How You're Supposed To Survive A Shark Attack. Flip Schultz

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3 ай бұрын

Flip Schultz is here to teach you how to survive a shark attack, or rather he's here to teach how how ridiculous shark surviving techniques are. IN this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Flip Schultz talks about everything from traveling on British Airways to how you're supposed to survive a shark attack. Whether you're someone who travels a lot, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Flip Schultz is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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@maddhatter3564 3 ай бұрын

Ive survived shark attacks by staying on the ground for my 56 years. Yup, no sharks.

@jackiegarroutte8970 3 ай бұрын

SAME!!! 😂

@tracyruth4247 2 ай бұрын

😄🦈

@user-sm6qu2yh4w Ай бұрын

Interesting

@psychojoe4764 3 ай бұрын

Only in stand up comedy can you witness a man in a 3 piece suit reenacting crapping himself

@oakpoacher433 3 ай бұрын

Ive done it a handful of times and Im not in stand up comedy. It wasnt a reenactment though.

@ldo1308 3 ай бұрын

It's a beautiful thing 😌

@flipisfunny 3 ай бұрын

I’m usually more casual when I crap myself.

@derekwalker4622 3 ай бұрын

This guy. If Vincent Price and Paul Lynde had a love child, this guy is that child.

@thelonesomefisherman7425 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Missfoxtooyou 3 ай бұрын

I was thinking John Waters vs Paul Lynde. 😂

@GalakStari 3 ай бұрын

The snorkeling bit killed me! 😂😂😂

@iamSamuel915 3 ай бұрын

You must be half shark!

@GalakStari 3 ай бұрын

I can neither confirm nor deny this…..

@globetrekker86 3 ай бұрын

Why is this not only 10 minutes long? I’m flipping upset right now. We need more of this guy! 😂

@derekwalker4622 3 ай бұрын

Huh? If you think *that* is funny. I will perform for you and your friends, doing nothing but bad dad jokes and making farting noises with my arm-pits. You all will love it if you think this is funny.

@globetrekker86 3 ай бұрын

@@derekwalker4622 Thanks for the offer, but…

@sternbach-software 3 ай бұрын

If you get the dry bar app, it is 26 minutes.

@ericb5194 3 ай бұрын

@@derekwalker4622 Thanks - I agree! And it IS thankfully only 10 minutes long - plus 55 more bad seconds.

@Revelation20.10 3 ай бұрын

@@sternbach-softwarethank you I gotta check it out 😊

@edithdlp8045 3 ай бұрын

Wow! I have been a fan of Drybar for 4 years and this is the first time that I see a comedian in a 3 piece suit.

@terfalicious 3 ай бұрын

"Blup blup blup blup - tortuga?" 🤣🤣🤣

@elizabethweigle6146 3 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the tortuga guy to come back!🤣

@salemprompthous3820 3 ай бұрын

One of the better drybar comedians I've seen the past couple years. Child on a plane, spot on 🤣

@IvanGarcia-xy7bf 3 ай бұрын

How I survive is I stay out of the water 😂

@graceanncampbell7546 3 ай бұрын

Flip. Was on the NCL Joy and caught 3 of your shows! You are great. You made fun of me Grace (crossed arm) and my lil sis Mary. Met you on the elevator as we departed. Thank you thank you for the comic relief. 😅

@flipisfunny 3 ай бұрын

Hey Grace!

@Vincent-ke5zn 3 ай бұрын

The thermometer bit is hysterical and I am still laughing 😃 😂😅while typing this 🤣 😆 😂

@ravens6286 3 ай бұрын

First comedian that I have seen in a while on here that is actually funny, leaving me wanting more. I hope I get to see more of him in the future.

@lioness3963 3 ай бұрын

Finally an honest perspective on water punches!!!

