"Idiot Abroad" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco)

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4 жыл бұрын

People don't like Americans... Whenever I travel I'm the idiot abroad and that's not fair because I'm not trying to be liked...send this to your friend who hates Americans
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@Ray89135 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian. He's the best. So funny and without relying on dirty jokes and profanity. So refreshing and original.

@amehka5416 3 жыл бұрын

Rubbish!!!

@reggieoverton4437 3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE JIM...HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SILLY...👍👍👍👊👊👊👏👏👏👏🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜😝😝😝😂😂😂😅😅😅😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗

@eb_tigers0775 2 жыл бұрын

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@joyparrilla5939 2 жыл бұрын

Rabbit

@joyparrilla5939 2 жыл бұрын

🤑

@user-kj7io6fb7j 11 ай бұрын

We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.. I’m Dutch and I love Jim..

@HettiedeKorteDiplomaat 2 жыл бұрын

I’m Dutch and I love Jim.

@l.french5557 Жыл бұрын

Do we have to split your comment ? 😉

@LtColShingSides 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite thing about his standup is he comes with his own heckler.

@503945158 4 жыл бұрын

I love you doggie

@odtuhan 4 жыл бұрын

Lol yes!

@eponymous_graphics 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's funny when he critiques himself and grades poorly. Thumbs up #227

@LtColShingSides 3 жыл бұрын

@Lucien Cameron thanks lol her name is Lola. She's my 7 year old red nose Pitbul

@lulufavs4519 3 жыл бұрын

Love that other voice! Funny!

@ichhasseamerika 4 жыл бұрын

"Björn Borg Björn Borg!?" I was in stitches.

@druidus 3 жыл бұрын

Bear fortress, bear fortress.

@eponymous_graphics 3 жыл бұрын

here here !

@annikamyren3026 3 жыл бұрын

@Nelson Robert Willis There were 2 Björn and 1 Anne-frid and 1 Agneta..

@cherylhurst7093 3 жыл бұрын

That was hysterical.

@russBwright 3 жыл бұрын

*”CaN i BrInG SouP oN tHe PLaaaNEE?”* Gets me every time 😂

@B.D.B.Outdoors304 3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians. Hes capable of cracking you up without being too crude. Classy dude.

@auberjean6873 3 жыл бұрын

"I speak English--the language Jesus spoke" 🤣I did a spit take with my morning coffee! My dog loved it!🤣

@RumbleFish69 4 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan is like rice cakes.... You start out thinking, what the hell am I eating? But, before you know it, the bag is empty and you've gone through two shows!!

@jaimebarba2814 Жыл бұрын

Nope

@edwinrodeo 2 жыл бұрын

Jim touches many emotions… he’s a American comedian with a clean heart ❤️. Thanks again

@niclofton9912 3 жыл бұрын

“It’s not that we’re dumb we’re just not that interested.” 😂

@NicoleDeandrea Ай бұрын

For real 😂😂😂

@Tis-I 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you speak English?" "*click* *click*" I lost it

@Strawbelliefields 3 жыл бұрын

As a swiss-american, living in Amsterdam, this bit went straight to my heart. Thank for the daily posting during the pandemic!! ❤️

@MrOvlov02 Жыл бұрын

canadians dont like americans

@mookyyzed2216 3 жыл бұрын

We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.

@dsoutherland1747 Жыл бұрын

When I’m down I’ll watch Gaffigan. Even if I’ve seen a particular performance a thousand times, it’s always hilarious and brings me out of the doldrums. He’s a genius. 😄

@jayduke8554 2 жыл бұрын

This man is a life saver

@inekekalberg1427 4 жыл бұрын

I’m dutch and i’m full of emotions😉,especially when i watch your shows!!!🙋🏼‍♀️😂🤪🤭😁😏🙃

@id104335409 4 жыл бұрын

When he made the robot sounds to avoid being caught as an American.... that one got me good.

