Man how the time flies, I swear I heard half the theater groaning when Leia started flying through space, it was the moment we all realized the movie was doomed.

They literally did Finn dirty in this movie. They literally made him a interesting character in episode 7 to a side clown in this movie. The funny part was they were kinda pointing out he was force sensitive in episode 7 but dropped it in episode 8.

When Rian Johnson got JJ's work, he didn't know how to make Luke's disappearance make sense. As he said, it couldn't be cowardice for exemple. What it shows is that he doesn't understand cowardice since Luke was a coward, and that the issues come from TFA and Rian Johnson wasn't able to fix it. And not just that, he made it worse. That said, Rey didn't beat Luke. He easily and casually disarmed her in the first part of their fight which was with sticks. Then she pulls out a deadly weapon and he said "hell no I'm not doing that" and ended the fight. As if someone in a fistfight pulled out a firearm. The other guy would obviously do the same. Doesn't mean he lost the initial fight. But in then end, especially now that we've seen it happen several times in Kenobi, Luke should've immediately Force Pulled the lightsaber to his hand and ended the fight that way. Showing the same thing in that he refuses to fight against her with a deadly weapon (sh*t's going way out of hand), whilst showing he's still the more competent fighter which would be more consistent lore-wise. Also, what definitely should've never happened is this half-*ssed attempt at a Star Wars sequel trilogy. Cheers from France! 🍻

Star Wars went from being one of the most well known/respected franchises in the world to a meet shell of itself all because of Disney

I really wish they'd retcon the sequels. The post-empire era is really interesting to me but it's SEVERELY hindered because it has to lead up to this trash

The one thing is they actually contradict themselves THREE times with the Holdo Maneuever in different pieces of media. In the Last Jedi, both Poe and Hux know what she's doing once they see her turn around with Poe saying, "She's not running away..." and Hux screaming, "Fire on that Cruiser!!" indicating that they know exactly what she's doing and what it's gonna do. Then in Episode 9, they just write it off as a "One in a million" which wouldn't warrant that response in TLJ if it wasn't even really possible. Then in the books they explain it as, "Oh, the Raddus had experimental shields!" as if that makes it any better, since if that was the case then why not make that the main way of taking things out from now on. Holdo and her plan were idiotic, as if the First Order just didn't have windows to see the transports, and they also have "decloaking scans" so why aren't they just running that constantly? Supposedly those transports just don't have hyperdrive for some reason, even though much smaller ships do, which I assume is a quick canon fix they made in a book somewhere to just avoid the very obvious, "Why don't you take the 30 transport ships and just lightspeed away in 30 different directions?" which they still could've done away with their main ships, lightspeed away, transport troops to some nearby planet, run from the First Order again, then lightspeed when you can, rinse and repeat until most the Resistance is safe? You have droids, why not have one pilot and do that so everyone can get away. The Dreadnought was also ridiculous since instead of firing on the preparing to jump to hyperspace ships, it just destroys the base on the planet, like why?? A hastily abandoned base is perfect for information, they could've sent teams to find out where the Resistance gets money, supplies, where other bases are, or literally anything they might've left while leaving in a rush. Plus, the Dreadnought is so stupidly designed that it literally only has anti ship turrets on the top side of it. The super lasers on the bottom are also like the most powerful shown at that point meant to literally melt planets' crust and immediately destroy planetary shields, so Poe's plan actually saved the entire Resistance, since if that ship was involved in the chase, it's turrets would've made much shorter work of the shields if not bypassed them immediately, so Holdo and Leia acting like Poe was some asshole for attacking the Dreadnought is one of the worst things they could've done, I'm surprised Poe just didn't hop into his X-Wing and be like, "Aight, I'm gonna just leave the Resistance now." I'm not even done with the video, I'm only like 30 minutes in but this movie pisses me off so god damn much.

They made this film. They actually made this.

A least last jedi didn't have somehow palpatine returned.

Reylo is so disgusting, man. Awful movie.

I also question myself when my dad told me that he likes the sequel trilogy. I mean. I don't like the sequel trilogy. I think episode 7 is decent but it's still far from being prequel or original trilogy level. Even though the scene I hate the most on episode 7 is when rey mind tricks a stormtrooper out of nowhere.

