Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: QUEEN KONG

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Brandon Tenold

Brandon Tenold

9 жыл бұрын

It's a gender-bending twist on King Kong with "Queen Kong" (1976), starring British actor Robin Askwith!
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@trailersic
@trailersic 4 жыл бұрын
As a British person I have to say, THIS ISN'T A BRITISH FILM! It's a German production, with an Italian writer who hired English actors to imitate late 70s British sex comedies. I'll take responsibility for a lot of things, but not this. It also explains why none of the humor makes sense.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
Eh, I've seen other lazy-ass British productions, and the "humour" here is right in-line with the dreck on offer there (and I love quality British humour). Also, by those standards, the Royal Family isn't British, but they're still on your money.
@chonchjohnch
@chonchjohnch Жыл бұрын
@@michaelccozens shhhh don’t tell him that he’ll get mad
@kaijukid1443
@kaijukid1443 Жыл бұрын
That…explains SO much.
@angryboi595
@angryboi595 Жыл бұрын
Yep, so we don’t even have our own King Kong, well, we do have our own Godzilla Gorgo
@sliat1981
@sliat1981 Жыл бұрын
And lord of the rings isn’t a New Zealand film. It’s a Hollywood production. New Zealanders want to delude themselves that they had a picture that won best picture
@MultiPolarWorldCo-op
@MultiPolarWorldCo-op 4 жыл бұрын
She’s the queenie for my wennie is how I’m going to introduce my gf from now on.
@johnrau2265
@johnrau2265 3 жыл бұрын
That could make for a short relationship.
@drfr0stii704
@drfr0stii704 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, she’ll take that one way or the other.
@jhoughjr1
@jhoughjr1 3 жыл бұрын
texting that to my ex gf right now. it will make her see the light.
@cory6266
@cory6266 3 жыл бұрын
So how is single life treating you?
@Male_46_Is_Bored_EDITZ
@Male_46_Is_Bored_EDITZ 3 жыл бұрын
no tha twould be ashort thing
@Irondrone4
@Irondrone4 9 жыл бұрын
"So that's gorilla warfare!" My brain shrank three sizes that day.
@judasnancy
@judasnancy 9 жыл бұрын
more like a love triangle than a guerilla warfare
@johnbockelie3899
@johnbockelie3899 3 жыл бұрын
The bird scene should apologize to " The land that time forgot " .
@dragonkingeeveegen1484
@dragonkingeeveegen1484 3 жыл бұрын
Hay I actually thought that was a fun joke
@finleycorbin8596
@finleycorbin8596 2 жыл бұрын
InstaBlaster...
@christianwalters836
@christianwalters836 2 жыл бұрын
here lies our brains
@deanklakoski6469
@deanklakoski6469 4 жыл бұрын
That "Love at first duurrrrr" line was perfection
@foreignroninl1555
@foreignroninl1555 7 жыл бұрын
17:04. "It's only a model." I couldn't resist a Monty Python reference.
@morningcoffeecat2271
@morningcoffeecat2271 6 жыл бұрын
NickySHedgehog16 London is a rather silly place
@Cybjon
@Cybjon 8 жыл бұрын
In fairness, Rula Lenska rocks some pretty fucking awesome outfits in this movie.
@get2rog
@get2rog 8 жыл бұрын
+Derek Smallshorts Not to mention rocking it in "Rock Follies".
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
Given the level of effort put into this movie, I'm gonna guess those were her outfits. Still worthy of credit, but for the actor, not the production.
@ShamrockParticle
@ShamrockParticle 2 жыл бұрын
She managed to do pretty well with THAT material too!
@Llewellyn2844
@Llewellyn2844 7 жыл бұрын
The "Liberated Lady" song is actually pretty catchy.
@jayryman5310
@jayryman5310 6 жыл бұрын
The Music was catchy, the Actual Lyrics were annoying
@clarioncallwithcarmelita3732
@clarioncallwithcarmelita3732 4 жыл бұрын
O
@MattHawes
@MattHawes 9 жыл бұрын
The singing nun in both this film and "Airplane" was a parody of the singing nun played by Helen Reddy in "Airport 75." Great review, Brandon. I will have to track down this film, being a fan of King Kong. It's bad, but it looks like the right kind of bad.
