The Road To The White House Has Gotten Lumpy

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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The Ted-mentum might slow to a crawl now that he has to campaign to a bunch of elitists with New York values.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"

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@StarvingPoet
@StarvingPoet 8 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah voldemort is on the short list I bet
@maglorian
@maglorian 8 жыл бұрын
*Voldemort for president!* #MakeAmericaMagicalAgain
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 8 жыл бұрын
#HeWhoShallNotBeElected
@StarvingPoet
@StarvingPoet 8 жыл бұрын
+mariokarter13 hahaha
@17Haru17
@17Haru17 8 жыл бұрын
+Rose Knapp Literally the same views on interbreeding and multiculturalism as Trump.
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
+17Haru17 OH SNAP!
@ARWG
@ARWG 8 жыл бұрын
Man, I miss the freedom Stephen had on the Report. Fucking CBS.
@bonesmuscleandblood8612
@bonesmuscleandblood8612 8 жыл бұрын
He would not have had much freedom on the central channel anymore either just look at the daily show its one of the reasons Jon Stewert quit
@wiet111
@wiet111 8 жыл бұрын
Did they actually just blur the letter u? That's just fucking stupid.
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
+wiet111 And if you were on CBS, it would be f*cking stupid :/
@SmokeyEdits
@SmokeyEdits 8 жыл бұрын
I was worried that there was some joke I was missing out on because it didn't make any sense for them to actually censor the U. Jesus.
@ryanturner6920
@ryanturner6920 8 жыл бұрын
Wow... censorship run amok. Good thing they are protecting those 8 year old minds who are up late watching political commentary...
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
Ryan Turner When I saw 'Princess Monoke' in theatres, there was a mom there with her 3/4 year old. They both quickly left after a particularly gruesome scene. Never underestimate the foolishness of the average parent :/
@DerivativeMVs
@DerivativeMVs 8 жыл бұрын
+wiet111 "Zach there seems to be a problem with my coffee. It's supposed to say "F K" but the K seems to be blurred out. We should probably look into this." Anyone who gets the reference; I have no cookies for you, I'm sorry.
@familyaccount6491
@familyaccount6491 8 жыл бұрын
The F *Bleep* train? Are you fucking kidding me, CBS??
@agriperma
@agriperma 8 жыл бұрын
+Chad Aoun Yeah they bleeped out the U in F U Train. I have no idea why.
@Saggg
@Saggg 8 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that was a joke, though.
@twelge15
@twelge15 8 жыл бұрын
+agriperma Les Moonbeam has officially taken Governor of Ca Moonbeam's last name. When Disney has less censorship than you, you just might be an old network coot.
@emcdunna
@emcdunna 8 жыл бұрын
I love how the conservatives are so un-enthused by the zodiac killer
@gjongjelaj7540
@gjongjelaj7540 8 жыл бұрын
L
@thewhitecobra771
@thewhitecobra771 8 жыл бұрын
+MrBrenman21 Imma go shoot myself....I just saw two L's on the fucking colbert show
@Ba12a198
@Ba12a198 8 жыл бұрын
+Raptor Rorkez L
@zacharypacheco3364
@zacharypacheco3364 8 жыл бұрын
L
@TalesStahl
@TalesStahl 8 жыл бұрын
+emcdunna Ted Cruz gets there endorsment with the Passion of some one that get the question "Do you want a Punch or a Kick in your Nuts?" while trump get endorsed by Bitchy, Fatty and Sleepy.
@0ISanderI0
@0ISanderI0 8 жыл бұрын
Did they seriously bleep out the U in F U? How sad..
@doughboydevito4529
@doughboydevito4529 8 жыл бұрын
Blame the FCC for that elephant shit.
@LastSider
@LastSider 8 жыл бұрын
They censor F. U.? As in the letter U? Damn... cbs is worse than my grandma.
@snarky1742
@snarky1742 8 жыл бұрын
The best part is that they didn't even censor it in the thumbnail
@love-hammer
@love-hammer 8 жыл бұрын
F is for f*n which friends do together. * is for ***** and me!