I hate the character of Holdo. I've known so many female managers who acted just like that. Everytime they show Holdo taking over command, I always yell out "Is there any other middle aged women to lead us."

there are atleast 5 legit space balls references in this movie. rian johnson really hates star wars and star wars fans

This should get a million views.

Can you make video like this. But defending each of the prequels. But make one video for each prequel, and debunking the hate

I hate that in TFA, Han makes it a point TWICE to pass through physical objects unaffected by entering hyperspace. First was the haul of his own cruiser and the second was the shields on Starkiller base. Then Rian was like, nah, it goes boom.

16:10 The reason I absolutely hated G1 Cliffjumper is how not only did he disobey a direct order to not engage the Decepticons, but he missed a clear shot at Megatron which almost got one of his teammates killed. This same shit goes on to accuse another teammate of being a spy...the same teammate that stopped the Decepticons from escaping the planet to potentially win the war! Holdo is the same piece of shit except she's trying to force Poe's hand to take action. Everything bad resulting from the Resistance once Leia was out is ALL on her. But unlike Cliffjumper who admitted he might have a hole in his head, Holdo did it intentionally partly because she likes him? WTF!

It's so precious when people talk about Round Head's "upcoming trilogy," which will never happen. 😀

Rey being a nobody also sucked. TFA alluded to her being related to someone (probably Luke) and that's why Rey has the flashback of her parents she did. Plus it would help to explain her insane power levels and skills, if she was say Luke and Mara's daughter who was trained then while a kid, then stolen away/presumed dead. Also Rey's being a "nobody" is useless to Rey the character, it's only another poke in the eye to the audience. Rey didn't think/care that she was related to anyone important, she only wanted to be cared for by her parents. That her parents loved her, and would come back to her. Which is why in TFA she thinks she can't leave Jakku, and wants to go back to it, until she admits they are dead, and begins to move on. Also there entire Prequels are filled with Jedi not related to anyone, heck Yoda and Obi-Wan aren't related to anyone, so the concept of 'nobody' Jedi was never needed.

Great Video dude! In the future, try adding music to them, it'll make them better than they already are.

A melted candle in a bathrobe LMFAO! 🤣😆🤣😆

Kraemer:"How was this movie released to the public for real people to watch?" Me:"Simple, Iger, Kennedy and the other execs thought anyone would enjoy this movie if it had the Star Wars name on it. In short, they DGAF."

Found your video randomly (for once the algorithm comes through clutch). I agree with many of your comments/arguments and of your jokes were on point (melted candle I. A robe and papasheen made me laugh out loud). Your use of other sources, including clips from The Clone Wars, to debunk arguments is something I wish more “essayists” would do. Unfortunately, your delivery was rather abrasive (the voices and insults especially) and could easily turn people off and cause them to disregard your points out of hand. Also try to limit your use of “for no reason” if possible. Otherwise it seems like you have a lot of potential. Keep at it!

With all the rant you have forgotten that this Sequel Trilogy is devoid of any world building or context, we not known anything about this galaxy or the recycled factions, and there is nothing to say about them either, hell, when Disney tries to do political commentary with Andor, as much I love political commentary in Star Wars, come off as boring, wasted after four episodes, and full of platitudes, it seems that Disney not understand how revolutions are form.

I just remember walking out of the theater so devastated. I didn’t expect it to be great but holy shit, it was so bad, it should never have been made.

I described the difference between a Plot Convenience and a Plot Contrivance thus. In A New Hope Tatooine is a planet, and the droids still manage to land in the general area that gets them to Luke. That's Plot Convenience. In The Last Jedi, Rose and Finn get thrown into a prison cell with a master code breaker when they were looking for a master code breaker, after getting arrested for a parking infraction and attacking police officers. That's Plot Contrivance.

Po: Rose yer not dead/ Eric Cartman: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT/ Me: ha love it

I laughed my ass off watching this lol. Subbed

As the drinker says: A character is only as smart as the person writing them!

Now in hindsight, you can see the agenda even more clearly now. Ruined star wars for a lot of fans forever.