@Vincent-ke5zn 3 ай бұрын

I'm not a great swimmer by any means, BUT IF I SEE A SHARK THAT CLOSE TO ME I WILL GO AS FAST AS I COULD AND HE WON'T SEE ME DUE TO WHAT HE HAS TO SWIM THROUGH TO FIND ME

@JC-jp7uz 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ravens6286 3 ай бұрын

It might follow the smell! 🤣

@CascadianPatriotII 3 ай бұрын

@@ravens6286Ah, but that's only if it can _tolerate_ the smell! 😂

@Ephesians2verse8-10 3 ай бұрын

Perhaps the shark will go through a brown mist 😅🤣

@jocelynnowen3078 3 ай бұрын

You still don't stand a prayer if it decides to bite

@taylorbrown9849 3 ай бұрын

The only thing that makes a fart joke better: "I'm getting paid *right now*" 8:03 This line CRACKED ME UP!

@ChrisM-tn3hx 3 ай бұрын

I'm not at the snorkeling yet, but love it so far. Poor Uncle Larry lol.

@kcl060 3 ай бұрын

Finally! Someone who is funny again!! I laughed so crazy loud to this! Hilarious!

@mikejettusa 3 ай бұрын

Uncle Larry was great 😂

@cu4wur6023 3 ай бұрын

Great comedian, love his style. Loved the shark joke as I too am afraid of sharks 👏🏻🌟🇬🇧

@theskipgilberto 3 ай бұрын

Flip killing it as usual! ✌️

@georgedabrowski6900 3 ай бұрын

Sounds like Jimmy Stewart underwater!

@jacnjoe 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious! LOLed the whole way through!

@robertmilstein2262 3 ай бұрын

Stop 10 minute Dry Bar and make them all at least 30 minutes. Please…need this guy more!!!😊

@RMBlake007 3 ай бұрын

They want you to pay for the other 20 minutes now...

@sherylrhoades2319 3 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, Flip is great! So spot on on so many things! You can see his training coming through. Great guy!

@shewolf871 3 ай бұрын

My Granny has always wanted to go scuba diving, but she’s afraid to put her face in the water

@fatgirlhiking6250 3 ай бұрын

That was hilarious! And I'd probably react the same way...lol I'm so scared of a shark getting me when I took a flight to Ireland, I made sure my seat was over a fuselage.

@maverick627uk 3 ай бұрын

As a British guy, and specifically from England, the pilot joke was spot on! The day we stop doing accent jokes is the day comedy dies. Excellent sketch about babies crying too! How true is that 😂 Dry bar Comedy finds the gems we don't hear about especially here in England. Greg Warren absolutely destroyed me! (That's a compliment). His sketch on important documents and losing them was just epic! Such a natural with the crowds . 👍😁🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@williamwerner8874 3 ай бұрын

You should be able to give multiple thumbs up or likes. I am dying over here.

@ldo1308 3 ай бұрын

Tortuga, you want a Tortuga?

@i.t.t. 3 ай бұрын

That was masterful 🎉

@batya7 3 ай бұрын

Tortuga! 🐢 🦈🦈🦈

@travisjentertainment6866 17 күн бұрын

"congratulations, its an influencer" 😂😂

@JackieSanchezComedy 3 ай бұрын

Yes i love Flip!!

@donnalamb6391 3 ай бұрын

Great clip!!

@ZainaDancer 3 ай бұрын

Whenever I hear a kid cry, no matter where it is, my first thought is "wait till you get your first paycheck, then you'll really cry".

@sKitZoBonKa 28 күн бұрын

Shark just laughing 😂

@chiomanwokorocfn 3 ай бұрын

He is so goooooood!!!! 😹😹😹😹

@TthJbougie 3 ай бұрын

He’s funny lol 😂

@teomants 3 ай бұрын

He is extrem talented. Pro. 🎉

@sKitZoBonKa 28 күн бұрын

The new baby 🎉😂😂

@chosenonedb 3 ай бұрын

I work at an airport and agree completely

@LJ-jj5vn 3 ай бұрын

Flip is hilarious! 😂😂

@MICHGO1 3 ай бұрын

BACK IN THE DAY ONLY INFANTS HAD THEIR TEMP TAKEN IN THE REAR. ONCE YOU'RE ABLE TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED FOR A MINUTE, YOU WERE GOOD TO GO.