@MattHawes
@MattHawes 9 жыл бұрын
BTW, here is the scene with Helen Reddy from "Airport 75": kzfaq.info/get/bejne/od5_Y8eI35O3ops.html
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 7 жыл бұрын
At least it had CONTEXT in Airplane
@ShamrockParticle
@ShamrockParticle 2 жыл бұрын
I'm positive that Brandon's review is the better of the two but I'll be checking the full movie out. I've sat through enough sub-par Carry On films that there's no way QK is worse!
@Lee-Darin
@Lee-Darin 11 ай бұрын
Except in AIRPLANE! You had a singing Stewardess and a nun.
@courtneywoodbury5198
@courtneywoodbury5198 8 жыл бұрын
I have a confession: I...I get a total kick out of the line 'she's the queenie for my weenie'. I know it has no place in a professionally made movie but I love it in a 'written by a 5 year old' kind of way.
@ravenstromdans
@ravenstromdans 6 жыл бұрын
Ray was the first evidence of "Death By SNU SNU!"
@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter
@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter 3 жыл бұрын
“In other news, there’s a King Kong musical?!?” Sméagol: Not anymore....
@cameronsaid
@cameronsaid 9 жыл бұрын
Australia was were the British dumped their prisoners before it was an actual country
@piplup2009
@piplup2009 6 жыл бұрын
and their insect problem
@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax
@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax 4 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Murphy That's where the Brits got it arse up. Instead of moving to a beautiful, warm, full of potential country, they stayed where they were. In a cold, overcast, over populated pig sty. Tell us again which one's were the vermin? Interesting to know where you come from....More interesting to know if you're actually brave enough to say so....
@dinoduelist2219
@dinoduelist2219 3 жыл бұрын
Britain might be a shit place to live but at least the bushes dont cause pain so bad suicide is the better option
@j.e.pouccoui3
@j.e.pouccoui3 3 жыл бұрын
So Were Other Former British Colonies, Like The USA & South Africa.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 2 жыл бұрын
So the joke is that no British person has been there, reportedly, but they... technically have, since they're Australians. So... irony?
@JoeScaramanga
@JoeScaramanga 2 жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing to have someone from the other side of the Atlantic trying to get their head around the concept of Robin Askwith. Personally, I think he's a legend who doesn't take himself seriously, and by all accounts is a lovely bloke. But his outrageous popularity in the UK is the stuff books could be written about.
@kidnostalgia
@kidnostalgia 7 ай бұрын
I watched this about a year ago and tweeted at Robin Askwith about it. He actually responded saying "you're beyond help." Marvelous.
@rgeiler7627
@rgeiler7627 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine being in the water with an aggressive shark, and as you yell for help, you see the person in the boat rotating their hips in rhythm to a sub par disco song?
@waynechapman9823
@waynechapman9823 5 жыл бұрын
The singing nun was a nod to Helen Reddy's role in "Airport 1975," which "Airplane" also spoofed.
@justinperry2598
@justinperry2598 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that shitty joke that had no reason or context to be in this movie now makes a lot more sense. Thanks!
@UltramanTiga96
@UltramanTiga96 6 жыл бұрын
Just when you think the Ghostbusters(2016) was actually a alternate universe of Ghostbusters, watch this movie and you'll be thankful that Ghostbusters is nothing like this movie.
@right-wing_reactionarychri8798
@right-wing_reactionarychri8798 2 жыл бұрын
Both are horrible. Feminism 🤮
@jacobburt1523
@jacobburt1523 Жыл бұрын
@@right-wing_reactionarychri8798 the username checks out.
@Cdr2002
@Cdr2002 7 жыл бұрын
5:00, WTF, no one said this would be a musical!
@gmastercool695
@gmastercool695 6 жыл бұрын
Carlos D Rodriguez an bad one very bad
@madcelt1792
@madcelt1792 4 жыл бұрын
Some films simply don't need to be made. This is one of them.
@misterprickly
@misterprickly 8 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a "Queen Kong vs Gorgo" movie.
@inuyasha1389
@inuyasha1389 7 жыл бұрын
Gorgo would just jump kick her
@Dino10Boy
@Dino10Boy 7 жыл бұрын
Misterprickly Queen Kong would win because it would be like 1962s King Kong vs Godzilla.
@ZyanyaM25
@ZyanyaM25 7 жыл бұрын
😭
@slendymann2647
@slendymann2647 7 жыл бұрын
Misterprickly The year before or after the knock-off A*P E was made.
