It's actually really sad because ACTUAL 'dreamsexual' was meant to describe someone who only experiences sexual attraction in dreams

20:26 fun fact: in France, the origin country of mayonnaise, it is, in fact, illegal to name your child something that would damage their mental or physical wellbeing.

I'm an elementary school teacher and kids will come down with a stomach bug really quickly. Kids will also frequently complain about stomach aches from bad sleep, anxiety, too little/too much food, just not wanting to be at school, arguing with a friend, really wanting to play fortnite and not being able to... Basically everything turns into a stomach ache when they're too young to really be able to express their emotions. Which is why when a kid complains about a stomach ache we usually wait a bit and observe before sending them home and then you end up with projectile vomiting all over the classroom. Fun times are had by all.

5:25. Let me tell you. Worst thing that can happen to a man is when you sit on a public toilet, and your doodle touches the underside of the seat. You just feel diseased and soiled and the only thing you have on-hand to try and clean yourself is toilet paper. It feels the way I imagine it feels in a zombie apocalypse movie when you've been infected with the virus.

20:04 Context: A man named Tararre was known for having an insatiable hunger. He joined the military, but the rations weren’t enough to satiate him so he became famished and was admitted into the military hospital where even quadrupling the amount of rations wouldn’t fill him. He was accused of eating a 14 month old baby after it went missing and he was chased out of the hospital.

I think that "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" would actually be a cool replacement

As a woman I can honestly say I would 100% rather have a domesticated raccoon over an expensive engagement ring.

"I'm not like other girls" she said, and she wasn't. She was a giant snail... ...and you''ll never guess why she's been following you.

About the hair thing: the answer is no! DNA is only in the hair follicle, which can only be gotten by pulling out the hair at the roots. And even then, it's kinda hit or miss. If your hair was found on a crime scene, forensic scientists wouldn't be able to trace it back to you without the follicle. Though, they may be able to use the color and texture of the hair to get into a general ball park of whose it is. Source: I took a basic Forensic Science course in Highschool. This is only the bare minimum that I learned. Def look into it, tho, super fascinating.

we all know that everyone needs popcorn if robin is narrating for a whole hour edit: CAN YALL CHILL THE HELL OUT 😭

As for the random vomiting, older schools used to not have great ac so sometimes younger kids susceptible to heat would vomit during early autumn due to heat stroke. Also it's easier for kids to get motion sickness, and if any kid who recently got off a steamy raunchy bus held it in long enough they might just end up vomiting after in class

14:57 Cousin Bob had an entire character arc and all I did was read a sign.

My brother-in-law bought a puzzle ring for my sister as an engagement ring. It was so much fun that she kept it and to this day she still brings it out to challenge houseguests to solve it.

As someone who works in construction (albeit in the UK) but for us PPE is the last step in Health & Safety, even if someone got injured while not wearing the appropriate PPE there was likely 5 other steps that could have been implemented before the hard hat became relevant to the situation. We use the "Swiss Cheese Model" when discussing situations like this where all of these measures and barriers were put in place to prevent injury and yet somewhere down the line the holes in the barrier aligned and allowed for this hazard to slip through and cause harm. The person who caused the harm will still be held liable tho, the victim is very rarely seen as the one at fault and if someone dies from an injury, its not just the person who caused the harm but other people further up the chain of command who allowed for training and procedures to slack to the point where death occurred.

34:04 I just recently worked as a delivery driver for a pizza place. My very last day we had a terrible storm, tornado watch and all. People that had ordered for pickup called and said that they wanted to change their order to a delivery because IT WASN'T SAFE TO DRIVE. Like okay, thanks. I'm putting my actual life on the line for your pizza because yours is worth more than mine. None of them even left a tip, though I don't think we let many people change.

1:00 the reason kids would randomly puke is because their parents would force them to go to school when they're sick and then the kids would puke and go home

The problem with “dreamsexuals” is that it is an actual thing. It means to only feel sexual attraction in dreams. However, these rotisserie chickens of people make it an uwu cute dsmp thing.