As much as I'd HATE to make excuses for Round Head's abortion, in ROTJ the rebellion took out the command island of the "Executor" by ramming it with an A-Wing after destroying the shield generators. So, the attack on the command island of the Raddis wasn't out of the realm of possibility... HOWEVER, ALL the footage of Leia getting pulled out and flying back into the ship was garbage. 😀

Ok, I might as well say it too. People loved ESB when it came out, or at least the kids at school and I loved it. There were probably some kids who weren't as excited about it as others, but I never heard anyone say they hated it. Great video. Good job on the comparasions. I always say that the ST started out well, with a couple of cringe lines, and then Rey and Finn met and it all went downhill from there. 🤦‍♀️

The Last Jedy the episode considered as the one who wiped his butt with the creativity of George Lucas. This arrogant Ruin Johnson created a narrative mess, completely disrespecting the originals #1-6. The characters have no depth or development and the story is blurry. KKK Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Airplane, Chris Stereo and Ruin Johnson have just created an abominable mess. They can try to complete whatever they want. It's not going to change the fact that the sequel trilogy suffered from poor writing and inconsistency from start to finish. If they wanted to create something new, perfect new characters and stories, but they didn't have to destroy the original heroes, stories, and mythology to improve the new characters. That is called lack of creativity. Imagine that these writers take Superman and put him in a bat suit and the kryptonite hurts Batman and it turns out that the villain is Chapulín Colorado, just because they thought it was so funny and original. According to these brilliant creatives Jj Airplane, Chris Stereo and Ruin Jhonson, this Rey Skywhatever is the daughter of Mr T and Wonder Woman, granddaughter of the Wizard of Oz and Queen Elizabeth II, this explains why she uses Zorro's sword and Shazam's cape to have the power Grayskull.

Nice job! I knew I never, ever wanted to see The Last Jedi after seeing the expression on Mark Hamill’s face and what he said about the awful things Rian Johnson did to Luke Skywalker’s character. The actual lyrics to Yub Nub translated into English are much better though because that awful Rian Johnson isn’t mentioned once. Freedom, we got freedom; And now that we can be free, Come on and celebrate. Power, we got power; And now that we can be free, It's time to celebrate. Celebrate the freedom; Celebrate the power; Celebrate the glory; Celebrate the love. Glory, we found glory. The power showed us the light, And now we all live free. *Celebrate the light; (Freedom!) Celebrate the might; (Power!) Celebrate the fight; (Glory!) Celebrate the love. Celebrate the love. Celebrate the love. Glory, we found glory. The power showed us the light, And now we all live free. *Celebrate the light; (Freedom!) Celebrate the might; (Power!) Celebrate the fight; (Glory!) Celebrate the love. Celebrate the love. Celebrate the love. Celebrate the love.[1]

I love that interview with Mark and KK. The look on her face really says it all.

Great video, my friend.

You know, Portal 2 ruined its franchise so much that it deserves a video about it.

Thank you for reminding me how much Edwards knew about Star Wars when making Rogue One, truly someone that knows about the source material.

Great video, dude! lol "...we get a nice scene between Kylo Ren and Leia." xD That Mary Poppins scene is when I legit, finally had that sinking feeling of, "oh, no... what is going on? Is this really how this is going? Is this a prank? Is the actual movie going to start in a few minutes and this is just a spoof trailer or something? Is this really real right now???" I sat there in shock, finally questioning what the fuck it was that I was watching, after the whole bomber sequence. I've never felt so lost, mentally, leaving a theatre. The only other movie that gave me any actual, tangible reaction that had me walking out of the theatre feeling, for lack of better words, NOT normal was The Mist, and that's solely because of how crazy the ending is, for a completely different reason altogether, and not a bad one at all... TLJ, however... Jesus fucking Christ... what the actual fuck... like... felt like a waste of a movie, AND you kill off Luke at the end?! Eat my fat sausage, Rian Johnson. I get the sacrifice thing he was going for, but, nah... wasn't feeling it. STILL... am not feeling it.

