Funniest Things Gamers Overheard From Another Player's Mic (r/AskReddit)

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@DR5paceman5413 5 жыл бұрын

I was playing GTA online, and I heard this guy whisper really quietly "I'm a pickle ni**a." and heard the loudest CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH of a pickle I've ever heard.

@thisisntmeisityou9670 5 жыл бұрын

I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard just now

@bobross7469 5 жыл бұрын

It made me laugh hard too

@michaelandrews1605 5 жыл бұрын

Same I laughed so hard my stepbother got alarmed

@CartoonyPirate 5 жыл бұрын

I cried so hard, my tongue got unstuck in the toaster.

@CL3V3L4ND40 5 жыл бұрын

I plug my mic in whenever i hear someone talking never want to miss the gold.

@magnusarsmagna5896 5 жыл бұрын

Everyone on GoW: TheLegend27 is better than all of you. Everyone on Fortnite: Noobmaster69 says otherwise. Everyone on Overwatch: Gentlemen, time to summon the Weed Seagull.

@sametcekmez102 5 жыл бұрын

Ehem. Mentlegen

@marinh.8301 5 жыл бұрын

Magnus Ars Magna I love how we have two names of children on this list compared to Weed Seagull. You do not compare Weed Seagull.

@thatsmuggamer 5 жыл бұрын

WEED SEAGULL, CHAAAAAARGE

@reapd2576 5 жыл бұрын

Everybody in CS: SUKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI BLYAT

@jesussanchez8967 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull was playing in CoD WW2

@elliotm6697 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: *hits bong* *awkward silence* *megalovania starts playing*

@killstrike-zn1lv 4 жыл бұрын

Enemy team: why do I hear boss music?

@spoonfullafleshh9580 4 жыл бұрын

Bong Berzerker mode activated!

@the9163 4 жыл бұрын

*giornos theme

@spoonfullafleshh9580 4 жыл бұрын

SoulBlast35 yeah sorry

@Emeowy 4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@thehavoccompany-a3 5 жыл бұрын

I've never done weed directly (refuse to) but one time my friends (who were potheads) made brownies and I accidentally ate one without know they had weed in them. That night, I apparently went on the biggest CoD (the glory days of MW2) win streak of my life. My friends told me they have never seen anyone outside of pro-esport players so utterly brutalize enemy teams lol

@DrVella 4 жыл бұрын

deadlybacon *accidentaly eats weed brownies* *enemy teams start to hear megalomania*

@spoonfullafleshh9580 4 жыл бұрын

-halo mount dew- *cod weed*

@lioluv 4 жыл бұрын

Enemy team: why do i hear boss music?

@FN-jx7ph 4 жыл бұрын

*Weed seagull has left the chat*

@heyyou9472 4 жыл бұрын

you become fearless when you take weed in any way. shit’s scary almost.

@tedcruzkidneyhunter736 5 жыл бұрын

"Shit we're about to lose the match!" Weed Seagull: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"

@christianmartino7764 5 жыл бұрын

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

@thund3r94 4 жыл бұрын

Christian Martino hahaha

@tehvix_ 4 жыл бұрын

*Outstanding move*

@somtig7319 Жыл бұрын

If this man comes online (some 10 years later) he would carry the f ing team with a god damn pro move

@kold2093 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull : *Hits a gigantic bong rip* Enemies : Why do i hear boss music?

@misfortune6666 5 жыл бұрын

I hope this guy is on xb1 i want to add weed seagull

@Pixelhunter-kr2ei 5 жыл бұрын

lol I can’t stop laughing how that’d sound in real life 😂

@GoGoveller9088 5 жыл бұрын

Like a darks souls type music hahaha

@IlluminatedWolf 5 жыл бұрын

its on 420 no one like it

@VS-et4pn 5 жыл бұрын

I liked it but it made it 421 likes and i dare not disrespect Weed Seagull

@KDNeverPositive 5 жыл бұрын

Roses are red This vid is long We losing on overwatch till weed seagul hits the bong

@biggiecheese7894 4 жыл бұрын

Originality +1

@KDNeverPositive 4 жыл бұрын

Biggie Cheese Yes

@hulkmachine2583 4 жыл бұрын

Bars

@spoonfullafleshh9580 4 жыл бұрын

Till we hit the trees and look like Vietnamese people

@FaytheTheEnigma 4 жыл бұрын

Achievement unlocked! Ill Flow +1 internet awarded

@guardis6194 4 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: I am not the Messiah Everyone in the comments: *HE IS THE MESSIAH*

@brad_hensil 3 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: NOW FUCK OFF! Everyone in the comments: How do we fuck off, sir?