@ronan9607
@ronan9607 8 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahahah xD
@iont8172
@iont8172 8 жыл бұрын
lol
@joshualaborde2723
@joshualaborde2723 8 жыл бұрын
+Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer No, no. F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium... Bombs.
@love-hammer
@love-hammer 8 жыл бұрын
language.
@iont8172
@iont8172 8 жыл бұрын
Joshua Laborde ! Those things aren't what fun is all about. >:(
@stinknus
@stinknus 8 жыл бұрын
Bigfoot 2016, He's Gonna Stomp Your Taxes
@moviedudexd5579
@moviedudexd5579 8 жыл бұрын
he is going to save the environment.
@nismofury
@nismofury 8 жыл бұрын
Why would you hacks bleep U?...
@isaiahgentle427
@isaiahgentle427 8 жыл бұрын
FCC
@ufotofu9
@ufotofu9 8 жыл бұрын
+nismofury Right?!!!
@PabsEscobar
@PabsEscobar 8 жыл бұрын
Censoring is so utterly pointless, who the hell would be offended by a U
@doiknowmyenemy
@doiknowmyenemy 8 жыл бұрын
That is the funniest bleep of all time
@stormercody
@stormercody 8 жыл бұрын
+MrPeeblo Who's even offended by swear words anymore?
@supershinigami1
@supershinigami1 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie Sanders should be the democratic AND the republican nominee
@3SOULENT
@3SOULENT 8 жыл бұрын
+supershinigami1 thats not how it works. thats not how any of this works
@supershinigami1
@supershinigami1 8 жыл бұрын
3Soul ENT I don't care
@iancalandro3592
@iancalandro3592 8 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping for Bernie Sanders for the Democratic nomination and (despite the fact that its unlikely) Kasich for the Republican nomination
@attonpearson1944
@attonpearson1944 8 жыл бұрын
No thanks
@bleuemoone8710
@bleuemoone8710 8 жыл бұрын
+supershinigami1 Huh? How does that make any sense at all?
@fuckY0couch420
@fuckY0couch420 8 жыл бұрын
why do they bleep the "you" in "F U"
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Quevedo (Rūku) You know why :((
@Joshlama
@Joshlama 8 жыл бұрын
+the forthwright But why not the F? Take the * U Train?
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
Joshlama I dunno, makes no sense :/
@nidavelliir
@nidavelliir 8 жыл бұрын
+Luke Quevedo (Rūku) because sensible SJW's could get offended
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
www.josephscrimshaw.com/2014/10/14/the-worst-insult-ever/Jason Wedderburn
@ThecrazyJH96
@ThecrazyJH96 8 жыл бұрын
THEY BLURRED OUT A LETTER?? HOME OF THE BRAVE MY ASS
@iont8172
@iont8172 8 жыл бұрын
so ridiculous!
@garfoonga1
@garfoonga1 8 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Harding You mistook them for Atlanta, they the home of the Braves
@raptorsquad3081
@raptorsquad3081 8 жыл бұрын
#BaldEagleInKhakis2016
@AJGoff110
@AJGoff110 8 жыл бұрын
+RaptorSquad #PleatsForPresident
@brandonvalenti8401
@brandonvalenti8401 8 жыл бұрын
+RaptorSquad #VoldemortForPresident
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 жыл бұрын
+RaptorSquad Let's Make America Casually Chic Again
@vaishnavikasturirangan8914
@vaishnavikasturirangan8914 8 жыл бұрын
the road looks Trumpy.....
@TVFILMBUFF
@TVFILMBUFF 8 жыл бұрын
Love how uncomfortable that guy is trying to not endorse anyone
@forsacan8478
@forsacan8478 8 жыл бұрын
Feel the Bern, we're going to win this for Bernie.
@joeym1898
@joeym1898 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck Bernie
@ColonelVern
@ColonelVern 8 жыл бұрын
+TheFormalFlamers personally I don't support the man, his entire political ideology goes against my values. He's a good guy and all, but I can't ever support someone who believes that a government should have so much influence on one's life.
@crotchman
@crotchman 8 жыл бұрын
Let's just all kill ourselves. We vote for anyone, we're fucked.