5:45 *When Kylo/Ben learns Han fucked Rey onboard the Millennium Falcon*

Luke can obviously see the profound darkness in Rey. So in defiance, he rushes to the shore to do another hit to make the demoness go away. Because that's how blue milk works, it supresses the midi-chlorians. So Luke is using the placebo of green milk, to convince himself, that that's how he's cut himself off from the Force. So he can continue to pretend, that X-wings don't work when they have like, water, on them. To continue to pretend, that he's not dead! LaZ0r sO4rd is a term that normies, and Jedi mockers would use for lightsaber. The reason why they have to, is there's a power-trip subsection of the fanbase, who wouldn't acknowledge that "hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster, kid!". They decided, that they don't need a crystal attuned to, and as an extension of their soul, but rather, that they could just swing a flashlight around for a really long time, and then they'd be really good at killing space wizards. But it doesn't work that way, to an extent, a lightsaber is a kind of magic spell. Or a flashlight for a normie. It's not a sun with a handle on it. This is why Obi-Wan says it's "an elegant weapon, for a more civilized age!" - it's space wizard chess, only ever as powerful, as the one who wields it, the pen defeats the sword. So Luke is saying: "Don't try it! It doesn't work!". Maybe he's just a bit sad, that all his useless students, could defend themselves with a flashlight. Leia is also dead, after the explosion. But she's a space witch, so there's some sort of post-mortem retaliation curse. On a side note, they should've all been instantly dead in the asteroid field in Empire... Because the one thing atmos-6 masks don't do, is vacuum. But as I understand it, Hollywood doesn't like hiding faces in space suits, so they cheat a little. She wouldn't get sucked out faster than the fire and debris, though. There's no way, she could be hit by any of that.

It still bothers me that rian really once said that he likes the idea that half the audience love a movie and the other half hate it like wtf shouldn’t you want them all to love it for a reason like a good one idk I understand wanting to make people mad like South Park but people love South Park for the fact that it’s made to be that way and it’s satire it’s okay for a show that doesn’t carry on the legacy of these characters it’s okay for other shows to do this but star wars meant somthing and it really makes me feel like he wanted to ruin this movie for his own pleasure and that really hurts very selfish to ruin somthing that so many people have found love and meaning in and how many of those people can recognize how they’ve grown and changed by relating to characters that they grew up watching it’s just a shame that this movie went the way it did because he wanted to have a laugh and failed to at the same time creat somthing actually good like say South Park sorry for comparing these 2 medias that are not a like but it almost seems like this movie just wants to be satire

Thumbs up, just on the title alone! That movie was indeed garbage

The sequels are like transformers movies. They get worse and worse every time I watch them.

Luke: "Hey, Han, Leia... got some bad news. Sensed a sliver of darkness in Ben so I killed him. We good, fam?" 😑

The Resistance was funded by the Republic? They said that? I always thought they were space-Hamas, and the Republic couldn't officially back them.. I saw it as implied that the cleaning lady and her sister were some type of space witches, because 1) Finn kills Phasma twice, and she doesn't die (back in deleted scene). Somethings fishy, like he can't because she tried to Fateburn him for submission, but then he resisted her, and Rey smells the Dark Side, and he burns with her instead. Then (deleted scene) Rey says "No, Finn, YOU take the gun, I'LL drive!", so that Finn can woohoo genocide all his bestest friends slave stormtroopers, which is different from traumatic retaliation against innocent, non-combatants. Or maybe just because she wants him to be evil. and 2) Cleaning lady witch magic-sexually-assaults Finn, which is an oddly convenient spell for rapists, with the red in his eyes, to ?replace? the curse or something along those lines. So that's how other cleaning lady catches the oddly handheld bomb launching device.

Excellent video brother. This movie is GARBAGE and deserves every ounce of hate it gets.

finally i find a video where someone hasnt forgotten how ass this movie is. Every recent video i get recommended, the youtuber keeps trying to defend this piece of crap. thank you for not being one of those. I did indeed enjoy ur video

i've heard that Mark Hamil tweeted about his character being developed in the The Last Jedi and he said that he actually believed in Rian Johnsons vision after many conversation with Johnson of his character although i'm not certain. I see The Last Jedi is the most polarizing topic, now i see many people telling that Filoni , Favreu and Lucas must save this franchise but we must remember that Lucas sell his franchise not only for money but also because he received alot of hate from the fans of original trilogy, now of course no one remembers that but that was a big thing. Lucas also just wanted to spend time with his family and not be bothered by fans that hated him so much. About Filoni and Favreu i like them but on the other hand they always want cameos and i don't like that in the various shows like mando, boba fett are so many cameos especially in the 2nd season of mando where basically every episode is cameo fest, and idk why but NEW animation Tales of the Jedi are contradicting Ahsoka novel as well as Book Dooku: Jedi Lost which is infuriating to me so Filoni and Favreu are good writers but they lack the respect for various autors of novels and books.