@jeffcampbell668 4 жыл бұрын

LOL! I chuckled for 5 minutes after that one too, and I'm canadian. Still am very happy that the U.S. is my neighbor. Peace.

@Custerd1 4 жыл бұрын

I do the same thing. I speak enough Russian that I can alienate anyone.

@injunsun 3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't robot, it was a spoof on the South African languages that have hard to pronounce clicks in them, such as the San. Those are like trying to say a "k" sound, but in the back of your throat, while breathing in.

@REM1956 2 жыл бұрын

@@injunsun Your post is WAY over most folks head. Just what I was thinking. IMO made even funnier, as Jim is so pale skinned.

@Tylerjms7 4 жыл бұрын

"Too soon, it was only 2 thousand years ago." Hahaha

@TheSickNeeds 4 жыл бұрын

The funniest part was where he said "The Canadians like us". I almost choked on my maple syrup cus I was laughing so hard.

@98triffid 4 жыл бұрын

You may not love us personally but what is your alternative? You are a free country but don't imagine your 3 patrol boats and 5 ice breaker ships are any deterrent at all. What is a deterrent is history. France helped free us. Not everyone remembers that but some do.

@mariacheebandidos7183 4 жыл бұрын

@Memes how about when foreigners watch American comedy shows, movies, stand up... (all laced with sarcasm, irony...) and then go to the comments to say it'd be nice if Americans understand irony.

@98triffid 3 жыл бұрын

@Des Prenty my key point was one sentence long and I led with it. I read most of what you had to say but I may have nodded off after page 2.

@jsghetler 3 жыл бұрын

@@98triffid lol trust me, Canada is fine without you guys. Because other countries don’t wanna bomb us.

@yoda5280 3 жыл бұрын

Doctor Smith Youre absolute cringe.

@Pvaultingfenderbass 4 жыл бұрын

Take a shot every time he heckles himself!!! 🥂

@thedebatehitman 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how you come up with so much quality material. I love your work, Jim!

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much!

@jternesto1981 4 жыл бұрын

@@jimgaffigan ALL of your material is good, one of the few comedians that's always funny!

@Ruylopez778 4 жыл бұрын

It's stolen from the Dutch, that's why he has such an anti-Dutch act

@dianemoonstone4715 3 жыл бұрын

@@Ruylopez778 : 😄😄😄

@aleynamutlu4206 3 жыл бұрын

@@Ruylopez778 huh ?

@destroyerj 2 жыл бұрын

I love Jim's stand-up. He was a hoot on That 70's Show.

@starrfishhill Жыл бұрын

This guy is hilarious makes my soul feel good

@evelynmontez3565 3 жыл бұрын

Omg. I was in a bad mood. Thank you Jim 😄 🤣 😂

@suebrown3465 4 жыл бұрын

Mothers Day morning with a coffee and Jim...best way to start the day... in Canada! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️

@christicrenshaw2772 4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Happy Mothers day.

@canadianperspective3731 4 жыл бұрын

Stay safe and well neighbour 🇨🇦

@t.johnson2966 4 жыл бұрын

Happy Mothers Day! Cheers from Vancouver Island. Take care!

@kjo9982 4 жыл бұрын

Same! In Canada too :)

@ericag5346 4 жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Notwatson I can assure you her life doesn't suck as much as yours...

@dennisfordii9737 2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate how you can do jokes about anything/ anyone with tact .

@nancygarrison6540 Жыл бұрын

I find you hysterically funny every single time I listen to you. You’re so perceptive into the heart of people everywhere

@alexconnor7733 4 жыл бұрын

It's not that we're dumb... Just not that interested!! 😂😂😂

@canadianperspective3731 4 жыл бұрын

Alex Connor And then you go abroad. And leave everyone with the distinct impression you are “under educated.”

