"British vs. Americans" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Noble Ape)
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James Christopher Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers Dad Is Fat (2013) and Food: A Love Story (2014) He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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@goldencomposure3448 3 жыл бұрын
This is COMEDY GOLD. “Being a Parent is like being a tourist.” 😂
@OppositeOfNinja 3 жыл бұрын
As a Brit I am saddened that Jim wouldn't do the British jokes over here. Some might face letters of complaint, but generally everything Jim does is sublime
@cv507 Жыл бұрын
you böth är degähnärätz... i mean vieh För ^DX^
@OppositeOfNinja Жыл бұрын
@@cv507 That is a fun comment. Would you care to elaborate?
@rickwilliams967 Жыл бұрын
Too many people get upset about jokes these days. Kinda sad. His jokes are always in good taste.
@ThumperLust Жыл бұрын
He might have, but he hadn’t come upon them until walking into an English store with two bags of trash under his arms.
@cousinjk Жыл бұрын
It was a JOKE.
@Kathyaaybeauty 4 жыл бұрын
That jewelry store comment was spot on! LOL I laughed so hard I almost had to go to hospital!
@noneofyourbeeswax01 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, those shops assistant are like that to everyone not just US tourists. A condescending attitude is in fact _de rigueur_ for all the finest emporia!
@oikawasupremacy6632 3 жыл бұрын
You had us at the first half not gonna lie
@thecatholicrabbi4170 3 жыл бұрын
Hospital is so expensive
@mikesteelheart 3 жыл бұрын
I almost pissed myself when he said that lol.
@TreeshaS 3 жыл бұрын
Haha. That’s great.
@preston74 2 жыл бұрын
The dentist joke made me laugh so hard I spit out my cookie.
@mattkinsella9856 4 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I say "the hospital", I'm now sitting here questioning my existence.
@rubix4195 4 жыл бұрын
Don't be. Remember, you won't see a US gritty reality show involving doctors and nurses called "The Hospital".
@phildann9225 4 жыл бұрын
You should be sir!
@mattkinsella9856 4 жыл бұрын
@@Raven566 I guess we're American just born in the wrong place 😂
@bieuxyongson 4 жыл бұрын
Uncoded Reality You have that Revolutionary spirit!
@tonedowne 4 жыл бұрын
I only say it in past tense. I need to go to hospital I was at the hospital. But then saying, I was in the hospital, is all kinds of wrong. Has to be, in hospital, past, present or future. It's a strange one.
@theresaandrade8261 4 жыл бұрын
"I like to buy M&Ms in bulk in a pro-M&M environment" 😂😂😂
@sarahlarson2172 4 жыл бұрын
Yup!
@dawgnana149 4 жыл бұрын
I have a British husband and stepkids, and this is “spot on” as they would say. Thanks Jim.
@chuckgrumble5440 3 жыл бұрын
@ltx just spot
@douglapointe6810 Жыл бұрын
He is a genius. Never a shortage of great original jokes.
@szqsk8 4 жыл бұрын
Tell the kids it's an M&M museum and there's nothing for sale and keep walking. That's what my dad woulda done. 1960s parenting.
@Di-Pi 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@dibutler9151 3 жыл бұрын
I used to tell my kids we couldn't go to McDonald's and play in the ball pit because they were cleaning the balls.
@johndeaux3703 3 жыл бұрын
@@dibutler9151 Those ball pits are disgusting petri dishes for e-coli. You have any idea how many brats lose their dirty diaper in the ball pit?
@linshanhsiang 3 жыл бұрын
Lying to your kids. A great tradition. As in, "It's going to be alright". "I'm always going to be here to take care of you". Basic stuff like that.
@soulassassin0g 3 жыл бұрын
My dad: "It's a museum, nothing is for sale." Me: "Then take me to the gift shop?"
@222ableVelo 2 жыл бұрын
Love Gaffigan. He has me in tears sometimes, and he doesn't need to use vulgar language at all to do it. I wish he would do 3 or 4 specials every year!