Actually the reason for the blue lightsaber being shown in the forceprojection is probably because Disney's Star Wars is all about celebrating the parts of Star Wars generally celebrated. Before the prequels and Disney's Star Wars, Return of the Jedi was considered the worst Star Wars film and since that is the film were Luke has his green lightsaber they wanted to honor Luke by giving him the sword from the films that made the franshise so sacred to so many people to begin with.

I was surprised you didn't point out how Reysus knocked back 3 red helmets with one "front kick" in the throne room fight. 🤣

44:40 For some reason Luke had a pair of golden dice from one of Han's ex's. What would he even give that to Leigh? Thats insulting! That particular ex betrayed han and served what should have been a dead maul.

Just a boring and not very memorable movie.

Nice. I liked this video. ❤️❤️

There are certain points that I don't agree with, but I still like the video. I don't hate this movie that much, but Luke was definitely character assassinated. I have seen worse character assassinations in my life though.

Something i never thought about... how are the space llamas able to slam through walls? Either those things are incredibly durable or a lot of them got hurt badly slamming through obstacles. Which is not something animals generally do. Knocking over tables would likely break their limbs. Fancy tables tend to be heavy, imagine running into one of those things. Also, if they were gonna clearly edit the dagger out... why not edit it out, i dunno, earlier?

After 21 minutes you caused me to notice something I missed about this movie. This was a duel of dimwits. Both the First Order and Resistance made some dumb decisions in this movie that neither side should have made. And the Resistance only lost because their decisions were far dumber than the First Order's. At least the effects are nice and there's plenty of spectacle... /sarcasm.

The Y wings in the rise of sky walker actually are the newer versions with minor improvements kinda like for everything else

I mean, even though the sequels sucked. Star Wars clearly isn’t dead, TotJ & Andor were awesome. And there’s more coming. The movie business is dead in general, and we probably won’t see new Star Wars films until they come up with an actual new story. Most likely during the high republic, or some other era.

I have a argument about the Y wings. First off i agree, they should have used Y wings or B wings. Buuuuuuut here is where I give credence to using heavier ships with more powerful shields and faster engines. a single properly equipped cruiser could start shooting down a squadron of y wings very quickly... you know the one i am talking about, so the rebels ... the resistance, would have planned around the Empire logically bringing the most important thing they could to deal with rebels, Anti Star Fighter weapons. The fact they didn't is a serious flaw on the Empire, First order, so imagine they launch 7 or 9 wings of star fighters, they are performing an assault run on the star destroyers, suddenly two or three Carrack Cruisers and Lancer Class Frigates undock or appear from the star destroyers rear positions, quickly firing and shooting down squadron after squadron of incoming fighters, tie fighters have launched but they have orders to stay back to let the lancers finish them off, the resistance pilots try to go after the tie fighters, who run from them to keep the distance so the lancers can keep destroying them. This is very bad for the resistance. So option two. They defend the planet with a Golan defense platform network, planetary shields, a few ion cannons, and a few squadrons of frigates that can survive a few rounds of turbo laser fire, long enough to get in close enough to drop huge swarms of torpedos or bombs on the enemy ships, incase they are sitting outside the defenses. Maybe their dreadnought is slowly destroying the golan platforms so they have to rush in, if they send the star fighters, the cruisers will pick them off at a distance or entire complements of tie fighters from the destroyers will get them. This leaves the final conclusion, If empire conducted successful long range bombardment of a properly defended planet, the movie could have been a interesting fight between two fleets. but by running, it creates a interesting dynamic that is not played on enough. Their should have been more cat and mouse games, and a reason they couldnt jump beyond fuel... which was never an issues before. maybe the imperials have interdictor spheres on their destroyers so they can keep the rebels from escaping, instead of hyperspace tracking, just interdiction spheres. I actually see something rather interesting about the hyperspace tracking that could explain and stitch up huge amounts of the movie, as far as the fleets go, but thats just my wild ideas i will hang on to for now... if you disagree with all this that is fine :s