1:03 for me it was my 4th grade teacher being a bitch, using my work as examples of what not do do, being like "this is this kids work, he did this this and this wrong, do be like him" and made me so nervous to go to school that it made me puke literally every day. I missed half a year of school due to "sickness" when it was just stress and nervousness. She literally traumatized me.

As an SA survivior,(guy) I find that a cynical and dark sense of humor helps me overcome the supressive nature of keeping it a secret. You get to look directly at it and laugh. "For thise who have cried enough, they laugh" Comedians always have the worst childhood. They cope with it, so they practice alot. Kids tend to be physically limited as well.

DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE OF A TITANIUM WEDDING RING. EMERGENCY ROOM RING REMOVERS ARE NOT ABLE TO CUT TITANIUM AND THEY MAY HAVE TO DO RISKY METHODS TO REMOVE IT IF YOUR HAND SWELLS.

Here's my replacement for the ""The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" thingie; "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs."

20:03 if you are curious there was a guy who could eat literally anything, one day a child vanished from the hospital, they couldn't prove he ate the baby but everyone assumed he did, when they cut him open he was 80% stomach and had rancid black stomach acid

"so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons" "boy" *_INSERT AUTISTIC EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER HERE_*

20:05, Tarrarea, the hungriest man alive a french peasant who was able to eat tons and tons of food and thousands of thousands of calories without being full or becoming fat at all, with a large mouth and expanded inner digestive systems that were inflated like a balloon inside him, was once in a hospital, and was kicked out for eating a *5 MONTH OLD BABY* a medical mystery. (For those who don’t want to look it up)

Dunno if this was already said, but the Black Sabbath song happens to be "Iron Man". And yes, this story is metal AF, gotta love Geezer's lyrics.

4:24 there are two kinds of dreamsexual The valid one - under the asexual umbrella. Someone who is dreamsexual only feels sexual attraction in dreams. I believe there is also a dreamromantic, under the aromantic umbrella, where somebody only feels romantic attraction in dreams. The not valid one - sexual attraction towards the KZfaqr Dream.

5:31 i paused the video, said 'dude, are you okay?' Then unpaused to hear Robin say it too. Im truly in my peak years

0:58 as that kid i remember why once On that day in first grade, they switched the pizza from that banger square shit to a stuffed crust pizza and only gave us like a slight warning at the beginning of school *after* the pledge when we were sitting down and all you could hear were chair squeaks and stompping. I get in line at lunch and buy it, bite into the crust, and INSTANTLY felt that shit coming back up. Went to the trash can in the middle of the cafeteria and let loose. To this day I still have not had stuffed crust again.

1:08:35 I’m sorry, but I can’t get over the fact that he said “crue trime” instead of true crime

bro i will never stop loving EmKay

robin is Sisyphus with having to read the same damn posts over and over again just for it to be put into a compilation that makes it painfully obvious he has read the same post 4 times within the span of an hour

16:20 I love the German one: „Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern“, which translates loosely to "Frank races in a completely decrepit taxi all over Bavaria"

20:03 Idk if someone's already commented about this, but they are referencing Terrare. He had such a strong appetite that he would eat literally anything he could get him hands on. One time when he stayed at a hospital, he drank the blood from people who were blood letting and ate a live baby before being kicked out. There were some other crazy things with this man too. I recommend Sam O'Nella Academy's video on him. Explains it quite well and very entertaining

“She breasted breastily down the hallway.” Truer words have never been spoken.

fun fact: 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' doesn't have the letter S. may your shower thoughts circle into impending doom.

I have never been indifferent to birds, birds are awesome

Every time you censor a curse word my dog comes running for the non-existant squeeky toy.

