бұрын

*invades personal space* “Superman has the ability to fly , Phillip.” 💀💀

@silverwind9906 3 ай бұрын

I gonna gave to to drive the point lol

@danielperez8489 3 ай бұрын

@@silverwind9906what on earth did you just say, my guy

@nigru6599 3 ай бұрын

@@silverwind9906Did you have a stroke good ma'am?

@silverwind9906 3 ай бұрын

@@nigru6599 did you?

@ZaeRod Жыл бұрын

"He'd still be alive right now if yall niggas ain't gas him up"

@redbrush200 Жыл бұрын

Fucking underrated comment

@4EverParkedLS Жыл бұрын

LOL

@thewzterminator Жыл бұрын

OneVillage be like

@univera1111 Жыл бұрын

Stupid is stupid gassed up or not

@Ph4r4oh_444g Жыл бұрын

Omm 🤣😭💀

@theguyyoucallhim 3 ай бұрын

"I don't hear him screaming" That's because he landed like superman and is totally alright 😊

@privatesocialhandle 7 ай бұрын

"I believe I can fly" "I believe I can fly" "I believe I can fly" "I believe I can fly" "I believe I can flSPLAT"

@WestAirAviation Жыл бұрын

"You thinking what I'm thinking, partner?" "Aim for the bushes."

@ajscott9528 Жыл бұрын

Ay, you an OG for that one

@PremedComrade-25 11 ай бұрын

*Guitar Riff* "There goes my hero!"

@DatBoi-lu9pt 10 ай бұрын

is that from "the other guys" ?

@farismalkawi9315 10 ай бұрын

@@DatBoi-lu9ptyes

@BenBePlayin333 Жыл бұрын

“You got this” *quietly* “He doesn’t”

@tolasstim12 Ай бұрын

The collab I didn’t know I needed

@stay_sports 22 күн бұрын

MOST UNEXPECTED COLLAB OF THE YEAR BRUHHHH

@Xerithx Жыл бұрын

"You got it" 💀💀Knowingly sent this man to the grave lmao

@DavidRLentz Жыл бұрын

It's a skit. They pranked you!

@Xerithx Жыл бұрын

@@DavidRLentz what 🤯🤯 mind blown

@DavidRLentz Жыл бұрын

@@Xerithx ,🤣 They smacked you with APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

@Xerithx Жыл бұрын

@@DavidRLentz I got fooled hard like I really thought they uploaded a video of someone jumping off a building 😳😳 on KZfaq no less that's crazzzzyyyy 💀💀

@cavemanindustries5102 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like me and my friends

@naheleshiriki5496 Жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, if a person states that they're going to jump from a ledge to their death thinking they can make it. You have every right to physically restrain them from making the last mistake they will ever make.

@albinoblksheep9231 Жыл бұрын

Their body, their choice.

@hames7405 Жыл бұрын

@@albinoblksheep9231 Well, once they're dead, it's gonna be, "Burn the body, it's the only choice."

@gigajesus Жыл бұрын

@@albinoblksheep9231 💀

@reka10 Жыл бұрын

Just because you have the right to do something doesn't mean you should. If law enforcement just took this to heart, there'd be fewer ''accidental'' shootings.

@Champ0222 Жыл бұрын

@@reka10 you don’t have the right to shooting someone in some circumstances just because you’re a cop. And yes, you should physically restrain someone trying to jump to their death

@collectivewrld6209 2 ай бұрын

"You're gonna have to show him bro" if fvkn wild 😭

@meowthtroplaysvideogames 6 ай бұрын

“I don’t hear him screaming” Bro was traumatized 💀

@FloWoodEnT123 Жыл бұрын

"Superman has the ability to fly, Philip". Bro had the most top tier realistic acting throughout this video 😂👌🏾 Edit: two weeks later, I'm still laughing at this line 🤣🤣🤣

@Winnerbro123 Жыл бұрын

Fella*

@justinbutler591 Жыл бұрын

@Duolingo what are you trying to correct to "fella"

@FloWoodEnT123 Жыл бұрын

@duolingo-zi8vp you do know, he said "Phillip", right?