@alexconnor7733 4 жыл бұрын

@@canadianperspective3731 I've been "abroad" and learned Canadians are pompous and it's easy to be that way with America protecting you. I was also quoting Jim Gaffigan. I thought it was pretty funny and still do

@brianborell4469 4 жыл бұрын

@John Bigbooty Uh, no. Canadians are way more literate than the average American, look it up. FWIW I'm an American. 🙄

@alandgomez5905 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think overall we're pretty dumb lol. Nothing like the current admin. to showcase this.

@shirleypena4133 4 жыл бұрын

@@brianborell4469 No they are not. There is nothing to look up. Go there, talk to the people of Canada, and you will see that they are no more literate than Americans...unless those Americans just arrived from Mexico.

@jadecovehealing5636 2 жыл бұрын

I just want to give a shout out to France! I don't speak French, except a few food words and phrases I remembered from high school French class too long ago to mention. But everywhere we went, this was in 2016, my friend and I were met with support and kindness. I expected rude waiters (the stereotype) and instead it felt like we were treated like long-lost friends. This happened in Paris and in the countryside and we are two middle-aged women, so this wasn't about that. We even had people helping us with our ridiculous oversized suitcases up the subway stairs! Will never pack that much again, not will I ever take the subway from the airport to Paris again. But that's what happens when you are new to international travel or much travel at all for that matter. At one point, one suitcase got stuck in the ticket counters that was dedicated just for this. A woman flew up on the counter and pushed the suitcase free with us pulling as well. Then she jumped down and kept going without any sticking around to be thanked. She felt like a superhero to me. Oh my friend was sick and getting worse on this day, so we needed all the help we could get. And finally, we also had German tourists help us in a village where no one spoke English. Cliff notes: Learn some French, pack light, and dress nicely.

@justus4men 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard and now I’m hungry for garlic bread.

@coucoubrandy1079 3 жыл бұрын

For an American to talk like that. Brilliant !

@drshrimppuertorico8894 4 жыл бұрын

I want an entire set done with his disgruntled audience member voice

@mlsaulnier 4 жыл бұрын

sometimes its close lol

@jennymcmillin5668 4 жыл бұрын

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico Inspired! 🤣🤣😂👍

@eponymous_graphics 3 жыл бұрын

cell phone ring dial ! thumbs up #231 EDIT with the movie line from silence of the lambs, "it's puts the lotions in the *effen* basket!" tagged for momz.

@relaxed_str8891 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if I could handle it😂

@reggieoverton4437 3 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@stephanieharries7746 Жыл бұрын

I like how he can make humor out of almost anything his range is incredible and he's clean I mean he just kind of makes the other comedians look well let's just say he's really talented I'll leave it at that

@jezebulls 4 жыл бұрын

Jim hits it out of the park on every special he does. And he reads comments too!!!

@billgrandone3552 Жыл бұрын

I used to think that the Parable of the loaves and fishes was a miracle until I was in college and grocery shopping for myself and realized that Campbells can get ten thousand cans of noodle soup from one chicken.

@alaingarcia7493 4 жыл бұрын

Best comedian in the universe.

2 жыл бұрын

You could consult other planets to make that statement.

@susanyanish1117 2 жыл бұрын

Laughter is the best medicine! Go, Dr. Jim! Thank you for the healing!!

@ExploringCabinsandMines 4 жыл бұрын

funniest guy ever !! "Hot pockets " is forever etched in my mind !

@stikcler 4 жыл бұрын

And "Pale Force".

@thenatureboybh9148 4 жыл бұрын

Caliente pockets

@jacksons1010 3 жыл бұрын

Bacon-filled Hot Pockets.

@nicolekirkland86 3 жыл бұрын

I've never been able to NOT say it like that after hearing him say "hot pocket " . It just comes naturally to say it like that now🤣🤣🤣

@robinkrieger8003 2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes !

