No one: The text-to-speech voice: *M I C K*

Kid: Refuses to get off GTA Dad: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."

"he had locked himself out of his house and I helped him" *Not all heroes wear capes*

That Americans vs British made me smile uncontrollably for about a minute

"Hey I can't play for a while" "Damn, why?" " *My country is at w a r* "

Person: _passes out, smashes head on floor and bleeds_ Humans: *_laugh_*

My friend said "I'll come in a minute" on the online class. He forgot to close the mic and rip out a really loud fart. I felt very sad for him

The story where a guy broke up with his GF during an online game with his mic open telling everybody to pause because he's breaking up with her was just......a masterpiece

“Mommy I’m hungry..” *”NOT NOW MOMMY’S RAIDING”*

American team: "USA! USA! USA!" British team: **leaves** American team:"FUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH USA" *Soviet Union joined the match*

The story where not only the mother started defending her kid, but grandmother too reminds me of that one episode of spongebob where plankton roasted the kid, his mom, his dad, and his grandma all at once.

"What was the strangest thing you heard on the mic" Me: **flashbacks intensifies**

The guy that broke up with his girlfriend is the best lol

Kid: plays GTA V Parents:starts f****** Kid: doesn’t leave

"The kangaroo is loose again" sounds like a codeword for something else and I love it

"Gamers of Reddit" So, literally every single person on Reddit?

*When the russian kid playing cs go actually rages in english*

the fact that the dude was locked out of his house and someone actually helped him... wholesome GAMER MOMENT EDIT: Well. New video came out. Thought I'd go watch it and thought of this.

11:52 hits different now

Weirdest thing I ever heard was a kid in a GTA 5 lobby bragging about how he smoked weed. He then proceeded to inhale some and promptly died.

I was playing ESO and accidentally pressed the attack button instead of the jump button (I was pretty new at the time) and hit a guard, and this young child comes up to me as I'm trying to dodge the guard and goes "Ma'am, do you need help?" To which I respond "Um, yeah, sure." And he starts fighting the guard and tells me to run (which I do) and he runs after me. After we were safe, he goes "Do you need any other assistance Ma'am?" And I respond "No, I think I'm good, thanks though." And he tells me to have a nice day and runs off into the sunset. The most wholesome experience I've ever had on a game, and one I'll remember to this day. It also shows that not all kids are bad online.

“My Teammate locked himself out so I called his local Arby’s and hit his sister to help him B )” *Carefully, they’re a hero.*

Heard this:" Hey Will, grab me Pepsi! Oh man, oh yes that feels nice. Give me more coke!" Heard this on a GTA online server, as expected.

"Mommy, im hungry" *Not now, Mommy's raiding*

1:50 So...pretty much that scene from SpongeBob where Plankton roasts a whole family?

Nobody: Text to speech: X B O X T H R E E H U N D R E D A N D S I X T Y

About a year ago, when I was into valorant, I solo queued into a ranked game with some guy on the other team being super toxic. One round, I decided to save and delay the round until the timer ran out to try and talk to the guy, essentially throwing a couple rounds (I explained to my teammates what I was doing, and they were cool with it. We had a 10-1 lead anyways) At first, I got the usual “go fk yourself” but eventually I got him to open up. Turns out, he was going through some rough sht. His girlfriend turned out to be pretty scummy and one of his friends died about a month prior. We all gave him our sincerest condolences and I offered to add him as a friend after the game. After that, we resumed the game as normal, and added him afterwards. Lesson here: being nice is a always a good thing to do

0:45 Perfect example of a karen judging others and gets mad when they get judged

“And we were typing it all to the enemy team.” Legendary

This one time my mate joined a party and said “can you hear me” I said no He yelled to his mum saying “MUMMY I NEED A NEW MIK lol

Once I was playing World of Tanks and I started singing "We Are the Champions" by Queen, next thing I know, my whole team was singing along.

Nobody: text to speech: Y O U S A Y O U S A Y O U S A

That one with the 3 generations deserves an "entitled parents award". Also I would have cussed at them with my whole vocabulary of cuss words🚫🧢

I highly respect the guy who broke up with his gf. That story should be a lesson to everyone, don’t be a Karen.