@TheOne-mx4xt
@TheOne-mx4xt 7 жыл бұрын
Misterprickly 
@soundwavegamer2321
@soundwavegamer2321 2 жыл бұрын
The movie can be summed up with these four lines “Death.” “*gasp*” “By snu snu.” “Yay”
@DarthBobCat
@DarthBobCat 9 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought the hook on the pterosaur's hook leg was a funny detail. Just a little bit of absurdist whimsy to make it more visually interesting. I was like, "Huh, that's at least creative." Then I realized they had it so that they didn't have to make a scale model of his leg and could instead just use a big metal hook they had lying around. FOR SHAME, MOVIE. I was almost ready to give you praise!
@Loopcats
@Loopcats 3 жыл бұрын
"Now I know what the Asylum version of King Kong vs. Godzilla would look like." You predicted the movie Asylum's Ape vs. Lizard by six years!
@asafisher2461
@asafisher2461 9 жыл бұрын
The joke is that most people who live in Australia came from England
@magazinekitchen
@magazinekitchen 9 жыл бұрын
If that was the reason for the joke, simply that they were originally from England, why would they be afraid to go there? I'd wager it has more to do with the fact that it Australia was once a penal colony where England shipped its criminals.
@AricOfFornburg
@AricOfFornburg 9 жыл бұрын
magazinekitchen yea, the second part.....I, uh, think....
@freman2413
@freman2413 4 жыл бұрын
@@magazinekitchen it's probably just surreal humor
@sassythesasquatch1571
@sassythesasquatch1571 4 жыл бұрын
@@magazinekitchen "penal colony" sounds like a gay bar name.....I call dibs
@justinperry2598
@justinperry2598 4 жыл бұрын
@@freman2413 Monty Python and Fry & Laurie are surreal humor. This is ass.
@DeepEye1994
@DeepEye1994 7 жыл бұрын
Johnny Bravo did this better.
@elperrodelautumo7511
@elperrodelautumo7511 4 жыл бұрын
Johnny bravo is a classic
@justinperry2598
@justinperry2598 4 жыл бұрын
That "Que Sera, Sera" joke gave me a headache... and then I got to "So that's gorilla warfare" and now I wanna die.
@marqsee7948
@marqsee7948 4 жыл бұрын
laughing?
@justinperry2598
@justinperry2598 4 жыл бұрын
@@marqsee7948 since I have taste, no.
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 3 ай бұрын
@@marqsee7948Only if it’s the same way victims of Joker gas die laughing.
@irisius7551
@irisius7551 8 жыл бұрын
q u e e n i e f o r m y w e e n i e
@charlesgrybosky1916
@charlesgrybosky1916 5 жыл бұрын
Must remember not to drink soda when I watch these videos. It ends up coming out through my nose after lines like this one...
@dowjones5981
@dowjones5981 4 жыл бұрын
Needs to be on a T-Shirt!!
@ninjabreadman8166
@ninjabreadman8166 5 жыл бұрын
Christ, this was like a movie made by Seltzer and Friedberg, but in the 70s...
@LaurentiuBadea
@LaurentiuBadea 9 жыл бұрын
Ha, Brandon just aknowledged that he looks like Dexter.
@justindenney-hall5875
@justindenney-hall5875 6 жыл бұрын
I don't see it.
@TheKyrix82
@TheKyrix82 5 жыл бұрын
I still say he looks like Mark Hamil
@GODCONVOYPRIME
@GODCONVOYPRIME 5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, he does look like Obi-Wan's friend from attack of the clones who owns a diner on Coruscant! g.co/kgs/3CKS1B It's the jaw line.
@talesfromthenuzlocke1619
@talesfromthenuzlocke1619 5 жыл бұрын
As Pooped By Anakin Skywalker Well, whaddya know! A Canadian saberdart!
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 4 жыл бұрын
That's kinda a running gag on his channel.
@orciss474
@orciss474 9 жыл бұрын
this is like watching a rule 63 version of the movie
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 11 ай бұрын
That's the joke.
@greenman5255
@greenman5255 Жыл бұрын
The nun singing to the little girl was ripping off "Airport 1975" which came out in 1974. "Airplane" (1980) was spoofing the same scene...infinitely better.
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 4 жыл бұрын
This is a movie that you must see in order to DISBELIEVE it. I know it doesn't make any sense, but that's how this movie is making my brain feel.