4:30 the whole dream sexual topic is a real thing. it's when someone is attracted to people in there dreams but not real life. but I know in this case it ment the youtuber dream I just wanted to raise awareness for the multiple meanings of it. have a good day

That hiccup one hit close 🤣 10 or so years ago, every time my mom was about to call I'd get them. She'd talk for a second and tell me she will call back later when they are gone. 8 times this happened that day lol

Backyard astronomer here, if you were able to hear the sun through the vacuum of space it would sound like a chainsaw at full rev.

3:36 Fun fact, "barbecue sauce on my titties", the vine, was inspired by a line from Orange is The New Black.

20:10 "Tarare, look at me. Did you eat a *FUCKING BABY???* "

Fun fact: The way they typed "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" doesn't have an 'S' in it. It's supposed to be "the quick brown fox 'jumps' over the lazy dog." Have a nice day!

37:31 I had a bad pizza before, it was dominoes pizza and it was pretty much a sheet of cardboard with minimal sauce and burned cheese and was extremely dry and tough as hell to chew

at 3:41 I believe it was a vine origin

28:35 Easy solution to the water glove situation. If the original opening (the wrist) was tied then you simply clench down on the thumb part. You then use both hands to untie yourself from your headphones. Then, after you are free to move around you wrap your fingers around the thumb part so it's closed tight, letting in whatever leftover water into your mouth that is currently in-between your fingers and your mouth. You then calmly walk to the sink with one hand gripping the compromised thumb and the other cupping the bottom of it, periodically using your elbows to open any doors in your way (or otherwise using your knee to hold up the bottom of the glove while you free one hand to open a door). If the wrist is not originally tied, then you simply do that first and then proceed with the rest of the steps. Simple.

3:25 Kardashian talons looking like a pale chickens foot I'm dead 😂

23:00 WHAT THE??!???!! WHY IS THIS SO REALISTIC????

7:23 Why do people forget that old songs was also sexual it wasn't all just kidz bop energy of music

I need people to understand gen z and millinials had a lot of the same parents. Please, I cant have my childhood of being drowned in milk written off any longer

36:35, for those that don’t know, the cask of amontillado is a story about a guy putting a guy in his wall and bricking it up and stuff

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" sounds like something you would say when using a powerfull attack, its sick

2:00 Actually, if it weren't for the vacuum of space, we *would* hear the sun, and it would be just as loud as a jackhammer. It could be heard even at night, and, in the unlikely scenario that the sun vanishes without a trace or an explanation, while light would take only eight minutes to disappear completely, the sound of the sun would take twenty years to disappear.

When it's Robin that's doing this subreddit, you know it's going to be good.

A comment on the 'Starlight Brigade' music video, found elsewhere on KZfaq: "Why in the seven hells of Washington D.C. was this never made into a series from 1984 to 1987, ending with an unsatisfactory cliffhanger, a movie in 1989 with an epic soundtrack that answers nothing, and a revival film in 2008 that didn't capture the feel of the original, only for the Fandom to make an earth-shattering free-to-view movie in 2012 that's entirely computer-graphic'd but with the appearance of proper cell shaded animation, and the surviving voices of the original cast, minus two who tragically passed away already?" The obvious answer to that question is 'because the song was released in 2018, more recently than any of that hypothetical', but in fairness, the video does look like the kind of show I would've watched if I'd known about it.

53:33 can confirm, for me its some lady who stands outside of an apt building in the mornings. she normally holding an american flag (by the times ive seen her), is mostly either praying or bowing, and sometimes has a hat with antlers

“Toe-eyed cabbage” is just general British insults, my personal favourite is “you absolute nonce of a wet tea-towel”

I forget how many dyslexics exist. Reddit always reminds me.

Ah yes the Frenchman's Coomsock, nearly as iconic as the Bong Cloud technique.