@nikjay3665
@nikjay3665 8 жыл бұрын
Fuck censorship, that made no fuckin sense the thumbnail showed it
@ASTCify
@ASTCify 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know "U" was a swear word.
@lazyrmc
@lazyrmc 8 жыл бұрын
I know! Censorship makes a lotta sense!
@nb7216
@nb7216 8 жыл бұрын
D_de don't post that shit kids read the comments!!
@KurusuPanda
@KurusuPanda 8 жыл бұрын
F U censorship!
@Ba12a198
@Ba12a198 8 жыл бұрын
+Jeff Dunan fuck off dumbass
@DonaldJPump24
@DonaldJPump24 8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was N
@JosephStalin11
@JosephStalin11 8 жыл бұрын
Colbert failed to mention that Ted got less than 100 people at his rally while Trump got 18 thousand!
@robert7960
@robert7960 8 жыл бұрын
+Elias Trujillo Colbert like the rest of the media also pretend Cruz still has a path to the nomination when he doesn't. Trump is the only one left with a path to 1237,Cruz has no path. A vote for Cruz is a vote wasted.
@SterlingVelazquez
@SterlingVelazquez 8 жыл бұрын
+Trumpster 2016 Do you know what a brokered convention is? People are voting Cruz simply because they want to deny Trump a decisive win at the RNC. It's about keeping Trump from the nomination.
@WriterusAeternus
@WriterusAeternus 8 жыл бұрын
Cruz looks like a younger Grandpa Muenster
@bonetonelord
@bonetonelord 8 жыл бұрын
Come on. Putting Voldemort on the list is completely ridiculous. He wasn't born in the United States.
@havif1071
@havif1071 8 жыл бұрын
well cruz wasnt born in US...
@Officialalmate
@Officialalmate 8 жыл бұрын
+havif akbar no. Cruz was born in the United States. His MOTHER was born in Canada. I don't like Cruz but I'm not gonna give in to this stupid rumor.
@havif1071
@havif1071 8 жыл бұрын
+Officialalmate umm then why in wikipedia said that he was born in canada?
@neonpokemon72
@neonpokemon72 8 жыл бұрын
+havif akbar theres your problem, Wikepedia
@havif1071
@havif1071 8 жыл бұрын
N3ON so... wikipedia always wrong? then my grades would be disaster :(
@dallasmcquarrie1937
@dallasmcquarrie1937 8 жыл бұрын
Trying to pick a candidate in the Republican nomination race is like looking at a major multi-car pile up on the highway, and then trying to decide which car you'd like to be in ...
@georgejones5385
@georgejones5385 8 жыл бұрын
I want that bald eagle in pleated khakis for president
@bobzeda
@bobzeda 8 жыл бұрын
I'm voting for the bald eagle in the pleated khakis.
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 жыл бұрын
+Bobzeda It's a good look.
@providencee-w8q
@providencee-w8q 8 жыл бұрын
This vid ended more abruptly than my last fight.
@etiennepesce546
@etiennepesce546 8 жыл бұрын
+Gunnar Einarsson He didn't say he won...
@HachikoThePoochInugami
@HachikoThePoochInugami 8 жыл бұрын
It seems like Rubio's Scarecrow's face has been replaced with Kasich's....
@tylerlewis3856
@tylerlewis3856 8 жыл бұрын
It shows how disorderly the Republican party has become when Stephen has to make his third 'Scarecrow' in the graphic (First Jeb Bush, then Marco Rubio, and now John Kasich)
@jiado6893
@jiado6893 8 жыл бұрын
He was so fast to say "I'm not going to support" for Trump.
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat 8 жыл бұрын
So we have reached the point where it is now necessary to censor the letter U.
@Leivve
@Leivve 8 жыл бұрын
+EebstertheGreat F can mean anything, F U is a curse, and they have to be politically correct.
@EebstertheGreat
@EebstertheGreat 8 жыл бұрын
But F can't mean "anything" in this context. "F *bleep*" can mean only one thing, which is the whole point. Do they expect that kids can figure out what "F U" means but not "F *bleep*" in the same context? Is one more offensive than the other? Like I know it's just the network broadly applying a policy and covering their asses (not carefully making every specific decision), but cases like this show just how pointless that kind of censorship is. Oh, and the thumbnail clearly shows the uncensored front page.