@markheithaus 11 ай бұрын
The fact that he's not even trying to be the "clean comedian" is what's so good about it. He just seems so... normal.
@robertkirkendall2010 4 жыл бұрын
"Kids never want to do anything fun, like sit in a dark bar and drink beer." Ain't that the sad truth!
@captainarcher2 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO !!!
@chrisrees7054 3 жыл бұрын
I'm usually a miserable, unhappy, grouch but this guy really cheers me up!
@FJB_USA_1ST 3 жыл бұрын
That's good. Watch him everyday and feel better. Cheer up mate.
@tsb7911 2 жыл бұрын
Canadians don't say "The Hospital" either. Same with university. A Canadian or British person saying, "I was planning to go to university, but I can't now because my Father had to go to hospital." They think nothing is wrong with that. 😂
@skandarc2810 2 жыл бұрын
The M&M bit made me cackle pretty loud I don’t know why 🤣
@JohnSmith-cc3ud 3 жыл бұрын
I love when comedians are funny without so many sex and race jokes.
@LanielPhoto 4 жыл бұрын
A comedian who doesn't need foul language and continued reference to sex - Outstanding!! Real humour! Thanks for the laughts..
@echt114 3 жыл бұрын
@Ray You've been exposed to propaganda that words themselves can be inherently bad?
@senbassador 3 жыл бұрын
What exactly is "foul language" anyway. And does it count if you use British swear words instead of actual swear words? Otherwise, your comment is just a bunch of bloody bollocks.
@LanielPhoto 3 жыл бұрын
@@senbassador - Foul language is what polite and courteous people find offensive. I occasionally use the words "shut up" and found it was offensive in sections of the south USA - I was told to say "Hush" instead. Same with "Go to hell" - I was suppose to say "Go to blazes" . So it does vary from place to place. Some are offensive to polite society everywhere, as I found out, such as the "f" word . Saw a little peek squeek guy take on a football player because the football player used the f word in front of the peek-squeeks's wife on a cruise ship. What surprised the football player was that most of the crowd supported the little guy and beared down on him for his foul language, as they put it. If my comment is bullocks why do so many agree with me ? Your comment indicates that you probably swear a lot and do not consider it uncouth. If it makes you happy - keep it up.
@LanielPhoto 3 жыл бұрын
@@echt114 - If those around you are insulted by it - so the use of the "n" word to you is OK, right? Its just a word...
@d.johnson9957 3 жыл бұрын
@@senbassador Its simple. British insults are wrapped in bacon so they're easier to swallow.
@Jemppu 3 жыл бұрын
"Sit in a dark bar and drink beer"... but that WAS what we did with dad as kids 👀
@cameronjones8641 3 жыл бұрын
I'm British and i was crying with laughter.
@contessajones5619 4 жыл бұрын
Your clips are getting us through this global craziness. Thank you for opening your home and family to us. And what a caring and charming group you have. Enjoy them!!
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 жыл бұрын
"The king of England doesn’t have to empty the trash! 🤨" LoL. 🤣🤣🤣
@HighOnLife1985 3 жыл бұрын
"I do love the Brits and I would never tell those jokes................there."
@juandoe9694 3 жыл бұрын
I love british women
@peanutbutterdragon4105 2 жыл бұрын
Which is exactly what friends do
@allergy5634 Жыл бұрын
As a Brit, I know that’s we would love him to tell these jokes to us.
@mikeflix1598 3 жыл бұрын
That British accent was perfection, I really felt the pompous snobbery ooze out of you, just like it did when any America enters their shops. 'Please make sure you don't touch anything with your filthy hands'.(that was just addlib) I first saw the M&M store in NY, which I never understood, my first thought was 'I bet a bag of M&Ms costs less at a candy count or vending machine, than it does in the huge store, so what's the point? Guess you can buy all the memorabilia there, so it's more like a gift shop or tourist trap.
@plutobeliever 4 жыл бұрын
I love comparative humor....Jim Gaffigan does it best...