@Jolar70
@Jolar70 9 жыл бұрын
I love that the cinematographer demanded the lens be fogged with a thick layer of 70's Euro-softcore vaseline, which undercuts the jokes EVEN more!!!
@sandrawatson5404
@sandrawatson5404 2 жыл бұрын
10:25 the Asylum's version of king kong vs godzilla that age well
@jackbuchanan9085
@jackbuchanan9085 9 жыл бұрын
Great Review. Totally worth the wait. Can't wait for Konga and Mighty Gorga. XD
@quartermaster19k
@quartermaster19k 9 жыл бұрын
Still trying to process what has been seen.
@MondoConnie
@MondoConnie 9 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. I'm speechless.
@garlandraines1855
@garlandraines1855 5 жыл бұрын
This review is one of my favorites! Brandon made even this stinkbomb fun to hear about!
@ShamrockParticle
@ShamrockParticle 2 жыл бұрын
+1
@liambishop496
@liambishop496 7 жыл бұрын
I used to work at a cat shelter and there was actually a cat there named Queenie. Hopefully it wasn't named after this movie.
@rubenmartinez4781
@rubenmartinez4781 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, I think I can explain the Australian joke. You see, apparently, Australia was once a prison continent where the British sent criminals to before those criminals built a civilization there. So to the lead male actor, he was scared because they were going to a mass incarceration facility filled with crazies. That might explain the fuck out Australia, now that I think about it...
@sliat1981
@sliat1981 Жыл бұрын
ACTUALLY America was used as a prison colony for years before Australia. The reason being that Australians don’t like the British much. Look at the movie “The adventures of Barry Mackenzie.”
@warriorking4ever
@warriorking4ever 9 жыл бұрын
Is there anything worse than a parody of a great film that isn't even funny? I'm sure there is, but I'm not sure I'd want to know XD Nice review man, the "Trynasauropticus" line made my inner paleontologist wince in pain >_
@BioGoji-zm5ph
@BioGoji-zm5ph 4 жыл бұрын
"Is there anything worse than a parody of a great film that isn't even funny? I'm sure there is, but I'm not sure I'd want to know." A porno without any porn?
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 3 ай бұрын
@@BioGoji-zm5phSo, “Hobgoblins.”
@TECHNOIR
@TECHNOIR 4 жыл бұрын
Robin Askwith is a living legend in the U.K., he is a genuinely funny guy and does a smattering of public appearances the length and breadth of the country where no doubt, he will regale you with tales of this absolute arse of a movie. He could have been a serious actor, worked with Passolini and the lovely Lindsay Anderson twice I think, he played a schoolboy in ‘If’. Apparently he did this for the money and why not? He is a British institution, would love to meet him. Great vid Brandon. You do realise more people have seen your review than have seen Queen Kong:)
@peterparker6584
@peterparker6584 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this would've been king Kong wearing a dress. Given this was called. Queen Kong.
@DanteSolablood
@DanteSolablood 8 жыл бұрын
Someone having a Twitter handle 28 years before Twitter opened is impressive...let alone 16 years before we got the internet. :D
@harper277
@harper277 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Askwith is a legend.
@Hewylewis
@Hewylewis 9 жыл бұрын
Actually, there are TWO Kong Musicals. Look up The Mighty Kong.
@jetfire851
@jetfire851 9 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, there's three of them: the 2013 version, The Mighty Kong, and Censored Scenes from King Kong (starring Carrie Fisher and the pedo dad from 7th Heaven).
@Hewylewis
@Hewylewis 9 жыл бұрын
Doug Glassman Carrie Fisher was in a King Kong movie?!
@jetfire851
@jetfire851 9 жыл бұрын
Hewylewis No, it's weirder--it's a King Kong stage show that doesn't even really feature him.
@Hewylewis
@Hewylewis 9 жыл бұрын
Doug Glassman oh.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 7 жыл бұрын
Three if you count Donkey Kong Country. You probably don't, but that's not the point. Actually, the point is that I'd rather watch that.
@DarthBobCat
@DarthBobCat 9 жыл бұрын
Here's a question: have you considered doing the 1976 King Kong movie itself? My understanding of it is that it'd be worth a good riffing.
@jayryman5310
@jayryman5310 6 жыл бұрын
I like that movie, and I STILL agree
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 6 жыл бұрын
Second the suggestion!
