What about Shazam?

Well, fuck a doodle do.

What is your new novel be called?i guess you can't divulge this yet.i digress,would it be a new ryan drake novel though.

I’m sorry but this was very dumb and misinformed. You say the movie will be bad based on hunch, and a 2 minute trailer? You apply science to WW latching onto lightning even though she’s a goddess, the daughter of Zeus and wields the magical, indestructible, Lasso of Truth?

Alcohol also kills Corona-Chan ... well ... the highly concentrated stuff.

Maybe a little off with Diana calling the shots on renouncing her wish as Steve actually had to talk her into it, but everything else is pretty much spot on.

His a movie prophet

Time traveler

top 10 proofs that time travels are real

I'm shocked

There's potential advantage in being a curmudgeon: www.studyfinds.org/just-say-no-being-stubborn-rigid-may-lower-your-alzheimers-risk/ From the article: ...lack of agreeability (is) most effective if accompanied by a healthy dose or(sp) curiosity and an aversion to conformity. According to researchers at the University of Geneva, people with that personality combination showed better preservation of brain areas that usually deteriorate and lose volume during the aging process and lead up to an Alzheimer’s diagnosis.

As I am watching this, I am enjoying a nice glass of Whistle Pig Rye. ;)

@@davegrenier1160 that study makes sense to me, my grandma was one of the most agreeable persons I know...

Hear hear

*high functioning (;

When super-man flew next to the plane he could see wonder women sitting there and he asked why the cock pit was at the back and she said it wasn't she was just taking a shit.

@@cepheus7391 that's from family guy

@@Thegamer10113 It's actually from an old joke that pre dates family guy.

@@cepheus7391 well it was repopularized from family guy because as soon as it was on there it was everywhere

@@Thegamer10113 so I noticed you didn't wash your hands

Or he's a genius

Aye, and she's a *literal demi-god,* the Daughter of Zeus.

Amen!

Big Trouble in Little China also taught me that movies can be good. 🤔

That is my favorite documentary.

@@paulbarclay4114 It should be. 🤓

😂

You mean Steve didn't come back as a disabled obese paralegic black trans lesbian person?

Where are the Golf Clubs

Bwahahaha (inhale) hahahahaha

@@thientuongnguyen5002 No, he meant that Steve didn't come back as a disabled obese paralegic black trans lesbian femme. Whatever a "femme" is.

Worst superhero movie ever

@@richmondboahene6536 watch suicide squad and then say to my face that its still the worst super hero movie

@@richmondboahene6536 captain marvel.

The meek (nerds) will inherit the earth.

My thoughts exactly every day of every week of every year for the last 25 years. Basically since I reached adulthood. The lockdown nonsense has changed my life not a single bit.

Please no

I feel the same with all the pathetic shit going on in the world atm, especially BLM

@David C I practiced social distancing when I was in high school, back in the '80's. You can say that I was sort of a pioneer.

Sadly Disney hasnt adopted the speaking -lightsaber- laser sword [gotta stick to their terminology ...] with that line and other Drinker classics.

They stopped caring a long time ago after they squeezed most of the good writers out of Hollywood by cheating them on royalties and percentages. People were still going to see their drek because there wasn't much option and for some reason people still like going to the theater. So they just kept cramming in more CGI over worse writing. People do seem to be getting tired of it though as earnings seem to have been shrinking in spite of a few "blockbusters." Still, they'll probably have to collapse, roll around in the dirt for a while, and then, maybe, they'll start making good movies again. Maybe.

@@Thane36425 That's the most hopeful thing I've heard anyone say about Hollywood in ages. Thank you, kind Thane. On its behalf, thank you--in these dark times, mercy to the terminally retarded means a lot.

"Don't worry about a thing, 'cuz every little thing's gonna be all right!" - Bob Marley. "Nah, it'll be fine!" - Drinker & Hollyweird.

@@Thane36425 boys, come join the anime club, it's still filled with non-sjw madlads. Just don't mind the spergs and beck beards in the corner there, nobody likes them

Its a lost Art form

Introverts: Young fools. Only now, at the end, do you understand...