@rustytrumpet3860 4 жыл бұрын
I have to say I'm British, and after viewing this magic lantern show I had a fit of the vapors and had to retire to my fainting couch....
@noneofyourbeeswax01 3 жыл бұрын
Oh steady on; stiff upper lip and all that!
@JB-yb4wn 3 жыл бұрын
It is called a chesterfield, and if you were British you would spell it "vapours", at least that is what you taught us in the Dominion of Canada.
@proxyuk 3 жыл бұрын
You should have gone Hospital
@StephBer1 3 жыл бұрын
@@proxyuk We don't "go" Hospital, we 'go to' Hospital. I'm not even British, I'm Australian, but we are also taught the Queen's English, not American... whatever that is. Americans can't diss anyone when they can't say Aluminium correctly. 😁
@proxyuk 3 жыл бұрын
@@StephBer1 Its a "Wigan" (northwest UK) thing and a joke. We use the least amount of words possible. e.g. "Do you want to go to the Pub" becomes "Coming Pub" or just "Pub" what i really should have said was "Shoulda gone Hospital" :)
@luminyam6145 3 жыл бұрын
Omg this was just hilarious. I just got home from work and it is late and I am giggling to myself trying not to wake up the rest of the household. You are magic Jim.
@irenemaelo5731 3 жыл бұрын
My Kenyan Dad couldn't stand any standup I tried to watch with him except you. Thanks for that.
@Queenie_Francie 3 жыл бұрын
This show is hilarious! I love the British vs American observations.
@parislady1925 3 жыл бұрын
After traveling around England I wanted to know why they drove on the opposite side of the road. From my research it stated back in the Knights day they would lead their horse on the left side, if an enemy approached the knight could swiftly reach (with his right hand) for his sword to protect himself. If they had been on the right side of the road it would have given them a disadvantage to defend themselves.
@IlSqueak 3 жыл бұрын
That's interesting, because as a Brit, I was led to believe that (driving on the left) was to stop Jousting on the Kings / Queens Highway. Your lance was held in the right hand pointing to the left, so it could meet your opponents shield (on the left arm). If you jousted an opponent on the right you'd have a fair chance of having broken shoulders. Yours is a better explanation.
@a.m.7438 3 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting him to roast m&m's and melt the building down, but it was absolutely satisfying.
@pumpkinporter1108 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the laughter during this crazy time! Whenever work is getting well work or news is wayyyy too much I listen to your videos! You rock! Hope to see you in concert soon!!! Take care!
@FoCoPuffs 4 жыл бұрын
The thumbs-down tally on this video is also called the Brit Counter.
@thethumper088 3 жыл бұрын
Or m&m store fans.
@stephenpemberton9943 3 жыл бұрын
Prince Edwards one of em!
@baerlauchstal 3 жыл бұрын
*King* Edward innit. Edward VIII (though he wasn't in post long enough to get crowned). Also, everyone called him David. The royals are weird. Also also, he was by all accounts a bit of a Hitler fan, which may actually have been the reason the Government seized on the silly "American divorcee" thing in order to force him out; if he'd been more politically reliable, they might well have let it slide, even back then.
@OldRaver 3 жыл бұрын
Buulshit, I’m a Brit and I’m crying with laughter. (Unlike most Americans we have the ability to laugh at ourselves)
@cameronjones8641 3 жыл бұрын
@@OldRaver I'm a a Brit and I think it was a joke mate.
@sjurjans7137 3 жыл бұрын
One of best comedians! Thank-you for posting these love them
@Sacheen81 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for your ever hilarious episodes. I have no idea how you are CONSTANTLY coming up with more material, but you are surely a GENIUS! Keep it comin' big guy, We love you♡ Stay safe
@tezzag818 Жыл бұрын
Going to hospital means you’re going to be admitted, going to the hospital means we may be going to visit someone. (Australia)
@sideshowtink 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the funniest man alive. Jim, this was great!
@dreamyjeannie3385 4 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan, you are the funniest person alive, and even better than that, you married Jeannie and had all those lil darlings. Thank you Mr Gaffigan for keeping us laughing through these weird times.😂😂
@kellypervine6000 4 жыл бұрын
You knocked it out of the park - once again. Thank you!