@oeuf1280 5 жыл бұрын

the legends: NoobMaster69 Weed Seagull BeastMaster64 TheLegend27

@borderlandsm3niac26 5 жыл бұрын

Ur mom calling u amazing u should feel amazing Tell me how u feel and u should be amzing Sorry this was random I just wanted to say it

@oeuf1280 5 жыл бұрын

@@borderlandsm3niac26 ok

@coolpringles 5 жыл бұрын

Yesterday I was playing team rumble and NoobMaster69 got the final kill

@paraboom3494 5 жыл бұрын

Jason too

@kingstonshine3727 5 жыл бұрын

U forgot leeroy jenkins

@EyebrowBandit 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: *Hits a FAT bong rip.* Also Weed Seagull: Oh? You're approaching me?

@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull when a player he killed returns: "you couldn't live with your failure, and where did it bring you? Back to me."

@stetscopes 5 жыл бұрын

*is this a jojo refference?*

@pieloloon 5 жыл бұрын

Instead of running away, you're getting closer to me?

@lectro0779 4 жыл бұрын

@@pieloloon Weed Seagull: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer

@shadowdragon2730 4 жыл бұрын

Mei went from weak to power with the power of 90 SECOND B O N G R I P.

@youwerethere 5 жыл бұрын

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. *JASON AND WEED SEAGULL*

@NameChanger9000 4 жыл бұрын

gatling pea and the stump nigga

@Greenfire_ 4 жыл бұрын

My fucking Name is Jason to ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ )

@BravoTango-ef9mz 4 жыл бұрын

DeadlyBacon and Weed_Seagull

@luiscolin7347 4 жыл бұрын

Jason is so proud of you

@snowyvoidproductionsxx 4 жыл бұрын

AwesomeKid and weedseagull

@bucketofhead414 3 жыл бұрын

Enemy team: winning Weed seagle:*bong* Weed seagle: I'm not trapped in this game with you, youre trapped in this game with me.

@loklanwedge9205 5 жыл бұрын

I was playing overwatch and I didn't know I was in game chat. I said "sweet home alabama" and somebody chimed in with: "where my sister is my mom". I completely lost it laughing for about 10min.

@kd_link1718 4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine the whole Squad After him Singing In sync XD

@triciaannenewbury1122 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my... Fucking ... Ribs dude. I am dying. Gahahahaha

@X_rnas 5 жыл бұрын

EVERYBODY GANGSTA TILL ONE OF THE ENEMY PLAYERS HITS THE BONG

@poison4822 5 жыл бұрын

Wow man I've heard that before

@ultrascarlet5275 5 жыл бұрын

TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT

@blumouse8539 5 жыл бұрын

Me and thr boys on mic: Is that the bong!?! *Oh shit we've awakened weed seagul*

@karlheisenberg4446 5 жыл бұрын

True

@Zack-dk3pt 5 жыл бұрын

my kid "you playing a game dadda?" me "yes im playing a game" my kid "you like playing that game?" me "yes i like playing this" my kid "i like to play that game too" (beep) me "son of a "....

@superiorsign7653 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mrcurlyfries9275 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 oml this explains my house %100 😂😂😂

@thehappygamer2495 3 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Tillman probly

@bcfcbluenose8812 3 жыл бұрын

@Jordan Tillman yes

@Akashathesilentassassin 3 жыл бұрын

OH GOD

@senor7398 4 жыл бұрын

I was pretty young and innocent so I didn’t like when people said cuss words, and so I was going into multiple lobbies, trying to find teammates that didn’t have bad mouths, until I finally found some quiet teammates. I said into my mic, “Finally, a clean mouthed team” Then one guy just randomly screams into his mic “YEAH WE FUCKING ARE” I immediately disconnect and I just sit there laughing for a solid 5 minutes

@natykiffy6598 Жыл бұрын

Lmao i also didn't like bad mouthed lobbys when i was young

@skimasktheslumpgodspizza6275 5 жыл бұрын

Enemy Team: Starts to win Weed Seagull: Biggest bong rip Weed Seagull: Im about end this whole mans career

@morrigan7038 5 жыл бұрын

@@youngdaron2643 You: *sees unoriginal comment* Also you: *process to make more like it hoping to insult the guy above you*

@chrisdls721 5 жыл бұрын

All of you: Me: Fuck off

@shbzh528 5 жыл бұрын

all of the above: me: anD i oOp-

@fallout6834 5 жыл бұрын

Tub Girl XD

@merciless9146 5 жыл бұрын

@@youngdaron2643 You: *Has no idea what autism is* Also you: *Thinks autism is an insult*

@monkeli1497 5 жыл бұрын

"I never saw Weed Seagull again, but I couldn't have done it without him"

@andersquist8436 5 жыл бұрын

One time, I was playing mineceafr wii u edition online when a kid shouts, "OMYGOSH THERE'S A STINKBUG ON MY WALL!" And just spends the next 10 minutes losing his mind at the stinkbug

@davidthecommenter 3 жыл бұрын

minecraft wii u edition? *unequips helmet* i haven't heard that version in years.