Introverts had it right all along. Most people are shit.

@Jos Not if you're an Introvert. As an INTJ, I totally dont require speaking to or interacting with other people to survive.

In years to come the dominant lifeforms on earth will be cockroaches and incels.

It was just dreadful. God I hate Warner and DC. They are such incompetents

Warner ruined Godzilla :(

@@justsogusto4979 bro they saved her

@@justsogusto4979 the recent godzilla movies have been good

@@jeremyhorner9531 not really. the 1st one we saw him for 10 minutes. the 2nd one was a bunch of human drama and bullshit.

@H. G. Wells I second that, brother! If anything, the glasses just adds on to their attractiveness. Probably because they emphasize their gorgeous eyes. ;)

@H. G. Wells If two heads are better than one, four eyes are better than two!

she is the least convincing nerd ever

And they all stood up and clapped....never happened

As she should be she sucks lol

Same with our modern stuff 'set in the past'. BBC re-make 'A Christmas Carol'; 'Where's that black disabled lesbian feminist in Dickens book ?!'.

They used to try and make the 'dramas' contemporary to the time they were set. Now, it's a case of 'Where's the Time Machine ?!'.

I agree. And besides the 80's were not that long ago. It's not like its so long ago no one alive today lived through it.

@@ANobodyatall but, really, can you name a drama set in an old era (current to the time it was made) that represents that era's culture that's been modernized and isn't just laughable dreck? you could point to some dramatic themes from, say, 'shakespeare' that are universal to any period (hell, even 'shakespeare' has been reduced literally to teen highschool drama as star vehicles). we're in a very dark period now, where everything and anyone is getting cancelled, white voice actors are quitting animated roles of black guys or biracial women, people have a problem with a disney ride because it's based on a banned movie no one has ever even seen, idiots are changing the name of their band because it has some southern ties, statues of abolitionists are torn down because any old white guy dressed in a certain style of clothing is racist, and people are freaking out over fucking pancake syrup. i wish i wasn't making this up or that even that's the half of it, but as it is the prequel to '1984' is writing itself. this is on top of the years-long SJWism going on in entertainment in general, so how is it even *possible* to take something without those universal dramatic themes and do them justice? there are great 80's flicks you just can't make today, like '48 hours.' i don't know how 'revenge of the nerds' isn't completely banned (one of my favourite movies, but, yeah, that shit would make a blue-hair REEEEE until it died... and, well, i couldn't say it wouldn't have *some* valid argument). if anyone has ever read the screenplay how-to book 'save the cat,' you'll know exactly how little thought or originality is going on in hollyweird today. then you can look at studios like pixar and see the formula they use to great effect.

OK BOOMER.

No different to my regular days.

Your only stuck in your home if you BE-LIE-VE in your glorious media which sits between you and the Truth !

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂true

rocketmunkey1 or your job is gone

@@2bituser569 Your job is gone because someone somewhere Be-LIE-ved !

You called?

Drinker, YOU can go wherever you like. Despite its name, The Coronavirus CANNOT survive when immersed in alcohol.

Thought he was talking about me

@@cltnc571 They have a treatment for the Covid-19 virus. Hydroxychloroqunine. South Korea figured it out.

swaghauler does that shit do anything for a generalized hatred of people?

For real. The Toxic Avenger was a tit fest. There were tits everywhere. Linda Hamilton’s tits were in T1 for no reason. Good times.

@@plushman3685 it was the 80's - reason enough! :D

I haven’t seen many movies from the ‘80s. But one I‘ve seen was The Big Lebowski and I think I won’t ever see so many naked people in a American movie

@@davidschneider9145 The problem is that the Big Lebowski isn't from the '80s but from 1998.

@@SOLOXTRM Oh, really? Sorry, my bad

He always says that at the end of his videos.

So wait, does that make us antisocial types hipsters because we practiced social distancing before it was cool?

it was cool

Not always. I mean, his old reviews he just used a normal voice. Yes now he certainly does

Actually, he's talking as though he has a BOTTLE clenched with his teeth.

i always though of him as more of a cigar man. think big boss, but angry and drunk.