It’s funny how despite star wars being one of if not the most popular franchise on earth. Started to fall apart immediately after the first trilogy. Like it was nothing but downhill after episode 6 Everyone considers the prequels to be bad. And the sequels are much much worse. The only reason why Star Wars is even still around is the games and TV shows. And even THEY suck over all The clone wars started out bad The kenobi show sucks. When EA got the exclusive rights to make star wars games all we got for a whole decade was the battlefront reboots. Which suck. The second one especially. The only thing keeping star wars on life support is mando and cal kestis. And even they aren’t enough to save the series. It is with great sorrow that i say that we need to take star wars out by the barn and put it out of its misery

I recently watched it again. I've only seen it twice before, once at the theatre when it was first released and later the Ivan Ortega re-edit. In addition to the many character and continuity problems, most of the film is just damn boring. Rian Johnson is a great visual director but his writing is way overrated. I say the same thing about the Knives Out movies.

YES!!!! that laser sword line has bugged me for years

Ah yes, the chad himself is back ! And yeah The sequel trilogy where just depressing and disappointing movies, they did my man mark hamil’s luke dirty 😢

Honestly, Ryan being 48 subverted my expectations

Your fucking hilarious, I hope you get big. Good thoughtful video too.

Ha he still thinks Rian Johnson’s gonna get his own Star Wars trilogy

This trilogy was a mockery of a once beloved franchise

"WO! I like this!" Rey is still shooting people down. Ryan treated that as a sport. It should not be 'fun' to shoot other people down, tie fighters or not. Its doing what is necessary. Kliing should not be 'fun'.

So, those resistance Bombers are known as B-Wings. They are traditionally a slow Bomber. But yes, they had no point in this movie... Or bombing a spaceship, it was more of a atmospheric bomber

“I can’t believe Star Wars has been dead for 5 years.” The first and only thing I needed to hear to know this wasn’t worth watching.

I don't even consider these movies canon. Mandalorian is good though, a shame those writers couldn't of wrote the sequels to actually make it make sense.

There was stuff I didn’t enjoy about this movie when I first watched it but I enjoyed it for the most part, then I watched it a second time on blu ray after endless discussions about this film at work. God damn I tore this film apart on a second viewing, I couldn’t help it, couldn’t turn it off in my head, all the issues, all the arguments, it was actually watching the film a second time that made me hate it. I had what I call Star Wars blindness when I watched films set in a galaxy far, far away, they could be really bad but that first viewing in the cinema would always be good no matter what. This film cured my blindness, Solo was bad and Skywalker was an ungodly mess, I came out of those films disappointed and pissed in that order, Disney Star Wars would never get a free pass again.

It's sad I'm hoping after Disney finishes destroying star wars maybe they'll sell it to someone who can decannon the sequels and make them proper

If Luke force projecting himself across the Galaxy, doesn't stop him from being injured or dying. Then when all the...AT-ATs(?) are shooting at his projection, why did he not get injured from that?

Omg I don’t even remember the kiss being that bad like don’t kiss me and all our friends just died?!?

14:44 I would have atleast kept 10% power in forward sheilds

This movie is insulation bad. The fact that people try to pass this off as deep and unique is amazing. Yeah it's unique, its the first star wars movie that actively hates its own franchise

hello Kramerrr happy may the 4 to you could you please make more of your content like reviews of the rest of the sequel trilogy & commentery on the most infamous OT fanboy of all time mr plinkitt/RLM

TLJ leaves both amazed and incomprehensibly angry. It isn't just a badstory within the star Wars universe, it destroys lore and canon moving forward and going back. This should have been a slam-dunk which is what amazed me because KK and Round-head had to have been actively trying to kill the franchise. Maybe the majority didn't actually like the Prequels (I have my doubts as a Prequel lover) but no one truly felt like Star Wars was as dead as we all know it is now.

ill take a cookie ❤

Liea flying, luke trhu the ligthsaber, rose, casino city.. yo mama jokes.. rey more mary sue… why did she evan train whit luke she is alredy over power -.- this movie is so stupid….

Kraemer:"It got so bad everyone in the audience thought she was evil!" Me:"Pfft, that puts me in a minority as I thought she was being evil. I didn't have the faith that they were gonna do something that compelling when this was meant to be nostalgia bait from an aesthetics standpoint."