@onlyicedgarrett7791
@onlyicedgarrett7791 8 жыл бұрын
+Leivve U can mean anything too. *U*.S.A.
@sillygoose635
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
@@Leivve shut up about being politically correct, they don't have to, but they choose to because they're human
@user-ku1zc4ry8z
@user-ku1zc4ry8z 8 жыл бұрын
feel the bern!
@lyceum3492
@lyceum3492 8 жыл бұрын
Ok who else saw Voldemort & said is he a choice. I bet Hillary belongs to slytherin as well.
@henrylansing5264
@henrylansing5264 8 жыл бұрын
Whispers: What if Bernie wins New York?
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Elkassem Who wins New York in a Hillary vs. Trump race?
@henrylansing5264
@henrylansing5264 8 жыл бұрын
+KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMAS The Media. They'd make bank off of a race like that.
@anniesue4456
@anniesue4456 8 жыл бұрын
The "F" Train lmao
@TheSensfan09
@TheSensfan09 8 жыл бұрын
I would vote for the bald eagle in the pants, that is just too styling.
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 жыл бұрын
+Mike Kingsbury Realistically it's the best option.
@Yerfdog1
@Yerfdog1 8 жыл бұрын
Did CBS seriously just censor "U?"
@jeanarousi
@jeanarousi 8 жыл бұрын
+Eddie S Think of the children... that... um, watch Colbert at 12:35 AM!!!
@Aethrius
@Aethrius 8 жыл бұрын
+jeanarousi And that don't ever see newspapers
@ericandy88
@ericandy88 6 жыл бұрын
They sometimes forget that at the hour the show airs, most kids are in bed asleep...or should be.
@darkforest1165
@darkforest1165 8 жыл бұрын
Haha, I just realized they switched out Rubio for Kasich 😂
@Wulfyre
@Wulfyre 8 жыл бұрын
When Marco Rubio is replaced by Kasich for Strawman
@LadyCeag840
@LadyCeag840 8 жыл бұрын
In the upcoming convention for the Republican nominee, I would be more than happy to endorse Senator Chewbacca for president!
@onlyhalfbad333
@onlyhalfbad333 8 жыл бұрын
They blurred the U on the vid, but not on the thumbnail. Genius!
@IchBinDerVerlorene
@IchBinDerVerlorene 8 жыл бұрын
'Who knows who the GOP will nominate? Could it be Scrooge McDuck? A Ouija board that spells out Ronald Reagan? A bald eagle wearing a pair of pleated khakis?' - sounds like something Stefon might say on Weekend Update XD
@Umadeabadmistake
@Umadeabadmistake 8 жыл бұрын
I'm shocked, Steve has more viewers on YT than on cbs
@marmiteghost
@marmiteghost 8 жыл бұрын
+Umadeabadmistake bruh, a large part of steve's demographic are millennials, how are you shocked?
@KurusuPanda
@KurusuPanda 8 жыл бұрын
Because not everyone who watches him likes being asked to buy the newest lumbago medication or support babies with alzheimers every 4 minutes
@sploit777
@sploit777 8 жыл бұрын
I like how its not blurred in the thumbnail
@vaibhavgupta20
@vaibhavgupta20 8 жыл бұрын
who saw voldemort?
@imveryangryitsnotbutter
@imveryangryitsnotbutter 8 жыл бұрын
"At this point there's really no choice." It's like he has no idea that independent candidates exist.
@PragmaticDany
@PragmaticDany 8 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't endorse them for the same reason he wouldn't endorse Kasich: They don't even have a chance.
@HipsterShiningArmor
@HipsterShiningArmor 8 жыл бұрын
I like how they keep changing the Scarecrow because candidates keep dropping out. First it was Bush, then Rubio, and now Kasich. I wonder what'll happen when Kasich drops out, will they just get rid of the Scarecrow entirely? Or will they make Trump the Scarecrow and Obama the Wizard of Oz?