@@davidharrison7014 Can you blame him? It’s the only way to get through today’s cinema.

@@RoddyPipersCorneas no, he’s Scottish

We should make it a best seller....

@@emeraldnoir7099 Wait, how do you sell a joke, exactly?

@@markparkinson6947 Buy all the books copies. make it a full best seller. hit up every single bookstore, look for those star wars and books and boom... they get a Best Seller, and we get unlimited toilet paper. win-win

The creators didn't mean for it to be a joke though.

@@emeraldnoir7099 Oh, gotcha!

WatchFix people still fetishize the 50’s,60’s, 70’s too. Your precious 80’s were literally nothing.

@@BaronVonBielski eh..see MORE fetishizing of the 80s nowadays. It was the transition decade it seems from very little technotlogy to a LOT...creating the 90s that were full of it. all influenced by the 80s. the colors and styles and freedom of music movies and t.v.

DeathToTheLeft DieDieDie that’s a shame. England in the 90s was full on Acid House...it was truly fantastic!

@@BaronVonBielski The 80's was a wonderful mess of excess and catchy, crappy pop music. I can dig it. The shallow nostalgia for the sake of cash grabs in media has become pretty annoying, though (looking at you, Stranger Things).

@WatchFix thought the 90s was the 60s revival. Still better than today's shit

yeah, i'm worried about that new WW movie too

@Carpet Hooligan Yeah, it probably should just be left alone. 2 was very good but 3 was just okayish. First was the best by a long stretch. I don't see how they could make a worthwile 4 but maybe I get proven wrong. I hope. But I don't count on it lol

Me too. He might vomit on us.

What does he drink? Maybe we should buy stock in Whover m.j makes it.

Sheep do the same

That, and will be explained by the movie's monkey paw granting your wish in a delusion kind of way, meaning it's not real. Steve thus will still be dead, Diane will not be forced to give up anyhthing for she is simply deluding herself. Thus Wigg will be a Heisenberg from Breaking Bad:she already is evil and has the means, she only needed a push to tap into them...

With nearly any other actress - ScarJo excepted - I'd agree. Gadot is so gorgeous and charismatic she could carry a movie - if it's written well enough.

@@JELB1960 I see where you're coming from. Her beauty and charisma do go a long way, but I'm not convinced those qualities were enough to carry the first Wonder Woman film. I should clarify that I think she'll definitely get to the point of being able to carry a film on her own, though. Maybe she's already there, and hopefully we'll see that in WW1984.

Eh? All she needs to do is show up in that tight outfit, smile, and walk around a bit. You could literally watch an hour of that with no story at all and it would be a hit

@@d0nKsTaH Then how come the Justice League movies are considered failures?

WTF? Why are you Quarantined? Do you got the Cova19?

Ya no shit are you ok?

Good luck to you, mate, wherever might you be from.

@@geraldhoskowicz5157 Sorry to give wrong impression. I should have said self quarantined.

@@MarlonMacielBrando Thanks, and same to you (and everyone). I should have said self quarantined. I didn't mean to give wrong impression.

You have no idea as you haven't seen it.

With this and James Gunn's Suicide Squad, I'm more excited for DC properties than Marvel ones for the first time since 2005. I mean, Black Widow might be fun, but what else is MCU doing? Shang-Chi, a hero no one cares about? Eternals, basically a re-hash of Inhumans, surrounded by stupid controversy over a gay kiss? Eh... A Doctor Strange movie that was going to be a horror movie but then they backed away? THANKS, Disney!

It sure seems that way. Probably happens when their political officer is out on a binge with tequila and underage hookers.

@@kylefrank638 Had to look up what happened with Strange. Guess they removed the director for 'creative differences' which likely means he was being too creative. Well, there goes my only interest in Marvel.

@@seandewell9319 First New Mutants, now DS2. Why do they keep taking this away from horror/Marvel fans?

Also, truth

Lol!