I honestly have mixed opinions on this movie. I like the luke kylo and rey stuff but hate the Poe stuff. At best I tolerate finn and rose after they leave canto bight

It's like the movie was written by Justin Trudeau

Remind me again why Rose liked Finn enough to kiss him?

Rian Johnson is only dumb when it comes to Star Wars. Because this guy literally directed 'Knives Out' and it's sequel 'Glass Onion', which I think are both amazing films. Not only that but he also directed three episodes from 'Breaking Bad', and two of them are some of my favorites in the whole show. I agree with most of your points here, but I disagree that he's a bad director. He's only bad when it comes to Star Wars.

You are absolutely right it is still trash and age hasn't helped it ! Or made me think it wasn't that bad. 👁️

It was just a scandal, worst possible movie of the series...

Where's my fu*king cookie? KZfaq must have wanted to retrigger my hatred for Disney non-Star Wars as I'm getting all these recommendations, and I haven't watched any Disney since episode 8 "The Death of Star Wars". Every single point you made, I was saying to myself as I watched this movie originally. These movies were simply made to try and induce nostalgia while placating the virtue signaling jackasses who care more about special effects than substance. I loved the prequels, despite some terrible dialogue and delivery, because George had brilliantly created the back story of how the OT universe came into being. Plus, the Obi-Wan/Anakin duel was fantastic and a great plot point to have Obi be the one who put Vader in that suit. I enjoyed the ranting and I'm glad there are so many like me out there.

Or you can also say that she is a force sensitive user, and she put a force bubble around herself without knowing it, but that there is a little far-fetched she could die, and she probably would’ve. If it wasn’t Disney that ran the franchise. I was pissed when I heard Disney bought the franchise and that George Lucas out of all people his prized possession sold it I was surprised let that sink in

Not sure I would have used the f word so much but whatever floats your boat dude. Honestly I can't blame you when this crappy movie drives you to such heights and depths of pure rage and anger! YESSS, LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!

Disney has proven that Jedi give up. All you have to do is watch Kenobi to see a character who just gave up.

Good Lord, it’s been five years already since this shitshow.

Turf nation cries 😂😂😂

"Star wars is dead" What is that mean? I heard a lot of people say that a whole lot but they never gone onto depth on what exactly they mean when they say that and would your deffiniton be the same as others who say that? Personally, I wouldn't say that, I would say there are two Star Wars propitious; the Post-Disney Star Wars and these days Disney Star Wars. The old good shit still exist for anyone to go and see. What, cause Disney's shit is in the one being pushed to the forefront annihilates the existence of the of the past thats still around? Everything Disney Star Wars is mega trash I know that but I won't say cause of that its "dead". Its more closer to being a hijacked franchise which theres a lot of that going on nowadays. Adding to the ruin of the franchise is an overwhelming amount of normies with no standards flooding the subculture along side them a lot of shills together are one side of the problem. The entire entertainment industry has been completely over taken by political actives who would rather die than give up all that power. The others or the Corporatist that care for nothing in this world but money at whatever the cost; if rewriting all the classical works to soot "a modern abundance" just to get 5% more in their account so bit it. Those types never understood nor care about art at alls evern since their disgusting selves were conceived. Despite the above mentioned attempts to over shadow the good old Star Wars and swore a blood oath to never make it good as before they haven't outright mandated a missing to erase all past works from existence and executed people who remember Post-Disney Star Wars as in Equilibrium and I don't think they ever will. Good will outlast all the bad Disney Star Wars has made and when the day comes just as they did the EU it will be done to them but unlike the EU there erasure will be more permanent.

14:00 Also the crew opened out onto a vaccum and no one was sucked out to let leigh in.

Tbh i really enjoyed watching the movie despite most of the flaws

What most people don't mention is Daisy Ridley's atrocious delivery and facial expressions. With Hayden, the delivery is bad because the dialogue is cringey and no one can deliver it properly. Ridley simply can't deliver dialogue.

Is this the one Rey kills Chewbacca? You couldn’t make this up

I don't get why some people hate the transformers bumblebee movie there is some video about why bumblebee actually sucks even though it the bumblebee movie really doesn't and the hatred for it that movie could apply to the Star Wars prequels and fun fact bumblebee was going to be prequel but for obvious reasons it was turned into a soft reboot