@alienonlsd3209
@alienonlsd3209 2 жыл бұрын
good riff idea though beyond nixing the dinosaurs (which is a valid complaint) I dont get why that one is hated by kong fans
@Lee-Darin
@Lee-Darin Жыл бұрын
I third the motion
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 3 ай бұрын
@@alienonlsd3209It was made in the 70s. That’s reason enough.
@Guyverman01
@Guyverman01 9 жыл бұрын
Why not review Turkish Star Trek next in honor of Leonard Nimoy?
@Headbehindthebubble
@Headbehindthebubble 9 жыл бұрын
God!! Im not surprised Lenska and Askwith were ashamed to be in this. Looking at this makes me ashamed to be British ;-)
@andrewgan832
@andrewgan832 9 жыл бұрын
they make all the sane man and woman look bad. like they make fun of the women that all of them were "independent" which turns out they were still chained. and all menn were pigs and dogs in human form.
@lordinquisitor6233
@lordinquisitor6233 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Brown it makes me ashamed as a Brit too
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
You should probably avoid reading any British history then, lol!
@char1737
@char1737 2 жыл бұрын
Yes Beyond the Vally of The Dolls ! That is a great movie !
@thomashauguel6811
@thomashauguel6811 10 ай бұрын
You can NEVER go wrong with a good Benny Hill gag! Rest in Peace, Mr. Hill. We miss you and your silliness!
@forfluf
@forfluf 9 жыл бұрын
This may sound odd but Queen Kong looks cute.
@andrewgan832
@andrewgan832 9 жыл бұрын
that's why if you want to scare a pervert, a chauvanist pig and a feminist. you need a "man above all men" type of man.
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 2 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you mean cute like a teddy bear.
@forfluf
@forfluf 2 жыл бұрын
@@fromthecheapseats7126 Like an artist drawing hearts bubbling around the character cute.
@ChucksParanormal
@ChucksParanormal 9 жыл бұрын
I give you 100% major kudos for watching this movie and then doing a review on it. I think I would have burned the DVD 10 minutes in. Reminds me of a movie my friends and I watched when we were in our teens - "Double Agent 73". We thought it would be a great nudie movie to watch, turned out one of the most awful films we ever saw. Cheesy jokes, horrilble plot and other just dumb stuff. Major kudos again for sitting through crap like this to give us a great review!
@ChucksParanormal
@ChucksParanormal 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I remember watching 73 all the way to the end only because it was so bad and we paid for the rental, I had to see how it would end. Though I did like the music from the movie, that had a good "secret agent" feel to it. From the looks of Queen Kong, about 10 mins and that would have been it with no morbid curiosity how it end, lol.
@SirVentofLord
@SirVentofLord 9 жыл бұрын
Brandon I'm so glad your channel is back. Your work is awesome! Thank you so much for all your videos.
@FireFox64000000
@FireFox64000000 5 жыл бұрын
You know it's a bad movie when the theme song starts implying beastiality.
@zeeppo_the_clown
@zeeppo_the_clown 4 жыл бұрын
The prehistoric Bag Pipe bit is a reference to the song Loch Lomond
@twoface2937
@twoface2937 9 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES I ALWAYS WANTED U TO REVIEW THIS
@ireallylovepie
@ireallylovepie 9 жыл бұрын
The Durrr gag is still funny. It still has me cracking up!
@victorm152
@victorm152 4 жыл бұрын
10:47 If Monty Python had made this movie instead, maybe it would've actually been good.
@MistahBryan
@MistahBryan 5 жыл бұрын
@16:04, Oh cheer up Viggo Mortensen, only 25 more years till you can run around the countryside with a Dwarf and an Elf.
@belakor931
@belakor931 7 жыл бұрын
Australians​ are actually descendants of British people
@lennydale92
@lennydale92 5 жыл бұрын
They certainly share strong cultural ties too.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 5 жыл бұрын
Well...the non-Aboriginal ones anyway
@Bowiiihowdy
@Bowiiihowdy 4 жыл бұрын
British prisoners
@tvmasterc
@tvmasterc 3 жыл бұрын
Actually the singing nun gag came from the movie 'Airport '75" where the late Helen Reddy played the nun.
@clownprince88
@clownprince88 9 жыл бұрын
Hilarious and entertaining yet again. Had me in hysterics, especially the The Ape gesture .