@willmorrison5950 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim! Love your comedy and been following you for a long time! You have made this crazy time much funnier and lighter! 😊
@randylynns 4 жыл бұрын
You always make me laugh! Thanks so much!
@captainkev10 4 жыл бұрын
I'm unsure why, but I always save my "like" for after I audibly laugh out loud, as if it were some sort of currency.
@larapalma3744 2 жыл бұрын
I like indiscriminately
@samiam619 2 жыл бұрын
@@larapalma3744 Not only that, but I use the like button as a sign that I’ve watched this already. Once I made a comment on a video. Then reading the other comments I found one I wrote 3 years before!
@theresanotare2296 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for the lighter side of life! I'm grateful that I discovered you during this pandemic! And do tell your lovely wife and children that they have a fan here in DC who wishes them many blessings!
@MedEighty 4 жыл бұрын
Actually, the M&M store in London is at Leicester Square, not at Piccadilly Circus. But they're near each other. So, on behalf of the UK, I forgive you.
@christopherj5780 3 жыл бұрын
Here is a thought on sizes, London by area is almost as big as the state of rhode island, by far more populated but one city almost the size of one state, just weird.
@RealEnerjak 2 жыл бұрын
London should be bombed just for having an M&M store.
@tomfrazier1103 2 жыл бұрын
But a long, long way from Tipperary!
@m_nation403 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing these videos Jim, I appreciate it and they help ease my anxiety during the pandemic. God bless you
@Gunnysunny 4 жыл бұрын
Love you Jim! Your comedy always makes my day better! 🙌🏼😍❤️
@nickirito3435 3 жыл бұрын
I had to subscribe because I've been watching your Videos day and night. Its great! The stuff about the kids -- hilarious! The food videos make me hungry. I like to eat too. Oh! And the Spanish traditions cracked me up for hours. I even looked it up and saw a video of kids beating the log and looking for poo presents!! Great!
@NijimaSan 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, I say this comment section needs more Brits to tell us we’re full of it. 😄🇺🇸🇬🇧
@markinnis5978 Жыл бұрын
Uhuuu...ok??
@1515327E 11 ай бұрын
I’m not sure exactly with what it is you’re wanting to be filled, but if it makes you happy I am certain we would graciously oblige (apart from M&Ms of course).
@michaelEvans984 4 жыл бұрын
tough times for me....thank god for you on youtube daily, or almost daily....love mike & pat and played for my mum, she loved as well, YOU ARE a National Treasure :)
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
thanks. tell your Mum hi
@peggyf344 4 жыл бұрын
Lol lol Jim - so funny!!!😂. I needed this today. Better than a therapist. Lol Thanks😃
@litty4553 Жыл бұрын
Here I am again 😂 watching my favorite comedian 😂 brilliant as always ❤
@atgb143 4 жыл бұрын
Still laughing. 😂 Thank you kind sir. 👏🏻👍🏻❤
@kqueenrn 4 жыл бұрын
If I ever get to London I will be eating M&Ms, going to vote, and then go to hospital.
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
How dare you!😀
@michaelwinkle4480 4 жыл бұрын
@@jimgaffigan That second floor is for Peanut M&Ms. And it's the "first floor" in England. The first floor is the "ground floor"!
@iamisaid2295 3 жыл бұрын
sweetie, you'd have to have a passport. ouch, sorry, couldn't help it. :D jks!
@Jacksjarofdirt123 3 жыл бұрын
To vote? 😆
@briendraper4818 4 жыл бұрын
I learn so much from you Jim. You're awesome.
@johnvfx143 3 жыл бұрын
Jimothy, you're the best. The Brits are funny with their pronunciation of the language. I watched a few seasons of "The Only Way is Essex", a bunch of British 20 somethings reality show, and this one dude, forget their names, got a tattoo, and was obnoxious enough to pronounce it "ta-oo". "I got a ta-oo". Just obnoxious. Fun show to watch.