7:06, sounds like something me and my friends would do

0:29 Everybody gangsta until your mom hears you shout the F word

I once heard a lady moaning from another room and then her son had to yell “MOM STOOOOP!”

1:52 Calling the police is gonna be no use cuz how do they know where they even live, it’s a online game with random players

I was playing cod until someone said to the mic i like ketchup sandwich

Overheard a great convo on GTA once “What’s your name?” “Lauren” “Oh, nice. I used to have a girlfriend called Lauren. She was 14” (long silence) “I WAS ALSO 14” Edit: guys can you shut up

"So what did it taste like?" *"Blood."*

I remember joining a game of destiny and not even 2 seconds in i hear these too guys yelling at each other in some other language.

One time I was playing an online match and I heard someone with an open mic in the background saying *COCAINNNNNNEEE*

Some Russian kid was screaming "Hit me daddy" in pubg while I was hitting him with a pan

Someone on mic: Moans My dad: Why are you playing that game?

My favorite would have to be Charlie, a cat, chewing on the car and the guy on the mic was telling him to stop and spit it out, even through the static.

at 13:14 surprised he didnt have a comeback but mine is ``big talk for a kid that is so short you can see their feet on the school yearbook.``

“Gamers of Reddit...” Oh boy, this is gonna be something

I once heard a man moaning as his dog was “barking”, it was nerve wrecking

1:06 Thats something an Entitled Parent would say. Karen, is that you?

Lmao "pause please,need to break up with my GF" LMAOOOOO

Nobody. Not even a single soul. Text to speech pronouncing USA as YOU-SA

My cousin and his friends seeing who's moan is more feminine.

Nobody: Text to speech: *D O U T C H A B A G*

Bruh I feel asleep on the mic and I had no pants on at the same time because of you know.. and when I woke up my father showed me a picture of me with my pants off and my headset on. Then when I got on the game my friends told me that I was snoring on the microphone. I was so embarrassed but ngl it was pretty funny.

I remember one time I was playing Overwatch late at night and some kid in the voice chat parent’s were fighting and about three minutes later I heard a gunshot and that kid left the game three seconds after I still think about this too this day

I had a guy who thought he muted his mic take the longest piss i've ever heard, like 2+ minutes of waterfall.

when i played cs 1.6 i just hear this guy saying "interior like fish eggs" and whatever then like 10 seconds later he screams "DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK"

Out of all the r\askreddit vids this is gotta be my fav video and channel

When your kid won't stop playing gta so you start having sex: *modern problems require modern solutions*

Ukrainian guy tho "War has broken out" pretty spooky

6:46 "AND WHY DOES YOUR ROOM SMELL LIKE POOP!?" alternative response: "BECAUSE YOU ARE IN IT NOT GET THE HECK OUT"

Being the only American in my WoW guild, and a Texan at that, there's nothing quite like hearing every single person in your raid group parroting everything you say to family members in your Southern accent. It's funny listening to a bunch of Brits go Southern on me, I won't lie.

*”And everyone on Voice Chat just went UwU”*

Who needs shooter games in ukraine when you can litterally *go outside*

12:20 hope this dudes okay in Ukraine

I was on apex and this girl was crying her eyes out with her mic on. She was Talking about her boyfriend who she just broke up with to someone in the room with her. The whole match I was just listening to her life story. She was pretty good even tho she was crying, talking and playing at the same time. Hope she’s ok now 👁

I was playing TF2 and two of my teammates suddenly apologized and had to leave because the tornado sirens were going off

“Okay, meet me near-“ (loud boom) “Fu-“ (leaves game)

0:30 why do parents think pain helps with not cussing

@9:40 "not now mommys raiding" ...reminds me so much of Clara from The Guild (tv series)

“And everyone on voice chat just went uwu”

"Voice chat just went OOOOOOOHHH" Robot: "voice chat just went OwO"

On PS4 we used to be able to make random joinable party rooms and give them custom names and stuff, well I was bored and randomly made one with a catchy title alluding to wanting the party to be filled with random banter and jokes, had so many people join that, it was great, the jokes were amazing. Made a few friends that day.