@SuperDevilDoctor
@SuperDevilDoctor 9 жыл бұрын
Another fun review! (And Brandon takes the bullet so we don't have to.) BTW: The "Singing Nun" in this movie (Linda Hayden) is far more appealing -- and much less clothed -- in THE BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW (1971). QUEEN KONG co-writer Frank Agrama is the director of DAWN OF THE MUMMY (1981)... which, no surprise, is also really, really bad.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 6 жыл бұрын
12:27 The one and only time in the movie when I laughed was when Ray froze in mid-fall to deliver a fourth wall joke. And yes, I had joints.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 жыл бұрын
That could have been a great over-the-top absurd moment, but they gave him the laziest joke to deliver, and it wasn't even apropos. It's like they had some guy off the street literally writing gags off the top of their head seconds before they rolled.
@VonWenk
@VonWenk Жыл бұрын
I was momentarily excited when I saw in the credits Rula Lenska, Valerie Leon, and Linda Hayden. When Lenska was playing a "famous actress" in (I think) shampoo commercials, I didn't realize she was actually in movies.
@dwaynehendrickson8854
@dwaynehendrickson8854 4 жыл бұрын
The nun singing on the airplane is a spoof of Airport ‘75 where Helen Reddy played a nun
@olgagarcia1160
@olgagarcia1160 7 жыл бұрын
Man.the movie "queen kong "has got to be the badest king kong movie of all
@ryanangelastro504
@ryanangelastro504 3 жыл бұрын
So what you’re saying is Robin Askwith is basically real life Austin Powers?
@dinnubhai69
@dinnubhai69 8 жыл бұрын
dexter morgan stopped killing and started reviewing cult movies...
@Dinossword
@Dinossword 9 жыл бұрын
What dinosaur? Did he say? 10:01 And right back at you. 19:20
@weoroa9330
@weoroa9330 4 жыл бұрын
A Ginosauroptokus?
@brandoncruz2162
@brandoncruz2162 3 жыл бұрын
It's a Daspletosaurus, Yes! I found one, I found one, The first Daspleto on film!
@Dinossword
@Dinossword 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandoncruz2162 Wait... what?!
@brandoncruz2162
@brandoncruz2162 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dinossword, A Daspletosaurus. It's a theropod relative of the T-Rex.
@Dinossword
@Dinossword 3 жыл бұрын
@@brandoncruz2162 Sure about it?
@jetfire851
@jetfire851 9 жыл бұрын
Hey, the co-writer Frank Agrama is the son of a bitch who owns Harmony Gold and keeps messing up the Robotech franchise, plus he was brought up on fraud charges. It's nice to know that he was always a hack.
@andrewgan557
@andrewgan557 8 жыл бұрын
Good thing it's banned in uk, it's very insulting to both men, women and King Kong himself.
@Desslar
@Desslar 7 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too, assuming it's the same guy.
@andrewgan557
@andrewgan557 7 жыл бұрын
Desslar and are you sure this guy is a feminist or not?
@Desslar
@Desslar 7 жыл бұрын
Frank Agrama?? I have no idea about his political agenda.
@andrewgan557
@andrewgan557 7 жыл бұрын
Desslar because he looks like a Muslim to me.
@callnight1441
@callnight1441 3 жыл бұрын
"do you mean gorilla or ape?"...uhm, a gorilla is an ape...
@joethehero2
@joethehero2 3 жыл бұрын
Galvatron: This is bad comedy.
@lwrider10andhisstuff52
@lwrider10andhisstuff52 2 жыл бұрын
The funny part when he said "so this is what the asylum version of king kong vs godzilla is" is because asylum now made a godzilla vs kong parody movie last year
@Lee-Darin
@Lee-Darin 11 ай бұрын
Wait WHAT!?
@lwrider10andhisstuff52
@lwrider10andhisstuff52 11 ай бұрын
@@Lee-Darin yep they made it right after Godzilla vs Kong was done, and they thought to try making their own spin on it with their bad CGI lol 😆
@Lee-Darin
@Lee-Darin 11 ай бұрын
Why ain't these guys getting sued?
@lwrider10andhisstuff52
@lwrider10andhisstuff52 11 ай бұрын
@@Lee-Darin heck all of us have been wondering that with their rip off movies, but it might either be to the point that they named it ape vs monster, which doesn't make sense on how they didn't get sued just for that obvious name and title cover or that the studios haven't gotten a word of it, plus on the other note they are making a sequel with ape vs Mecha ape which is definitely a full on king kong escapes ripoff, so they better be lucky toho doesn't find out about it or there definitely sued for sure
@jrny20
@jrny20 6 жыл бұрын
I think the appropriate joke to play with the singing nun in would be a clip from family guy. More specifically, the one where Peter is Death for a day; and girl scouts are singing "I like being alive."