Yes mate

First thing i thought about when he was talking

Yea but they turned out to be a bunch of "Euro-cigs"

Not a high bar to beat its really not

It's like not accidentally smashing you head in getting out of bed in the morning. The bar is actually buried three inches below ground.

That's not hard to do.

Nah it's gonna be even worse. Gal Gadot is a worse actress than Brie Larson.

@@The_Reality_Filter we can agree to disagree on that point, but it is much harder to refute that Gal Gadot is more likable than Brie Larson.

Well she single handedly destroyed it then, movie was awful

That explains a lot

Speaking of that. I like to point out how politicians use pejorative phrases, when referring to resistance to gun control, as wanting someplace to be the Wild West. The Wild West they refer to is a Hollywood construct, not anything remotely resembling historical 19th century frontier towns. The 80s is constantly called the "decade of excess" but I grew up then, and it was nothing compared to today's consumerism.

@@Rikalonius exactly. and im afraid the rabbit hole goes waaaaay deeper and darker than that. check out john levi's channel. i think you might find it interesting. especially the new videos, since they're about changing history via staged photos.

Ancient mythologies were symbolic and represented eternal truths. Modern Holywood is all about pushing Marxist death cult propaganda

@Jim Johnson I don't usually see handlebar mustaches and epic beards in films from the 40s and 50s

*This*

You Goddamn right. These You Tubers have been slacking. lol

Your informations are wrong. The Brits so far try to cope with the NuFlu by getting infected as fast as possible to achieve achieve herd immunity. So our Drinker is still out enjoying himself in the vibrant scottish nightlife, inhaling as many viruses as he can, killing them with his desinfectant breath.

@@Volkbrecht epic post, sir. well done.

Yeah the mall looks a tiny bit similar and Commando was 1985 so yeah they probably ripped it off.

Nothing wrong with 80s nostalgia.

@@nerychristian Depends on why it is being utilized. In the particular case...i dont see why the movie had to be set in the 80s and not in the preset timeline of DC universe (that Justice League established).

Nothing to understand about the 80ies noastalgia… just to compute. 80iers are about 35-50 y old. they are interested in the entertainment industry AND bankable. AND desperately trying to get their kids and grand-kids thinking they were young too, movies studios providing the proof… however denatured.

He took her virginity. You never forget your first.

@@mos6507 LOL

COVID-19 is a real lightweight.

Beat me to it. 😆

alcohol cures everything!

Not unheard of. Gin and Tonic was rumored to cure Malaria. But you would need to drink 67 liters a day to get enough quinine. I doubt even the Drinker could swing that.

tho all doctors/experts are telling it will do nothing to this virus. best you can hope by getting drunk is to ease your mind and don't waste energy on stress instead of fighting off virus.

If Trump had never run for nor became president, I guarantee you that the villain for this movie would have been an 1980s televangelist. Not because Hollywood writers think hypocritical grifters are bad, mind you, but because Hollywood would have still been repeating its usual "Christian Man Bad" message, in the absence of the need for an "Orange Man Bad" one. That being said, I find it funny that Hollywood has finally found someone they hate more than Christians, and it's Trump. So much so that they've now made their irrational and obsessive hatred for both painfully obvious, by fixating wholly on one (Trump) and neglecting the other (Christians). But hey, Hollywood, just keep on making every single movie some form of hate propaganda, the public _totally_ aren't catching on...

I’m getting tired of their hateful attitudes and their political nonsense, too!

The "Orange Man Bad" villain I predicted too. But I'm already disgusted with the "evil capitalism" message of this film (like others in Hollywood ) that lecture the public on "greed" and "material wealth" while millions of people have lost their jobs in the covid pandemic. What I wouldn't give to enjoy a mask-free day in a happy thriving mall...

@@sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566 hollywood writers?? What are you talking about Writer position doesnt exist anymore in hollywood

Mario Bowser494 which one?

gotta admit. i'm curious as to what it is.

@Fuhe Yu well it should be audio-book then =) because half of his entertaining stuff is his voice acting xD But ye, if he'll write any book, it probably deserves for look

HIs Amazon page: www.amazon.com/Will-Jordan/e/B00BCO7SA8/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

I've read all of them and am waiting on the release of his newest one. Great series.