Not particularly strange, but one time a bunch of randoms and I were playing Monster Hunter World together and we took a break in between hunts to go to the bathroom, get food, etc. We all muted ourselves except for one guy, who I guess thought he did but really didn't. Once I got back from grabbing a drink, I put on my headset to hear him cooing at his cat, Saitama. He was saying stuff like "Who's the most precious kitty in the world? Is it Saitama? Oh yes it is!" I could even hear quiet mewing from the cat. It was really cute so I didn't stop him.

1:49 "Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!" *"Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma!"*

"The kangaroo is loose again" that one got me. Almost choked on my drink

“Not now son, mommy’s raiding” should not have made me laugh as much as I did

3:25 "...and we were typing everything that was happening to the enemy team" ROFL =)))) That was fking epic!

“Are you my brothers friend?” “No.” “oh”

I was playing a PS3 game online and there was about 8 of us and these two men had a 15 mins argument on who was the biggest Pink Floyd fan

The dude who broke up with his GF is a literal chad, and the entire lobby agreeing with him that his gold digger gf is awful? Just pure bro energy right there.

In VRChat, I was in the void club with some friends, we were doing the usual, sitting in front of the mirror and talking about what VR would be in the future, anyways, while we were in the middle of that my friend asked “do you hear that?” I stopped and listen.. then I heard it! A man and women moaning.. I was confused and laughing as I went to the private rooms.. it was locked, so I used my play space mover to get inside and saw two people with full body tracking doing... I just watched as they kept doing it, I was super awkward as I just left, laughing hard!

“We were playing Advanced Warfare” Holy shit I legitimately forgot this game existed for the last 2 years.

I love that story with the guy breaking up with his girlfriend. Love how the whole chat was involved and even updating the drama to the other team XD

"the kangaroo is loose again" Whenever my kangaroo is loose again it gets into fights at the pub

One of my friends on Xbox tried looking for a date or something, I was smart never told them my name or where I lived, I just said, "I'm not old enough to drive" and they left and I never seen him/her again

I was once entered a party full of kids playing Minecraft almost immediately I heard someone say "dude you should watch turtle sex they be going super sayan"

Mother: IT’S A BAD INFLUENCE FOR MY CHILD IF YOU SWEAR Also Mother: MY CHILD CAN DO AND SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS Holy cow 227 likes

Some random kid was playing a game with me, and randomly some lady starts yelling in Spanish while I can hear a vacuum, a dog barking, some dude, a tv, and other most likely younger kids yelling in the background. I turned the sound off. I couldnt hear the gun shots or footsteps in the game, but it was better then the mess and all the glitching from the kids mic.

I bet those guys in the siege lobby were confused when they heard me having a seizure and vomiting while overdosing

“Stop cursing at us or we will call the police” All they have to do is either switch lobbies/servers or literally PUT THE HEADSET DOWN Imagine someone calling the cops on you because they don’t like your tone.

Someone told my friend “You aim like Michael J Fox on a roller coaster.”

i was playing with a couple friends from school, and this 20 something yr old from delaware, he always talked about how he lived in a rough part but we never really payed any attention to it, one day he went outside for a smoke, kept his mic on because it was not wired, talked to us while he smoked, after about a minute we all hear “ pop pop pop pop” there was a shooting 2 houses down from him apparently 5 ppl ran into the house to rob it but the home owner was home and armed and shot back, killing 2 of the ppl breaking in and the other 3 ran after killing the homeowner, crazy shit

I needed to complete a few sniper challenges on Call Of Duty, but I’m absolutely terrible at sniping. Someone on my team said that Ricky Berwick’s aim would be better than mine

0:50 reminds me of the spongebob episode where plankton destroys an entire family with words.

My current missus caught her ex cheating when she intended to add him on Xbox as a surprise, however he immediately flirted with her before she revealed her identity, anyways 6 weeks later they plan to meet up and yes, she turned up and scorned him brutally in public.

0:45 this is like that spongebob episode were plankton roasted 3 generations of a family

"Haha what did it taste like?" "Blood." "Uh...what?" I lost it.

In my language my name can be said as Pedo, so when I was trying my luck with a woman, one friend came in the voice chat and said: Hi pedo, I heard you've been touching little girls again. I sometimes bring this up and watch him just laughing till he drops.