@dxl___ 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidthecommenter *American Anthem plays*

@jobama9909 4 жыл бұрын

Mom: “We’re going out to get breakfast!” Kid: “No, I’m in the middle of a game.” Mom: “We’re going to McDonald’s!” *awsomekid69 left the game*

@jobama9909 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Tillman thanks lol. wow this was eight months ago... sorry for the bad comment

@jobama9909 4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Tillman lol ty

@ZeddieLittle 3 жыл бұрын

This is probably the most polite conversation I have seen on KZfaq 🤯

@McFlakies 3 жыл бұрын

Usually these types of things lead to polotics

@vyse102 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: an absolute legend.

@tachanka1283 5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Annis I vouce weed makes you play better, only sativa

@greenseagull9611 5 жыл бұрын

Wha?

@purplefire3377 5 жыл бұрын

I gotta meet him but like on Minecraft

@yournameyourname6626 5 жыл бұрын

I’m so sad I have never met him

@shinydoubloon3649 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull? *weedgull*

@stinky1136 5 жыл бұрын

thank you weed seagull for your service

@baseevoli 5 жыл бұрын

*salutes in seagullish*

@ichmagholz5391 5 жыл бұрын

@speccothy 5 жыл бұрын

Merciless_OW weed seagull is the mvp

@acrusader6662 5 жыл бұрын

Some say he's still out there helping people reach a new rank

@yxyee2478 5 жыл бұрын

Merciless_OW *Salutes*

@tigerkaitokid 4 жыл бұрын

Other Gamer: “Oh... Hi Dad.” Moment of silence OG: “No, I said I MIGHT be doing homework.”

@rap_sing_guitar_life3006 4 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: *giant bong rip* *Welcome to the jungle starts playing*

@ilimuninati4929 3 жыл бұрын

More like Grinder from C&C Red Alert 2

@LooseCannonRacing 3 жыл бұрын

More like At Dooms Gate

@Johndoe200I 3 жыл бұрын

@@LooseCannonRacing did someone mention *DOOM*

@Akashathesilentassassin 3 жыл бұрын

True

@ballisticboo7808 3 жыл бұрын

More like Megalovania

@Ziroikabi 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull, the man, the myth, the legend

@exorruination 5 жыл бұрын

TheWeedSeagull27

@hammywhammy9947 5 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@Ziroikabi 5 жыл бұрын

@@exorruination yes!

@Ziroikabi 5 жыл бұрын

@@hammywhammy9947 aye

@maximumforce8275 5 жыл бұрын

47?

@marc-gj6vj 5 жыл бұрын

*"What's up step bro"* **Leaves the lobby**

@leonie5397 5 жыл бұрын

E M - J A Y I hate that I can hear the voice 👏🏼

@theoverlord4683 4 жыл бұрын

omg 😂😂 its perfect!

@astr0man1ac29 3 жыл бұрын

@@leonie5397 same °^°

@weenie7746 4 жыл бұрын

NoobMaster69: Behold, I am the dominant force of the gaming realm! Weed Seagull: Am I a joke to you?

@readycedy 4 жыл бұрын

superg4mehero: I'll show u a joke..

@lynes3751 3 жыл бұрын

@@readycedy nooooo

@Eckef 5 жыл бұрын

You’ve heard of TheLegend27 and NoobMaster69.... *Who said Weed_Seagull wasn’t playing them?*

@basicallyme8205 5 жыл бұрын

Everybody talking about weed seagull, nobody talking about Jason, the absolute madlad...

@blau4522 5 жыл бұрын

Who?

@carlios-dd3fx 5 жыл бұрын

time?nvm, 9:56

@AviateEntertainment 5 жыл бұрын

YEAH

@SkullMinePro 5 жыл бұрын

420 likes, nice

@c.bishop1062 5 жыл бұрын

jASoN iS SO pRoUD Of YoU!

@sillycatgirlnya 5 жыл бұрын

comments: 1% anything else 99% WeEd sEaGuLl

@quisquiliarum7710 5 жыл бұрын

well what did you expect? he's a fucking legend.