The first movie was half assed, no reason to expect any different now.

Of course. The NWO elites like to boast about their evil plans.

Not half assed at all, but yes.

@@gringles Wrong answer and Wonder Woman was a stone cold masterpiece plus Gal is the best Wonder Woman ever and WW84 will be another stone cold masterpiece

Not according to any mythology (except comic book mythology) so.....

Not only the daughter of Zeus but she is also using a "magic lasso" so how you gonna debunk that?

Its 2020 she got upgrades since her original character...reguardless, long as they show a female beating the crap out of men unrealistically....job well done LOL..maybe she is an o.g. sjw??? Oh the conspiracies on that 1?!?!?

Well that explains the whole rape thing then.

Captain Marvel needs a crossover with Harley Quinn.

Well, it is now lol

Will put my money on captain marvel rather than this ww84 shit i must unseen

Right. Most of these American "comics" youtubers (like 90% of them) are nothing but DC fanboys....so if said DC film utterly sucks they'll say stupid things anyways like: "it was good, just go see it for yourself." As an American myself (from Chicago), I prefer the Brits and other European comics youtubers when it comes to critiquing comics films because they tend to be very honest and unbiased....they are truly fans of both sides and actually tell it like it is.....no bullshit from them whatsoever.

@@pookiepook7351 I totally agree :)

no there were lots of leaks online the whole movie leaked a year ago

Also....Critical Drinker is good buddies with Midnight's Edge and it's ME that has a mole in the studio. And this mole leaked all the info to ME. And ME shared that info with CD in a live stream they did weeks before CD made this video. So....most of the credit for the leaks goes to ME and his mole. But nonetheless, this video is freakin hilarious 🤣😅

This movie is +1 by default

That was the first thing i thought of when I saw it

@@snarf4058 They used Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" in 'Thor: Ragnarok', so we could get a little Metallica love in 'WW1984'. I think "For Whom The Bell Tolls" could also be a perfect choice. It kicks off with a musical sledgehammer just like "Ride The Lightning".

It was .everybody had one, then they switched the body and band to plastic about 85, Which was and is the best watch ever made. IMO, If you wear one now though, watch out. It is considered the number one watch of terrorists. Because of its cheapest , toughness, accuracy, and its usefulness in setting off bombs and such. Which is funny as it was the number one watch in the US military too, it still may be.

@@chrisperrien7055 I understand the military has mainly migrated to G-Shock.

Japanese watches are the best. I love my Seiko watches.

@@darthkek1953 Can't speak for the US but for us Australians the G-Shock Mudman was standard issue from early 2000's onwards. Apparently now you're encouraged to buy your own as they no longer hand them out, but G-Shock's are preferable because they are less reflective, tough, and vibration resistant to prevent the movement from offsetting. Not to mention the pretty good 200m water resistance at that price point is ideal.

Franz Styles In a universe where immortal godlike beings (as well as actual gods) exist, I feel like time travel isn’t really such an crazy idea. Marvel used time travel in Infinity War and no one gave a sh*t so why not? Just make sure you have rules in place so you don’t f*ck up history and it’ll be fine.

Dylan O'Hara Diana wasn’t even alive during the Roman Empire you dullard lol.

@Franz Styles All she has to do is wait another year to October 26, 1985, meet up with Doctor Brown and take the DeLorean to wherever (and WHENever) she wanted to go!

@Franz Styles Well, why did WW story have to take place in modern times at all? It's not fitting at all. Would have been far more interesting seeing this character in an ancient setting. Oh, but of course, we can't have that because we need to join WW and more modern heroes (Batman) to milk money out of more fanbases...

@Franz Styles And ancient times were also "ridden with war". And considering her looks, background, weapons, fighting style... She would fit in an ancient setting better. Studios are not trying to "give what they want". Studios see popular fan theories , and decide to cash in on that. Regardless of whether those theories make any sense at all. Even if ideas like these - joining these heroes together - could work, studios are not putting any effort into writing good, sensible stories. Instead, they fill the movie with silly fan-service, overuse of CG, smack some generic, senseless, useless little plot onto it all, and call it a day.