@elephantwarrior53
@elephantwarrior53 8 жыл бұрын
The Republicans should choose Bernie if they actually want to stop Clinton.
@joindisclan
@joindisclan 8 жыл бұрын
The republicans want to stop Bernie not Clinton. Conservatives don't hate the clintons as much because when Bill was president he was a little more economically conservative than other democrats.
@hello1721
@hello1721 8 жыл бұрын
Every time he says "And this bring us to..." I wait for him to say, "tonight's Word."
@jimodonnelly7762
@jimodonnelly7762 8 жыл бұрын
In that picture of Ted Cruz at 0:30, he looks like Al Lewis - Grandpa on "The Munsters"!
@ms.marvelous8156
@ms.marvelous8156 8 жыл бұрын
If Ted Cruz gets the nomination it's gonna be like that scene in Indiana jones where they guy with the sword (Cruz) does all these tricks and Indy (everyone else) just shoots him down and no one will give a damn
@tangent480
@tangent480 8 жыл бұрын
+Sarah Wright or everyone's face will melt off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark
@ms.marvelous8156
@ms.marvelous8156 8 жыл бұрын
+Geoff Tangent that too. But I feel like that's more likely to happen with trump rather than Cruz
@flaniganjoe1
@flaniganjoe1 8 жыл бұрын
They blurred the u...... Really
@lindon8004
@lindon8004 8 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz looks like Jigsaw
@Fibonochos
@Fibonochos 8 жыл бұрын
I'd vote for the Eagle that apparently work at State Farm. "What are you wearing 'Eagle'?" "... khakis." "She sounds hideous." "Well, she a bird wearing pants, so.."
@Fibonochos
@Fibonochos 8 жыл бұрын
+Fibonochos #StateFarmEagleForPresedent
@MechaRommel
@MechaRommel 8 жыл бұрын
That suggestion at the end doesn't make any sense. Scrooge McDuck was born in Scotland which means he isn't eligible to be president of the US.
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
+Kemikal Oh god that made me laugh so hard! Kudos to you mate, well said :)
@masterrance
@masterrance 8 жыл бұрын
If Canadian born Ted Cruz can run, then I have the rights to nominated Senator McDuck
@MechaRommel
@MechaRommel 8 жыл бұрын
+masterrance I don't think that Mr. McDuck has held elected office. He's more of an industrial tycoon, kind of like Trump only more likeable.
@Valivali94
@Valivali94 8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they are going to nominate Lord Voldemort, now that some republicans want to acknowledge magic in congress
@robthebuilder1000
@robthebuilder1000 8 жыл бұрын
I wish Marco would have won Florida and still be in the race
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 жыл бұрын
+Never Ever That escalated quickly.
@robthebuilder1000
@robthebuilder1000 8 жыл бұрын
+Never Ever what's the correlation between being retarded and an eating diet?
@MnMPryoBanana
@MnMPryoBanana 8 жыл бұрын
As ridiculous as Ted looks now. The crazy thing is that in the latest general election poll on 7th April. Ted Cruz tie with Hillary Clinton which Bernie beats him with 12 points. We call Ted Cruz ridiculous and unelectable. What does that make Hillary? Vote for Bernie. We can't afford a Cruz presidency.
@attonpearson1944
@attonpearson1944 8 жыл бұрын
No thanks
@donHooligan
@donHooligan 8 жыл бұрын
according to Hundreds of economists...we can't afford anyone but Bernie.
@Streetmastaalex
@Streetmastaalex 8 жыл бұрын
+MnMPryoBanana You believe that bullshit? If Bernie was such a winner, why can't he win his own party's primaries?
@donHooligan
@donHooligan 8 жыл бұрын
Streetmastaalex well. it has been proven that the DNC has colluded with the Clinton Campaign to rig and suppress votes. if you had Any critical thinking skills, you would understand that: Rally Attendance + Campaign Contributors = Supporters...and Bernie Has More. ...and Hillary is Done. She is on a YUGE losing streak...a streak that ends in a jail cell.
@finn808
@finn808 8 жыл бұрын
+Streetmastaalex No need to believe. Bernie will stand by the people no matter what. Even if his policies fail to go through the Congress.