@chipdillard9738 4 жыл бұрын

I need some laughter right now. Jim always provides the chuckles. And no profanity 👍

@ohiohiker4301 4 жыл бұрын

OMG! Had me laughing out loud! I don't fly much, so when a friend took me to the Orlando airport, to fly back home (drove to FL the week before), I was a little nervous waiting in the line to go thru the security check, and did ask the person behind me a question. After getting thru security, I felt "o.k., now just find my gate, no problem", but when I went down the corridor that takes you to the train, with the rest of the crowd, I got nervous, thinking, "Shoot, he didn't tell me I'd be taking a train, I hope this is right". (My hometown airport is not nearly as big as Orlando's). Got on the train, looked out the window, and said out loud "OMG, is this train headed for the parking lot?" The guy next to me explained that we were headed to the terminal, and as it turned out, we were headed in the same direction. He kind of took me under his wing. I felt sooo embarrassed, not to mention stupid! I felt not only like I came from some other planet, but also like a child from another planet! If Jim Gaffigan was there, he would have had me dying of laughter!

@priscilaassis5704 4 жыл бұрын

Ohio Hiker to be fair it’s a really big airport!! Also, no two are alike. I felt incredibly lost in Atlanta and LAX because the airports are as big as some cities I’ve been to!

@linshanhsiang 4 жыл бұрын

@@priscilaassis5704 Or SeaTac (Seattle Tacoma)!

@cynthiacronin2794 3 жыл бұрын

His other people voices are hilarious!!

@ahmedalbunduqee3518 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not ready for this kind of commitment lol

@benisaten 2 жыл бұрын

Great job Jim. Big fan from 🇨🇦. Yup. ✌️

@CDuff86 3 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I just want to let you know that there's a very important difference between "liking Americans and "tolerating" them. We're a polite people.

@bnbcraft6666 3 жыл бұрын

Except for French Canadians right

@CDuff86 3 жыл бұрын

@@bnbcraft6666 ah, you found the exception to the rule haha

@bnbcraft6666 3 жыл бұрын

@@CDuff86 Jim Gaffigan made a joke about that in his latest special, when french canadians say "I'm sorry" it's followed by "that you're so stupid"

@CDuff86 3 жыл бұрын

@b carb close enough for me. Howdy neighbour. I'll hop in the canoe and bring you some Timmies

@moniquehuchet3646 3 жыл бұрын

Americans are the loud ones

@kristinaszenchill845 3 жыл бұрын

‘ do I have heroin on me? I may have accidentally packed some’ hilarious 😂

@lulufavs4519 3 жыл бұрын

Love the heckler voice! Funny!

@rebeccabamford5505 4 жыл бұрын

He would be hysterical to live with! Love his humor.

@c7adventures376 4 жыл бұрын

Have to see you live when all this is over. I love your style and jokes. Thanks for the vid.

@atgb143 4 жыл бұрын

Happy Mother's Day, Ms Jeannie 💐 Happy Birthday, Katie 🌹🎂🍦🎁🎉 Happy Sunday, Gaffigans ❤

@25ciskey25 2 жыл бұрын

jims always got the best addidas on

@playhooky 4 жыл бұрын

Loved it Jim & Jeannie! And Happy Mother's Day to Jeannie - we can tell you're an awesome mom!

@jimgaffigan 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

@inappropriatetraveler8330 4 жыл бұрын

You, sir, are the ultimate Inappropriate Traveler! Thanks for being so hilarious. Cheers!

@jenniferlawrence9652 4 жыл бұрын

You make my day...thank you for always making me laugh

@markschram2703 2 жыл бұрын

Jim's a Genius Comedian, top 5 Imo, if not the best...

@johnwgibson24 2 жыл бұрын

Best comedian. One of my all time favorite

@fazergazer 4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. Clean. Sharp. He’s like what the Sun would be if it went human. Keep it coming!

@Shawn0569 4 жыл бұрын

That was the best impersonation of jesus I've ever seen Spot on

@EdA-bz3bu 11 ай бұрын

“Let’s go buy an SUV (farm equipment)” said it all.