@Winnerbro123 Жыл бұрын

@@FloWoodEnT123 my bad

@SiriHakuoh Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I came here for this comment!

@kingrjPlays_YT 10 ай бұрын

Nah bro the silence was loud and clear 😂😂😂 got me laughing my behind off

@leejayson7047 9 ай бұрын

I know 5 dudes in my life tht are like tht "Yeah I think I can fight the gator dude" "Nah, the pitbull with scar aint gonna do nothin" "Dude, trust me.....if you look gorilla in the eyes you gonna assert authority over them.......and the glass is strong"

@chocolito9461 2 ай бұрын

This is my favorite sketch

@whitneydenise2786 Ай бұрын

😂 it was the….. “you got it” for me🤣🤣🤣

@podawe8051 Жыл бұрын

This is exactly how this exchange would go too. There'd be some push back from one friend, and the other friend would egg you on.

@nakamuraasuka7561 9 ай бұрын

Then there's me in the background telling him that it's the most stupidest idea that I have ever heard, and then rationally explain why it's dumb and that he shouldn't do it. Only to be ignored. Then I would have a 'I told you' face as I witness their end.

@emrahalien2972 9 ай бұрын

@@nakamuraasuka7561 but imagine if you were the dumb one and he does it cause he actually has been trying to do it for year and did it 3 times in a row one day and realized he has perfected it, and did all of this so you could feel so dumb.

@emrahalien2972 9 ай бұрын

@@nakamuraasuka7561also yeah you are the pushback? Not a new variant of friend.

@nakamuraasuka7561 9 ай бұрын

@@emrahalien2972 I would honestly applaud them for deceiving me, and I would be in shock and awe that they could pull the stunt off numerous times!

@nakamuraasuka7561 9 ай бұрын

@emrahalien2972 I wasn't saying that I was a new variant, I was just inserting myself as a third friend that happened to be there. Of course, I'm a pushback.

@eddy.gdelaleu3860 Жыл бұрын

The head holding…. That’s the moment he suppressed all the trauma

@wyattcrafty1649 3 ай бұрын

That was an insanely accurate thud sound, bravo!

@Mila_Kim_VIP 7 ай бұрын

-Trying to hype :" You got this ! " -Whispering " He doesn't " 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂

@TheMMMification Жыл бұрын

That ending was brutal.

@RangerA588 Жыл бұрын

I was still processing what happened until he hit the ground

@SHIZUOMNI20 7 ай бұрын

"Ever had that feeling when you look at a high place you get a sudden urge to jump" -Jack Sparrow

@MalsArts 2 ай бұрын

reminds me of that physics question in my physics exam where a dude was jumping from building to building and we had to figure out if he lands or not and his acceleration speed

@MalsArts 2 ай бұрын

(he lands)

@Xloudy684 Жыл бұрын

My man said “you got it” 💀 Yeah he got a one way ticket straight to fu**in’ hell 🤣

@rihamy2nd Жыл бұрын

The “you got it” absolutely slayed me 😂

@malindaredix9703 Жыл бұрын

When he said.."you got it" ..and the other guy said " no he doesn't " that shii killed my soul🤣

@theplaceholder3 3 ай бұрын

That sounds like a closed casket funeral to me

@themagicsquid4592 3 ай бұрын

This is the collab we all needed and wanted🎉🎉❤

@tatersalad76 9 ай бұрын

"Your Honor, he said he thought he could do it."

@AhHereWeGo Жыл бұрын

“Ok…… he was feeling REALLY depressed these last couple days.”

@30pranaypawar17 9 ай бұрын

"and... why didnt you stop him?" "officer, it was a canon event."