@TheUnatuber
@TheUnatuber 8 жыл бұрын
Unnecessary Censorship. I mean, seriously, "FU"???
@nomasmedia2053
@nomasmedia2053 8 жыл бұрын
Bernie2016
@attonpearson1944
@attonpearson1944 8 жыл бұрын
No thanks
@tylerlewis3856
@tylerlewis3856 8 жыл бұрын
+Jerome Talbit It shows how disorderly the Republican party has become when Stephen has to make his third 'Scarecrow' in the graphic (First Jeb Bush, then Marco Rubio, and now John Kasich)
@velvetlensfilms3290
@velvetlensfilms3290 8 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz campaign slogan should be. Ted Cruz, fuck guess this is our best guy, wtf happened!!!! 2016
@DrJones20
@DrJones20 8 жыл бұрын
Nominating someone not having run will lead to a giant shitstorm
@Ireland264
@Ireland264 8 жыл бұрын
The wee gee board that spells Ronald Reagan could win, but it might have a hard time locking up the evangelical vote.
@rubberchicken5670
@rubberchicken5670 8 жыл бұрын
+Ireland264 Brahahaha
@TerrorBlades
@TerrorBlades 8 жыл бұрын
my main man voldemort will get the nomenation! Voldemort 2016: i would have gotten away with it, If it wasn't for you darn kids
@VioletTheGeek
@VioletTheGeek 8 жыл бұрын
LOL! Cruz looks like Grandpa Munster in that photo!
@joshuabenson28
@joshuabenson28 8 жыл бұрын
Feel the Bern, NY.
@dontworryaboutit3099
@dontworryaboutit3099 8 жыл бұрын
The GOP needs to find a way to make Schwarzenegger their candidate, too bad people would freak out about a foreign president
@JoshCruiser5JoshH
@JoshCruiser5JoshH 8 жыл бұрын
The Road to the White House is back! :D
@moeandmir
@moeandmir 8 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious start to finish
@robbhays8077
@robbhays8077 8 жыл бұрын
The fact that so many people in the Senate hate Ted Cruz should tell you how principled of a person he is.
@robert7960
@robert7960 8 жыл бұрын
+Robb Hays Cruz has copied all Trumps policies and hopes no one will notice while at the same time Cruz and his supporters spread lies about Trumps policies. Here are some examples of what Cruz is parroting that he heard from Trump. Border Wall,Deportations,Fair Trade,Common Sense Conservative and a temporary ban on refugees. Cruz can parrot Trump because Cruz has no intention of actually doing anything he says.
@robbhays8077
@robbhays8077 8 жыл бұрын
Hooya2 Being an asshole to Congress is a good thing. They need someone with principles who's not willing to go along with their game and fit in.
@robbhays8077
@robbhays8077 8 жыл бұрын
Trumpster 2016 Do you really believe that? Trump has been politically active all of about one year and you honestly believe that CRUZ is the one parroting Trump?
@mustang8206
@mustang8206 8 жыл бұрын
Only in New York City would the title a paper like that
@TheNhbWarrior
@TheNhbWarrior 8 жыл бұрын
I love how the scarecrow has gone from Jeb Bush to Marco Rubio now to John Kasich
@OddOneOut665
@OddOneOut665 8 жыл бұрын
0:14 Scarecrow Rubio is now Scare-Kasich. XD
@bloggs24
@bloggs24 8 жыл бұрын
lmao, they replaced Rubio with Kasich in the animation
@attonpearson1944
@attonpearson1944 8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone else noticed that
@Bailskywalker
@Bailskywalker 8 жыл бұрын
The GOP: Abandon all hope, ye who enters here
@robertocarlos0
@robertocarlos0 8 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz looks like Grandpa Munster.
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music
@I_Have_The_Most_Japanese_Music 8 жыл бұрын
+robertocarlos0 Has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room together?
@quizzlie
@quizzlie 8 жыл бұрын
+robertocarlos0 I can't even look at him, though. I know it's shallow to say. I'm sorry. Where do you get off having that thin a nose on that fat a face? At least Trump has the decency to be consistently ugly.