@thenthson 5 жыл бұрын

Like 500

@Nobody-hp1vw 5 жыл бұрын

Tbh this is pretty much correct

@samirkabra333 4 жыл бұрын

2:39 "Do I f***ing look Italian to you?" I CAN'T-

@Amdragfan2 2 жыл бұрын

That social workers group of guys actually made me grin widely. It's nice to see/hear about good deeds like that 😊

@junoniathesilkwing4221 Жыл бұрын

Same with the other group of guy queueing up to make sure that girl wasn’t playing alone and to stop the other guys from harassing her. As a woman who’s in a few straight, white, cis, and male-dominated fandoms (Marvel and Godzilla) it’s always nice to see.

@triwiets3015 5 жыл бұрын

Fortnite:You will never be able to beat noobmaster69 Overwatch: (laughs) dont make me bring out weed seagull

@t0asterw1thlegs 5 жыл бұрын

Fortnite: **chuckles** I'm in danger

@sSyphoNizeOffical 5 жыл бұрын

This is gay

@Frank-ro2xh 5 жыл бұрын

Hi this is thor the god of thunder

@2tired2p15 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull is Thor during the blip

@XeiRecordingSoftware 5 жыл бұрын

Game Of War: Calm down children, before i bring out TheLegend27!

@seth-the-inactive 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: **giant bong rip** Enemies: is this how we end?

@mavsowo 5 жыл бұрын

dont worry hes plat omegalul

@currentlybeingremade9706 4 жыл бұрын

Ennard *Vento d’oro plays*

@cold9. 4 жыл бұрын

*your next line is, “IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!”*

@currentlybeingremade9706 4 жыл бұрын

limitedfruit No. My next line is: Quarter circle, Quarter circle, B.

@ulicesbucio6455 4 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull: *Hits Bong* enemies: Why do i hear boss music?

@badbanana5164 4 жыл бұрын

I assume you play overwatch. Could you please explain the difficulty of what he accomplished.

@pinq2419 4 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: *hits a bong* Enemies: why do I hear boss music?

@BobTheGodly 5 жыл бұрын

My friend's cat knows how to get attention. She knows that she can turn off his PS4 and one magical moment we hear "Misty NO-" as he disconnected from the chat.

@Legion-zf2ju 5 жыл бұрын

Omg XD thanks for this i needed a laugh

@BobTheGodly 5 жыл бұрын

@@Legion-zf2ju well Im always good for a laugh. Like how the gas station attendant was ringing me up and told me how she almost had a blonde moment. So I had to ask when does it go from a blonde moment to a senior one.

@littleguy2498 5 жыл бұрын

my cat does this

@jaceharrison7936 5 жыл бұрын

little shitty cats like that need a kick

@xXx3OOOv2 5 жыл бұрын

One of the cats we used to have would lay on the system because it's warm. And a few times their tail would hit the button just right and turned it off.

@deadchannel8965 5 жыл бұрын

Gets hit hard in game. Weed Seagull: I'm sorry master but I have no choice BONG RIP!!!!!!!

@llyrsimpson3969 5 жыл бұрын

Master, forgive me *Phat bong rip*

@deadchannel8965 5 жыл бұрын

@@llyrsimpson3969 P H A T R I P

@thenthson 5 жыл бұрын

Snoop Dogg would be proud

@user-pq2vc9bv4e 5 жыл бұрын

Me: playing overwatch almost win losing ground *SUMMON WEED SEAGULL* (voices from far in the distance) weed seagull is not here Me: Oh okay... *OR SWITCH TO SOMBRA*

@Trombonegoddess86 2 жыл бұрын

I personally loved the gaming social workers trying to help kids with their rage.

@calebsmith1548 5 жыл бұрын

Moral of the story: Take 90 second bong rips to become an esports pro

@Carbon2861996 5 жыл бұрын

Playing a military simulator: Player1, panic voice, screaming: I'M PINNED I CAN'T MOVE Player 2, lazy voice: Shoot them in the face, they hate that.

@brm9993 5 жыл бұрын

I was playing squad and caught just the perfect angle of a teammate screaming at the top of his lungs as a m1 abrams came around the corner.

@squeecy9965 5 жыл бұрын

VOLVO4DOOR funniest thing I’ve ever seen in squad was a gay orgy of everyone sucking each other’s dicks during the briefing, just likes if fucking soldiers goin crazy 😂

@harmacist6623 4 жыл бұрын

*"Do I fucking look Italian to you?!"* I've never laughed so hard in my life.

