Hephaestus is my fav god. the first time i heard of him i saw a picture of him making a sword while a teal and orange pheonix was nearby
@donblosser87207 сағат бұрын
I stopped listening when you applied the word "loser" to Christ, Lord and Savior of the world. Perhaps you should apply the word to yourself in all your videos, as in Jake TheLoser. Adios.
@just.myselfxoxo9 сағат бұрын
watching this instead of sleeping 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
@dd1111111 сағат бұрын
This was awesome!
@g.n.a487113 сағат бұрын
I feel bad for aegeus he was actually a pretty good dad he got son because he thought his son was dead, so he was a good dad when he found out theseus was his son
@the_puppet_show2614 сағат бұрын
5:20 bro💀
@CARSEN_THE_THERIAN619 сағат бұрын
My dumbass thought you were talking about the youtuber beowolf
@viktorsrensen173320 сағат бұрын
Bro he drew sleipner with only fou legs.
@MySnugglePuppy20 сағат бұрын
So, warning for what’s to come. I’ve recently read the Bible just because I can and I stumbled upon the fact that God actively hardens the Pharaoh’s heart so he won’t let the slaves go. This is baffling to me. First of all, God’s whole plan is to free the Israelites, and this heart-hardening will just make that take longer. Second of all, I was led to believe the Pharaoh was an awful person, and while he was fairly bad prior, who’s to say he wouldn’t have let the Israelites go fairly quickly without God meddling with the situation. Third of all, doing this would actively cause more pain and suffering to sweep through Egypt, and while I do know God likes picking favorites, this Egyptian torture caused by God who actively made the Pharaoh unwilling to change feels downright sadistic.
@JakeDoubleyoo16 сағат бұрын
God says precisely why he hardens the Pharaoh's heart: "But I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and I will multiply my signs and wonders in the land of Egypt. " (Ex. 7:3 NRSV) Basically, the longer it takes the Pharaoh to let them go, the more God can show off his power. As for the implications this raises about free will... Yeah it's messed-up.
I believe Zeus and Persephones child is melinoe, but as far as i know, there is less written about her than zagreus
@kenzXDlolКүн бұрын
i like how Hestia is not important
@nicholasperry3986Күн бұрын
It's terrifying that people believe this fucked up fairytale.
@SlomshadyКүн бұрын
He did option B btw
@nirahana4832Күн бұрын
African mythology please
@MustardVR22Күн бұрын
I took a quiz and turns out Im Aphrodite so uhhh
@user-ps4el9db7cКүн бұрын
Can you do mi
@TheAroSpecWalletКүн бұрын
Fjallar has a way with worlds lol. He def drank most of the magic beer
@MahdiSghaier-yv7isКүн бұрын
what about the quran version of these stories? you have any idea?
@Rudster14Күн бұрын
In terms of the duplicates what I have learned from my Rabbi's is that there are no superfluous words in the Torah. Each instance teaches/commands us something different. For instance the commandment of circumcision is given twice and each instance is for a different purpose. The first time it was referring to only Avraham and his children. The second time at Sinai at the giving of the Torah was for the entire nation of Israel. I'm over simplifying this example but there are tons
@mallupineКүн бұрын
Abraham pimped Sarah out twice...dayumm the bible is dark.
@mayo_poppinsКүн бұрын
You put everything in *"MY JORDANS!!"*
@mayo_poppinsКүн бұрын
"a sentient pair of tweezers" "Did somebody say sentient sweing needle?" Idk why these are my favorite bit
@balasubramanianb2308Күн бұрын
wait so beowulf doesn't clap the milf ogre (that looks like angelina)
@user-cq4vp8te6yКүн бұрын
Those gods are sex friek
@FracturedM3mori3s2 күн бұрын
The lyrics of the first 5 seconds of the video (this is what i hear): Dance on my balls Cat fucking a handbag Dance tummy dance I wanna see the dance dance
@neelshetye8852 күн бұрын
If Persephone ran away as soon as Zagreus was born as a still born how was melinoe conceived ?
@relaxandeatcake2 күн бұрын
Love how hestia and hades are the least problematic ones
@VersieKilgannon2 күн бұрын
"boiyoiyoiyoing arf arf awoogah" 😂 ETA- if I wasn't already subscribed, that quote would be the reason to 😂
@guilhermemelo37602 күн бұрын
Homer is from Springfield
@billygundum2 күн бұрын
Ham did help. Despite that ambush from his own father which severely wounded his funny bone, he found the strength within himself through the resulting and possibly fatal bout of laughter to warn and inform his brothers about his father's status. Thus prompting them to be weary of his shame and preventing him from spreading it further. However, evil afflicted Abraham's heart and he cursed ham and his descendants and the fickle and pettiness borne in him was obliged by the petty and foolish nature of his jealous god.
@XXWHAT142 күн бұрын
Apolo did you mean napoleon dynamite
@calinbrown5172 күн бұрын
UgHgH The tube of You is turning into The Book of Faces or Insta with these mini infomercials and MeMes like"Hit. Hey fellow Trump maga gang🤠, hit like if you think Pelosi belongs in jail!?!" It started off slowly but has picked up speed and I'm. sorry to say this but I strart dreading when you post because I think I'm here to learn when in reality same exact story, ackwardly being retold as if its something! Please know I love you both, dearly and hope yall can come up with a way to let us know that its a SERVICE not NEWS! Please dont be mad ,Ive watched you for ever and will continue to do so❤🙏4✌ reguardless!
@JakeDoubleyoo2 күн бұрын
what the fuck are you talking about.
@guilhermemelo37602 күн бұрын
This was better than the movie
@GPReeds2 күн бұрын
These gods are insane. I think I'll side with Kratos
@archysamson14293 күн бұрын
If the Sun wasn't created until the 4th day then how had the previous 3 days passed?
@Lizametcalf3 күн бұрын
Ah yes my favorite book is indeed the electricity burglar
@RXCVR3 күн бұрын
Your forgot the part where Joseph made one of the brothers stay back so they had to return with Benjamin
@EdwardSchofield-np4uj3 күн бұрын
Zeus, Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Poseidon, Hades and Baby™ VS. The Titans