@damianprice8422
@damianprice8422 8 жыл бұрын
why is the u blurred when you can see it in the thumbnail? nevermind the fact that it's on the front of a newspaper where everyone can see it.
@Nooneaskedforthis
@Nooneaskedforthis 8 жыл бұрын
Vote for Ouija Board 2016
@guy31978
@guy31978 8 жыл бұрын
+De Paul They'll for sure get the undead vote :)
@Praetor_Fenix420
@Praetor_Fenix420 8 жыл бұрын
Get in the middle of a human centipede line Ted!
@CyberAcidPlanet
@CyberAcidPlanet 8 жыл бұрын
The Road to The White House has rotten grumpy.
@davidstella7224
@davidstella7224 8 жыл бұрын
You're the best Stephen Colbert .
@FratFerno
@FratFerno 8 жыл бұрын
One of these days, the Road to the White House transition should have the Bernie-lion bite Doro-Hillary's head off ... or just roar loud enough to scare the other 3 away.
@Herpdyderpfilms
@Herpdyderpfilms 8 жыл бұрын
I feel like it'll be the pleaded khaki eagle, or as I like to call him, "The Bald Pleagle"
@Daenym
@Daenym 8 жыл бұрын
It cracks me up every time to see Republicans answer "Who do you support?" Can't say Trump, because it's popular to be against him finally. But they avoid saying "I support Cruz" as much as possible, because they don't want that sound bite floating around once this election is over. 10/10 politics, right there.
@calebjanus2000
@calebjanus2000 8 жыл бұрын
That deserved more laughs.
@BarnabusBarbarossa
@BarnabusBarbarossa 8 жыл бұрын
Scrooge McDuck for POTUS 2016!!
@Yimbotron
@Yimbotron 8 жыл бұрын
Frankly the censored FU was worse than just the letters on their own.
@SandraLovesRoses
@SandraLovesRoses 8 жыл бұрын
The perfect opener.
@fillyflop5650
@fillyflop5650 8 жыл бұрын
haha I saw that magazine while walking to work yesterday
@marcosromero3738
@marcosromero3738 8 жыл бұрын
I love how you said they'll consult a ouija board, Damn main stream media just call it like it is "illuminati"
@gtaxivxninjaxsniper
@gtaxivxninjaxsniper 8 жыл бұрын
It has no brakes
@kuryamtl
@kuryamtl 8 жыл бұрын
Damned by faint praise......
@CallieYote
@CallieYote 8 жыл бұрын
it's fascinating and horrifying to watch the republican party implode in my lifetime.
@KhanMann66
@KhanMann66 8 жыл бұрын
+Tristen Huffman Amazing isn't it?
@AsianSmartAsh
@AsianSmartAsh 8 жыл бұрын
was that voldemort? haha
@usfdave10
@usfdave10 8 жыл бұрын
We should all go out and vote, but what happens when "there is no choice but these two"? So we force endorsement on people for candidates they clearly do not want.
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 8 жыл бұрын
_Baby you're a song, you make me make me wanna roll my windows down and_ ...Cruz? I guess? At this point there's no choice.
@bleuemoone8710
@bleuemoone8710 8 жыл бұрын
+mariokarter13 Down a back road blowin’ stop signs through the middle Every little farm town with you
@Misaelito1991
@Misaelito1991 8 жыл бұрын
Lord Voldemort 2016!
@aidanivesdavis
@aidanivesdavis 8 жыл бұрын
Bald eagle wearing a pair of pleated khakis xD
@midnizite
@midnizite 8 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the contested convention resulted in a Ron Paul nomination?
@nothanks4248
@nothanks4248 8 жыл бұрын
I guess voldemort was too kind and bigfoot too intellectual to gain much traction within the Republican party.
@duskears8736
@duskears8736 8 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz looks like one of those muppet goblins from Labyrinth.
@mrwebber35
@mrwebber35 8 жыл бұрын
People who don't believe in any candidate whether it be Republican nor Democrat usually "elect" not to vote at all. Can Delegate's or Super Delegate's do that too? Conventions could be more fun with funny hats and sing-alongs that wake up hotel guests. Lets do that.
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