@DillonMeyer 4 жыл бұрын

I remember a guy on the xbox360 demo of an old lord of the rings online game, there was a dude called "The Great Mind". He had a booming voice and a changer on the mic that made it echo like it was spoken by the Overmind from Starcraft. He only spoke of tactics that always worked when teammates listened, and would shittalk enemies who would challenge him in combat. I made it a point to stay in games until he left, and be on his team. We won 20 times in a row before he left. Great Mind indeed.

@passgo8507 5 жыл бұрын

The social worker part was surprisingly wholesome. I'm satisfied.

@IHateYoutubeHandles79 5 жыл бұрын

it legit made me really happy

@uhhdudethatwouldbesalt672 5 жыл бұрын

Biggest dick energy

@sach1460 5 жыл бұрын

@@jc.8112 it definitely could be, but I always make sure to try to help people when I see them struggling online

@marialuke2116 5 жыл бұрын

We need to have social worker teams online to help people. Modern problems require modern solutions.

@sach1460 5 жыл бұрын

Maria Luke indeed people online seriously need some help

@sovietdz15 5 жыл бұрын

Son: dad who is weed seagull The5amswim: *ah, let me tell you the legend about the man named weed seagull*

@Ey_SmoKrac 4 жыл бұрын

Jason is such a legend, he defeated an entitled Karen playing a game ruined by popularity

@edgarmurillo4404 3 жыл бұрын

*Hits bong* "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"

@triony2114 5 жыл бұрын

I kid told his younger brother if he turned the Xbox off one more time he would kill him, I assume the younger brother unplugged the Xbox and all I heard was a cut off scream then he left the game lmao

@alice-qu1zx 5 жыл бұрын

The PC Gaming Turtle you just witnessed a murder

@emilycomeau4662 5 жыл бұрын

@steeledcelestial2958 5 жыл бұрын

That little brother is a piece of shit

@bluespinarak7410 5 жыл бұрын

I may have been that little brother. What game were you playing?

@LeoVault 5 жыл бұрын

Inaccurate your still alive.

@davidagnew193 5 жыл бұрын

When everyone is praying to Shrek and Shaggy but you pray to the true God. Weed Seagull.

@wisuz 4 жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@cheesybeans5304 4 жыл бұрын

Shaggy and Shrek pray to weed seagull

@ExistChar 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@michaelthemediocre4809 3 жыл бұрын

*How D A R E you disrespect the holy Shrek and Shaggy, our supreme overlords!*

@Johndoe200I 3 жыл бұрын

*WE CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*

@cosmiccaleb9633 4 жыл бұрын

This... This is why I love the internet, it brings people together with bunch of laughs

@warbacca1017 4 жыл бұрын

I love how, out of all the things that could've been shared in the comments, the top comments are about weed seagull.

@derekpoland9374 5 жыл бұрын

The uncle who learned fortnite so his nephew had someone to play with is a good uncle

@justsomeone5314 5 жыл бұрын

The guy whose girlfriend wanted to order pizza only to be shouted back that he's not Italian... Sad. How stupid can she be to stay with a guy who's savage enough to not appreciate pizza?

@justsomeone5314 5 жыл бұрын

@@blessedafricarains6429 Then: 1) He shouldn't point out a problem with not being Italian, as that's irrelevant 2) He should correct her wrong ways by insisting on ordering proper pizza. More seriously though, if they're both home, why order anything? It's a waste of money. Every pizza ordered instead of home-made is another couple of hours he'd have to work for away from home.

@_otaku_395 5 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeone5314 lol if that was me and my bf I would yell back loud enough "oh yeah? Well you look pretty damn single to me now!" Not actually breaking up of course, Who turns down pizza lol

@zxuss7084 5 жыл бұрын

Man i'm serious i think the french guy was me omg

@hershkrukover7846 5 жыл бұрын

fortnite porn

@V0idflow151 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: *exists* Everyone: why do i hear boss music

@youwerethere 4 жыл бұрын

Jason: *exists* Everyone: now mini-boss music?

@potatoman9623 4 жыл бұрын

1:02 I couldn’t be more proud of another diamond bruv

@JuchePasa 4 жыл бұрын

I was playing a roblox game while talking on Discord. Then someone's mom was shouting and took his computer out for the rest of the day. We others were laughing.

@untitled3112 4 жыл бұрын

Gimme ur Discord account

@JuchePasa 4 жыл бұрын

@@untitled3112 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oq-Edaqbs6vUYGw.html

@iamnobody1734 5 жыл бұрын

What do you want again!? "Meow" "No! It's mine!" *"Meow"* "Hey! No! YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE!" And then There's this extremely loud slurping as the guy just downs it in one go so the cat won't get to it.