Ever see the orginal Superman 1978 and I liked WW 2017.

It's progressive... Or something...

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Honestly? That may very well be what happens to him. Kinda. I'm calling it now.

well i think he is revived by using the dragonballs

@@nicmagtaan1132 nah I'm thinking Steve Trevor got ahold of one of those green magic rings cus of his heroism

Wrong war LOL

We'll just make you sit through Birds of Prey with 0 alcohol.

@@USMCasper How can you be so cruel?

@@USMCasper Dude, you're like Hitler, except even Hitler cared about Germany or something...

@@USMCasper I had to do that. Pray for me please.

Drinker asked me to say on his behalf: my apologies, thank you for the correction good man 👌

Maybe she will have a butt-double just like Brie Larson...

Still,...nahhhh.

@Shane Green not that kind of daughter. Hippolyta sculpted her from clay, and Zeus gave her life.

Shane Green And a donkey.

@@HeilRay Generally speaking, Zeus was more likely to *be* the donkey .... Ancient Greece was pervy.

@@flankspeed there was that one woman he impregnated while he was a goose or swan, though she was also a goose or swan at the time. But yea Zeus didn't mind some bestiality.

How true.

Theaters need to do an all-day pass where instead of paying $20+ for2-3 hours, they could charge $40-50 to hang out all day. They make most of their money from concession sales anyways. Increasing the odds of people wanting to buy overpriced popcorn should be their top priority.

@@dragonknightleader1 This could be a good business model. Longer attendance would bring in more concession sales.

It's easy to ignore the madness. Turn off your TV.

@@droe2570 OK boomer

@@saekka8537 Or you can be an idiot, your call.

@@droe2570 I used to think exactly like you in the first days of what now has become a pandemic. I live in Italy and believe me, if this continues in your country, you're going to change your mind. We can talk again about this in a couple weeks if you'd like. Don't be a prick, look outside.

@@waltercomunello121 Dude, it's a mild infection. If no one ever mentioned anything about it, no one would know any difference. You'd get a flu, you'd take a couple days off work at home, then you'd be back to work. Everything about this is pure BS, pure hype, pure politics and media looking for ratings. It's a manufactured crisis.

and if this really is enough to make a successful film, it shows how low the standards are for movies. No wonder studios keep spitting out trash movies...

Blame the idiot consumer that allows this by paying for it.

She's for all the losers who never had a girlfriend (and one under 300 lb.)

@@Gyvulys then what do u want?

The lasso of conveniently changing lengths

It did happen in the comics

@@icarus4631 Doesn't mean it makes any sense.

@@hanburgundy4317 Then why the fuck does it make sense that Batman can use his grappling hook kind of like Spiderman.

Sara SunshineMT It’s in the Wonder Woman Rebirth comics, totally canon.

She distracts her enemies.. with her.. beauty.

@EramSemperRecta Jesus Christ dude just why?

@YoungLifeVices I just did. What was I thinking? That is one ugly old bread without 10 pounds of makeup.

I apologize. All of you are right. She looks like a wreck.

What are you talking about? She looks pretty good without makeup as well.

She’s the most gorgeous thing to ever walk the earth

you are the target audience

@@Vexsus22 Wonder Woman is literally a demigod. She's based on Greek mythology. The gods and demigods violate the laws of physics constantly. Swinging from lightning is tame in comparison. If you can't handle that kind of suspension of disbelief, then this isn't for you, and there's nothing wrong with that. A Wonder Woman movie that tried to be realistic wouldn't be a Wonder Woman movie.

Well she is the daugther of Zeus according to the 1st movie, so she's a lost olympian goddess, there's that if anything.

Really?

@@Vexsus22 it's a comic book movie

Especially when her whole theme and armor is some kind of spartan/ancient Greek armor... so stupid

Tbf those are platform shoes, so I guess they're just slightly better...