20:00 is a reference to Tarrare, a man that ate a baby (and many other strange things)

Ok paused to post this... the mental image of a guy with a kilt, a big red beard, and Braveheart blue facepaint armed with a set of bagpipes slung over his shoulder armed with a hand vacuum in one hand and a wooden shield in the other is still making me laugh when I needed it most... if I inspired someone to draw it, you're welcome. ;)

23:24 LMFAOO when he said "Oh it's Drew" and then read it in Drew's cadence made me laugh

12:06 Context: Polonius dies first in Hamlet (besides King Hamlet who dies pre-play) when Hamlet stabs him with a rapier through the curtain. Polonius is behind the curtain because he is spying on Hamlet and his mother Gertrude, the queen of denmark talking to each other, to try to gain more insight into Hamlet’s madness (which may or may not be faked). A few lines in, Gertrude gets afraid that Hamlet will kill her, so Polonius cries out for help as well, fearing for the worst. Hamlet hears this and thinks it is his uncle Claudius, who he is trying to kill to avenge his father’s death. So he kills Polonius thinking it is Claudius because why the hell would he be behind the curtains in the Queen’s room?

33:32 random chihuahua story: my grandparents live in an apartment complex. There is a Karen that lives there with her chihuahua. One time my grandfather was looking at the dog and the lady said "you got a problem with my dog?!" and my grandfather replied "no, I got a problem with _you"_ that’s it that’s the story au revoir

3:47 Ah, perfect! A new case plot for Ace Attorney!

The only bad pizza ive had was one of those celeste pizzas that come in saran wrap. It literally tasted like chlorine from a pool that you accidentally swallowed while i 300 pound man held you under the water at a waterpark in the wave pool

8:52 - Photos and device locks, as well as account deletion lots of people don't keep physical photos these days, so the whole "get the photos back" is important.

As a woman with a wedding ring, I'd trade that nonsense for a domesticated raccoon any day!

When my cat was asking to visit Scotland silly me thought it was for a sightseeing tour. Looking back i should have figured something was up when i caught him using my knife sharpening stone on his claws.

dude my ex used to deliver pizzas and he LOVED working snow days he got huge tips, and while the roads were icy, they were empty, so he could go slow and be okay. he would make bank.

The locks of love one is actually a really good question. If anyone wearing a real hair wig leaves hair at a crime scene, will the original owner of the hair be questioned? Would the possibly of them donating hair even be considered and looked into by the investigators or would the donor have to be the one to prove it? That sounds like a great premise for a crime drama if the situation really is realistic in any way.

Turns out the Vincent D’Onofrio one is about his children’s book called pigs can’t look up. Had to investigate what was going on with that tweet lol

4:24 Fun fact: Dreamsexual is a valid sexuality, it is on the ace spectrum. No, i am not talking about the cc dreamsexual. there is an actual sexuality where a person only feels sexual attraction during dreams, but rarely or never feels sexual attraction when awake. (Just thought i would leave this here.)

32:25 Had plenty of girl sleepovers when I was younger I remember one time my friends and I went into the park at night all dressed in our footie pajamas Held hands in a circle And tried to summon a demon using a hasbro brand Ouija board cuz the internet said it would work One girl ended up crying because there was no demon and she’d promised her sister she’d get a picture with one Another time we all tried playing Bloody Mary And one time we tried the cat scratch game Where you tell a story about a cat And somehow you’ll end up with scratches on your back All in all Little girls be summoning A LOT of demons

1:08:57 Money bags? My 2006 subaru has heated seats. They're not the best, but they get pretty warm after some time. I rarely use them, though. Lol

I can already tell this gonna be a good video once I saw the first one

4:21 Dreamsexual and dreamgender are actually pretty interesting. Dreamsexual (It also goes by a few others names): Is an asexuality when you feel sexual attraction only in your own dreams. Dreamgender: When you’re a different gender in your dreams than when you are awake. (I assume they were talking about the weird ones where they made it off of the CC Dream)

34:28 my school library has this sign lmaooo

17:09 Probably because you are viewing sleep as a "task" to accomplish once you go to bed, so whereas you were relaxed before, now your mind becomes tense. This keeps the mind active because you are thinking about "needing" to fall asleep, thinking about the time, what time you need to get up, etc. Instead, keep your attention focused on your breathing or the sensation in your hands and feet. Also, don't drink a lot of caffeine late in the day.