@alsween218 5 жыл бұрын

"No KIDDY! This is MY CHICKEN POT PIE!!😫" 🤣😆🤣😆

@coltm4a186 5 жыл бұрын

I remember playing Black Ops 1 back in May of 2011 and the entire lobby got Rick Rolled...

@animeloveer97 2 жыл бұрын

Rip his stomach,asshole,and poor unsuspecting toilet

@andromeda_va39 Жыл бұрын

I think I almost peed a little

@theultimateunoreversecard2566 5 жыл бұрын

You know it's all over when you heard a loud bong rip from your enemy's team

@wah8974 5 жыл бұрын

Insert insult reply just because I'm mad m8

@justapeckneck 4 жыл бұрын

My story: “ I’m a footbawl pwayer” other kid: “give it back! I know how to play!” Small child/first person: “how do I jump? JIMMY HOW DO I JUMP!?!? TELLL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!”. Nerddestroyer112 disconnected. BTW this was in the original GW.

@applehead2134 4 жыл бұрын

I like the wholesome and funny ones, like WeedSeagull. It's just depressing when you hear a kid and their parent arguing on mic

@animeloveer97 2 жыл бұрын

Right like especially if you were one of the kids that got abuse growing up

@unddozahaz9361 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull used bong! All stats raised by 100%!

@synphilia4776 5 жыл бұрын

When in doubt, B O N G

@Captainforce09 5 жыл бұрын

DESTRUCTION 100

@Pinevie 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Weed Seagull: Forgive me master, but I must go all out. Just this once.

@Hangman-yq5uh 5 жыл бұрын

References~

@lolgamerottomans9159 5 жыл бұрын

*Weed seagull is secretly pewdiepie*

@wah8974 5 жыл бұрын

@@lolgamerottomans9159 media: PewDiePie dose weed

@AsappDumpsters1 4 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull: (hits bong) Enemy: Why do I hear boss music?!!

@Jeff-nw6qo 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: AI Voice: Open Micc

@pleasekillmethanks6338 5 жыл бұрын

5:11 norwegian translation: LEVERPOSTEI, MAJONES OG AGURK yea i imagined that in my head and that sounds scary

@Svevende 5 жыл бұрын

zymorphi Høres ikke egt noe godt ut da...

@pleasekillmethanks6338 5 жыл бұрын

Norwegian Little Tonje Andrea nei ikke så veldig

@tipsydemon5398 5 жыл бұрын

khaiterru *demons pop up in all rooms*

@racaela2881 5 жыл бұрын

ekkelt, holder på å spy

@user-fh5rz9tq1r 5 жыл бұрын

I am swedish and who the fuck puts leverpostei, leverpastej with majones

@wrenkenstein4944 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull: the hero we need, but don't deserve.

@itsmadtoast2683 5 жыл бұрын

dark knite refreance

@Dictator-is1pe 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if we can find weed seagull?

@Bluebirdz2202 4 жыл бұрын

I was playing with four friends, one was at one of the other’s house. My friend staying the night at the other’s house told that friend’s mom that he had a girlfriend. His mom kept asking question and said something along the lines of “I’m the cool mom.” All four of us were laughing a lot after that

@captainleviathan4825 5 жыл бұрын

8:02 As a player of Sea of Thieves this is very accurate

@IgnatianMystic 5 жыл бұрын

8:07 "CAPTAAAIIN!!" "Y-Yeah?" *"LOOK!!"* *_"...OH, FU-HUCK!!"_* * "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme starts playing *

@theguy6845 5 жыл бұрын

I've seen that video

@stxrryskyzx158 5 жыл бұрын

Once I was playing an old game in VR. I saw a tire roll across the road, turned on my mic, and yelled, "WHAT IN TIIIIIIRRRRRRE-NATION!" Needless to say the guys with their mics on absolutely died laughing.

@DefineSyntax994 5 жыл бұрын

Mom: we are going out to eat Kid: no I’m in the middle of a game Mom: we are going to eat McDonald’s *xXGodSniperXx420 has left the game*

@the_dead_knight3 5 жыл бұрын

If you play with me you'll here: "hi bun bun. Dixie chick. Birdy birds and are you done Birdy birds?" Yes I live in a zoo

@lilweedsea 5 жыл бұрын

Weed Seagull: *hits bong* Weed Seagull: *becomes [insert Jojo reference]*

@diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 жыл бұрын

Becomes one thicc boio

@dondomdimadom6699 5 жыл бұрын

Ayayayay

@degeneratescum1855 5 жыл бұрын

pillarmen time

@hotwireyouth4544 5 жыл бұрын

AYAYA

@m8succ169 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull requiem

@sneepsnorp3801 5 жыл бұрын

Was on Overwatch playing with a group on quickplay I hear “ Torbjorn, let me smash those cheeks”, best thing I heard in my entire life