@georgealderson4424 2 жыл бұрын
I thing "y'all" talking about an accent there "pardner!"
@Stephen-er4bi 3 жыл бұрын
There's no "the" before college or university either.
@gratefuldev23 3 жыл бұрын
Or just plain "school"
@FurlyFurlz 3 жыл бұрын
The university offered me a scholarship......Where do you attend school? The college of New Jersey( the word the is on the school crest or shield)
@LakeWrangler 3 жыл бұрын
I may be wrong, but I think it's only the institution that lacks a "the", whereas using the word to indicate a distinct location would use a "the". E.g. : "I'm going to college in the fall." Or "I'm driving up to the university, do you need me to stop and get something for you on the way back?"
@linshanhsiang 3 жыл бұрын
Wow it's a world class language seminar in here!
@donkmeister 3 жыл бұрын
@スパイダーマン You should come to the Europe and teach us how to speak the English. You could probably get here by the aeroplane. 😋 It's nothing to do with institutions vs non-institutions... In English, when a noun is being used in a broad sense, "the" is omitted. So, "I took him to the hospital" means you took him to a specific hospital, but "I took him to hospital" means that the focus of the statement is that the guy had to go to hospital... which hospital is not the focus. So, depending on context either is correct. Try it with some other sentences... "I went to college" vs "I went to the college" for instance. I guarantee you'll find some where it makes no sense, because English is like that.
@patriciahopey1384 3 жыл бұрын
So funny. I laugh out loud every time. You are very good. 3cheers from Canada
@jamess7264 2 жыл бұрын
My father was English, I remember going to his aunt's house and have her say, "Yes, well how nice", after anything I said. On reflection, I think the old lady was mocking me!!
@gypsylaine4515 4 жыл бұрын
I binge watch all of your stand up on You Tube all the time. You absolutely brighten my days!
@histeve1110 4 жыл бұрын
Hey buddy, I like M&Ms..what if there was an M&M in the audience..
@marybarry2230 3 жыл бұрын
LOL!😁
@Leppify 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@brianthomas2434 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, I can't see Eminem as being a Gaffigan fan. (Can't believe nobody thought of THAT hack line in ten months! Or maybe they thought better of it....I'll see myself out. )
@jeffwade9052 2 жыл бұрын
@@brianthomas2434 🤣🤣🤣
@endicottsummers203 3 жыл бұрын
The hospital bit cracked me up. Here's one for Americans: Why do we say "I graduated high school" instead of "I graduated from high school"? Always thought that was weird.
@LB-jw3ly 3 жыл бұрын
@@krashd actually as an American it bothers me because it is incorrect and a sign of uncouth.
@chocmilkshake24 4 жыл бұрын
Love your stand up!
@jamespisano1164 4 жыл бұрын
Dude. So funny. Love the Noble Ape material.
@auspiciousautonomous2403 4 жыл бұрын
I know no one cares about my chronic back pain, you have kids and a wife, I shared this because it AWESOMELY distracted my pain! ~ THANK YOU! - (LOVE)
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that
@soniauk4284 3 жыл бұрын
I'm English and he's spot on lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nickhall9873 4 жыл бұрын
British accent impressions never get old. Oooooooh oopooooooooooooohhhh 😂😂😂😂😂
@Hellgrinde 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is gonna make the most hilarious santa clause one day when he decides to grow long hair.
@immortaljanus 2 жыл бұрын
I already subscribed. It was wonderful...
@mattmichniuk2727 Жыл бұрын
Love this guys comedy he's the family guy with clean wholesome language !!!
@bronco4life 3 жыл бұрын
Just Subscribed!!! had to,,,. You Animal of Comedy!
@ChrizzBeatz 4 жыл бұрын
subscribed. still hilarious. need more Jim Gaffigan in my life.
@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын
thanks!
@recessinthering8425 4 жыл бұрын
This morning I learned James Gaffigan is regularly on CBS Sunday Morning. Going to just fast-forward to his bit from now on.