4:01 is like your dharmann vids but with an unpredictable plot

as a scotsman... the cats would win hands down, not even debatable

I have a technique for hiding USB drives: Using a hot-air gun, I melt the solder on the tiny circuit-board inside. The chip(s) can them be easily removed from the USB device. I take the chip(s) and a bit of hobby-glue, I add them to the ever-growing collage of bare silicon chips on my bedroom wall. The data in the chip(s) is fine...maybe. Good luck, FBI mans!

i saw this during a livestream the streamer was having constant hiccups and someone in the chat said that if your struggling with hiccups to just stop thinking your a fish and somehow it worked and the next day my sister was having constant hiccups and i said the same thing to her curiously testing it and somehow it worked my best guess is if you say something random and unexpected it will trick the mind of the person or confuse them and they stop thinking about the hiccups and it just stops

Anybody else find it weird that Stacy's Mom got a song about her but Stacy's Dad has two songs about him?

Fun story related to the one about carrying long objects near a live wire: As a kid I had neighbors who had horses, and one of them kept trying to jump the fence. So they put up an electric fence to dissuade him from jumping it. So one rainy day, little horse-loving me was walking down the road to look at the horses, and I was holding my umbrella. I turned around to look at something, accidentally touched the fence with the metal tip on the top of my umbrella. It didn't shock me very badly, but it was enough to scare the hell out of me. Dropped my umbrella after a few seconds of my arm muscles being frozen, and never went near that fence in the rain again.

37:15 I was kinda disappointed by the Pizza I ate in Italy. The lasagna, however, served still bubbling in the terracotta bowl it was cooked in? *chef's kiss*

I knew it! You did have Robin read the same post twice, sometimes three times in different episodes! It's almost like the same stuff gets recirculated every few weeks, but like the carton of whole milk I left in my fridge while I vacationed in Hawaii and met with then was cheated on by a hot local girl and came back dejected and defeated, it's really fucking chunky.

The phrase “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my t*tties” comes from an episode of Orange is the New Black. You’re welcome.

12:09 Omg! Yesss, The Giver! I also read that in school, it's so good!

34:44 alright who snitched

"you've never had bad pizza before" easy to say for someone who hasn't been to Pizza Mann and ordered the gluten free variant

1:12:40 my brother-in-law's brother snuck up behind me one time when I was a kid. I was like 12 or 14. He wrapped his arms around like my collarbone area and startled the shit out of me. Apparently, I somehow flipped his ass over me and face-planted into the ground. I got a chip in my tooth for the rest of my life after that. Guy was sorry, he was just trying to roughhouse a little, I had essentially been an only child growing up so I didn't really understand that whole thing.

20:06 That's about a man named Tarrare, very weird and cool stuff, he ate a baby, a variety of cats, and died of syphalis I think. What a life.

26:56 Shape-shifting should also mean the ability to just close any wounds, or kill any disease that you could potentially get. Shape-shifting is just the cooler version of immortality.

It's not just the memes I love... it's also the narrators!

My mother and I once ordered a pizza during one of the worst snow storms I've ever seen, knowing they would refuse, but they actually showed up. We felt kinda bad but did tip him very well.

20:55 Having spent about 38 combined years living in Tennessee and Missouri, that's the most accurate thing I've seen on here.

5:10 Austrlians would have to fight 23 cats per person

If I had a teleportation ability, I'd teleport to Mr Burns' office,moon him, and teleport back to my house Edit: or Sideshow Bob's house,kiss him, and leave

Robin is my favourite narrator by far lol