@globetrekker86 3 жыл бұрын

“Boom! Pretzel bread. Boom! Garlic knots... Boom! Stuffed melon bun

@abbye8482 4 жыл бұрын

I so enjoy listening to Jim. He is so naturally funny. He's Swedish decent like me, and I'm "beyond pale" too!

@jumpinjojo 4 жыл бұрын

He’s *of Swedish decent.

@debsg66 4 жыл бұрын

Just as funny as the first time...now where's my wooden shoe..

@JakeBourne13 2 жыл бұрын

Already subscribed and I love it!

@ashleyworden1887 2 жыл бұрын

Jim is my favorite comedian!

@kinsmed 3 жыл бұрын

Jim, this is the funniest set of yours I've ever seen. I'll expect more now...

@majorblitz7219 4 жыл бұрын

Best comedian out there.

@scottthesportsguy 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so looking forward to seeing Jim here in St. Louis in October, taking my mom, who loves him too :)

@rianamohamed300 2 жыл бұрын

Gosh. This guy is hilarious.

@donszabo7558 4 жыл бұрын

Gaffigan is fun. He's not trying to delve into politics or world view. Man you get a break from all that and just have fun...

@hoosierpitcrew9011 4 жыл бұрын

Hahah. Maybe you just wasn't listening. He did. You just don't think you've heard it is all. If you don't know what brings us down as humans, how can you recognize it in speech you hear. smh

@JWPshenigans 3 жыл бұрын

Until now

@matsfreedom 3 жыл бұрын

Lately, he's turned off half of his audience.

@Aethelia 3 жыл бұрын

I don't think half of his audience was made up of fascists, he'll be fine.

@einundsiebenziger5488 2 жыл бұрын

@@hoosierpitcrew9011 ... you weren't* listening ...

@princessbuttercup8954 4 жыл бұрын

Waking up to Jim on Mother's day while my children hang off me like little monkeys...Perfect!😉😁 Happy Mother's Day to all my other mommas out there!

@Obiter3 4 жыл бұрын

Cinco was one of his best stand ups, think I've watched it 3 times

@kellysantiago6871 3 жыл бұрын

It hurt to read a bunch of negative comments from Canadians about Americans. The world would be a kinder place without generalizations ❤🌍

@libell74 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus spoke american. Wonderful!!

@williammcaleese2709 4 жыл бұрын

He was also the only white guy in the Middle East.

@revan0890 4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm!

@williampeters5446 4 жыл бұрын

Petter Libell He said I speak English the Language Jesus spoke! not speak American!

@libell74 4 жыл бұрын

@@williampeters5446 I know. I just thought it was funny Americans think Jesus was a white italian-looking man in a bible-movie.

@kackerlakensalat 4 жыл бұрын

Song from the Mutton Birds (NZ) : Queen s English "The Queen's English was Good enough for Jesus Christ And it's good enough for me"

@simplyimpish1055 4 жыл бұрын

You made my Mother’s Day! Thanks Jim 🌸

@Noah-rd3jr Жыл бұрын

I love this guy!

@jostallworth3087 3 жыл бұрын

This man is so funny. I so love him. 👍

@bobevans6590 4 жыл бұрын

Makes my face hurt on how funny you are! Keep it up

@sesankata 4 жыл бұрын

The Jesus Joke about him speaking English is funny to me. As a serviceman deployed to the middle East four times,and have a love of World History it is funny to me to see Jesus always depicted as a white European.Jesus was a middle Eastern man who traced his ancestry from Abraham a man of Ur a city of ancient Summer which is in modern day Iraq.

@thyslop1737 4 жыл бұрын

Well, your premise is questionable. A descendent of both Adam and King David He was. "adam" translated as ruddy complexion, blushing in the face. King David described as having a ruddy complexion. Laban the uncle of Isaac, the son of Abraham, that word " laban" translated means white.

@canadianperspective3731 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for noting that. How many “Christians” gaze lovingly at their fair skinned, blue eyed portrait of Christ, and never put it together. Christ actually looked just like the family down their street that they want deported.