@AnthonyIsToeKnee 3 ай бұрын

He reminds me of Dane Cook

@SeanOMatic 3 ай бұрын

When they pay Skippy Greene to appeal to sensitive folks, he becomes Flip Schultz.

@flipisfunny 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mh5259 3 ай бұрын

That American pilot bit is straight out of Family Guy. Just sayin'

@karenjessup810 3 ай бұрын

It’s the brats in the grocery cart that are allowed to scream all the way through the store that infuriate me.

@Perceptionisreal Ай бұрын

The coolest thing about going in the ocean is you don’t even have to do it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@autumn_rain 3 ай бұрын

It wouldnt be american without fart jokes

@ordinary_deepfake 3 ай бұрын

TORTUGA!

@PeterGoodman-uv2jh 3 ай бұрын

Lol🎉

@jonathanclemens4660 3 ай бұрын

Tortuga?

@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 3 ай бұрын

How Do You Get To Provo From Ogden ?

@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 3 ай бұрын

Good Grades

@_bob_8170 3 ай бұрын

These butt bots are getting out of hand.

@MediaLieDetector 3 ай бұрын

Wow. First funny comedian this week.

@antonnym214 3 ай бұрын

How can you tell the difference between a backside and an oral thermometer? The oral tastes better.

@pavolhorvath7850 3 ай бұрын

Great joke! (the word is 'rectal')

@mhm92267 3 ай бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍

@nixonmalasi8982 3 ай бұрын

For some reason (historical likely) some Americans don't instinctively cheer when someone name drops England. I guess it's why the crowd was silent when he did until he did the accent. In California or New York they would've gone nuts "whoohooo!!". I guess it's because the Media's soft power has convinced them that all of the UK resembles posh London 😂

@scroogetheprofit2455 3 ай бұрын

Is he seriously doing pilot voice material?

@Avathor73 3 ай бұрын

Not seriously. I think he does it with humor. ^^

@derekwalker4622 3 ай бұрын

@@Avathor73 yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....nooooooooooo.

@WordOnWheels Ай бұрын

There is no way someone put the thermometer up his crack to check his temperature. I'm calling that out as total BS.

@MamaTtoB-P 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zoomingby 3 ай бұрын

That crowd kind of sucked. Dude was absolutely slaying to mediocre applause. That's a bummer.

@derekwalker4622 3 ай бұрын

mediocre comedy gets mediocre response. Hey, pay me, bring your friends too, have them pay me, and I will completely entertain you by singing off key and doing fart noises with my armpits. You guys will love it!

@zoomingby 3 ай бұрын

@@derekwalker4622 That's overly reductive. He did more than that. And I guess we'll agree to disagree that he was mediocre. I'm not saying he's the greatest of all time, but he was good and the crowd was low energy. Crowds don't always reflect what's happening on stage.

@rustylee1836 3 ай бұрын

The crowd was really generous imo. He was terrible and they pretended he was funny

@cleroyster2610 3 ай бұрын

Waiting for something, anything , that’s funny. Maybe , it will get better.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 3 ай бұрын

Maybe you should take a long look at your profile picture. That should be good for several laughs.

@cleroyster2610 3 ай бұрын

I thought so , too. You really think that is me? What a clown.

@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 3 ай бұрын

@@cleroyster2610 I'm sure it looks like you. Or maybe that's your mother.

@derekwalker4622 3 ай бұрын

Wow, these people defending the comedian, I believe that if I were to have a comedy show, making fart noises in different ways, these people would think I am brilliant as well.

@salemprompthous3820 3 ай бұрын

We all have a subjective view on what's funny or not