@jessmorales4841
@jessmorales4841 3 жыл бұрын
Your jokes are so great in this one. Too much to go over 🤣
@ShamrockParticle
@ShamrockParticle 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched it about 7 times now and it's still as funny as the first time through and with any missed jokes becoming apparent.
@maxbrandt6
@maxbrandt6 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Askwith looks like a discount Peter Noon.
@Lee-Darin
@Lee-Darin 11 ай бұрын
The Asylum version is called Ape vs Monster 😂😂😂
@SlapstickGenius23
@SlapstickGenius23 3 жыл бұрын
Queen Kong, by the infamous Frank Agrama of Robotech fame.
@kingrahzar9351
@kingrahzar9351 7 жыл бұрын
Review the 1976 king kong, mighty gorga, mighty joe young, king kong from 2005, king kong lives, kong vs godzilla, son of kong
@jollyrgr2854
@jollyrgr2854 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the review. I've never even heard of Queen Kong, now I have to watch it. LOL
@TominatorT-
@TominatorT- Жыл бұрын
Time traveler: kicks stone The timeline:
@MforMovesets
@MforMovesets 2 жыл бұрын
I tried resisting facepalming, but then the woman liberation front started singing "Bunga bunga." It hurts.
@ronniec8218
@ronniec8218 5 жыл бұрын
And that's why King Kong is single now
@HeilRay
@HeilRay 5 жыл бұрын
3:05 This feels like something you’d hear from Harvey Birdman.
@heymistercarter.
@heymistercarter. 6 жыл бұрын
3:08 I"m sorry, WHAT????
@JoelandtheBots
@JoelandtheBots 8 жыл бұрын
Actually, the "singing nun" trope was used in Airport '75, which Airplane was mocking.
@rudnick57
@rudnick57 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Hindenburg joke Brandon!
@ShouAlias-io7ud
@ShouAlias-io7ud 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one who thinks that's John Phillip Law in the opening scene, right? If not, it's a convincing lookalike.
@davidwuhrer6704
@davidwuhrer6704 7 жыл бұрын
And here I thought Kong was already a female in the original movie. The joke about the Aussies was definitely at the expense of the British Empire. I mean: If Phineas Fogg had been French, an Englishmen would have done it in 79 or less. Had he been Australian, it would have been beneath a gentlemen to compete.
@ethanmurray9933
@ethanmurray9933 9 жыл бұрын
5:05 my sentiments exactly
@fromthecheapseats7126
@fromthecheapseats7126 3 ай бұрын
The Seltzer and Freidberg comparison is apt. I would say that another appropriate comparison is “Velma,” though that of course didn’t exist when this video was made. The attempted jokes fall flat in a similar way that is both painful and insulting - “So that’s gorilla warfare” made me want to beat the screenwriter with a crowbar much like “What did SCOOBI do?” It also shows a similar level of disrespect for the source material, albeit in a slightly way - while “Velma” seems contemptuous of “Scooby-Doo” and its fans, seeming to wish they didn’t exist, this movie takes “King Kong” and its fans for granted as convenient material for lazy exploitation.
@KyleRobots
@KyleRobots Ай бұрын
To steal a joke from Rifftrax; "Sure, it falls flat in our language, but if we spoke the language, we'd be laughing!" "...but this was filmed in English!" "IT WAS?!"
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 7 жыл бұрын
The Legend of the Dinosaurs Pterosaur music will NEVER get old 14:29 Do the Dr Zaius song!
@dbsommers1
@dbsommers1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry you watched this. More importantly, I'm sorry I watched this much of it.
@batmeister
@batmeister 3 жыл бұрын
She should have been in King Kong lives 1986
@randomguy2518
@randomguy2518 4 жыл бұрын
Crushed oelvis? ...more like suffocation, the queen would have to stuff him up there entirely to get anything out of the encounter
@alfonsotorres6432
@alfonsotorres6432 6 жыл бұрын
I’d rather watch the leprechaun in space than watch QUEEN KONG
@gekkogamer8740
@gekkogamer8740 Жыл бұрын
0:00 As soon as this video starts he’s like: “Why must endure this torture? Why?!”
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