@janortiz420Friedly 7 ай бұрын

“I don’t hear him screaming” He was fighting demons

@sunbear9374 7 ай бұрын

Appreciate the music y'all chose that's one of my favorite cruising

@its__ashy4818 Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen a better punchline delivery in a while

@birisuandrei1551 Жыл бұрын

More of a splashline by that loud sound...

@chaiii_teaaa5944 Жыл бұрын

Yo bro in the glasses concern for phillip was top tier acting. 10/10

@jsl6155 9 ай бұрын

That’s Everett. He’s got his own channel.

@zxdith 9 ай бұрын

That's Everett, this is his channel, where the vid was uploaded lol

@chaiii_teaaa5944 9 ай бұрын

@@zxdith Oh I didn’t notice it was my first time seeing a short of his.

@adoniscreed4031 8 ай бұрын

Who needs enemies when bro with the headset is your friend? 😂

@yourpalsammy9773 2 ай бұрын

That crunch and the reaction after cracked me up why more than it should've.

@X0verXDriveX 8 ай бұрын

- "I feel like I can make this jump.". - "What jump?". I'm already laughing.

@O4C209 Жыл бұрын

Anytime a bro says he's going to jump it, you are obligated to say, "hold on, I'm gonna record this".

@csguy3223 Жыл бұрын

True, need proof that he was stupid.

@Matt_H_ Жыл бұрын

Bro code

@MrDee001 2 ай бұрын

Me thinking I can add a 7th and 8th plate in the gym. My frail spotter: "You got this!"

@gptstudios9580 Жыл бұрын

“Wait Really?” I’m in fuccin tears😭

@justinm693 Жыл бұрын

That was honestly a pretty good Superman impression. This dude's soul just went "Up up and away!".

@Blue-dn8fs 9 ай бұрын

more like down down and splat 💀

@isthatkingkey 9 ай бұрын

@@Blue-dn8fs😂😂😂😂

@isthatkingkey 9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Bonde7280 9 ай бұрын

@@Blue-dn8fs Down down and all over*

@joseledesma3703 2 ай бұрын

I love the “you got this” and then he whispers to Evan “no he doesn’t”

@jacobgonzalez3297 Жыл бұрын

“Superman has the ability to FLY PHILLIP” had me deceased lmao

@Shadow31ex Жыл бұрын

As a man, I officially approve this message even when it hurts.

@Brievel Жыл бұрын

As a mother of boys this message terrifies me out of my wits.

@Jono_93 Жыл бұрын

@@Brievel I gave my mum a few scares when i was 8, first i fell out a tree i climbed and got scratched up by the branches on the way down, looked like my back had been malled by a Bear.😄 Later that year i fell off my bike into the corner of a wall and cracked my skull, i can still feel the crack from the top of my fore head to my right eyebrow, no permanent damage though so i'm fine. But yeah your right to be terrified to a degree. 😅

@Brievel Жыл бұрын

@@Jono_93 I have never actually had any men in my life - except my husband who turned out be a predator 🙄 so can't judge by him - so I'm looking up videos of men and boys to know what to expect from my sons and... ignorance is, as they say, bliss. 😶

@Jono_93 Жыл бұрын

@@Brievel Woah, sorry to hear about your husband or ex rather, just know most of us aren't fu**ed in the head but there are a lot of sick f**ks out there. I would recommend Jordan Peterson's work, he's a psychologist, you've probably heard of him. Regardless of whether you like him or not, he has a lot to teach about male and female psychology.

@BlackMoridin Жыл бұрын

@@Brievel ohh boy.... get your kid on a good martial art and he'll be fine. But boys need male role confidants to learn how to channel aggression and testosterone in to productivity. But I'm glad to read your doing the research. And it's non of my business but I've got to mention this. Teach yourself to recognize the difference between, displays of male competence and assertiveness vs tyranny and aggression. They appear similar. I say this because sadly many female survivors can't tell the difference, and they end up squashing their sons potential. Bit a good martial art like muay thai, bjj or if you want something more traditional, kali jeet ku do. If you'd want something different chess also a good one. 😉 And srry to hear about the kids dad