@funkykong2776 4 жыл бұрын

Somebody who's username was a politician and he played the real politician's speeches, and when he died, he micspammed some semi-classical music. This was my first CS:GO match. He got kicked lol

@lilchinyt360 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Google Translate: M I C K

@crasterlongshanks4284 5 жыл бұрын

(Playing Rainbow six siege) Friend: hold on, my mom says I have to pray. *3 seconds later* "I WILL BE GAY JUST TO SPITE YOU"

@MagicMickeyVR 5 жыл бұрын

Is he gay now?

@justinpatterson7700 5 жыл бұрын

Beez Bees. One would assume yes

@nabilyahya8141 5 жыл бұрын

Ps4?

@crasterlongshanks4284 5 жыл бұрын

@@nabilyahya8141 pc

@crasterlongshanks4284 5 жыл бұрын

@@MagicMickeyVR maybe

@Praylv 5 жыл бұрын

I was playing a match of "The hidden" . Had my friends watching me play. The invisible enemy was injured and bleeding. First guy on mic: Follow the blood! The invisible guy: (similar voice to Claptrap with a Serbian accent) No, don't follow my period! We were laughing for two minutes. :D

@amusingkiwi9586 5 жыл бұрын

Praylv lmao😂😂😂

@penguin5300 5 жыл бұрын

Everybody Gangsta Till They Gangsta.

@mildlyconcerned213 5 жыл бұрын

Everybody Till They Gangsta Gangsta

@penguin5300 5 жыл бұрын

Gangsta Everybody Till Gangsta They Gangsta

@spacekid9680 10 ай бұрын

Online tutoring. A lot of meows, and at some point, a kid yelling "The cat pooped on the rug!" That was hilarious.

@Youngberries 5 жыл бұрын

I heard a kid maybe 10 or 11 say *i smoke weed for fun* and his mom came barreling in and started shouting at him and told him to apologize to me and other player

@Youngberries 5 жыл бұрын

@E M M I E ik

@Youngberries 5 жыл бұрын

Yo i got 69 likes lol

@Youngberries 5 жыл бұрын

@Impaleification yes

@mendelsonja 5 жыл бұрын

what I don't understand is the point of apologizing. If he was screaming profanities or insults at you guys I get it, but saying that you smoke weed? Sure, it's probably bullshit but how does it negatively impact the people on the other end of the mic?

@Youngberries 5 жыл бұрын

@@mendelsonja dunno that hapened tho was rly funny tho

@FOWBOWZ 5 жыл бұрын

Don't sleep on marijuana and overwatch. I slaughter foes when I smoke and play.

@jax4309 5 жыл бұрын

KILLROZE 🤣😂

@hammywhammy9947 5 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@Hideyoriisdaman 5 жыл бұрын

I legit got to 3330 SR blazed off my fucking dome, got into some masters lobbies too. Fucking crazy shit, I'm plat when sober.

@EivindDaleBigDale 5 жыл бұрын

I'd just fall asleep if I tried that

@paprikagames 5 жыл бұрын

@@mr.serious707 I experience the same when i can concentrate on the game iam playing but i have adhd so its kind of different lmao

@nug8933 4 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull: o shit we losing wait actually *rips bong* Enemy team: *why do I hear boss music?*

@serv3534 4 жыл бұрын

2:32 the kid was so naive that he trusted his mom that he will have mcdonalds,and i imagine him crying that he got lied about going to mcdonalds

@Wolfrevan 5 жыл бұрын

Weed seagull: *mega bong rip* Game: *rules of nature starts playing*

@whimsicalwyvern2851 5 жыл бұрын

Was playing fortnite once with randomly filled team mates This guy just screams "I CAN BE GAY _AND_ LESBIAN" then proceeds to leave. This was a dude.

@Monolith308 5 жыл бұрын

SJWs these days

@bonkow 5 жыл бұрын

ITS *MA'AM*

@frostcore2214 2 жыл бұрын

10:58 she’s got a point: homemade sourdough is fking amazing when done right.

@newsomberman4983 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Literally nobody ever: Not even God almighty himself: Text to Speech: MiCk

@Dark_OFW 5 жыл бұрын

5:16 LEVERPOSTEI MED MAJONES OG AGURK!!!!!!! Guildies: **Insert surprised pikachu face**

@maverickpope9452 5 жыл бұрын

Thank u

@Dark_OFW 5 жыл бұрын

Np aha Sincerely a fellow Norwegian.