@Droemar 4 жыл бұрын

@@thyslop1737 "Your premise is questionable" says a guy who believes in a book that denies everything from the East and MesoAmerica not existing, to endorsing creationism and giving a good ol' thumbs up to rape not being a thing. Believe me, man, Jesus being white is the LEAST non-controversial thing about your religion.

@winnifredforbes8712 4 жыл бұрын

Omar Ignacio Silvestrini I just looked at your picture references. Dear God! The white Christian population would never accept those concepts. I agree with you, however. He absolutely had to have had the middle eastern swarthy complexion and dark hair.

@Hairy.Whodini 4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. Abraham Lincoln wasn't even alive back then.

@SheilaD111 Ай бұрын

😂”It’s just like the Notebook”🤣

@luisvillar8320 2 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was taught the metric system in school. It is exactly how he says, there was a sense of urgency at first and a couple of years later "nevermind"

@Smart-Alex 4 жыл бұрын

Happy Mother's Day Jim! You always make my day.

@eponymous_graphics 3 жыл бұрын

A: "Do you speak English ? " B: [glottal click] [glottal click] [raspberry soundx 3 > decrescendo] ... ingenius. I might have to use that one day ! Well done. I wonder if that was real Jim actually did that, i bet he did LOL. thumbs up. EDIT i'm saving this one to folder for party viewing ! DOUBLE EDIT (rare) I keep watching, so then ... his wife was a cab driver ! bah dum psht. great humor writing; among if not the best. END

@malizee2264 2 жыл бұрын

I love ur facial expressions! And ur Beyoncé formation moves hahaha

@thesonofdormammu5475 Жыл бұрын

Bro I think you are my favorite comedian ever.

@susanjackson5593 Жыл бұрын

You're the best Jim, I can ALWAYS rely on you for a laugh any time of the day. I really appreciate your take on humor and you get it right all the time. Keep doing what your doing, expect not so many diarrhea jokes at live shows :)

@jcondron7789 4 жыл бұрын

Ty for making me laugh. The robot noises!! ❤️❤️❤️

@TJ97979 3 жыл бұрын

Duddddee you are sooo funny you actually know how to make religion funny you’re gifted brotha wow

@LilPaypay24 4 жыл бұрын

Yay!!! Saw this live and got a years worth of ab workouts just from laughing

@jannetteberends8730 4 жыл бұрын

I’m Dutch, and I don’t care about windmills either.

@user-mj7gm6gj9v 4 жыл бұрын

But do you have wooden shoes? :)

@wantex1337 4 жыл бұрын

ᄅᄆᄆᄀᄀᄅ probably thinking why germans stole their bikes

@data1.078 4 жыл бұрын

@@user-mj7gm6gj9v Yes. Everybody. In fact, when we are born, we already wear wooden shoes. That, and tulips and cheese in our hands with a weed stick in our mouths of course.

@rogerthat309 4 жыл бұрын

Ya, to hell with windmills!

@stevenverboom2946 4 жыл бұрын

You can't win without windmills

@darrenwinter8616 4 жыл бұрын

Haha! Always a well spent moment hearing Jim. On an aside, their sure are a lot of folks getting all "tribal" up in the comments here. The only labels that truly matter for all of us are: Alive or Dead. Everything else is a construct of division and self destruction .

@ntandosekay 4 жыл бұрын

I sincerely love you Mr Gaffigan and your family ❤

@dean4247 2 жыл бұрын

I love you Gaffigan

@mrlord2276 3 жыл бұрын

To the 399 people who disliked this I hope you eat a "boiling, lava hot" hotpocket

@bethe192 3 жыл бұрын

" Murder people." MY STOMACH HUUUURRRTS TOO MUCH LAUGHTEERRR😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😄😂😄

@jayelle3448 3 жыл бұрын

How did you *DO* that Jim? How on earth did you just make _pumpernickel_ the funniest word I've ever heard? Didn't just chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud -- I cackled like a Disney cartoon witch! Bravo Maestro 👏