@Garcia-elf 3 жыл бұрын
Subbed didn’t know I was a fan but now I am
@navydogsadventures3500 3 жыл бұрын
Jim you are the bomb, fricken hilarious!😂😂
@christinatweet6580 Жыл бұрын
...frickin'....😊
@navydogsadventures3500 Жыл бұрын
@Christina Tweet better than the real F'in, lol
@vjohnson6464 2 жыл бұрын
As always..... priceless.
@arandaj 3 жыл бұрын
You convinced me. I subscribed.
@dennispasch9538 Жыл бұрын
Great routine as usual. Thank you
@mk17173n 3 жыл бұрын
i love his audience member voice the best!
@gabe8039 4 жыл бұрын
What a great impression of my country. + The m&m store is the largest sweet store in the world
@timothyhaines556 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there's one in Las Vegas too. At least there was...
@r00s. 4 жыл бұрын
I had to laugh out loud at this. Spiffing great!
@lpgfamily5 3 жыл бұрын
Always so funny!
@raelyneannelli6678 3 жыл бұрын
I go to bed smiling as I drift off after I listened to your gift from today. U R 2-Cute & VERY FUNNY 😘
@bushtrash2286 3 жыл бұрын
Im dual citizen of the UK and USA this guy is spot on.
@Moonflowertarot777 4 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim! I watch all of your stand ups and Dinner with the Gaffigans. My very favorite joke you ever did was the myself joke about the gym. I agree so much with your comedy finding the funny in the truth. Just saw an article that your a cancer ♋️ like myself. Happy early birthday!
@JojoCrazyCat 3 жыл бұрын
That was amazing .
@bfkennedy 4 жыл бұрын
I love everything with the Gaffigan name. Jim should really use Pat and Mike to introduce these clips!
@hope5360 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea! Funny if at the end, they yell Subscribe! as they throw back their root beers...😉
@mrbarthoss1 4 жыл бұрын
Amen!!!!
@mariannesouza8326 4 жыл бұрын
I keep watching this! It’s sooo funny!! Thank you! 🤔 Hmm, why isn’t there an M&M emoji?!
@chadbonsack1166 3 жыл бұрын
Love it brother
@glenneric1 3 жыл бұрын
We don't say 'the' before 'school'. 'I'm going to school'. I guess that's how they feel about 'hospital'. It feels damned weird though.
@wendyraye 3 жыл бұрын
Love you, Jim.
@LisbethAdams 4 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard I might have to go Hospital!
@hecman888 2 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, I didn't even think of M&M's as Ms. I thought of them as Es.
@Insomniaallnight 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian !!
@patrickometry 4 жыл бұрын
It's not weird when you realize we don't say 'the' before 'school'. :)
@richardgray8593 4 жыл бұрын
But we don't leave it out as in "going to university."
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah.... Hmmmm. 🤔🤣🤣🤣
@2HRTS1LOVE 4 жыл бұрын
We say "the school" when we're talking about going to the actual building, as in, "I've got a meeting at the school", but just "school" when we mean attending classes("Going to school"). Same with college. I'm sure there's other words like that, language is weird.
@alvarorey9308 4 жыл бұрын
I got homework from school. I got medicine from hospital.
@patrickometry 4 жыл бұрын
Another good example of this is 'church.' Drop me off at church. I'm going to church. Jim is in church praying. :)
@areyoufriendly 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard during that, I think I pulled something and I should go to hospital.
@JudgeDrey 3 жыл бұрын
Jim, you're the KING!
@darinsingleton3553 4 жыл бұрын
Have seen that set multiple times. I just come for the subscription request segment at the end.
@sanstar2007 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian!
@Lottie872 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this 😂😂
@petenice00 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing😂
@lexcorp1516 4 жыл бұрын
I was in London last year and went to that very M&M store he's talking about lmfaooo
@SirTweakAlot 4 жыл бұрын
Eminem. Elton's in his mouth, not in his hand
@jessicaguinish6357 Жыл бұрын
Really the best comedian ever !!❤
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