@whoviper 5 жыл бұрын

Leverpostei er ganske ekkel

@hylacinerea970 5 жыл бұрын

My friend in like fourth grade taught his parrot to insult people as he played battlefield or whatever online games he liked, imagine getting tea bagged as a demented parrot cackles and insults you

@HeyImTiP 5 жыл бұрын

I would be totally okay with that lmfao

@gamesandglory1648 5 жыл бұрын

destruction 100

@onatefeozkeskin8278 5 жыл бұрын

Parrot no

@aarshir9500 3 жыл бұрын

"because everyone is a [REDACTED] Idiot when they're fourteen." Me: "never have I been so offended..." *Falls off captain's bed* "By something that is 100% true."

@Awesomespade3 4 жыл бұрын

I heard my friend trying to sneak a fart. But his mic picks up EVERYTHING

@michaelpanchura2288 5 жыл бұрын

One time I heard a kid yelling “NO” to his mom moments later I hear a big SMASH It was his keybord

@dxl___ 3 жыл бұрын

Michael Panchura LMAO 😂

@Akashathesilentassassin 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@kronos7578 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody on Earth: No one at all: Text to speech: Ham Burg eh jur

@wafflenixon1767 4 жыл бұрын

Kronos Productions I mean, the person spelt it “burgrer” so can you blame it for vomit out that way?

@colbylawson5331 2 жыл бұрын

Guy here. I was playing multiplayer on Call of Duty WWII one night. I was waiting for TDM to begin since it was intervention at the moment. I heard a woman talking to someone. 10 seconds before TDM began, the woman farted. And it wasn't just any fart either. This was the longest, grossest, and sickest fart I've ever heard. I shit you not, as soon as the round started, everyone, including me, left the match. It took all of me not to laugh and as soon as I quit the match, I unplugged my mic from my controller. I've never laughed so hard in my life. It was the funniest shit I've ever heard on the mic.

@skag_gully 4 жыл бұрын

The funniest one I've ever heard over the mic was in the old days of Halo. Don't remember which game but my brothers and my dad were playing online, my mom and I were in the living room watching them kick ass. Then as a new game started up, everyone was in the lobby voting for a board, some random ass dude said in the lowest voice ever, _"Teeaaabaggggg"_ silence, then, _"teabag, teabag, teabag on yo chiiiiinnn"_ we all looked at each other like "did we seriously just hear that??" Then we laughed our asses off.

@animeloveer97 2 жыл бұрын

That's nostalgic as fuck and also wholesome family game time

@deepgold6378 5 жыл бұрын

When you hear the x-box live kid saying the n word

@Rakesssh 5 жыл бұрын

Literally all of the fucking time. i switched to playstation and i swear to fuck i still hear those fucking 10 year olds calling me the n word xD

@joeguy1092 5 жыл бұрын

Sænic I mean but is it really be XBOX Live if you don’t get called a racial slur. Or if your mom isn’t some type of woman of the night

@erikhoemberg7829 5 жыл бұрын

All the time

@ImTyMac 5 жыл бұрын

Bro it happens everywhere

@therandomnobody3407 5 жыл бұрын

@@Rakesssh you realise that is everywhere I've only seen it firsthand on ps4

@jungkookslusheshair2641 5 жыл бұрын

Liverpaste with mayonnaise and cucumber in Norwegian is "leverpostei med majones og agurk" btw

@coriolass 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair that does sound pretty scary.

@lioluv 4 жыл бұрын

Dude “agurk” is “gurka” in swedish

@lioluv 4 жыл бұрын

So its basically just placing the a after gurk

@29shell6 4 жыл бұрын

@@grazi3lla How did Army suddenly pop up?

@Naoki_Inari 3 жыл бұрын

Ya know, there is one language we're missing from this conversation. In danish its "Leverpostej med mayonnaise og agurk"

@Hyren_Seris2014 Жыл бұрын

I've got two stories from my time playing tf2: 1. Some Guy goes on this insane, rambling tangent about how we all suck at the game, calls us all sorts of awful stuff. Doesn't pause between sentences, just keeps ranting in this weird, rapid monotone. Later found out that he is infamous online for that kind of stuff. 2. guy read his erotic Toy story fanfic over the mike. got kicked about 3 minutes into the match.

@The_Guy_Who_Asked72 Жыл бұрын

Bro that second one 💀

@Hyren_Seris2014 Жыл бұрын

@@The_Guy_Who_Asked72 I'm still going to therapy for that one.